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Chav thread
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SOMEONE POST GLASGOW BURDS PLSSSSSS
>>711557499
Glasgow
>>711557681
god damn.... more if you've got it
>>711557767
None sorry. Maybe this will help
>>711558323
Or this
>>711556475
Nice.
>>711559608
Need more of this
>>711560102
These are gypsy's not chavs
>>711560249
More?
>>711556808
More of this bitch
>>711560249
What'a stupid teens
>>711560335
ain't much of a difference friendo.
What is a chav? Amerifag here. Is it like what we would call a skank?
Can someone try and explain chav girls to me?
I mean, I'm sure every country has their own type of vulgar bitches but chavs can be quite iconic. It remembers me of brazilian funkeiras and american afro-american bitches (forgot how to classify them). The last two at least have some context, chav girls in their turn seems to just have straight up bad taste. Just fucking look at these abominations.
>>711564480
skanky white trash
as an americunt visiting england soon where do i go to acquire one of these sloots
Why do they always have that stupid look on their face, have weird ass hair and act as slutty as humanly possible?
What is wrong with your girls there UK?
any school trash?
>>711565056
>England
Good luck mate. Stay away from London because it's expensive and full of professional whores who take advantage of tourists.
Also, wrap your shit up because the women here fuck like rabbits and fuck everything they can. Honestly, you can acquire them anywhere. People don't get how slutty and easy the chavs really are.
>>711558323
You know when you say "this will help" you mean you're helping me jerk out all this cum by handing me more hot sluts.
Good boy.
>>711565209
thanks for the advice you fucking dumbass. i'm not a child. if you werent gonna answer why reply
>>711565686
Your question was fucking stupid. I one of the slags gives you aids.
>>711565056
I spend a lot of time all over the U.K. as an American business dude. Chaos are RARELY as attractive as you see them in this thread, and when you do they are inaccessible... they don't value anything you have because you can't give hem higher status inside their social set (which is all they care about) you'll be competing with some low level week selling snaggletooth brit rude boy.
Only chance is to show CONSPICUOUS value that even they can comprehend with their limited world view. That means a Farrari or a Yacht or something similar to lure them away from their social circle and then have them solo.
But then you realize they are borderline retarded. Not worth it.
>>711565722
i already have aids nigger
>>711565795
so you don't get any "cause its not worth it" and you're telling me how to is by rolling around in a supercar lmao
>>711565795
>>711565795
>>711565795
Seriously underrated post.
People , if you only learn/realize one thing today , then this post is exactly that.
>>711565964
No- try not to be so horrifically narrow minded.
I am using extremes to illustrate a point.
You can go ahead and go slumming in some village or club, but real Chav chicks are pining for their status in their "crew" and you're NOT PART OF THAT CREW... so unless you are willing to put time in, a quick slut fuck is going to be an unlikely bet.
I, on the other hand, have a perfect job that gets me in a position of leverage with literally hundreds of these sluts. I have fucked enough to be honest in telling you, they are borderline retarded, it would be like fucking some public housing (estate there) nigger girls.
Is that sinking through your dense fuck internet toughguy head?
>>711560318
Pretty sure this slug has grinded my dick at Cargo.
Or not. they all look the same.
>>711566301
>No anon, I am cool. Trust me. Look at my formatting
>>711566301
pathetic
>>711566301
What job?
>>711566485
prostitution
enough talking more pics
>>711566485
I install technology in bars and restaurants and they fly me around to train them.
It's cool stuff so the girls are always like "wow you make this stuff"
The app maker millionaire and tech owner vibe actually penetrates in their work centered minds when I am there. I can usually pick a girl to go to get drinks with later.
I don't anymore because of all I have said already. This is a fantasy most should just leave in the spank bank. Very similar to fucking slum nigs.
As an Englishman, I can say with some certainty that if you're in America, 80% of these girls are illegal for you.
More for me
>>711565686
Kill yourself mate
>>711567001
This. Most of these girls are back home by 01:00
>>711567956
left > creampie
mid > facial
right > sooo hard analed
>>711563080
Welcum to Engeland m8
>>711556277
hey if i were to go to england how would my american(Texan) accent affect me in picking up chicks.would it help,hurt or not matter at all?
>>711569302
same question from a south african. I heard they like south african accents but dont know.
>>711560335
how can you tell
>>711569550
>>711569302
In my opinion it wouldn't work for you guys and would actually do the opposite and put girls off you... especially chavy girls
>>711569302
Live in London and whenever someone comes across with someone from America they tend to just laugh, ask you to say different things, say you sound like you're from Texas... and that's about it really.
It certainly doesn't have the same impact that British guys have in America for girls.
>>711570106
Why do you say that? South african.
So are these girls of legal age and a fun fuck? Or are they just an annoying accent on a dead fish?
>>711565068
Unfortunately their our equivalent of your trailer trash
Every society will have their form of it
>>711557681
Is her name Amy?
>>711566301
Mate, I've seen a chav suck off a stranger for the last few hits on a cigarette. If you think you need any kind of status or value to fuck a chav you're doing things wrong.
More of her!
>>711567519
>>711557722
any more of these two?
