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Unexplainable things like this..

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Unexplainable things like this..
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>>711823657
Someone bit soap.
>>711823843
Someone bit gum wrong way.

/explanation.
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>>711824468
Your my hero
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>>711824468
explain these dubs
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>>711824799
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>>711824737
>niggers
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>>711824639
>Your
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>>711824468
Nice dubs m8

THIS IS NOW YLYL THREAD
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>>711823657
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>>711823843
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
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>>711824799
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>>711824915
It was a panther that ate the kid. True story.
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>>711823657
>I've done this

Don't ask me why.
I just... went for it.
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>>711825146

I shot a rabbit with a 12 guage slug once. All that was left was his head with some guts attached to his neck
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>>711825161
chill m8
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>>711824963
This thread has too few nanners for a YLYL thread -- this is now a thread for Very Old Memes.
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>>711825161
triggered much?
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>>711823657
Someone took a bite of the soap. Probably to impress someone how "crazy" he is.
>>711824737
Nigger took a baby.
>>711824799
Using addons.
>>711825019
Actor.
>>711825031
Photoshopped.
>>711825057
Poorly cared for pig. Looks starving. Ballsack too big, most likely a hydrocele.
>>711825146
Some guy shot a chicken.
>>711825101
Photobombing.
>>711825155
I dont get that one.
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>>711825333
check out those trips
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>>711825558
A MASTER IS OUT
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>>711825619
mein neger
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>>711825279
So yeah, niggers
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>>711825155
>chopping chickens and hacking hillary
russian multitasking!
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>>711825597
did deku say somebody? 'Cause I thought i said somebody heard deku!
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>>711825798
how the fuck is Bueno Excellente unexplainable?
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Fears of /b/
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>>711823657
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>>711825948
Try to keep up...
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Explain these trips
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>>711824737
Is this the "refugees" in Germany?

>yfw they literally climbing in yo windows and snatching yo people up

Stay #woke
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>>711826042
What if he wants to keep down?
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>>711826295
This happens
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hi
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>>711826011
this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
>wut do?
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>>711826609
She's actually cute and has a nice ass
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>>711826696
He's the type of guy in an elementary math class's homework. Tyrone buys 8 watermelon and gives away 10 % of them, how disappointed is he in himself by the end of the night?
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>>711826159
underage
>explained
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>>711823657
it happen to me once.. i kept dropping the soap by accident so i got angry and bit that fucker for been too slippery.
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>>711824799
Sick dubs bro
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>>711826714
Laugh at him for trying to slap thin air.
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>>711826992
No one ask to explain you.
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>>711826609
I improved that. You're welcome.
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>>711826769
Kinda explains itself doesn't it?
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>>711826714
break his le- oh...
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>>711825438
autistic
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>>711824799
check'd ma nigga
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>>711826295
>metal
>diamonds
Wit diamonds aren't a metal dipshit
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>>711827106
im sorry i got that wrong
underaged nigger
>explained
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>>711827239
Mmmm. I didnt post it, but i love it.

So obvious whats going on and what they are going to do later.
Plus ,girl on the left thinks he is a disgusting pig. Look at her face. Still gonna do him though.
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>>711827352
You are still just explaining yourself
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Explain the word "The" anons
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>>711825161
phew.. I wouldnt like to get that phone bill....
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>>711826714
>partial arts
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>>711827534
A conjunction. Fuck you
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>>711827657
my sides
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>>711825824
I really really cant explain this image
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>>711827657
Kek
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>>711828381
Fuck... that dude shoulda kept trying... I would made that shit my screensaver if he got it right
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>>711827367
implying its a girl not a trap
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>>711824468
>>711825438

Are more like descriptions of the events rather than things that can be explained. For to shitpost an explanation you must first invent the universe.
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>>711827367
>girl
>her
>she
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>>711825806
One creative son of a bitch
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>>711823657
Trump supporter.
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>>711825705
Underrated post

Also, explain this
>pic related
How does one stretch his cheeks?
Like, how is it possible?
And the dude seems to have good teeth.
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>>711827324
b8
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>>711827657
Underrated post
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>>711825619
LOL WUT
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>>711830108
Making a hole in a cheek is not a problem. Its a very bad idea though. He would be constantly drooling and his gums and teeth would dry out which is very bad for them.

