time for a new celeb thread
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time for a new celeb thread
Time for the cutest.
Real angels are always barefoot.
>>711848422
Definitely needs more Hayley.
>>711848518
I wish to see her belly
>>711848537
>>711848603
Pls no
>>711848797
Can't help you with that, sorry.
>>711848518
>>711848801
Moar!!
>>711848518
>>711848794
ask and you'll receive some hayley
>>711848878
>>711848915
What's the probability that some guy has already cum on that pretty face?
as promised, will be sharing a 3way story, need to type
>>711848898
damn
I'd liberate this liberal
>>711849089
need confirmation that there is still interest for the story tho
>>711849066
0% IT ISN'T POSSIBLE DON'T SAY THAT
>>711849089
>>711849166
Go for it bro
>>711849066
She works in Hollywood so 99%
>>711849041
wonderful tits
tiny waist
10/10 face, kids will never understand
>>711849204
>16
>Not ravaged to hell and back already
>>711848952
>>711849301
You don't know, don't say that.
>>711848915
>>711849100
>>711849255
No they won't and that's really sad. She was the total package.
>>711849204
>>711849393
>>711849325
delicious
>>711849158
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdMrmgRFPVI
>>711849470
>>711849652
Hnnng
>>711849482
>>711849762
>>711849607
>>711849204
>>711849451
>>711849482
>>711849762
>>711849871
She's probably been fucking producers to get parts for a couple of years. You know how Hollywood works.
>>711849980
Rupert?
>>711849977
>>711849871
2 other Kenzie poster?
>>711849977
>>711850063
Kenzie would never do that.
>>711850070
Yeah?
>>711848422
I wanna see the dog fuck her good. And afterwards, he wipes his dick on her face and then pees on her.
>>711850039
2lewd
>>711850233
C'mon dude, you know her asshole is probably the size of a plum, there's nothing bad about it.
>>711850323
you guys know there are dove cameron nudes right?
>>711849248
Be me, mid twenties moderately attractive white guy but short. I am a locally known and respected DJ in San Francisco. I play raves, clubs, occasional out of state gigs but not a star or famous or anything close.
When they tell you that musicians get pussy, they are not kidding. I don't, til this day know exactly why, but being a DJ will get you tons of pussy. It must be having everyone look at you, you are the center of attention.
So I get pussy. I take drugs and I fuck. I have a friend named "M". We have fucked throughout the years, she is the type of girl to put on a special tongue ring specifically to please your dick. She is a 7/10 but awesome in bed and bisexual. Her dad watched porn in the living room when she was a kid, fucked her up but made my life pretty nice.
This girl had game, she had 0 issues getting other girls in the bedroom. I got to watch/fuck multiple times but I will just share one story and continue it in a moment.
Still interested?
>>711850063
Never.
>>711850433
She doesn't need to, she's actually talented.
>>711850477
>>711850323
I gotchu, I have them somewhere, give me 1 minute
>>711850233
Riiiiight, I'm so sure. She's the ONLY one in Hollywood that doesn't suck dick and offer up the pussy for parts. She got that part in interstellar because she's a nice person, and not because she was did ass-to-mouth with the producer.
>>711850502
holy yes
>>711848970
More, bruh. I'll take as much as you can post. Not all of it, of course. Can't drain your whole collection.
>>711850592
>somewhere
i do to, but id have ot dig them up
>>711850596
That would be illegal, anon.
>>711850323
>>711850477
Ofc I know that.
And now?
>>711848603
That has to be photoshopped. If not, holy shit, moar pls.
>>711850592
Here's 1 out of 3 when the set was released
>>711850477
Nudes aren't everything
>>711850770
When did that ever stop hollywood. Place is a degenerate cesspit.
>>711850770
What, and nothing illegal ever happens? Retard. It happens every fucking day.
>>711850913
phh yeah, but like 90% or something like that
>>711850933
3/3
Enjoy my /b/rothers
>>711850535
>>711850851
It's a fake ass
>>711850753
drain it
>>711850577
>A producer not sitting on a tiny qt bitch's face because she is "talented"
>>711850919
>>711850923
Kenzie is pure, case closed.
