Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711784510
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
doot or whatever
Not a virgin look at all these babes I just plowed
Claim
here we go again
claimed
>>711800663
I love Flux earlier works so much, I Can't Stop is super addictive and I love the sharp basslines he does. Gonna be playing vidya now, see ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx2nH2RJEAA
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
>>711801233
Have fun.
I should be sleeping soon but fuck that.
kind-of here.
When both your 8am and 9:30am classes are cancelled but you don't find out until you're already on campus
>"oh, my 8am is cancelled? I'll just go get some food in the meantime before my 9:30"
>get to 9:30 class
>it's also cancelled
JUST
>>711801082
I wish I had the Balls to make my room look like that
>>711801410
I don't even have the balls to use an anime profile picture on steam lol.
>>711801082
Look at this stalker browsing weeb threads and calling out others for being a weeb. This fucking underage KV is unbelieveable. What are you fucking doing in these threads anyway faggot?
What about that rotweiler threat you used earlier mr tiny dick?
How much allowance do you get per week? 2-3 dicks from dad?
>>711801393
Hi Adice
>>711801368
No email or other kind of alert?
>>711801669
Oh yeah, didn't notice.
>>711801669
Also trance?
Cool.
>>711801082
>>711800504
>I'd beat the fuck out of you and let my Rottweiler rip them to shreds
Needs to use his complexion dick dog cuz he can't fight himself. You're that kind of dude with just words, no action, runs as fast your enemy shows up.
Get leukemia and die asap faggot, your dad doesn't love you anyway, and your moms a whore outside 7/11 sucking dick.
>>711800908
Remake the game, power went out and doesnt seem to come back.
>>711801708
Nope, not a thing. I have the same professor for both courses, so I would have THOUGHT he would post something, but nope.
>>711801989
No shit, we already did.
>>711802004
Yo that fucking sucks
>butt hurt virgins defending their semen encrusted body pillows
These threads are the closest thing you autists will ever have to a sex life. Look how frustrated you're getting
>>711802004
Quality proffesor there
>>711802021
Life without electricity is suffering. GL.
>>711802163
Btw that's a girl taking off her panties, something you neckbeards have never seen nor ever will
>>711802068
Yep. That's an extra 4 hours of sleep I could have gotten...
>>711802205
He's actually my favorite professor, but he goes to a lot of conferences and I guess forgets to let us know of stuff like that.
Virginity: the thread
>>711802163
The way I see it, I just dont understand why you are judging. Obviously you have some spare time on your hands to be going to threads you dont like and hating on the people in them. People naturally like to find communities, and that is all this is. Like i know this is "4chan" and whatever, but I just dont see how any rude comments are necessary. its the same thing when people shitpost in /fur threads... its like why are you wasting your time? idk man thats just my opinion
>>711802163
>>711802321
Speaking with self realization? Stereotyping weebs and browses weeb threads himself, what a fucking KV hypocrite faggot, kys.
>muh body pillows!
Why must the other image.fuck be so rude.
I hope we both die lol.
>I fucked 14 body pillows not a virgin you casual
>>711802447
This guy gets it
The dude shitposting calling out other weebs doesn't have a life, so hes taking it out on others.
It losers like him with no hobbies or ambitions you see suicide letters from.
>I fuck a new body pillow every day kid get on my level
>>711802531
i hope you live
>>711802572
I agree, he could at least not be so rude :(
This is my s a f e s p a c e
>>711802596
>>711802533
>>711802456
>>711802421
Hes gone full butthurt mode, my comment about his complexion rotweiler dog made him rage I guess.
kys faggot
>>711802572
Yeah it's not the insanely ugly/fat loners who inhabit these virginity festivals who are too autistic to just get a gf so they pretend to be married to a cartoon character
>just jacked off all over one of my body pillows shit was so cash
>>711802633
Why did sachi go to prison?
>>711802633
Ye so do my parents but idk why I'm even alive
>>711802356
I guess that's fair enough. Still a bit frustrating. So we're those all your classes for today?
Dude do I look like an autistic virgin to you? Then why is this hot babe laying on me right now? Fuckin KV casual kid kek
>>711802703
I know I am not a Men's warehouse model, but i dont think I look that bad man, I <3 stereotyping.
>>711802788
Yep, now I have like 4 hours to kill before work later.
I fucked 25-30 body pillows casual, you'll never be this alpha
>>711802921
Average Waifu claimer
>>711802854
faggot can'æt even style his hair, got acne, if thats you, kys KV
You won't get acceptance in this thread with your shitposting, are you compensating for the lack of acceptance from your mom and dad for being a failure faggot?
