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level 33 here
post your level
Level14
>>711828473
>underage fag
>>711828019
>lvl 24 reporting in
>>711828019
LvL 18
lvl 23, lvl up soon
>>711828019
level 30, and i have no power as of yet just a creeping sense of "i wont have sex ever".
25 here boys
Lvl 21 reporting in.
29, almost full wizard status.
>>711828019
38, leveling up to 39 on Friday
>>711828577
Are you fucking retarded?
>>711828728
same. level up in two weeks
feels bad man
>>711828779
Wizard-Senpai, how thou art feel with no sexual experience?
>>711828019
I lost my virginity at 16 and since then I've had sex with about 2-3 girls a year. I'm 19 now.
>>711829121
It's fine... it's fine...
>>711829253
This thread is not for you, peon.
BEGONE!
>>711828019
Level 34 in march. Will more likely loose it to robots in a far future.
Lvl 18, recently fucked a hooker, it was terrible.
But I got tons new friends and am in contact with a few grills, should be possible in the next weeks/months to fuck a girl for the first time without paying for it.
>>711829128
Actually pretty much the same as i was feeling when i was level 20 i am still curious about it but at the same time not willing to fuck a whore and also feeling that i have hit a point of no return since my experience is so inadequate that if i ever try to do it it would be seriously embarassing.
My advice is to find something that you are good at, pretend that you are normal in social circles and you will be fine but some nights it will come to haunt you for a little bit.
>>711829253
You are hereby banished from this thread forever
>channeling "Banish" spell
>5s channel time
>>711828019
can you imagine im level 36 and have sent away like a dozent girls over the years for whatever reasons (like "nah you are drunk" and such)
>>711829948
kek, some time ago some chick told me she wanna to fuck with me, but she lives too far and i'm not gonna pay for a ticket.
>>711830100
>catfish
lost mine to my mum at 17 does that count
>>711830255
If she was hot yes.
FUCK! Lost mine at 19... nobody told me about the magic stuff!
Lvl 18
>>711830255
This >>711830355
Please tell us story of first time
>>711830651
If we told you, you wouldn't discover the power on your own
>>711830651
It's not meant to be known by normies such as yourself.
>>711828019
lvl 22. I dont know why... =,(
>>711831029
Tru, true... you are absolutely right. Well well... I got laid... I'm aight.
I'm only lvl 6, I was molested.
Still counts?
>>711828019
Level 18, leather belt
>>711831525
kek
I only had sex once when I was 15, I'm now 20.
>9000
I just passed the point of no return. Just kill me already.
>>711832205
Focus on your powers, you are there soon... or kys...
>>711828019
Level 20, had a bj though.
>mfw she couldn't make me cum
>realized later how it's probably because of how much I jack it
>>711831525
what a badass, sex at 6
Lvls 13-17 sound like "if you've lost your virginity at" and lvls 20+ sounds like "if you haven't lost your virginity at"
>>711832520
Well, I was raped by a gay dude a few classes above mine when i was 6 but I don't count that so as I say 19 like before...
>>711832520
Bad ass?
Not really.
More like, sore ass.
>>711832781
kek
>>711832671
Have you ever told that to anyone?. I say that sadly that faggot fucked up your chances.
>>711832932
I joke about it all the time, no biggie, got over it and made it into a funny story... besides everytime I talk about it I laugh and even more so when my friends do that "can I laugh at this" face, fucking funny.
Level 18. Coming for your knowledge my soon to be brethren!
>>711828019
15 here
I was 16 when I finally pooped muh cherry. I'm 34 now, married with 2 kids. Wish I never pooped it.
Wtf happens if you were to lose it at 50+... it won't happen... hopefully but what if? plez tell meh
>>711833704
u cnt u stupid nigger only frodo can carry the rng
>>711828473
MODS MODS
Level 18.
Any experienced anons have any advice?
Alomst level 25
>>711828019
lvl 25
once had a girlfriend at 16, broke up before anything happened, haven't tried anything with anyone else since
>>711828019
level 15. I'm 20 now and have had sex with 9 grills, but only 2 in the last 3 years. Slightly concerned I've had all the sex I'm gonna and that I peaked at 17, cause I'm a lot less social nowadays and barely ever even encounter women anymore
>>711833921
it means he lost his virginity at 14 you autistic fuck
21 lvl ice wizard reporting in
Just leveled up to lvl18
38 reporting
Level 18
had sex with my ex 1 week ago.
