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You are now a part of President Trump's cabinet. How are you going to make america great again? Every post ending with an 8 becomes law. Dubs becomes an amendment.
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Everyone who illegally immigrates to this country must be conscripted into the military for at least 8 years.
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>>711657555
fucking trips. god bless you
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>tfw OP might actually be trump

I'll bite though, new trade agreements, companies that want to outsource labor have to offer stock options to laid off American workers or pay into a pension if not publicly traded
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>>711657341
Rich fucks can rent out historical art from the Smithsonian collection for a fee, use that to finance the national arts foundation
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>>711657341
Send troops to protect endangered species like elephants and that nonsense. Let the Middle East work itself out and protect what really matters
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>>711657341
The Confederate states get their freedom
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Sharia law
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>>711657341
ban feminism
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>>711657341
>Research pedophila
>create pedo-ray that turns people into raging pedophiles
>use gun on foreign leaders
>they resign in shame
>install new leaders
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Rule #1: There are no rules.
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>>711658410
Rolling for this
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anyone who weighs over 300lbs will be castrated, no exceptions.
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Muslims in the fire
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Whites should apologize
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Real-Life Hunger Games, except all ages can be admitted but only children under the age of 18 can volunteer.
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>>711658618
Trump will never go for this
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>change the name of the State of Hawaii to "Kenya"
>update all Hawaiians' birth certificates to reflect their home state's new name

Mission accomplished
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>>711658536
rolling dis
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Eye for an eye
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Hobo fights should be televised. Hobo champion should be allowed full access to Mc-donalds dumpster.
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Black people pay whites reparations for the next 1000 years for the hatred and nignoggery they have caused us
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>>711657848
This is cool. I like this.
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History of the WWE/NWO mandatory in all high schools
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Boogers are now currency
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ban veganism and have vegans gassed
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Segregation reinstated as "Negro Defection Action"
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>>711658806
Bump this FTW
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>>711657555
Dumb idea. Now we have an army full of trained killers in our midst who hate us.
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>>711657341
make all prisoners fight gladiator matches for their freedom
save money on prisons and gain money through tv and ticket sales
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Universal Health Care where no one has to worry about the hospitals or pharmaceutical companies trying to fuck them out of everything they own just to be healthy.
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>>711658113
Fuck the animals.

Take our troops out of shit holes, and put them along our southern border.
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Regain nuclear arms and proliferation.
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>>711657341
People like OP are brainwashed by the mainstream, corrupt media.

Get the real, honest scoop. Only at:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com
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having kids is illegal
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>>711658618
For what? Being white? You're an idiot.
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>>711659011
Now they really hate us
>>711658966
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>>711657341
Machine guns for kids
every kid on their 6th birthday will get an assault rifle or lmg to fuck up Muslims and mexicans
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Black people steal
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>All welfare is replaced with a single credit card
>you get living wage per month, tied to reformed CPI
>starting off, you can't spend on anything but essentials
>$ you save at the end of the month you get to keep. If you save that money, you get more choices to buy next month. If you keep it, you can only use essentials next month
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annual purge
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All bills introduced to congress must be single-subject. Multi-subject bills must be broken down into individual components.

This way, congressmen can't hide additional clauses in the midst of some big bundle bill.
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>>711657341
I would create a state for all those LGBTQQIP2SAA people and allow muslim refugees to live only there. State of Love.
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>>711659115
Fuck this shit.

When stuff is "free" the system gets overly taxed by poor people.

