Tech rekt, lets go /b/ois
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>>711826024
Holy fuckballs.
That took me a minute
>>711826024
those are just cooling fins
>>711826024
Shudders a bit does it? There's at least another 5000 in those brakes mate. Fix it later.
>>711826024
>Slotted rotors
>>711826024
They need that brembo big break upgrade
I'll leave this here
>>711827096
XD HAHA LMAO
>>711826733
j...just how? how in the fuck?
>>711826996
lol
>>711826733
This one fucking destroyed me
>>711827429
well at least the case has good airflow.
>>711827199
I started to dislike ford after we got a ranger. Our old ass 77 chevy pick up kept going no problems, the 86 dodge kept going too. The 2006 ranger which was babied in comparison was a pain in the ass always needed something!
>>711827753
Craig's list be like "Te37's one wheel has slight curb rash" lol
>>711826024
What even is that "rotor" like part?
>>711827861
How could this break like this?
>>711828033
that "rotor like part" is a brake rotor
>>711828135
over tightened bolt on aluminum part
>>711828033
so the inner parts are called veins, they're for heat dispersion.
>>711828135
its a ford, thats why
>>711827890
I've done this.
Did Police Training at the academy for how fast you can exit a vehicle and bring down a fleeing suspect.
Yanked the key from the ignition and ran like fuck, got points deducted for being too fast because I left half the key in a £70,000 Interceptor.
Wasn't a good day for me, but I earned the nickname Quicksilver and it's stuck with me all my life since then, so can't complain.
>>711828211
I know that, but what the fuck is on there in lieu of the rotor.
This thread really grinds my gears.
>>711828445
it's a brake rotor. it's completely worn through one side.
>>711828395
this is a good story. ty quicksilver
>>711828445
the remnants of a mistake
>>711828320
AHHH I see, it's a regular rotor, just ground down so far the internal veins are showing.
>>711828445
so the inner parts are called veins, they're for heat dispersion.
>>711828555
ye boi
>555
Standing By
(faiz reference for any toku trash out there)
>>711826024
fixed one that bad years ago.
>>711828555
Yesir, used that fucker long enough to grind through about a half inch of rotor face before meeting the veins lol
had to have dropped a pad, cause the back of the rotor looks fine
>>711828046
genius!
>>711828135
Internals exploded.
Customer likely limiter bashing
>>711828046
why would someone even do this?
>>711828840
tired of their car bouncing around like a moon buggy
>>711828716
had one similar myself, someone came in asking about their car making too much noise on the road but the engine was fine
thick bastard had completely worn down a wheel right the way through to the bone, insisted "wheels and tyres weren't necessary because the road is made of concrete and it's not slippery so I don't need wheels or tyres"
I enjoyed charging the poor sod $8000 to "fix the noisy thing"
how do people get licenses when they didn't graduate pre-school
>>711828876
You realize this is a legit thing people do to lock their diff?
>>711828886
The fuck are they doing???
>>711826733
lint, grey hairs, everything
>>711828886
WTF dude
nobody wants to see THAT
>>711829017
>You realize this is a legit thing people do to lock their diff?
err no it isn't, they have welded the crown wheel to the pinion, to lock the diff you need to lock up the planet gears.
>>711828876
Welded diff. Used for drifting. See it all the time with Mazda MX5/Miata racers.
>>711828395
I strongly suspect it was a woman that gave you that nickname...
>>711828395
you da man, quicksilver
>>711827429
what's the problem?
>>711829017
Yes, but in this case he did it very wrong. He welded wrong gears.
>>711828395
whatever you say dicksucker
>>711828555
u mong
>>711829017
The gif is reversed mate.
>>711826024
How in the fuck does this happen, how did this car even stop
>>711827753
My old boss would be like get a hammer and bang that out
>>711829017
you realize thats now how you weld a diff?
>>711828903
doesn't this lead to a long term destruction of the spring because of tension?
>>711826024
How the shit?
