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Dick rate thread? Pic is mine
>>711785304
Can I give it a kiss on the tip?
>>711785304
You are a fag that wants attention from other men
>>711785390
Yes you can
>>711785304
Can I suck that for you, Sir?
>>711785304
Angle is a bit weird, but I give it 6/10.
Here's mine
>>711785304
Hot!
8.5/10
Could be more if taken from another angle
Rate mine ?
>>711785488
I really would love that. I got up early and it looks yummy :)
>>711785677
nice feet
R8 my penis please
>>711785923
Kek. I wear size 14.0s
Dicc
Rate mine?
Thread is dead
>>711786105
Beautiful cock. Would suck
Op died :|
>>711786299
Hkm 7/10 woud be more if cut
>>711785883
Well what about yours? Is it suckable?
>>711787213
welp.. I dont have one lol
>>711787370
I'm gonna put a fucking razor in your next meal
>wegotabadassoverhere.png
>>711787370
tits or gtfo
>>711787499
Why?...
>"I dont have one lol"
ITS A TRAP
>>711787370
'Cause you're a slut who can't use proper grammar.
Sorry OP..
Looks like I triggered people
>>711787823
>is girl
>goes to dick rating thread
>"Oh heavens no! I'm not here to stare at cocks and say they look, 'yummy'! What would ever make you think such a horrible thing?"
>mfw that is this situation
>>711785820
Another angle
>>711788013
Very nice 10/10. Give it here
r8 plz
>>711788013
Quite nice... 8.5/10.
>>711788124
Thats a shame
>>711788124
>>711788135
Kek
>>711788013
I would jump on it all day long like a horny bunny I am. Completely no homo, I'm straight you know.
>>711788006
?
I never said I wasn't.
>>711788124
Well I'm glad they put my cock on that site !
>>711788097
>>711788135
>>711788216
Thanks ! Any girl around want it ?
>>711788243
Ugh thats the best when they spring out like that lol..
It's lovely
>>711788106
7/10 nice and thick, an inch or 2 in length would make it really close to 10
>>711788382
>>711788135 (be me)
I ain't gay, but if I was I probably would.
>>711788243
>>711788434
Taking a shower... gonna shave... will post when I get back...
>fuck my crotch is gonna itch
>>711788382
What a success !
I am glad people like it sooo much ;)
>>711788602
>>711789003
Cute, am doubtful though
>>711785304
Rate please.
Why do I enjoy looking at dicks so much?
>>711789142
If there is some place else we could talk I could clear up your doubt lol
>>711789003
Thoughts on this ?
>>711788382
>>711788013
>>711785820
>>711789090
>>711789142
10/10 Would ride into the sunset.
>>711789281
[email protected]
Email me
Rate?
>>711789198
Hm realy nice 8/10 would be better if shaved clean
>>711789404
Nick cock, but you're too skinny. You need to bulk up.
>>711789329
I'll send you an email so you have mine <3
I hope you are still around when i get back home later lol
>>711788013
Would let impregnate/10
thoughts ?
>>711789448
I usually shave, but I've been on a cross country motorcycle trip. I haven't bothered.
>>711789297
And yours is lovely too <3
I need to stop looking at dicks right now before i go crazy lol
>>711789468
Sweet, include something for me
>>711789500
shave what? there's like nothing on there lmaoooo i've seen some jungles. yours is like.... idk what to compare it to. but nice dick
>>711789633
I'm not very hairy anywhere. Zero chest hair, none on my back. I only need to shave my face every few days. Which is nice being in the military.
So sad that some dicks dont get rated, oh well
R8
>>711789728
hijacking this thread. no more dicks. post your chest instead!!!1!
Im already regretting shaving
>>711789821
Pull your foresking back, then I'll ragte
>>711789514
Oh thank you !! Mail me too :
[email protected]
>>711789855
Sweet
>>711789476
Hahaha !
Thanks
>>711789853
Nothing special. But here you go.
>>711790342
Is man or woman? Oh wait, cannot assume gender.
>>711790458
you can, trump is the president
>>711790458
I don't even understand the question. Is it supposed to be an insult?
>>711790613
Genuine curiosity. Not a manly chest, but not really womanly either.
>>711790720
Well, since the dude in this dick rate thread liked my cock, and asked for a picture of my chest, I'll let you play Colombo.
