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Trips and I'll do anything except killing myself.

100% deliver guaranteed.
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Fuck a dog in the ass
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>>711712011
Op here.. Ye but ur mom keeps rejecting me.
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Suck your dad
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>>711711966
Backflip
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>>711711966
wheres your swastika tattoo
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>>711711966

Cut off toe with a sharp knife.
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Will you fuck off for dubs?
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>>711712377
thou art wizard?
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>>711712377
A N N I H I L A T E D
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>>711711966

come over and fuck me
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>>711711966
Eat nine double cheeseburgers.
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>>711711966
Buy a game on steam and gift it to someone on this thread!
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Post follow @voyhe on instagram on your facebook thzxxzx
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>>711711966
Attach tweezers, pliars, etc. to a drill rather than a drill bit. Attach to nipple, twist until torn off.
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>>711711966
heroin, go get some and shoot it.
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>>711711966
make a new friend. :)

And then rape them
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>>711711966
cut your left nipple off in a perfect circle, fry in butter and eat it
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Do public masturbation
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eat your own shit
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>>711711966
dont deliver
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>>711711966
Go to Anthrocon this/next year!
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Give me $1000
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>>711712706
re roll
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Cut off your arm without dying
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Cut off dick head
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cross the road without looking both ways
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Fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick.
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show us your dick
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>>711711966 do public masturbation with cum
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Cook an egg and then take a picture of the egg with a timestamp and you giving a thumbs up.
Right hand.
Make sure the pic is next to a window.
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>>711711966
Tits or GTFO
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>>711711966
Bomb the next Anti-Trump rally
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>>711711966
cut your dick off
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>>711712794
roll
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>>711711966
Cut off your dick
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take a knife and shove it in your dick
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drink your own piss.
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cut your one testicle off
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>>711712993
Why cant i get...
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Dont leave your house for 1 year
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Sharpie in the butt
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Cut off pinky toe
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>>711711966
my trips says kill someone else
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Squirt bleach into your rectum
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eat a knife
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>>711712960
Dont get it, roll for this stupid shit.
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shave ur chest fuzz mix it into a salad and eat it pls
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>>711711966
Tell us a story of only lies consisting of at least 500 words.
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Let me fuck you
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Have someone else kill you. (you only excluded suicide)
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dig a hole and hibernate for the winter
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Stab your parents with a knife
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>>711713110
Off by one... reroll
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>>711713302
This
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>>711711966
>>711713282
Assisting in reroll.
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Fry your balls on a pan and video that shit
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Cut your entire dick off
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>>711713302
Role
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>>711713444
WINRAR
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>>711711966
Shit into your own mouth.
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sharpie in pooper
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>>711713444
winrar.
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>>711712601
He could just clamp it in the bit holder you numale.
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>>711711966
Shave your head
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>>711713444
checked
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>>711713444
Trips demand being murdered. Note we wait for op to not deliver
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>>711713444
Checked... what a waste...
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>>711713444
Fucking keked
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>>711711966
Sing us a song on Vocaroo using the words in this tread. Beat / backround can be anything.
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>>711713444
Nigga better do it
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>>711713444
RIP
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habeeb it!
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Eat your cum
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>>711713610
He's gonna need to find a nigger to knock him off
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>>711711966
cut off ear
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Masturbate on your rooftop
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>>711713444
I think this still falls under death clause.
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Op has left the building. Chance of delivery extremely low
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>>711712991
reroll this
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Internet love machine
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>>711713747
Wrong, he only excluded killing himself, not having some crack addicted nigger do it.
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try to suck your own dick
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>>711712991
Roll for this
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Eat your cum on vid
Full face and dick in view plz
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>>711713444
op fucked up
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>>711713955
He didn't read the fine print
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Touch your penis with your hand!!!
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Send me a bunch of money
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>>711713911
Hiring someone to kill you is assisted suicide, which OP said he wasn't going to do.
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>>711711966
post cock
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Buy me some crack
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>>711711966
Go to the local highschool and tape a piece of paper to the door with a swastika on it that reads "This is Trumps America now, niggers, kikes and spics eternally btfo"
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put sharpie up your pooper and send a pic of it to your mom followed by "i'm gay"
timestamp + screenshot
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Paint your home completely in gold and write "Fuck Niggers" in big black letters on the front wall
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>>711714106
Op's gay lover detected
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>>711711966
staple your scrotum to some wooden furniture.
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>>711714213
this
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>>711714213
reroll
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>>711711966
stick a pencil down your peehole
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>>711711966
Slap yourself in the nuts.
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go to a drivethrough bottomless
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Open the door to your apartment/house and start jerking it. Then just cum straight outside, even if people watch
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>>711714106
Agreed.
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>>711714286
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whatever you want
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>>711711966
Get a tattoo of Joe Biden.
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>>711714382
with a hammer
film it + timestamp
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>>711714213
rrroll
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carve swastika into chest
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>>711714213
this
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>>711713936
roll
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burn 5000$, film it and share it here
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Post a video of your cock tribute to Trump.
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>>711714560
Roll
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FULL SHARPIE IN THE POOPER
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>>711711966
Play CSGO & post it on youtube.
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>>711714923
roll
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>>711714213
reroll
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>>711714213
reroll for this
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>>711714923
rolling
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SUCK A DICK
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>>711714997
>>711714923
so close
reroll
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>>711714213
ROLL COME ON
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>>711714923
rawl
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Play skyrim the full main story without using the bow or stealth atcks on highest difficulty. And the race shuld be redguard.
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>>711715057
no
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>>711711966
Buy a premium sub to giantbomb.
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Nudes with face
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>>711715057
FUCK YOU
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>>711715057
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>>711715154
Reroll
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>>711715093
you suck at this, also roll for this
>>711714213
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>>711715093
Reroll
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>>711714213
roll
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Include murder?
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>>711713444
Op here, not doing that keep rolling boys
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biggest thing you can find with a penis shape up the pooper
timestamp
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>>711714213
ROLLING IN THE DEEP
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>>711714213
reroll for this gem
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>>711711966
Got get a whopper from BK, a 40oz beer, and skateboard somewhere.
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Close this faggot thread.
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>>711711966
Go to a local gym and ask men to pee in your hands.
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>>711714213
reroll
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>>711715304
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>>711715450
roll
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>>711715450
rolling, fuck this
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MAGA
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>>711714213
Reroll
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>>711715499
rollie
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>>711711966
Read Goodnight moon to us.
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>>711715450
Rolling
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Stand naked in front of a window while sipping on a can of budwiser
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>>711714213
rollerino
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Record yourself getting pegged by the ugliest, fattest chick you can pick up and post it
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>>711712096
HAHA OH SHIT YOU BURNED HIM SO HARD. OWNED OWNED HAHA WAUW XD XD NICE!
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>>711714213
ROLL
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>>711715632
Rolling
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>>711715719
>>711712011
samefag
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>>711714213
rollerino
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slit wrists, not enough to kill tho, just like attention seeking slits
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jerk off on a picture of a goat while screaming "why are gas prices increasing"
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>>711714213