>>711802921
>kek
>>711802859
Sounds like it's time for a nap or vidya. Or you could be responsible and study or some gay shit like that
>>711802981
call that a roast bro? hit me
カラミチーマス
>>711802981
You could never pull this many body pillows kid, I have 14 waiting for me on my bed, stiff as a board from all of my cum absorbed in them
>>711803049
No, your dad already does that job for me.
>>711803045
I'm thinking study. I have a lot of projects to work on
>>711803088
well shit i guess ill go kill myself then lol
>>711803162
me too
>>711803133
truth im pretty far into that essay tbh also dis me
>>711802854
Shit posters really are killing our threads :(
>>711803473
Not really, If I wasn't busy I could keep a conversation going with all that shitposting in the background. I am quite used to it.
>>711803473
Truuu fam, totally the combined effort of one cunt is the reason lol tru Truuuuuuu tru
:(((((:((:((:(((((:((:::::
Shitposters are really killing our threads
>>711803266
Nice, how long does it need to be?
3-4 pages. its a rough draft tho so thats nice... but its due at 3:30 today
>>711803977
me too
>>711804120
Do what I do: 3 full pages, then like a sentence on page 4
>>711804646
Font size 72
WE
WUZ
KANGS
>>711804781
Why stop at 72? Use the biggest font allowed by Word!
>>711804988
128?
Shitposters are really killing our threads
Virgin with 14 body pillows ran off the get his adult diaper changed and cry to his mom about big bad bullies on the Internet threatening his cotton-stuffed pillow wives
>>711805043
Nah, you can manually set the font size to 1638
>>711805144
When she said hi cumming dad im cumming hu she truuu
>>711805291
I want to make the worlds biggest W E W
Shitposters are really killing our threads
Hey guys, I'm back
I made a really bad mess all over my buzz lightyear bedsheets last night my diaper overfilled and some even got on my body pillow, mom changed me and cleaned it up while i watched anime but she said I can't have tendie time until 3 o'clock! Oh well I still have 13 other body pillows to keep me busy
>>711805523
I just checked to see how many pages that would require. Word says 3 total, but there's no way it's that few. The letters clip off the side of the pages.
>>711803977
Graf was pretty likable, unlike the rest of those.
>>711805893
Besterest friend
>>711805912
Ruri
>>711805883
Cute
Shitposters are really killing our threads
>>711806228
Hey hey hey! How's it going?
>>711806276
Good gotta go to work in a half hour but I have LTE and about 4gs ~
![Syndra [304].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fXoe0Xl.jpg "Syndra [304].jpg")
>>711806636
Hey Syndra c:
>>711806426
Aw, at least you get to hang here for a few. I had both my classes cancelled today and I didn't know about it until I was on campus
Shitposters are really killing our threads
here
>>711806763
Ain't that how it be in college lol ;)
We'll have a good day friend I can post at work now when I'm not busy ok c:
> roughly busy around 40% of the time lol
>>711806228
Hey hey.
>>>/c/2761625
>>711806636
I could be completely wrong, but does your 'circle' consist mainly of old botes that don't really come by anymore?
You know, Taihou/Kongou/Tsuzu...
>>711807035
Aw, well, I'll try to be around at work too. I make no promises
How dead is today's thread?
>>711807810
Pretty
>>711807321
Whatcha doin?
> listening to riff raft and driving to work rn
>>711807597
Cool ^-^
>>711807810
yes
>>711807810
Wew Ur cute
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>711806747
Hello
>>711807321
Uhh
I do talk to to them every now and again, but not enough to really say that.
>>711807886
>driving to work rn
>posting in /waifu/
FOCUS ON DRIVING
>>711808257
RIFF
>>711808227
You been well?
>>711807880
Damn
How've you been Yuuki? Still in Athens?
>>711807909
O
>>711807974
Thanks my dude
I like your waifu too
Good shit right there
>>711808703
Nyan
>>711808703
Not at the moment. I'm in dahlonega at school. I'll be in Athens next for for Thanksgiving though.
![Syndra [296].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jMPpkNx.jpg "Syndra [296].jpg")
>>711808420
I guess
>>711808833
Pasu
What's up Sachi?
>>711809046
Even closer, I see
I'm still in Woodstock
>>711809734
>>711809734
Yep. Have you gotten any of this smoke from the fires over there? It's been pretty bad over here
essay is shit... but its a rough draft, and its done at least... :)
hows it hangin guys?
>>711811069
A shit rough draft is still a completed rough draft. I'm messing around in the Vale Hemmer Editor for making maps.
>>711811069
I am doing fine.
>>711811176
TRUTH
>>711811195
great!
