Let's get a secrets thread going anons!
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Let's get a secrets thread going anons!
>>711672591
I fap to heavy makeup
I have been cheating on my wife for the last two years with 4 different women that I worked with at Cedar Point. Two of them are from Michigan and are bestfriends and two of them are from Oregon. They all know that I'm married (one of them is married also and another is engaged) and they all know about each other. I actually feel bad about it but I can't stop.
>>711672591
waiting on mom to finish showering so i can go get my spycam
killed my best friend to get his wife. now I sit at his table everynight while his kids call me dad and fuck his wife on his bed. kek
>>711672898
You posted that a few days ago. Surely you've gotten some win.
>>711672952
Kek
>>711672591
I love pissing in all its forms. Watching people piss or wetting, piss myself, wet myself, piss everywhere.
>>711672591
I have had a sexual relationship with a cousin. It started after she got into a fight with her crackheaded Dad. It ended a year later after a fight with her crackheaded Dad. The sex was amazing and we both enjoyed it. But after her last fight with her Dad, she told him about us. He of course called the entire family. My dad called me downstairs and asked me about it. I, of course, denied it and since my cousin and her Dad have terrible reputations, the family believed me. He has stated that if he ever sees me again that he's going to kill me and has even recruited another drug addicted cousin to do the same. I fear neither of them and know that if they tried, I would beat both of their asses. I haven't talked to my cousin since. It kinda sucks though because I really miss the sex.
I would hatefuck Donald Trump and love it.
On a side note. I'm cripplingly lonely and emotionally starved. Anyone wanna talk to me on skype?
>>711673098
I'm sorry for you. That sounds like a fucked up family...
And I'm sorry that you can't fuck your cousin anymore in particular. That sucks indeed :(
>>711672591
I'm always afraid that my girlfriend secretly hates me, that she puts up with some stuf I do becuase she feels bad, or is gonna break up with me later.
Like when I kiss her nose to wake he up or text her that I miss her, she just pretends to like it/pretends to love me.
I've had deep seeded trust issues since I was a kid and I've never gotten over them I suppose.
>>711673098
Go to her anon. Run away and change your names and pretend your married.
>>711672952
Also raped a lot off girls in college kek got away with everything
>>711672591
I was deadly ill and was really sad when a friend came in and called a doctor to help me... Almost had that nice final sleep...
>>711673194
I feel the same. I always fear that my gf stays with me because of pity, but she's secretly sick of me.
Being this insecure sucks.
>>711673304
> I can help you with that ! just a little neck adjustment
>>711673179
It's really only my cousins immediate family and my other cousin that are fucked up. The rest of the family is normal. But like I said, it plays to my advantage.
>>711672898
Post those pics nigga. Share mom with the crowd.
>>711673201
We actually contemplated moving to Ohio where we could get married without having to change anything.
>>711672779
Steve?
I have dreams about fucking my sister...
>>711673441
Nope.
My biggest orgasms happen when I relive getting molested by my uncle.
And I'm a guy.
>>711673384
Yeah, I can see than. So, what are your best memories of when you used to fuck? Would you like to share some stories?
>>711673437
In my humble opinion, you should go for that.
I'm not sad about my father being dead.
I'm not happy about it though.
>>711672591
Fucked a girl that I had babysitted since she was little. b4 b& she was 20 at the time. Her father was also one of my best friends.
Can't get over this girl. Maybe there's still some hope?
We hung out once, like 7 months ago, tried meeting up since. She's been busy 3 times. (twice out of town for graduation, and once stuck babysitting) but we agreed to do something soon.
She's put out some signs of interest, that may be why I think that her shyness or social anxiety is taking over
I'm thinking about leaving my wife after having some of the best sex of my life with a man a couple of nights ago.
>Be a banker
>Steal bits off money from different accounts everyday.
>Put all that money in a secret account
>feelsgood.jpg
>Waiting till I have enough to flee and to dissapear
>probs to Brazil or Argentina to be rich and fuck teens
>Poop my pants during a fight in middle school
>feelsbadman.jpg
I was at a big party with my parents and some kids were missing the downstairs toilet when they pissed. Some crazy/drunk mom put an autistic girl in charge of "aiming" for the 2 or 3 that were pissing on the seat. I was a tired of the drunk adults and went downstairs to try and sleep but I needed to piss first. The autist was like "ain't no one peeing in this toilet unless I aim!" I couldn't wait so she aimed and even wiped the tip and put it away for me. I was like wtf just happened...
>>711673469
Me too, sometimes as often as every other night.
And when I'm awake I feel sick for that, and I deeply regret those dreams, but I can't control them
>be me 7 at a family gathering
i was swinging on this 2 person swing glider (pic related) and it was primarily composed of metal. As it was a family gathering, there were small children. i was swinging really high, and all of the sudden this kid i forget who walked in front of were i was swinging, and i hit him right in the head, sending him flying 5 feet. I had killed him upon impact. I was not made aware of this until 8 years after.
