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>>711552067
story?
>>711552153
Wow
That's one of those really useful skills
>>711552282
I actually thought he was fucking his shit
>>711552222
checkd
>>711552647
explain
>>711552461
>open the door
>get on the floor
>run over by a truck
At least he doesn't have to live in India anymore
>>711551939
ways to keep niggers from stealing your bike and get lols.
>loosen front wheel bolts
>Put small screw in chain or bike, will make chain derail crushing nigger nuts
>electrify bike
>loosen handlebars
>put sticky mouse trap glue on handle's and disconnect breaks
>remove seat, replace with spike post, place fake Styrofoam seat on spike
>remove seat, replace with seat with thumbtacks, put seat cover over thumbtack seat
>>711552647
>>711552730
>when you're back from your grandma's house
>>711552805
What a fucking freak, ugh the dummy
>>711552260
So is shitposting
>>711552222
bungee, you can see the band attached on the left
>>711552222
they attached bungee cord improperly
>>711552907
>>711552907
FAKE AND GAY FAGGOT!!!
>>711552018
kek
>>711553075
That was actually a good movie.
>>711552903
Why? Rapist?
>>711552222
bungee jump, the cord has been shopped out.
>>711552861
>ways to make niggers chimp out and destroy your bike
>>711552994
Jesus oooouch
>>711552730
its an extreme example of a hernia
>>711552018
would that really work?
>>711552903
Why are they mutilating that poor rubber dummy?
>>711552260
>That's one of those really useful skills
Top kek
>>711552881
Story ?
>>711552260
yeah, same as playing vidya and jerking off to hentai loli
>>711553353
fuck people with motorcycles, if I was the driver of the car he hit I'd be pissed
>>711553438
America is SUCH a shithole
>>711552067
>>711552222
Disabled girl is doing a bunjee jump. The robe is digitally removed (you can see the guy on the left hold the blue robe, in the first frames you can also see it being lifted with the wheel chair)
>>711553150
sauce pls
>>711553278
instant death!
>>711553330
What a pro.
>>711553220
you don't fucking do it with nice bikes
Gab a bike fix it up, go to coffee shop or bar patio, put booby trapped bike out front and wit for lulz
>>711552337
Story?
>>711552363
Same
>>711552881
what
Will they be able to fix it the way it was before?
>>711553606
>>711553606
Your birth, faggot
>>711553501
car fault. if he is anywhere that has any sort of laws hes fucking done.
>>711553591
Wasn't this on Dr.Phil?
>>711553075
whats that?
>>711552609
>non-porn
>>711553683
Why is it so commonplace to see girls punching as if they are patting one another on the back
Why does it come to that in their minds isn't there a more logical way their mind can reach since it is damage or pain that they apparently want to cause
>>711553683
I imagine nigger screaming
>WOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAR
>>711552403
wtf is that, kill it
>>711553150
It was in an episode of the X-files you retarded fuckwit.
Pic related.
>>711554113
Holy fucking shit, sauce?
>>711554019
What the fuck are you talking about? She deliberately broke her nose then proceeded to twist it. That is brutal.
>>711554046
That was a damn good fight scene. Tarantino couldn't have choreographed better.
>>711554113
>non-porn
>>711554094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m7s
>>711554202
This is not a non-porn webm
>>711552403
No wonder his face looks like that if he doesn't keep his fucking eyes on the road
>>711552748
Kanye West meets a fan
>>711554190
I talk about the punching using the palm of the hand rather than fist
Punching using the soft parts of arms
>>711553501
White car is blocking the road, motorcycle was in the right you numpty, the white car even moves forward and strikes the bike.
>>711554225
I know.
>>711552018
IS THIS A FUCKING CARTOON . IS THAT WHAT REAL LIFE IS NOW FUCKING CARTOON ANTICS HELL YEAH IMMA GO DROP AN ANVIL ON SOMEONE
>>711553438
And she's pregnant.
>>711554202
>non-porn
>>711553508
that dumb bitch shouldn't have come up on those cops. she got what they deserve.
>>711554332
I know.
>>711553591
Is there anything lower than picking on the blind kid?
>>711554272
What the fuck
>>711554037
name ?????
>>711554367
are you aware of the principle that it is a free country and that the police do not have to physically attack people for nothing?
Bitch was pregnant and posed no threat.
>>711554272
This has to be fake
Like some prank on the presenter at least
>>711554418
No idea, but I think it's hot as f
>>711554300
I would have too, you fucking nigger. You're acting like you've never been in that situation, where there's so much traffic you're stuck in an intersection. That bike did have the right of way, sure, but fuck him for being stupid enough to try. Not trying to take away your privileges, you special snowflake.
>>711554397
Being a nigger
>>711552748
Not sure if gay...
>>711553683
Do you see the bitches nose broken at the end, kek'ed hard dude!