I found a new set on http://www.xgirls.site what do u think about it?? Brooh
Good thread. Nearly banged a chavvy chick when I was younger, probably for the best I didn't otherwise I'dve probably been on Jeremy Kyle by now.
Still brings back memories. Hnnng.
>>711556769
Here tits might start acting like two separate gravitational bodies.
>>711564735
It's quite simple and it is similiar in every culture of poor class.
First: Area of low paying jobs make women depend of the job of their man. Mostly because in shit tier jobs, man would earn more because more effort.
Second: Women's short expiration date, around 25 yo.
Low income makes your entertainment range very narrow. Basically you just earn enough to pay for booze, drugs and sex.
Girls want to get the monies from men quick, so they draw attention by outfit and behaviour. But there's plenty of the fish in the sea, so it is no time for intricacies of seduction game, so it have to be flashy and dtf.
And when she's knocked up, then bang! she even have more welfare bill.
>>711573782
Def the right one
>>711574044
Afraid I have no more of her pal :(
god damn does the UK/Ireland have ugly ass hoes
>>711558429
is there any more?
Slutty Gf from Bristol would you fuck
>>711574757
>>711575017
>>711574859
>>711569912
Genetics. These filthy inbred fucks are the result of 100 years of cousin fucking.
>>711566485
Drug dealer
>>711566766
Oh my god. Position of leverage.
Just KEK
>>711556277
Nothing wrong with chav girls.
Without them there'd be more blacks out stealing your car tires and eating your dog while burgling your home...
>>711574798
moar?
Any of these have sc?
>>711574726
fucking moar
>>711556277
is she british ? worst looking whores
>>711575843
>>711575892
>>711564735
(C)ouncil.
(H)oused.
(A)nd.
(V)iolent.
>>711556419
SAMMY GIBBY YES BOY
>>711574448
>>711575879
These are chavs, not prostitutes.
Our prostitutes are worse.
>>711575052
Moar
>>711576680
>>711576680
>>711576757
>>711576680
>>711576796
>>711576680
>>711576835
>>711576680
>>711576905
>>711576680
>>711576953
>>711576905
She looks like an 80's mobster wife
>>711564310
Classs comin' aat me arse m8
Emo chav
>>711577137
Sorry that's all I've got, her name is Daniella Hunt
>>711567001
That's not exactly a deterrent
>>711577196
moaaarr on right
Also instagram?
>>711575892
Name? ig?
>>711575892
name? ig?
>>711556277
what the fuck is wrong with britfag girls
were they all desexualised when they should of been getting sexualised and its fucked them all up geneticly
>>711578065
whats her sc?
>>711578133
I belive it is Cassie Blackburn but don't quote me on that
>>711564165
You obviously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>711575843
MOAARR NAME??? INSTAGRAM
>>711578153
>britfag girls
Oh don't you worry lad, these are just chavs. they don't actually count as real people
>>711578348
lookey here bud
>>711578251
>>711566301
That you sjw hunter, still pissed about your ban on dogs so you've come here to bullshit instead
>>711578153
>should of
>>711578441
WHO IS this?
>>711564310
the charming bit is where her sanitary pad is peeking out from her shorts
>>711578614
Same as the other guy pal
>>711578251
>>711572000
They can't be a day over 12
>>711556277
wot u say m8?
Innit?
Wagwon brev?
I luv me some hiraches brev
>>711578133
>>711578153
Seems to be some serious retardation in your DNA, fella
>>711567519
Are they in timeout?
>>711578938
Rachel from moray
>>711557681
hot MOAR!
>>711564813
Moar of them?
>>711578938
>>711579170
post instagram anon thanks
>>711579266
X_raach
>>711578245
why? She was routing for hillary ffs
Can anyone X-ray?
>>711578153
>>711577196
>>711579472
Don't care, she has big tits
Of all the things the UK has done, this trend is by far the best.
>>711579723
i live with her trust me mate, that's all angle
>>711579170
ready
>>711580065
>>711579614
This good ol' USA methmouthed trailer trash
>>711580348
need rule 34
>>711577015
So fucking hot.
carry on ?
>>711571517
More of the girl on the right!
>>711580837
Chloe Mafia off X-Factor, fucked her back when she used to escort
>>711580837
is that a fuckin oompa loompa
>>711573837
one of these is not like the others
>>711579851
I'm desperate/
http://www.xvideos.com/video23702154/stacey_lacey_bdsm
>>711581655
laurapaige23
>>711580152
Nice
good i love chav sluts. I so wish we had them here
>>711571517
>>711581258
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
>>711581837
Cheers bro!
>>711556277
>>711580837
What fucking law of nature would allow this?
>>711580701
No dont. Faggot got to ask then no. Fuck off.
>>711556277
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for at least 9 or days or more too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up estrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Other hormones are released during ejaculation that turn testosterone in too different hormones.
this causes the test levels to drop, the drop is not even the really the bad part.
it is the increase in estrodol ,dht and aromatose enzymes that causes the negative sides effects.
Not having your 9 day cycle with the peak causes you to be a docile beta.
You wont go outside because you dont have the drive, so you end up with 72 cats.
>>711582168
More! Do you know this girl? Name?
>>711582579
>>711582690
faggot
>>711582690
imagine PRIME MINISTER MAY slickling your scroteybag
