What did u eat 5 brekfist?
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What did u eat 5 brekfist?
The exact same cereal as OP apparently.
>>711557821
2 apples and a quest bar
>>711557900
It's fucking good
>>711558084
>>711557900
Is this a god tier cereal thread now?
>>711558286
>muffin top
Isn't this what you call porky girls who,s hips and gut bulge out over her pants?
>>711557821
Always gonna be one of these 3 things for me personally, eat half the sugary cancer shit kids eat these days and you'll probably have a multitude of health problems before you're 40.
It usually comes down to oats or eggs, sometimes both. The wheat carbs rush through you too fast and I like something with more protein.
>>711558527
>Faggot who thinks he's better than everyone detected
>>711558458
Yes.
This cereal is both delicious and hilarious
>>711558527
He asked what you had for breakfast THIS MORNING faggot. He didn't ask for your preachy bullshit. Kys
>>711558794
I don't think I'm better than anyone, op asked what I eat for breakfast and I told him. Enjoy diabetes before you're 30 though.
>>711558956
Go fuck yourself. :^)
Fucking coffee
>>711559027
>Enjoy diabetes before you're 30 though.
enough with the preachy bullshit anon.
>>711559373
my nigga
>>711557821
>>711559429
I have to use this coffee cup because my backyard isn't as scenic
>>711559532
You are not a funny person.
I just got it, an apple and a cup of black dark roast
Im a man unlike you pussy ass honey bitches of oats
do you guys not consider breakfast a meal or are you just that retarded?
>>711559630
You're a man. A very stupid man. No protein with breakfast.
>RETARD ALERT!!!!
>>711559619
That was one of my most killer jokes tho. Shucks....
>>711559785
You dont need to eat a fucking garbage plate you clod
>>711559923
I eat meat at lunch dumbass. I need it for when I actually work
>>711559938
Just stop
![6-20-101[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1iIYHk0.jpg "6-20-101[1].jpg")
The breakfast of American champions.
>>711560060
>RETARD ALERT!!!!
Most important meal of the day. Protien should be in all meals.
>>711557821
Oats with frozen blueberries. Makes it warm but not hot, plus that antioxidant goodness.
>>711560180
what's the point of diet pepsi? U don't even get a rush from sugar
![1477672165182[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xwMzMT4.jpg "1477672165182[1].jpg")
>>711558286
Looks good, I like anything blueberry for breakfast too.
Scrambled eggs with bacon on toast, with a cup of tea because I'm a huge faggot
Why are my spaghetti os making ligthning?
>>711559532
my coffee maker shit itself so i had to go to bux
>>711560289
sauce
>>711560250
I like to have sex with women from time to time.
And what do you think is in the sniggers?
>>711560180
>cherry vanilla diet pepsi. KYS, you faggot
![broccoli-cheddar-omelet-930x550[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vRkwgWo.jpg "broccoli-cheddar-omelet-930x550[1].jpg")
>>711560409
Ok faggot, I could not find a pic of normal diet Pepsi and snickers if you want to know.
>>711560247
Wheres the protein faggot?
>>711560530
that would be a nice breakfast sans the broccoli
>>711560598
he gets his protein from all the cocks he sucks
>>711560598
Milk and oats, fucko.
>>711560613
Sans?
Caramel cheesecake
>>711560681
Barely any protein fucko. Practically none fucko. You're a retard fucko
>>711560723
without, you fucking retard. how do you even remember to breathe??
>>711560782
My nigga
My big fat sweaty nigga
>>711560838
15 grams is plenty for breakfast, shitbrains.
>>711560897
I dont speak faggot language
>>711560366
>>711560926
i wash myself with a rag on a stick
>>711560108
That offends me
>>711560962
doubtful given the evidence. :)
>>711560211
All i need from breakfast is a complete apple.
The core gives me all I need
>>711560951
Nah. It aint.
cheetos
idk why
>>711561059
>RETARD ALERT!!!!!!
>>711560613
Apparently you never had sauteed or cooked broccoli in an omelette before, it is very complimenting to the eggs and cheese and whatever else you add, I get a mental boost to start my day knowing I am eating it. But I do not eat broccoli any other time.
>>711557821
Chicken and a pepsi, sir
3 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon and 4 small sausage links. Now I'm sitting my guts out
>>711561095
OH OH OH!!!
I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
It's because you're a stupid fat sack of shit
>>711561150
>mental boost
Holy shit /b/ is full of the biggest faggots on the planet
>>711561068
I get ~60 grams daily, that's plenty.
>>711561150
i just don't like brocolli
>>711561373
Nah. It aint
>>711561426
>6 year old detected
pic related, and spicy chorizo burrito from taco john's
>>711561361
Sometimes I feel good knowing I had a good breakfast before I start the day. Wow your life must suck, fuck off back to you know where.
>>711561745
Your green text triggers me
>>711561745
do you often fantasize about talking to 6 year olds online?
