The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have. How fucked are you?
>>711860818
Packet of crisps and water.
Nahh fuck that...
Had a mince pie and milk before that.
Bucket of soda and a McDonalds cheeseburger. I'm pretty fucked
Hot dogs and water. Pretty fucked I guess.
Beef flavored ramen, and a bannana smoothie.
rate me b
torchy's tacos: brisket taco, pulled pork taco, chips and queso
drinking home brewed belgian wit at the moment
>>711861375
KEK. poorfag
>>711860818
Baked salmon with some alfredo and a craft beer. I'm fucking solid with that.
hmmm... I had a tomato with melted muenster cheese on top (melted it separate on parchment paper), with red peppers, balsamic reduction and pesto. Pretty sure I'd be lacking protein. Oh wait, I did drink it with no-fat milk, so I guess there'd be some good protein there.
>>711860818
Rotisserie chicken, some tomato slices, bread with olive oil, and one Thin Mint cookie. Also a six pack of Coors. I'll be ok.
>>711860818
Chicken wings, and Mountain Dew. Shots gonna be tasty till I have a heart attack. Probably have a bypass surgery from it.
>>711861584
What brand of beard oil would you recommend?
>>711860818
literally just inhaled two twix
>>711860818
2 chocolate bars and water
>>711861741
KEK. can afford a macbook, but can't afford sheets for your bed. :p
>>711861741
>>711861753
Nice chocolate 4 ever!
>>711861700
Check em
Also beard oil is for pussy. Quit acting like your Mom and go be a man.
I'm eating takis and drinking dr pepper
>>711860818
bean, velveeta cheese and ground beef burritos and a pepsi
>>711861818
or....maybe my sheets are in my dryer. you know, that's in my house?
fuckhead
Chicken Wings
:/
>>711862032
high, fuckhead...i'm anon :)
>>711862032
You only have one pair of sheets?
Only a poorfag has one. You gotta have like 8 pairs m8
An Old Chub Scotch Ale and a chicken fried steak
>>711862032
look into adult diapers anon
better than washing the sheets daily
A slice of pizza and sparkling water not too fucked but still fucked
Peach and Rasberry Tea and Chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden, with chicken and gnocci soup.
I think I'm pretty good on nutrition. Would probably be getting nauseous thinking about that food after a month though
>>711860818
Corn and coffee
Rip my digestive system
Tortilla soup, spinach, pears and whole milk brotein shake
im gonna make it
scrambled eggs and pancakes
im good with that
>>711862823
lost
sweet and hot beef jerky, Gatorade
>>711860818
Pizza and beer.
these Enchiladas
>>711863486
did you pull those out of the fucking oven?
fucking shameful
>>711863486
>>711863486
newfags dont know how to microwave
chiggin' & dumplings and poland spring water.
i'm gonna live forever!
>>711860818
tea and pizza
i can live with that
>>711860818
Spiral fries with watered down orange juice. Yyum
>>711863486
KEK. frozen burritos covered with ketchup and cheese?
>>711864014
>>711864263
not him but the oven is greatly superior. the microwave is for babies.
>>711863486
should keep you alive for a long time, if you don't have a massive rectal prolapse by 25
>>711864014
>>711864263
microwave makes the tortillas too soggy you stupid cuck-cooks
>>711861741
>no bed sheets
You filthy animal.
>>711864428
you mean "curly fries"?
>digestives with brie cheese
It wouldn't be great
Egg sausage peppers scrambled and sweet tea. I'll be ok
>>711864535
patato patato
>>711864535
i think he means frentch-fræid pertaters
Taco truck beef burrito with everything except hot salsa and bottle of water.
Meh, I can live with it.
>>711864263
Microwaves are for people who don't know how to cook or turn on an oven.
>>711864684
went to a brewery in colorado springs co...there was a food truck parked out front called potato potato.
BEST
FUCKING
FRENC FRIES
EVER
>>711864888
nice tripz, yo
>>711860818
Potato soup and alcohol... I might die
>>711864888
how could you skip the salsa anon? you got tender duodenum or somethin?
fuck
ramen noodles
inb4 poorfag
Five mini coffee crisps and herbal tea. It will be a good death.