>>711828395
Fuck you pig, nobody cares what some swine cop has to say.
>>711829348
Yeah you are correct anon. No way this works. That looks to be the prop shaft welded there.
>>711829484
Lol, your boss is everything wrong with the world. but I like his willingness to try
>>711828876
the HAZ has such pretty colors
>>711828546
wtf is this?
>>711829017
that is NOT what you weld to lock a diff
>>711829784
I suspect that exhaust might blow a little.
this is impressive
>>711829347
No CPU cooler
>>711826024
Quick history. I'm a 3rd generation mechanic. My grandfather and his brothers were techs, my dad and his brothers and cousins, myself, a couple cousins, and 2 of my brothers. Still, I had an idiot brother that did exactly that
>>711829894
I think the guy's axle wound up a chain linked fence.
>>711829894
truck runs over a box spring or spring mattress, axel just spins it into a pretty tangle of wires
>>711829347
Look at the case fan
>>711829894
That is what use to be a mattress I believe. Wound tightly around a driveline
>>711827861
What is wrong?
>>711829982
There's a CPU cooler there dummy
>>711830298
No
It got repurposed as case fan
It's case fan now
>>711829982
meh people underclock and leave off cpu fan sometimes but they'd use a heatsink
>>711829592
Lol watch that sharp edge there kiddo
Also niggerfag detected
>>711830134
lol didn't notice the fan
>>711829951
How does that even happen?
>>711829296
Uh... Except you weld the spider gears, not the pinion.
>>711829951
Had that happen to a freind with drilled and slotted rotors. Not fun at 100 mph.
>>711830858
Braking from a high speed , super hot, drive through puddle, explosion
>>711828886
classic.
>>711827699
Dam gone but not forgotten
>>711829017
Installing a new cat on their truck, m8.
>>711827753
seen better days
>>711830291
Kek, your big ends in the sump sir..
>>711827699
How does this even?
>>711829017
It's reversed. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-nmKOZ2ZHs
>>711828046
Obama's brother drew up them blue prints.
Blue Prints Matter !
>>711830199
Broken oil pump
>>711828119
Was that big sun-s-a-bitch straight to begin with?
>>711831705
There is a house like this outside Gary Indiana. Off I-80 there's this really shitty subdivision just feet from the highway. One house has a hole in the roof and a fucking oak tree is growing out of it. It was a big tree too, probably around 20 years old. It made me wonder, "what's more likely: a house sat there for 20 years with a hole in its roof while nobody did shit about it, or it was a treehouse that fell down?"
I saw it a few times passing by, but recently they put up a wall along that side of the highway. Again it makes me wonder, "did they put up the wall to block out the highway noise from the houses, or to block out the sight of the houses from the highway?"
>>711826996
>>711829161
note that only one bullet has been imprinted with rifling.
only one bullet had been fired, the other was likely on a clip in a clip pouch when it was struck.
battle of gallipoli or some other anzac engagement during the dardanelles campaign iirc.
>>711829951
I'd say he might have a slight vibration in that.
>>711830291
I'd it needs about a pint.
Just came from a rekt thread which developed into a rekt thread for tech ;)
>>711833410
One pedal to rule them all!
>>711833159
witch one was fired left or right?
>>711826628
but for some reason the brake pads only last like 10 miles...
>>711833553
the one with the rifling imprinted on it
>>711830566
Insult a pig,
>durr edgy
Yawn, what else you got?
>>711832881
tractor brake bands?
>>711834013
I saw that happen at a truck show. Drive shaft came loose and dug into the dirt, truck flipped, driver walked away fine. It was fucking cool though.
>>711834186
yes
>>711834296
sounds like good watchin
>>711828876
Top kek
![UT6u5rl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YaN1dx0.jpg "UT6u5rl[1].jpg")
>>711833553
the darker of the two, base on the right, grooves imprinted on the bullet by the bore's rifling are easily visible. not sure which belonged to whichever nation but the disparity in the patina suggests different materials which someone knowledgeable has probably used to determine that.