>>711834801
10/10
>>711829869
Level 20 here and feel the exact same as you described. It haunts me everyday though because I really want a relationship, because previously they were when iwas happiest, but don't have the confidence sexually or physically and I only lose confidence everyday.
>>711828019
I am a level #4 wizard with a power level of '144'
max level 99 reporting in
>>711828019
33 as well
I enjoy all my time thinking about society space and other stuff.
I don't really care. I enjoy more me time, I spend a lot of time thinking. It's actually all I do. Think and ask questions. The few girls that liked me for myself ended up telling me that I'm self centred and selfish. I don't care and I don't regret and I don't blame them.
At this point I just want to observe life and see things. The world is pretty incredible.
Also, I don't give a single shit what some faggots on the internet think of me.
>>711835884
You are a wizard Harry!
>>711835900
You sound like an old and more concentrated version of me, or where I'm headed. Socially, at least, since I've gotten laid before.
Lost it last sunday night at 25
>>711828019
29
>>711835900
are you me from the future
>>711828779
maybe you were raped as a 3 year old?
>>711835690
Level 30 here again anon if you really want that you have to make changes since things only get harder and harder the older you grow and as i said no matter how much you try to hide it there are nights when it comes and it hits you very hard.
>>711836876
Wow...prob the nices guy ive ever seen on /b/ but yeah...true...listen to this guy.
>>711836086
a what?
>>711837188
Sorry a scrublord
>>711828019
>mfw I added the wraith like a year ago
Never expected people to actually use it.
>>711836769
Why would you say that anon?. As far as i remember i have been a healthy kid and i even had my first kiss at 7 or so ( otherwise i also would had been kissless ).
I seriously ponder sometimes what is wrong about me but what likely happened is that my choices fucked me up since all i did was study, work and in my free time play games read while ignoring social situations as much as i was able to while thinking that sometime it will naturally happen.
>>711837431
Did you receive a virginity letter from Hogwarts?
25 level apprentice
>>711828019
level 19
20 in march
feelsbadman
Level 18
at least I have fingered three pussy..
>>711828019
Level 20
Now it've been 1 year with my gf
>>711838037
gg... soon man...
Level 10 :(
>>711837654
Oh noes those fuckers did not send anything to me.
>>711838244
enjoy your ban
>>711838244
An appropiate post for you underage fag
>>711838250
Shiiieeet
>>711838340
kek
Level 29 about to get to 30..... should I start drinking or will the pain go away
Level 30. This year has been fucking great for me.
If you're having trouble, just remember to add casting luck to your morning ritual.
I get out of bed, wash my face, make my bed, get some breakfast, cast luck, and then do my morning exercises.
Physically, I feel fucking great.
Mentally though, it's still oh gods please say I don't have to interact with people today.
>>711838340
>>711838447
Wait shit, I thought it was saying what age we were when we lost our virginity or if we still had it. My bad
>>711838767
Would you share your spell with a fellow level 30?.
>>711838213
already happened I´d be not alaways drunk
>>711828019
Will be there in 2 years senpai
Like holy shit, so many people here that haven't got laid... I feel your pain guys... I just wish you the best of luck.
>>711838603
It will not go away anon most likely it will get worse and worse but face the pain do not try to mask it since when it catches you it will hit you very, very hard.
>>711838949
Sure man. What'd you learn instead of luck anyway?
I kind of took it on a whim, I thought it was going to lead to better fortune cookie results. It actually did, too.
Should I lie to my family and tell them I'm gay? My parents keep telling me they expect grandchildren and I'm an only child who's a kissless virgin...
Level 16 boiz
Level 22, I went to Hogwarts and got expelled. Still leveling though.
>>711839201
lvl?
>>711839201
your parents tell you you're a kisslesss virgin?
>>711839380
kek
>>711828019
31
>>711839341
Level 27
>>711839380
lol
>>711839167
I did not know that to pick but endure seemed to be the best choice in the long term.
>>711835884
ur old
>>711828019
level 21 keeek
>>711839627
Well according to this thread you become a wizard at 20 so tell them that then... otherwise no... good luck man.
>>711828019
Level 22 and going strong. My main is Aurelion Sol.
>>711839821
as a level 21 I consider myself a mere acolyte of the great level 30 mages
>>711839821
30* sorry
>>711838447
I lost.
Level 24, with my recent use of Meme Magic, I feel my power growing, only a matter of time until I'm a powerful wizard.
