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I will rap the first 100 comments in this thread. The rules are simple. Your comment can only be a maximum of 4 bars long but can be shorter. Anything longer I won't include. Make it rhyme or make it offensive I don't give a shit. Do it
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Bludgeoning the spicks to death
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I come from a place called /b/
rapping all the comments
anonymously
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OP BUMP
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I hope OP delivers
Or may Kek forsake him
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>>711556389
Are you the same guy from before?
ecks dee I just fell on the floor
Drinking a cup of my dogs cum
I like to bully kids who live in the slums.
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I just realized how many comments 100 really is, lets make it the first 50
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Fuck that nigger that you loved so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
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>>711556844
>>711556840
Are you?
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Mom's spaghetti
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>>711556920
Nah man, first time, I have seen it done like this before though
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I got a small Dick and my name is Jane
ill hit you stone cold with my pimpin cane
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
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GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
BUT NOT WITH THE TRANNY ILLNESS
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Roses are red
Your underwear's lace
Take them off
And sit on my face
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* Make this sound *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8
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>>711557047
bitches be swerving all into my lane
start shooting that's why they call me insane
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OP's a nigger and that's for sure
OP's faggotry is oh so pure
sucking black cocks on the daily, man
sucking off niggers is his life plan
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I'm gay
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roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a fucking faggot who eats his poo
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McCain is going to cane us
Nigger dicks fit my large anus
hopin moa won't wean us
until I snatch your spirit soul like xenu
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Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion?
Better learn my name because it's ASHLEY!
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>>711557441
mom* meant to say
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niggers are pretty violent and dumb
but OP likes their cocks up his bum
niggers drink malt liquor, not whiskey rum
il buy me a negress so i can fill her with cum
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I'm the new kid, moving in
Getting it done
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun. You know
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>>711556389
amerfifat!!
fudge yeah!
A ton of lard I shat!
niggers tongue my anus
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I respect women, yes I do
And SJWs are great too!
There isn't much left with President Elect
So impeach that bitch cause he makes debt!
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the name's OP and i got a small dick
shit's so nasty, a dog won't lick
perma virgin life, that's my shtick
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My urethra bleeds with the sorrow of existence
Mainly because I shoved my hand inside to get all my cum out.
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Is that sexual harassment?
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Rollin through the hood with my smith and wesson.
The screams intensify as the black lives lessen.
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>>711557541
looking for me I'm in the slums
keking all night til the morning comes
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I am the S to the E to the double P to the O
and the rest is H-O-V-I
I got a rucksack full of dicks and that's all you niggas need
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>>711556389
Memes are my lifeblood
The dankest there is
So I pray to kek every night
So my memes, they will enlight.
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Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge
Trying to not to lose my head
AH hA HA ha
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I think I'm addicted to naked pictures
And sitting talking 'bout bitches that we almost had
I don't think I'm conscious of making
Monsters outta the women I sponsor 'til it all goes bad
But shit, it's all good
We threw a party, yeah, we threw a party
Bitches came over, yeah, we threw a party
I was just calling cause they were just leaving
Talk to me please don't have much to believe in
I need you right now, are you down to listen to me?
Too many drinks have been given to me
I got some women that's living off me
Paid for their flights and hotels, I'm ashamed
Bet that you know them
I won't say no names
After a while, girl, they all seem the same
I've had sex four times this week: I'll explain
Having a hard time adjusting to fame
Sprite in that mixture, I've been talking crazy, girl
I'm lucky that you picked up, lucky that you stayed on
I need someone to put this weight on
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First name jimmy, last name saville
Around the uk i liked to travel
Touching up kids at the bbc
From the 80s to 2003
I wore a tracksuit and strange glasses
From now on my lie detector results are passes
From all the prison rape, my arse looks like a truffle
And now im here today for the SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE
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>>711556389
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Why you call yourself a nigger?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!
Cuz im a motherfucking nigger!
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sitting on a penis is what I like best
you got a huge penis, put me to the test
i'll let you stretch my anus 'til that shit bleeds
then coat my fucking rectum in your manly seed
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>>711557720
Ain't nothin' more than a shitty old protest
Popin' caps like the job is the oldest
Lynchin' Niggas in the streets is an American Passtime
Now all we're aloud to do is redline
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If I don't have the mag I get a bastard stabbed
With a knife big as a claw of an Alaskan crab
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I go on 4 chan and make a post
cus the niggas say my rhymes ain't dope
tie a noose I'll get the rope
this little niggs all outta hope
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try to step to me
the proposition is preposterous
i'll turn your milk to yogurt
like i was acidophilus
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Young, I'm down with Vinnie give me six weeks
All y'all little pipsqueaks is up shit's creek
Think we a joke? I'll put three in your throat
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>>711556389
Im the sickest in the internet
But that shit aint news
My mixtape burns harders
Than WW2 jews
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Popin' pills cuz I got depression
Poppin' millz cuz I got intuition.
I wanna kill myself but that's fine.
Shawty on my mind and I'm high
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jews did 911
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I HATE NIGGERS I HATE JEWS
I HATE SPICS AND ARABS TOO
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This message was sponsored by the Illuminati
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
I try on women's clothing.
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>>711556389
50 posts op deliver
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No more posts!
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>>711556389

