Yo /b/ this thing grew over my stairs in the last week. It used to be white and shiny but recently has become kinda grey and has a black thing growing inside it that wasn't there before. What is this thing?
A Nigger being born. Run before it tries collecting welfare and promoting the BLM movement.
Embrace your new overlord.
Resistance will on make it hurt more.
>>711765048
Learn how to use the focus feature on your camera
>>711765048
Take a better picture faggot
>>711765252
>>711765467
Sorry, only got phone camera. I have a few more tho
>>711765690
Some sort of fungi maybe, I want a tissue sample.
>>711765048
That's a cocoon.
>>711765048
Spiders, jack ass...
>>711765690
Eat it, if you die it means thats kinda poisonous
>>711766177
Dubs has spoken
>>711765774
should i poke it?
>>711765946
what's gonna come out of it?
>>711766110
pls no
Throw it out, never look back. He's not your problem anymore.
>>711766349
take a better picture you fucking imbecile.
>>711766349
Hey Michael J. Fox take a better picture you fuckass
>>711766349
hey fuckface use the 4K camera
>>711766349
eat it
>>711766599
>>711766684
Alright, hang on. It doesn't look much different irl tho, it's very shiny
Hoping for bugs.
If trips stick your dick in it
How big is this thing??
If dubs, videotape yourself poking it open something.
I do not take responsibility for possible venomous spiders inside biting you
>>711766984
>This
>>711765048
Looks like one of these fuckers
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
>>711765048
If you destroy it now and it is an egg sac, the spiders won't be fully formed and will not be able to attack.
OP is kill?
>>711767471
nope, i got a few more pictures, will post in a second
>>711767043
very tiny, about ten centimeters wide.
>>711766782
i'd rather not
>>711767884
>tiny
> TEN CENTIMETERS WIDE SPIDER EGGSACK
poke that shit
Hurry the fuck up with pics it look like a blue dragon egg
>>711768061
just poked it with a ruler, it has sort of a papery and soft surface, easy to wound. It now has a few cuts where i poked it but i didn't get to it's interior
Hurry up >>711765690
An alien is going to pop out of that shit and eat what's left of your brain
>>711768867
get a knife and stab it
>>711768867
Set it on fire
It looks kinda like a dirtdobber nest
Squeeze it inside your anus please
![enteridium-lycoperdon1154_med_hr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IX8JZHQ.jpg "enteridium-lycoperdon1154_med_hr[1].jpg")
>>711768867
it's likely an enteridium or allied species of slime mold
harmless, though it will eventually release spores if allowed to grow to maturity
eat it faggot
>>711768867
how big is it?? put something next to it so we get a sense of scale
>>711769356
Op is so fucking dirty he has mold growing on his stairs good job
>>711769500
He said it was ~10 cm
Hit it with a sledgehammer, takes care of everything
>>711769066
that can only backfire
>>711769100
seriously considering this
>>711769330
just googled that and not really
>>711769354
no
>>711769356
how do i stop it from growing?
>>711769447
no
>>711769681
God dammit, he should nuke the damn thing already
Get one of those long lighters and a can of axe or some flammable spray and end that shit.
Turn off the fucking black light, you imbecile.
Make a hole and stick your erect penis in it
>>711769819
Just fucking burn every thing in a mile's radius
>>711769595
ah, didnt see that
thanks
>>711769819
you get a ventilation mask, gloves, and try to scrape it off the wood at the base. Throw that thing in the garbage with multiple bags containing it.
>>711769819
Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire!!
>>711769819
WTF is that fluorescent powder behind it op??
>>711769819
scrape it off and dispose of it
slime molds aren't the same as fungal molds, they're aggregates of protists that form on release of a chemical signal, so removing the body should remove enough of them to prevent the remaining individuals forming a noticeable colony
bleach or any antimicrobal cleaner would also be effective
also it's unusual that they'd form in your house, seeing as they prefer rotting wood; I'd check that paneling behind it for signs of decay if I were you
if dubs you set it on fire
Eat it
>>711769819
>Get a knife
>Put it on the fire for some minutes
>With the flaming red blade of the knife stab it
Or just throw a bunch of matches at it.
>>711770240
roll
>>711770240
rollin
>>711770260
roll roll roll
>>711770240
roll
>>711770240
Rolling
>>711770240
Roll
>>711769354
this
>>711770544
we have a winner
>>711770031
yes
>>711770052
>>711770229
is it normal for that enteridium or slime mold thing to have black things growing inside it?