>>711839900
9 years and you are there my man, don't worry... unless you get laid that is...
level 20 and i can't imagine myself leveling up without losing my sanity. how do you guys even
I have a fucking weird friend that can't get laid, no matter what he does he fucks it up... I just realised why! He is destined to become a wizard! Fuck me I'm calling him, I want some of that magic shit.
>>711828019
Lvl 20, now I'm 23 years old.
I discovered something, though, in my failure as a wizard in training. With great power comes great responsibility. As soon as I had sex the veil of illusion was removed from my vision and I could truly see the world for the first time.
>>711828019
What's your strongest spell?
>>711840119
no...fuck that
>>711840717
Welcome brother! Was it worth it, for me it was.
>>711833988
Lost it at 18
I wish I was a virgin again. Having this much resentment for women and their feeble attempts at relationships is too much to handle.
>>711828019
Level 15 some girl is getting very closevto me lately
>>711828019
soon to be 24
how do i end it lads
Can someone explain what happens if you lose your virginity at the age of... let's say 19 but you lose it to a 40+ wizard... hypothetically
>>711841422
you strip them of their powers
>>711841354
get out of here before you get molested
>>711841414
Don't... become a wizard and spell women to sleep with you... or become powerful enough to rule the internet with your meme spells.
>be shy
>do sex at age 25
>lift a lot
>actually alpha now
I tell you the truth, guys, everyone can make it.
If I could, you can!
work on yourself and just become better.
>>711828019
Level 26, I can already hear the arcane whispers calling to me.
>>711841544
Okay i will leave now
>>711841529
But after 20 there is no return... guess I will never understand such powers as a normie...
Lost my wizard status to a 14 year old Friday last week AMA
>>711828019
Level 24.
>be shy
>do sex at age 25
>lift a lot
>actually alpha now
I tell you the truth, guys, everyone can make it.
If I could, you can!
work on yourself constantly and just become better. Everything takes time, but you better start living life now.
>>711841646
True.
>>711828019
level 47 and will never look back
>>711828473
>check "report post"
>check "rule violation"
>check "I am not a robot"
>check "submit"
>>711829318
Just let me say, sex isn't that awesome "Ohh yeah" thing. It's just sex. Really, there is nothing special around it or anything. Sometimes I wish I've never had sex. If you are alone and start masturbaiting, you though "Hmm sex now will be better" so in some case you lost the fun on playing with you woodle doodle.
How does one, meet a female. I have LITRALLY no females in my social circle. Due to a mix of bad life choices.
>>711828019
Lost my virginity at 18.
I'm now 24 with a 1 year relationship, she sometimes jealous of how many chicks I've had before her.
Inb4 lived life like Charlie Sheen for a few years. Sometimes I regret the shit I've done, sometimes I look back with a smile.
>>711828577
you didnt get the point, did you
>>711842076
I agree, it is whatever you decide it to be... it can be nice... or shit... it depends on who you do it with and why etc. if you do it with the right person at the right time it will be something worth remembering... if not then you'll regret it or just be like...meh... it was ok... don't worry guys... it's not the end of the world if you don't get laid... + you apparently get wizard powers so wurf waiting.
Lost my virginity at 26 (9 years ago).
Not as big of a deal if people think.
>>711842375
you just gotta know someone who knows a girl and hope they bring her along sometime, then hope she wasn't grossed out by you and returns, and hope she brings some of her female friends next time to improve your odds
it's all about hope really
The picture is bullshit. It totally depends on the country/culture. Im solid frieds with wbout 10 guys and only a few of them have fucked yet,and we are all 18. No,we are not wow no lifers,i go out every weekend,i drink,i smoke,i study.I had a 8/10 gf and would probably be fucking her now if she wasnt too fking boring to be around. Thing is,its not like its some kind of a life changing experience ,its really no big deal if you ask people in my surrounding.Weird how we are all so diffrent,we dont even speak about girls too much among friends,its cringy and reminds of fucking american high school movies "ohh dude i banged herr" its just so immature.And the fact that you are posting this image has a lot to do with you still being a virgin,if you want it that much,go buy a hooker
I beat the game at lvl 16
my penis came out of mother at birth. I count it.
>>711828019
wizard or no, you still die a man's death
lvl 25 here
it gets better low level faggots woman are whores just buy a flesh light and lube its worth it
>>711842489
No dubs but this man speaks the truth.
