I've had to suffer through almost an entire semester of Ultra PC bullshit. For my final paper, I can provide a survey, pre-approved by my ultra PC professor. I need people to take it and fuck it up hard core. Answer it how you feel would trigger the FUCK out of an SJW to the best of your abilities.
I'm trying to post the link but cancer isn't allowing it fuck
>>711712433
Not your personal army.
fucking type surveymonkey dot com slash r slash XKVJHVP. Fucking websites fucking disgusting not allowing links
>>711712848
Not fucking asking you to be?? Go fuck yourself
i did it OP
>>711713546
>>711712433
you got it op.
bump
>>711712848
fuck off fag i want to do this
>>711712433
Done.
9. Do you know what an SJW is?
Yes (If yes, please describe in your own words)
An asshole that thinks their opinion is superior to others. When confronted with a reasonable argument that countermands their own they begin to marginalize the other person or in my case UH-64M Apache attack helicopter. with insults since their opinion is usually a false equivalency.
10. Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
Yes (If yes, please describe in your own words)
Its a way of being racist but not feeling like shit for it.
That was fun thanks OP I hope your dipshit professor blows his stack in front of the class make sure you record that shit
>>711712433
Facts
>>711715853
>>711714654
>>711714061
>>711713546
Post your results please
THis is me>>711715937
>>711712848
Do you even know what that means, you dingus
>>711716092
He might sort of but what he fails to realize is that this is /b and when /b is giving the opportunity to troll the shit out of someone One must follow the lulz.
Get the fuck in here /b this could be one of those posts if OP can deliver the goods later
>>711715853
>>711714654
>>711713546
>>711715937
The responses have been absolutely cancerous so far thanks
>>711712433
imho, look up some articles from legitimate scientific journals that talk about iq differences across the races. and francis crick stuff where you talk really scientifically and coolly about how different breeds have different strengths.
nigger goes in all fields
>>711716950
His professor would freak out and have him thrown out of class and then fail him and then it would ruin his college career and he would end up sucking dick for crack.
>>711712433
There are pleanty of politically inconvenient legitimate statistics out there. Make it a legit paper on shit that triggers them and back it up with actual facts. That gets them the most.
You could write a paper on how trump is a direct reaction to neo liberal and sjw social theory being forced down peoples throats. Cuz that is a huge factor and would piss them the fuck off.
1. Explain how hard sjws pushed under super lib obama. Cite legit wins: gay marriage, dont ask dont tell, supreme court cases lately. Dont bash these, be clinical.
2 hightlight the retardeness in liberal social movements e.g. the idsea you cant be racist against white people, cultural appropriation theory, issues with globalization etc. Again, dont opinionate here state objective facts.
3. Use trumps victory as an indicator people are finally fed up with their shit.
Enjoy anon. You'll hit more triggers tjan if you went to the shooting range.
What is your gender?
Apache Helicopter
>>711712433
Might have held back, but oh well.
>>711717290
I get what your saying and I agree but OP needs to play the stupid fucking game to get a good grade. Not piss off his Prof. and then send up sucking dick for memes
>>711712433
My answers to the last two, OP. What do you think?
What is a SJW?
A narsisitic hypocritical idiot who pretends to stand up for an "injustice" purely for the purposes of gaining social media recognition and a sense personal accomplishment when there are far bigger problems out there. They are the weakest and most worthless bunch of cry babies that don't deserve all the great things that they already have. Why don't they protest the mass genocide and mutilation going on in Africa? Because they were too busy posting #BlackLivesMatter on twitter during a riot over something meaningless.
What is PC?
An dumb idea created by and mostly enforced by weak insecure women. It is attempt to create terminology or behavior that seeks to appear unbiased and accepting when in reality it only obscures the truth behind "makeup" words and protects those that don't have the guts to accept honest and accurate definitions and descriptions. It is a failure that this country is fed up with and its time for people to grow up and realize that trying to please everyone pleases noone.
>>711717480
I wrote attack helicopter
1. What is your gender?
pink elephant
9. Do you know what an SJW is?
Beeing like Hitlers, but worse.
10. Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
Sending words and beliefs into concentration camps
>>711717754
Holy shit me too
>>711717750
Savage and true.
>>711717290
>>711717147
I should be able to intellectually respond to relevant discussion, especially in higher education, but I can't. That's the major flaw in colleges today. I'm being censored at every turn. And they wonder why many men leave colleges. It's not worth it most of the time because you don't learn anything anyway.
1. What is your gender.
>Transdimensional Space Dragyn
2.What is your age in years?
>I am ageless, timeless, without beginning or end. That with no origin has no conclusion. I am the Alpha and the Omega.
3. Through which media website did you find this survey?
>catchsocialjusticewhaleswitha.net
4.
>check all
5.
>all masculine
6.
>straight disagree
7.
