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niggerman
Spiderman
Not-moving-overseas-and-living-comfortably-Man.
>>711643593
Cockaroach guy. ew
>>711643593
Nothing. Now fire at will.
recessionman
crocadileman
NobodyToShareMyLifeWithMan
DyingAloneMan
Pregnancy-Woman
Acrophobia-man
>>711643968
u have mask?lol
Highman
Assrapeman
>>711643593
workman!
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Stepping-on-LEGO-barefoot-in-a-dark-room-and-then-bashing-my-shin-on-the-coffee-table-man
Needleboy
>>711644079
im curious as to how that works as a superhero
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Dephtsman
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Lonely Man
Being A Failure Man!
Breakingsomeonestoiletwhenipoopman
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commitmentman
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Spaceniggersman
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Beheadingman.
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I'llNeverSucceedOnMyOwnman
>>711643593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BL59uiAz8&list=PLBKadB95sF44vjNzNABcYoF_7ae6lAgJM
Smallholepatternman
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Homed Man
>>711644261
Im guessing either you only stop ass-rape crimes or you stop crime by ass-raping, really only two options.
Brokeman
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Bicurious man
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Mypenisistoobig-man.
Shark man
Spitefulman
>>711644553
lol brah
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OutOfHeroinMan
>>711644261
Criminals find his ass irresistible.
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RacismAndMisogynyMan
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Failureman
Alienwoman
Spiderman? I don't think this is allowed
>>711644553
>only stop ass-rape
pretty bad superhero, needlesly specific, cant save the world unless some plans to ass rape the planet
>stop crime by ass-raping
that's illegal in a lot of places(sodomy), so he stops crime by commiting a crime?
cuckman
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Disappointing Authority Figures-Woman!
>>711644723
Niggerfaggot
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Peopleman
No one? Well i guess ill take this opportunity. DICKMAN!
blacksman
>>711644713
>insert milo yianopoulos joke here
>>711644894
Forgot -man.
Trumpman
>>711644830
well batman is a vigilante and stops crimes by committing varying levels of assault, sometimes you gotta break the law to enforce it.
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Shesaidshewaseighteenman
Tryingtograsptheconceptofnotexisting man
Copsman!
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SuccessMan
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fear itself man
>>711644769
Ride my cock or ill make them beam you up.
replytothispostoryourmotherwilldieinhersleepman
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Das Progressive
>>711643593
toiletman :(
also apartments...
Incompetent man
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Tightspacesincaves Man.
Gettingmydickcaughtinthegarbagedisposalman
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Failureinlifeman.
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TalkingToAnyoneOfTheOppositeSex Man
Dr. Pornadd
> only one pill and my husband doesn't cum for 3 hours!
Yea, that was a vicodin.
>>711645317
ohoho
>>711645077
but that begs the question:
Is the net amount of criminal action commited by superheros greater than that of all the criminals stopped?
By that logic, maybe the supero is actually a supervillain in the long term
Pancreaticcancerman
neverhavingagirlfriendman
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I've-become-my-father man
MenMan
>>711645354
Never gets old.
Really. Never.
malepatternbaldnessman
>>711645378
He's to you tightspacesman
getting hurtman
Surprisebuttsex man
Being-cheated-on-by-the-woman-I-love-and-trust Man
>>711643593
hot singles in your area man
Comingtotermswithmyproblemsandgettingoffmyasstosolvemysocialineptness-man
mymomcatchingwindofmypedophilicdesires man
Developingalcoholismman
whentheydiscoverIhaveatinypenisman
>>711645603
>>711645629
Just shaved my head, feels freaking awesome. Don't worry fam it's better than you think.
Disappointingmyparentsman
>>711645852
Shit, you took it
Lonelyman
Scatman John
HoarfrostMan
Public-speaking man
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Giraffe man
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escalatorman
>>711643593
mantis man...
OverwhelmingFearofRejectionMan
Falling to my death man
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girlman
Confined space electrocution man
Almost died once fuck that shit
meximan
>>711645837
tldr man
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Eternal Loneliness Man
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>711645852
Check out a UK TV show called Black Mirror, specifically season 3 episode 3
Extremely relevant
>>711645906
Hi I'm howyoudoingman
Existential Oblivion Lad.
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ExWifeMan
9gagmememan
aneurysmman
Minoritys, FallingOffThings-Man
Aidsmam
TesticularTorsionMan
>>711645495
You've also got to factor in the severity of the crime and who the victims are.
If you stop a guy from burning down an orphanage full of innocent children by beating him to within an inch of life, then you're a superhero because 39 counts of burning a child to death plus one count of arson outweighs one count of attempted murder and/or assault.
If you stop a guy from shoplifting a loaf of bread by shooting him in the head, you're a villain, or maybe a judge-dredd-tier lawful stupid character, because murder is worse than shoplifting.
As the level of crime being committed and the level of force being brought to bear to stop it approach equality, things get more and more morally grey.