How about a low cost plan, garnered from opening up the healthcare system to competition....and EVERYBODY pays the same co-pay of $100. That will keep the welfare queens from bringing their fuck-trophies in whenever they get a sniffle. If they REALLY need urgent care, they will find $100.
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>>711659456
Forgot last part
>you access the savings once you get off welfare and stay off for 9 months
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>>711659538
Send them all to California. Fence off California and kick them out of the union.
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>>711659538
I second this. Turn South Dakota into Faggotopia and North Dakota into Muslimland. Nobody needs those states.
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PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading for all Americans
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Revenue neutral cap and trade
Or carbon tax and use tax to sequester carbon in limestone
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>>711659689
1 off fuck
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>>711659689
1 off :/
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>>711659538
cali
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>>711657341
Abolish the fed and nationalize the banks.
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>>711659689
Nearly an amendment
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Mandatory military service for all people who've posted on 4chan
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Change his mind about net neutrality
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M̵̷̜͇̗̮̤̹̬̝̦̜͔̝̝͔͚̀͡͡a͢͝҉͕͉̣̹͕̻̜̯̗̗͓̻ͅk̴̟̺͈̘͇̝͢͞e͠҉҉̶̵̘͈̫̰̞̣̪ ̨̺̠̗̝͙̙̰͉̜̕͘͡A̷̷̧̻̟̩̬̬̲̹̩͝m҉̴͝͏̣̲͉̲͎̲̮̺̖̫̜̹e̶̫̣̹̭͍̬͡r̡̛̛͍̩͓͙̖͝ì̷̡̡̢̙̹͇͍̠̼̯͖̣͉̟͎̪̙͈ć̻̹̹͇̦̞̰͚͘͜ͅͅḁ̧͔̺̜̳͉̯̮̘͓͇̣̣̕ͅ ̸̛̰̻̺̰̫̩̠͕̤͝ͅĢ̷͚̙̖̥̫̹̲̠r̛̟͍̣͙͉̭̪̜̟̞̠͢͞é̘̭̱͎̖͜͠ą̨̰͈̺͓̼̬̣̦̕͜ͅt̷̷̛̗͙̟͚̹̱͎̤̳̭̫͈͕͎̪ͅͅ ҉̡̞̜̭̩͢A͏̶͙̜̹̮̙̤̠̘̫̩̠̰̥̘̪͖̙̕͝ͅǵ̢̧̡̱̼̳̠̯̙̤̬á̵̜̲͈͍̤̤̟͍͡í̼̼̮̭̖̠͉̫̮͓̬̺͚̕͞͠ͅń͓͖͈̭͔̰͎̝͔͙͇͓̮̪̦̟͎̞͜͠
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>>711658410
Roll
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PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading for all Americans, so they finally get some honest fucking news.
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>>711659885
3 FUCK OFF

FUUUUU
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>>711659538
>>711658778
Nice.
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>>711659927
1 off...
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Turn private prisons into mental hospitals. Legal weed, legal mushrooms, legal lsd
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>>711659755
Whoop, winrar.
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>>711659885
they do realize they are biased media right?
there just biased in another direction
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Slavery becomes law, except now it's for monetary value and racial heritage doesn't matter, if you owe someone enough money and don't pay them then they own you.
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Marijuana is now illegaller than ever. If you're caught even with paraphernalia you get death penalty on the spot.
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Legal hookers. Have to do pro bono work by fucking retards, disabled etc. same as lawyers
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PoliticalOutsource.com becomes mandatory reading, so Americans can finally get honest fucking news.
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>>711660031
How
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>>711660080
Marijuana is federally legalized for recreation use.
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>>711657341
/pol/ is deleted and the grabbing of pussies is mandated
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>>711660031
How are they biased? More honest then info wars even
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Business suits mandatory, anyone caught not wearing a business suit will be sentenced to live in the ghetto inner city of Chicago
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>>711660080
Obvious bait is obvious
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>>711660120
Roll
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Deport the illegals and build a wall, duh.
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We conquer Cuba, then Mexico, then Canada and create the United North American Empire.
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Women no longer have the right to vote.
Being a Liberal cuck or Feminist is punishable by jail time or fines.
Immigrants get shipped off to Madagascar.
Women who refuse sex are shamed and forced to live in the wilderness until they come around.
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>You have to pass a test to have kids
>The test is just an essay, can be in any language, spoken response is okay
>the prompt: why are you bringing this kid into the world?

Most people don't think about it.
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>>711660398
Winrar
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>>711660120
Rolling 3 dis
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Hillary Clinton is now president as Trump hands the White House and Cabinat to her
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I probably try to fuck omarosa, palin and katrina.

and spy for the democrats, because you alt-right trumpanzee sjw's are the worst brand of sjw's on earth, and the world needs to cull you.

thankfully trump has embraced the GOP establishment, so that may shut some trumpie sjw's up... they're pretty stupid though, so they'll probably go along with all of trump's retarded shit.
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>>711660031
Literally the most unbiased, honest news on the fucking internet you mong
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>>711660468
It's just a prank
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>>711660031
That's like saying George Washington wasn't the first president of the USA
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holocaust trump's sjw's.
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>>711660031
Be gone shill
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>>711658819
>nignoggery

top kek
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>>711660468
Veto veto!
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>>711660120
Rolling
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>>711660158
>>711660236
>>711660493
>>711660520
>>711660570
there home page alone just offers a bunch of opinion pieces, they wrote an article calling democrats teary eyed, and the other stories are all pro trump and geared towards his supporters
im not even a democrat, i voted trump, but its obvious they are trying to ostracize dems
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All federal contract bidding must occur symbolically via hobo fights, steroids are both encouraged and mandatory
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>>711660543
send them to AuSJWitz
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Reparations for the descendants of former U.S slaves.
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>>711660258
>Infants
>People who are exercising
>People having sex
>Bathing
But why stop there?
>Dogs
>Cats
>Fish
>Birds
>All household appliances
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>>711660605
Democrats were indeed crying, therefore they are teary eyed.