>>711850851
>>711850996
thanks for saving me the trouble /b/ro
>>711851010
I don't give a fuck if its filled with plastic, an ass is a ass. I just wanna know if its photoshopped
>>711851025
Nobody is doing any face sitting on Kenzie, get your mind out of the gutter.
>>711851004
>>711851025
Yep.
>>711850770
Have you seen the shit they show on kids shows?
>>711849977
Duuuubbbz
>>711851421
>Have you seen the shit they show on kids shows?
No? Why the fuck would I be watching kids shows?
>>711850063
more than just a couple years, i'm sure.
>>711851521
to jack off, duh.
>>711851150
More?
>>711851433
Double dubs.
>>711850502
So in the last thread, I commented about how skinny, fit girls are prime when you are rolling. The MDMA makes you weak, it makes your dick weak, it makes your muscles weak but when it's good, the pure shit, you can pop a viagra/cialis and fuck. If you do this, it will be incredible but I warn you, if you are not healthy or the pills have amphetamine, you will go the hospital.
So, there has been this tight, skinny yet properly curvy thing I have been eying for a few weeks at the clubs. 5'2, maybe 110 pounds, latina. Looks like Maisie but slightly bigger tits and bigger ass. Girl is pure sex and smells really fucking good tbh. Despite my attempts, I can get nothing more than a friend request on FB. She knows I am a DJ, she digs it but it appears she has a BF.
TB continued
>>711851586
Nah I don't have cable, paying for tv is for chumps.
>>711851022
Fantastic. Post it all. Fucking gorgeous girl.
I can only remember one song from way back. And all I can remember is her going "ba ba baba ba baba ba ba ba" or something.
>>711851586
>>711851521
Yeah, obviously.
>>711851792
I second this.
>>711851635
>>711851635
Would you eat her tuna?
>>711851418
>>711851896
>Joey cheek peek
>>711851683
Keep going
>>711851345
>>711851101
Not only is she doing that. You know she just LOVES it! Why else does she stay in the business?
>>711851941
Of course. It sounds like she has a surplus as well.
>>711851796
mind the gap
Show me better feet than Bella Thornes
Severe lack of Lexee itt
>>711851941
Would tongue her tuna taco
>>711851962
>>711852041
No Kenzie doesn't do that...
Cause she is talented.
>>711851683
When I say she looks like Maisie, I don't mean the face, but the body. Tiny waist, great hips and thighs that don't touch. Just skinny, actual non SJW definition curvy. Her face was more like Idunno, JLO. This girl was a solid 8 or 9 on anybodies scale. There were always prettier girls on the dancefloor but this... this was right up my alley
>>711852209
Would you tongue punch her fart box?
>>711852181
more lexee ass
>>711852041
Well I hear the screen actors guild provides excellent health coverage, among other things. She'd be a fool not to.
>>711852168
Not possible.
>>711852330
>>711852209
Bet it's extra spicy.
>>711851834
mfw i just turned it to Liv and Maddie :3
>>711852397
401k and benefits
>>711852274
>Cause she is talented
Talented with her pussy.
>>711852181
Damn, who dat?
>>711852415
oh my penis
moar
>>711852434
>celeb
>>711852304
Get to the sex man
>>711852154
I'd mind her gap.
>>711852612
lel
>>711852483
Talented actress.
>>711852304
>>711852612
and this,kids, is how I met your mother
>>711852537
Well, she was the host of AOTS. So yeah, she's a celeb.
>celeb thread
>only recognize Emma
mfw so out of touch
>>711852629
wider?
>>711852861
She was never the host
>>711852181
Yo
>>711852304
Turns out this girl doesn't have a BF, just a bunch of betas that orbit her. She is a fucking lesbian. I always get attracted to fem dykes, I never knew why but it has always happened. I feel bad because this girl is cool as shit and exactly the type of body I want to fuck.
