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We got some calls about illegal dubs in the area. Please step out of the car.

Singles can go
Dubs get arrested
Trips get shot
Quads fight the military
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>>711832697
Nothing to see here, sir.
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>>711832764
Alright go on home
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Good afternoon officers, is something wrong?
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Dindu Nuffin
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>>711832847
Just some illegal dubs
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>>711832697
I DUN NUFFIN RAWNG YEW PEGS
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Cant keep a good man locked up!
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>>711832697
SHEEEEEEEEEIT
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>>711833011
Guess you're not a good man..
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>>711833011
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
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>>711833011
SIR PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR NOW!
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>>711832697
Piggy
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>>711832697
No dubs here, sir.
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Watch these quads
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>>711833111
TiMe to dIe!
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>>711833111
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>>711833111
FIRE AT WILL!
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>>711832697
excuse me sir but my dubs are fully licensed and registered
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>>711832697
No dubs here officer
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Nothing to see here officer.
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I'm clean sir
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No Dubs here
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I'm holding these dubs for a friend
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>>711833111
Pew pew pew
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>>711832697
No, I'm not drunk ociffers
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Worship my feet, swine.
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>>711832697
IM LEGAL
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These are not the dubs you are looking for.
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If dubs police are best band
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Never had dubs before in my life occifer
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>>711832697
rekt me biotch i'll quickscope u from the top of Rust
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Just waiting for a quad m8
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>>711833111
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>711832697
fuck the police
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I don't have any dubs sir

Honestly, check'em!
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>>711833433
it doesn't matter, to the dump you go
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nothing here sir :)
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>>711833488
HE'S LYING, GEEET HIM
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Dee's a gouda dubs
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I'm feeling lucky
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>>711833488
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>>711833522
SHOULDN'T HAVE SNITCHED, BOY!
FBI!
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>>711833544
>>711833522
arrest these man
they're corrupt
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>>711832697
Ah here are my papers sir, everything appears to be in order I hope.
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>>711832697

talk to my fucking lawyer asshole
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i dindu nuffin
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>>711832697
Fuck you officer
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I'm clear, sir.
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Just here to see someone get trips, officer
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>>711833677
YOUR LAWYER CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>>711833626
That picture makes no fucking sense
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>>711833677
Leave me out of this.
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jsut a dream
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>>711832697

As you can see, I am Dubs-free. Always have been.
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>>711832697
nothing here officer
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I'm sure this is some sort of misunderstanding...
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>>711833811
LIAR
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roll
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Fuck you faggot
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>>711832697
dubs? we don't need no stinking dubs
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>>711833677
>>711833011
>>711833111
>>711833433
>>711833488
>>711833522
>>711833544
>>711833811
>>711833977

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights
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>>711832697
Please shoot me officer
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>>711833811
This is suspicious
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Aren't you supposed to be shooting niggers?
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>>711833993
que?
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>>711833993
Bite me
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>>711832697
canttellmewhattodo.jpg
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I ain't got nothing
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i'm white, let me pass pal
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I am Dubs free for 3 months, officer!
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There's nothing in the trunk!... I mean hello Officer
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>>711834066
He's resisting arrest, GET HIM.
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Dubs? In our area? Well officer i hope you catch those boys that are up to no good.

