What's /b/'s favorite energy drink?
>>711672927
water
Coffee
mother, original
Kerosene
The cheap, unbranded 35p ones
The blue burn is tasty
>>711672927
Cocaine
>>711672927
Monsters for flavour (any but the original one, actually), Red Bull for effect.
Shit's not good for you at all though.
>>711672927
Plutonium
>>711672927
Red Bull
Monster Rehab (yelllow)
Relentless cherry or lemon, preferably chilled. Monster tastes a bit too garish, for lack of a better word, red bull is just overpriced and rockstar tends to taste even more artificial than an energy drink would anyway.
I used to drink loads of the fuckers, like 2 a day. Not so much now, maybe one every couple of weeks
>>711672927
Liberal tears
>>711672927
An old fashioned black pot of coffee.
To be honest I hate the super sugary stuff. It's good for taste but it never gives ya the spunk.
>>711672927
OP's favorite
>>711674433
Silly name aside, Bawls is my jam.
>>711673923
Conservatives are the sorest winners.
>>711673876
I shit orange shit and a little blood cause i kept drinking original monster
NOS
A nice big can of cardiac arrhythmia
This shit because I can drink the can in under 30 seconds
Monster Zero Ultra
Haven't seen it mentioned, so I'm assuming that I'm going to get "shit tier" shouted at me but Mother is my favourite, personally
Switched over to these they have basically the same caffiene content as a Red Bull and at 3.99 for a 6 pack they out match them in price to.
I prefer Waiwera spring water from a glass bottle.
>>711674650
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdZttArhtn8
>>711674650
the greenversion of this best anti hangover due to suppliments
>>711674899
Hipsterfag
>>711674972
Once again, cracked misses the point
Benedict cumberbatch
>>711673823
>parents wonder why their kids make bad food choices
>fucking bottle of water is like £1.50
>can of LOLENERGY is 35p
Kids have no money, the fuck you expect?
>>711675220
Rumpus Cucumberdale
>>711673852
>shits not good for you
Coffee is worse
Alcohol is worse
Tobacco is way worse
Life is the ultimate disease, it has a 100% death rate.
>>711675399
coffee is not worse you retard
>>711672927
Coffee, you fucking homo.
>>711674557
>drinking a can of soda make me shit blood
It was probably all the dragon dildos you keep shoving up your ass, not the soda
>>711674625
>LOL CAFFEINE IS BAD 4 U, COFFEE IS OK THO ITS NATURAL
>>711674972
I don't think this video really gets it. We know it's marketing and has no nutritional value, we're not fucking retarded
Also:
>Implying starbucks isn't equally as bad marketing cancer
Apparently this is ok though because people associate it with wageslave office workers not teens who are out having fun
>>711675528
I didn't say anything about coffee, why would you assume i think coffee is okay?
I am quite frankly triggered
>>711672927
V sour tonic. Don't know if they have V in the states. Better and cheaper than red bull by far
>>711674972
This guy sounds like he stands in his driveway and yells at teens for skateboarding and being rowdy lol
>>711675442
Coffee has way more caffeine in it. Just because something is natural doesn't make it healthy.
It might not be much worse health wise but the coffee companies successfully convinced most of the world that coffee is actually healthy for you to drink, and associated a positive image with it.
>>711675739
Fair enough, just most people that comment that shit usually back it up with "drink coffee instead it's not made of chemicals :>>"
Caffeine in general is fucked up and people actually think starbucks is like healthy for them or someshit.
I used to drink a load of these and take 75+mg of adderall.
>>711676376
>it's not made of chemicals
It should be legal to shoot people who say this. Not just for coffee, for anything
>>711676695
People that think caffeine and nicotine aren't drugs should be too.
This one
>That's bad for you, y'know.
>Takes drag from cigarette, while still recovering from last nights hangover.
mfw
>coworker lectures me on how bad Monster is
>she drinks coffee all day and smokes
>tell her that monster has 140mg of caffeine per 16 oz whereas coffee has 95 per 8oz
>"well, they're still bad for you"
>>711676852
Is... is this real? If it is I need it, does it actually taste like dr pooper?
>>711676912
>>711677053
>morbidly obese person tells me my can of monster is going to give me a heart attack
>pic related mfw
>>711674650
This is garbage, you should seppuku
>>711677351
>Is... is this real?
yeah, it is. Here in germany you can purchase it in every supermarket
>If it is I need it, does it actually taste like dr pooper?
it tastes like a mixture of dr. pepper and the red monster.
