best Torture methods
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best Torture methods
being born in Nigeria
"Love"
Feels
bump for interest
Getting a job, getting a mortgage, and living into or beyond middle age.
Life.
Tie someone to a chair and have andy sixx's warm log of shit on a plate in the corner of the room.
Best torture around
Judas Cradle
>>711630775
lingchi
>>711630775
School
>>711632349
>underaged b&
Scaphism seems particularly shitty
The sandpaper conveyor belt floor torture
>>711632513
C WUT I DID THAR?!!?
Norse Red Eagle
>>711630775
they look so happy doing it.
>>711630775
Half-moon cutting
>>711632531
if its sand paper why wouldnt you just rip it and all?
>>711632606
Don't you get happy when you have a boner?
rape her child, enough said
Search for "The Bull" - wish we still had it in use today for pedos, terrorists and libtards!
Bamboo torture.
>>711632472
Even as an adult i see school as a torture method
Being tied to the floor while midgets are having sex on your chest.
>>711632826
You mean the brazen bull? The guy who made it was forced to go into it to test it lel
"Easy Street"
>>711632531
Was going to post this haha
>>711632531
That's wonderfully sadistic.
>>711630775
browing 4chan
or if to be serious emotional one is probably worst.
>>711632826
THE BRAZEN BULL
Was unique. The sound of the bull was actually the sound of the victims screaming from inside, echoed through the tubing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
>>711633014
"As easy as 1, 2, 3"
>>711632932
OP said tortures, not fetishes.
Breaking their bone out of their skin then sticking stuff into their bone marrow. I like to imagine hollow ingredients out their bones with a screwdriver, then filling their bone with some sort of worm before stitching them back up so they can 'feel' the worms working their way out, all while the dudes still aware of what's going on.
>>711632977
Yeah. First to test it out against his will.
>What doth thy do for thine living, Jonas?
>Aye, am but a simple skin stripper
>>711633206
It IS torture! Knowing I can't join in is worse than all your shit!
>>711632559
It's called blood eagle you fuck
>>711630775
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
Super glueing a vibrator in someone's ass. Wrap duct tape around it got good measure. Then force feed the person prunes and water.
>>711630775
waterboard, bind, starve for a week.
Only form of hydration is your piss on their face.
Meanwhile starve a bunch of rats and at the end of the week cut out sections of board to protect their vital parts.
Let some rats loose on feet/hands for 20 minutes or so exterminate with blowtorch so you dont get bit and u can cautarize their wounds.
Waterboard with piss some more
Repeat with more rats to end them releasing them on stomach and face.
Last experience in their life is bound being eaten from the inside out as rats chew into their eye socket and abdominal cavity,
>>711630775
Vlad the Impaler used to sit and have lunch while watching dozens, or even hundreds of people slowly dying. Slowly sliding down a pointed tall pole dug into the ground that had been inserted up their ass.... The pole would normally end up coming out of the mouth.
>>711633415
the detail on that cloth is amazing
>>711631209
underrated post
>>711633415
Why the fuck do they look so bored?
It's like they skin a dozen dudes a day and they just don't care anymore.
marriage
>>711632559
The blood eagle is especially bad. The victim was usually alive for most of the process.
>>711630909
/thread
>>711633988
sounds like a fun guy
>>711633988
>3
wasnt usually the ass, it was the taint. takes longer to penetrate and less likely to bleed out..
>>711630775
thats not torture, thats how you saw a fucker in half
>>711631209
heh
TISM's song "Morrison Hostel" goes there.
"You need a nine-to-five job, Jimbo
You need to get to Flinders Street by train
Go and find yourself a regular income
Then you can write a song about pain
Try and save for the kiddie's school fees
Take some care when you drive a car
Put your goddamn rubbish in a bin
You fucking great rock superstar"
.......tickling......
>>711632531
Fucking dumb
Same thing as dragging someone behind a car on concrete or asphalt, except way more usleless
Seal someone in a tank and then fill it with enough water that they can only breath when standing on the tips of their toes.
