Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend? Have you seen the supermoon tonight? Go take a look!
Meanwhile...
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens if they're available. You can receive fortune cookies even if you don't GET!
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.
>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
>>711764602
Oh, well the :heart: wasn't in reply to me so we're good.
>>711764666
I love you Reimu. I'll have to look at Fallen Enchantresses too.
>>711764336
*hug* I hate feeling like this, everything goes to shit.
>>711764460
No, that probably goes to toast.
>666
but satan i already looked at the moon
>>711764666
The moon looks smaller for me
super awoo
>>711764924
oh i should expand thumbnails more
will you take this :heart:
>>711765046
>The moon looks smaller for me
same here
>>711764962
Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes is the one I played. As far as I know that's the newest one!
I've also sank dozens of hours into Civ 5 lately. I can't play 6 because my computer isn't good enough, or at least I assume so. But at least I have mods!
>>711764666
>:) Satanic Thread edition
>>711763488
mmmm well soo its going to like, tear me apart or something? it´s not like i´m not scared but there is soo many people that i care of to let anything break me.
but just in case, can you give an advice of how to uncover those secrets and lies please?(there is always exception to the words "nothing will break me).
and hello to everyone in this hopeless new thread how r u doing tonight?
>>711764924
Ecks di, Kijin.
>>711764666
Senpai, please cease stealing the patron's gets.
>>711765195
I haven't played a Civ game in ages. Civ 2 was the last one I played back in the 90s. Friend of mine can't get enough of 5 though and has the same issue with 6.
>>711765326
One way or another, the GETs come to me!
>>711764969
Think I'm okay with this...am I allowed to hug you?
>>711765326
>pic
What game is this? Is it good?
>>711765489
It's Hyperdimension Neptunia and it's very fun and silly with lots of waifus to spare.
>>711765434
Probably.
>>711765421
You didn't get any now though, where is your god now? WHERE IS YOR GOD!? You're out of gods :/
>>711765421
I'll come to you too.
>>711764666
Nice trips
>>711765111
Also nice trips
I ain't entering into no contracts, though!
>>711765195
>>711764962
One steam key for Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes, coming right up!
X8DPV-Y80PB-43___
___ = a cow typing l33t
>>711765637
Nonsense, there are over 8 million of them! I can't have gone through them all already!
Satanic Trips Confirmed!! Victor is seeking knowledge from the Left handed path. Thank you for your time.
>>711765630
Thanks, do you think its worthy buying Megadimension Neptunia VII on steam?
>>711764666
Nice Tripps, Reimu!!
I got em at the gas station just now!
~Mantis
>>711764666
Hail lord Satan~
>>711765759
>Victor has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "11".
you will increase your power
>>711765489
Megatagmension Blanc + Neptune Vs Zombies
I have no idea how good is it but Neptunia games tend to be pretty much the same(?) but with different stories, more fun and lots & lots of grinding, it is a Jrpg afterall. If you want to start playing, begin with the Re:Birth trilogy.
One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian
One more drink before we have to die
One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian
Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky
>>711765636
-hugs tight- Get well soon
Nobody saw anything. I don't hug people
>>711765836
Yes but wait for it to be on sale!
And graphic wise, it's a port from ps4 so you know what to expect when it comes to computer specs.
Im with H but am unhappy. I could get with J but it wouldnt be long term. I want to be with B but she is attached and unhappy. What should I do?
>>711766149
*hugs* Thanks... I fucking hate being sick.
>>711765836
I'd recommend starting here >>711765975 like Nep-nep says, that way you get introduced to all the characters the way you should.
>>711766013
Hahaha! I can definitely relate.
>>711765668
How thoughtful of you!
>>711765658
You go ahead and do that, sweetie.
>>711764969
Mm... I'm understand how you feel, trust me.
*hugs you all close, wrapping my arms around you and holding you there for a moment.*
It's okay. You'll make it through.
>>711764666
>Those trips
Hello, Satan
>>711765709
Not if you burn a god for every second that passes, so uh...8 million seconds is...well, i'm bad with math, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt, you won this time Reimu! But i'll be back stronger! And with math knowledge u.u
*Vanishes like the cool super hero he is*
>>711765904
Hi friend, hail lord Satan indeed.
>>711766149
Too late, already caught on tape :/
>>711765975
>begin with the Re:Birth trilogy.
Will do it, thanks!
>>711766307
You don't mind if I do?
Here's a Moonshot, if anybody missed it.
~Mantis
>>711766391
Why should I? It just means you find me attractive, right?
>>711766350
Satan is all.