>>711676596
What does that do?
>>711672927
Which energy drink does actually give you energy? I've only been drinking RedBull and it does nothing. NOTHING.
>>711672927
5 hour energy if I want something that actually fucking works otherwise I like a NOS every now and then just because it tastes good.
>>711674433
That shit is great fuck you
>>711677520
Makes you stay up for ~40 hours and jerk off for maybe 8 of them without finishing.
>>711677526
cocaine
but seriously, all of them are just caffeine and sugar and some other useless additives.
If you don't get a rush from soda you won't from this shit either
>>711676376
In all honesty I drink coffee over energy drinks because I don't know what half the shit in their "energy blend" will do to me long term, no do I know how they react with each other while sitting in a hot can for a few months.
Also they make me crash really hard after a 30 minute buzz and coffee will keep me going all night.
>>711677659
thanks, fam
Rockstar
If we're going to go with an energy drink and not a homemade brew, then I choose Monster Nitrous, hands down.
It contains ~12g less sugar than regular monster, doesn't taste at all like pineapple ass, and has a nice and frothy texture from the added nitrogen.
The picture attached is stolen from some energy drink review site.
The cans I've had are smaller, and I've never seen Black Ice or Killer-B.
>>711677053
>>711676912
I was buying a 5 hour energy for work the other day and one of the regulars happened to be in the corner store and acted really fucking like idfk 'nervous' that I was even buying it. Like it's literally mercury in a bottle, (he even asked me "does that stuff work?" and I was like "yeah really well actually no crash" "THERE MUST BE DRUGS IN THAT OR SOMETHING IDK!!!!") then I go in to work and one of my managers comments on how it's bad for me too. Seriously what the fuck? I'm fucking tired, you're the cunt that makes me dread coming in and destroys any life, energy, and happiness I had for the day so fuck off.
>>711677890
Protip: People hate their own life and have nothing better to do so they start petty arguments
Source: Every shit job I've ever had
>>711672927
Energy drinks are monster drinks, like that monster energy six six six drink to intoxicate you.
>>711677890
>be me
>this girl was walking around my college campus, giving out free samples of 5 hour energy
>decline at first
>run into her an hour later
>accept the sample
>Pink Lemonade flavored
>start fucking around on my MSI laptop in the library, and crack it open and drink
>tastes like lemon juice filtered through used underwear
>spend the next few hours jittery
Not my cup of tea. I do like Passionberry Jolt tea, by tiesta tea, though.
>>711678035
It wasn't really an argument and it's not like they were overly rude about it but just mind your own fucking business and let me be 'unhealthy'. I'm not overweight, I exercise I know what I'm doing lol. I also just felt the need to rant.
>>711678153
I've never seen that, maybe I'll check it out. Yeah the flavor isn't the best but it fucking works for me so I don't really care, I could drink like 2 cans of NOS and feel nothing. ADD sucks ass bro.
>>711676309
It's not the caffeine you should worried about with energy drinks.
>>711672927
I drink coffee because I'm an adult.
>>711678331
what is it? The sugar? The random additives that have been proven safe by pretty much every food standards agency on earth?
>captcha: turismos ROUTE
damn I need to break out the grand autismo again
>>711678457
who's a big boy then?
Do yourselves a favor and quit drinking this poison.
>>711673758
Nigga purple is where its at.
Once you go purple you don't go back.
>>711678457
>associating a certain food/drink with a certain age group
That's real fuckin' ignorant of you :)
>>711678649
Shit I forgot about this, I had it in summer and it was fucking delicious.
Shame it's like 200yen for a fucking 300ml
>>711676309
>>711678331
This. It's not the coffee drinkers drinking a pot of coffee a day and having a fucking stroke. It's the KIDS, TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS drinking 2 of the biggun cans of the shit and having a heart attack.
>>711678465
Yes. Those things make it unhealthier than most other drinks. There's a lot of sugar in them, a absurd amount. Taurine is also not great for you. I'm not the guy that called you retarded, but energy drinks really aren't better to drink than coffee.
Drink what you like, it's your body, but at least try to understand why your claims are wrong.