Guys, if there are people that you decide as friends and thy laugh at you, cuz you never had sex, they aren't you friends. Just let me say that. Sex really isn't the greatest thing on earth at all. I just can speak for myself, but I enjoy a funny talk to my friends, or the stars at the night more then sex. Plus my biggest point, after you had your first time, Masturbation isn't that funny anymore. Stop crying about how Virgin you and let your life going on. Maybe you do something without having sex. Just do what you're want and don't mind that stupid thing.
Next point. Most of you are crying about "There isn't a woman". I'm 170cm tall and weight over 100 Kilograms. There will always be a beautiful woman (or man. I don't know what you are into). And the point "I don't know any girls" didn't count. Go out and do stuff that involves other people. There will ever be a woman that talks to you. You just have to stop crying. Guys I have a really bad problem with depression but even I have girlfriend. Do something with you life.
>>711843293
Unless you say to many shitty memes to jesus and he sends you back to lurk moar about heaven memes.
>>711843671
Thank you.
Level 24 here, does it count with a guy? I may have an ass available.
>>711842565
if you have a decent social life i can agree with you
if you don't you get bad feels, like you'll never lose it without paying. you think you're ugly and shit so yeah... it can be a big deal
>>711844156
I say it does if you are gay, if not then no... because you can't force yourself to be straight just to lose your virginity... or who knows... maybe gay people are super wizards that get laid AND they keep their powers.
>>711828019
level 17, I actually don't think that's bad at all. glad i lost it to a woman i loved, rather than some drunken hookup
>>711844421
gg man... high five
>>711844421
>17
>loved
reavaluate your life please
>>711844388
I'm bi, so I was wondering. Keeping the powers seems pretty sweet.
13
probably should have waited tho
Level 8. Not to a girl either.
>>711844712
Well... if bi then you must have a threesome to lose the powers m8 xD no... I don't know... ask OP
>MESSAGE TO ALL VIRGINS THAT ARE 20+ YEARS OF AGE!!!
I understand completely where you're coming from. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18, and it took months of HER being the aggressor in order to finally do it. Just the prospect of having sex always made me extremely anxious. Even after my first time, it still took serious courage to get sexual with women. But after your first go, it gets easier. At first, you will be very uncomfortable, but you need to bite the bullet, push yourself out of the comfort zone and let your dick take the wheel. I still get really nervous on first dates, and I always hated the pressure of having to "entertain" a woman, but it ABSOLUTELY becomes more natural over time.
You may feel you are too far-gone and introverted to initiate any female contact. And you may be right.
If that's the case, BUY A PROSTITUTE.
Trust me. I know you may think you don't really need it, and can live without it, but it's just not true. It's the exact same thing as when older people tell you they don't need a smart-phone, but once they get one they can't believe they ever lived without it. You always fantasize, yet pretend it's ok that you'll never experience it. IT'S NOT OK. You have no clue what you're missing. Sex is literally what we are made to do, and it's the best thing you could ever possibly feel.
Sure, you may be nervous like this guy>>711829869, but you have absolutely nothing to worry about. ESPECIALLY with a prostitute. THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE. All they care about is money, and if you pay them, they will treat you like your dick is made of gold.
You WILL be nervous, and you WILL be reluctant. But once you push through your initial fear and finally go through with it, you WILL see that it's not that big of a deal, and you will be a much MUCH happier person afterward. In all honesty, it's instant gratification, and you will feel like a new man almost immediately.
Please trust me, and take my advice. Good luck.
>>711845194
this guy is right tbh
>>711843887
For what? I just can't read all that "my life is so bad" shit anymore.
The last point I have for now is, beauty comes I'm every shape. I know, that sounds very stupid but it is the truth. Maybe that fat woman next door has a awesome personality. She has all the stuff you love, but you didn't know cuz you're thinking "Look at that fat bitch". People are more then just that what you see. I've even know a drug dealer who is a super father who really loves his children.
Last thing I Wanne tell you is, you have to go there where woman's of you interest are. Let's say you like Milfs. In Germany, where I live, we have something called "Ü30 Party's", or "Ü40 Partys". There are tons of single mom's that needed to be fucked.
Or you like that kinda Goth/Emo/Punk type of girl, cuz you are thing that's fucking hot, like me. You have to go there, where this kind of girls are hinging around. Maybe you know a guy from High school who is in this szene. Talk to him and my just say "Hey Anon. I know you are hanging around with all thevents little got girl's, can I get with you next time?". The normfag will hook you up and maybe involve you in his group. Boom new friends dump ass. Btw that's how I get my GF. Only difference, it didn't know that guy from high school, he's my best friend but I hope you get what I try to say. Hanging around on 4chan didn't get you laid. Do something you fat fuck.