>>711860818
Breaded scallops, steamed broccoli, and water.
>>711864762
kek'd hard
>>711860818
Veggie tostadas with lots of avocado? Yeah. I'm good.
>>711861478
>>711861818
>>711864480
Trying this hard
>>711865120
fag who is poor
Bourbon and pussy. I'm good.
>>711865006
IT'S REAL
facebook/potatopotatocos
>>711865296
KEK. you're following me like a good little dog
a homegrilled bacon cheeseburger with all the works + A1 steaksauce. + a Rootbeer. fucking lit for life
Pizza prezel and pancakes
Ice tea and pussy.
>>711865227
Breaded? You fuckin' degenerate.
>>711865400
looks to good
>>711865439
A1 on a burger? why don't put ketchup on a hot dog and chocolate sauce on your pizza while you're at it.
Chocolate milk and doritios.
What i eat anyways. Im good on flavot and nutrition.
If you calculate your chocolate milk properly so u get enoug protien u can be as ripped as me off of this diet.
Im 220 lbs, 8-11% bf
>>711865400
storybook brewing is the brewery i went to
here is a growler i purchased. :)
>>711865890
that's a nice growler anon, and I'm glad you had a nice time :)
k
>>711860818
>beef stew
>red wine
A fucking dream come true man.
>>711865975
had a fucken blast. visited 10 or 12 breweries and ate food truck food.
on a side note, my buddy carved all of the tap handles for storybook. look them up on yelp and you'll see the pics. :)
Salsa Verde doritos and long island ice tea
Pretty sure my rectums gonna take some damage but I'll probably get laid being fucked up all the time
>>711866139
>10 or 12 breweries
damn man that's just too much!
also, those taps are cool beans!
>>711866139
>>711866511
you hipster faggots kys
I had Panda express with water. I pretty much never wanna eat that shit ever again. So I'm pretty screwed.
>>711866703
far from being a hipster.
i can skin a buck and run a trot line. can you?
>>711866784
fake asian food
>>711866703
i on the other hand am sorta hipster and i happen to suck dicks as well. a lot too.
Pretty set.
Porchop with 2 quesidllas and a steel reserve
>>711866870
>knowing lyrics to the most popular brad paisley song doesnt make you country, also doesnt mean your not a hipster faggot.
>>711867029
>>711866703
>>711867713
uh...hank williams jr., you faggot. KYS
>>711867913
oh can a country boy survive by getting a little mud on the tires?
all natural cheetos, and either chocolate milk or deli turkey breast. i may not die.
>>711868165
your low self esteem is showing. :)
>>711865711
shut up.
>all natural cheetos
what you say nigger
>>711868421
A pulled pork sandwich and a mint chocolate chip milkshake.... I'M GOOD BOYS
>>711868341
>>711860818
Ordered a McDouble with McGriddle buns instead of regular buns. I'm all set.
>>711869270
A breakfast and dinner mix. Smart.
>>711869270
c-can you do that? do they do that?
>>711868999
beg me, you faggot.
nice tripz BTW
Chicken and bacon salad
Fuck yeah !
>>711870071
Would eat
>>711860818
Granola bars and tap water
>>711869925
>mhmm use own argument against me he has,
my trips render you a faggot. kys
flounder. with ketchup. and a piece of cheescake. Water.
>>711869571
Are you retarded? You can essentially make a fankenstien sandwich.
Homemade chicken soup and orange juice, seems pretty healthy fam.
I just made and ate Swedish meatballs and drank earl grey tea, so I am more than good with that.
>>711870625
non sequitur. you're a fag and need to KYS. :)
>>711870665
I've never seen anybody make a frankenstein order at mackdonald's before. Never even heard of that at a fast food place.
>>711860818
Popcorn and water
Idk i could probably last a few years
water and starbursts
>>711870768
from scratch or from a packet? be honest anon.
>>711860818
pork chops, chickpeas and white rice with a nice iced coca-cola.
>>711860818
Banana Nut Bread, and water. it's okay, i guess.
>>711870981
Made it from scratch. Next batch will be from the elk we just shot on Friday.
>>711860818
meatloaf and beer...fuckyeah!
frozen pizza and koolaid
>>711865711
I do put Ketchup on hotdogs.