>>711770240
roll
roll
>>711770544
ok
>>711765048
I'm pretty sure when blue Flubber starts growing on your floor, you are required by 4chan rules to throw it at the wall and watch it ricochet around uncontrollably breaking all your furniture in a hilarious montage.
now we wait
>>711770544
win
the only thing to do it this
>pic related
>>711770544
oh shit,, what would happen if i do burn it?
>>711770206
just a flashlight
>>711770662
it's very common, It's either aethalium (final spore-producing phase) formation or (more likely) sclerotium synthesis as a result of poor hydration/nutrition
>>711769819
You have fucking mold everywhere, your house needs to be fumigated if it hasn't based itself in all the wood, in which case your residence needs to be condemned and demolished.
>>711771047
FIRE IT UP!
>>711771047
Cut it open, then burn it. For science!
>>711771252
slime mold isn't the same as fungal mold
nor does it have the toxicity or destructive capacity of fungal mold
at worst it'll leave discoloration on the paneling if allowed to grow to the aethelial phase
>>711771047
Nigga it's probably an alien egg or something fucking burn it before whatever comes out kills you
>>711771047
>enteridium
Bullshit. I see the blue from the black light.
>>711771047
nothing unpleasant would happen
it hasn't produced its spores yet, and can't until it reaches maturity, so the protists would die and that'd be the end of it
>>711771047
Just fucking scoop it into a jar real quick.
Then take it outside to destroy.
Have you guys never been in an attic? It's just sap from untreated wood.
>>711771311
aw hell no
>>711771120
>>711771741
ok, so i'm starting to seriously consider burning it but i want to make sure it's not like a fucking nest of spiders or some shit. how do?
Set your fist on fire and punch it
![Reticularia_lycoperdon__1_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cIZ7J47.jpg "Reticularia_lycoperdon__1_[1].jpg")
>>711772161
I'm almost certain it's not, spider egg sacs generally have a network of fibres surrounding the central body on all sides, as well as being almost pure white
enteridium on the other hand have a trail on the upward-facing end where it slid downward before affixing fully, as exhibited in >>711771047
and pic related
>>711772161
You don't, you either burn it or let it grow
do it faggot, its mold, and its everywhere, you should burn the whole stairs as well
>>711772161
It is a nest of fucking spiders and believe me it's already too late its gonna be gross
Lol at all the people saying it's fucking MOLD. Read all of OPs posts and pics
>>711772161
>put matches around it
>burn it
Is not that hard OP stop being a pussy, calcine that fungi.
It's mold OP, but make sure you burn it...
>>711772510
oh ok that's a relief
>>711772591
dont lie to me anon
>>711772747
how do i do that, it's on the wall
>>711772177
i googled how to set my fist on fire and i dont think im ready
Set it on fire
this is gonna be good
Set it on fire and then sit on it
Look for enteridium on youtube, you will see that ita just a slime mould
dubs and you pop it
>>711773029
Scrape it off, into a bucket. Then put it on concrete, pour lighter fluid or other flammable liquids over it, apply fire.
Seriously, how old are you? Do you need an adult to help you out?
>>711773363
roll
>>711773363
damn.....................................
>>711773029
Why did you let it grow this big
Where do you live you filthy jungle bunny?
>>711771504
#AllMoldIsPoisonous
>>711773422
dont be a fag
Put a cup over it so you can catch whatever comes out of it.
>>711773507
Fuck mold. I live in Oregon and we had to tear out the whole bathroom while wearing masks and clean every piece of black mold
>>711773029
>it's on the wall
maybe if you fucking take it off the wall to begin with.
Then just burn it.
>>711769819
dude your fucked the spores moved into your wood and your door you have to burn that shit
>>711773767
>>711773387
>>711773422
ok, i just got some containers to catch it when i peel it off. will take pictures.
>>711773456
it appeared overnight and has only been in my house for one week.
Op is a gigantic faggot. Abandon thead.
tru>>711774953
>>711774467
Stop bein a pussy hole..burn it in coffee can or some shit..pour gas on it or anything flammable
Since op is a faggot anyone have any other hobbies other than 4chan. mine are bicycles and land rc
>>711776025
Fapping and doing drugs mostly..
Burn it you cunt
>>711776025
I've played guitar for the majority of my life. 20 years. Currently I'm 27. Not that bitch ass 4 chord shit either.
>>711776025
I like lying to hobos
>>711776249
this. and programming
>>711776373
>>711776025
Also this as well as drinking
>>711776249
>>711765690
It's slime mold. Seen it before, grey and shiny skin, yellow custard-like goop inside, will eventually turn into brown spore powder.