>>711561840
Fuck, a headache waiting to happen.
>>711561705
It's more than the recommended 0.8 g per kg body mas.
I'm making home made pancakes
>>711561152
Fried chicken?
>>711561840
Mmm, that shit is golden ponyboy
Cures my stomach pains
>>711561984
>RETARD ALERT!!!!!!!!
>>711561845
Eat what i eat or else your life sucks. Wow lots of 6 year olds in rhis thead
>>711561936
You are not a funny person.
>>711562408
>Dirty Filipino detected
2 eggs over medium, 2 turkey sausage patties, 2 slices of whole wheat toast. I only eat things in even numbers.
>>711562189
Come on, you can do better than that. I know you have better quality bait hanging around somewhere.
>>711562502
nope, dope. clean honky here. :)
>>711562583
What about pussy?
>>711562464
Being not funny is better than being lonely. Besides breakfast is no laughing matter.. it's the most important meal of the day. So go suck a pumpkin spice pop tart dick.
>>711557821
GO PATRIOTS!!!
>>711562826
Sticks and stones bitch
>>711562791
You don't really eat that, it's more of a tasting. I guess if it was being served as an entree I'd need two.
here's a loonie, get yourself a bag of milk.
ur mom
>>711562033
Decent
>>711562292
I never said anything about eating waht I eat or you are a faggot you faggot 6 year old. lrn2read
>>711562845
Dude wtf I got that same cereal lol did you shop at Grocery Outlet?
BARGAIN MARKET!
Jesus Christ I can't believe you people actually eat.
And you call yourself shitlords.
For shame.
>>711563031
Breakfast of champions.
Im an asian so rice and omelette
>>711563654
omarette?
>>711563709
actualy it called omurice
Cooooookies and a bottle of waaaaterrrr
left over curry and naan ygm
>>711563605
>this
>2016,
>eating
16.5 bmi reporting in.
>>711563942
I almost had this. Then I had cereal instead. I'll save curry for lunch
>>711557821
>>711563709
lol
>>711563605
As I get older I feel this way too. Protein shake at least.
>>711564058
>Buying gf
>>711559027
>eat for breakfast
Eat 5 breakfast
>>711564555
>eat 5 breakfast
>trip 5's
fucking kek
>>711557821
>My gf...
>>711564663
No nutrition detected. Also, don't forget your insulin.
HOMEMADE PANCAKES MOTHERFUCKERS
>>711564434
I actually play OSRS, nigga got me spooked now.
Daily reminder bagged milk produces less waste
>>711565638
overcooked, you faggot
>>711565851
Prove it
>>711565851
Hey man, maybe they didn't have the time to do them to your liking
>>711566069
I put my heart and soul in these pancakes....
>>711566224
I can tell. There's more than one plate, of course you do.
>>711557821
Lady bug
>>711560180
Disgusting.
And for me - yogurt and granola and omlet sandwich with salad and coffee
>>711566406
Is this you?
Honey nut Cheerios, Weight gainer shake cause skinny as fuck, Coffee
>>711566521
No. I wouldn't dare cheat on my PM with some gross cock-roach.
Just look at his adorable little face.
>>711566653
Nice butter holder
>>711566713
Umm..i was asking the praying mantis..
>>711566732
Margarine.... :(
>>711566795
My PM is busy mating right now. Want pics?
>>711566878
You alright?
>>711566969
Uhh YEAH!
>>711566035
look at the pic, you homo. they're fucken burnt
>>711565638
>>711567106
Enjoy, he sure does enjoy it.
>>711567063
This breakfeels thread... I haven't had butter in weeks... I can feel the withdrawals hitting hard....
I stayed at the JW Marriott in Rosseau, ON, Canada, had breakfast there. Scrambled eggs, smoked salmon, cured meats, almond glazed croissant, sausage, bacon, fruit, and coffee. Haven't pigged out like this in a while.
some hippie shit
>>711560838
Settle the fuck down, Brandon, and go do your homework before your janitor father molests you again
>>711567286
It's called the department of corrections for a reason.
ur mom
>>711567242
Well if he's gonna lose his head over it
>>711567973
Yeah yeah yeah.... state pays shit... I guess I just need to shoot a nigger and get famous.
>>711560180
>diet
>cherry
>vanilla
kys
>>711568130
http://msmagazine.com/blog/2010/11/29/male-mantis-need-not-pray-cannibal-female-myth-exposed/
Thanks, but PM will live on.
>>711568844
I'm more of a spider guy irl, but nice.
>>711557821
Nothing I'm fucking poor
>>711557821
eggs, sausage, waffles, and a doughnut
>>711568981
Enjoy?
>>711557821
>Half cup of chicken salad.
>Half loaf of bread.
>Three cups of water.
>100 push-ups.
Still hungry.
>>711569140
That's pretty hot, not gonna lie.