>>711870981
from a package. and i sucked bbc while nuking the meatballs
>>711871106
i'm looking for a husband with these traits. is there any chance...?
Popcorn and Julmust
I'm ok with that
Pizza rolls and sam adams...it sounds cool and all but I'm pretty much fucked
Water and potatoes. Get fucked
>>711871295
tits or GTFO
>>711871295
Too busy to be tied down at this point.
>>711860818
spicy tonkotsu ramen
>>711860818
Bananas and water. I will never want for potassium again.
>>711871468
faggot. you said you're looking for a husband
>>711871784
mhm i am :]
Grahams crackers and water. I can make this work.
>>711871599
pomegranate juice has alot more potassium. K
pepsi max and cold sausages, im good :)
four cinnabons and a chicken and waffles hungry-man microwave dinner.
diabeetus here I come.
>>711871962
faggot
>>711872114
breakfast saucies or italian/german style?
>>711872145
oh come now anon
Leftover Lima Beans
Sunflower seeds and rum? Oh god.... This is going to be rough, but fun while it lasts...
Jack in the box, cocaine and beer. I'm okay with this.
>>711872651
that'll be horrid torture. you'll dehydrate and be sick as a dog for like 2 days until you thirst to death from the inside
ramen and scotch. the good life is finally come.
>>711861431
aw fuck you, you lucky fuck.
Torchy's Taco's are the epitome of tacos.
>>711860818
I had one of those poke bowls. Had ahi tuna, salmon, brown rice, lettuce, corn, sesame seeds, dried onions, carrots, green beans with some ponzu sauce. Also had an IPA with it. I'm guessing I'd far from fucked.
>>711861741
get your fucking laptop off of the bed you idiot its going to burn up.
the bottom of the lapop needs air flow to stay cool you retard.
Chicken biryani, a mandarine orange and some water. I'm ok with this.
Sonic cheesburger and sprite. Diabetes here i come.
Sparkling Grape Soda and pizza. Like a true burger, I will die from diabetus
>>711868262
>all natural Cheetos
Did you pick them fresh from your Cheeto orchard?
my sides.
I had some taco bell. i had a 7 layer burrito , chicken quesadilla and a quesarito
>>711870768
Swedish meatballs can really be delicious if you know what you are doing.
Ladle it over mushrooms and buttery steamy egg noodles and you can die and go to heaven.
>>711871480
Goldschlager and Ramen? Shit I've been sustaining this diet for a few years now and it hasn't killed me yet.
>>711860818
sub sandwich w/ cheese lettuce and ham, also chocolate milk
i think i could survive
Toquitos n coke. Fucked bad
A cup of vegetable soup a small beef fillet a tortilla and water. Not too bad I guess.
>>711860818
Smoky chicken vegetable soup with black-eyed peas in it and ginger ale to drink with some sour cream and cheddar chips.
I'm good as long as I don't have to eat the chips all the time
>>711861375
chicken is clearly the superior flavor
Meat and margs. The way I wanted to go.
Red meat and water. about 67% fucked
Hewn from the flank of the Minotaur Taurus, I feast of the flesh of the keeper of the maze.
Soylent
>>711864762
Yuengling and carrots dipped in hummus... we livin gud bois
>>711867077
Fukken loved rick flair's retarded acting back in the day
Home-made chicken pot pie and Coke w/Wild Turkey Rye. I can live with that.
>>711860818
Water and rawsberrys am i fucked?
>>711860818
steak and chips, ill end up unhealthy as fuck but at least its nice
Pasta di Mare and merlot
Better than expected.
>shrimp dumplings
>beer
I'm dead already
Tacos (beef, lettuce, chese, salsa) beans, rice, churros for dessert, cola and water to drink. I am pretty ok for a good long while. Would have ordered Corona w/ lime if I'd known, don't want scurvy.
>>711877614
you'll have the shits and die after a few days.
Water and a Pizza with meats and vegetable toppings. Bretty gud.
>>711873458
Torchy's fucking sucks, they can go back to Austin (Houston here).
Coffee peanut m/ms and Gatorade at least I'll die happy
Meatball and steak pho.
>>711870571
what an existence
>>711861082
>last ate
rice
>last drank
coffee
...fuck
