ITT: Characters that are literally you
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ITT: Characters that are literally you
>>711858482
Cringe thread is a go
>>711858482
Obama sorry no pic :b
>>711858602
I am literally the negan of my school. Everyone says so
what is iTT? I want to contribute but i just came from reddit
>>711858482
Well im pretty much the Joker
dangerous
funny
misunderstood
cunning
not to be messed with
It me.
>>711858705
Underage please leave
>>711858482
You kill soldiers and asian ladyboys?
>>711858482
this big of an edgelord in school... lol man I feel sorry for your future. 2/10 bait I replied blah blah...
>>711858482
You call that a bait? nothing personal kid but ive seen better
>>711858482
ITT characters you wish to be instead of your pathetic virgin self. Fixed
literally me
>>711858843
No
>>711858873
Yes, and I make all the teachers scared.
DJ Ickarus
But without the story.
Basically I just want a plane to land on my head.
>>711858812
What a faggot
>>711858812
That's pretty gay and edgy there bud. Calm down
I drink it up
>>711858812
Do you wanna be in my gang?
I am Tommy, Chirp! Chirp!
>>711859287
I'll join if we call it a squad
>>711858482
Come on little man, pick up your fucking game.
>>711858812
HAHAHAHH
>i'm so dangerous
>i'm not to be messed with
I bet you would cry like a bitch if even mugged
「 LITERALLY ME 」
>>711858753
>>711859513
a whore that dress like a bigger whore because wants attention?
>>711859478
No it's called a gang or crew. Squad sounds hella gay.
Not yet but I already got the cape and sword xD
>>711858482
Iz me
im the quiet, autistic type
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>>711858753
>>711858812
>>711859695
Jesus fucking christ, the level of autism in this thread is really high
I just want a quiet life
>>711859695
>i already goy the cape and sword
>xD
The cringe is so strong i cant handle it
this describes my existence
>>711859793
I never understood how can you people be bothered with cubicles. It's better than one room with multiple desks.
>>711858482
I'm picturing you as a retard in a wheelchair with a bat and a leather jacket
>>711859966
Cheated on my gf twice
>>711858482
>>711860056
No I'm literally negan. I'm big and strong and I'm really scary.
>>711858899
^this
>>711860056
>>711859695
>already got cape and sword xD
>cape and sword xD
>sword xD
>xD
I'm the little mushroom sidekick from Troll :[
>>711860354
You don't want to see what I do to bullies. STOP LAUGHING or you'll be sorry
>>711858753
So you're a pretentious know-it-all dickhead. Noted.
>>711858812
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>711859173
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head and it does not sit right. Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country. You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country. The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>711860164
Stot it
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mfw my personality is too boring to be known
Mfw I have no face because I'm too boring
>>711860205
I'm not a happy person
>>711860629
>>711860629
faggot
>>711858482
>>711860629
Hi anon. Good b8.
>>711860474
ok i get you are trolling
But for reals, about 8 or so years ago, one of my classmates had something similar on his facebook page, but with the Headger's Joker face.
oh boy we laughed at him
>>711860205
Fuck off faggot, we all know you're a skinny little virgin loser that's semi retarded.
Me on the back
>>711858899
Beat me to it.
Nice dub-dubs
>>711859030
Get out.
>>711860963
yeah I bet you are great at fighting, scary, and all girls want your dick
grow up faggot
>>711858824
are you neger?
>>711860629
>>711859030
Kill yourself you fucking edgelord
>>711859413
>>711859030
you don't make teachers scared, you make them unconfortable, because they can't give you a good beating that you deserve
Most people I meet tell me I remind them of Tyler.
>>711860482
i know the feel good movie as well
i'm obsessive and can smart better than anyone. i'm actually very deep but i put up huge walls and i'm terrified to let anyone in. i'm also a drug addict.
>>711861546
non existence?
>>711860629
Get the fuck outta here before I shoved that quotation book up your faggot fat fucking ass!
>>711858482
>>711858812
K.E.K
>>711861823
I'm reporting you to the mods. THIS ISN'T ME
I'm a dead nigger
Figuratively me
>>711862150
Julay?