Satan is life.
Satan is love.
>>711766479
Well it's creepy right? And I do find you very attractive.
>>711766180
Be with nobody for a while until you meet someone who's both available and catches more than just a passing interest from you.
Or, you could work things out with H if they're salvageable.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKicP80JiW
-Koi
Here's another, its straight above now.
Will my lungs give out and kill me before I graduate and get my certification?
I'm going to bed, bye everyone!
>>711766592
It'll only get creepy if you ask permission every time...
>>711764666
HAIL SATAN
>>711766367
Lets see how long until you get a nep waifu :^)
>>711766592
>Creepy
>/b/
Who cares? Most people are too phony, unathentic, if being honest is creepy then so be it.
>>711766770
What? Why?
>>711766683
Hello old man.
>>711766841
Goodnight!
>>711766831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XmBzmX0ZHv
-Koi
>>711766841
Bye Nep.
>>711766858
I usually don't but I think it's kinda sexy having permission. I don't know what it is exactly, but it does something for me.
>>711766961
I was actually about to retire for the night...
>>711767056
So I can't just say "you have permission from now on and running until forever?" and have that carry over?
>>711767031
What? Why?
>>711766945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1caWzBhL5E7
-Koi
>>711766736
Thank you kindly, at least i was able to see it even if from a picture, beggars can't be choosers i suppose.
>>711766581
That's what i told to my religion teacher, now she doesn't like me that much anymore.
>>711766683
Hi friend! And we're hoping you're doing well too ^.^
>>711766945
Why will my lungs kill me? Technically they won't, my diaphragm muscles dying and being unable to make my lungs inflate and deflate will. I just want to know if I'll be able to get some life goals in first
rolling for tarot
>>711767219
Hello Nep!
How goes it?
>>711764666
Only if my sis agrees
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
>>711767204
No, that would work. I think it's that consent is my fetish. Please don't judge me.
>>711767219
I thought you left.
Evening semi-anons.
May I have a reading? I'd like a reading about a change in my life, more specifically concerning employment in the near future.
-J
>>711767354
Your teacher is a FOOL, anon.
>>711764666
General reading please.
Guark
Also >666
>>711767204
Wow, senpai, that is too sexy, you sure he could handle that?
>>711767222
Trips! Burn the churches!
>>711767357
No surgery available yet? Or maybe, not enough cash.
>>711767460
Hello Mantis, pretty well, I have to go have breakfast with my class today in the morning, shame I hate them all, you?
>>711767357
Mm, you have to GET if you want a fortune. I'd give you one if I had one. But g-good luck, anon!
>>711767167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Md91aCZhg
>>711767354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lFhokaY3XP
-Koi
Time to clasp my hands together and pray for a tarot reading to determine whether my supervisor will really break me or not.
Sleep time!
>>711764666
Requesting a general reading please. The name is William if that helps. Seen these threads before, never interacted with them, but it's pleasant to see something besides slavering /pol/tards and the infinite cycle if anti/pro trap threads and the never ending stream of shitposts.
If anyone doesn't want their dub fortune, I'll take it.
>>711767357
Jeez, that sounds rough... okay, well, you can have my satan trips. Here goes.
>Four of Swords
>Queen of Wands
>Queen of Pentacles
The Four of Swords represents your current situation. Waiting. Isolation and asylum. Existence taking on a surreal feeling, as if one is veiled from life. A seemingly deathlike sleep phase in life, but a time which incubates future dreams.
The two Queens, however, both represent lives fulfilled, people who are admired for their successes and seen as role models. In the face of the situation you're in, I'd say you'll accomplish so much that the people you leave behind will never forget it!
>>711767630
It's muscular, not organ failure so there is nothing they can do. I'll give myself a nickname to help identify
-Kit
>>711766477
If anyone wants the Dubbs here, just ask, OK?
>>711767617
>Guark has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "61".
seems you'll have good luck with social situations
>>711767759
Reroll because I need at least some hope.
>>711767812
Hope you feel better soon. Stay strong
>>711767677
lucky bunny
>>711767812
Why, do you have to be somewhere important in the morning?
>>711765919
Thank You.
>>711767833
>William has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "37".
>>711767856
All that makes sense given where I'm at now and the fact I'm a mental health counselor. Thanks
-Kit
>>711767354
You're Welcome!
Here's another
>>711767549
Well, I do simply stop posting suddenly sometimes, anyway. *pats*
>>711768006
See >>711767901
>>711767864
Well, that sure sucks, I'll drink on your name.
>>711767601
Which is why no one likes her, it seems like all the religion teachers are old hags.