Oh, they'll talk.
By track 2 they'll be begging for a quick death
tism bro, whatareya?
The Utica Crib. Imagine putting a 16 or 17-year-old in a straitjacket then lock them in this for a few days. Might not be the most painful but mentally it'd break them.
>>711634288
On the battlefield it was just an impaling. This was fire time sake.
For his lunch he keep it personal, like enemies. He'd sit and watch them die slowly. Try studying faggot!
The guy could easily be a /b/tard if he was alive today!!
>>711630775
actually worst tortune is emotional, i am not kidding
>>711634435
You sadistic fuck
Dunno dude. I'd be pretty fucking grossed out being forced to go down on Chris-Chan's fake pussy.
These should be tried on the turds in the thread above posting race mixing images.
Apexing
>>711634071
Wondering that too lmao maybe morbid ass shit like that was normal as fuck back then. I'd imagine it'd be a depressing time.
>>711634435
They'd run out of air dumbass
>>711634340
That was actually used on Chinese royalty because it didn't leave any marks and the victim recovered quickly. It was also used in homosexual prisoners during the holocaust
>>711633719
Edgelord
>>711635058
Idiot.
>>711635195
faggot
>>711630775
Telecinco (also: 'por el culo te la inco')
Stick a sewing needle in between two vertebrate and jiggle it about!
hold their penis above a candle. douse the shaft in gasoline
>>711632349
grow some balls, lil 1st world boy
>>711630775
Flaying of the skin after being crucified in the sun.
>>711633719
sorry drunk
>>711635245
Nigger
Everyone's torture techniques end up killing them, why not keep them alive for as long as possible?
THIS
>>711634681
Yeah i know, all I'm saying is when he did that he didn't insert it in their anus he let it puncture their taint because it was slower and more painful.
Not sure why you think I was talking about a battlefield.
I'm pretty sure he used to decorate his fence spikes with severed heads too.
>>711635704
cunt
>>711635289
god I wish I could find the whole video.
>>711635760
On a battlefield he had hundreds at a time, usually inserted via midsection. And anus was mentioned instead fire ease of understanding. Refer to picture
>>711633988
>>711635760
He did use heads to decorate the outside of his castle and to it. But a lot of rulers did that too.
What made Vlad different was his taste for blood and flesh of victims, which also earned him recognition as Count Dracula.
>>711634608
Murica does basicaly this for prisoners that break the rules or on suicide watch. Only the suites or wheelchairs they bind them to confine them more than a straightjacket,
They leave these people in solitary for weeks.
Even hardened murders and top level security inmates who have been stabbed shot ect say the mental stress of isolation is 100x worse.
>>711635289
I've got the weirdest boner...moar?
BME pain olympics
We need a /b/ version of Hostel....
Making me hard just thinking about it!!!!
>>711636637
that's illegal
>>711636373
yeah your right, I forgot he was a cannibal too.
>>711636045
I didn't really know he did that on battlefields as well, only stuff I've read about was his home life.
Living in Florida.
>>711630909
top kek.
>>711637284
Agree
>>711630775
Being a SJW in todays USA! lol
>>711636764
depends which state your in, its not a federal crime, some states actually allow it hence how there is beastiality porn made in the usa.
Federal law[edit]
Laws against bestiality and sodomy in the United States are largely a matter of state rather than federal jurisdiction, except for laws governing the District of Columbia and the U.S. Armed Forces. There is no federal law which explicitly prohibits sex between humans and animals.[1]
Guess your right tho
Arkansas 1819[22] § 5-14-122. Bestiality
(a) As used in this section, "animal" means any dead or alive nonhuman vertebrate.
(b) A person commits bestiality if he or she performs or submits to any act of sexual gratification with an animal involving his or her or the animal's sex organs and the mouth, anus, penis, or vagina of the other.[23] Yes Maximum of 1 year in prison[24]
>>711637435
What
>>711630775
Then theres a classic from the early 2000s.