>>711860535
Yes I am but I'm also smarter than you
>>711859030
>underage edgelord
MODS MODS MODS
>>711862246
JULAY
>>711862150
please explain
I'm a bitter piece of shit with a big nose
>>711858812
I havent keked this hard in a long time. Thank you for your autismo
>>711861952
Report him to human resources
>>711860626
cause im all messed up you know
>>711862412
I have assburgers and have consumed my own ejaculate more than a few times
>>711862760
My dad works at Microsoft and can get him banned from the internet
>witty
>handsome
>strong
>confident
>loves pizza
>gets all the girls
>son of a demon, therefore a satanist like me
Yup, Dante is literally me
>>711858812
Bait?
>>711862890
humm.
you know, you should consult a psychologist
>>711862890
Jesus did die for nothing.
>>711858753
>>711863214
F A G G O T - B O Y
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T O T H E R E S C U E
>>711859890
kek
>>711858482
U wish u were Negan u fag
>>711863214
some people are just beyond helping
>>711863214
don't forget cringy as fuck
Don't we all have a little Fogel in us?
:DDD
>>711859581
me too
Dumb, but thank god for this look!
>>711858812
6/10 made me reply
>(i'm Voldemort)
Watch out for those *nut* rockets
>>711863832
More like we all have Fogel in a little us, amirite?
People tell me im like the Hulk
If you make fun of me its like whatever
making fun of a girl?
Its ass beatin time!
what really worries me is that some people actually believe they are literally like some characters. And man, that is so cingy it almost hurts.
how can this people, knowing that, try to act like it, and in public. Damn..
>>711859665
Damn nigga. You must have it shit to be Willard.
>>711858899
Accurate for me. Pic is also accurate.
>>711858482
>>711864225
we ARE them but just in regular peoples body
>>711858482
>Literally
none?
>>711858482
Literally us
>>711864942
What are you doing here afro?
>>711864936
You do know that pretending to be retarded is just as bad as being retarded, right?
>>711859447
Ohai denny
>>711860860
hey
are you still in this thread
>>711860164
mfw when i look like this man
>>711865199
>browses /b/
>is smart
Pick one.
Hes just me like me both have had a hard time in life and have had struggles to go through and have been rejected he knows my pain and I know his I want to be powerful and punish everyone who has ever harmed me and he understands that goal also Im a Satanist and a Communist(Trotskyist) and I think irl he would be those too.
>>711865398
(mfw i have no face)
>>711858590
OH MY GOSH YOU'RE A FAG! And probably an underage shota, which is only okay if you were to post pictures. IF NOT: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE A GAY NECK BEARD FAGGOT. Just kidding about the post pics bit because I don't want to get banned for life. I love /b/ too much to get banned for life.
>spent my whole life working at a factory slowly working my way up while my brother fucked around and smoked pot
>finally get to a good position in the factory while my brother was in rehab
>got him a job out of pity
>expected him to quit and go do meth or something
>he ends up doing fine and get real chummy with my old manager
>gets promoted fucking 2 months in >acts buddy buddy with everyone while barely doing the minimum work
>no one gives a fuck just lets him be him
>gets promoted to my old position in a year when it took me 5
>he fucking sleazes his way through every god damn thing in his life, he can't always win because he is funny and charismatic but that won't work for ever
>I'm gonna let it slip that he smokes weed and have him drug tested and fired
>mfw chuck was the good guy all along
>>711858812
funniest bait ive seen in a while
>>711865268
Kek
>>711865482
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>711860629
OH MY GOSH YOU'RE A FAGGOT. And probably gay too.
It's me. Stucked in the past. DEAD INSIDE.
>>711865652
You see, mods are cool people who has a sense of humor and knows I really don't want to see anything illegal. Trust me, I really, really, really, really, really, really don't want to see anything illegal on this here thread at all. Scouts honor.
>>711860205
One of my old facebook posts
>Got made fun of at the death-metal and trench coats shop
>Realized the best solution was to murder the entire world
Keep an eye on the news, you giz.
>>711861546
a manifestation of latent, repressed homosexual desires?
>>711865420
Every fucking. Time
me
>>711859447
Oh hi mark
>>711858705
You mean figuratively.
You are not literally anything apart from yourself.
>>711866206
He's a fucking retard. Gay ass just say TWD and now thinks he's Negan. How can he be Negan if he's a bigger pussy than me? And I'm just a talking pussy.
>>711859513
what movie is this from?
>>711858482
No Harley Queen or Joker this time?
>>711858482
Honestly
I get made fun of and treated like shit. I like being naked, love going in the sewers. I have a crush on a grill I'll never have
>>711858843
idiot, %60 is underage
>>711866444
You got trips and you're STILL retarded.
alcohol and drugs
>>711866548
Idiot Doesn't mean they're allowed
>>711866361
This whole thread is soooo cringy. I hope these replies are trolls for their sakes...
