Celebs who are most likely still virgins thread
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Celebs who are most likely still virgins thread
>>711806255
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>711806255
You're kidding, right??
>>711806255
yeah, no fuckin way
>>711806255
Nigga she was stuffed with cock before the age of 15
>>711806605
nice pasta
>>711806255
Didn't a bunch of niggers pull a train on her at USC, wish there was video. Even better if it was when she was in school of rock
>>711806255
She probably fingers herself while imagining men humiliating her sexually.
Dirty Dan confirmed best celebrity.
lol If you think any girl over 13 is a virgin, famous or not.
>>711808209
Remember how bad you wanted to fuck at 12 years old? Now imagine you're a girl so you reached sexual maturity sooner, and you can get laid whenever you want. Yeah.
>>711806961
you're lying to yourself
>>711809666
Name?
>>711807266
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider
>>711808785
women peak sexually later in life, you dumbshit. men reach theirs around 18, women reach theirs around 30. educate yourself before you open your cocksucker.
>>711809945
Google Image Search
>>711810042
>my ribs have left the building
>>711810112
Nobody's talking about sexual peak. Are you drunk or baiting?
>>711810112
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Oh, wait, you ACTUALLY believe that!
>>711809666
Who is this
>>711810112
kek
>>711807716
I doubt it.
>>711810112
>be this person
>37
>masturbating since 12
>foreveralone.gif
>reaches these conclusions
>all on his own
bravo anon, bravo. won't be long before you plan your own 'day of redemption'.
>>711806605
OP here. lol'd so hard, dude. Great pasta!!
>>711810224
Yeah... people think that because women pretend they aren't actually horny so they can trade sex for things.
Then when they hit 30 and nobody wants them anymore they start pursuing for the first time in their life and instead of admitting that nobody wants them anymore they say their interest in sex peaks at that time.
30 is so fucking late to be having kids, it's beyond retarded. Evolution would never result in that.
lol
>>711806961
God she looks awful now.
>>711807055
>Didn't a bunch of niggers pull a train on her at USC
That's just a meme. She is very lowkey at campus actually.
>>711806255
>Thinking any kid star who is old enough to walk hasnt been fucked by some pedo trash.
What workd do you live in anon.
>>711810425
This!
>>711810177
That's a weird name to have.
>>711810112
Peak sexuality is a myth. You are so fucking stupid it makes me hurt. No more internet for you, since you won't use it to learn.
>>711810224
sound like a married man. just because your wife isn't fucking you, doesn't mean she isn't fucking. you're just a cuck.
>>711810531
>She is very lowkey at campus actually.
Oh I didn't realize one of her classmates browsed /b/ what's she like?
>>711808559
>SJW
She is gettig none later in life with her attitude.
>>711807055
>She has been passed around at USC basket team at her freshman. One legendary party, I tell you what. The team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol, coke and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share. She's notorious in her group for wanting every occupational area occupied. If something isn't in her mouth, her pussy, her ass, her tits aren't being fondled, her hair pulled, etc. she isn't as satisfied as she could be. I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I heard she performed admirably. They called her “The Ghost” because when it was over she was bone-white all over.
>>711810612
No, you mistake me, there is no such thing as "peak sexuality".
The sex drive doesn't rise or diminish over time.
That you beleive that shows that you're a virgin.
Now what does peak is experience and confidence. That makes a difference for women. Significantly.
I'm not a cuck, I'm just not stupid. But it's pretty clear that *you* are a virgin.
>>711810792
Except she'll get plenty, she's attractive and a young celeb she's going to be fine. I doubt cause some neckbeard on 4chan doesn't like her viewpoints it's gonna hinder her own sexual activity.
>>711811011
>neckbeard
had a shave this morning.
>>711810505
Guy in the background agrees
>>711811210
/tv/ made a shit ton of shops with that guy and chloe
>>711807716
Those chokers are like the black belt of sucking dick, bro.
>>711806255
The USC handegg team fucked her good
>>711811630
Lol.
>>711811602
Story of it?
>>711809945
>>711810267
francesca capaldi
>>711811630
ha!!
>>711806255
>virgins
Didn't Michael Jackson have kids?
>>711811581
this image for ants??
>>711807266
Fucking Dan killed her soul. She was such a cutie in her prime. She looks so old now.
>>711810995
kek
>>711812211
for shaves
>>711811602
>The USC handegg team fucked her good
pls be true
>>711812511
who is that semen demon
>>711812950
that's katelyn nacon
>>711813045
damn... any nudes?
>>711807266
Maybe I'm too empathic but, all jokes about how Dan Schneider is an abhorrent pedophile aside, sometimes I wonder about that poor young girls. It pains me to think that, behind the hilarity of this shitposting lies a poor, young girl wanting to be a star who really never had a chance. She's probably been passed around from monster to monster and degraded in each and every one of her holes. She never knew the chance to explore her childhood and do things that other children regularly do. Instead, sick fuckers like Dan used her over and over again for their sadistic, sexual pleasure. Some day, a real rain will wash people like Schneider and his 4chan worshipers off of the streets.