>>711673555
It's been about 4 years since I've even talked to her. I wouldn't even know if she feels the same way anymore. The first night was probably the best. We were at a Super Bowl Party at my friends house. We were drinking but not drunk. He only has a two bedroom house so we had to share a bed. While we were laying there she joked about it. I joked back thinking nothing of it, she kissed me, I kissed her back, we started making out, our pants came off, we 69ed, her shirt and bra came off, we had sex for about 45 minutes. I've never came harder or as much in my life then I did that night. The next morning neither of us felt bad and we had no problems talking about it. We went back to her place and went at it again.
i once fapped to a picture of a cat,still don't know why i did it till this day.
>>711673761
Kekekek
>>711673888
>It's been about 4 years since I've even talked to her
Oh, shame. Well, if you are both over it, treasure the memories of your time together.
>>711673469
I do fap thinking about fucking my sister when I'm awake...
i had over 20+ sex partners because i feel emptyness deep inside. i just searchin for the perfect yet didnt find it
my family dont know about it, because mostly i slip out at night when everybody is sleeping
My dad is an alcoholic
Only me and my mom knows about his true self.
I fucking hate him byt i love him
>>711674425
how big is he?
>>711672591
>when I was 6, I had a full time sitter he was about 18
>used to spend a lot of time alone with him
>home alone one day
>I'm playing in my room he enters and wants to play a rp game
>yea sure
>we rp like we're in a restaurant and I'm the server
>after I serve him, he acts like the food is bad and gets all over me
>he feels me up and takes off my clothes
>he's rubbing my hands on his crotch and he is diamonds
>I'm confused and scared
>he slowly zips down and pulls his long uncut cock out
>it's dripping with precum
>he wipes it over my face and forces me to suck on his cock
>I try to get away but get forced into sucking his cock till he pumps his cum in my mouth
>I almost puke and end up swallowing most of the cum
>he plays with my little cock and balls and tells me to keep this our little secret
>scared, listen to him
> was his submissive cumslave for 4 years
>repressed memories for rest entire my childhood add growing up but when I was 19 I got vivid flashbacks off all the stuff
>extremely turned on
>fantasize about turning bi
>want to suck cock and be a cumslave again
Kik r_p420
>>711674094
Yeah, the feelings are pretty much gone but I don't know, if I was ever in the same room as her again, I might try fucking her again. That pussy was that damn good. I go to family functions kinda hoping she's there, kinda hoping that she isn't.
Im always fantasizing about watching my wife fucking and sucking other men
I profile people in public and prejudge them :o
>>711674555
Hearing her moan as her wet pussy is getting destroyed would be the hottest thing ever
>>711674532
I can see that.
Yeah, that wavering kinda sucks. I hope for the best for you.
small and rare
small and rare
shake it for cash
>>711674824
Didnt wanna leave her pic here someone might know her and tell her
>>711674824
Ill never be able to tell her only way she ll find out is if someone tells her anonymously
>>711674425
ifhy - tyler the creator
kek
i had a 12 year old GF when i was 25.
>>711675117
How did that turn up?
>>711675153
eventually broke up with me because she liked someone else.
I dress up as a girl and get off to the idea of getting guys off. Thinking of becoming a cam whore while my dad sleeps in the next room.
>>711675206
Tell us more about the interesting part
>>711673904
Dude, don't feel bad. I once fapped to a picture of a hard drive. I will never tell anyone about it because it's honestly the biggest "how the fuck did I even get off to that?" moment in my life.
>>711674500
this got me hard
I have a massive foot fetish.
Feet really, really, really turn me on.
I found out when I was in my early teens.
Fearne Cotton had a segment on the BBC Saturday morning show where she dipped her feet in different substances and tried to guess what it was.
I was watching it with my mom and I got all flustered. It was, for me, literally porn on children's television.
I now live very happily with my fetish. Summer is heaven. Women in sandals, flip flops etc etc everywhere. It's like women walking around topless. Painted toenails are like erect nipples.
Being a pervert is awesome.
i want my sister to die.
>>711675260
i struggled not to spill the buckets every time.
>>711674500
That's hard to cope with.
When I was a child I had a babysitter, and I got a deep crush on her, I would have loved to be molested.
But she was a gurl, and it actually never happened. Unfortunately.
>>711673677
If sex is enough of a reason for you to stay with/leave your wife, yeah, you should probably leave.
>>711673168
lol... no way.
>>711675317
Go for that, I wasn't here the last times
i hit up craigslist and other sites to live my fantasy of giving someone painful anal sex with no restraint, i can also deepthroat like a champ
I want to divorce my wife. I don't love her but it will destroy her and I don't want to hurt her.
