I'm assuming someone got the wrong number. Dubs decides
>>711766460
Bump
>>711766460
Dick pic
hey whats up! ive been waiting for you to message me
>>711766726
Rolling for this
>>711766460
Bumperino
pic of you posting a time stamp ITT
Enough small talk. Are we going to do business or what? I don't have to remind you what's at stake here, do I?
>>711766803
Roll
>>711766460
Hey fucker, heres whats going to happen, you are going to give me your adress, im going to come over, fuck your asshole till it FUCKING explodes, then leave. You know what happens if you dont give me your address? Im going to find out where EVERY fucking person in your family lives, im going to pay them a visit, and fucking skin them alive, 1 by 1. You think im joking? Fucking try me, the balls in your court fucker.
>>711766935
Re roll
>>711766891
rell
>>711767000
roll
>>711767000
winrar
>>711767000
TRIPS!
>>711766460
"Hi grandpa, how's your new cell phone working out? Also, I bought that lube you were telling me about. I'll bring it over tonight ;)"
>>711767000
there it is
>>711767000
Disappointed win
>>711767088
Dubs
Also send a message saying, "TRIPS!"
>>711767000
best. win. op better delivar
>>711767207
die
>>711766460
"Do you still need help with burying that body?"
Bump
>>711767000
God damn I hope I don't know this person
>>711766460
Yes, this is nigger
>>711767345
fuck off win has been had
>>711767361
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>711767361
top kek
>>711767361
Good job op
>>711767366
Kek and checked
cant let thread die while waiting for a reply
>>711767361
OP is deliver thank god
>>711767361
hehehe
bump
Need to see reply
Bump
OHLAWD.jpg
OP here, dubs decides after reply (if I get one) came off pretty strong right off the bat.
Absolute madman
horyshet.jpg
>>711767699
Asks for dubs
Gets dubs
>>711767699
"Shut the fuck up you nigger. Your opinion doesn't even matter"
>>711767496
bump
>>711767771
I'll just tell the fbi 4chan made me do it
if trips or dubs you should text back saying mmm sorry daddi ;)
this thread has potential
>>711767361
heh
>>711767946
Roll
>>711767699
haha just kidding silly :)
inb4 OP is arrested
Holy shit I kekd
>>711767699
Only kidding buddy lol. I missed ya!
dont respond
"My grandpa used to give me a good ass fucking kiddo, unlike you, my balls reach far in wide their so saggy. you fucking kikes will never reach my alpha male level. I hope you get a cinnamon bun with cum on it besides the glaze you fucking jap suck my clit titty dipper."
>>711767699
"im going to kill myself, please call the cops and tell them"
>>711767699
Fuck it, if you arent going to give me your adress, im going to take it. Im currently tracing your, as well as your families adresses, you fucked up
>>711767699
This is Mike right?
I'm a neo nazi, btw.
>>711768223
reroll
>>711768187
Offbyone
>>711768135
rolling for this
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>711767000
thank you for the keks
>>711768223
Ynot
Roll for this fellows idea
>>711768244
winrar
>>711768244
WINRAR
>>711768135
reroll
>>711768223
roll
>>711768223
Roll
>>711768381
actually same person
im pussy
>>711767699
"If you dont reply to this text your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
>>711768223
reroll
>>711768135
rollerino
>>711768135
Roll
>>711768244
PERFECT
>>711767970
yeah cause that'll work lul
if dubs "thinking about skinning your family alive has got me hard cant wait to find you."
>>711767699
>>711767361
Since I'm sure this person will come back with some form of threat, follow up with this: "Whoa, hey, that's uncalled for, you asshole. Don't get your fuckin panties in a wad, jesus."
>>711768223
rollerino
>>711768500
WINRAR
>>711768490
>>711766460
are you into little boys too? I hope so cause I just got one imported from Vietnam, that gook better be worth it, he cost me a pretty penny.
>>711768223
they see me rollin
>>711768451
Actually not
Kys
>>711768135
imagine waking up to that fucking text lol
>>711768649
Wtf happened to your /b/? It looks gay.
>>711768649
actually same person again
>>711767361
FUCKIN KEK
>>711768649
charge your phone
>>711768649
Charge your battery
OP - UPDATE NAOW
HAVE THEY SAID ANYTHING?