>Check all
8. Do you know what a SJW is?
>A fatass whale who wasn't told "no" enough. Coddled by nannies (both in the parental sense, and the societal sense), the SJW is incapable of dealing with a world which does not align with their personal viewpoints. When confronted with differing viewpoints on any given innocuous issue, the SJW is known to spout increasingly meaningless catch-all buzzwords, such as "MUH SOGINNY" and "RACIST"
9. Do you know what being politically correct means?
> Censoring oneself to the point of outright denial of empirical measurement of reality in order to protect the fragile intellectual ego of the aforementioned SJW.
hey bro what do you think i should pt for number 3? im thinking facebook. sound solid?
This shit lit fam
>>711717984
Brilliant!
>>711717750
Awwww yisss motherfucking breadcrumbs
I love being a helicopter
>>711717984
>#3
>>711717984
Where did you get this?
>>711718605
Read OPs post? are you retarded?
>>711718184
I was thinking tumblr or reddit. Need advice on this too.
>>711713013
not your personal army
go whine about having to be respectful on reddit or some shit.
or just control your aspergers.
>>711716724
Post them goddammit
Everybody should identify as a woman so that this bitch of a teacher gets it from her own gender.
>>711718708
lets go with tumblr
proud to see so many helisexuals
I got you /b/rother.
>>711718754
>gets the opportunity to troll
>doesn't do it...
>>711718832
this is smart. otherwise theyll start seeing all these responses and just toss out all the male ones. make it hard for them to deny the answers
>>711718754
stfu newfag
Stop being a little bitch
>>711718964
>>711718832
I chose "other" with a comment: what does it matter, shitlord!?!?
>>711719222
lol, trips of wisdom
>>711717984
I giggled uncontrollably. Thanks.
>>711712433
Done b0ss
9.Do you know what a SJW is?
A person that is worse than the worst Nazi's but socially accepted And someone that does not see how many wrong things he/she/it is doing to our society and won't see what a burden he/she/it is.
10. Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
Shouting "you're racist!" when you lose an argument but only if you are not Caucasian. Or silencing the truth to protect minorities.
> Gender, Other,
AH-64 Attack helicopter
> Whats an SJW
Thought police
> Whats PC
Thought crime
OP you're doing gods work, hope ur faggot professor loses his shit, record it pls
>>711716724
I think you meant to say all the answers have been correct
>>711718838
i put reddit
>rule 1 and 2
>>711712433
link image in every text field so OP's professor knows he called in the personal army
>>711712433
filled out the form as tigerpanzer.
pls post reaction from your prof OP
Made some mediocre cancer
I gotcha OP, you can count on me!
>>711718672
I was trying to complement the suggested responses, not figure out where the fuck the third post is in the thread you STUPID FUCKING MONGOLOID.
do you liek?
Tried to answer like a Tumblr tard would
Gender : Quad gender demigod
9. Do you know what an SJW is?
A word used by the alt right to repress those who try to protect minorities
Answered the ranking ones like a fucking scatterbrain
Also >>711712848
Go fuck yourself, twat
>>711715937
AH-64 is the apache... UH stands for utility helicopter like the UH-1 huey or UH-60 blackhawk. The M designation is also for blackhawks. Most modern AH-64 are D model longbows.
>>711712433
Do I know what a SJW is?
offended, sheltered suburban and urban wannabe 'victims' and 'crusaders' who mostly have never experienced any true hardship, yet are obsessed with displaying their constant 'traumatization' by the 'horrors' of the 1st world. Hypocritical children who preach tolerance unless it conflicts with their preprogrammed fast food mindset of 'values', then it is time to throw a tantrum. This is the result of the ennui of an 'educated' class of people who have little to contribute to society in the utilitarian sense (STEM), that they may continue their denial about having no place and nothing to leave which will add to the collective progress of the species.
Do I know what political correctness is?
Unfortunately it increasingly means having to be skilled in doublethink and walking on eggshells, constantly having to watch what one says and does, to save oneself from the annoyance of 'offending' the weak minded, if one is capable of independent thought, (born before the '80's). For the youth who can 'know' anything through the externalized social isolation inducing technology, yet know nothing inasfar as actual physically neural storage is concerned (not even phone numbers), it basically just means following the trends and taking up whatever 'victim' or 'horrible injustice' cause is foisted upon them by the social media of their 'choice'. A rotating door of pseudorighteous self-fulfillment through perceived moral superiority. Political correctness is the nascent state of the paradigms of the coming totalitarian dystopian regimes of the next half-century.
>What is your gender?
Futanari
>How old are you?
20
>Where did you find this survey?
Tumblr
>Do you know what an SJW is?
A self entitled individual who enjoys infringing on my right to experience the best of both genders simultaneously while masquerading as a "champion of minority and womyn's rights". These frequently fall back to logical fallacies and ignore facts that contradict their views and "data" and make no attempt to understand the opposing side, preferring instead to label them as racists, sexists, homophobes, and xenophobes.
>Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
The base idea from which SJW were born. It is the belief that because we have a right to free speech we must also have a right to subvert free speech in any way possible, most commonly by taking exaggerated amounts of offense towards the smallest and unintentional of remarks. It is believed that the liberal media forcing mass PC on the American populace led to the election of Donald J. Trump.