Lookup the "offended" page on encyclopedia dramatica
>>711630909
fpbp
>>711631072
/thread :'(
listening to randy newman on repeat for 24/7
>>711633415
funny post
Didn't look too bad until I saw the leg
>>711638355
this is almost worst than the entirety of 4chan
>>711632826
>outward conservative
>types like he is over 40 years old
overage ban
>>711631334
Edgy....
Eyes forced to stay open in front of a TV playing multiple channels of liberal MSM 24 hours a day, Rachel Maddow, Etc.
>>711635142
smart mothafuckas
>>711636833
hhaha gonna try it tomorrow. vid if successful. stick around at 4pm gmt
>>711633917
Sweet fucking jesus, people like you worry me
That being said, I'd drill a few holes in the arms and legs, then one by one, send fire ants into the holes, shaking the limbs afterward to agitate the ants
>>711637220
on the real tho... is that an AMD FX-8300 being smashed on the mother fucker?
>>711637772
newfag
Extended sensory deprivation
>white room torture
>confined in white room, naked
>fed white rice and water
>white noise playing at all times
>insanity ensues
>months on end
>>711640325
didn't realize this was a ylyl thread.
>>711640750
Make sure to check their white privilege too
>>711630775
This never works, cut is always messed up, never straight like i want it.
>>711640888
I just checked your trips privilege
>>711630775
browsing /b/
>>711640818
wow, that was hardcore
>>711641508
Kek
>>711641596
You monster!
>>711634476
2010 called, it wants its joke back
>>711634418
good thinking actually
>>711637220
NO FUCKING THERMAL PASTE???!!
>>711630775
Jesus fuck
Ancient humans were brain dead
OH A WITCH
BETTER BURN HER FUCKING SKIN OFF
OI DID YOU LOOK AT THE KING WITHOUT APPROVAL
BETTER CUT YOU SLOWLY IN HALF WITH A RUSTY SAW
and as their populations died of diseases and shit and their children died of causes that they couldnt figure out, like why sending your 10 year old to take care of sheep in wolf infested mountains wasnt a good idea
Then they went to indigenos places and saw them doing something trivially different, like eating with chopsticks or speaking another language or some other bullshit and called them savages
And then immediately went on back massacring those people brutally and burning people alive and shit
TL;DR history = stupid people doing stupid shit about stupid shit
>>711641923
I luld
>>711641972
"RELIGION"
>>711634418
But they die anywqys by dragging
>>711633225
What is that?
>>711642223
I believe it's something that drips water on the head of the victim and refilled via the bucket above.
>>711642170
I didnt say religion though
People savagely murdered others over stupid shit regardless
KGB would lock people in a closet with millions of bedbugs and leave them there for a few hours. Not necessarily lethal, but I find nonlethal torture more interesting.
Also, sensory deprivation is really fucking cool, lock someone in a white room and leave them there for about three days and watch them lose their shit
>>711632531
this aint so bad.... all you have to do is walk, bite yourself in the arm artery and pass out.
>>711642762
>the arm artery
>>711633719
>>711634194
>>711632559
Also, according to the norse religon he had to be silent or banned from valhalla.
>>711641972
>"Ancient humans were brain dead"
Trump just got elected president.
not much has changed.
>>711634171
the fuck happens here?
>>711641695
;) ;) jk jk
>>711642414
But you DID mention ancients being stupid. Stupid as in believing in talking bushes and the local slut getting pregnant even tho a virgin?!! You know, that level of stupidity.
The witch risks were the worst.
>>711642848
Vikings were fucking badass!
>>711642983
And Hillary would have been so much better, right??!
>>711630775
Scaphism in a boat, covered in milk and honey and insects eat you alive over several days
And that's mostly due to religion
>>711641596
AH come on!!!! Someone fucking call the MODS! This is illegal just to THINK about posting.
>>711642983
he got elected because libtards got out of control. but you are right, people are still easily manipulated, see Hillary fans
>>711643366
Ah, the witch risks.
The logic of keeping a supposed witch underwater. If she lived age was a witch. If she died she was not.