>>711806255
>>711813195
fraid not
Camren Bicondova
>>711806255
There are stories of the show iCarly. You had to knock on doors because if you didn't every time you would open a door there were people having sex there. There were people having sex everywhere and anywhere
>>711806605
I could have sworn this pasta used to say "called Pizza Hut".
>>711806255
no way... icarly loves huge nigga dicks a little too much
>>711813847
how do you know?
>>711812894
I thought Moot hit that.
>>711813577
she's really cute, I just wish her eyes weren't so fucking far apart
makes her look like an alien
>>711813847
>There are stories of the show iCarly
go on, for science
>>711806605
this never fails to crack me up as soon as I get to >emailed moot
>>711814065
just look at her stomach instead
Yeah
>>711811410
Did you just come up with that joke?
Enjoy this gold, kind sir.
>>711806961
his face says it all
>>711806605
Called your mom
>>711810990
So.... USC you say huh? I'm a, I'm gonna go make a couple phone calls...
>>711814075
>>711813912
You niggas is thirsty. Just use your imagination and everything you want to happen to Miranda will happen...faggots.
>>711814248
>check out my no ass fampai
>>711814297
>joke
>>711814065
Is probaby fetal alcohol syndrome
> post pictures of mature, alright looking celebs
> "probably virigins"
probably technically a virgin
>>711806884
>underrated post
>>711815406
>technically
spotted the virgin
>>711815406
nah I banged her
>>711815406
no a frend of my cousin said he fucked her back in the day but he did say she barely get wet and just lay there like a log lol
>>711815406
She's not a goldstar
>>711815641
in toronto when they were at there frends house at a party lol
>>711811630
Looks familiar.. anyone got link for this beauty? Also she might be a virgin but something about that smirk says she's hiding something
Peace
>>711815161
Damn, beat me.
>>711811581
Dumbass she was with with fag that had the dumb hair im sure he dunked it in
>>711815537
Your father hasn't explained to you about lesbians yet?
I hope.
>>711815778
Not unless he is really a she.
>>711815863
>>711815872
Kek. As if.
>>711811581
Got to be kidding....
>>711815330
yeah, actually no
>>711815306
>Implying anyone aside from unfuckable tumblr sjws are actually asexual
>>711814678
>I'm gonna go make a couple phone calls...
waiting for news lol
>>711806255
Schneider and Jack Black hit that in 03 when she was on School Of Rock, bud.
>>711806961
>>711806255
>tfw you will never be a chad
;_;
she's saving herself for me
>>711815641
dats cuz she ghey
she like the slimey jinyah
>>711811630
>>711816091
>>711806884
>Celebs
>>711806255
You know, Dan happens....
>>711815406
Since she's come out as a lesbian, she's been pretty notorious for fingerblasting and sleeping around with basically any lesbian floozy at clubs.
>>711812511
im pretty sure Coral has hit it already
lots of dead time between shoots
>>711815751
You're kidding, right?
>>711806255
Hello gooker
>>711815330
She's so fucking gross lol
>>711814678
If you can, you better ask at the pike fraternity. Word is she loves massive cumbaths.
a cute should wouldnt into naughty stuff
>>711816391
You could still steal her used panties out of her dorm room
>>711806255
She has DSLs for days.
>>711817358
Now that's sad.
bump
>>711807266
Luckiest man in the world.
>>711816391
friendly reminder, /b/tards
>"KIKI! Have you had sex yet?"
>>711806255
Lmao. Op youre the virgin, fam.
>>711809666
Satanic Trips
>>711818963
shitty photoshop
>>711818570
I can pass that height, but man..that lucky son of a bitch. I hope he finish in her asshole.
>>711810112
Oh my god, How pathetic are you that you reach conclusions like these.
>>711806961
Why isn't that Mexican a meme yet?
>>711816271
kek
>>711816271
>that filename
>that background drawing
We need more pictures like this!
>>711806884
>Literally who
>>711810112
What do you mean by 'peak?'
>>711806884
LOL
>>711819619
Lol. Even he don't know, fam.
>>711819311
No doubt he fucked all icarly holes whatever he wanted. Lucky son of a bitch indeed.
>>711818959
>>Uummmm....
>>711814678
interesting
School of COCK. Dans cock to be specific
>>711820701
Naw. She's been banged.
>>711817039
Nah she's hot just want to know if she has nudes
>>711816439
Where is she nowadays? Her youtubes been dead for years now, any news? Fuck is she doin?
>>711821029
kek
>>711821717
search her up
she has a website and twitter and insta, an AMA from two years ago, an IMDB listing...
>>711818963