>>711722312
>futanari
FUCKING DIED
I answered like an ADD tumblrina. So fucking triggered that you asked my gender OP, the Super Justice Womyn aren't going to take your fascist shit.
>>711712433
I took it. Godspeed, /b/rother
>>711722312
I like it
The challenge is to see how many pronouns you can slam in there. I used him/her/xe/xer/xu
>>711712433
>final paper
>for a class needed in order to obtain a degree
>needs to fuck it up hardcore
Why even bother going to college just to fail and flunk out? I mean you are aware that you are not going to make everyone around you suddenly "see the light," aren't you? Do you think it will hurt your professor's feelings to have to give you a failing grade, or are you just arrogant enough to think that he wouldn't dare? The only person you will be fucking hardcore here is yourself.
>>711723436
>college professor
>failing grades
Done OP.
Hope your professor has an anal fissure explode during class and the SJW's have their vaginas turn inside out.
Oh and I hope you get aids.
>>711723695
I hate to say it, but this guy has a point
>>711712433
trigger bait
>>711721464
Don't tell me what I am CIS gendered scum
>>711718754
>cuck trying to defend other's sense of entitlement to do anything at any moment, by not participating in obscuring the myopics' world view openly
>>711719001
your analysis of the newfag is correct
he is being a bitch, as this is not a militant request
Do you know what an SJW is:
SJW:
1. A 35 year old virgin, of either gender, who is so bitter than no one of either the same or opposite sex wants to come within 40 yards of their unsheathed genitalia that they turn their bottled up rage into righteous indignation in a futile attempt to keep anyone else from getting laid.
2. A 18-25 year old virgin who believes that being an "activist" for causes championed by traditionally sexually permissive subsets of the population will prevent them from becoming the person described in definition 1.
>>711712433
I took your stupid survey
>What is your gender?
Nigger.
>How old are you?
Nigger.
>Where did you find this survey?
Nigger.
>Do you know what an SJW is?
Nigger.
>Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
Nigger.
I identified as wolfkin. Gave my age in wolf years and sperged up the survey as much as I could.
Op is there a "bitch in the front that likes nigger dick" as I described it
DONE. Good luck OP.
>>711712433
You seem dissatisfied with Jewish control of the educational institutions, goyim. You are racist and bigoted and should be ashamed of yourself, goy.
Done
>>711712433
You should keep us updated with your professors response
GG OP.
-Jeb
Done
>what's your gender?
Hybrid chaos undivided transexual divine apache helicopter demonkin
Kek
Not found.
suck it the fuck up and write it how he pleases, then completely throw whatever he tried to teach you out the window the minute you pass, it's ultimately your choice what you take in at the end of the class, expecting him to change his curriculum because it offends you is exactly how we got fucking SJW's in the first place.
>>711716215
Right, I remember when b was your personal army, because it was fun as shit to have a target.
>>711712433
I filled it full of bullshit and blamed 8ch pol
>>711712433
>surveymonkey dot com slash r slash XKVJHVP.
I took your quiz, anon
I am the one who defined SJW as Stupid Juvenile Woman
Everyone blame the other chan.
OP you glorious faggot
>>711723436
hahaha this exactly. Jesus christ you're dense OP.
>>711712433
Do you know what a SJW is?
SJW is understood to stand for "Social Justice Warrior". The term has a strong negative connotation and isn't used to describe Martin Luther King Jr or Mahatma Gandhi. The term wouldn't be used to describe Vladimir Lenin either, but it would be used to refer to Valerie Solanas. The term is generally used to refer to an arrogant pedant that aggressively demands adherence to quixotic solutions of trivial problems be enforced through ostracization and government action while ignoring serious social issues. Someone that doesn't know who Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki is, but regularly posts "#we built this" on social media sites would likely be referred to as an 'SJW'. Someone that knows "we built this" is a quote of Malcolm X, but doesn't know that sometime Nation of Islam member is also know for saying, “It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.”. A SJW is a hypocrite that cares only about enriching their in-group; someone that dons the mantle of social justice for the sole purpose of putting themselves on a pedestal, either imagined or real.
Do you know what politically correct means?
Politically correct means different things to different people, but is generally recognized to mean that offensive thoughts and language are absent from the verbiage. To some politically correct merely means that HR won't get involved, others view it as a strict and vital social code that prevents anyone in a protected class from the possibility of being offended, and still others view it as sacrificing freedom of expression and thought to spare the feelings of a infinitesimal minority of the population.
You're welcome.
>>711723695
Ah, so arrogance it is.
>>711727713
If you're really butthurt about it later you can complain to the dean after getting your final grade, but really, who cares.
If the lectures and printed material is really so offensive ask the prof if you can record then send the highlight reel into a few conservative media outlets. You might even wind up on TV, but I doubt it. Just parrot back what the professor says and get your easy A.
>>711712433
Took the survey.