The people have spoken.
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>>711711966
go to a 24hr supermarket/store/eatery, stand outside under their sign and record yourself fucking yourself with a beer bottle or a cucumber and post it here
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>>711715803
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>>711711966
seduce an underage girl and post pics of night after
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>>711714213
we have to make this happen, reroll
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Get obese, post progress pics
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>>711714213
Lol this
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Eat your own shit.
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>>711716021
euhm excuse le, did you just say "lol" ?
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>>711714213
rollie pollie
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>>711716051
roll for this
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Take a shit and eat it
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>>711714213
rollin
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>>711715957
html editing, kek
so slow
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>>711714213
rollin
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>>711714213
pls
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>>711714213
pls god
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>>711714213
Rollolil
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>>711716051
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>>711711966
Kill yourself twice
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>>711714213
reroll
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>>711711966
Make a salad
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>>711714213
roll
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>>711714213
Roll
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>>711716212
Reroll
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>>711715880
reroll
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>>711714213
Rolly
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>>711716222
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>>711714213
need sharpie in pooper
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>>711714213
role for this
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>>711716222
Winrar
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>>711716222
WINRAR
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>>711716222
>
I GOT TRIPS MOTHERFUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>711716268
roll
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>>711711966
Spoon down piss hole
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>>711716268
>>711716222
lets go
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>>711711966
Eat nothing but Mcdonalds for the next week
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>>711711966

Fingerblast your mom.
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>>711711966
Buy Penirium
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>>711716415
He said no suicide.
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>>711716222
you better deliver OP
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>>711713444
OP is fagot and wont deliver
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>>711716145
You can literally paint over it you enormous faggot

Seriously how delusional can someone be to fucking believe, that people edit that shit with fucking html goddamn retard
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>>711716051
Rolling
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>>711714213
Roll
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>>711715304
Then this thread is over. You can't deliver, we don't play. Fuck off faggot
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kill your neighbor's entire family
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>>711716748
i already won that m8
check it >>711716222
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>>711716636
>triggered
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>>711716222
WINRAWRRR
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>>711716222
OP STOP BEING A FAGGOT, pls.
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>>711716636
>not even knowing html is a language and not a tool to edit itself
>monkey iq
>kek
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>>711716970
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>>711717049
looks like>>711716636
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OP, i know you said you won't do suicide, but honestly. killing yourself is better than not delivering.

you're a fucking cunt
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>100% delivery guaranteed
what about >>711716222
you fucking retard
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kapa
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