Conservative Blood
Haven't found a drink that beats the flavor of redbull
>>711678707
>hook
how many of you are addicted to these drinks?
>>711678465
GRAS doesn't mean you should drink in excessive amounts to attempt to prove to yourself it's safe.
>I'll stick to a cuppa joe and liberal tears thanks.
In my local german supermarket there's an "energy döner". I did not dare to buy it so far
>>711678237
Only thing worth drinking from NOS is the cherry NOS.
Sometimes I go to the convenience store and get a large coffee, add the usual shit along with 5 STOK espresso shots (like creamers, but filled with a 40mg caffeine espresso shot), pocket a handful of them, and drink it all with a few Stacker 2 pills.
Stacker 2 Pills have a fuckton of vitamin B, so they're pretty good at giving you energy.
Usually they're found at the dollar tree. They're just caffeine and B vitamins, unlike the other weight loss shit you find next to it on the shelf.
>>711678764
Not at all I drink maybe 4-5 cans a month. Which, compared to coffee drinkers is quite acceptable.
Bleach.
>>711678730
Fucking water.
Nothing pepping you up? drink a fuckload of water and I guarantee you will get going again. If not you can at least wake your self up with a walk to the bathroom.
>>711678691
>drinking 2 and having a heart attack
Takes like 60 of them to kill you, 2 is under the safe daily limit. But thanks for playing.
>>711678764
I could drink em 24hours but I forced myself to drink only 1 per week. this is the only thing I have accomplished in life. I am so proud
>>711672927
i was given a can of monster green a few months ago. it's still sitting in the fridge.
>>711678717
>there's a lot of sugar in them
Not really, less than cola and MUCH less than a candy bar.
>>711678868
yeah 2 per day if you're NOT HAVING ANYTHING ELSE
Why the fuck are people even defending energy drinks?
They're not healthy.
>>711678649
Red Bull's flavors never fail to impress me.
The caffeine content and price always fails to impress me, however.
I like starbucks refreshers better.
>>711678751
Havn't found a drink that beats the price of redbull
>>711678896
>comparing unhealthy things with unhealthy things
well cyanide has less toxin than arsen so its fine to drink it
>>711678944
there are a lot of cheap energy drinks which taste the same as red bull. but maybe only in my country
>>711678885
try going without it this week, you can do it anon!
ITT: Coffee drinkers arguing with energy drink addicted underage b& highschoolers desperately trying to ignore all the people who've stroked out or died from energy drinks and a random slurry of addictive chemicals and more sugar than is generally considered acceptable in a day all in a single liquid quick to digest form.
Redbull gave me herpes when my ex blew me after she drank some
>>711679038
why should I?
this is by far the most superior brand. the world is missing out.
Coffee, because I'm not 15.
>>711679051
I only drink low-carb Monster, if that's all there is.
It feels like I'm poisoning myself whenever I drink a normal monster, it's that sugary.
>>711678896
Both of which are also unhealthy. Both also unhealthy for very similar reasons, they're full of artificial shit. The point is, a cup of coffee is almost always healthier than an energy drink. Of course drinking a fuckload of coffee is bad, but that's not the point.
You're starting to just seem stupid. I guess anybody defending energy drinks is probably a bit dumb anyway, given they're relatively new and are already connected to all sorts of health issues.
But look at it this way, you could be drinking bleach, which is certainly worse for you. Probably better for the rest of us though.
Btw, I don't drink coffee or energy drinks regularly at all. I probably haven't had either for a couple of months, and I'm far from focused on being healthy. I just don't need it.
I see that y'all are misspelling rip it
>>711672927
Can't beat Red Bull
>>711677885
that shit looks like a fucking chemical warhead
>>711679728
I mean I'm completely fine with drinking bull semen as long as it gives me taurine and energy
>>711672927
Black r* but they don't sell them here anymore so either v mother or red bull I rather a dare coffee though
Feel free to modify this.
This is my opinion.
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet
get on my level faggots
>>711680027
I'd go NOS, 5 hour, Redbull. Monster imo
Rodeo : light
>>711679657
>implying that doesn't just make it cooler
>>711680027
>red bull above monster
Bruh it's more like Monster=NOS>Red bull>>>>>>5hour energy smells like piss autism guy
>>711672927
Diet Coke.
Because I cycled off caffeine and don't need 10,000mg to keep me up.
>>711680611
I'm going to go buy some energy drinks.