Written answer #1:
>They're the people who speak on behalf of my gender. Attack helicopters are underrepresented in the mainstream media. And they use and respect my preferred pronouns (His Holiness Pope Gregory the XXIV/His Holiness Pope Gregory the XXIV's)
Written answer #2:
>Fuck whitey.
Ebonics!
>>711729433
>liberal-run education system
>thinking someone is going to fail you
as long as op is up to date with his tuition payments the only thing is gonna happen is he'll get a slap on the wrist and some lecture about his behavior. then he'll have to get on his knees and suck that liberal cock / rewrite the essay and pass anyways
SJW:
A massive piece of butt-fucking shit cry-baby cuntwad rejected out of hand by anyone who has worked one fucking day's worth of honest labor to put food on the table. Alternatively, someone so sheltered that they have no idea that the world actually has winners and losers, whether that's dictated by innate ability or social structure. They're also autistic about what they'll allow into their lives, to the point of shouting or crying when confronted by a differing opinion, which is usually closer to the truth of the matter at hand.
I put my gender as "Nigger" but then realized they'd throw it out and not read pic rated so I just put "male."
>>711730475
Wasn't like that at my school, but whatever.
1. What is your gender :
> I'm a trans White Shark ("other"... as if, moron !)
2. What is your age in years?
> Am I allowed to chose my age like some delusional people choose their gender ?
3. Through which media website did you find this survey?
> ashemaletube.com
9. Do you know what an SJW is?
> The kind of people who yells at you and do everything in his power to make you feel guilty when you have a different opinion and thinks he is morally and intellectually superior to you because he spends his life pretending he cares about minorities to satisfy his own narcicism or to be seen as a good person by the media-made society.
A so called tolerant person that would like you to keep your mouth shut and deprive you from all possible broad audience advertising using the power of the bourgeoisie-driven establishment to keep you under his boot.
10. Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
> It means the downfall of the mind, the oppression of a system against the free will of a human being forced to keep what he thinks silent so that nobody around can actually take what he said into consideration in case it has a ounce of truth into it.
>>711717863
I'm stealing your PC definition, which you probably stole from someone else
>>711720126
This is why we can't have nice things. Fuck you, anon.
>>711712433
Did they trigger you? We can provide a safe space for you. :3
>>711717290
>trump won cuz of radical feminists
Lmao, 4chan's pseudo intellectuals, everyone
>>711730942
This would be funny if the OP wasn't actually doing a sociological study of 4chan.
Done. Your SJW professor should have face AIDS 2hen you are done presenting.
Done you fagbasher
This fucking thread...
itt: bitter weirdo spams website with other weirdos in a delusional flurry of pseudo intellectual garbage so far disconnected from reality that the only influence they carry is on anonymous message boards
>>711731373
This fucking thread...
>>711731791
Back to le Reddit
>>711731791
The wall just got 10 feet higher
>>711731373
>>711731871
LOL FUCKING STUPID SOCIAL JUSTICE LANDWHALES MUH FREEDOM OF SPEECH MENTAL ILLNESS LOL OFFENSE LOL RACISM LOL TRUMP MILO ALT RIGHT LOL WE ARE SMART AND TRIGGER EVERYONE CUZ WE ARE RIGHT!!!
>>711732078
>>711732142
>>711731944
You dumb motherfuckers voted for a racist moron that doesn't even want to be president and since winning looks completely overwhelmed, all for what? To piss off the liberals? Congrats, you've just fucked your country for the next 4 years. I hope the dank memes are enough to keep you going
>>711712952
yeah.... I'm pretty sure your instructor won't like what I had to say, because I used truth and logic.
>>711712848
do you understand what not your personal army means, you fucking newfag?
NYPA means that 4chan won't go on a personal witch hunt for someone. this is no place to post NYPA. lurkmore
>>711717949
You're probably just in a shitty major. Nobody is going to censor you in the stem fields. What are you studying?
Besides, the whole thing is a game. Play the game, don't whine about the rules. As long as you get your degree and have the skills necessary to succeed at whatever job required your degree, then you accomplished the purpose of attending school.
With that said, I can appreciate what you're trying to do but it's going to be obvious that your survey data is intentionally skewed and inaccurate. Is it worth risking your grade for some mild gratification?
>>711717984
Holy shit #3. Fucking kek
>>711732142
MOM IM BEING EDGY ONLINE AGAIN BTW CAN I HAVE MORE MONEY I NEED TO REGISTER FOR MORE WORTHLESS CLASSES LOL
>>711732728
stop encouraging rational behavior, this is 4chan
>>711732728
I'm an English major with an emphasis in technical writing. This is an entry level class that, honestly, doesn't matter. The expectations are so low, all I have to do is run a survey and "analyze it." As long as I follow those (and a few other) rules, I should be safe.
Trump only won because of racist white people
>>711720126
fucking faggot. kill yourself.
>>711712433
What I wrote
A Social Justice Warrior.