>an actual example of a bullet that was struck head on in the air during the american civil war
>>711834452
"why do I keep missing? I swear I'm aiming right"
>>711834428
ingenius!
>>711829017
I uhhn. ...
No, weld the spiders, not the pinion.
>>711834452
and a fucking reload witout checking it
>>711834452
>he reloaded and fired multiple times more before he suspected an error
>>711834428
Hey if it stops the oil from leaking...
>>711829017
lmao
>>711826024
Do you hear something?
>>711834724
I can't imagine how much pressure was coming out from between the cylinder and frame.
>>711834452
That's actually amazing. The fact the gun didn't blow up in the guy's face is a huge credit to the gun manufacturer.
>>711828546
Looks like wire wrapped around propshaft on truck. Just put transmission into reverse and spool it off using a donkey!
>>711834658
There was some kid that brought his truck to school when I was still going and wanted to weld his diff. The teacher told him no, you can't do that here and you don't even know what you're doing. A few days later this kid comes to school saying he welded his diff and now it wont turn without the tires screeching. Teacher just gave him this look >>711834714. Fucking told you dumbass.
>>711834887
This. Smith and Wesson is good shit.
>>711834863
What`s so cool about that ant? I don't even see it.
>>711834887
Not really. Its a revolver which isn't a pressure vessel by nature.
>>711834870
Sometimes you just plain don't notice the side blast behind all the scarring.
>>711834999
>Running in the 90s, its the way that will set me free ohhooooooOOO
>>711834957
I didn't say it's a good idea to weld the spiders.
But if you weld the pinion and ring gear together, it won't move at all.
>>711834887
revolver tho, its vented between cylinder and barrel, remember
>>711828119
Imagine the noise and vibration that thing would have made
>>711827811
Hahahah, lol
>>711834870
it can't have been comfortable and it should have been blowing so much smoke that something should have occurred to him after the initial squib but like car owners very few owners know shit anything about guns.
>>711835234
>>711835166
True, but my dad has a friend who had a .44 magnum blow up in his hands from overloaded rounds he loaded himself at home. And the guy wasn't a moron. He is captain of the local police force and very experienced with guns. Not sure if he fucked up and double loaded a round or what. But it is possible to blow up a quality revolver even if the barrel isn't plugged.
>>711829017
>The fuck are they doing???
A cat crawled in the suspension. They're taking him out. The video is reversed, obviously.
>>711834452
county sherriff here, that is impossible.
>>711833682
What the fuck? Did someone...stuff...wigs?...into that muffler to kill it?
>>711835212
You nearly blew the manifold with with that double shot of nos. Now me and the mad scientist are going to have to tear apart the block and repair the piston rings you fried.
I'm too lazy to look up the exact quote and am going from memory.
>>711835707
kek
>>711835707
Whats wrong here? Is it something to do with that balck plastic thingy?
>>711835852
i thinks its the coil that filters shit undid itself and wanted to escape
>>711834863
Looks like wiper fluid was put in it instead
>>711835992
It's supposed to go in the outside of the car. They make a high pitched whistle sound thats supposed to scare deer out of the road but they don't actually work worth a fuck.
>>711835852
that the fibreglass shit that make your muffler quiet. until it backfires and blows the fucker apart
>>711835992
Deer/animal repelling horns. Supposedly make a high pitched whistle as air passes through them when you're driving. I always figured they were a shill. Supposed to go on bumper
>>711835992
The plastic thingy is a deer whistle. You put them on the front of your car and they produce high frequency whistling sounds too high for humans to hear but they warn animals that your car is approaching.
They need air rushing over them at like 50+ mph to work. >>711835992
Not going to work behind the windshield...
>>711836073
they work as good inside as they do outside XD
>>711836222
>>711827096
Must be a Dodge troll.
>>711833410
>The new Apple Car. It just werks.