>>711767694
I don't think i've been though.
>>711767630
Haha! That is a shame. Why do you hate them tho?
I'm about ready to have pic related lunch. I would have preferred the Italian Deli, but they're closed now.
>>711768321
Cool beans. As long as you don't smoke in my honor. No more suffocation needed
-Kit
>>711768321
Thanks Nep!
>>711767901
Mantis may I please take your dubs?
If not then I'll live... Probably.
>>711767543
I'm not judging! So, what do you like about me anyway? What's my most attractive feature?
>>711767630
Teehee...
>>711767833
Looks like you won't need it!
>Queen of Swords
>Seven of Wands
>Ten of Cups
Okay, the major theme here is courage. Taking control. Maybe even rebellion. It's a good time to take risks, but make sure they're on things that have positive outcomes. Don't just waste this supernatural courage on something dumb like wrestling a bear. If you're fed up with something in your life, now's the time to fight your way out!
>>711768595
Take em.
We help each other here.
~Mantis
>>711768615
Definitely how sweet and caring you are, without a doubt.
>>711768112
Yeah
>>711768764
Thank you, you kind and generous soul.
>>711768615
>What's my most attractive feature?
Is that even a question? It's all in the armpits
>>711768517
I just do, they're pretty chill and cool, I just simply dislike them.
>>711768556
Well, no one can say you don't have a sense of humour, cheers.
>>711768595
Anytime, anon.
>>711768893
This, hands down. (Also feets)
>>711768866
And I suddenly get my own dubs... Well then...
>>711768765
Ahaha.. That's sweet... thank you. I'm not sure how I could use that to help you, though!
>>711768893
2 out of 2 shrine maidens agree!
>>711769044
I have people I regard that way too
Nice Dubbs, BTW!
>>711768615
Thanks alot! Totally wasn't expecting that. If this one is also dubs, please donate them to somebody, pay it forward.^_^
>>711769197
Help me how? I'm confused.
>>711769183
I'm not sure if you already said, but what would you like your reading to be focused on, if anything?
>>>>>>>>>>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmbL99ErUo
I can't stop listening to this.
>>711769183
Already, things are starting to turn around for you!
~Mantis
>>711769197
*gives reimu my dubs*
Well, since diaphragm-anon got dubs, I'll just retire for the night~ Goodnight, everyone <3
>>711769429
My original roll was for this: >>711767759
Works been rough and shows no signs of looking up so I need to know if it's hopeless or not.
>>711769426
N-nevermind! Don't worry about it!
>>711768556
well at least you can joke about it, never lose yourself and take every oportunity to not die or to feel better, even if it is the less probable thing in the earth.
have luck kit
guess who
>>711769648
Mom?
>>711769648
Steve?
>>711769590
O-Okay. I won't press the issue then. I just want to keep talking with you.
>>711769580
>The Magician
>Five of Swords
>Page of Wands
Hmm... before I start interpreting this, may I ask what it is that you do?
>>711768893
this
>>711769623
That's the plan. Good night
-Kit
>>711764666
Hey satan, I always knew Reimu was evil
Is this the new location of "that"?
>>711769825
I work in a factory, I mainly do woodwork and because of someone being unable to work I've been put at a different station which mainly involves gluing pieces of wood together.
Really tedious and my current supervisor at the station hates me.
>>711769525
Goodnight!
>>711769762
Tell me about your dreams for the future, Anonymous!
>>711769950
That depends! What's "that"?
general reading for Nao please
>>711770104
How would you rate your woodworking skills compared to your peers?
>>711770300
Really I'd just like to get out of my hikki shell and make some friends. The loneliness is crushing sometimes.
>>711770617
Well, I've always been above average at work, I've been there less than a year so far and have been recommended for a supervising/leadership position as well as knowing almost every station in my department.
>>711770618
Have you ever tried Meetup? I recommend it all the time for people who need to get out more! It's the best thing I know of for finding groups of people interested in specific activities, which is the best way to make friends I think!
>>711769746
>>711769755
no, its dave from delta airlines
>>711770838
I haven't even heard of it before. Doesn't help that I get nervous around new people either though, at least in person.
>>711770313
>Nao has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "13".
well at least the year is almost over
>>711770940
0.0 Oh my...you're either the real Bell or i'm hallucinating.
>>711769950
Magi is that you?
>>711770838
Is this available in most countries?
>>711770940
You got my shipment? Been waiting like two weeks.
>>711770847
Cute.
>>711770940
Oh, right, hello Bob.
>>711770820
As I thought! Onto your reading!