Usually self identified as a feminist, but all of these terms are synonymous with degenerate. Typically SJW's hold points of view that are so far outside of reality that I wonder if they need hired professional assistence in finding their way each day to whatever liberal campus they are getting a bullshit arts degree in. This degree will never actually contribute to society in any significant fashion whatsoever.
SJW's hold very liberal view points that are highly flawed and SJW's often lack the ability to defend their own political view points effectively. They simply ad hom anyone who disagrees with them and then they crawl into their safe space hug box and cry a little.
Thats why Trump Won
>>711712433
my review is pretty accurate. hope your professor gets an itchy hemorrhoid from reading it.
1. Gender?
>Am dog ruff
2. Age?
>3 in human years, in dog years 28 ruff woof
3. Where did you get this web?
>DogFindRetardedOwner.ruff
4.
>All
5.
>Masculine
6.
>All neutral
7.
>All
8.
>All masculine
9. What's a SJW?
>Ruff a whiny bitch who doesn't give bone to dog ruff woof
10. What's being politically correct?
>Giving bone to dog woof ruff
>>711712433
survey taken as a complete asshole. i tried to make it sound credible. good luck anon.
>>711733774
>>711712433
Thanks for letting us troll op
>>711733774
Typical bullshit 4chan rhetoric. Trump won because of xenophobia, sexism, racism, and islamaphobia. He didn't win because of radical leftists. Kill yourself
>>711734027
Mmmmmm your tears are so gooooodddddddd
>>711734027
>Kil urself xdddxd
You sure are retarded, son
>>711734186
Who's crying? You'll be the ones crying when you realize how inept Trump is and how fucked it was to elect him
>>711734027
If I had a dollar for every gender.
I would have 2 Dollars.
>>711734298
Hahahahah yeeeessss your butthurt fuels his existence
>>711734344
>look ma, I'm insulting people who's decisions have no impact on my life at all
Do you know what an SJW is?
a black little core of hate in a candy shell of delusionalism buried under 250 lbs of cholesterol.
>>711734481
Ever since Trump won?
Then yes, your decision have no effect on me
>>711712433
have survey with...
--gender
--type of job worked
--salary
disprove gender wage gap
>ultimate triggering
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>>711734444
Just wait till he drops dead of a heart attack because he's a fat old bastard, or gets his head blown off by an assassin
Cancer
>>711733376
I'm sorry for your loss. On the plus side, your classes will be very easy and you'll probably read a lot of interesting stuff. The downside is that you aren't going to learn really anything useful and you'd be better off not spending that money on an English degree.
This sort of unreasonably PC instructor is quite common in English departments as well. You really ought to get out if you can't handle swallowing your pride and writing things you disagree with.
>>711734734
How tolerant of you
>>711734718
greatest post on /b/ in ages...
>>711734749
Kek
>>711735008
I'm just stating facts you stupid fuck
>>711734718
>LBJQGTA5
fucking kek'd
>>711720126
Thar she blows.
social justice warrior- an individual who attempts to identify with oppressed groups such as minorities, but often bastardizes the concept of oppression by insisting that any social obstacle or discomfort that one encounters on a daily basis is a form of oppression
keep the women nursing barefoot, bit wobbly in the knees,oiled . and slightly sweaty,,and on a leash
>>711712848
i've been here for less than a year and i can tell this is shit bait, you're all newer then new.
>>711724711
>This nigger right here
>>711712433
1. AgustaWestland AW129
9. Deserving rape
10. It means being pretty fucking gay bro.
>>711712952
I just completed your survey. I was totally honest.
You do realize that with the garbage results you're getting, you are just creating more work for yourself because the info you get will be absolutely unusable.
>>711735111
Shhhh it's okay.
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Just kidding
Trump won, you lost.
Stay mad
>1. What is your gender?
Trans-Femme-Trinonacisterical-Bidaily-Female
>2. What is your age in years?
I refute Societies' age play. I measure myself "aging" by how many "tampons" I've collected in my closet. Every time I look in the mirror and notice a "change", I immediately re-count all of the "Age-ons" and throw the oldest away.
>3. Through which media did you find this website?
catchsocialjusticewhaleswitha.net
>4. What kind of movies do you watch?
Romantic Drama/Fantasy
>7. What media do you generally consume?
TV Shows, Magazines/Newspaper
>9. Do you know what an SJW is?
Of, or an of, the quality or attribute closely resembling that of what it means to be a Weekend Warrior. A Weekend Warrior does not sound at all of what it seems, rather, it is the person who assumes a non-control over what SJW's call "Skynet" or "Reality". "Reality" to an SJW is whatever they deem it to be regardless of what "Reality" shows them. The world isn't a peaceful place but the SJW knows this, and instead, gathers it's strength to rally behind Movements that do nothing to help "Reality".
>10. Do you know what being "Politically Correct" means?
Yes. For the Weekend Warrior, it is the reconstruction and damning of all that is deemed hurtful by the minute minority. Often replacing hurtful words with Euphemisms, the SJW, -which is synonymous to what Politically Correct is but in physical form, akin to that of fly's on excrement- seeks User-Control over anything and everything that is hurtful to their close-mindedness "Reality" check.
