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Faggerino
>>711830518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elYlKzpO34
>>711831989
Thank funny banana skeltal
>>711832323
Fuck you
Why are these threads always so fucking terrible?
>>711832780
Because you exist.
>>711830518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcR-EbHx3Tk
>>711832780
The main problem isnt even the bananas, its the regurgitated 9gag humor that faggots keep posting on here
>>711833055
>isnt even the bananas
You mean the shit that makes up 99% of these threads isn't the real problem? Sure.
>>711833150
Why don't newfags know when to use this meme...
>>711832323
Meh...
>>711833383
Accurate description of you
>>711833383
I really like them
>>711832421
>>711832454
>>711832485
TRIPLE COMBO!
>>711832161
nice pivot animation
>>711833401
FUCKING LOST
(Yes I'm a newfag. Sue the fuck out of me.)
>>711834298
Why would you admit such a thing?
>bitch is making spaghetti for dinner
>fuckyes.webm
>brings me a plate of delicious sketti
>bend her over
>shove noodles up her ass
>she shits them in my mouth
>start a trend
>every sat nite is pooper pasta night
>bitch loves this shit. don't know why but I love the taste of pasta and it adds some kind of pesto flavor to the pasta
>1 month of these shinnanigins
>come home from sat late evening shift
>bitch got the raviolis boiling
>ohyeeas.jpg
>bitch decides to spice it up with marinara
>bitch went to Dr on wed for stomach pains recommended over the counter metamucil
>bitch goes to feed daddy
>too much ravioli
>too much metamucil
>chefBoyardee.gif
>dEvorced after 3 yes of couples therapy
>now remarried
>had a baby 3yrs ago
>wife is at work
>my day off so @home with stewie look alike
>lunchtime.PDF
>what the fuk you want for lunch, little hellion?
>spaghetti.BMP
>pot's on stove
>go for the spaghetti package
>hands are sweating
>getting nervous idk y
>I can't do this shit
>you're having McDonalds you little bas
>spend the day at park feeding ducks and shit to appease the boi
>flashback to the incident from almost 8yrs ago
>take boy home and watch movies til mom gets home
>Still seeing pasta ghosts
>mom asks kid what to eat for supper
>spaghetti2.bmp
>fukkNo little faggot
>wife defends dummy's choice of nourishment
>>711835516
>supper over. dishes cleaned except for a few leftovers to put away
>wife goes to tuck little asshole in while I finish up in kitchen
>I look at spaghetti
>spaghetti stares back
>the fuck you lookin @?
>flashbacks start again
>can still smell "pasta in the pooper sat"
>I get closer to the leftover and take a big wiff
>fuckyes.webm
>I want to eat this out of an ass. NOW
>Wife still tucking kid in
>what if wife comes in while I'm prepping?
>hatch plan to mission impossible in the bathroom
>can't take a plate to the toilet cause wtf you doing coming out of the bathroom with spaghetti pot?
>wife bought training pants for the little dummy on the way home from work
>they are still in the kitchen in the supermarket sack.
>take one out and fill it with spaghetti
>go to the bathroom
>close the door
>take the spaghetti and shove a hand full up and in
>feels pretty good
>got most of it in now
>start thinking about ex and how awesome the good times were (mostly the sex)
>I got it all in now
>feels so fucking good and after not eating anything all night I'm starved!
>I start pushing it out like a playdough noodle maker into the big boy diaper
>>711835689
>I'm so turned on I'm about to bust a nut.
>cum all over the diapered sgetti
>shove a handfull in my mouth.
>the door creaks open
>my wife stands there mouth agape
>I stand there with spaggetti hanging out my ass and mouth and jizz running down my dick head
>WHAT THE FUCK, ANON!?!?!?
>She takes the kid to mother in law's
>we split up
>4months after I think about my ex ex again
>it's Saturday
>pasta in the pooper Saturday
>I can't help it so I call her up
>try to play it cool and just make small talk at first but then a miracle happens
>I miss you, anon
>I pause
>hello?
>yes, I'm still here
>did you hear me? I said I miss you.
>I can't help it now.
>I guess, to be honest, I miss you too.
>you know what else I miss, anon?
>what?
>our saturdays
>fuckyes.webm
>And tonight...
>say it, anon... Say it!
>And tonight I guess... I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
>I'll be right over
>click
1/?
>>711831609
How the fuck did i lose to this potassium-free garbage
2/?
3/? Posting from my local dive bar.
4/?
>>711836393
Post pic of bar
5/?
Anyone else here?
>>711834298
I hope you outlive your children
>>711836571
Alright. It's the quill in Santa Ana. Only three other people here. 2pm on a Tues I guess thats normal.
5/?
Can't you banana posting faggots let us have one good thread
>>711837104
I guess you missed that thread yesterday. It was pretty epic
6/?
Is anyone here should I quit posting 8/?
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
I won.
9/?
10/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqlWdfh26PM
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711837531
Im lurking, u have any good?