I don't see any stories that are biased, or fake? Literally just reports and news, just because they're about Trump doesn't mean they're anti-Deomcrat.

Stop letting the left media brainwashing you into thinking anything positive about Trump = bad
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>>711660643
lel I like you
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>>711660652
Reparations for the descendants of former US slave owners
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>>711660656
>2016
>not wearing a full business suit during sex
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Hillary wins electoral college, popular vote by 10,000,000, trump goes to prison

TRIPPY TRIPS GET
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>>711660605
Except the democrats were crying? Every media website has opinion pieces too... The majority of the news on PON is unbiased
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>>711660838
Kek
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>>711657341
Step 1: Legalize Marijuana.
Step 2: Deport all niggers back to Africa.
Step 3: Gather sand niggers up and kill them.
Step 4: Abolish taxes.
Step 5: Raise minimum wage to $12.00/hr
Step 6: Make it illegal to be a SJW.
Step 7: Make feminism an act of treason.
Step 8: Make health care FREE for everyone.

And that's just for starters.
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>>711660838
Winrar
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>>711657341

How am I supposed to do anything if I'm part of his cabinet???
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fight trump and holocaust!!!!!!
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>>711660605
So it's bias to report how black democrats attacked a white guy for supporting trump?

Lol ok then
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>>711658536
Rolling for this, but it's 400, and obviously it's case by case. If you leave it at EVERYONE above 300 you realize how many athletes you'd kill for no reason? Oh also it's not castrated, it's if you're over 400 lbs, and aren't in absolutely ridiculous shape, you die. Time to trim the fat off this shit sandwhich.
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>>711660917
How can you make health-care free if you abolish taxes?
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>>711660838
Top kek
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>>711660792
>positive about Trump = bad
That isn't even close to what he said. Please put the word bias into your search bar and read the definition out loud.
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Restore trade relations with mole people

PRICE OF CAVE CRYSTALS = A BIT HIGH CURRENTLY
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Obama gets White House back and is now supreme emperor of Union Socialism of America and Trump gets death sentence.
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>>711661005
Easy. America exports TRILLIONS of dollars per year. I would also put a stop of that and divert that money into our country. For starters, that would go to free health care for everyone. Poor, rich, or otherwise.
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Sell Brazil
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>>711660969

This guy becomes the dictator of the United States
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Tell the public aliens are real and want to start a space war with us. Even if that isn't true.
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People can use the NSA's full resources to do whatever research they need as long as they post results here
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>>711658819
>nignoggery
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No more Oreos!
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>>711660792
i didnt say it was bad i said it was biased, youre not understanding, the stories they are covering, all though true in their own right shows their bais. lets run down the list of the first articles we see
>trumps policies
>man beaten for voting trump
>women march against trump
>hillary staged a photo
>trump wants to reclaim americas destiny
>clinton supporters in tears
>people against trump are crying
>election betting odds show trump will win
the fact that they choose to only cover stories where trump looks good and dems look like shit highlights their obvious bias
>>711660874
its true every media site does have opinion pieces, but pon claims to be unbiased when its very clear theyre not
>>711660997
see above statements, and it is biased to only cover those types of stories, as awful as that trump supporters were attacked covering only stories that show democrats when their being corrupt,and only stories that show conservatives winning clearly sets a bias
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Affirmative action for gun owners
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Carry out a basic intelligence test on every adult in the country, slaughter anyone who fails and process their meat to make cheap TV dinners.
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Anti aging research
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>>711659374
roll
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>>711661683
Roll
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>>711657341
All of the Money goes to NASA And I get to get off this rock full of fucktards.
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>>711661528
>see above statements, and it is biased to only cover those types of stories, as awful as that trump supporters were attacked covering only stories that show democrats when their being corrupt,and only stories that show conservatives winning clearly sets a bias
sorry about my typing in this by the way, i deleted some of my reply on accident which leaves it a little incoherent
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>>711661766
Ooh!
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>>711657341
Eliminate all duplicate federal agencies and let the states handle things.