I express my desire to fuck this girl to my friend, M. She tells me that she will see what she can do. M was very professional, whether it was giving head or fucking women, M was top tier. In short, M works on this dyke for about a month and eventually fucks her. I get to hang out, smoke blunts and bide my time.
>>711852945
I wonder if she has neon orange pubes
>>711852953
But she was on the show....
>>711852434
MOAR from that set?
>>711852685
>Talented actress.
Talented actress blowjobs.
lol
>>711852861
People that pose with vitamin shake selfies on Instagram are not celebs.
>>711852954
>>711852304
>>711853110
I don't think so, but I have a few more of her. Will this one do?
>>711852307
No. She's like fucking 16.
>>711852945
We can go wider.
>>711853047
Probably shaved but if you're gonna dye your hair neon then you may aswell dye your pubes.
Would be pretty cool.
>>711852954
literally who?
>>711852996
So the time comes. M has been fucking this girl, we have all been hanging out getting along. Latina and I have actually become friends, brought food to eachothers work for lunch, shared some deep convos. Makes me sad that she is a lesbo and that my friend is gaming her just so we can fuck.
>>711853139
Stop it..
>>711853161
True. But she was on a TV show and before that a PMOY. That to me, qualifies as celeb status.
Plus she has a nice set of tits and a cute ass.
>>711853252
I swear this place is full of fags
>>711853145
would cum on her face
now, would fuck her mouth
>>711852307
Nope. I don't care for fart boxes. Had a bad experience.
>>711853300
literally stop talking like a 12 year old faggot
>>711853272
that requires manually spreading
>>711853082
She's clinically retarded.
>>711853443
Care to tell the story?
>>711853527
That ass is retarded
>>711853405
>fake tits
Playboy whores aren't celebs
>>711853500
>>711853300
lexie smith btw
>>711853609
She was.
>>711853405
>Plus she has a nice set of tits and a cute ass.
True
>PMOY
the 'Y' is for year. This is an annual event and does not celeb anyone
>>711853653
dem feet
>>711853367
>Stop it..
You know she doesn't say that. It's more like "YES! Harder! Spank my ass, while you choke me, then cum on my face!
>>711853351
Friday night, M, latina and me all in a studio apartment in San Francisco. It's raining and we just don't want to go out... but M does have some great MDMA and some coke straight from columbia (literally sent in an envelope from the damn place). M looks at me, I know that damn look and it is time to fuck.
>>711853607
It's synthetic.
>>711853406
>going to prison because you wanted to eat a 16 year olds ass
Nah, i just don't wanna go to prison.
>>711853708
not really
>>711853522
I don't even know where I'd find her to get started on that.
>>711853829
But it does give them their 15 minutes of fame. Dosen't that count as some sort of celeb status?
>>711853850
Fuck yes
>>711853910
I'd still tap it.
>>711853500
literally suck my dick fuccboi
>>711853939
You can be sent to prison for wanting to do something. Just getting caught DOING it. You retard.
>>711854012
you have to be able to keep up with her first
>>711853939
>I can't desire something because acting on that desire would be against the law
Anyway, not illegal in my country.
>>711853850
We pop the pills, two each because we all want to get fucked up. I had some cialis in my car and I make sure to grab it. Coke is on the mirror and it is so fucking good. Pure shit.
Time starts flying, pills kick in and M literally says "Latina, mind if I just start sucking his cock?" I act ambivalent, but I know that this is the moment, this is all part of M's plan. Always was a good little slut.
>>711853849
Anon....
>>711853847
Indest is wincest
>>711854131
>tap it.
How did you get past the disclaimer that clearly states you must be 18+ to use this website?
>>711849237
Would still kiss.
>>711854188
Pfeh. Easy.
Unless you mean chasing the tour bus. That would be hard.
>>711854337
Can someone gif this?