>>711836222
balancing 19.5 and 22.5 large truck tires with golfballs is not that uncommon. It's just noisy so they usually use a powder or bead balancing solution
source: I run a tire dealership
>>711834296
I saw that episode of mythbusters to.
>>711836073
I think they work. I almost hit several deer so I put some on my car and now any deer I see are running away from the road. I never see one standing in the road or even facing the road anymore.
Placement is key. If you place them wrong they wont work. Lots of people are dumb as fuck and don't understand aerodynamics. They might be placed where the air is flowing 90 degrees to how the person placed the whistle.
>>711833553
Are u really this stupid?
Never seen a gun shoot bullets sideways.
>>711836432
Square tube exhaust? Wtf? Also, why do I kind of like the look of that..
>>711836493
pic related works 500x better
>>711836493
It doesn't matter where you put them where I live, the deer around here give zero fucks about your vehicle barreling down the road at 60 mph until the last second. Usually they run off to one side then decide they went the wrong way and run back right into your car.
>>711829421
Think you accidentally posted from your Trap folder mate.
>>711835754
I'm a rocket scientist doctor and I declare it is possible.
>>711836432
>>711836567
yeah, kinda different right
>>711835637
>captain of the local police force
>not a moron
Reliable BMWs are reliable.
>>711833410
driving instructor's brake pedal. It's on the passenger's side of the car.
>>711834428
10/10 for ingenuity
>>711836815
>>711836815
He might not be Einstein, but he still has 100X the experience with guns most people have.
Although the most likely scenario is that he got distracted and put the powder in that cartridge twice.
>>711836991
no, look at it, the gas pedal is there, retard customer put floor mat over it
>>711836071
VW and Audi coolant is blue
>>711833836
How does that even happen when drilling? Fucking chinese half metal-half rubber drill bits?
>>711836814
Hahahahahaha dafuq
>>711837274
100% insta brakes
not to be used on the highway
>>711837391
Ani-freeze ffs.
>>711835754
No it's not.
Sauce: me.
Been an armourer / gunsmith for 15 years.
>>711837391
This
>>711837559
anti ffs
>>711836400
Correct
>>711837391
clearly a ferd vehicle tho
>>711836690
>accidentally
>>711837866
i wonder how that ended
>>711837862
And you can tell how?
>>711837300
>how to make a 4 cylinder out of a 6 cylinder
>>711833999
>wasting trips on posting a thumbnail
>>711837300
So somebody just welded on half an engine block (or at least the shell of the block) to make it look like their car was a inline 6 from the outside?
>>711834930
>>711829894
It's a mattress around the drive shaft
>>711837866
can I see the after picture?
>>711837862
point taken
>>711838047
Pretty quickly I'd imagine
>>711837866
>>711838047
If it was silicone insulated wire it can probably take the heat just fine. Silicone can take 500 F no problem. Doesn't discolor or anything. But most wire is PVC or rubber insulated.
>>711838010
Piston rings mounted upside down on a 70ccm 2stroke cylinder.
>Too lean fuel mixture
>>711838092
looks like it. The exhaust is weled too so but its so obvious i cant immagine anyone falling for that or at least not asking why the block is hels together with 3 screws and strips of metal
>>711826024
Glorious thread, OP. Thank you
>>711826024
"It only started making a noise a couple days ago"
>>711838313
Never mind I didn't notice it was on the drive shaft too...
>>711838313
you know that black metal pipe moves, very fast.
>>711838078
work on cars for a living, not too difficult to differentiate under hood looks
>>711833836
I have seen this on wood drills. So shitty.
>>711838092
No I believe something happened to those other two cylinders (it looks like it was a six to begin with) and they decided to just remove them alltogether as to not waste the fuel that would still be going into the cylinders
>>711838708
I've snapped plenty of bits in my day but never seen one bend like that. But I don't buy cheap shit either.
>>711837300
>SOHC
>>711838800
I hope you are joking, because no.
>>711838800
its poorly welded and parts are missing.