>>711673709
you dont want to live in brazil my friend. pic argentina
>>711675294
I want my sister to fuck me
Also, what happened?
>>711675430
i dont think you understood.
there was buckets. buckets everywhere.
and i struggled not spilling the buckets too soon every time.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
didnt have it. thank god for corruption in my country.
>>711673194
I'm with an insecure chick who hates when I do this
Stop being a bitch and enjoy the mutual affection. Holy shit are people this retarded.
>>711675507
willing or ?
My severe depression is causing me to fail my PhD, and I can't bring myself to tell anyone about it
>>711673565
Sounds like either apathy or repressed anger. Or like you need to let go
>>711675670
very willing. im not a rapist. i love her.
>>711675684
women's studies PhD?
>>711675740
I wish, at least then I wouldn't give a fuck. Chemistry, nanomaterial synthesis
>>711675791
sounds complicated. hopefully you can get a job before a machine replaces you.
>>711675847
That's the dream buddy
i want to have sex with mari
Made a grill from school break up with her bf of a year. Cheated on him with me for a while. Might fuck her today.
I'm young, extremely successful but lonely to the point of fucking suicide. I can't connect on a deep level with anyone anymore. I have pushed away everything that's good as a sacrifice for my business. I've alienated myself. My introversion is the poison that will end up killing me.
>>711672591
I have fucked up dreams where I fuck my own mother. I once dreamt that I was fucking my dad too. It makes me gag every time I think about it and when I'm in that sort of dream I simply can't control myself.. help
I want to fuck my best friends younger sister but she has a bf, she so fuckin hot though i want her
>>711675984
If you kill yourself, can you give me all your money you've made in your succesfull live?
I dont know what to do though , should i fuck her or wait ?
I have lots of pics and videos of my friends ex. She's a hot milf and would be beyond humiliated and embarrassed if anyone saw her naked and what she looks like in bed sucking and fucking. I get off sharing them with people.
>>711672952
eventually the guilt will destroy you.
makes me happy.
>>711674845
Thanks Anon. We'll see.
>>711675984
I feel like I will somehow end up in this same position. I don't really mind it when I think about it though. I can connect with a lot of people but I honestly dislike almost everyone because I see the worst in them more often than the good.
i have a vagina.
>>711676054
it's not my fault, i am not attracted to her in any way shape or form, it just happens once or twice a year
>>711676319
you're still a fucking deviant faggot.
kys
>>711676114
it has been years and no guilt. i don't feel guilt. I see something and i take it kek
But willing to tell the story if you fags want it
I killed my own dog but everyone thinks he died cause of natural causes.
>>711675984
dude, i am always pretty successful with my internet company, i pretend to have feelings, but i don't give a fuck about family and shit
get a cat, they are brilliant and they'll always find something for you to care about. mine puked on the carpet just a few hrs ago
>>711674824
Literally a cuck.
Fuck /b/ is disgusting, I bet you voted Hillary too
>>711676374
i have a cat. she's fucking awesome.
she fails to give a fuck about anything. I love her for it.
>>711676223
My situation is a bit different. I hate people in general but faking it all the time drains my energy severely. I want to be alone and yet the loneliness is killing me.
>>711676074
fuck off.
I want to fuck my best friends younger sister and she has a bf , should I fuck her or wait for the right moment ? or just , steal her panties or something
Fantasize constantly about fucking my adult daughter. Wish I could make it happen.
>>711675271
thanks anon
>>711676005
whoa
>>711676614
i used to have sex with my sister. until this day, it is the most erotic sexual relationship i have ever had.
everyone should make love to a family member at least once in their lives.
go for it anon.
>Be me
>Have a best friend who is a major heroin addict
>Has a 9/10 wife
>Goes to rehab is sober for a few years.
>See my chance
>Buy heroin from a friendly dealer I know
>Go over the his house to watch the game
>Wat until he's blackout drunk and leave the syringe on the table.
> Know he can't resist so leave early
>Next morning get a call from 9/10 wife to tell me he O.D.
>Console her for a month then fuck her brains out on the same couch where he died
>Massive profit lol
>>711676113
Let me know if anyone is interested. I would love to email you everything.
I have access to the social media accounts of about ~30 girls from my small town here in Sweden. It all started when I installed a keylogger on my gfs younger sisters computer. I'll call her Amanda. She sends nudes to her boyfriend every other day but I suspect she is cheating on him as she sends other more raunchy pictures to another male friend of hers as well. She has already confessed to having a crush on me since I started dating her sister and I will probably use this to my advantage as I am 100% certain she will let me fuck her if I keep her secret to myself. You wouldn't believe how often people share their passwords in chats across the internet. Just by using keywords like "password", "pass", "lösenord"(swedish for password) when searching through the fb conversations of Amanda and her friends, I gained access to another 3 accounts. I'll just keep repeating this process until people realize that there are people like me in this world, and that they shouldn't share passwords with anyone.
