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ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:

<green> what's an OP guys? </green>
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>Could somebody give me a run through on what a maymay is?
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I'm serious when i ask what does kek mean and why can there be over 9000 no joke need serous answer /old fag who just doesn't get it
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Whats ITT
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How do I dub?
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i saw one upload and u guys are freakin disgusting, i can't believe this, you all need to repent and look to jesus for help
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how do I make an account
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reddit said that this site is cancer
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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shut up stupid newfag kek am i right /b/ros?
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>>711860134
An online technical school
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>>711859941
Hey guys I was just curious about how anonymous works here, is there a class on how to become a hacker?
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Hey guys check this out it's funny right?
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why does everyone think im a faggot??
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%triforce
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Where do I make an account
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whats a moot?
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whats a Moot?
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bring back snacks
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So this is where Peepee the frog was invinted...
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I'm twelve and what is this?
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I want to get a 4chan gold account where is that moot guy or that boxy girl
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>>711859941
What does YLYL means ?
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I came here because my friend from school named Tyeler said he would be here
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someone asked me if i like loli? is that the same as lollipops?
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>>711860756
I think it's Young Leprechauns Yelling Loudly
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y is everyone anonomous shouldnt we all share our names so we can all be friends
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>>711860112
>>711860223
>>711860228
>>711860665
Dubs Checked
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What is a 'waifu'?
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LOL! moot is the best waifu am I right!! XD I love all these memes! OMG How do I like stuff on here! XD I love call of duty ghosts! I'm 12 years old please subscribe to my channel xXM3X1C@N_$N1P3RXx
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quads for sharpie
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@711860569
lmao!! How do I upvote this?
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>>711860665

Great dubs kek
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why is everyone always saying "checked"?

seriously.
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>>711861032
I think you click the white square next to the word Anonymous so it should a check mark, that means you liked their post
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Remember puddi puddi? I'm such an oldfag guys
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fuck oldfags
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Wish I could do co-op
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What is a nigger and why do people say I am one.
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>>711859941
>Check out my dubs guys 66 77 55 22 11 44 88

>I even got triplets incoming lolz 777 222 555 999

Oh baby a triple lol

African Americans kind hardworking people
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Millhouse is a meme
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APS4dawin!
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OP IS A SAMEFAG lol
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Can you guys find me where this photo is from? I've been looking on bing but I can't find it anywhere
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>>711861133
CHECK'D YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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Seriously guys thats a guy in my scool that bulies me can you hack his Facebook acount tnks
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>>711861347
Hey i got 11 dubs!!
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>>711861133
DOUBLE FUCKING CHECKED
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>>711861400
Watamote
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im annonymous
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>>711861430
dude holy crud you did!!!
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How do I do a 4chan prank
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47
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<dubs>
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is this teh place to becum a dank maymayer?
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how do i post as anonymous
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Singles
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i stole a cig from my moms pack and my dad bought me a brand new fedora!!!! it even haz sequins, u jelly??
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hey gais I know how to do this

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Do you?
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where can I buy a 4chan gold account so I can view certain images?
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>>711861705
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>>711861486
Thank you so much Anonymous!!! I'll never do any bad government stuff I promis
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>>711860878
newfag, dubs are only 22 two twos, that makes them dubs
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How do i register my account?
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Does no one know how to spell winner?
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>>711860596
What's a triforce?
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>>711861713
Reported you are fucking dead kiddo
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>>711861771
You have to unlock the dark web, it's a scary place you don't want to go there trust me
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>>711861518
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Hey Anons! Someone on 9gag's comment section told me about this wonderful website called 4chan.com, i think we can make a very strong community but i think this website needs to have the option to upvote posts and comments, and delete all the porn and gore, that's not funny guys. But we can make this into a great community! Who's with me?
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>>711861771
Phone 1-800 FOR-MOOT, the 4chan customer service number
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>>711859941
fuck you
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Someone said this is a good place for pizza???? I like mine with pepperoni though...
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I've been posting on /mu/ for years, figured I'd check out /b/ for once, this was the first thread I came across.
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>>711859941
Newfag. I've been here since 2001 and I know my way around the block. I was there for all the classics memes like Pool's Closed, Rudypoo, Desu, and I was involved in every single raid.
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>>711861821
Tnks sorry XD
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>>711862057
OMG BEWBZ
ur gonna get b&
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>>711859941
OP is a faggot
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Guys I'm clicking in options but it doesn't show any options, what should I do?
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what does the / in /b/ mean?
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>>711862065
you should go back cause you cant handle us!
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>>711862065
Welcome new friend! Everyone at /B/ hopes you have a wonderful time!!
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How do i share post to facebook XD my mom would love this stuff!
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>>711862057
Cheese Pizza is the best. Do you have any?
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Where do i sign up?
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Le 9gag army is gonna get you 4chin user
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>>711860223
I've been wondering that too but I think its kinda like this
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>>711860473
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up Nexus with Android Police loaded my name is erica but u can call me t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol… as u can see im very open source!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet hackers like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch APK teardowns w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite google play show!!! bcuz its SOOOO open source!!!! shes open source 2 of course but i want 2 meet more open source ppl =) like they say the more MARKET SHARE the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! ICECREAMSANWICCCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein open source again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and cupcakes,