I like red bull a lot, the blueberry chemical flavor is on point.
I will buy whatever monster flavor you think is best.
>>711679186
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
>>711673823
my nigga
>>711677885
This this this, I used to really like these but I can't find them in my usual convenience store any more... I also had the smaller cans.
>>711680682
I drink monster because I live in japan and it's that or red bull or green tea
get pic related instead
>>711674785
Nos by the and company is better.
Also V and Rockstar
>>711680682
the yellow monster is the best IMO
Give me some good music suggestions faggots
The only energy drink i will drink
my list
there are more but thats all I can member now
>>711680904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT3mCybbhf0
It's not the original obviously, it's actually good
>>711680938
>stupid french shit
top kek
>>711680939
Holy fuck that's actually pretty good
>>711680921
well memed, good sir
i honestly love the taste of sugar free redbull
MOnster energy is bestest energie drink uv all timeeeeee1!!11!1!
Taste? Red bull. But it's expensive, so I get the big white monster every morning. It tastes like shit but I need to be awake when it's 8 AM and I'm running the saws.
Venom is okay for 99c a can.
Nos is okay, but toward the lower end.
Arizona energy, yall niggas sleeping on those. They taste awesome, not as energizing as the others, but does the job alright.
>>711677635
/thread
>>711672927
Cherrybawls
Cherry nos
Rockstar frozen watermelon
in finland theres only 4 sorts of monster
Flavor- Tropical Redbull
Effect- Monster Ripper
import reporting in, anything else is trash.
btw nos is for mexicans and poor white people.
>>711680938
Hey hey hey, vitamin water tastes good as hell yo. Idk if I'd reaallllllyyy classify it the same as other energy drinks though.
>>711681346
Is it actually better than regular monster? It just looked more expensive to me so I didn't bother :^)
>>711681359
this is vitamin with energy and it tastes weird. neither enrgy nor vitamin. also its french
>>711681394
after drinking import i cant stand classic monster anymore. import is the only one i drink now.
>>711681036
Yeah the dances really make it
>>711674650
monster is the best evergy drink but for me rehab is the worst of monsters.
>>711678664
So, a Jew's laugh is 55555?
>>711681451
Oh I've never tried it then.
>>711681489
I'll definitely have to try it then.
>>711675702
>we're not fucking retarded
LOL, yeah the majority of people are. Sorry to burst your bubble.
The video is right, if you market something right they will drink rats piss.
>>711675399
You're right. Just drink it and shut up. We are all gonna die..
>>711672927
I started drinking monster and rock star as a bit of a"treat" usually one can while gaming at night after being awake for 28+hrs from work
Powerking //
>>711681611
can confirm. put cinamon in my coffee and it tasted like starbcks.
>>711672927
The only time I ever drink an energy drink.
>>711672927
monsters are good
and strawberry whip rockstars
>>711681721
>strawberry whip rockstar
I'm always jealous of american food ffs
>>711681828
we get all the extra sugary sweet stuff
>>711681721
>strawberry whip rockstar
Fucking nasty bro. When that shit gets slightly warm it tastes like ass.
Strongest energy i came across so far. Just take ones during social occasions, otherwise don't touch.
>>711681968
Not him. I think monsters iced tea and pink lemonade taste like piss
>>711677885
that's some pretty rate stuff
V
>thread on /b/ made by shills about a fucking overpriced, soda drink and people are taking it seriously
Fuck Energy drinks....
If u know that u have to stay up then drink Earl Grey Black Tea 2-3 cups and u will be awake for a very long time and if u feel a little tired drink one more, since the coffeine is kicking in later than at a coffee u should drink it a bit earlier but the results are pretty good helped me staying awake 48hrs to finish my programming work!
>>711681708
in Russia star rocks you!
>>711682376
Here is your reply
>>711674433
The cherry flavor of that is the shit
>>711682376
Well sorry this isn't a trap thread you fucking faggot.
>>711682406
Not everyone likes tea or coffee anon.
>>711681059
If you like sugar free, try this :)
>>711682406
No one cares that you don't like energy drinks you pretentious faggot.
monster
28 Black
fagot
>>711682675
Nigger
beer, you pathetic underaged unemployed fucktards
>>711673712
this
>>711672927
>wasting money on energy
>something that comes and goes more frequently than your sexual desires
stop with your richfag b8
>>711678617
so you're saying you like that "purple drank"?