Pic related
>>711676975
i want them
>>711677022
Awesome! What's your email?
So I've been in love with a girl from highschool since freshman year. Now two years after graduation I'm in a serious relationship since senior year. We've had this thing were we both have confessed our love for eachother but haven't acted on it. Saw her yesterday after a concert where she works. And we are planing to hang out together. I couldn't care less about my girl because id stick a toothpick under my toe nail and kick the wall for this chick. All my music reminds me of her. All my books remind me of her. I think of her constantly. Worst part is there's a part of me that thinks she doesn't even want me because she's a 10/10 and she should have tried more but that's my fault too
I've been dating a girl for five years, my friend introduced me to his close childhood friend. Low and behold we have a rapport, we eventually start drinking together under the pretenses of friends. She starts dating my friend, I stay with my partner. Low and behold one drinking session, we end up alone together leading into a passionate kissing and heavy making out and caressing. Since we're both impulsive people this ramps up to us eventually sleeping with one each other on several occasions. This all stopped after she moved back to her hometown, low and behold she comes to visit my state and we are now wrapped up doing the same thing we did two years ago; however this time she also has a partner that is unaware. I'm under the assumption we'll end up together if we keep going I'm not looking forward to the damage that will be done.
>>711676559
u c, success and a cat are most important, the rest doesn't matter, the rest comes from alone
>>711677085
Top kek
>>711677136
Why do you say that? I legit have the pics and vids
>>711676867
Deviant lying fucking cuntbag
kys
>>711672591
I cum on my friends' weed and watch them smoke it
>>711676614
>>711676715
I want to fuck my sister so bad.
When we were younger, we always wrestle each other and we always ended up touching each other a lot.
I miss those moments :'(
>>711677315
I cum in my sister food and watch her eating it
>>711677315
as a kink or is it just a prank?
>>711677432
same question
>>711677386
and you guys never did anything?
>>711677432
Ayy same here. been making her shakes with my cum recently too. Shits cash.
I say everyone I'm hetero but my cousin (1 year younger than me) sucks my dick and lets me fuck his ass a lot.
>>711676343
Go on
>>711677111
The mixture of guilt, passion and the risk is what keeps us going we havent stopped. In fact I'm with her right now whilst I told my partner I'm visiting my relatives.
>>711677524
Except touching each other in a very unexperienced and mostly playful and mostly innocent way, no. Unfortunately not.
We have seen each other naked plenty of times tho.
>>711677787
how old are you guys now?
in my own experience, if it doesnt happen when you are young and horny it probably wont ever happen.
>>711677436
>>711677510
Started like kind of a prank, now it's definitely a kink. I'm a bad person.
>>711677543
Yay, wonderful! :^)
How often you do that? In what kind of food do you usually cum? Tell me more, bro.
One time when I was really young I had to pee really bad and my mom was in the bathroom , so 8 year old me thought it would be a great idea to wear one of my little brother's diapers and pee in it.
I kept wearing it and peeing in it for the following few hours , but me being 8 I failed to realize diapers can only hold so much. It leaked and my mom saw it and gave me the biggest spanking of my life
>>711677020
More please
>>711673058
clearly underaged
>>711677874
I'm 19 and she's 17.
>if it doesnt happen when you are young and horny it probably wont ever happen
I know, and that make me very sad.
>in my own experience
tell me more about that
>>711677895
Multiple times a week by now. I used to cum on our pizza when our parents went out on their little 'date nights', but recently I got her to start running with me for exercise almost daily, and I make her a shake after every run with my cum in it. Pizza is still my favorite, because one time she ate it and exclaimed "it's really good this time!". Nothing like watching her vigorously chomp down on some cum covered pizza without her knowing.
>>711677901
Dammmit.
Did a very similar shit when I was 10.
Turn out I'm a diaper lover now...
>>711677020
cool story, bro.
I love you nerd basementdwellers always making unreasonable stories about your knowledge of sluts passwords.