~t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m~
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Don't you guys just hate how all the Chads are taking all our hot gals. We should all Unite together and win back our women! They wouldn't stand a chance XDD
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(Serious Question:

Are we ever nice to newfags/newcomers?)
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Hey guys lets go troll some websites
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how do i join a raid
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I'm 12 and what is this?
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>>711862483
I honestly try to be but it depends on what kind of retardation they're spewing
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>>711862057
Is that you, dont do that thats wrong, go to sleep you dont need this people, you are beautifull and you can find a man so get of here.
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Who is moot?
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how do i become an oldfag?
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Konichi wa fellow anime brothers and sisters, I am Demon Lord Wataru of the heavens. Right now you are at the gates of my world, my world of anime. Words cannot describe it my bountiful paridise. In my realm, all that I have gather in my travels lie here. Relics of different wolrds that I have visted. Searching, searchig far and wide for these priceless artifactes. Searching the different realm and worlds, to find what I love the most, Anime. Nothing can satisfy me more then the colorful beauty of its bountyness. Here at this world, I have set down in stones, my relics of anime. From photo to momentos of my travel. Long live Anime!! Shout it out my fellow brother and sisters. Click on the picture to enter the realm of beauty. So strap yourself to the screen, and fight off all those who would oppose you and parpare to go blind.
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>>711862611
can't you just use raid finder?
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RAWR XDDDDDDDD KEK LOL XDDDDDDDD THE MEMAUYUS R SO FUNNNY!!!!
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>>711862641
Im aways rude, but i am an asshole.
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"Gtfo my /b/ newfags"

>ITT prove you're an oldfag

"Ew cp gtfo pedo"

"Faces of /b/ "

"Can someone help me hack my sister's Snapchat?"

"Ylyl thread. Only shit you lost to. "

"How do you reverse image search?"

"Femanon here, what do you guys think..."

>iFunny watermark

>Posting screenshots from /b/ to Facebook

>Talking about /b/ outside of 4chan
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I just spoke to moot on aim, he made me mod and im banning op.
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Why are people on PC calling me peasant race? Xbox is better than PC.
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Why so much racism on here?
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Why does this board turn yellow and red but \po\ is blue?
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>>711862647
Awe your so sweet cutie pie -3- my mommy says I can't date yet because boys will take advantage of my adult body (hehe) but what's your number and name or your Facebook, I'll text you!! :*
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NYPA REPORTED MODS MODS MODS
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How do i upload my memes i got from facebook?
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>>711862995
Jill, call me jill, number 0800CALLMEJILL
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Here's my info anons...Can one of you sign me up for 4chan gold

Mark Patterson
1632 Owagner Lane
Seattle, WA 98119

4532 4046 8392 7696

9/2021

069
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>>711863073
I think you need a gold account to do that, i had the same problem w/ club penguin
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>>711859941
So I was at pre-k (as an officially enrolled student) yesterday when...
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>>711860756
It means banana XD XD ROFL KEk
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>>711859941
why act like if there are so many good examples on the fron page?

>>711857332
>>711855108
>>711859218
>>711860212
>>711860862
>>711860960
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>>711859941
Oldfag here. This meme I totally just Googled proves it. POOLS CLOSED!!
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>>711863073
I wanted to learn how to post images from my computer into the chat (I used Chatzy). I kept posting files which didn't do anything. Then someone named Steve taught me how to use imgur. He told me I was like a kid who discovered memes, which is true. His info said he was from Bulgaria, but I thought he was just using a country changer/IP changer thing. He acted like a true /b/ro, calling everyone out on their autistic actions and shit. 6 months ago, the room just got admins and mods and I think one of the mods banned him. I really miss him since he was one of the few people who had grammar and could actually talk like a human.

Anyways, it doesn't matter. Let's keep on acting like newfags and reliving our first moments on this site.