>>711790851
Hahah, do you keep a fake plastic turd in your underwear? Literal shit/10
>>711790851
Uhh doesnt look very healthy 3/10
>>711790792
So you're a man in the military with theses muscles? I don't even work out and I'm more defined than that.
Can I please get a rate? >>711788491
>>711790971
Okay? I get paid for my brain. I'm not some dumbfuck bullet sponge.
Hey guys, I love to see cocks of all sizes. I also love to see big hairy butt holes. Please send me yours? Here's my snap chat name king.matt7 I love cocks so much. Please let me see yours. I can role play too. I want to be your bitch.
>>711791007
Sorry forgot about you but looks delicious 10/10 cant find a fault. What about mine? Im op
R8 plz
>>711791145
Nice head OP, but I would like to see it from a different angle, 8/10 otherwise
rate?
>>711791431
Yes sir will deliver later making lunch now
>>711791483
Nice thick cock 8/10
>>711791448
Could be a bit wider but otherwise pretty suckable 7/10
Can someone also rate mine? >>711789446
>>711791448
another one
>>711791834
Can i lick it off?
Defiantly hairy nasty britfag cock shit in here. 0/10. Master race American speaking.
>>711789855 (be me)
>>711792236
I'm actually American... so... yeah... you're a fuckin idiot.
>>711785677
>>711785820
>>711791431
Other angle as i promised. Thoughts?
POST BALLS TOO
ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I COULD USE A SWOLLEN BALLSACK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT ABOUT NOW
>>711792445
Your fine anon. I'm referring to the disgustingly hairy, foreskin dick cheese infested or bulbous red dick heads. Yours is the best dick in here.
>>711792607
Here ya goo
rate?
>>711785304
I can smell this through the screen.
r8 me?
Rate please!
>>711792502
Smaller than I thought it would be... but the better angle gives it a 8/10.
>>711792742
another cause I felt that was a bad pic
>>711791423
>>711788209
Rates?
>>711792887
Too big and not aesthetic at all. Wouldn't suck\10.
>>711792759
And what do you smell?
>>711793119
>what do you smell?
>>711793119
penis? what did you think i smell? Vague?
>>711793258
Cam you smell what the rock is cooking?
>>711793646
my balls, they are big and girls like the way it smacks them, most of the time that is. some girls hate big saggy balls...
im going to post a small series of my dick. from soft to hard. you will rate it and if you want more youll let me know
>>711793646
>>711793778
3/?
>>711792947
Really?
>>711793646
>>711793778
>>711793883
4/?
>>711794047
>>711792887
i think its nice bro, dont worry.. chicks love our ultra thick cocks more
>>711793646
>>711793778
>>711793883
>>711794100
5/?
>>711792887
>>711794047
got any ruler pics?
>>711794100
why's the head so damn small?
>>711792825
I really love your balls.
Came hard/10
rate me?~
>>711787370
Prove it
>>711793646
>>711793778
>>711793883
>>711794100
>>711794292
6/?
>>711794344
as if i can control that.. also i think its probably big, it just looks small cuz the rest of my dick is so thick..
heres a ruler pic you decide...
rate
>>711794292
Closest to a ruler pick
>>711794780
keep yer head up anon.. its looks just fine that last guy was an asshole... lol "too big"
as if thats a thing
There just aren't enough videos of guys cumming towards the camera lens.
>>711785820
>>711792502
Yeah 8.5
Rate this?~
>>711794602
Nice ass
Am I small?
IM BAAAAAAACK
No feet this time though
>>711795067
Yes, next question
>>711795067
Comparable item?
>>711795028
Looks delicious.
>>711795181
just took this
About 17 cm, I think...
I'm having some trouble getting my dick as hard as in pic related nowadays. I'm addicted to porn and masturbation in general. How do I get my libido back guys..? Is there any natural way to get my dick bigger? Like jelqing?
>>711785304
fuck my throat/10
>>711795634
I'd say just at average. I come in at 7.8 in, but that's not really much to brag about.
>>711795895
Eggs without antibiotics in them (store bought ones have them). I mostly (meaning 75% of my diet) eat eggs that my own personal chickens make, and I can get a full hard-on in under a minute.
>>711795895
Best solution to your problem is to get some taco..
All that jerking off isnt treating you well, your dick is now used to all that friction you hands can provide, but a taco not. You will probably experience ED the next time you gonna fuck if you dont cut down slamming your own banana.