>>711678062
I tend to go back with diapers and bladder problems in general
>be me
>weak bladder , bedwetting issues for whole life
>diapers are necessary
>meh , got used to it
>be at family gathering
>mom wants me to spend time with cousin
>forced to spend the night
>mom leaves supply of everything needed and leaves
>never had a sleepover before
>fast forward til 11 pm
>cousin's mom comes to me
>mentions my issue and tells me to get "ready" for bed
>it'stime.jpg
>go to bathroom , everything is set
>go back to cousin's room
>see his sister (8/10) putting a plastic sheet on my fucking bed
>starts cooing and pinching cheeks
>wants to see if im actually wearing a diaper
>tell her to fuck off
>she checks anyway
>too embarrassed to do or say anything about it so I left it at that
>fast forward 2 hours later
>still going with the cooing bullshit , now including his second sister (easily 9/10)
>8/10 makes nachos
>invites everyone to eat
>there's a sippy cup on the fucking table
>make my way back to room only for her to apologize and say it's a joke
>slowly go back to the table
>pours an actual cup this time
>she shows me a small tip on how to get a perfect bite
>holds bite in front of me
>I try to take it
>she doesnt let go
>this bitch is literally hand feeding me fucking nachos
>9/10 says "he's not a child , he can eat on his own"
>find the last bit of dignity inside me to reject the bite and storm back to cousin's room
>not 10 minutes later 8/10 comes in and apologizes
>accept apology and politely tell her to leave so I can sleep
>she apologizes one last time and closes the door
>cry my self to sleep
>wake up next morning to 8/10 waking me up using baby voice
>too tired to know what the fuck is going on
>asks me if I had an "accident" and says she's here to help
>tell her that's not her business
>leave the room and cry like a bitch in the bathroom
>get dressed
>say goodbyes
>find a cab and go back home
>cry my self to sleep again later that night
>>711678036
>I make her a shake after every run with my cum in it
Woah, I must take a leaf out of your book, bro.
Sounds like a wonderful idea. Not to mention that going to run with her would be nice.
Any other wonderful ideas?
>cum on our pizza
I started with pizza too
>"it's really good this time!"
She gave me that when I served her a pudding full of my cum.
Best feeling ever
>>711672952
Not sure what to think about that
I'd gladly go full out homosexual for Dr. Brian Cox
>>711675285
Dude. I feel every word of this. Do you have kik or skype? Lets perv out to feet.
>>711677979
>tell me more about that
ive made threads before. had sex with sister for years. it started when we were teens but we dont do anything anymore. im much older than you btw. so this was a long time ago.
>>711676559
Your problem is you're just not around the right kind of people. Maybe you need to surround yourself with people you can be real with and people who are real back to you or maybe you're the type of person who wants to be real with people but don't want people to be the same back. Either way if you're extremely successful as you say you are you shouldn't have to hide how you feel about someone unless you you need that person to continue being 'successful'. Things do get better. There is that light at the end of the tunnel you either off yourself to see that light at the end of the tunnel or you change the way you live to see that light at the end of the tunnel.
>>711675285
>painted toenails are like erect nipples
kek
>>711678257
Damn, that suck... Mostly.
>she's here to help
I would have accepted her help, just in order to see what comes next...
>>711676113
Id love to see the unknowing unaware cock slut.
>>711678513
>ive made threads before
Missed them unfortunately. Can you quickly recap?
It might help me
>>711677315
sets down pipe for now...
>>711675342
Yah it's difficult
They were intense and consistent influential sexual experiences too early. I feel like I can't grow out of it
>>711678330
Give the running thing a shot with your sister. Not only is it an easy outlet to watch her eat my cum, we've actually been getting a lot closer as a result. Granted I'd like to get a lot closer and actually have sex, but that will probably never happen.
How old is your sister? you could do a lot of stuff depending how old she is. Cum in her food she takes to school every day (which is something I'm going to try and do very soon), offer to make her dinner or pick her up something and cum in it before you give it to her, I'm not the most imaginitive type, but the possibilities are endless. Let your mind go wild and you'll think of something.
Got to get some sleep now though, good luck.
>>711677020
here I am spending half an hour a week trying to come up with a good secure password and in sweden girls have to share lol
>>711678540
my success is completely self made.
My problem is that i can only talk business. I'm very afraid of people knowing me too well. I seem to be very afraid of rejection or being hurt. And it's all very ironic because i'm VERY confident at what i do for a living.
I have pushed away friends and family. I don't surround myself with anyone. I seem to be losing my ability to open up to people. My social skills aren't deteriorating, but they are transforming into something very different. And it's alienating me.... But i get shit done.
I now put my hope in anonymous online communities to one day find someone to build a very steady "relationship" with. A way for me to be an equal. Someone normal. I'm well aware /b/ is not the place for that. But i sort of find peace here.
>>711676715
i wish i had a sister.... seems like hot action and easy access... bonus if she makes sammiches
>>711676610
If you can steal her panties and you haven't... get to work!
>>711678634
she used to sleep with me in my room sometimes and we used to talk a lot before falling asleep. we started talking about sex one time and we eventually started doing stuff with each other. i used to get handjobs from her under the blankets and she'd let me grab and suck her tits too. we eventually started trading oral and had sex like around 2 years after.
>>711677432
>>711677543
Either of you guys take pics or vids. That shit it so great
>>711678930
I don't sorry, but I'll consider it for the next time I'm on here. Just get kinda sketchy about posting photos here.
>>711678741
>Give the running thing a shot with your sister
I will, for sure
>getting a lot closer as a result
That would be awesome
>How old is your sister?