Eliminate overseas bases in Europe and Japan and redeploy troops along the southern border and territorial waters.

Eliminate Obamacare and let the states handle healthcare.

SJW's to be conscripted.
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>>711661223
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Conquer Canada and turn it into a collection of megaprisons where we send all our criminals.
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>>711661448
you are a piece of shit
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Marijuana is taken off of schedule one and the states are left to decide whether or not to tax for recreational use.
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Go back to British rule. :^)
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>>711661809
I fucking know right?

As Captain of the Now mandated GTFO ship, I hereby name you as my Number 1.

I shall from here on call you Kif.
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>>711661766
Same, but all the fucktards get off my rock.
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Officially ban the Democrat party. Immediate and forceful deportation of illegal immigrants.
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>>711661865
Trump said it; not me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTDfA3X56k

I love Oreos, too. (Pic related; my collection)
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>>711661840
>eliminate Obamacare
>let the states handle healthcare

The states suck dick, none of them will provide shit except CA and NY because they can afford it, sick people will flock to them and they'll get overwhelmed
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Did you know having your post end in 8 is the same chance of your post ending in any dubs?

You should make it dubs is law and trips is an amendment, just sayin'
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Sell all prisoners and illegal immigrants to Qatar for slave labor to build their World Cup stadiums.
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>>711657341
defund sanctuary cities
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>>711662012
But, Space Colonies!
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It's legal to kill a Scotsman every second Thursday of March between the hours of 2AM and 9:43 PM as long as it's done with a longbow and you're wearing a kilt.
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>>711657341
>If 8, then start by reforming Education
>If Dubs, then amend Affirmative Action; Get rid of it
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>>711661287
This. Say the aliens are Muslim
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>>711662058
Well, even Trump recognizes it as a tough hardship, I guess I will go along with it. You are not a piece of shit.
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>>711662202
Roll
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>>711657341
Deport Sarah Palin and her entire scumbag family.
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Heavily tax churches and other places of worship.
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>>711662129
no its not, its more common for one variable to match then for two
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>>711658819
>this
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>>711657341
term limits for all members of congress. 12 years all positions combined max, and banned from lobby positions after
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>>711657341
Hillary goes to prison
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>>711662301
>>711661683

Into the meat grinder!
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Everyone has to wear a gender neutral tunic
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>>711657341
abolish the IRS and institute a flat tax
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The use of 'buzzwords' in place of actual argument is now punishable by death.
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>>711661766
>>711662129

Fuck you! I got Dubs. I want my Space Ship!
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Anyone who unironically posts in /pol/ to be chemically castrated.
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>>711662387
did you not take probability during math in highschool this is very basic stuff anon how can you be this retarded
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>>711659115
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No niggrers
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Any individuals wishing to apply for welfare must have regular drug testing conducted
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Sign language only
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>>711662599

You never took a reading class either. The odds of dubs is the same as the odds of getting an 8.

1/10 chance of 8
10/100 chance of dubs
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>>711657341
burn all the jews
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>>711662599
Per the Amendment
>>711662387 is officially Retarded.
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Not affecting the current president, but the removal of electoral colleges
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>>711662593
>chemically
I think it will save the taxpayers a pretty penny if the government uses rubber bands and hedge trimmers instead of expensive chemicals
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>>711662709

Honestly don't see a problem with this. Forced rehab for anyone who wants to claim but is on drugs.
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Super Mario theme music is our national anthem
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>>711662877
Wellp...
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>>711662744

Why did you reply to b8, m8?
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>>711662861
Thanks, anon.
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>>711660398
well Fuck You! Mark my words: in less than 30 years all those countries will be the virtual owners of USA. C U Fag
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exterminate all niggers, gays, and muslims
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Join the EU and accept a fair share of refugees.
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Primary elections work based on a bracket system
Final round is the general
No one knows who candidates are, has to vote based on policy scorecard each one has
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>>711657341
All illegals are now no longer protected under any U.S. law and any action taken against them is legal.
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>>711661206
That's called taxes moron
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>>711663029
The fuck?
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>>711662301
8, 18, 28, 38, 48 ,58, 68, 78, 98
00, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99
Same odds.
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All religion is now illegal.
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Every woman at the age of 18 needs to be grabed by the pussy by The Mighty Emperor Trump
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Gary Johnson and Jill Stein have to commit Seppuku
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>>711663151
Pic related.
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Trump is banned from Mexico and Twitter
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>>711663029

Nice try Angela.
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>>711663188
Dub 8 = executive order
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It's illegal to be black.
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No more futuristic cod games
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>>711662709
Ya my sister in law is on disability for mental illness and she smokes crack daily
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For every Mexican who enters the country illegally, we send Mexico a bible belt redneck.
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nuke middle east
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It's black to be illegal
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Nationalize Red Lobster, McDonald's, KFC. Make them government-run troughs for the pig people
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>>711663299
No, we send 4 per Mexican
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>>711662950
huuur duuuur, I was only pretending to be retarded.
Le epic troll xD
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>>711663275
Fuck, and I wasted it on a comment...