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Commitmentman.
Paychildsupportman, kkkman
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DickskinInZipperMan
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Lifeman
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everythingman
Ex gf whos not afraid of jail
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zimmerman
>>711646555
Damn, my first trips. Now you've gotta watch it, faggot
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Being-a-disappointment-man, AWAY!
dr. stagefright
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gettingmydickshavedbymyfatherman
>>711645349
>ride my cock or ill make them beam you up
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Seaman
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Gay man
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Friendlessman
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Rape girl
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Cuckold man
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Trump man
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deportationman
Trans Nigger Muslim man
Niggerman!
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herpesman
>>711644870
triggered.
>>711643593
My-fiancé-fucking-black-dudes... ...man.
Lawn Gnome Man.
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Lifeman
>>711648239
Niggerguy....
Crimping depression man
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Waspman
that would actually be a cool hero
>>711648517
This.
>>711646853
holy shit
whats the complex character behind ass-rape man?
whats his moral grey?
will he rape a man to stop him from raping another?
Ladiesman
>>711648895
And what would you do exactly? Sting a bunch of criminals in their buttholes with your faggot stinger-dick?..
>>711648517
don't you mean livingman
life man would be afraid of plants, bugs, cats, the bacteria in his mouth
living is what you're afraid of
anyway
>you fucked it up again
>>711649015
the irony
>>711649204
yes. Wasps also bite though
>>711649307
So you'd bite their dicks too?..
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Nigger-Slayer
TrumpPresidencyWithARepublicanHouseSenateAndJudicalAppointmentMan
>hold me /be/
>>711649228
Thanks anon
Loveman
>>711649228
I think he meant life as in the collection of events that we go through everyday.
>>711649413
>>711649307
Actually, that's pretty savage of a super hero, anon.. Good shit you fag salad
>>711648038
She fights potential rapists by raping them first . Plot twist: This is the therapy they need.
uptoolateagainman
>>711643593
Dog-welder
>>711647325
Zimmermanman
>>711649413
yes.
Mayonnaise Lad
Hate the smell of that shit with a passion, but I guess if it were a fear it would be Toad man. I dont like how something alive can be so squishy and fragile, plus they're creepy as fuck when they're dried out on the road.
>>711649550
there is a word for that
let me check my dictionary... hmm
live
livid
ah here we are:
LIVING adj. the collection of events that we go through everyday
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Nothingman
>>711643755
dat filename
>>711649228
even though I see your point, 'life' can be used in more than one way. you can hate your life, and then you can hate all life on the planet.
they both mean different things.
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Mopedman
>>711649803
the internet is surprisingly and sadly lacking any images of toads being dipped in mayonnaise
so I made this
Cap'n Stabbin
Violently Raped in the Ass Man
oceanman
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nevergettingpantssurprisefrompassabletrapman
>>711643593
Spiderman.
...well, shit.
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Jobman
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Existential man
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Mymothershonestopinionofmeman
>>711650683
What in the actual fuck have you done.
Now I guess Im Toadayonaise man
>>711643711
Checked
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DOCTOR BEES
>>711651466
Checked
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Lonely-Man.
>>711651500
Nice trips.
Abandonment-Man
>>711651622
Nice trips
MeetingNewPeopleMan
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EternalRape man
ElevatorMan
Heightman and Drowned Boy
Affectionman
>>711649736
Bueno Excelente
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Divorcedandstuckpayingchildsupportandalimonywhilemyexfucksniggersman
>>711651625
>trips
You need yer eyes checked lad
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OrganfailureMan
>>711644830
>can't save them world unless someone plans to ass rape the planet
>>711643593
Entropy man. Doesn't sound too bad actually.
WhenObamacareGetsRepealedIWillLoseMyHealthInsuranceAndICannotAffordItEspeciallyWhenPremiumsAreGoingToFuckingSkyrocketSinceMillionsOfOthersWillBeUninsuredAndInsuranceCompaniesWillNeedThatBling Man
BirdMan
Waterman...
>>711652568
Salty fresh tears. So nice. I'm not paying for your shit. Be something worthwhile, or just die. Fucking NEETs and niggers, can't decide what is worse sometimes.
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neverfindagirlfriendman
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supparjewishman, the man of steal
damn, fuck that
Policeman
toothdecayman
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Unimportant Man
>>711643923
Nah dude you just don't ever think about it. Which is why you'll shit yourself if something ever does happen to you. What if you got jumped? Taken prisoner? Cmon.
Sharkman
>>711644397
Nobody's keeping niggas outta space nigga fuq u nigga
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Parents-finding-my-stash-of-dragon-porn-Man to the rescue!
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My-own-feelings-boy
Forceman
>>711644713
holy fuck, topkek
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Sucessfulman
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llama-man
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Balls Touching Man... Just because she has a dick don't mean I ain't not gay.
>>711644927
TITO DICK DICKMAN BABYYY
Responsibilityman
batmanman
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HillaryClintonPresidency Man
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Governmentman.