>The Magician
This card is a powerful representation of someone highly skilled, with the talent to make their own way and shape their world more strongly than others. That kind of above-averageness can give you leverage, which you could use to either strike out on your own, or at the very least, would be useful to a competitor of the company you work for. I'm not saying you have to quit, mind you, just that you're more valuable to them than you might think considering how you're treated. If you put it on the table as an option, you might be able to negotiate yourself into a better position.
>Five of Swords
>Page of Wands
These two together seem to suggest that you're going to keep experiencing hardships for a while to come, but eventually good news will make its way to you, and things will start looking brighter. Hang in there, Anonymous!
>>711771325
>Cute.
>>711764666
i like killing...
>>711771226
I'm not sure! Meetup.com is the website, you could check to see if it's available in your area!
>>711771039
Ah, it's okay. Depending on the group you pursue there, you're likely to meet up with a bunch of people in the same position as you. After all, if they already had a group to do those things with, they wouldn't be using it!
>>711770847
>>711771388
Thank you for the reading, I appreciate it.
Guess I'll just have to try to put up with it for a while and try not to let this person get to me.
>>711771325
i think it starts with a b
>>711771622
>>711771569
I see. I think I'm going to try and lay down for the night. Thank you for keeping me company.
Do you happen to do these threads regularly?
>>711764666
It's morning for me, lad.
Been working 11 and 12 hour shifts at work lately, and this is at a brand new job. I'm loving it, and I reckon I'll be manager in a year or so.
How are you guys? Anyone else getting up for work?
Rollerino
>>711771779
>>711771920
>reckon
>>711772205
Rolling
>>711771773
Balls?
>>711771508
Hey, the way he wiggles his tail and the text doesn't helps much.
>>711771566
Hunt then, no?
>>711771920
Gotta get up at 8 am for a breakfast with my classmates, who I'm not very fond of, what do you work at?
>>711772312
>>711771857
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights, usually starting at 8 PM CST unless Alice is having one at the same time, in which case I start after she's done.
There's also a Steam group called Reimu's Thread Friends you can join if you wanna be notified when I start!
>>711771920
Ooh, I'm glad you found some work you enjoy! Best of luck to you with those promotions! Anyway, I'm just enjoying my two days off at the moment!
>>711772371
hunting people is illegal where i live
>>711772444
I'll see you Wednesday then! I'll join the Steam group too.
>>711772424
>>711771261
shipment of what
>>711772371
no, its more on the line of like niko bellic or something
>>711772205
The egg of the king!!!
>>711772371
I sell phones and contracts and stuff, it's pretty cool!
>>711772444
You lucky bugger! I have four days coming up. I'm good friends now with the manager so I got him to pull some strings for me
>>711772268
>>reckon
What did he mean by this?
>>711772645
Gamepads
>>711772685
>>711772559
Well, I didn't meant people, I meant hunting as in deer or boar, you could make some good cash if you're good at killing those, think about it.
>>711772645
Roman?!
>>711772742
Can you get me a s7 note? I need to make it look like an accident :^}}
>>711772742
Nice! The manager where I work is kinda frigid and intimidating, but I barely see him.
>>711772604
Can i get a reading names jose
Who did you save, Anonymous? Roman, or the Irish girl?
>>711772993
i've thought about it
>>711773209
The Asian one.
>>711772993
>Didn't meant
>>711773147
>Jose
Trump will make you go back to Mexico. Please pack your broom and mop and start leaving immediately.
>>711772993
We had them ALL recalled, friend! The only thing we have left of the Note 7 is the stylus from the display Note we had, as well as that tool you get with it to change the tips of the stylus. If I did have some, I'd be handing them out like crazy!
>>711773053
That's a shame! Mine was the same too before I started talking about my personal life a little, and he's coolio now.
Any questions about my job, or should I start a thread for that?
>>711772604
>>711772911
Dont think I have any left. Let me go check.
>>711772993
Cousin! Do you want to go bowling?
>>711773409
Damn I want to blow a load in that pussy
>>711773209
Roman of course. I love bowling!
>>711773116
>>711773474
>>711773639
You have such pretty eyes
>>711773147
>>jose has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "43".
How do I overcome my shyness and start talking to girls using words with more than one syllable?
>>711773329
Shush you.
>>711773209
I think I saved irish grill... damn I missed Roman.
>>711773236
Getting paid for shooting and slicing animals, what a way to make a living.
>>711773439
>If I did have some, I'd be handing them out like crazy!
I like the way you think. Absolute madman.
>>711773512
No...