We unify under the Imperium and Purge the Unclean AKA SJWs...
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Allie from SnS must blow me
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Rename the 'White House' to be 'The Liberty House'.
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>>711663388
Quadruple dubs, check it
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Bring slavery back
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>>711657341
Ban Islam. Absolutely and totally. No mosques, no Qurans, no sandniggers.
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>>711663447
Fuckballs
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Create National Suck start a shotgun day.
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If you get fired from a job more than 5 times then you are clearly no use to society and will be drowned, easing unemployment figures.
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>>711663447
11th commandment.
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>>711663147

Rolling
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Free Nuclear weapons to girls who are interested in science. STEM fields have NO women, but we can stop that in the next four years by giving middle school girls all over the country strategiec command of our nuclear arsenal
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A new gender, "Traffic Cone," will be added to and recognized in formal documents.
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>>711657341
>Slash taxes to zero
>country goes bankrupt
>file for bankruptcy
>skip paying taxes for 10 years
>everyone calls you the next ayn rand.
>neckneard virgins across the red states worship you
>whoever posts next masturbates to a picture of you twice a day until he dies in a ditch with no health care
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conservatism is banned
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>>711663511
Yes!
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>>711663691
Please, I need this for our great country
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>>711663608
>Fired

Out of a cannon.
Into the Sun.
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>>711663608

Harsh but fair.
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>>711657341
Anybody that can suck their own dick doesn't have to pay taxes. Niggers don't pay taxes anyway. Don't overthink this.
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>>711663691
Best gender
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Racism is made illegal outright, 1st Amendment is gutted ultimately to satisfy SJW youth across America
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paying taxes is optional
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>>711663814
I bet you wear Yoga pants...
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Being gay is officially a choice
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Mandatory beach party
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>>711663608
I can get behind this but only if they make sure they aren't fired for reasons others than being a bad worker.
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Age of consent now 12
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Bomb russia
Bomb isis
Shoot blacks
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>>711663933
No 3
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>>711657341
Build the wall. No amnesty, but no mass, militarized deportations. Illegals receive zero benefits, cannot legally work, buy property, drive, etc. They'll self deport, be deported ad-hoc, age out, or become citizens. Hopefully in that order.

Oh, and stop doing the world's dirty work.
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>>711663947
Close
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Anyone who commits an act of violence is sent to a specially made combat arena on the moon where they fight to the death. Televised of course.
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>>711663933
Pedobear Approved and Confirmed.
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Dick tax. 30k per year per inch. Can't afford it? Chop chop
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>>711657341
I'll lower the age of consent to 14 or 15.
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State enforced homosexuality is law of the land. Heterosexuality is punishable by death.
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Slavery with a twist! Enslave all women!
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Age of consent for men is 30
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>>711664000

Lunar trip confirmed by lunar trips
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>>711664033
>lower
It's already 12
>>711663933
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>>711664000
Trips = Supreme Court Decision
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>>711664033
New Amendment. The age of consent is now 14.
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As soon as you leave school, you are sent to a slave farm. Slavery is illegal for those over 25.
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Vice President must perform daily oral sex on the president.
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>>711658480

Lol that'd change nothing, they are already pedophiles. Just look at afghanistan troops had to look the other way or get court martialed.
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Empty all lakes into the ocean so the sea levels rise enough to drown the Dutch.
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>>711657341
4chan is given back to Moot and Moot is ordered to make /b/ great again.
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>>711657341
Muslims can be shoot at sight
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>>711664162
My bad. Didn't see that. I'll try this again. All girls 14 and older are slaves to men everywhere.
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All out ban on "emotional support" animals in public. Anyone bringing a pit bull or yappy fuck out in public will be imprisoned for life
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>>711663880
Joke's on you, I don't wear pants.
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>>711664334
so close to the supreme court...
This
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Compulsary guide dogs for all.
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>>711664344
Well that was lucky
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Holocaust comes true
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>>711664444