Literally me. Except Tomoko wants to be popular much more than I do. But I used to be like that too I guess.
>beautiful waifu going to fight for the holy land
> the fellow crusaders welcomed me as a friend
> anime waifus were banned in the heritic lands
dying on the battlefield for my lords homeland is all I want.
>>711860629
That's exactly what a faggot would say.
>>711866968
Figuratively not literally. Learn the difference you edgy retard.
>>711858482
>Characters
>that are literally you
>>711858482
I just don't know what is trolling anymore. Is this thread serious?
>>711858812
>>711865017
OP literally doesn't know how to use that word.
>>711858482
ITT: Self-aggrandizing shitposters
>>711867300
That's the troll.
>>711867175
Why make this a gif? theres barely any moving parts. Kinda rustled right now
>>711859923
Wizards and pre-school shooters
>>711858482
>>711867096
I said it for effect faggot, everyone knows that I am not actually Tomoko Kuroki herself.
SHEOGORATH, DAEDRIC PRINCE OF AUTISM. GREAT TO MEET YA. WANT SOME CHEESE?
im basically caillou
>am 4
>each day I grow some more
>i like exploring
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0IRxrNw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>711860095
my man
I'll always remember davey while im sweeping.
>>711863110
Nice
>>711858482
Glenn
>>711868032
Stop doing that. It makes you look fucking stupid and people will low key look down on you.
Now fuck off back to high school.
>>711858753
Kys nerd
>>711858812
the illest bate
>>711868396
I don't really care about what a bunch of anonymous teenagers on the internet think about me.
I LITERALLY don't give a fuck. :)
![wallpaper_20090404090103_18896592512[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0mgEPb6.jpg "wallpaper_20090404090103_18896592512[1].jpg")
>>711858753
Haha you're a fag.
![5ylwgBT9QoyEOd16Ubl5_Screen%20Shot%202016-02-11%20at%2012.27.30%20PM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JivT13g.jpg "5ylwgBT9QoyEOd16Ubl5_Screen%20Shot%202016-02-11%20at%2012.27.30%20PM[1].jpg")
>>711858812
You people replying are the ones with autism. This is obviously a joke
Pic related
![CrtzhA9XYAAihqQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3DTwOK2.jpg "CrtzhA9XYAAihqQ[1].jpg")
>>711858482
Neets as fuck! but do make all my money online. Ebay, etsy, amazon, and I also do some day trading.
>>711858482
OP 11 years old confirmed
![d0de92870895f69cf06b70ec15dd6d3d89b0fef62144a2c0743102d8e11755bb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OWUFpXJ.jpg "d0de92870895f69cf06b70ec15dd6d3d89b0fef62144a2c0743102d8e11755bb[2].jpg")
Our character has to be fictitious right?
>>711858482
>>711858482
this character is a pure fag just like Rick
>>711858482
.
>>711869087
Then you lose. Jesus was a real human being. Son of God with miracles, not so much. But real.
You are all fucking faggots holy shit
>>711858812
>>711858705
what makes you "literally" the Negan of your schoool
>>711860629
Do you top? Would you do it for some cheese?
>>711858482
minus the cripple part
obligatory
same story
>>711858482
ITT: Everyone gets baited by OPs shitty post
>>711860205
I believe you're big you fat autistic piece of shit. Whats your mile time
>>711860205
If you're so big and strong give me numbers: height, weight, squat, deadlift, bench.
>>711870462
you like little boys?
>>711858715
i touch testicles
>>711865387
yeah
>>711864026
how yu like dis whitz boy
>>711859714
A stale meme, please go back to 9gag cunt.
Will someone PLEASE photoshop my name is earl on top of his face?
>>711860629
Nice bait faggot. your trolling powers wont work here
>>711858482
You ain't D faggot. You're a fucking pussy fart 100% that has hands softer than baby shit. You have never been in a fight esp the fight you with your tiny dick. Eat shit and please die after.
>>711871089
My name is Earl on top of his face
Stannis.
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>>711870291
I love how you little bitches try to give yourselves credit like you're some kind of a bad ass yet you know you're thee biggest pussies on the face of the earth. Just throw your bitch asses off a building.
>>711865155
That's every person on this site
>>711869494
They are both faggots
>>711870753
kek
underrated post