>>711841794
What lvl are you? How did it happen?
>>711841794
if you're over 16 you're still a failure as a man
>>711845194
>It's the exact same thing as when older people tell you they don't need a smart-phone, but once they get one they can't believe they ever lived without it
THIS. fucking perfect analogy.
16 here
>>711845408
No I said thank you for speaking the truth! Chill ^^ and you like goths? Cool, me too, that's why I havea goth girlfriend ^^
I didn't mean it sarcastically, sorry about that... guess I wasn't clear. My apologies.
>>711845194
i think you don't realize the main problem is knowing people.
getting girlfriends is hard and i'm not even capable of getting normal male friends.
>>711846287
social anxiety?
>>711846080
Ohh, my fault. The big one didn't goes to you, it's more to the rest of this thread. Sorry for maybe be an asshole and for my bad English skills. New Handy + English isn't my first language.
Yes, god know how I love that kind of style. Thankfully we have something called "Gruppentreff" here in Germany. I think you translate it to "Group Meeting" or something like that. All the Emo's, Punks (Cyber and steam involved), Goth and everything between that meets up in one of the bigger city's (Like Berlin or München). Problem with that is, you have to be in the right time one the right place. I don't know if you have something similar in you country (wherever you are from).
>>711846287
Who said you needed a girlfriend? Buy a prostitute. Once you have sex for the first time, you will feel better about yourself.
You may not think it's true, but it is. A lot of social anxiety stems from this fear of feeling inadequate, and once you realize sex isn't as big of a deal as 16 year-olds make it out to be, you will be more confident.
Once you realize that you're a normal guy like everyone else, you'll realize your anxieties were unjustified. It may take 2 or 3, but it will make you feel like a new person.
>>711846800
Oh, ok ^^
BTW GERMAAAAN omg! Lucky you man, that's like goth/industrial country nr.1 ^^ german and Swedish is very much alike... I just thought it was funny as we here in Sweden call it gruppträff and that's almost the same. But cool man, I'm thinking about visiting Germany sometime, awesome country!
Btw, you English is absolutely fine. ^^
>>711847031
You do get more confident from sex guys... it's true... you really do... but buying a prostitute... I'm not so sure if that's a good idea... well well... it's up to you guys... I say wait like I did and do it when the time comes... but we are all different so go do you as long as you are happy I guess...
Lost it at 18, only fucked 1 girl by the time i was 22 (same girl, my gf) then we broke up, i'm 26 now and i have fucked around 30 girls. There is hope!
>>711833621
Anon you cant marry your kids
>>711828019
Post the full one.
>>711828473
L15 v L14 for me
>stuck dick in crazy
>>711847798
kek
>>711828019
Level 17 reporting in
>>711845194
>Trust me. I know you may think you don't really need it, and can live without it
Holy shit I forgot 18 yr olds think they are some kind of wise sages on /b/
Really makes you think
>>711847366
Dubs reply to dubs. That's funny. Whatever.
Germany is awesome. Much to see and much to do. You will not be disappointed at all. It's like you visit England. Every town, even the little ones, you can do stuff.
Other said the same thing, but didn't see Goths very often. Only on the Gruppträff and there were more punks...
industrial? I listened to "Circle of Dust" while i wrote the last reply. He does industrial kinda stuff
Cool, I always wanted to visit Sweden. I thought it's an awesome looking country with beautiful nature and you know... Swedish Girls ;)
Anyway. Good talk, funny point with that Gruppträff. And yeah, see ya next time.
just leveled up to lvl 25
>>711848286
Enjoy ur ban nigger
>>711846510
no. i mean, i don't think so, nobody diagnosed me.
i don't really know how to explain it, i just think this is how it works. when you are in high school you are pretty much forced to know you're classmates and your classmates are pretty much forced to know you. there are few people in your class and you should stay there for ages.
then you go to university, with huge rooms. your classmates are not forced to stay with you anymore and it's fucking easy loosing contacts with some of them (they drop out, they change course, etc.).
then you go to work whole situation degenerate even more. while you're getting older became increasingly harder to get friends.