She's 17, about to turn 18. Speaking of that, I must find a wonderful present for her...
>Cum in her food she takes to school every day
I'm going to do that tomorrow!
>offer to make her dinner or pick her up something and cum in it before you give it to her
Always do that when I can
>good luck
Thanks bro! Same to you.
>>711678905
Ok ! will do :) should i also wait until shes free to fuck her or fuck her now ?
>>711678858
>seems like easy access
you have no idea how true this is. most people never suspect a thing because you are brother and sister and her spending the night at your house is not seen as even suspicious. not even by your parents.
I'm this retard:
https://youtu.be/CC0o-kIu54Y
>>711678858
>easy access
Forget that, the opposite is true
>>711678912
That's wonderful, lucky you. How old were you when you started?
>>711673058
Would be keen, but don't have skype, ayye
>>711678930
>>711679009
Never did a vid, too scared someone could find it.
Also
>kinda sketchy about posting photos here
Totally the same
>>711675716
so it's not rape if you love them? nice loophole
>>711673058
What about drinking it, ya dirty cunt
>>711679139
male or female?
>>711679177
Same age? Are you twins?
So there is still time for me?
>>711673098
>Reply to Thread No.711672591
Over 7.5 billion people, and you choose you're cousin. You need to see some more sunlight, cunt
>>711673437
This sounds like bullshit
>>711672591
i'm a hebephile
>>711673469
Cool, let's go fuck some snakes and geckos whilst we're being sad, deprived, handicapped faggots.
>>711679271
not twins.
19/13 until 28/21
dont know about you guys time. depending on how you get along and how close you are i guess.
>>711673838
Woah
>>711678791
What's a email I could use to stay in contact with you? Or you can email me icdfjh2@gmail
>>711673513
No shit, you're a guy. Here I was thinking that the sky is blue because it's reflect off the ocean. #wouldnthavethunkit
>>711673761
i envy you
>>711679172
I love that too
>>711673709
Have fun getting robbed and stabbed, you pathetic beta faggot. Have fun wanking alone and feeling about the browser tabs you close when you're done.
I lost my virginity in my parents car behind a church on a Sunday
>>711679386
So 13 for her? Damn, I should have started earlier :(
>>711675285
Same goes with me.
I even got sole proprietorship can from a bunch of girls from my school.
Greatest thing ever
>>711678597
I need your email then
>>711679521
While your mom's friend tried to touch you?
>>711679548
i told you.
>>711672591
I think blm and feminism have some, SOME, good points, but that just makes them like any other organization. They exist to push their own agenda that have nothing to do with women or racial minorities.
Liberals and sjw put so much faith in both organizations, but don't realize how typical of an organization they are. My gf is liberal and knows my opinion on it, but I'm worried she doesn't like it and doesn't understand that neither of us will change that opinion. I don't care, it's a difference of opinion, but I worry that one day she'll realize this and decide she can't handle it and leave.
>>711678257
>makes nachos
>Be me
>Have the biggest foot fetish
>One day decide to ask girls at school for foot pics
>Ask girls for foot pics
>Some how get loads of pics from my friends
>Love my life
>>711672591
i developed a new piece bio tech which i will use to create a bio weapon capable of near complete ecocide. i plan to deploy it within the next five years.
>>711679623
I feel I've missed my best occasion when, while we were play-fighting and touching, as a retailation for having patted between her legs multiple times, she grabbed my pants, take them off and grabbed my cock full hands, and she didn's wanted to leave it.
Dammin, I wanted her so bad, but I was so damn scared
>>711675473
You got played by a fucking 12yo!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. The bleach is in the cupboard, bro
>>711672591
I bate to people when I'm talking to them on phone or discord... Idk... Sometimes I breath weird while doing and I guess they kinda Know, But no one ever said anything.
>>711679668
and then?
>>711679915
I would love that
>>711679569
Keenmalformation g male
>>711676867
Absolute bullshit.
>>711679357
How does it affect your life?
>>711679887
yeah that was the time you should have made a move. when a girl shows interest, just go for it next time.
>>711679035
I'm gonna say if opportunity knocks ... ya open that door regardless
>>711672952
Greentext?
i am obsessed with prank revenging a douchebag... i keep thinking a harmless way would be to find a group of people who agree to call douchebag and leave long messages of music or something.... and yet i keep this secret because i imagine it's against all the sites i go to. is it really that bad? is that what doxxing is? i think it could be harmless to schedule like 20 prank calls from people around the internet but maybe that's the one line i can never cross
>>711679655
That spunds awesome. Post some? Or kik or skype to chat Bout them?
Bump
>>711679449
i emailed you.
Hmm, I have a couple.
>My brother caught me fapping to star wars once.
