Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Eat healthy
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7N2tFb0X8
Obligatory claim.
I'm attention whoring.
See you whenever I shitpost. I've been manipulating people for around 7 months, not like it really matters. Just odd how long this has gone for.
I pretend to be a nice guy on thread but I'm a fuckface.
I also hate all of you.
Give me (You)s.
Gotta go help clean up after the storm. Later.
I miss Hank
C L A I M E D
You all forgot to claim her first you fucking weirdos.
>>711637051
C.C never found out the whole story, so I hope you two are on good terms now.
Claimu!
>>711637630
>>711637630
>>711637630
>>711637630
>>711637630
New fone, who dis?
>>711637685
Yeah, we are.
I like how a bunch of faceless posters are screaming about circle jerks when this thread's one.
>>711636318
tbh, it's the eyebrows
>>711636470
And some circumstances can't be solved by going out either. A lot of the problems I have can't be solved that way
Miku said somethign about putting it in the root folder, but I already have it there. So I'm at my wits end
>and there wasn't much wit to begin wtih
>>711636964
See my first reply
>>711637214
Everything. Mostly myself
They weren't giving me overtime. I was always at 39 hours...
>>711637630
>>711637630
(You)
>>711637685
Ruri bb
What is with all the trash human waifus in this thread?
>>711637543
>>>
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711635560
It's cute till she finds out you've been sharing her lewds on /waifu/. Then it's not cute at all, it's scary
>>711636675
I will if you will. You have high quality lewds
>>711638024
I can take a lucky guess.
Obligatory claim.
I never really left.
See you whenever I decide to pose as another claimer. I've been attention whoring for over 10 months now, not like it really mattrs. Just odd how long I've been acting like this for.
I pretend to be someone who I'm not in order to garner attention on the internet. I've done this multiple times. The fact that people still care about me is astonishing.
Autism really goes a long way.
Give me (You)s.
I pretend to be a nice guy on thread but I'm a fuckface.
I also hate all of you.
Give me (You)s.
yo someone wanted me to post this pic but I legit forgot who so here you go
>>711638037
you should anyways :o
カラミチーマス
>>711638086
How lucky
>>711638022
>2 earth creatures having sex
This thread is so vanilla.
>>711638326
Irish genes can only get me so far.
don't give that desperate hand faggot any (you)s
im back bitches
time to drop some reality on you neckbeards
>>711638423
big forehead :o
Gardo claimo
>>711637685
A silly~
A cute silly~
>>711638455
That's pretty lucky
stupid fucking thing
>>711638642
Oh my gosh, finally someone with any taste!
Finally another non-human waifu!
>>711637543
Legit one?
>>711637567
Still skateboarding and causing trouble?
>>711637639
Hasta luego.
>>711637884
Nah, you shouldn't let that happen, knowing that it can lead to long term troubles. Just keep going, do good.
Thought it was like that, that's how they want it, and they sometimes wonder why they lose employees.
>>711638602
>Reality
And you do this?....
>>711638650
If you think so then maybe.
trying to fix my stupid trip
im trump and the animefags are bernie
>>711637614
goodnight
>>711638823
Well then
>>711637630
>>711637630
>>711637630
>>711637630
Enjoy your (You)s Handcunt
>>711638539
>being this new
>>711638602
Shh, shitposter-sama
"Handkun" is the center of the attention. No one will care about you
>>711638773
Ikr? Screw humans!
>>711638877
Bernie > trump
>>711638920
ill bring down this thread like i did the last one
>>711638794
Not currently, but yes. My knees actually still hurt from the other week
>>711638865
Need to roll trips first
>>711638877
most people in the thread like trump :o
unfortunately...
>>711638865
Glub glub
Claiming best CPU
>>711638937
>>711638773
Ryuko isn't human
She's made of alien life fibers
>>711639004
noone cares fam
>>711638905
Hm?
>>711637870
Glad to hear that you two are.
>I like how a bunch of faceless posters are screaming about circle jerks when this thread's one.
I don't think those should be given any importance, honestly.
Anything you'd like to say to Yuuko, or we're good as it is now?
>>711638647
Heyo, Shinoa.
You need a picture, dork~
>>711637884
Alice a poplar.
>>711638965
yes indeed bernie lives up to his name. he burns better than trump
>>711638022
boring
>>711638794
yeah. i mean besides the other one but its been a bit since we talked
FUCKCKCCC
>>711638865
Have a cute
>>711639158
Anne frankly I am not amused by your jokes
But tbh bernie would be a better president
>>711637670
You mean Hand-kun, lol.