Step 1: Go about a week without slamming yourself, sex is allowed.
Step 2: A week has passed, you are now allowed to slam yourself every other day. The impontant thing now is that you make sure to be well lubed up, spit, salsa, lube.. anything really.. And also make sure you dont tighten your grip to much, you basically want the masturbation to feel like intercourse. Now after some time you wont have any problem getting rock hard, like a dried out tortilla.
>>711785304
I wish you knew how to properly focus your camera.
Is thread kill?
>>711796224
>>711796315
Thanks anons. I've been trying to get the porn monkey off my back but it's hard. Recently I went two weeks without it but then I fell back and started jerking it again. All of my latest fucks have been pretty shitty. Dick not getting hard/big. Feels like shit but for some reason I still jerk off.
I've been trying to only jack it once every ten days or so, without porn ofc. But I failed again this weekend. This week I'm trying again. I wanna succeed cuz I want to have sex again not just jerk off to porn. Wish me luck :3
>>711785304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4uVzkWvCf0&feature=youtu.be
>>711796860
How big is it?
>>711796860
Jerking of is fine, i do it pretty much every day. Even though I've got a gf with a high libido.. The clue is, make sure sex feels as good as or better than the masturbation. Factors here are lube, grip positioning, grip strength, pron (pron is fine). Also, if youre cut, you cant do the tortilla jerk, which is the perfect jerk, try to stimulate your ham not on the head
>>711797126
Never mind, I'm dumb.
>>711785820
>>711788013
>>711788382
>>711789090
Bump with my mail, for girls (and twink)
[email protected]
>>711797203
Thanks but I think I need to lay off the porn all together honestly, it's fucking with my brain making me unable to get a good hardon. I'll take your advice about masturbation though.
>>711796860
>>711795895
Keep it up, anon. If your dick needs some cool down, give it at least a week. Ignore your boners altogether.
Good luck, I'm hoping the best for your lovely dick.
>>711797430
>Pretending that girls go to these threads.
>Pretending that everyone else here isn't a closeted faggot.
we still doing dick rates?
>>711798080
More or less advice on how to get hard ons now...
>>711798013
I'm straight, but I'd fuck a dude in the ass if he was feminine enough. I will not take anything in my ass though, nor will I give oral to a dude.
>>711798160
I'm always late to the party
>>711798080
Fuck ! That's a big tool ! Can you get it hard ?
How long and large ? I'm jealous as fuck
10/10
>>711792048
Jesus, where are you at? I need you immediately.
>>711798322
ehh about 10" long and thick enough that I can barely get my hand around it
>>711789142
8/10
R8 pls
>>711788491
Do you have kik?
>>711785304
go to >>>/soc/ faggot
>>711798440
Pic with your foreskin back?
Preferably where I can see the entire length of it
>>711798440
10/10
How old?
>>711798440
future gay faggot porn actor right there
>>711798586
I've never been able to properly pull it back all the way, this is about the best I've got
>>711798440
MOAR
>>711798749
You can do some stretching so you can get it all the way back. It'll take time and determination, but would be worth every penny.
9/10 as is.
10/10 when you can finally pull it back all the way.
Nice wiener. More pics?
>>711798749
would require video evidence
>>711798947
ask and you shall receive
>>711798990
I definitely have a video or two...
>>711798440
why do you feel the need to lie about your size? You're clearly 7-8 inches which is HUGEE, most of the biggest pornstars are 7-9 inches, don't let misconceptions make you insecure. anything in the 6-8 range is big-huge
>>711799139
World record is 13 inches... just sayin. Not him btw.
>>711799139
honstly it was mostly a guess, I haven't measured since high school and I was 7-ish sophomore year so I just added a little because I know I grew
>>711799117
my hard cock is twitching in wait :P~~~
>>711799032
not getting bored of this anytime soon <3
>>711785304
You guys are all a bunch of retards and you're ruining your lives by jerking off to dicks.
>>711799482
I'm not jerking off. I don't even care about rates. I just like strangers seeing my dick.
>>711799371
never posted a video/webm before and I have no idea what I'm doing
>>711799611
Agreed !
I'm not even a fag. Been trying it butdid not like it.
I still like to watch cocks, male jerkinf and Cumming.
>>711799656
Use a Dropbox.
>>711799656
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
This might work also.