>>711847031
feel better about myself because i paid for sex? i don't think so.
lvl 18
If i don't lose it by the time I graduate I'm done for.
>>711847599
As long as it's legit, and you know that it's going to be safe, there is nothing wrong with buying a prostitute.
If anyone's really skeptical of any type of prostitute situation, I'd suggest a small vacation to an area where you can go to a legal brothel.
>>711844666
stay mad, you virgin fuck
lvl17
23 now
i p[ressured my gf into and she became a slut
i am also a slut
>>711848396
Cheers. Will recommend Circle of dust to my girl, she is all about that industrial type stuff. Anyways, have a good one.
20 :/
Got BJs in high school but that's it
Everyone assumes I get laid tho
>>711828019
Lvl 16 wizard,
Level 5 bard almost 6.
Lost the will to be a wizard then and I wasn't holy enough to be a cleric, so bard it was
Level 19 here anon
>>711848551
Hm, I don't know anything about working places, but I guess your right. Good point, never thought about it that way. If you avoid people however chances are you are suffering from social anxiety, but don't take my word for it, look it up. Well, fuck... I really want to help man, but your situation is unknown to me... I guess good luck man, I'm really sorry, but you'll fucking get there I promise.
>>711848636
Well I don't know anything about that so I'm going to agree with you... I just ment like mentality wise... just think it through before you go... you know like that.
>>711849311
i don't know about working places either. i told about it just to explain my point, i'm studying comp.sci right now.
thanks for the compassion tho
>>711848342
I said I was 18 when I lost my virginity. That was 8 years ago.
You don't have to take my advice if you don't want to, but I promise I know exactly how most people in this thread feel. I've been in their same positions, possibly even worse, and I overcame them, and I'm trying to help, honestly.
I had crippling panic disorder for a large part of my life. I was unable to leave the house for almost 6 months and could barely even speak to some close relatives without feeling anxiety.
I would have panic attacks 2-3 times a day, and literally thought I was going to die any day. I was a virgin, barely had any friends (since I couldn't go out), and was extremely depressed and suicidal. I couldn't even speak to people over the phone, let alone talk to a woman.
I went through all of this by myself. No one I know had anxiety as bad as I did, so no one could give me any advice. I did it all on my own. And through my experience, I know for a fact it would've been easier if I did have someone to help.
That's all I'm trying to do. I may not be a "sage", but I do have experience.
>>711849767
>I've been in their same positions, possibly even worse
>Lost virginity at 18
Chads are so funny when they think they know suffering.
>>711849767
faggot.
>>711828019
15 got first head at like 14 tho
>>711849686
I did not read the rest, but my suggestion is study groups. Everyone is either good/ahead, understands some of the material but not all, or needs help. The only people I know from university that I still talk to are people that were in a couple of study groups.
Bonus, it will often raise your grade by a few percent at least.
>>711828019
17...
Love how this post went from like lvls of virgin power to prostitutes n shit.
>>711848551
>feel better about myself because i paid for sex? i don't think so.
As someone who's actually done it, I can tell you that it's true.
It's a biological necessity. It may seem like it's "not real sex" to you, but trust me. You won't give a shit about any of that when you're done. You'll just finally stop seeing sex as some magical myth that may never come true, and realize that you're no different from anyone else. And with that, comes confidence.
>>711850202
Study groups is a great idea! I met my girl in one. Kinda funny that we met because I wrote my name in the wrong group list by mistake.
>>711849913
It's not the age that matters, people make it out to be a bigger problem than it actually is.
It's your state of mind that matters. I don't know many people who had a mental situation as bad as me at that time.
I was in a vicious cycle of depression and panic, from the second I woke up in the morning, until I went to sleep at night. I would be in the middle of a panic attack while looking out the window trying to convince myself to just jump out and end it.
If you've ever actually had a real full-blown panic attack, you would understand my situation.
I was in a constant state of panic for absolutely no reason, all day, every day, for months, feeling like I could die any second.
If you think I don't know suffering, then you don't know what suffering means.
>>711828019
I bow upon you, oh mighthy master of the forgotten arts, I am just eleven more years to achieve the power that you first achieved. Hail master!
WIZARD PRIDE WORLD WIDE
HATERS GONNA HATE
>>711851197
>It's not the age that matters, people make it out to be a bigger problem than it actually is.
Well it certainly matters for the duration of suffering. Also NOBODY gives a shit if you are a virgin or socially awkward <21.
>If you've ever actually had a real full-blown panic attack, you would understand my situation.
