Trips and I'll do anything except killing myself.
100% deliver guaranteed.
Fuck a dog in the ass
>>711712011
Op here.. Ye but ur mom keeps rejecting me.
Suck your dad
>>711711966
Backflip
>>711711966
wheres your swastika tattoo
>>711711966
Cut off toe with a sharp knife.
Will you fuck off for dubs?
>>711712377
thou art wizard?
>>711712377
A N N I H I L A T E D
>>711711966
come over and fuck me
>>711711966
Eat nine double cheeseburgers.
>>711711966
Buy a game on steam and gift it to someone on this thread!
Post follow @voyhe on instagram on your facebook thzxxzx
>>711711966
Attach tweezers, pliars, etc. to a drill rather than a drill bit. Attach to nipple, twist until torn off.
>>711711966
heroin, go get some and shoot it.
>>711711966
make a new friend. :)
And then rape them
>>711711966
cut your left nipple off in a perfect circle, fry in butter and eat it
Do public masturbation
eat your own shit
>>711711966
dont deliver
>>711711966
Go to Anthrocon this/next year!
Give me $1000
>>711712706
re roll
Cut off your arm without dying
Cut off dick head
cross the road without looking both ways
Fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick.
show us your dick
>>711711966 do public masturbation with cum
Cook an egg and then take a picture of the egg with a timestamp and you giving a thumbs up.
Right hand.
Make sure the pic is next to a window.
>>711711966
Tits or GTFO
>>711711966
Bomb the next Anti-Trump rally
>>711711966
cut your dick off
>>711712794
roll
>>711711966
Cut off your dick
take a knife and shove it in your dick
drink your own piss.
cut your one testicle off
>>711712993
Why cant i get...
Dont leave your house for 1 year
Sharpie in the butt
Cut off pinky toe
>>711711966
my trips says kill someone else
Squirt bleach into your rectum
eat a knife
>>711712960
Dont get it, roll for this stupid shit.
shave ur chest fuzz mix it into a salad and eat it pls
>>711711966
Tell us a story of only lies consisting of at least 500 words.
Let me fuck you
Have someone else kill you. (you only excluded suicide)
dig a hole and hibernate for the winter
Stab your parents with a knife
>>711713110
Off by one... reroll
>>711713302
This
>>711711966
>>711713282
Assisting in reroll.
Fry your balls on a pan and video that shit
Cut your entire dick off
>>711713302
Role
>>711713444
WINRAR
>>711711966
Shit into your own mouth.
sharpie in pooper
>>711713444
winrar.
>>711712601
He could just clamp it in the bit holder you numale.
>>711711966
Shave your head
>>711713444
checked
>>711713444
Trips demand being murdered. Note we wait for op to not deliver
>>711713444
Checked... what a waste...
>>711713444
Fucking keked
>>711711966
Sing us a song on Vocaroo using the words in this tread. Beat / backround can be anything.
>>711713444
Nigga better do it
>>711713444
RIP
habeeb it!
Eat your cum
>>711713610
He's gonna need to find a nigger to knock him off
>>711711966
cut off ear
Masturbate on your rooftop
>>711713444
I think this still falls under death clause.
Op has left the building. Chance of delivery extremely low
>>711712991
reroll this
Internet love machine
>>711713747
Wrong, he only excluded killing himself, not having some crack addicted nigger do it.
try to suck your own dick
>>711712991
Roll for this
Eat your cum on vid
Full face and dick in view plz
>>711713444
op fucked up
>>711713955
He didn't read the fine print
Touch your penis with your hand!!!
Send me a bunch of money
>>711713911
Hiring someone to kill you is assisted suicide, which OP said he wasn't going to do.
>>711711966
post cock
Buy me some crack
>>711711966
Go to the local highschool and tape a piece of paper to the door with a swastika on it that reads "This is Trumps America now, niggers, kikes and spics eternally btfo"
put sharpie up your pooper and send a pic of it to your mom followed by "i'm gay"
timestamp + screenshot
Paint your home completely in gold and write "Fuck Niggers" in big black letters on the front wall
>>711714106
Op's gay lover detected
>>711711966
staple your scrotum to some wooden furniture.
>>711714213
this
>>711714213
reroll
>>711711966
stick a pencil down your peehole
>>711711966
Slap yourself in the nuts.
go to a drivethrough bottomless
Open the door to your apartment/house and start jerking it. Then just cum straight outside, even if people watch
>>711714106
Agreed.
>>711714286
whatever you want
>>711711966
Get a tattoo of Joe Biden.