>>711773743
>>711773439
You can talk about it here, if you want!
>>711773409
>>711773542
>
>>711773846
is that something you would be interested in, anon?
>>711773955
>>711773955
>Reimu and Sanae at the same time
My dick can only take so much
>>711773846
>>711773978
In all honesty, I would hunt, but only with bow, guns are too unfair when it comes to these kind of things, you know? If I hunt, I want it to be "fair". And, if anything, I would do it to bring food to the table.
>>711774105
>
>>711773808
Practice! Try writing out some things you'd like to say to them and then reading them out loud until you have a feel for how it'll come out. That should make it easier when the time comes, and then you'll be better equipped to improvise too!
>>711773545
>>711773846
La familia es todo...
>>711774093
>>711773846
Just get a big box of them and give them to everyone. "You get a Note, she gets a Note, everyone gets a Note!"
>>711773955
Wew lad. Any questions in particular? I'm in the UK so my answers might be a little different than they would be if you asked an American.
>>711773409
Lewdmu!!!
Hiyadoin?
Mantis
>>711774367
You're going to make me make a mess...
>>711774297
nothing beats a good knife, but i would like to overcome this feeling once and for all
Rolling for tarot reading
Fw. 190 > Everything here
>>711774442
I'm regMUU
>>711774345
But I don't know what I'd like to say either. My mind goes blank whenever I talk to anyone in person, even when I hang out with friends I'm too nervous to speak up and say anything.
I don't know how this happened either since just last year I was able to hold a decent conversation with people. Now I can't think of any words when someone tries talking to me and I stutter a lot when I do.
>>711773892
And such a lovely smile!
>>711765195
what mods do you use for Civ 5?
>>711774583
Hmm... did anything happen during that time that you remember? Something humiliating or traumatic?
>>711774649
hhehe
>>711774442
That was not me! Anyway, I'm doing fine, whaddaboutyou?
>>711774506
Here's moar
>>711774690
Kinda... Nothing anybody really knows about aside from me and my best friend though, and it's not something I think would cause it either...
>>711774510
Well, wether you carry a gun or a bow, it is irrelevant when it comes to finishing the deed, a knife to out it out of its missery, poetic, even romantic, don't you think?
>>711774422
>how to make it to the news.
>>711774345
*ding, ding ding, ding*
>>711774800
Came like a hose. Thank you!
>>711774674
Mostly new civs, like my fellow Gensokyo girls, and Hitler and Jefferson Davis and people from various other things. I also sometimes play with Vox Populi, which is an overhaul of the game mechanics that's supposed to make things deeper and more balanced. It doesn't work well with some of the modded civs though, and what I mean by that is that they're not balanced properly for it so they could end up either being super weak or super overpowered. But it's still fun to play around with!
Reroll
>>711774816
wat
>>711774849
not at all
K, shutting thread down now.
>>711775063
Sauce?
>>711774895
You're welcome, anon~
>>711775011
Ayyy i got dubs! So can i get a tarot reading pls? Kinda curious what life has in store for me in 2017
>>711775063
Could you? Here, I'll play some exit music for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DixNeiIPTzc
>>711764666
Full moons cause insanity. Reimu you should know this.
>>711774944
>No Civ IV traits mod
heresy
>>711775062
Life is poetry in motion, so is hunting, atleast that's how I see it.
>>711775358
i dont understand poetry
>>711775442
Mmmh, well, there is also the killing for the sake of killing when it comes to hunting, that's what you like I guess.
~Neptune
>>711775701
i thought this thread was for advice on bettering myself
(V)(;,,,;)(V) Zoidberg. Mwhahaha!
Spammers have no originality nowadays
I wish i had my flags right now
Can i get a tarot reading pl0x
>>711775757
Well, you said you liked killing, you fear you might hurt others?
~Nep
>>711775953
You don't know what you're talking about.....
Why would we want to be original?
Point is to spam, since when is spam original?
Fucking frog.
>>711776209
That puppet doesn't comes around here, the one you replied to is a slightly fascist fag.
~Nep
>>711776146
i don't fear it, i embrace it
Reroll
>>711776397
I don't know what is there to better about you in all honesty anon, you sound pretty content to me.
Lets hang in the other thread
~Nep
>>711776209
its called effort you cock wrangling paper boy
>frog
what the fuck is your cock-loving ass spewing? did your daddy beat you too hard last fuck session?
>>711776812
Sit the fuck down fool.
>>711777436
the fuck kind of nigger fried response is that
What happened to the last thread?
>>711774571
I stand corrected!
~Mantis