, 12/?
At least one person's here
Ugh as I get more drunk these captachas get hardwr
12/?
>>711832323
lost
>>711835375
Purple penguins need to come back
please give me tinder photo >i think about sex and my kids
>>711838101
im fucking dead. is this an actual screenshot?
14/?
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711839291
No Clue Saved It From B Previously
>>711832323
die
>>711839923
Lost
>>711831609
Kek
>>711832108
the motherfuckin God Emperor
>>711838101
Lost for the first time in a while
Thank you
>>711840466
lost again
>>711833097
Outta dis fuckin thread.
>>711840253
Hey I actually made that pic. P neat to see it still going around
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711832323
This is what I think of your post
>>711836487
dude, ive got the cherry ones of these, and it tastes NOTHING like cherry. its more like fucking mint flavoured nigga. this shit is barely flavoured at all. its nothing. its empty. its tasteless honestly. its not even good lube. it just dries out really quickly.
its pointless, just like life. endless. meaningless. useless. and you are so minuscule compared to the rest of the universe.
>>711841574
i use coconut oil, apparently its not bad for vaginas health-wise while some lubes have bad chemicals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
>>711831609
I lost, but only because I've had some really debilitating fevers, and none of them were for disco.
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711831609
kekd
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>711830518
I'm horny, any Cardcaptor Sakura rule 34??
>>711832323
go fuck yourself
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711831989
Thank funny banana skeltal
here! :^)
>>711842610
Lost
>>711832906
that is surprisingly philosophical.
i'm basing my thesis on it.
>>711843827
>instantly kill your dad
Lost
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711833629
raffed so damn hard
>>711835375
never thought i'd see the day, a raid happens without 4chan
>>711841692
This happened to my wife today on Facebook, congratulating her on the 5th anniversary of her Fathers death,
>>711832323
Fuck
>>711832323
fuck
>>711836127
this is the funniest thing ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_qxGrgV8cc
>>711832108
If dubs Trump gets two terms
>>711832323
kys
>>711830518
WTF ALEX JONES DANCING WITH HOT NAKED GIRLS DROWNING IN BOOBS HOW HAS YOUTUBE NOT BANNED THIS YET
>>711830518
>It's normal to be Muslim goyim
Stop shilling op you giant cock sucker. Go rape your 5 year old bride.
>>711831964
I fuckin lost it. Fuck i'm laughing so hard
>>711834298
Mate, chill. I lose every time to this. Calm it down sonny.
I'm out of ammo. take this one last webm
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeletal
>>711839240
hahahahahah
>>711832323
Can we range ban cunts like these
If you don't reply to my post tonight 500 times, your parents will die in their sleep tonight
>>711845971
their friendship was actually restored
>>711846236
glad to hear but i tought musadir was a false snek
>>711832156
thank funny banana skeltal
このポストを返信しなければ、寝る中お前のお母さんが死ぬ
>>711841692
Hey my name is ashley
>>711836854
Go outside. Nice and sunny in RSM. Santa Ana should be the same.
>>711848039
Hi Ashley, do you have a boyfriend?
>>711833097
nah
>>711848426
Uhh, no
>>711845601
Anyone have a link with sound?
>>711848528
Wanna be my gf?
>>711836854
so you leave your base and still browse /b/?
based anon know his priorities
>>711831989
thank funny banana skelter
>>711848904
I'm worth 10,000gp
>>711845601
how do i sound
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711838819
why did i even lost to that fucking gay shit
>>711832323
Stop
>>711836982
Lost
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711843339
underrated
kek
>>711836683
What brand is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIVT8YO-D_I
>>711832323
nice
>>711846508
This
>>711831228
Da fuck???
>>711831228
bring him back /b/ he was seriously the funniest thing to ever happen to this website.
>>711850666
Goddamn, checking myself!
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711841338
lost so hard
>>711832191
lost, funniest image on internet
>>711847969
いええ
>>711851268
not funny. it could have been you, if you wasnt a faggot.
>>711837985
Is that a multimeter?
>>711853721
fat fuck! fuck the illuminati!
>>711831302
Fuck off with that stupid shit faggot
>>711832323
(you)
>>711831989
tank funny banana skeletal
>>711833131
Kek
>>711831989
Thanks funny bananna skeletal
>>711832323
Fag
>>711832780
The bananas and facebook tier humor.
>>711830518
>>711831609
It's sort of weird though, as a woman who's having her cunt stretched is in pain whilst a person in fever is loosing sight of themselves for entirely different reasons.
Have you ever suffered pain (like breaking a major limb or having a major infection in them)? It's quite likely that the pain and the weight bearing down on you would obfuscate that which is reality.
Fuck you, you pampered fucking cunt, why not actually try to remove one of your limbs to understand what it means to suffer such delirium and inevitability
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal on this picture
>>711832323
Fuck.
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711832323
no.
>>711831989
thank funny banana skeltal
>>711855585
Kekd