>>711839099
That's impressive if it actually held and could drive.
what was left of my tire after it exploded
>>711839335
>>711827861
I've never personally seen a ford oil pump fail like this. Even on blown 2v/4v's.
>>711839302
>motorized wood on stone fire making xtreme
>>711828988
>tyre
>$
Wat?
>>711836419
BMW final drive failure. Was somewhat common on certain motorcycles. Some were known to heat up so much it set the oil in the final drive on fire.
>>711839335
that's pretty normal for a highway speed blowout. Luckily I have only gotten flats at like 30 mph or where I just come out to my car in the morning and its sitting on the rim because it slowly drained air all night from the puncture. Never had a high speed blowout yet.
>>711839335
>>711839382
>>711828546
when matresses attack
>>711839335
Good for a year tires are garbage, with the exception of the Wranger Duratrac and MTRs.
>>711836716
fuck that
>>711839386
>>711839386
Is that a water pump?
>>711837866
>>711839386
that water pump be done son
>>711839530
last time i saw something like that a fronttire of a sprinter blew and he slid exactly where the guardrails emerge from earth to normal heigh. he slid onto the rails and was stuck there.
>>711839674
>was
>>711838291
>Chevy engines
>>711839674
It was. Now it's a razor blade.
>>711839530
i was going 50 at the time, actually pretty lucky it didn't fuck my rim up.
>>711839335
it was my spare and had been under my truck for at least 5 years at the time. was already starting to dry rot, only ended up using that specific tire for like 3 weeks before it went pop, which wasn't really a surprise to be honest, i just needed it to work for another week after that so i could get finish getting my new set.
>>711828119
wow, im assuming it's from a ship. the pressure it was under ...
>>711839847
>cut the water so its in fine pieces and more watery
>>711840002
should have used a smaller c clamp
>>711839974
>>711839573
bottom one was meant for you, also im not really a vehicle buff, im an electronic junky for the most part. i just buy what my uncle tells me is good, hes been a mechanic for 45 years so i figure is words better than anything i could look up.
>>711839144
Even so why got to all the trouble?
>>711840215
Seriously dont know. Tech autism
>>711836617
This is normal for GS1200's. Their frames are meant for delicate riding on velvetty roads, despite their looks.
>>711836660
i have a fever. and the only cure is more cowbell
>>711840412
and yes I know its not a gs1200
>>711828046
He likes it FIRM
>>711839573
How about the triple tred? One of the best tires
>>711840200
Don't sweat it, I get paid to shit on Goodyear and shill out Michelin products. That said, Goodyear used to be good stuff, but now is actual trash.
Your uncle is living in the past.
>>711839838
>DOHC
Did chev make these I thought the majority of thier V8s were pushrods only
>>711828546
Crash the fence like in a movie, they said
Oh no, thread is going to die :(
>>711840664
Their northstar line up is DOHC. But it never worked the way they wanted, so they went back to their LS layout.
>>711840539
Assurance Tripletread is okay only because of its triangular directional tread pattern.
>>711828886
rekt
>>711837485
>>711830158
That poor Starion
>>711826733
this isn't a rekt thread
>>711840282
Accelerates
>draws open and hit passanger in the knees
>>711833159
Noted
>>711834452
That's what happens if you can stick your finger in the barrel before someone can shoot you.
>>711840648
all good, what i have on there now are grabber 235/70R16's honestly i want to go a little bigger so i don't have to crouch down to climb in. i drive an 03 silverado.
>>711841204
took a long time, but it was worth the wait.
>>711840821
What models were they in?
>>711829182
its reversed
>>711841132
...
>>711826024
>Tech rekt, lets go /b/ois
You ain't can't read good does you?
>>711834013
did that laying rubber in my 77 sierra classic
>>711841204
it always worked for bugs bunny
>>711833682
Looks like he broke a couple of trannies
>>711834863
Is that next to the exhaust?
>>711841132
yes it is.