Anybody here play Rocket League?
>>711811407
Not me. I am gonna play some Warhammer40k now.
>>711811069
Doing fine, just having a slow, easy day at work
How are you, top snek?
>>711809871
Oh yeah
Especially the last couple days, looked like someone was having a bonfire nearby except it was everywhere
>>711809786
Fucking got me wow
When did you learn to write so nice
>>711811407
All the time! One of my favorite games. I'm on PC
>>711811526
Yesterday was really weird. I got home around 3pm and everything looked fine, then around 4pm I couldn't even see the sky through the smoke. It's unreal how bad it's gotten.
>>711811407
Rocket meme
Waking up at 4am is not fun.
>>711811526
im doing pretty good i got class at 12:30 but im chillin, Just finished some work so thats nice...
>>711811656
Same, pc. u got steam?
QOTT: how many real friends do you have outside of waifu?
>>711813307
I hate waking up and realising that I've woken up
>>711813358
I do, wanna add me? I occasionally play with some others from here
>>711813502
Give or take, about 16.
>>711813611
That's not good.
Why is that?
>>711813502
A fair amount. Counting best friends: 4
>>711813307
Don't do that my dude
>>711813358
Nice, nice. What time is it where you are?
I've only got class on Mondays and Wednesdays, so that's alright.
>>711811656
Yeah, it was that bad yesterday when I went on lunch break around 1.
>>711813502
1 close friend
Several others I see less often
>>711813792
absolutly
If you search Tyler Sullens, it should come up with me... my user name should be
Seascape | Tyler
>>711813307
being the toppest of tiers must be fun though
>>711813502
like 4-6 i guess
>>711814034
Seems to be fine now where I am, but who knows. I honestly can't remember the last time it rained here, everything is so dry, no wonder everything is on fire lol.
>>711814041
Found you, you should have gotten a request from stewie574
>>711813936
whoa that's crazy a lot :o
>>711813998
>>711814243
that's a nice amount, I don't like talking to a lot of people
>>711814034
making friends is hard in Wisconsin, kyle
Reiko mikami all day erryday
>>711813936
I don't know. I barely leave my bed at this point for anything other than work and classes. Things that were once fun to me just aren't anymore, no motivation I guess
>>711814252
got it....
Day of Defeat: Source
1,688 hrs on record
holy shit my man
props
>>711814252
is your real name stewie? :o
>>711814337
whats wrong with her eyes?
>>711813502
Like 10, 5 of them being a close group of friends
>>711814391
She's looking upwards, or maybe 90's aesthetic
>>711814034
You don't need to tell me not to do it, kek. I really wish I didn't.
>>711814156
I got to ask, why do you always say that? I'm actually pretty curious.
>>711814323
I guess to some people, maybe.
>>711814373
I know how you feel. Did something happen to you that made you feel like this?
>>711814385
Hahaha yeah, I'm in a clan that supports Day of Defeat: Source, among other games. Realistically though, I've played (and by that I mean ACTUALLY playing) probably 900 hours, the rest have been from me leaving the game running while I sit in spectator
>>711814391
Nope
>>711814613
What woke you up?
>>711814373
because Kirino is a top tier waifu?
>>711814373
that's depression btw
and you should try fixing it at some point (not that i do, but it is harmful)
>>711814878
what is it then? :o
>>711814580
only 90's kids remember the 90's XD
>>711814524
who is this?
>>711814965
>>711814613
>>wrong post
>>711814900
I wish I had an answer for that.
It only happens if I'm stressed, or something of the like.
>>711814965
>>711815036
Ah, well I always thought that you could have meant that. Reason I didn't 100% think so, was because not many people realize how great she is. Glad to know you know where it's at. Thank you.
>>711814878
my main car rn
>>711815412
Are you stressing over something right now? Or do you not know.
Sometimes knowing what's stressing you is half the struggle
>>711814613
Just a batch of really unlucky rolls of the dice recently and for the past 4 months or so.
>>711814965
Such a hassle
>>711815624
In the back of my mind, I could be, I can't really think of anything right now. I usually push everything down, so nothing really bothers me.
>Sometimes knowing what's stressing you is half the struggle
Oh, definitely.
>>711815886
Hah. Tell me about it. I know all about dice rolls. I swear they're rigged somehow.
>>711815416
Damn dude, I like it. Here's mine. What car is that?
>>711816380
its the Marauder. its a DLC car.
>page 10
>>711817797
Es ist aus. Der Krieg... ist verloren.
>>711802921
I used to have that dress.
>>711814323
Then leave Wisconsin, kyle
>>711814613
Are you plagued by chronic insomnia or is this a fluke?