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alcoholic man
aloneman
Deathman or Pathman.
Beingleftbehindbymyfriendsastheyprogressinlifewhileistandstillandgetnothingdoneandthendiealoneandpoorwithonlymyselftoblame-man.
>>711655009
you'll always have me anon
>>711643593
UnknownMen
Caveman
Memory Loss Man
I'm either very powerful
or a very pitiful
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the incredible injection needle man
girlman
shartman
>>711644252
be my sidekick? Im the incredible injection needle man
Quintsman
I really want quints though.
>>711643593
existential crisis man
>>711655476
Comeon
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People-Man
>>711646830
I don't even know what that is and I still cringed.
NeverGettingMotivatedToGetMyShitTogetherAndDoSomethingWithMyLifeMan, vaguely considering reporting for duty!
Orca man, black fishman, or killer whales man
Illegalimigrantsman
Pussyfag
poorman
>>711643593
ALEX JONES DANCING WITH HOT NAKED CHICKS AGAIN WTH HAHA! HE IS LITTERLY DROWNING IN TITS HOW DOES YOUTUBE ALLOW THIS!
>>711648996
My question is how he would know ass rape is happening? Can he feel it? Does he have a signal? If so what would the signal look like?
penistoolongmightkillsomeoneman
>>711644031
whip 'em out
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TryingMyBestAndFailing Man
NoRaceWar2016Man
Introspectionman
>>711655978
a loud fart sound
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Lifeman
>>711645570
feels man
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socialman
>>711649578
not the kind that they deserve?
also fuck pillars or columns...
Lifeman
>>711643593
deathman or deadman
>>711646294
deathman here too
we could do a deathleague
...
so we can stop being alone with our fear.
StandardizedTestMan
Girl man
AnthropogenicClimateChangeMan
Beeman
Dontdropthesoapman
>>711643593
Penisman or "Repressed Homosexual Feelings Man"
>faggotman
Wherestheweedman
The Death
>>711643593
Toss up between:
>Deathman
>Spiderman
>Tornadoman
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Existential Crisis Man
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Substantial Accomplishment Man with my side kick Self Defeatist.
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Nothingman
>i fear never accomplishing anything of value with the life given to me
>i may be dying now
>my heart and veins been fucking up
>I think i may also have a sti
>to poor to doctor
>i'll just sit here and waste away
>mfw
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peopleman
openwaterwhereyoucantseethebottom man
I'll Never Break Up With My GF Man
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Lonelyman
>tfw im a superhero living his nightmare
Muslimman
>>711643593
Betrayalman. Find the evil doers, act all nice, offer a helping hand and when they least expect it we arrive at the police station. Since I offered to drive for the getaway of course
>>711658558
fucking this
who else has this fear
attentionman
>i fuckng panic when i have to speak in college
>extra points if people are snickering
Changeman
>had a mental breakdown when n64s were announced discontinued
anal surgery man
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>>711652110
>youneedyereyescheckedlad
sounds like the worst superhero ever
PrematureEjaculation-Man
>>711645162
nigger detected
Making America great again man
I have no fear
The only thing I have ever been afraid of was aliens but I got over that the day I thought I was going to meet one.
>summer of ~2009
>going for a 3AM walk as I often do
>get outside and see a really bright light in the sky
>probably Venus
>go on my walk
>some 20 minutes later I notice that light in the sky again
>now it is moving very quickly westward
>after a few seconds it just goes completely dark
>WELP
>thats when I hear the noise
>horribly inhuman wailing sound coming from behind a fence
>heart instantly goes into overdrive
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>RUN NOW HOLY FUCK RUN
>can't run
>can't even move
>literally paralyzed with fear
>probably would have pissed myself if I hadn't gone before I left
>hear the sound again
>realize what it really is
>couple of cats yowling at each other before they fight
>knees give out and sit in the street for a while waiting for heart to slow down
>get up and go home
Since then I have had no fear of aliens or anything else.
>>711643593
centipedeman
Phobia Man
>>711659430
Well to be honest,
Nothing Man sounds really boring
>>711643593
Fallingman. The hero who perpetually falls.
>>711659544
falling mobile
>>711645495
When you have the power, are able and willing to use it and the opponent knows that, you generally don't need to use it. He could rape a few evildoing asses and the owners of the rest of the villainous asses will be reluctant to commit crimes. Besides, you can break out of prison but noone can unrape you. This way he would effectively stop a lot of crimes before even happening
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FailingCalculusMan
>>711659532
I can't even be nothing man because fear of nothing is a thing.
I am just some normal guy on the street
Floridaman, as I fear the entire state of Florida.
Undergroundman
>>711644031
This
Bridgeman
>>711660391
OoOoOoO
BuriedAliveMan
However, I dont fully understand how his abilities help him fight crime
>>711660590
which this has now made me think of
Zombie Man
>>711658510
Fuck you.
World Ending Man
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