Panic attacks are for women though. Lift some weights faggot.
>If you think I don't know suffering, then you don't know what suffering means.
Ok Chad, I am glad you "made it" but don't think for a second everyone has superior genetics such as yourself.
>>711828019
I'm 36 and used to get a ton of snatch but nothing in like three years now. Is it possible for me to return to the path of the wizard? My dick barely even works anymore.
>>711851377
Let's make a parade!
>>711828019
So how's being a wizard going for you?
Because sex is great
Was lvl 21 and got seduced by the dark side, hang in there brothers the power is real
I apreciate for vision of the world
To all wizards, just accio that pussy and you are good to go.
Level 21
20, getting genuinely worried at this point
Level 45
>>711851493
I'm sure you're probably trolling right now, but I'll entertain you.
Everything you've said can only be said from someone who's never had a real panic attack.
Unless you've ever actually experienced a severe one, you could never understand.
If I had the choice to break my arm every night before I went to sleep to prevent me from having a panic attack the next day, I would do it every night without even thinking about it.
"Superior genetics" my ass. My "genetics" is what caused me to have this problem in the first place, and if I could overcome this level of crippling anxiety, you can overcome your minuscule bullshit.
Don't even try to pretend your "introverted older virgin" anxieties even compare to what I went through. I'd choose to be celibate for the rest of my life if it would prevent me from going through that ever again.
>>711852517
It's ok man, just read the rest of the thread and you'll see you have nothing to be worried about. ^^ and if you wont get laid... the hype wizard powers!
>>711852755
>I'd choose to be celibate for the rest of my life if it would prevent me from going through that ever again.
Nice, now I know for sure you're trolling.
Was entertaining though.
18 here. Should start to worry?
>>711853025
A bit
After 21 its practically over
After 25 it is over
>>711852952
im not the guy that you're replying to, but you're dead wrong bud. I've had 3 panic attacks myself, and I remember them all in detail. It's impossible to explain it if youve never had one. Can't imagine having multiple a day. I'd probably an hero.
>>711853438
>It's impossible to explain it if youve never had one
Ive had 1, it was very intense but temporary. Our suffering is not. Its permanent. Be careful what you wish for.
>Can't imagine having multiple a day. I'd probably an hero
He is probably weak. Not a single guy who deadlifts above 300lbs has panic attacks, I guarantee you. Muscles makes you stronger both physically and mentally.
Look up the link between serotonin and muscles for example. Very important im managing anxiety.
>>711852952
This>>711853438
You're the troll here bud.
Not to mention, you haven't had sex OR had a panic attack, so I don't know how you could come to that conclusion without any experience in either.
And to >>711853438
I almost did, many times.
To all 30+
>>711853937
Lol, now you're officially a troll. Way to end the fun bud.
My panic attacks were severe and lasted for hours btw, so don't compare them to you're pussy shit.
Honestly, if you think your other problems were worse than your panic attack, it probably wasn't an actual panic attack. Probably just an anxiety attack, which is waaaay less severe.
Enjoy the last (You) you're getting from me.
>>711853025
Its not time for drastic measures yet, but by the time you are in your mid twenties you are expected to be good at sex. Oldfag here
>>711854464
>My panic attacks were severe and lasted for hours btw, so don't compare them to you're pussy shit.
>Has panic attacks frequently
>Calls me the pussy
Really makes you think.
Your dad should have just slapped you out of it. Either that or your a girl, which would make sense.
>>711832449
my worst fear is i will masturbate so much i can't cum in sex
>>711853937
lol, I'm in pretty good physical shape. Sorry but I'm gonna have to agree with the other anon.
My last panic attack was pretty tame, but the first two were really fuckin insane. I actually remember thinking I would shoot myself in the knee if it would stop it from happening.
Previous lvl 18. Lost it Oct 23rd
>>711854838
I masturbate like 5 times a week on average, and almost everytime i fuck a girl i can't cum. I cum like 10-15% of the times i have sex, feelsbadman.
50+ here at this level you just don't give a shit amymore
>>711828019
level 18, lost it to a 9/10 who i went out with for a year and am still fucking on an off now,
fucked 3 other girls since moving to uni
>>711854838
That's actually true... it can happen, although only if you fap to prorn... but who doesn't... it can lead to early erection problems... as it's like sex on cocaine for your brain according to some studies...
>>711855143
why haven't you bought a whore yet?