>>711814252
That's true, but I can't complain. Just means I have to water my tree a little more often.
>>711818222
>checked
>das erste mal seit wochen, dass du mich zuerst anschreibst
>der krieg
Du bist der neue Prophet!
Spaß
>>711818222 (You) (You)
was geht
ugh I just passed out for 4 hours
being sick is a waste of time
>>711818522
Nicht so einfach, auch wenn du mittlerweile öfters mal mit Bild postest.
>Prophet
Ich hoffe nicht, ich würde gerne gewinnen.
>was geht
Man lebt. Selbst so? Recht ruhig mal wieder, wie es scheint.
>>711818658
So is life, and then you die.
>>711818446
I said in one of my previous posts that this usually happens when I'm stressed. I don't know what it is though.
I should probably go back to sleep, it's becoming daylight here.
>>711819042
That happens with me too. Do you wake up feeling nauseous?
>>711818840
that's kinda depressing
time to noose I guess
>>711818840
>Man lebt.
Das ist fast keinen Kommentar wert, fast.
>Selbst so?
Ehds un Nuden
Tag war Scheiße aber stört mich nicht so sehr.
>>711801518
>>711801410
both little cringy faggots
>>711819209
One day. It will be better on the other side.
>>711819042
It's probably because you're waifu a shit.
>>711819223
>so close
Wäre sogar der gleiche gewesen.
>keine Kommentar wert
Ich würde es auch erwähnen, falls ich sterbe.
>Tag war scheiße
Gestern war die Woche doch noch gut?
>>711819584
>Gestern war die Woche doch noch gut?
Ich hab doch auch gesagt, dass der Tag heute Scheiße war?
The lung buster
>>711819584
Eternal slumber, sounds good doesn't it?
Anyway, how are you today pantsu queen?
>>711820103
Jaja, aber ich dachte jetzt mit Trump wär es endlich so weit und es geht bergauf.
>>711820256
I heard they have free wifi in heaven.
>how
Tired, hungry, annoyed. Besides that doing good.
How about you?
![Syndra [288].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/30kPttb.jpg "Syndra [288].jpg")
>>711820093
5
>>711820210
butt
>>711820631
Still not 5.
You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
>>711821261
Welcome back. Hows the long wait going?
Post butt
>>711820572
They do? Damn, you really are trying to make me kill myself don't you?
Two of those seem fixable, eat something and nap perhaps?
Why are you annoying
>you?
still sick
>>711821443
Cold and paitent, but I'm waiting.
Got myself a quality german coat the other day, as well as a shitty "ninja" sword.
Hows it going with you?
>>711821464
>>711821261
Never seen you before, hello
>>711821499
Hey Tsun
>>711821725
Not exactly what I meant, but I'll take it.
>>711821621
I spent a month on standby where I would have to work at my brothers shop. I basically told work that if I got the call, I had to drop everything. I was a casual at the time so it was all good. It hits when you least expect it.
Just slogging along at work. Its exam time so our primary customers are now construction workers.
>>711821464
>
>>711821986
Very nice butt, thank you
>>711821853
Hey Galil, how are you today?
>>711821986
Construction workers are weird people.
>>711821853
I haven't been here for a while.
Who are you?
>>711821499
You don't get porn though, so no one's using it.
Main reason why it's free.
>Two of those seem fixable, eat something and nap perhaps?
Ate something, so that much is fixed. It's 8:40pm, so I won't be napping now, but will get to bed a bit early.
>Why are you annoying
>mfw
Oh. Okay.
Claiming
>>711823357
10/10
>>711818269
cute
>>711822270
I'm doing good, I've been real tired laty though
>>711822532
I'm Galil, my waifu is a gun.
I'm also a construction worker.
>>711823869
Well you're weir.
I like you.
Monitoring
>>711824066
Nyan
>>711824066
NO DONG NO!
>>711822893
What's the use of internet if not porn? God needs to get with the times
>8:40pm
damn I keep forgetting it is so late already, I slept pretty much the entire day
What did you eat though?
>>Why are you annoying
fuck, sometimes I make really retarded typos, sorry
I mean to ask why are you annoyed?
>>711823869
Oh that sucks, working too much?
Sleeping bad?
>>711824206
The dong ignores your desperate pleas for mercy
>>711824201
Pasu
Write me nice things in fancy script
>>711823869
Stolen
>>711824553
So close.
>>711824426
BUT Y THO?!
>>711824426
i don't write kyle
>>711824614
Because, you see
I'd fuck it
>>711824758
Who writes then
And thanks, that's just what I needed
>>711824886
the image.jpg anon that doesn't have a diaper fetish