Most likely, that is a costume.
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>>711826714
slap her again
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>>711830462
hes very real
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315092/The-man-suck-lollipops-cheeks-soup-leaks-Extreme-body-artist-11-huge-flesh-tunnels-face-planning-make-bigger.html

his name is joel miggler
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>>711830665
This is armature as fuck. They have at least 4 major circulation points cut off , this woman will be lucky if there is no nerve damage in her hands and shoulders. FFS this is why fucking plebs shouldn't be allowed to bdsm.
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>>711830462
It's not a costume apparently, I found another pic and dude is into pretty gnarly body mods...
>friggin chest piercings
I just can't think of a practical way to get the "Kakihara" cheek piercing.
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>>711830119
Diamonds arent metal dipshit
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>>711830950
Heh. He's got a cork in his cheek to stop it leaking!
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>>711823657

"unexlplainable"

idk thats pretty easily explainable bro. someone took a bite out of the soap
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>>711826143
no, it's just black child rapist.
blacks are not refugees bruh
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>>711823657
Explain this one please
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>>711831592
furry
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>>711824737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpcpLAzD2Xs&app=desktop
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>>711831712
>Explain this one please
Donald Trump selects a new wife.
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>>711826609
Khaleesi?
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>>711826714
Don't make fun of this guy too much. Liberals might try to make him the new president
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>>711830948
But anon that is human powered, there isn't an electric motor in that pic.
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>>711826769
that's hot
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>>711825161
I havent seen that pasta in ages
Topkek
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>>711830876
>miggler

ha
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>>711831712
pedophile liberals

probably a jewish artist
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>>711826769
Sculpamine is fucking scary
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>>711825161
Damn you're putting a lot of effort into shitposting
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>>711831145
ugh fine, it's an old meme
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>>711831922
Trump isn't Muslim or Jewish so no.
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>>711826769
those dudes look pissed off
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>>711831592
Truly the stuff of nightmares.
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>>711832751
99.9% of artists are extreme liberals. get your head out of your ass
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>>711830876

checking link ...

>body artist
>artist
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>>711826714
Mong fu?
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>>711832951
100% of your posts are retarded.
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>>711830108

>3 holes
>3 holes
>3 green texts
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>>711832580
Oooooooh! Is thats whats going on?

Thats great! Everyone should be exposed to scopolamine and have their bank account emptied at least once.
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>>711832777
Checked
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>>711833076
stop being butthurt juden. you lost
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>>711832751
the goyim know!
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>>711832991
What's the problem with that?
It is art, and this dude is using his body as his base.
Honestly he probably gets way more pussy than the average /b/tard, even (or thanks to) these body mods.

It's original, I like it. And with his reputation as a piercing artist, he is set for life, could find a job in the most prestigious tattoo artist parlors
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>>711833683
Jewish moms are disgusting. please never post that again.
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>>711833306
No you lost, the game.
>>711833719
Go be stupid faggot somewhere else
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>>711824882
THE DUBS DOUBLED THEMSELVES!
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>>711833961
better but that's a fag.
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>>711825835
get out
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>>711833728

IMO this has nothing to do with art.

About pussy thing, you are right I guess.

I do not care that much about what he will achieve or what he won't. It's his life. I just don't find it any relation to art with this 'upgrades'.

Scary pic you got there.
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>>711823657
Explanation: What the soap looks like after I get ass-fucked in the shower with no lube.
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>>711833177
Damn, his upper cheeks piercings look infected, all red and not-healthy-looking.
Dude should take a break before he looks like his idole ZigZag aka the human catfish
Or a friggin Titan
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>>711825310
Why tho?
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>>711833919
how is your autism treating you?
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>>711825155
russias elite counter strike academy is unorthodox, but it get's results
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>>711834353
I am fine not having autism. How is your stupid treating you?
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>>711826769
this makes me think of the anon who post a green text about being kidnapped by ladyboys
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>>711834299

Yeah, a break would do him well.

Kek'd from that shoop.

Also nice dubs.
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>>711825438
>addons
?
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>>711826714
>blackbelt
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>>711823657
Ever seen that movie about the vagina with teeth. Someone tried to wash it
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>>711835331
it's called 'Teeth'
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>>711835324
You got issues man
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>>711830368

we have that toy... and that looks like my desk chair... i think that might be my mother
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>>711823657
Someone tossed a salad for the first time. Easy.
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>>711832716
This is a fucking dumb practice.

There was a rabbi in New York or someplace that gave like 30 kids herpes doing this.
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>>711824737
When giant spiders attack...
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>>711835816
why do you think people hate jews?

they literally get away with sucking baby cock
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>>711832282
yeah if trump can be president, anyone can
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>>711836052
LUL except hilary LUL
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>>711835977
Not only that.

He started by mutilating the boy with a ceremonial knife. Then he proceeds to both abuse the boy sexually and drinking his blood.

The symbolism is undeniable. Personally, i wouldnt be surprised if this blood ritual is what gives a rabbi his powers.
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>>711835494
yea I do. it's not bad.
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>>711836317
OH SHIT!!!
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>>711824799
Holy shit. Fucking checked m8
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>>711836837
Gotta love foreign doctors. To be fair, i cant speak paki either.
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