(Note: Steve made this picture)
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SMH DESU
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Can someone show me how to do that Zelda symbol ?
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>>711862172
Hey stop being homophobic
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Hay guys wats a meemee
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>>711859941
I found this site on ifunny xD
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>>711863711
So steve makes horse porn?
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>711863817
Stop calling it the zelda symbol. The main character of that game is link!!
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>>711859941
ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:

<green> what's an OP guys? </green>
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>>711864332
Steve was like... Weird. Snipre was some fag trying to get attention from him. Steve screenshoted all the messages and Drew Snipre being a slut. I don't know why, since he was an anti but he was also a pro.
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How do I change my username?
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>>711862453
>>711860473
Too far, Jesus fuck
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I got banned for posting cute boys from my neighborhood on /cm/, what the hell?
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>>711861905
>My parents cut off the internet
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Wait it just told you your username is 711864720 and wouldn't let you change it?
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what's a dub? trip? ITT?
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>>711860112
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kek
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yo last night my friend showed me how to make triple meme triangles check it out ▲
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>>711860473
Enjoy the b&. Posting that got me a week b&hammer
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>>711860878
top lol dude
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>>711865110
Its explicitly allowed on /b/
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>>711865018
Kek
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>>711859941
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>>711862089
2001?
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%triforce%
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ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:
ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:
ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:
ITT: Act like you're new.

I'll start:
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rolling
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>>711859941
Hi guys, where can i find the raid schedule?
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>>711860473
Litterary me at 13
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>>711859941
How do I become a fag?
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[spoiler]does this actually work[/spoiler]
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Don't be mad newfags, a real pro is here
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How do I delete my thread lol
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>>711862822
Gene is that you?
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lol 9GAG memes r funy rite guys?
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What am I supposed to check?
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>>711859941
<green> lolwut? <green>
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>>711862706
But . .deres no picture brudder
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How do i like posts?
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>>711860473


this guy is actually new

sounds like he's quoting tumblr
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>How do you do greentext?
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ß
ßß
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can you guys help me find a good epic face wallpaper meme?
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711859941
How do I quote?
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fag 711869329
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>>711867893
>I dunno
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Orange texx<<
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING ANIME FAGS ON HERE ITS NOT LIKE THIS PLACE WAS MADE WITH ANIME IN MIND
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lol so many good memes guys xD
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\Nigger Hate Thread/

>Hey guys look at me I'm so offensive to a race that barely even does anything to me at all. Am I cool yet guys ? Huh huh? I wanna join ur secret club to
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how do i make account here?
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Why do we all have to be so hateful? Can't we all just love each other?
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>>711860223
22

LOL nice dubs XD
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>hey I heard most memes come for this Internet website. But also there's a lot of bad stuff guys and I don't want to be part of it.
Triforce:
<^>
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>>711859941
<green> what is the frog that i always see <green>
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What is a cuck and why am I always being called that?
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:startmusic:
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This is now a Hank Hill thread. Post pictures of our glorious propane and propane accessory overlord or be cursed to use inferior butane for the rest of your life. Reading this sentence negates all of your immunities.
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>>711872519
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>>711860473
This is ironic considering this is one of the oldest copy pastas on 4chan
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^
^ ^

New from reddit, thought I'd see what 4channel is all about. I guess it's my /b/ cake day!
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You guys! I found the funniest picture of a banana! Wait here I'm gonna go get it! You'll love it I promise
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Greetings, friends! I'm having trouble finding the upvote and downvote buttons. Do I need to install FourChan Enhancement Suite?
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wait, why is everyone replying with "roll"
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Where can I buy these?
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How do I get edgy dank memes on here
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>>711859941
Youre a fuckhead charlie brown
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Why does everyone tell me to 'an hero'

its clearly A hero
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>>711859941
/_\
/_\/_\
Hows about some triforce? XDDDDDDD
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>>711859941
Guys, Cory in the house isn't even an animay And By the way how can I be a "trip" do I have to post a sad frog me me?
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>>711862652
Is moot Boxxy's Boyfriend?
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who is Heaven?
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>Rekt bread
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>>711859941
>ITT: Act like you're new.
>I'll start:
><green> what's an OP guys? </green>
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B\ros will luv dis
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my first post on this site was WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I HEAVEN NOW!?!? 4 years ago. i fucking hate this place
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I'm the last person to reply to this this thread! I win 4 chan
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what up my fellow /b/tards? where can i find anonymous?
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>>711877516
Mushi Mushi Watashi Wa Anonymous Desu. Lol
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