>nignog detected
I used to work in a restaurant so I would get free red bulls whenever I wanted. They taste pretty good are easy to chug and give you a decent boost of energy.
I like full throttle as well, shit tastes like juice to me.
>>711675340
go to tap; free water
>tfw no water fountains because fredoms
>>711682812
I'm employed, of age, and of good mental state. I like energy drinks cause I can't drink beer at work.
>truck driver
>also NOS is pretty good imo
4 200mg tablets every morning, my tolerance is cray
>>711682812
You know alcohol is a fucking sedative right? Are you retarded?
>>711682812
I don't like the effects of alcohol, fuck you
>>711680774
This is my absolute favorite as well.
I work out three times a week and I always drink Red Bull Zero Calories (which contains 16 calories btw) before a workout.
>>711683005
>>711682812
>I also forgot to mention it's 1000x worse for you then energy drinks
Pepsi
>>711682982
damn you must get some crazy headaches if you stop taking those
>>711672927
water
>>711679214
PLACEBO
L
A
C
E
B
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monster (the doctor)
the best
>>711682812
Oldman, plz
>>711682982
Brian?
>>711672927
Rip-It!!!!! Shit got me through some rough times.
>>711674591
Faggot detected
>>711682812
it's possible to like both you twat
>>711678764
>>711678819
I drink coffee everyday, but science says it's healthy, so I don't see a problem.
(black, no sugar)
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1365-2036.2003.01429.x/full
>>711683230
java monster is amazing.
>>711674983
You know the green one was taken off the market because of toxic amount of ECGC in it, right?
ECGC is found in green tea and is an antioxidant but the problem was they added it alone, separate from green tea therefore it was simply way too much of one thing for your liver/kidneys, they were being sued for it a little while ago.
Not saying this to rip on Monster either, besides coffee they're my go-to energy drink but...have fun with your organ damage if you're still drinking those green tea ones somehow.
These. Little pricy but they taste great.
>>711672927
I like bawls. I get the original flavor, in the blue can. I usually buy them in pairs. I having a pair of blue Bawls.
>>711683445
That study only had around 30 subjects and lasted a week. That shows no bearing on whether coffee has long term negative health effects. Sure it's a scientific study but it does not prove what you want it to.
>>711683005
You've never learned to drink have you?
I drink a few beers and be up ages past when I started drinking, even if I'm on the verge of falling asleep.
>>711673824
Rip blue burn, it doesn't sell anymore where I'm from. Not sure about other countries though.
This thing is the best shit ever.
>>711676595
my man
>>711683968
>learned to drink
You realize that drugs are subjective right? For most people alcohol is a sedative. This is commonly understood and scientifically proven. It might actually make you feel more awake because you've developed a dependancy.
http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/flash/i/i_03/i_03_m/i_03_m_par/i_03_m_par_alcool.html#drogues
>>711673793
>if you wanna run cool
>you've got to run
>on heavy, heavy fuel
>>711673847
>This guy knows his shit
>>711681534
I totally agree with you anon.
>>711679186
This
Also why the fuck do you need an energy drink for shitposting in /b/.
>>711685346
>because posting on /b/ is the only thing people who post on /b/ do
I think you're projecting.
>>711672927
cocaine
I can't find the motivation to do my essay, I might hang myself, not even joking
>>711686017
I read a story about some guy who mixed cocaine with his coffee, I guess that would REALLY get you up.
>>711679186
I use a stove top percolator: It's very close to Starbuck's Pike Place.
>>711674650
rehab simply da best
Coffee is easily best. Usually only need 8 oz in the morning and do a decaf in the afternoon to stay alert after lunch. Plus nothing beats the bowel movement you get after it.
This shit will get me going all day. No crash either
Is it possible to get adderall online with out a script?
>>711688606
It's very easy to get a prescription.
As there is no scientific way to prove you have ADD or ADHD.
http://healthland.time.com/2011/04/28/faking-it-why-nearly-1-in-4-adults-who-seek-treatment-dont-have-adhd/
>>711683231
only sensible post in this thread
>>711677885
Yo did somone say killerB
![05l_DR_Pepper_ENERGY_Dose[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1479/126/1479126204359.jpg "05l DR Pepper ENERGY Dose[1]")