Dancing on ice like a fat nigger bambi
Stuffing in cheese burgers like Randy Bo Bandy
I cant see shit because my insulins raisin'
Diabetus type 2 is what the doc is summisin'
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"Watermelon!" says Tyrone. "watermelon chiken ongo bongo fugg nigga poppin caps KFC koolaid watermelon."
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OP, start recording.
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licking your grandfathers anal
like it was a basket of deplorables
they call me big analed beast in the gay circles
btw. BORIS FANGS ANAL SATAN CONCERTS IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW
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>>711558097

Some of them are clearly longer than 4 lines, fuck face
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>>711556389
I won't stay
I don't give a fuxk
To whathever you say
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>>711558183
Fuck of nigger
My dick is probably bigger
And Im a dirty gook
You phismo ridden spook
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4chan is big and it keeps getting bigger,
By the way,
Obama is a stupid nigger
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i drink horse semen and piss
that is something you can't diss
the taste of something out of a dick
op sucks a cock of a spic
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OP HERE - Starting the recording now, gimme like 15 mins
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tight boypussy
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Anyone who makes another rap post under this is a faggot.
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DEAD NIGGERS ARE THE BEST KIND OF NIGGERS
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>>711558381
OP better deliver
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>>711558381

Fug how we gonna keep this thread alive for you
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Degenerate rap shit this world is an ex girl you never get back wit...
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reply or mom dad
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>>711558505
just repost result if thread dies. we'll all be lurking lol
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>>711558539
kek
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I don't know what the fuck is going on
But the frog fucks good
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Putin is gay
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>>711558381
op also screen cap lyrics lol
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split you nigga
you got a split yo nigga
vegetables in cunt
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fuck with the dividends coke from dominicans break it down hit the town smoke for the citizens
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t la pegas de muy pendejo cuando en realidad eres un ovejo qe t dejas guiar perro lame mi mano y no mueres la mano de tu amo qe t parto el culo pobre hijo de la verga no vales ni mierdaaa
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Oogga booga booga rape dah white bois baybe gurls *Then grunt*
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>>711558704

...Dude, what?
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Politics are getting on my motherfuckin' nerves.
Everybody's wrong and loud as fuck, this is absurd.
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Wheres the best place to upload an audio file? this is OP btw
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.. god damn that was nasty... but at the same time tasty
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>>711559148
YouTube is good.
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>>711559148
soundcloud
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>>711559238

This
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>>711559238
this
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vocaroo doesn't work for me it just loads forever and its the only site that does it wtf is wrong I can visit it if i go through a proxy but i get a error
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>>711559238
>>711559277
>>711559280
these
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>>711559238
Okay, hold up, creating a soundcloud
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The average IQ is dipping fast,
We need a change of focus,
Something average folks can grasp.
If we don't feed our minds the brain will starve and we will pass.
Pick up a book, the time is now, get off your ass.
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>>711559401
already recorded dumb ass
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almost heaven
west virginia
blue ridge mountains
shenandoah river
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mom's spaghetti
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Please dont nigger
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>>711559435
OP said first 100 post dumbass.
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You from WV too?
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Im op i suck all of the anons dicks
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>>711559558
he changed to 50 nigger
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>>711559614
OP is a faggot.
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Its uploading now, very slow upload here though - paste bin of all lyrics used though in

55taG0eg
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>>711559614
you don't know how 4chan works if you think someone's gonna pop in and read the whole thread to find that out before making a shitpost to get their lines in on time