Someone once mentioned using an app that broke Long Dick into 160 character segments and would text them, in order, to a victim of your choosing.
Do that.
Anyone know what that app is called?
>>711768649
Fag detected.
>>711768649
Send this picture and say "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY"
>>711768223
roll
>>711769014
kek
>>711769014
yassssssssss
>>711769014
This is Mike right?
>>711769014
>>711769014
HOBOY
>>711769014
Lol.
Also : CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
>>711769014
KEK
By god....
>>711769088
WINRAR send this pic
>>711769014
oh my god were in bois
>>711769099
waste
>>711769014
This thread is destined for greatness. Keep it up OP
>>711769014
Just kidding, whats up how you been ?
>>711769014
o
>>711769174
Reroll
>>711769088
OP DO IT, SEND THIS PIC
Fuck it, if you arent going to give me your adress, im going to take it. Im currently tracing your, as well as your families adresses
>>711769129
Listen butthole licker OP can change his phone whenever he wants
Imma make you slop my cock into your lung and hork my sperms, buddy. I'm driving over right now.
I Googled your bitch ass number and got your address. FAGGOT!
>>711769014
Next dubs: "Sorry won't save you now."
And don't tell that nigger daquan you've been rough riding since last election, because you know he gon be picking cotton soon you fucking dyke
hey thats pretty good
>>711769014
hahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>711769174
This
Dubs decides
send him a picture of your dick, but draw a smiley face on your tip first.
>>711769370
re-roll
>>711769282
Let's see your phone, you little nigger. Probably not charged either.
>>711769363
Dude this is Anthony right?
OP is doing gods work he has no time to charge a phone
i didn't want slavery to end, we all can't get what we want you faggot
>>711769363
"So are you the lucky single ready to mingle?"
>>711769433
fuck. run over. thread dead. wasted.
>>711769363
Where are your papers you fucking niggerlord, if you don't bend to my will I will put you in a jail cell and make you my play thing. you're fucking dead, kiddo
send me a photo of your tits, and I will forget about you and your family.
>>711769433
this
>>711769433
bad
>>711769524
re roll
>>711769488
do this one op, not this one >>711769433
>>711769370
He'll get the idea with this OP
>>711769524
try again
>>711769433
Thanks for Saving me from a jail cell
>>711768507
reroll
>>711766460
Tell him you're back hacking his number and you will have his address in a matter of minutes. Then you will fucking rape his whole family randomly in a week or so.
>>711769433
Whoops
>>711769414
It just so happens to be quite charged you poop ass
>>711769600
WINRAR!
>>711769524
rolllololing
>>711769363
This sounds like a kid. Make sure u don't send porn or dick pics or else u may get v&
u want picture of my chest hair :]
>>711769643
thats an ipad cuck
>>711769600
This was me actually, forgot pic.
Was thanking for Anthony comment not more violence
>>711768649
Change your theme you fucking autist
>>711769643
>SWITCHED TO A FUCKING IPAD
>HAHAHAHAHAH
>>711769604
rollllllllllls
>>711769643
OH YEAH??? WELL SUCK MY DICK, DANGLY MEAT.
>>711769684
(You)
This is gold
>>711769794
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when his name turns out to be Anthony
>>711768812
Why do so many niggers go full autistic when an anon has low battery on their phones?
send me your tits
>>711769728
dubs are dubs nigger send it fucken punk ass fuk boi
>>711769363
If dubs you stop. This kid is scared.
REPLY
Op here. I think we're done. Don't need a call from the cops. Night guys.
show me your tits now.
>>711769794
op is a cuck
>>711769014
Seems like a nice person. Become friends with them
april show me your tits.
>>711769895
You're pissing in the tall grass with the big dicked dogs
>>711769895
april? SHOOOWWW TITSSSS
>>711769895
Reply with
"Oh sorry I thought this was my grandpa"
>>711769895
Wow you sound like a cunt. "april" why don't you just cast your april showers on this dick.
awe come on was just getting good
>>711769895
Get dem titties OP
>>711769895
Def a scared little girl. Tread lightly /b/rother
u want pic of my chest hair:]
>>711769895
Oh shit sorry April I missed you honey wanna have anal tonight?
>>711769992
re rolll
I'm terribly sorry, do forgive my rude behavior. How about we start again April. Just send me a pic of your breasts and nobody gets hurt okay?