>I've fapped to my sisters pic
>I've fapped to men/traps/tgirls/etc, but never even flirted with a guy irl
>I once ate out a hooker
>My 13 yr old niece is pretty damn hot (but would never do anything; im definitely a moralfag on that one, and some of us actually do love our family and hope they turn out to be stable human beings)
>Used to make out with my cousin as a kid.
>I still squat while I poop.
>I frequently steal my brothers vicodin/xanex/muscle relaxers.
>I fucked one of my best friends girlfriend over the course of a couple of months, and probably would have kept doing it had I not moved.
>I fucked my girlfriend in a room full of sleeping people.
>Got chlamydia and blamed it on my recently broken up with ex. She thought it actually was her fault. It could have been her fault, but more likely it was from the hooker previously mentioned.
>My first job I worked my way up to manager at fast food chain. Had dumb bitch who worked for us whose till was always off by 20-30 dollars naturally (+ or -). So I started always taking cash when counting her register. Double my pay in one night, kek.
>>711677094
Same shit here. Give it a go
>>711673838
... Dude.. Fuck if that's real
>>711681273
>>My brother caught me fapping to star wars once.
I bet to the Red Guy dude.
When I was about 5 me and my sister would go into our room(which we shared) and took turns sucking/licking the other
I want to fuck my 33 year old sister in law. I know she didnt fuck for 3 years and craves for a dick
>>711679037
it's kind of cool to imagine pumping your cum into your sister... your dna with hers and the dna you already share... wouldn't want a pregnancy tho... but just the thought of it is pretty badass
I raped my ex gf while she was asleep and came inside her it felt amazing
>>711674301
So.. your secret is you slip out at night when your family is asleep, and you have sex?
Almost four weeks ago now, I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>711679357
You and I both, friend.
>>711682405
not bad, for a 12yo fagit
Met a long lost cousin a few years ago. She's pretty annoying but whatever. She's mid 30s, has a ton of kids because she was a teenage whore, kinda ugly and chubby.
So anyway..she comes to visit and we go out to a club. She's basically throwing herself over every guy as she's borderline blackout drunk. She's lined up a guy to try and bring home and I'm like whatever. Guy is following us back and during the drive I hatch my devious plan.
She heads inside ahead of us and passes out in her guest room. I tell anon to Fuck off and leave.
I head into the room and act like anon.
Spent the next 2 hours balls deep in her loose musty pussy. Bitch had meat curtains for days. Didnt care. Still left my seed in her.
I delete guys number from her phone and act super disappointed in her The next day to where she cries.
>>711672591
Sometimes when OP doesn't deliver, I don't think he's a fag
>>711683239
I'm 31
I steal panties from my friends Highschool sisters. I also post nudes of my gf on here, gets me off for some reason knowing that other dudes can only fap to her but I can fuck her.
I have a couple that I have sex with frequently
I have an older guy that I go on compensated dates with. It ends with us in bed
I frequent the glory holes so I can suck cocks. I have a cum fetish.
I go on CL a lot. I just got back from an older guy's house that likes to be abused.
I also cross dress.
All my friends, family, and coworkers think I've a permavirgin
I fap to disney toys
Lost my virginity to my friend's 13 year old sister when I was 19. I was the 3rd guy she fucked at the time. She ended up getting pregnant at 16, dropped out of school, married the baby daddy at 18, then divorced 2 years later then got fat after the divorce. The kid is like a 2nd grader. now.
>>711681273
>moralfag
>steal vicodin, cheat on your girlfriend, and steal money from cash registers
ok.
>>711676343
Yes ?
I'm a conservative and am in love with an sjw. She loves me too. We can't share this with anyone because we're chickenshits.
I watch anime. If anyone found out I'd probably hang myself
>>711685918
lol I know who u are
>>711685918
That's just a pic u found here you virgin
>>711684327
Hello Damian
>>711686061
Nope try again
>>711686190
No means yes, whore.
>>711686052
What have you been making her do?
>>711685918
>>711686052
what did you blackmail her with
>>711686247
I have no idea where you are going with this
Had to divorce my husband. Found out he had molested 2 of my sisters. Want to kill myself cause the pain is too much to bear sometimes.
i fap to my daughter constantly. i have the most intense orgasms when i fap to her. i really want to fuck her too. she's so fucking sexy. pic related.
>>711686367
Gotten her to send more of her photos, that's the only reason I'm doing it >>711686404
Threatening to leak all her nudes etc
>>711686404
i threatened to fire her husband from his very high paying contractor job because he had porn on his work computer. it was a government job and he could have faced criminal charges as well.
>>711685997
i'm waiting for the answer to this
>>711686499
^
>>711686577
Which dubs is telling the truth?
>>711686052
fake, this image has been around for a looooong time.
Fuck off attentionfag
>>711686297
A GODDAMN LIAR, YOU FAGGOT.