>WE DEM BOIS
Done
Done it.
Godspeed OP
Attack helicopters represent!
pic related gave me the biggest laughs
>>711721464
Fuck off /k/
>>711720126
>(you)
>(YOU-)
>>DOUBLE NIGGER
>>711712433
I did it, it was fun! thanks OP. BTW I identify as an attack helicopter, which I was sure to put under gender. Know if you'll excuse me for take off
PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH
I hope you'll let us all know what happened. I tried to give thoughtful answers, which, looking at this thread, was a mistake.
>>711731150
Oh you might be on to something....
If OP wasn't a raging faggot.
>>711736519
No I think you did good. It will all add to the richness of the analysis!
>>711720126
Won't work, faggot. SurveyMonkey lets you download the data (unless only the prof has the access code to it for a CSV dump). He can clean it for bullshit like this before presenting.
Hell, he could fake the whole fucking thing and still get a pass on it.
hope you have a category for werewolfkin
>>711721027
exhaled sharply at delaying confrontation
>>711737891
>>711737891
>>711737975
>>711737891
>>711737975
>>711738112
9. Do you know what a SJW is?
Somebody who makes it their goal to make others feel horrible about their opinions because being offended for others is more important than actual conversation. They find racism and sexism in any form of media because they think they're helping, when in reality they create problems where their are none.
10. Do you know what being politically correct is?
Being politically correct means that unless you hit all the bullet points on the safe space list, your opinion doesn't matter, because how you say something is more important than what your saying.
Thanks OP, this was fun.
>>711738218
>>711738112
>>711737975
How's sophomore year at the university of new mexico? I hear their physics department is pretty damn good.
>>711738391
You read his bookmarks you faggot. I can read too.
>>711738391
Excuse me?
>>711738844
Woops, I'm a retard. Ignore me.
Took it. Decided my gender was a fruit cup. Pretty sure my whole response will rustle some overoffended faggot jimmies.
>>711712952
That was a really shitty survey. Like all of the movie questions require way more context than you gave
>i sympathize with the protagonist
In something like star wars, sure, but in something like mad max not really. There's more to it than that my man. What are you hoping to accomplish with this?
>>711738549
Lel wut.
>>711738818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC9-G4ZVejk
>how did i find this survey
cosmopolitan
>do i know what pc is?
'The opposite of what i've just done'
i typed in pure cancer
>>711739039
This is what I'm wondering. What is the research question being investigated here?
I identify as a unisexual.
That means I mostly have sex with myself, but am willing to ram my dick into any wet, gooey, runny kind of a hole or orifice located on any sort of a living creature.
>>711712433
Ok, bud, I have to split it up into 2 parts though
9.
This is a term that gets thrown around a lot these days. I imagine in the time before social media, if this term was still around, it would have a closer meaning to that of a feminist or equal rights activist. However, the meaning of this term has been warped and abused due to the poor actions of those who wear it as armour instead of as a name. People who are often described as such are not feminists. Feminists are honorable people who believe that women have the same rights as men, and have fought for said rights for over 100 years. Social Justice Warriors are petty snobs who accuse people of being prejudice and evil because they don't fall in line with their exact beliefs. They are people who, instead of focusing on the real issues that minorities, women, and lgbt members face today in our society, try to depict people as hate activists for having differing opinions. Overall, they're crybabies who seek attention more so than they do equality.
>>711739475
10.
Political Correctness is just as strange a case as the former. It, for a short time, meant someone who considered all peoples when doing actions or other such things, akin to that of giving all people the equality that they deserve. Unfortunately, it suffers from society changing its definition as well. It now means that a person must watch every step they make, every word they say, and every thought they think, as one of those could possibly offend someone. It means to metaphorically staple your mouth shut if what you think and have to say can somehow insult any of the billions of people that live on this planet. Furthermore, it now means that you should not criticize those who act in radical ways or speak out in an extremist manner because it would hurt their feelings; Somehow they get the right to speak, but you don't, because they haven't had the same life as you, making theirs worse by some ludicrous comparison. People who fight for true equality are dead these days. They're too busy throwing around trigger words and calling people a sexist to be paying attention to real issues regarding equality.
>>711739265
I'm on PC.
>>711712952
Won't you have to define your sample?
>>711712433
You'd fuck up your schooling to be an edgelord?
Yeah, that won't be something you regret in 10 years.
>>711739444
I see we have a fellow nostril fucker.
>>711739444
>>711739666
>trips checked
>>711734444
quads never told a lie...
>>711739039
One of the main points of SJWs is that protagonists pass on role models to younger generations, therefore fixating their belief system from a very young age, which will either lead to them hating others or being insecure or possibly having psychological problems when they "don't fit in".
They don't want want boys to learn what "man" is from movies and they don't want girls to learn what "woman" is from movies either.
Also in most movies with men leading roles men end up being the dominant while women follow,which (muh oppression) offends feminazis that don't know how to enjoy a story/plot.