>>711639144
Oh no I didn't . I knew you'd recognize, silly~. How are you tonight?
>>711639124
>tells me he doesnt care
>cares enough to respond
make up your mind anon! im working on driving up your image limit here!
>>711639144
They thrive on attention, it'd be animal abuse to ignore them.
Not really, glad you two are doing good.
>>711639205
I take what I can get :o
>>711639153
once again you prove my point that I have never liked a single konata lewd
>>711639058
lets go skinny dipping :3
>>711639019
roll!
Claim
sylveon girl is my waifu
no waifu no laifu
>>711639127
Didn't even guess
>>711639322
sh noone cares bby
>Ryuko
>>711639386
LTC Gurren. How are tonight?
>>711639406
Gold?
I'm Sorry
>>711638236
Of course. As long as smugs doesn't find out Juvia won't find out
>>711639309
Hello smugs
>>711639285
bernie would get cuckolded so hard by the rest of the world, it would be no contest
think we've been getting fucked by other countries other obama? bernie has shown that he'd back down on almost anything
>>711639405
why not the actual pokemon? :o
I'm so very sorry.
>>711639153
o:Wo:
Senpai will never bee mine
>>711639381
That's very lewd!
There fuck
uwu
>>711639425
its okay i brought you a (smallpox) blanket
>>711637567
.
>>711639381
SRY
o bb
I LOVE U SYLVEON
NO WAIFU NO LAIFU
>>711639405
Good taste
>>711639588
No? The fact that he popped up a little after I guessed it makes me think it's true.
>>711638794
I'm my own worst enemy, as they say.
You wouldn't want to pay people more for coming in every single day for weeks on end, would you?
>>711639144
Nah. Ruri a bigger poplar. You even have haters!
>>711639309
Good evening Big Smugger
>>711639587
nothing wrong with swimming :o
but if we did anything in the water...
>>711639666
nice trips
>>711639669
Look at this fucking bird!
>>711639567
Its past 4:30am
jokes on u it doesn't work lol
>>711639635
>calls me a underage faggot cause i like papa franku
>posts franku
>>711637614
>>711639509
Not so well. What about you?
>>711639769
Possibly
>>711639124
You keep telling yourself that. You know that she doesn't count.
All these flavors and you choose human. The bland-gelatin of waifus.
>>711639867
Post the cookie monster one
>>711639829
Look at all these shit waifus!
We love each other berry much
>>711639867
Ooh! ooh!
Do me next!
>>711639867
That's not how her suit works.
>>711639894
Irish genes are good for something after all, that or I'm a good guesser.
claimed
>>711639940
She's made of alien life fibers though. She got her heart ripped out and she didn't even die.
But thats because Ryuko is a fucking LEGEND
>>711639950
your waifu is very cute...
but why is she eating herself? :o
>>711640084
nice
>>711640050
Dia duit! Fellow Irishman!
>>711640084
Trash
>>711640050
I never confirmed or denied anything
>>711640084
>te] [Auto] 4 new posts
>>711640145
shes retarded
>>711640180
>>711639019
Ja, knew it, What happened exactly?
And how bad?
>>711639074
Nice CPU.
>>711639158
Jaja. 8/10
>>711639189
It has been, what have you been up to? >>711638937
>Screw humans
Hypocrite much? :v)
>>711639791
It's true but don't let that hold you back forever. You'll miss out on a lot.
I would not, but speaking of store they make tons of money.
>>711637639
,
>>711639941
dont have it :c
>>711639984
i will get to you
>>711640153
Irish masterrace
BARRY WAIFUUUU
>>711640153
Heyo
>>711640167
Fair 'nuff.
the fight against anime fags that look like related pic is on
will you fight for what is bringing down /b/ or will you fight for the redpill race
>>711640263
just slacking like usual
>>711640326
You didnt download a pic of shiro and kurome getting gangbanged by cookie monsters?
Heresy.
>>711640435
To be fair you were right
>>711640474
I don't smell spaghettios
>>711639799
Oh boy more quality hat. Haven't seen you in a while. I missed you and your hat
>>711639521
Hello rain lady. How are you?
>>711639799
And good evening to you, little loli. How are you?
>>711639887
Celebrating sister's birthday. Heading home soon. What's wrong my dude?
>>711639894
>>711640050
I know the answer (^:
>>711640084
Beautiful
>>711640474
i may die in this fight but at least ill be fighting the anime fag menace
REDPILL RACCCEEEE
>>711639666
I like that you also rolled 666
>>711640530
Gonna go with lucky if that's the case.