>>711769859
guys we really need to stop with this kind of language. lets make /b/ a more positive place. this is my first time back in years and i see language like this? really saddens me. fun thread and all, but this is just disappointing.
Boi get with her
oh of course, my bad, dont tell me you couldn't even wait a few days for my cock again?
>>711769895
"April, im so sorry, but you are too late. Im so so sorry"
>>711769895
I really really really really like that name, April.
>>711769916
I appreciate your concern anon, but I'm OP and willing to go a bit further. I don't care if it goes sexual or weird but the violence is a bit much
April, May I June you in the July until August?
>>711769983
roll
>>711769895
>>711770006
reroll
>>711769895
Send nudes
>>711769895
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought you were my friend Anthony. He's always trying to fucking message me with differently numbers.
What's up?
>>711770070
roll
oh hi april, it's been a while since.. well you know
>>711769895
>>711770006
rerell
>>711770056
fuck off niggerfaggotcunt
>>711770056
Kill yourself
>>711769895
"Oh cool, my mom's name is April. Small world."
someone's gonna get raped tonight
Do you want to see me cum?
>>711769895
oh hey april! send a picture of your tits or the first message is no longer a joke
>>711769895
"April? Wonderful! We're gonna be doing anal after all! That is, if you love your family."
>>711769983
rollinggg
>>711770120
roll for friendship
I voted for Trump. Fight me, cuck!
Also if you're a nigger you should probably get shot or leave the country.
Threaten her with rape and violence
>>711770006
Rollerino
>>711769895
No it's not, it's fucking November, Anthony.
Now definitley a dick pic
>>711770211
> winrar
>>711769983
rollerino
>>711770211
WINNNNERRRRRRRRRRR
>>711770200
win
>>711770200
RIP OP
Let me see you spread those as a cheeks
>>711769895
Oh hey April! Now that you know of what I'll be doing to Anthony, I cant keep you alive. So here is the thing, I am tracing you at this very moment. If you dont send me a pic of your tits I'll be in front of your door in 1hour and you dont want to know what I am going to do with you :)
April...what a nice name. I raped a girl named April back in '08. Made her bleed.
Might want to pre-lube your tight little cunt, whore.
>>711770200
Well shit. Dubs got.
>>711770200
winnnnnnn
>>711770200
WINRAR.EXE
>>711770200
Well this will be fun
>>711770211
>>711770200
Winrars, send both
>>711770200
Winrar
>>711770211
lel
>>711770211
the WinRAR is you!
>>711770211
This too
What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me getting together?
>>711770200
Who let this stupid asshole have a computer
OP add both of them together
>>711770006
reroll
>>711770200
was before
>>711770211
>>711770295
ROLL
>>711770405
do both
thinking op bailed on us after that.
>>711770200
kekkkkk yessss oh pee
>>711770405
But the first one sucks so
>>711770405
nobody here can fucking read, but thank you for trying to explain anyway
>>711770444
TRIPS ALERT! WINRAR!!!!!!!!!
>>711770444
fuck
>>711770255
Hey I know we got lotsa dubs but are we gonna doing anything with this one.
It's not getting any (you)s
>>711770266
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
faaaak
>>711770444
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>711770444
MANUAL TRIPS OVERRIDE
>>711770444
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
is op abandon?
OHSHIT
OP HERE, APRIL IS MY BOSSES WIFE.
What have I done
>>711770652
get the fuck out of here fake op faggot
>>711770652
lies
>>711770652
you're getting fired anyway so deliver
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKED UP OP
>>711770652
fuck off negus
>>711770652
fuck off
>>711770652
you fake ass faggot
>>711770444
>>711770444
>>711770444
>>711770652
Lies you is not opie
>>711770652
Why is your bosses wife texting you at this hour?
>>711770652
fake OP, why tf would she text your ass
>>711770120
this. Lets see where this goes. Lets get OP laid.
>>711770652
>>711770652
Fake OP, disregard
>>711770652
RIP in peace OP
It's ok If they are second cousins so I kinda just don't hesitate when it comes to that, my cousins are sexy
real op has pussied out
>>711770652
ofc your bosses wife has your number cause you bang her all the time anyway right so who gives a fuck
somtims i like to shape my poo into wacky shapes
>>711770652
>What have I done
Hopefully your boss' wife
OP here. Yeah. That's it for tonight, boys.