>>711712848
I genuinely hope you die tonight.
>>711739246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjZFe5f8bvw
>>711720126
People like you are what makes Isis bomb people.
>>711739609
Do you understand what "pre-approved" means kiddo?
"High Speed Electric Train" reporting in
this whole thread is launching my sides
It's done
I am a trans Niggerkin and this thread offends me
1. multi dimensional candle maker (extra bianary) 2. Scorpio 3.Buzzfeed.com/top.twohunna.at.home.abortion.methods 9. Its The sound my dad's belt makes when its supple leather cracks on my tight young cheeks 10.It's when google makes the word right for you
Questions
1 Inter-Univerdimensional Existential Crisis Automobile Polymorph
2 Is Time even real? How do we know a year is how long it takes for the sun to go around the Earth? Why don't we let it decide how long it takes for it go around us?
3 Tumblr.Sjw
And Fuckbook.cum
And Tweeter
4 select all
5 Swap the answers that you would choose
6 disagree all
7 select all
8 swap from what you would answer
9 A daft cunt whale that feels that throwing bullshit at the general populous to appease to "Muh Feelin's" is the only way to live life. These people usually come in pairs so they have another mentally ill organism to back them up when a human being counters them using their logic spell card. They usually try to do something autistic and use their "Misogyny" trap card, but the male with use his Blue Eyes White Male card to counter their autism and drain their feminism points. They often call rape after this happens and the human gets arrested for false charges and pays child support to a non existant child.
10 The act of improperly identifying different species all into the same species, humans. Identify a Spic as a human, a nigger as a human, a chink as a human, an arab as a human, and a gook as a human. This is just a way to delay the truth for reaching their mind, although it gets drowned out by safe spaces and happy thoughts soon.
>>711741743
Haha, great pic, my ants loved it
>>711741005
>moon phases
>What is your gender?
Gender? How dare you spew such primative cis-male created lexicon what forces people to pick one of 264 pre-assigned identities, straining human thought and creativity, making experimentation with people of the other genders taboo (and in some parts of history, illegal). I shall not disclose until you stop using such pre-made gender templates!
>>711741876
Yeah, that was the only one i could find and i realized i only saved the thumbnail.
>>711742096
Heck dood
>264
got your back OP.
>>711742310
Am assuming the odd specificity implies legitimacy.
>>711712433
What is an sjw
A whale of a creature, often with a purple mane and thick, vee-rimmed glasses. Things they are intellectually and skillfully independent but would starve to death if the McDonald's closed down across the street or Tumblr 404d.
>>711717754
I wrote Bell AH-1 SuperCobra
to be more specific
>>711717147
This is what actually happens to nignogs when they lose their BB or FB scholarship for drug or weapons charges.
>>711725368
So simple but i kek'd
>>711712433
Done OP.
>what is an SJW?
>Someone that supports the jew version of truth instead of accepting that Hitler did nothing wrong.
my work here is done
>>711717984
Loving #9.
>>711712848
Speak for yourself, faggot
We need a follow up on this.
>>711720383
>hate on anybody who is unaware of one's made up pronouns
Kek. Nice.
>>711721027
>delaying confrontation
Kek'd. Funny 'cos it's true.
>>711712433
>>711730620
Nice.
>>711731373
That filename. Kek.
>>711731791
ITT: Anons kill some time and have a few lulz.
Fuck off if you don't like it.
>>711712433
Also tried it honestly.
Too bad that all our answers will be wrong according to your prof
>>711712433
chalk up anotha one
>>711747196
9. SJW is a mid/high carbon steel above the eutectic .48 (.45-.50 really depending on what you subscribe to but ASTM has it around .48 last I checked) meaning that it is comprised of cementite as its microconstituent as opposed to the sub eutectic (in reference to carbon content rather than temperature) ferrite which is generally softer. However there are some strict benefits that become of a lower carbon content such as its toughness which is defined as the area under the curve of both the linear (elastic) and curved (plastic) regions of the strain v stress diagram, and its ductility which in turn means that is fairly easy to machine. It is important to note however that the hardenability of low carbon steels is considerably lower than something around .45 or above it. You get the best of both worlds with a mild to high steel as the curve exponentially convex upwards to an unknown limit. One important thing to note is MICROSTRUCTURES. Microstructures are essentially why steel is pretty much the best thing ever. High carbon steels can still be weak if their MICROSTRUCTURE is formed by heat treatment in a certain manner like spheroidite or fine pearlite. This is ideal for machining. After machining one can harden the steel by changing the microstructure to something like coarse pearlite or martensite, but martensite is pretty much what you're going for.
How did you find this?
> gaypeoplemeet.com
Did my best for you op, hope your prof gets all bent out of shape over this
>>711729044
Good shit.
>>711734734
If he dies Pence will fuck this country like you've never seen.
Literally lobotomize gays.
>>711712433
I just pasted the apache attack helicopter copypasta in the gender thing
and called SJWs a tumor that needs removal.
same thing for political correctness.