Also, is your wife still doing those fairy cakes for the church fate again this year? Boy, they sure are yummy.
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>>711832697
Sure thing officer, I have never done dubs in my life
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>>711832697
i dindu muffin sir officer sir
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Nothing to see here
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Come back with a warrant, i know my rights
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I'm just a pupper no doggos here!
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>>711832697
Fuck off, I do what I want!
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I might be innocent, and may be not.
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>>711832697
what's going on sir ?
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>>711834300
HE'S LYING
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>>711834279
I told you
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>>711832697
Singles passing by
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>>711834300
HES LYING GET HIM
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Just got off probation copper, i'm fuckin' innocent.
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>>711832697
Ready for the army
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>>711834300
Back to the pound shit licker.
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I knew I was already fucking with something bad
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>>711832697
SUNS OUT GUNS OUT
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>>711834300
ITS TRYING TO ATTACK - SHOOT IT
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>>711832697
You'll never yake me alive!
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>>711834455
Fuck take me with you I guess
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Nope, no dubs here. Absolutely nothing
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>>711834455
Good dog.
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You'll never take me
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>>711834522
Lemme see those hands!
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>>711832697
suck my dingus, officer
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>>711834729
Cops everywhere
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Got 2 kilos in the trunk. If I get singles I swear to christ I'll never break the law again.
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am i being detained or am i free to go, pig?
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I pay your salary!
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ALLAHU AKBRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>711834788
Where your going. You will be the dingus sucker
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>>711833811
GET HIM!
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>>711832697
I've got nothing to hide officer
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>>711832697
im a good boy
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>711832697
dirty police fuckers
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Hep
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>>711834715
what is it /b/?
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ftp
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LEGALIZE RANCH
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>>711832697
What seems to be the problem officer
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>Hehe nothing here mr officer
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>>711832697
Nothing there sir
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>>711835222
Ya basterd
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No dubs here sir.
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I'll be straight with u sir, these are dubs but they arent mine, honestly.
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Roll
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roll
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>>711835222
Freeze motherfucker
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no
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You must have smelled my doughnuts..
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>>711832697
Boys, you're aware this is my car, correct?
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>>711835266
He's corrupt as fuck
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>>711832697
Can't catch me jew boi
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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No dubs
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>>711835266
Spread your ass cheeks and cough.
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>>711835477
fucken clowns, i knew it
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>>711832697
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>>711832697
Sir, these are not my dubs.
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u r homo poolece i hav nu dobs
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Try me
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>>711835566
oh shiit, I GIVE MY SELF IN
I CAN EXPLAIN
THIS ISN'T MINE
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I'm white I swear.
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Hey Policeman,
Don't stand so close to me....
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>>711835566
Looks like someone is going to jail for a long time
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>>711832697
Sorry officer just a single passing through.
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>>711835693
Why not...rawr XD *nuzzles*
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>>711832697
What seems to be the officer problem?
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they see me rollin
they hatin
patrolling
they tryna catch me rollin doubles
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im legal sir
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ok, ok, officer, let me explain
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>>711832697
You're stopping my car because I'm a negro, right? Also check them.
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>>711833011
>>711833111
>>711833433
>>711833488
>>711833522
>>711833544
>>711833677
>>711833811
>>711833977
>>711834066
>>711834077
>>711834300
>>711834455
>>711834522
>>711834788
>>711835222
>>711835266
>>711835477
>>711835566
We're gonna keep this town clean, boys. Even if it mean bringing down our own men. Let nothing stop you from getting the job done.
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No dubs here, sir.
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Here. I admit it. Will I get a reduced sentence?
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>>711836308
I'll stop ya
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Duuuubbz
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Nothing to see here, officer. Move along.
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If i'm black can i still go if i get singles?
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>>711832697
Noooo! praise kek!
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I'm not a nigger, so we won't have a problem, right?
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>>711832697
just waiting for a mate
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1º dead police fag¡¡¡¡
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Roll
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>>711832697
I'm clean officer I swear! No those arent dubs in my pocket, they're just singles!!
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>>7118326
no dubs in here, sir
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Sorry Officer
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*whistles nonchalantly*
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Soldier here
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Clean as Nestle water sir!
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>>711832697
Oga boga, you can take my KFC but not my dubs
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no officer here, dubs
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>>711832697
Suck my dick.
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>>711837107
Get out of my office or I'm calling Bruce.
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all clean sir
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AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO
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>>711832697
whats seems to be the officer, problem?
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But i have a medical dubs card
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>>711832697
i dindu nuffin i sware
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Hey mr cop
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>>711832697
I didn't do nuffin
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>>711839744
RACIAL PROFILING.
AYE THESE HANDCUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT
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Losers
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no dubs here, *hehe*
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Check em cops nothing to see there
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>>711832697
I'm not even black sir. Just let me drive away...
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*prays for singles
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Im a good boy
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All good, sir!
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Nice day today, isn't it?
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I'm clean man
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Whew
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>>711832697
Fuck u bitch u cant search this vehicle
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*pisses*
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I'M GOING TO KILL ALL COPS
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Prison get
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N- no dubs here
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I ain't got no dubs
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Hhhehehe
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>>711832697
I was a former U.S. Secretary of State, and as such i do nothing illegal and i do not have any dubs, trips, or quads in my possession.

now if you'll excuse me i will be on my way or tommorow u will be working as a mall cop.
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>>711841533
Hands on your head. Interlace your fingers.
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>>711832697
is it because i'm black?
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Roll
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Please arrest me officer
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>>711832697
free my nigga mayn
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I kill illegal dubs for a living
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>>711832697

Tut mir Leid, Herr Polizei.
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>>711832697
Grab em by the dubs
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>>711832697
nothing bad here, I'll just go my way...
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I am a law abiding citizen
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So can I leave now?
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I am innocent
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>>711832697
These are medicinal dubs officer I'll show you my prescription
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>>711832697
K
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I don't wanna get mixed up in dub dealing...
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>>711832697
You cant prove I have dubs occifer.
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I are rambo
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>>711832697
No, no, there's, uh, nothing going on with me, hehe...
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>>711843655
Freeze! Or not. I am not a fridge.
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OH SHIT.. uhh.. NO DUBS HERE SIR
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These dubs say otherwise. But you will never catch me alive!
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>>711832697
Sorry officer I'm very busy, I can't stick around to chat
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What about 5s
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More like trips xddd
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WAIT QUINTS
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>>711844443
FUUCCKCKKK
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i did nothing illegal, sir.
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LETS FUCKIN' GO
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>>711832697
Nothing here occifer
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Well officer, I'm legit.
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I'm not black
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AM I BEING DETAINED?
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Fuck that police
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Wasn't me I swear
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>>711832697
Nah m8
Who ever smelt it
Dealt it
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>>711832697
No hablo ingles mister police.
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>>711833450
COLLAAAAAA
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>>711832697
I've never had a dub in my life, officer. I swear!
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Dindunuffin
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>>711844997
Almost got shot :/
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>>711832697
fuck the police
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Hello, Officer. No Dubs Here.
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>>711844825
He gave me his dubs
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rest in peace fagget
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Yee
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>>711832697
shoot me fam
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Sheeeeeeeit
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>>711832697
Try and stop me
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>>711844488
There's no quints in jail, fucker.
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>>711832697
i swear this aren't mine!
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>>711845711
Dindu Nuffin
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>>711832697
I HAVE MY RIGHTS
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>>711832697
everything is fine here officer
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>>711834063
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>>711832697
fuk off, pig
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>>711832697
chill shill
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>>711832697
No dubs here mr policefag!
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Nothing here officer, heil Trump
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No bastard coppers gonna take me alive.
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fuck dubs
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>>711832697
Haha fuck you
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dindu nuffin cuz im white
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*shuffles awkwardly in seat*
s-something wrong, officer?
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>>711832697
I gots the WEED CARD, NIGGA!
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Not black.
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Time to GTFO before they find these dubs
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i'm innocent officer i swear
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>>711832697
dddd
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This do ?
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