What a fucking waste
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>>711664444
Wow..I'm on fire tonight!
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>>711664241
rerolling for the image of Mike Pence sucking dick.
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>>711664444
This could have been a constitutional amendment
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>>711664444
Not as lucky as that...
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>>711664444
Holy shit checked
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I dont wear underwear
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>>711664501
You're just jealous you can't roll like I do.
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Grant Alaska, Hawaii, California and Texas full independence. Immediately declare war on Alaska, Hawaii, California and Texas.
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Obama gets citizenship taken away and is forced to live in exile in communist Africa
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>>711664444
Quads is Unanimous Congressional approval
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Supreme Court has to come to unanimous decisions, or all parties to the case are killed
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All female niggers aged 12-16 will be publicly raped and humiliated by any and all other students every Friday
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>>711664033
>>711664444
>>711664344
All me. Be jealous people.
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>>711657341
Sissy up Saturdays
Ham and cheese omelette becomes required breakfast of every school child.
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>>711664640

>tfw no qt USA v California Republic land war

;_;
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>>711660120
Is there a uk version of this? Unbiast articles are like finding gold
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Losers in political campaigns are publicly executed.
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Wearing a hat or sunglasses indoors for no medical reason is now a criminal offense.
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All education is just how to do manual labor well
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Penis inspection day is 2x per year instead of 5x
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>>711664915
Fuck that. I love wearing my hat and sunglasses everywhere.
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POTUS is decided by popular vote.
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>>711657341
Slavery is back baby
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>>711665007

Faggot.
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Every home is required to be equipped with a nuclear bunker by 2030.
>We're nuking Russia in 2030.
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>>711657341
Sharia is now the law
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>>711664983

PID results are no longer published online and instead kept confidential.
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>>711658819

>white people pay natives reparations for the next 1000 years for the hatred and greed they have instilled on them

Also all whites to be deported back to fucking Europe.
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Anyone who doesn't have a penis at least 7" in length (national average) does not have the right to vote.
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the national movie of the United States is Judge Dredd.
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>>711664802

>>711664400
>>711663188
>>711661766


You aren't Special Faggot. I'm right there with you.
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Invade China.

Kek wills it.
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LOCK HER UP
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BREAK
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A
K

UP
P

THE
H
E

BANKS
A
N
K
S
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Every man gets their own sex slave on their sex slave on their 18th birthday. They're free to choose the age of the sex slave too but she has to be older than age of 16.
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>>711665258

We don't want your retarded hill billies!
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>>711665319
reroll
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>>711665319
rereroll
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>>711665332

Sure fire way to get assassinated!
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>>711665343
roll
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>>711665360
re roll the ree rolll
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>>711665343

>she

Did you just ASSUME my sex slave's gender?!
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>>711665444

Trips!
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lower foreign dependence on anime by building a wall around Japan and making the weeaboo pay for it
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>>711665444
You got trips. Therefore it's a law and no we won't assume the gender.
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>>711665444
Trips can pick a Potato slave!
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Kill anyone who complains about the new law to kill anyone who complains about this new law.
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>>711660619
>>
THIS
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limit break?
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Since America has changed its views, send the Statue of Liberty back to France.
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>>711657341
legalize drugs
put the now out of work branches of government towards securing, testing and regulation of the new market, reap the multi trillion dollar industry rewards with insane tax hikes, make bank and create jobs in the process (manufacturing, storing, transporting, securing etc) allowing people to live decent lives rather than closing off one of the largest industries for gangbangers and violent scum to profit off of.
in one term i just ended a war which branches around the globe, i released non violent criminals saving more money and freeing people to be productive members of society again. all while thwartting a large sum of profit/power from crime families which in turn reduces corruption.
meanwhile focus on educating people on how they can use these drugs to their benefit, and how to avoid/reduce symptoms of addiction rather than brainwashing them into using/selling like DARE programs do.

but i doubt any of this will happen, likely assassinated because of how the worste people in the world are about to have their power taken from them.
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Make all news laws passed by an 8 roll instead of dubs invalid.
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Memes are now legal tender.
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No foraging of Rare Pepes
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>>711657341
No more fucking trap threads.
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https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-make-ron-paul-trump-s-secretary-of-state-treasury

https://apply.ptt.gov/yourstory/
tell to appoint ron paul as treasurer here

https://gop.com/survey/cabinet-survey/
and here
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>>711657341
End the war on drugs. Decriminalize drugs, then open treatment & administration facilities

you're welcome
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