>>711714382
with a hammer
film it + timestamp
>>711714213
rrroll
carve swastika into chest
>>711714213
this
>>711713936
roll
burn 5000$, film it and share it here
Post a video of your cock tribute to Trump.
>>711714560
Roll
FULL SHARPIE IN THE POOPER
>>711711966
Play CSGO & post it on youtube.
>>711714923
roll
>>711714213
reroll
>>711714213
reroll for this
>>711714923
rolling
SUCK A DICK
>>711714997
>>711714923
so close
reroll
>>711714213
ROLL COME ON
>>711714923
rawl
Play skyrim the full main story without using the bow or stealth atcks on highest difficulty. And the race shuld be redguard.
>>711711966
Buy a premium sub to giantbomb.
Nudes with face
>>711715057
FUCK YOU
>>711715057
>>711715154
Reroll
>>711715093
you suck at this, also roll for this
>>711714213
>>711715093
Reroll
>>711714213
roll
Include murder?
>>711713444
Op here, not doing that keep rolling boys
biggest thing you can find with a penis shape up the pooper
timestamp
>>711714213
ROLLING IN THE DEEP
>>711714213
reroll for this gem
>>711711966
Got get a whopper from BK, a 40oz beer, and skateboard somewhere.
Close this faggot thread.
>>711711966
Go to a local gym and ask men to pee in your hands.
>>711714213
reroll
>>711715304
>>711715450
roll
>>711715450
rolling, fuck this
MAGA
>>711714213
Reroll
>>711715499
rollie
>>711711966
Read Goodnight moon to us.
>>711715450
Rolling
Stand naked in front of a window while sipping on a can of budwiser
>>711714213
rollerino
Record yourself getting pegged by the ugliest, fattest chick you can pick up and post it
>>711712096
HAHA OH SHIT YOU BURNED HIM SO HARD. OWNED OWNED HAHA WAUW XD XD NICE!
>>711714213
ROLL
>>711715632
Rolling
>>711715719
>>711712011
samefag
>>711714213
rollerino
slit wrists, not enough to kill tho, just like attention seeking slits
jerk off on a picture of a goat while screaming "why are gas prices increasing"
>>711714213
The people have spoken.
>>711711966
go to a 24hr supermarket/store/eatery, stand outside under their sign and record yourself fucking yourself with a beer bottle or a cucumber and post it here
>>711715803
>>711711966
seduce an underage girl and post pics of night after
>>711714213
we have to make this happen, reroll
Get obese, post progress pics
>>711714213
Lol this
Eat your own shit.
>>711716021
euhm excuse le, did you just say "lol" ?
>>711714213
rollie pollie
>>711716051
roll for this
Take a shit and eat it
>>711714213
rollin
>>711715957
html editing, kek
so slow
>>711714213
rollin
>>711714213
pls
>>711714213
pls god
>>711714213
Rollolil
>>711716051
>>711711966
Kill yourself twice
>>711714213
reroll
>>711711966
Make a salad
>>711714213
roll
>>711714213
Roll
>>711716212
Reroll
>>711715880
reroll
>>711714213
Rolly
>>711716222
>>711714213
need sharpie in pooper
>>711714213
role for this
>>711716222
Winrar
>>711716222
WINRAR
>>711716222
>
I GOT TRIPS MOTHERFUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>711716268
roll
>>711711966
Spoon down piss hole
>>711716268
>>711716222
lets go
>>711711966
Eat nothing but Mcdonalds for the next week
>>711711966
Fingerblast your mom.
>>711711966
Buy Penirium
>>711716415
He said no suicide.
>>711716222
you better deliver OP
>>711713444
OP is fagot and wont deliver
>>711716145
You can literally paint over it you enormous faggot
Seriously how delusional can someone be to fucking believe, that people edit that shit with fucking html goddamn retard
>>711716051
Rolling
>>711714213
Roll
>>711715304
Then this thread is over. You can't deliver, we don't play. Fuck off faggot
kill your neighbor's entire family
>>711716748
i already won that m8
check it >>711716222
>>711716636
>triggered
>>711716222
WINRAWRRR
>>711716222
OP STOP BEING A FAGGOT, pls.
>>711716636
>not even knowing html is a language and not a tool to edit itself
>monkey iq
>kek
>>711716970
>>711717049
looks like>>711716636
OP, i know you said you won't do suicide, but honestly. killing yourself is better than not delivering.
you're a fucking cunt
>100% delivery guaranteed
what about >>711716222
you fucking retard
kapa