>>711855214
Porn that is... not faping...faping is fine... sorry wasn't clear enough.
>>711855079
Eh could be worse. I have tried masturbating every day, twice a day, once a week, not at all for weeks yet every single time I have sex I cum in less than 30 seconds
>>711855252
just haven't doesn't seem that important to me
>>711835900
do you know what else is incredible?
sex
I think about 21. 31 now. Had many chances while a teenager but I had anxiety about sex that I had to get over. After I got over it, smooth sailing. Wish I could have gotten over it when I was younger though, would have got laid so much but now I'm married.
>>711855350
There are some exercises that can fix that... speaking from experience... google it. ^^ I had your problem in reverse... I could not cum ever at fist as I faped 5-9 times a day back in the day... yes, I suffer from hypersexuality...
>>711828019
just got in from the pub (32 uk self employed uk fag). i don't have to be at work tomorrow so i am fucking drunk right now.
Had a fuck load of sex when i was in my twenties and settled down by 25.
broke up at 29 and been a virgin ever since.
where am i on your fucking scale?
Level 18. Im fine right?
>>711855748
Yup! ^^
lvl 17, alcohol is a beautiful thing
>>711855809
kek
>>711855426
Do you not dream about sex? Do you not fantasize about it when you masturbate? Do you not look at pictures of naked chicks on a chinese imageboard constantly and hope?
Hate to burst your bubble, and I know I'm gonna sound rude, but pretending it's not that important isn't going to help you.
It's literally what we're made to do.
>>711828019
rolling
>>711855426
Yeah the second your dick is actually inside a vagina you'll realise it's what it's made for. There is no feeling quite like it. It's like you've been lost for so long but finally home. You belong there.
>>711828019
Lvl 20
>>711856084
>sticks penis in vagoo
>Im home
>I belong here
>wont leave now
>refuses to pull out of the vagina
>>711856084
Totally depends. Some sex is pretty shitty, other times are so fucking amazing after you cum that you feel high.
>>711855933
Unless he is a-sexual. For regular people it's a must but for a-sexual people... not so much. I didn't believe it at firt but then I met this one guy, he was a real alpha male and all chicks wanted his ass. One of them got tired of his a-sexuallity and jumped on top of him naked, he didn't give to fucks. I always hated the guy for that, but they fucking exist... just saying.
>>711854895
>Sorry but I'm gonna have to agree with the other anon.
Its ok I dont care if people on a chinese sewing board dont agree with me.
>>711855933
yea I dream about it but I've gotten older some I don't dream of it as much anymore, I have a hard time connecting with people
>>711845405
Nah.
Just jerk off. Jerking to porn is way better than sex. You always have to be the one doing stuff...at least that was/is my experience, especially with the wife (married 20+ years).
Only in porn or with a prostitute will the girl even try to please you.
Every girl I've been with has pretty much been passive and expected me to do them. Rarely can you find a girl that enjoys giving head much less letting you jizz in their mouth. It's mostly them lying back while you do the work.
That shit gets old quick.
>>711828019
>>711831525
Was lvl 4 once.
I was not molested or if I was I won't complain.
>>711856796
>married 20+ years
Damn the man lays it down!
>>711838447
FUCK YOU
>>711856318
Yeah for sure. After REALLY good sex, mostly just long tease/blowjobs focused on me, I get numb throughout my whole body and face. Better than any drug I've tried.
I was just describing my first time having penetrative sex. I guess for some losing their virginity wasn't a big deal but the feeling when I first entered her I will never forget.
>>711857093
Yup dat furst feel. So fukking good!
>>711828019
6 more levels and I'm finally a wizard.
>>711856796
Damn, bro. How many women have you slept with?
You must have been crazy unlucky, I've been with some freaks.
My last ex basically had a blowjob fetish. She loved doing it just as much as actual sex, maybe even more. It was like those "cock worship" bj videos. Deepthroat, ball sucking, swallowing/facials. She actually wanted it.
Just thinking about those bj's makes me regret breaking up with her. Thanks for reminding me, asshole.
I hope your wife isn't a lousy lay, though. No offense, but I'd assume you wouldn't marry a shitty lay like that.
>>711856796
Wait what? I've only had sex with 5 girls but 4 of them swallowed, 3 I bust all over their face and the one that didn't was a one night stand where I literally laid on my back the entire time and she did all the work.
You just have shit taste in women, I guess
>>711828019
Level 14, She was 16
No more wizards?