>>711640609
I already said it.
>>711640609
ikr
>>711640609
You're lucky I don't have my ryuko bunny pics, shorty
>>711640567
yeah because the BO coming from you anime fags overwhelms the smell of spaghettios
>>711637670
who the fuck is this i cant find shit all i get is hair
>>711637673
ayy lmao
>>711637685
@
>>711640510
i wish i did
the fight against anime fags that look like related pic is on
will you fight for what is bringing down /b/ or will you fight for the redpill race
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SPAGHETTIOS
>>711640609
Because you're in the sekrit chat :^))
>>711640647
What leads you to believe that
>>711640799
no
>>711640609
That's fun. Had a night out with the family?
>>711640851
meme
>>711640870
:sunglasses:
>>711640908
>>711641014
Sounds like a party to me
>>711640870
I've just been lucky lately.
>>711639894
This looks awfully familliar
>>711640084
Saber bby
>>711640263
I've already missed out on most of the things that people do. All I can do now is keep going missing out
The way they put people in for just undert the amount they would be required to pay overtime is fucking annoying
>>711640870
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>>711640572
Hey there lewd hat, sorry for my absence. How have you been?
>>711640609
I'm doing pretty well. The sooner I can fall asleep the better, but I don't think that'll happen for a little bit.
>>711637692
k
>>711640870
yes
>>711641064
pic related, its you
>>711640867
Still don't smell them
>>711640901
LEWDS
E
W
D
S
>tfw your dad needs your mobile prepaid broadband to do his work
>>711641223
NOOOOO
OFF BY ONE
>>711641208
Just because office chairs have wheels doesn't mean I'm in a wheelchair
>>711640967
:joy:
>>711641101
That's good
>>711641107
To what
>>711641155
Nice job
>>711641213
its because theres too many anime neckbeards flocking to this thread to post pictures of something they got a boner from
the body odor is strong
>>711641347
What about you?
>>711641107
Saber is ultimate bby
>>711637753
edgelord
>>711637884
kk
>>711641314
>tfw dingo stole your router and you have to use your mobile prepaid broadband and your dad needs it to do his work
pic related, its the embodiment of all waifu claim fags
>>711641314
jesus fucking christ, does working run in your family? :o
>>711641347
I don't know. But it looks very familiar
>>711641436
Everyone is bby
>>711641325
HARAM
A
R
A
M
Almost got it.
>>711641605
Rin is pretty bby too
when towelheads flip out
>>711641616
haram__
BE IS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. ITS "HARAMBE"
>>711641605
Rolling for lewds.
>>711641515
Basically, yeah.
>>711641554
Dads retired from full time. He just takes photos of used cars and uploads them. House net ISP is being a cunt.
>>711641347
emoji mem
>>711640609
pic related, its the embodiment of all the take waifu down shitposters
>>711641386
Mainly tired, but things have been a lot better lately
>>711641605
I see
>>711641762
:thinking:
>>711640609
I am good smugs, how about you?
>>711641163
I've been good, just lonely being the only one with a god tier hat. But now that you're here
>>711641772
REEEEE.
this is how i feel about all anime fags here
claimed
>>711641744
>tfw ISP is also a dingo and the two dingo clans have been in a feudal war.
>>711641840
That's good.
>>711637670
>>711638326
samefag?
>>711638037
you lewd your waifu to much
>>711638184
kg
>>711641710
>wake me up inside
>>711641863
I've got a lil' crown, does that count?
>>711641922
nami? :o
>>711641863
you have god tier everything
>>711640477
Any new games you been playing?
>>711641107
Just keep going than, at least you're here with us. Besides you'd never know what's coming next, could be something that breaks that hold it has on you.
>>711641698
Not wrong
>>711641712
>implying I would post them if you got trips
>>711641840
Who/where is she from?
>>711641922
Cutest champion
>>711641963
tasteful
>>711642007
What do I need to for you to post them, then?
>>711637670
HURNK HALL HEYUUUURRRR
All these waifu lewds are turning me on.
>>711641963
you know I was about to say you haven't posted a single good lewd yet, but good job :o
A+ cute
>>711638283
kj
>>711641840
:ok_hand:
>>711642007
you mean best champion?
yyuuussss i made this thread reach image limit again
>>711642225
yyuuussss
>>711642082
>>711642090
goodie.
>>711642225
fuck i was only getting started
>>711642225
>most was the anime fags
>i
wat
>>711641863
Oh you, you're too much.
Of course you're also correct.
>Illyasviel