4chan thinks my link is spam :(
Rate?
>>711800159
Remove the dots
dropbox com/s/relcykjnzup4d81/1tV0Cbhg_RuVD-2y.mp4?dl=0
sorry for being a dumbass, I should've thought of that
>>711800216
quite suckable
I have a perfect dick in my opinion.
- Long, but not too long, 7.5¨/19cm
- Good and girthy, bitches moan when i push it in
- Looks really good, slight curve for the looks, proportional, nice color, uncut.
>>711800357
definitely agree, I'd go all the way down on that
>>711800337
so fucking hot.
more please
>>711800392
Feel free to rate, also notice the delicious ballsack.
>>711795028
ive saved like... 6 different vids of you. you have an amazing cock
>>711800392
I'd like it more if it was down my throat.
>>711800444
I feel like I'm owed at least one pic
> 18
> virgin
> fully erect in pic
How fucked am I
>>711800585
It's a decent tool, you're not to fucked atleast... Just get tinder tho, works like a charm.
>>711800624
Thanks anon ;^]
>>711800585
>>711800624
actually I think it's kinda perfect, balls look nice too
>>711800665
These threads can make a normal guy feel inferior... Nice schwanz boi
>>711791027
>join Army
>Same job as civilian
You're a fuckin POG
>>711800774
Yeah, I constantly feel inferior so cheers!
>>711800720
Cheer's anon! That's probably the nicest thing anyone has said about my cock. Yeah I tend to think my balls look nicer than my cock, especially when they are full.
>>711800847
I lost my virginity right before i turned 18, felt like shit about it. But when it happened, i came from the fucking relief...Anyway, a year later now and im laying down bitches like a boss, 14 and counting :Ø
>>711800337
More vid 0pls !
>>711786105
Daaamn...Wanna shoot your cum over my cock and balls while I jerk myself off?(this is my cock btw)
>>711788013
How I would fucking love to suck the precum out of your big amazing cock
>>711801025
I think I'm gonna start requiring at least one pic if you want something. I'm feeling like I need more dick to go on
>>711800992
Yeah, it seems like as soon as you hit 18, virginity is like a nasty cold, you can't wait to get rid of it. How the hell did you achieve that?
>>711801151
Mmh thanks !
>>711789142
>>711788491
Fuck.. I would go instant gay for that dick.. Wanna suck it so damn bad and feel it up my ass...
r8
>>711788013
>>711801175
This is Me bro
At school atm can't make more...
>>711801336
9/10 moar
what do you guys think of this?
>>711785304
Do you want dudes to like your dick? When did you become this faggot, son?
>>711801195
Well i actually managed to get a boner... I had like 3-4 girls naked, dtf in my bed, but ED persisted... So i got some cialis.. Found a random girl at tider, 6/10 for the first time.. Basically played it cool, went on a few dates and voila.. Soon grew tired of her and went on a rampage. Anyway, my problem was my confidence, I look good so tinder might not be the most effective way for you idk.. but really, all it takes is for a girl to like you, be a gent, wait till you fucked her if you want to be a dick.
Pick related fucked a 43 yo this summer, one thing to scratch of my bucket list.
Please rate mine
>>711801350
I recently found out people think this is sexy, hope you think so
dropbox com/s/s7t7zsqzyiitrnb/1mHlYGvehNFfGBH-.mp4?dl=0
>>711801455
Thanks for the 9 haha
>>711801643
sorry not sorry but those thigs need some working out.. try standing sex
>>711801582
This. I mean take this shit to social or the gay board
>>711801666
Sure !
>>711802145
I bet you could'nt get a nice shot from a normal angle, poser
>>711800558
as you wish.
sry for the quality tho.
>>711802207
>>711802226
>>711786105
10/10 would be your cumdump
>>711788243
>>711788602
12/10 waant it slapping my face and deep in my ass
>>711788013
10/10 want it in my throat until your drained
>>711789142
i want that in me/10
>>711789404
8/10 lovely cock, little too skinny tho
>>711792696
10/10 love balls
>>711792742
>>711792870
10/10
>>711798080
>>711798440
>>711798749
>>711799032
9/10
>>711800585
9/10 love your balls especially (mmm)
>>711801666
my dick is six hundred and sixty six times harder than usual
Head anyone?
>>711802401
Cheers anon!
Yo
>>711803043
looks like a fun pacifier