*Logic*
>>711643456
Yeah, but Im accualy moar proud of caroleans than vikings ;)
>>711643545
you never know
>>711630775
slowly roasted to death in confinement
>>711634578
He's a wanker!
>>711643800
Yet you tard Trump without knowing either??
You a libtard or a nigger?
>>711643854
>trap door
also, look at the size of the grown man and the bull
>>711634694
Reading your post was enough torture for me.
>>711643545
Speaking of, the 2016 election was pretty much torture...
>>711636833
Thats a great way to get stabbed
>>711643854
https://youtu.be/e2pS4FAd7mU
>>711643975
Trumpo might be bad.
Hilldog is 100.0% shit.
Trump reflects the views of the average man, while Hilldog is a culmination of everything us americans despise-
Feminism
Multiculturalism
Corruption
Socialism
Leftist libtard numale policy in general
Everything she lies about we hate, and what she would have done is even worse
>>711644296
Agreed. Let's stop now.
>>711630775
asphyxiated and brought back to life so you will not die and be forced to experience your death over and over again
>>711643854
this is the autentic holocaust practice by jews
>>711644296
xdd my facebook maymays are ironic bcuz everyone's stupid!!1
Made torture image. Only food is man poop in mouth fed beans and only water is from man peeped who is also clained.
Chained in dark spooky room. Only noise is constant chalk on chalkboard sound (the eeeeee) and there is a slender man doll guy that moves around to make person cry and very sad.
Any ideas on making more torturey?
>>711644364
Yup. Pick one of two terrible candidates, you go for the one that's not as bad as the other.
Trump may be mental, but at least he loves his country.
>>711641923
That's what the blood is for.
>>711644592
I don't know about that.
Mike 'The Closet Closer' Pence might be though
>>711642762
>bite yourself in the arm artery
new method of suicide
The human centipede IRL
I need to see this in action!!
>>711640648
i lol'd
>>711644357
negros never learn
>>711644589
How many GBP did you have to earn to be allowed online to post this?
>>711643854
Just bite your arm artery? Pass out from bloodloss very quickly. Profit
>>711644891
um ....i think it was four,those number are cimlar to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqKnATtrGV4
>>711644589
Flawed idea. The victim can just reach up and bite their arm artery.
>>711644589
holy shit you gave me autism fucker
>>711640750
Make shit, piss and blood frescos.
Problem solved
>>711645087
noo! they is chaned up..
>>711644357
This looks like a very interesting move. Weird and dark. I will look for this to watch the full movie. Thanks anon
>>711640750
>be me
>be put into sensory deprivation torture
>bite arm artery
>now my senses are not deprived
Nice try idiot
>>711637435
>>711640750
i listen to white noise to sleep...
>>711637605
>As used in this section, "animal" means any dead or alive nonhuman vertebrate
>vertebrate
I'm sick of the octopus porn lobby watering down the laws of this land.
tape the victims hand to a mouse. Create a game that flashes red and orange dots on the screen. Each time they click on a red dot they get shocked, each time the click on an orange dot they get fucking shocked. Just attach a car battery to them and walk away.
Watching it for the plot
>>711645976
vid or never happened
>>711633737
Lmao is that a crossed comic??
>>711630775
>/r/inging the pineapple revenge greentext
>>711633415
hey, at least they have the decency to cover his junk
wouldn't want to traumatize any kids now
>>711634071
The dude is dead. It's a painting of an autopsy/anatomy study.
The tub is a sick torture method.
>>711643149
death by snu snu
the boats ...you tie a person in between two boats ...feed them milk and honey and let them sit in their own excrement until maggots eat into them and they die of sepsis
>>711644589
it's like human centipede but less creative
>>711633206
Saved this dank ass gif
>>711631334
/thread
>>711630775
Scaphism, Sensory deprivation, Chemical withdraw, Starvation, pain induced coma.
>>711637435
Think for a moment of how easy it would be to stage something like this...
>>711638355
Just looked it up
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