>>711854507
hayley would appreciate the confidence
>>711854574
Buy a pc, fag
>>711854300
Latina says something like "fuck it, wanted to see his dick anyway. I like kinky shit"
M pulls it out and goes to town. M was very good but my average cock was even smaller from the drugs. "Yeah anon, you are not going to get into porn, and then she laughs".
Brutal, savage, rekt.
But I must persist, I know this moment was special and everything was falling together. I cannot worry about what she said... and suddenly my dick actually got bigger. I was pissed
>>711854041
>Dosen't that count as some sort of celeb status?
It's like a grey area. Has she fucked any nigra yet? If so, this would indicate a lack of class and I would lean to a no on her celeb status. I'm not being racist.
>>711854574
Do it on your own?
Are you literally that retarded?
>>711854705
why
>>711854182
>can
Oops. That was supposed to be can't.
>>711854936
Post her sweet sweet ass
>>711854919
gifs are disgusting
>>711854900
Internet tough guy that is pure beta IRL detected
>>711855018
THEY ARE NOSTALGIC YOU FUCKER
>>711852274
I adored her in "The Conjuring"
>>711854995
>>711849454
>>711855202
To buttfuck her must be heaven
>>711854337
It's just her spreading her legs. Wide.
>>711854188
Bailey jay?
>>711855381
>>711855432
>>711855405
sounds lewd
>>711855471
HHNNGGG one of the most perfect asses I've ever seen.
>>711855116
Says the guy who could be in a room full of pussy and still would end up with a dick in his mouth.
>>711855165
And me in Interstellar.
>>711848882
Trips get nice nae nae friend checked!
>>711854855
Latina likes what she sees. M is pretty much naked and I am all over it. Latina asks to join and I am all for that... but M tells her no.
Real shit, M just said no and told her that she wanted cock right now. latina does a line, says some shit and watches.
M proceeds to treat my cock like a god. Like, even for her, this was weird. I start fucking her, alternating positions and getting oral. Girl I have fucked a million times is acting like I am a sex god and my dick is the cure for cancer.
Pills are kicking in now...
>>711854936
She is so sweet.. Gosh
>>711855562
If you want to work in Hollywood, It's the sort of thing you need to practice.
>>711854647
Catching the coach and throwing out the rest of the band would be the easy part. The explanation would be the hard part.
>>711854478
I'm not even who said tap it but I have to imagine you're at least 50-60 years old, people been saying tap it since I was in elementary and i'm 22 now. Geezer
>>711855747
lol no she is clearly a slut
>>711855569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVG44AILyJE
>>711855787
not blowing your load too quick would be the hard part
but i like your though process anon
>>711855864
I'm not saying I've never heard the phrase before, but it's predominantly uttered by faggot millenials.
>>711855864
"It's a trap" is even older, before you were born, and people say that.
In fact, if you turn on TNT, you'll see it in about 5 minutes.
>>711856354
Because it's from star wars?
>>711855745
anybody still reading? might have to get to the good part in a new thread. I've never shared this story online and tbh its much better than I remember. just don't want to waste my time
>>711855405
...
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/85056/20161114/rihanna-and-drake-break-up-news-update-rapper-drake-asks-taylor-swift-to-move-in-with-him.htm
>Taylor Swift is a mudshark
JUST
.
>>711856916
>>711856886
Still reading, just waiting foe the real juicy parts
>>711857083
NO.FUCKING.WAY
>>711856886
Reading in between gawping at hot celebs.
Wish I had a friend like M. Naturally I'd prefer a long-term, loyal, monogamous gf but M sounds pretty awesome, too.
>>711857111
OK, moving forward
>>711857262
M was fucking great, in retrospect.
>>711856062
The goal was still to spread them legs wider, wasn't it.
Knowing my luck she'll be gay.
>>711857091
>>711857525
i believe in you. but i think she likes it fast and hard
>>711857651
>>711856886
Ok, so M and I are now fucking missionary/doggy/oral on the dining room table. I like to switch frequently and she always does what I like. Not my GF and she fucks other dudes but I know she is my hole to fuck. Almost always have a collar and dog leash on her, which is something I didn't know I liked until I met her a few years before. No collar this time, just fucking and being watched. I don't like having a spectator but the drugs are in... starting to feel pretty golden.