"hey its geg"
>>711769895
The fuck is going on in this thread. Are you guys making the consequences never the same again?
>>711770867
Calm the fuck down, dubs was rolled ages ago
>>711771010
confirmed faggpt
>>711770082
underrated
no fuck you op
>>711771010
time to kill yourself
>>711769916
Actual OP here, this was really me. Done for today, sorry boys.
>>711770925
nigga cant you see OP is a faggot and no longer with us. stop fucking rolling fag.
real OP here, I'm out. Don't want v&
>>711770120
roll for this
>>711771010
God fucking speed captain kek
well op are you going to deliver or what? not the response you wanted from any of the winners but you know you wanted to do it anyway or you wouldnt of come to us
Op here. The deed is sealed. I must kill her
I am the real op
Sorry guys, she seems to nice
>>711771106
you're a pussy.
op was a fag
op here in a faggot and i like dick
OP here, phone battery died. Can't continue.
>>711771106
I'm the real OP actually, but I have had enough. You fags aren't worth going to jail for
>>711771117
Post phone then with last messages
Realest op here. Must find way to hope for your new year thanks too y you can have never been
>>711771229
MODS
>tfw waiting on OP to post another screencap
Real OP prove yourself and tell us what's up
>>711771229
Disgusting. Get that shit out of here.
Reported.
>>711771247
>>711771229
What the fuck
Op here, im a fucking faglord so o will not delivery anymore
>>711771229
Dude what the fuck you can't post that here
>>711771229
Nigger
>>711771229
I came
Ok. Enough fakery. I'm the real OP. Someone fire up a new thread and we'll continue. I was taking a shit.
>>711771229
dude, wtf is your problem?
>>711771229
eww what the fuck dude seriously?
I chickened out
>>711771229
Hold shit that cant be legal
Real OP here. Gotta blast, this stuff is too intense.
>>711771229
Good shit
Good shit
>>711771229
That's pretty cool, if only everyone could see it
>>711771229
MODS MODS MODS
>>711771392
sick fuck
>>711771229
Who the fuck puts chunks of tomato on that shit?
>>711771229
what the fuck is this
get this shit out of here
Actual real 100% authentic OP here im ded
dude what the fuck thats horrible>>711771229
>>711771229
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Sorry guys. Too intense too fast, not trying to go to jail.
>>711771206
>>711771247
>>711771275
>>711771295
>>711771308
>>711771364
>>711771395
>>711771421
>>711771484
You guys suck, that's why I'm not delivering anymore.
>>711771229
The FBI gonna be gunnin for your ass and then some
>>711771484
200% OP over here. Just wait. I was taking a shit.
OK bois, real op here. Just got a text from my boss FUCK
Fag > OP
I'd rather be in a trap-thread.
>>711771549
Lol coward
>>711771549
What a faggot
>>711771288
>>711771549
YOU FUCKING TARD
>>711771229
God.... you are so fucked up. That girl had a family. Aspirations, dreams. And the disgusting man standing behind her lifeless body just took it all away. And somehow he thinks its then ok to fuck her. lifeless. how disrespectful can you be. her parents probably started saving for college. Guess what? its gone. Shes fucking dead. and there is some fucking smug old man above her having sex with her lifeless body with no guilt. God dammit, this shit makes me want to cry.
>>711771549
"So how old are you April?"
>>711771549
aww fwends
the least you could have done is tried to get laid, faggot OP
>>711770272
underrated
>>711771669
good ur a faggot
>>711771549
so april, whats the most you have ever lost on a coin toss?
>>711771549
Fuck you
>>711771549
fag
>>711771587
what was it?????
>>711771229
>>711770272
roll
>>711771856
fuck you
>>711771828
some fucking disgusting shit
>>711771856
Full of faggots, /thread
>>711771856
Another fag like OP
dude hit her up, maybe u can get some pussy out of this
>>711771899
lmao get pooped on
>>711771969
>>711766726
This
op is a fag
>>711771969
>>711771969
lol dude
>>711771969
>>711772055
OK FAGGOT YOUR MOVE
>>711771969
not exactly sure what you are trying to accomplish...posting stupid shit then deleting it acting like its bad....
>>711771969