>>711776025
jacking off , reading ED (because newfag) , playing vidya, reading wikipedia articles
/b/ is a magical place at 2:00am
>>711776493
Area code?
Nigquagar cut it open and burn the insides. I expect a fucking webm immediately.
>>711775055
when is it ever not.
>>711776550
Southwest PA is all im saying
>>711776595
Op is lose. Git lost dweebo
>>711776706
Bordered with my state, eh? (WV) either that or Pittsburgh
>>711776706
412 reporting in
>>711776871
Yeah about 23 miles out of Pittsburgh
>>711777000
Yeah you got my respec. Good area. Nice dub trips.
OP. You know what to do.
>>711777121
Yeah its nice here i like it and holy hell i just realized that
>>711770240
quads you set the house on fire
>>711777121
Pittsburgh sucks ass.
Shit economy
Busted bridges
Low wage job
no nightlife
Can't wait till I can move to someplace coastal again
>>711777256
I'm down in the armpit of WV, KY and TN/VA. Decent except for the people.
Aight, Op here. Peeled it off the wall
>>711776466 was right, i will try to get pics of it burning
>>711777418
>clearly not familiar with appalachian life
take a better picture you cuck
>>711777543
Wow it's blue pixel shit on brown pixel shit
>>711777543
oh fuck no, I waited long enough, you owe me a video, not some pics
>>711777700
got quads (sort of) burn the house down
This is now a dub get thread.
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Why the fuck is no one talking about how gross OP must be to have that large of a mold growing INSIDE his house.
Absolutely vile.
You need to eat it now for making us wait this long.. EAT IT
POST A VIDEO YOU CUCK YOUR SHITTY PHONE IS BAD
fuck!! do something with it you faggot
>>711777612
>>711777655
im tryin
>>711777657
i dont know how to webm
>>711777992
i do have videos but i don't know how to make them into webms
>>711778200
Retard detected
Still a faggot
>>711776718
I knew OP was not kill.
>>711778200
>i dont know how to webm
Still retarded thought.
>>711778200
That's probably the best quallty we get. Light it.
>>711777543
did you guys ever figure out what it was?
>>711777543
Just an FYI, if that shit was growing on wood inside the house, might wanna look into getting the wood replaced or at least treated with a fungicide and deep-penetrating epoxy sealant to reinforce and prevent further rot. Fungus infestation weakens wood and the spores are not good for your health.
How is this autist allowed to use a camera like fucking seriously how hard is it to take a damn good picture
>>711778489
a slime mold, likely an enteridium (or reticularia, depending on where you're from)
>>711769356
I thought slimes only existed in Dragon Quest?
>>711778577
All cameras are designed to get blurry when photographing unidentified life forms. This is why Bigfoot videos are always shitty.
>>711778489
pretty sure a type of fungus
>>711778577
stfu
>>711777543
LOL the pics are getting worse
>>711779121
Jesus Christ nigger you couldn't even take a picture of a stationary bit of Tupperware you fuck cuck mcDuck what the hell did your mother do to spawn a shitstain nuggetfuck like you Lord God damn holy hell you cumdrizzled donuthole niggerspigot
>>711779121
definitely enteridium
>>711779448
Enter idi cum
>>711776373
i will whoop your ass .. guitar battle right now
>>711779121
how many times do I have to tell you slime molds aren't fungi?
>>711780424
2 more times dady
Aight here we go. So far it's not lighting up
>>711779284
i'm sorry this affects you so much
Lol, OP's camera skills are on point.
>>711780728
Holy shit, how does it feel to have parkinson's and autism, op?
spider hell fungus isn't very flammable
>>711780728
slime molds, earthquakes, god you live in a shithole OP
>>711781004
cook it in a pan
>>711781004
Mix it with rubbing alcohol then light that. Or put it on the stove and turn the burner on
>>711781004
Why are you uploading 1+MB of blur? Are you retarded?
OP killed 4chan with his 1+ MB pictures of blur.
On what kind of shit hole do you live that your house if full of fungus has fucking molds growing on the walls and where your fucking photos looks like something made with a 0.5 MegaPixel phone camera from 2005
Just fucking kill yourself already, what amazes me is that you manage to make your stupid pictures weight over 1 MB good job fucking retard, like you couldnt be anymore useless, you still find a way to waste more bandwidth
Awesome!
>an hero
I keep trying to light it, it burns a few seconds and turns off. maybe hitting it with a broom from the begining woulda been more entertaining. at least it would have been spooky.
>>711781153
i don't need warm fungus
>>711781613
>>711781646
blame the camera or whatever
>>711782700
A decent pic holy shit good job