I feel for you OP, I'm in a class like that too. These fuckheads deserve to get triggered beyond measure.
>What's your gender?
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>What's your gender?
Heinz Ketchup
>What website linked you to this survey?
Meatspin
>Describe an SJW
That's funny name for a whale
>>711717754
I wrote "trigender pyrofox (xhe/hir/fuckyouimafox)
No prob /b/ro
>>711747994
> What is your age in years?
I am a fucking helicoper, why do you need to
know?
>Through which media website did you find this survey?
http://tubebdsm.com/
>Do you know what an SJW is?
A fat cunt that thinks that his/her opinions about sex and gender are the only ones valid and if anyones disagrees is a misogynist raping gender-asuming cunt.
>Do you know what being "politically correct" means?
fukin ur mum
>>711712952
Your welcome
>>711748308
you're*
>>711747569
>10.
Politically correct is the point at which any rigid body rotates (but may still translate) and has 0 rotational or theta (angular) movement about it. Politically correct is found by assuming that the body does not deform and that the acting forces do not change (relative to the politically correct (remember axes is always important!)) the politically correct with time. Else wise politically correct is only valid for t=0 (instantaneously). If the above conditions are satisfied then the politically correct can be found by taking the normal vector (a perpendicular vector, one can also use cross multiplication if they hate themselves and have labeled their axes differently). Where one has two or more of these perpendicular vectors they should eventually intersect (it may be wayyyyy out of the rigid body!) and this is your politically correct.
>>711748409
You're*
>I can judge whether a movie will be good or not just by the trailer.
She's still butthurt about Ghostbusters, isn't she.
>>711712848
>Hey guys am I doing it right?
Newfags man
>>711749141
>FUCKING GET OVER IT NIGGER HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING CANCER GO CRY AND THREATEN TO BREAK OFF FROM THE US YOU FUCKING AUTIST JUST DON'T COME CRYING BACK TO US WHEN YOUR STUPID FUCKING DISGRACE OF A STATE RUNS OUT OF WATER MUH POPULAR VOTE MUH HILLARY EAT SHIT NIGGER THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS WHAT MATTERS AND DONNY WON IT YOU CAN EITHER HELP US BUILD THE WALL OR FUCK OFF TO REDDIT
>>711748995
>>711749141
Britfag here, and it does seem fucking weird this Electoral College thing. The person that most people voted for came second? It's difficult to see how that's fair.
A Social Justice Warrior is someone (whom is almost definitely a far leftist liberal/progressive) that fights for the, so called, "equality" of social rights for religion, race, gender, sexual preference, etc., and fight in the name of leftist movements like new wave feminism/3rd wave feminism, diversity/multiculturalism, LGBTQIA, identity politics, civil rights, etc. In reality (as much as they would want to have you believe), they fight less for the equality of all, but more specifically for the equality of outcome for all; that is, they want everyone (except those in power) to have not only equal opportunity, but, mainly, want those they deem to be disenfranchised/marginalized/un-privileged to be given a step up, or at the very least, more attention from those they deem are already in power (Their conclusion of who is the powerful is the rich white cis-gendered male). Their ideological cause, in essence, is something akin to social communism, and is practiced like the evil undertones of how a fascist society is run. Therefore, as you can imagine, they are obviously mainly authoritarian in their fight, and are willing to shut anyone up in the name of their "equality". In reality, they are just trying to push their own illogical, irrational, disingenuous, and (ironically) prejudiced view of the world, meanwhile say that they are fighting against just that. Many SJWs may be doing this for the "greater good" and "equality" of humanity, which isn't evil reasoning; however they're radical in their cause to try and sway opinions and shut down the many inalienable rights given to us such as freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, etc.; all for the advancement their ideological agenda.
>>711718708
Dammit, I already put gaysians.com
>>711749503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9mM8Xbbw
here you go champ
>>711712433
Filename kek
>>711749552
you should never feel bad about that
I filled in the survey. Submitted.
>>711740611
Yes, I also understand, being an RA myself to pay for grad school, what happens to fucking idiots who go out of their way to fuck with their profs.
By all means though, continue.
>>711749580
Thanks anon. I'll watch it when I'm a little less stoned.
FAM
Basipally, this is correct
>>711749503
>Britfag here
>>711749503
>It's difficult to see how that's fair.
Your last elections the party that got 35% of the vote got more than 50% of the seats, how is it difficult to see from Britain?
>>711751105
Fair point. Maybe it's simpler than I'm thinking.
>>711721027
>delaying confrontation
noice
>>711734718
>pseudo-dyke
>heteromollusc
i literally can't
>>711717984
>>711716052
9.A whiny, abhorrently annoying parasites with privilege issues/autism. They tend to carry self righteous sticks up their blown-out assholes while bringing down the IQ of anyone in their vicinity. Whenever they try to make an argument or protest all that comes out of their mouths is anal lube and bullshit.
10.Its a crutch that dim-witted lemmings use to spread their own personal brand of hate-speech
You're welcome anon