Latina, this thin sexy small fucking dyke is watching and starting to touch herself. She asks to join again, wants to get all of M's attention but M repeats, reiterates, builds me up: " I want *his* dick right now. You can watch but right now I need to get fucked well"
My little submissive, oral allstar is commanding the show. She knows what I really want, she knows I am kinda bored from her after years of fucking. She knows I want the Latina and she knows how to get her, even though I am to fucking beta to get it.
>>711858084
Such a beauty.
>>711849255
I am such a Shania fag.
And she still looks great.
>>711858296
So hot
>>711858424
>>711858461
I have never wrote lewd shit on /b/ before, this is a true story and what I looked at as just "some sex" is so much better when I type it out.
Sidenote, now I miss "M", she was so fucking dope when I really think about it.
>>711858454
I've been appreciating all your posts btw anon.
>>711858711
She gets me so fucking hard... Amazing face, perfect body, and incredible tits...
>>711858296
So Latina is watching. Pills kicked in and beat out the great coke we snorted. I need to breath... two pills of this caliber were strong. As a DJ, we always had proper drugs but sometimes the shit is too proper. All of our eyes are jiggling, jaws rocking around, colors and lights on point. I gotta breath, have to stop fucking.
>>711858640
>>711859367
qt3.14
>>711859273
nigga just type the story.
>>711859367
aww
>would lick her chest
>>711859273
You know you can type all this up in notepad and save it for your records as well
>>711858709
So what ever happened to M? Just lose contact? She get married to some poor bastard?
Er, what's her number?
>>711859668
taylor...
>>711859571
He's going to pull a "everyone walk the dinosaur " I feel it.
So fucking hard right now...
>>711859718
Would you suck KStew's toes?
>>711859538
>>711859644
Why?
>>711857677
Well that's neither here nor there. I was just after a wider spread photo of her for the thread.
If she wants to do stuff with me then she'd have to take me to dinner first.
>>711854041
Totally does. This chick is beyond hot. It's just that it doesn't mean as much as it used to because of interwebs and stuff... Most of these younger generation types have no clue that Playboy was a big deal and PMOY was even bigger back in the day (and she is one of the hottest)...
>>711859863
>>711859164
I never saw this shania before and I am the oldfag shania fan
props
>>711860360
There's a few more of the same set, I'm just not sure what's it's called, but yeah... she is amazing.
>>711860268
Wanna massage Kenzie feetsies...
>>711859571
>>711859655
>>711859668
>>711859809
I'm sorry guys, been sidetracked IRL, sort of remembering specifics as they come and don't type fast anyway. I also promise that there is no "walk the dinosaur" or "tree fiddy" at the end. I may have to finish it in another thread but I will cut and paste all of it. Thank you for reading, it's fun to type, remember and share.
>>711860684
mmm so skinny
>>711860495
props, have this maxim, got it on ebay because it's like... fap nostalgia incarnate.
>>711860803
Yes she is.
>>711860831
Nice
Image limit reached. See you in the next one.
>>711860684
yes
New thread?
>>711861458
Yes what?
>>711859668
M ended up getting an STD and we could no longer fuck. She did however finish school and became a fucking park ranger and lives in the wilderness. Complete 180 but she is happy and has a GF.
>>711862250
Massage Kinzie's feet
>>711861156
Ill be there
>>711860684
I don't know what good foot is, but I'm sure she has them.
>>711851274
This real?
>>711863082
NEW Thread, story concludes
>>711862472
Would be... perfect.
>>711862630
Yes she has them
>>711863312
Would they smell good?
>>711863698
They would...
>>711863909
Would she mind if i used my tongue a bit?
>>711864097
Idk...
>>711864208
Just on the tips of her toes
>>711860684
I'm not gay, but that is a horrible color combination. The only redeeming factor is Kenzie.