>>711678267
It bounced back. Have another? You will love the bitch's pics and vids
>>711686651
probably neither
>>711686667
Hasn't been that long and even so, does it matter
>>711673626
>hung out once 7 months ago
>says she's busy 3 times
Lol nope
>>711686451
Wanna make out, babe?
>>711686686
and why do you think that?
my dad molested my sister and i from the time i was 13 and she was 11 to the time we both graduated high school. he'd finger us. make out with us, and make us jack him off. he'd also make us make out, finger each other, and eat each other out. i fucking hated him, but he groomed me and could make me cum so hard. i hated him, but loved how hard he could make me cum. no one could make me cum like he did. he died of cancer two years ago. karma is a bitch. my sister and i still hook up once in a while if we're on molly or really drunk. she feels so good to me, we know each other's bodies so well. i'm a sex addict. i have a daddy daughter fetish with older men. i'll fuck almost anyone i can. i'm so fucked.
>>711686694
Anyone else interested in seeing the slut?
>>711686815
yes, because anon is being a little lying bitch trying to get credit over summing he didn't do
also probably 14
>>711677111
You use "low and behold" entirely too much.
>>711686979
Don't be mean to me I'm telling the truth I swear
>>711686474
Thats a nice daughter~ Im fapping to her too!!
im donald trump
>>711677111
If you're going to write "low and behold" 3 times in a fucking post, at least spell "lo" correctly.
>>711687229
By any chance do you know Elon musk?
>>711686926
1. She's not crying
2. Filenames
3. Faggot
>>711686474
Same. We joke about incest a lot. We'll wrestle around, and she'll let me pull her tits out of her bra. She hurriedly puts them back up and plays like that's a no-no, but she feels my diamonds pressed to her when we're wrestling and tickling one another and says or does nothing.
>>711687272
yes he's my mother
>>711687217
she's so fucking hot. makes me diamonds. what would u do to her? how would u make her cum and moan for u?
I eat all my cum every time I finish alone.
And I don't know why its considered so taboo.
Tasty and easy to clean up.
>>711687389
post a pic of her. my daughter makes me go crazy for sure. she's perfect.
>>711672591
I voted for Trump
>>711686938
kik?
dirty daddy here would love to molest that pussy some more for you.
I think will die from aids..
Clean atm Tho
My biggest turn on is trash.. The more trashy the more I wanna lick it and fuck it..
Fml
>>711687484
yeah daddy? what would u do to me. i'm rubbing my wet little cunt right now? get me off daddy...
Grandpa used to beat and choke me when i was a kid
>tfw getting beaten and choked are my kinks now
i lighted someone while he was sleeping
>>711687581
Stop lying, loser.
>>711673565
Not sure how long it's been, but if he died recently, you will be. It can take some time to fully realize he's gone.
>>711676867
.. so .. no investigation on how he got the heroin? His wife didn't know that you were there to watch the game.. and many other questions..
>>711687673
i'm actually glad you don't believe me, its safer that way, but how would you expect me to prove it to you?
>>711673709
>get caught
>years in prison
don't drop the soap anon
>>711687832
Just stop posting already. Google image search has proved you wrong.
>>711687406
She doesn't seem very Lesbian to me so... I guess I would have to force the little bitch to lick my kitty till I get off 3 or 4 times. Also, after this, I would call my blackest friends to destroy her pinky assy! And I really don't mind about getting her wet or not. Better if she doesn't! Oh my! I'm getting off again! Post moar? <3
>>711673838
Nice
>>711687051
I'm emailed you. Did you get it?
>>711685997
so who am i?
>>711688396
Want me to post your initials?
I was dating a girl from Peru who would have to go home from time to time because she was on a tourist visa. We got engaged and I spent $6,000 on her solitaire diamond ring, not big money but enough to care about. When I started to have my doubts about the relationship I got the diamond switched out with a CZ when she left her ring behind. I asked her to leave the ring so it wouldn't get stolen. We broke up a while later. The diamond is on my wife's ring and she doesn't have a clue. She would be pissed as hell if she knew. She made me replace my bed and mattress, sheets, etc. because the peruvian had used them with me.
>>711688568
do it
my sister and i get drunk and make out all the time. she's a really good kisser and makes me wet as fuck. we've had threesomes together too.
>>711677111
Low and behold, you got trips!
Low and behold, you said "Low and behold" like 3 times.
Low and behold, it's actually "Lo and behold" as another anon pointed out.
Lo and behold, you're a prick.
>>711689208
Are you the corrs?
>>711677589
It's only gay if you're catching.
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>>711689208
I would love does your more stories of this!
I jerk off to my brother in laws wife's panties that I stole.
>>711676113
Treat yourself and share with the class
>>711689871
Would prefer to email it to people. Much easier for me. Plus the videos I have to email