I'm not the guy you were replying to either, just a neutral observer taking note of your newfagginess
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>>711559680
how long is the song op?
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>>711559680
Will there be a round two?
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>>711559826

the audio file is nearly 4 and half minutes
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"I will rap the first 100 comments in this thread..." - OP
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>>711559783
someone call 911 you just burned his ass
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>>711559783
>Newfagginess
>ITT: Anon makes up a new word in his fucking blog posr
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>>711559898
"I just realized how many comments 100 really is, lets make it the first 50"
-OP
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>>711559934
that's not a new word you would know that but you're a newfag
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OP download more ram so you can upload faster
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>>711559998
Unacceptable horseshit. OP delivers on original post or needs to GTFO.
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I'm trying to sleep, how's the download going?
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>>711560049
>download
kek
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>>711560025
>Searches "Newfagginess"
Gets Pokemon
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>>711556844
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>>711560095
you gtfo, that means you don't want op to deliver at all why the fuck are you here
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>>711560145
>kek
Kek
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Im at 40% faggots, shouldn't be too long now
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>>711560252
>Kek
keK
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>>711560167
People used to hold OP to their original claim. What happened? Is it summer already?
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>>711560049
more wam
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>>711560367
That would ave been like an 8-10 minute rap the way it was going. 50 worked really well because it was just about the length of the beat
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The amount of white-knighting in this thread is disturbing. Bumping for delivar.
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whats the upload at
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50% - In hindsight I should have compressed the file, its nearly 60mb
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>>711560653
Where dat upload at doe?
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>>711560713
ha
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>>711560705
Are you at McDonalds?
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>>711560705

>We get the .waw boys
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ZZZZZZzzzzzz......
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>>711560824
I might aswell be. My upload speed is shit
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>>711560824
My internet speed is slower then everyones internet, like 30kb upload and 800kb download (when its going fast)
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>>711560922
cant afford fast wifi?
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70% you faggots
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>>711561016
Can't even get fiber in the area Im in, downside of living in a village in the middle of buttfuck no where
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>>711560963
X-finity?
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>>711560963
>in my country, that's less than half of what's considered broadband since like 3 years
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>>711561146
Are you the town rapist?
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80%, all of you can line up and suck my dick
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>>711561242
Yes
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>>711561242
Bilo delivers
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space out your comments you fucking retards. do you want this thread to reach the bump limit before OP delivers?
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>>711561166
no exede
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>>711561305
fuck off
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>>711556389
op does first listen sound good? got flow? or sound like just random shit thrown together?
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>>711561305
Maybe.
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>>711561220
10gb cap too

but its the only internet service where im at
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>>711561404
it flows in places but because its load of shit thrown together some it is a bit all over the place. Considering I did it in like 3 takes of different sections I think it came out already
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>>711561460
I feel your pain anon, keep fighting, we need this trash!
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My hairline is receding OP. We're getting old.
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>>711561505
>came out already
>like a shit you've been trying to hold for a day, and it slips just as you run to the bathroom
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>>711561597
haha I've had it over 10years and they still fuck me over on the bill from time to time
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finally done - https://soundcloud.com/op-is-a-fag-1/theory-of-relativity-shitting
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OP Delivers! Fuck you all and fuck my internet but here it is!

https://soundcloud.com/user-856299755/4chan-rap-offene
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>>711561789
>https://soundcloud.com/user-856299755/4chan-rap-offene
Not OP faggot
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>>711561889
Good job OP. Worth the wait.
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>>711561889
Kek
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>>711561889

epic
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You're a bad rapper.
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>>711561889
i like it.
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>>711561889
op delivers good job. enjoyed hearing my lines in there haha
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holy shit op
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>>711556389
Aint no nigga cumin from the streets
Just in /b slammin down beats
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Funny soundcloud gives me as a Related track John Legend...
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>>711561889
>fucking hate rap
>this was among the most entertaining raps I've ever heard
good job OP, even if it's shit, lol
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>>711561889
>https://soundcloud.com/user-856299755/4chan-rap-offene

Nice one dude!
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>>711561889
I'd like to buy your voice OP
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>mfw dis op deliverd and it was kinda gud haha xD
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>>711556389
I said it before
I opened the door
And everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>711562633
I tried taking it seriously at first with the flow and just gave up after the 10th time I said ngger
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>>711561889
This song was the auto-play next
Good job OP.
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Well, that provided me a couple of hours of procrastination so thanks for that. I may pop on some other time and do another one. Later faggots
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later
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>>711561889
That was fucking awesome
Thanks OP
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use the same soundcloud aco in the future op
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