>>711554506
I think you find it hot cus it's her action and she's doing and she's hot
I don't think you would still find it hot if it was a fat whale, somehow
>>711552461
one less designated citizen
>>711554404
Be better if the nigger cracked his head open and died. A good nigger is a dead bloody nigger.
>>711554418
nerve gas
>>711554534
Consider how the guy on the right is essentially jacking off his friend with a fish
Probably trying to bring him to cum
I'm not sure either
>>711554559
Grass is green. Do I win the sate the obvious contest ?
>>711554544
Fucking kek
>>711554046
Wasn't he the uncle in Ben 10?
>>711554677
you are a comedic genius anon
>>711553428
zionists
>>711552814
Oh God please more delacroix and landwhales from cfs.
>>711554272
Kek, you think that was drool?
Cum dude, that was the point of the prank.
>>711554692
I don't know I didn't see that movie
I've seen Peter Jackson's other films
>>711554471
L2Police
they were actively involved with an investigation, appears to be arresting that other guy. she stomped up to them raised her hand as if she was gonna swing. everybody knows that when cops are doing their business you stay the fuck away from them, especially after you see them telling others to back up. do you even know the story behind this? go find the full version with audio before you jump into faggotry based off a 10 second clip
>>711554418
>>711554494
>>711554786
You're all idiots
It was clearly reversed video editing to make it look like she was drooling
>>711554329
...so? She's doing dumb shit.
If protestors yelling at the cops is cause for hostile response then RUNNING at/past the cops is too.
>>711552609
Is this a movie? I need to see this
Beat your meat.
>>711554786
Cum ? It's clear, cum isn't
>>711554807
>The girls' reactions behind her
Kek, if it was a guys race, the guys in the back be laughing hard
>>711553501
why? the red car in front of the white wasn't even moving and the white driver decided to drive forward
>>711554506
I had a phal at the Rajput in Dunstable that was as hot as this, thank you India for the hottest arse in history.
Had to use asbestos to wipe my arse the next day.
>>711552467
wtf how
>>711554228
https://youtu.be/LTIAuj3pHgk
>>711554916
That's sexist.
>>711554856
Kek kid got fucking fucked. Whamed right into that sharp outcrop like a motherfucker
>>711554283
Hitting with the palm can be better than fist if you're continuously striking a hard object like a head, unless you want to break your fist.
>>711554224
>fat singer getting into the music
>>711554992
wtf was that
>>711553438
fucking manlet
>>711552907
Clinton supporter, post election.
>>711554972
I am really confused about what it had to do with jackets?
>>711553438
We can burn drown there houses while they sleep. No one would ever know.
>>711554992
Kek
Captcha: nursery saint
>FAKE AND GAY FAGGOT!!!
You must be new here
>>711553028
nice tits
>>711553862
any tips how to get jizz consistency like that?
>>711554807
did she won?
>>711555077
Boogeyman
>>711554418
it's probably fake, but after you inject your lips with botox, they will be much less sensitive.
So, if that was the case, she simply couldn't feel the saliva.
>>711555187
foreplay
>>711551939
fuck nonporn, fuck webms, fuck rules
>>711553990
>u mad whi-
>>711554992
story? what the shit was that
>>711555187
Eat a lot of numerous guys' semen.
>>711554988
Nah, it's true, guys are dicks to each other because it's funny and other guys don't take it like a bitch as women would.
What's sexist about men and women being different?
>>711552861
the watering hole isnt large enough :0
>>711553508
So if you walk up to me I can FUCKING KILL YOU GOOD GIVE YOUR PICTURE OF I SEE YOU I KILL YOU BITCHNIGGERCUNTSHIT
>>711552994
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
me
>>711553428
It's a commercial.
>>711554046
Fucking haymakers.
>>711553591
>picking on a blind kid
is this what they do nowadays?
>>711555554
off by a fucking one !
>>711554265
cut your hair you fucking faggot, nobody wants to see your scrawny pasty ass
>>711555601
That's America for you
Worse than Mexico
>>711552805
totally not on drugs
>>711552748
Swedish imigrants, one of the boys got murdered for that shit.
>>711552507
No. No no no. No.
>>711555104
they were apparently being quite rude about his choice of fashion.and then that bitch hit him with the heel of her stilettos. so he saw red
>>711552507
OP said NON-porn webms.
>>711555241
I mean I'm ok amount wise but it's not this consistent
>>711553598
Shit. Is that baby alright?
>>711555554
checked
>>711554283
Said the person with bags of loose hamburger for hands
>>711555804
check'd for what, thats a single bitch
>>711552881
PERKELE
>>711555795
sauce! SAAUCE!!!
>>711555754
SAUCE
>>711553749
TOP OF THE KEK
>>711552018
A dream worth dying for
>>711552795
Perfectly acceptable behavior.
>>711555169
fucking kek
>>711553438
>I told you to stay back. What don't you understand?
All the triggered liberals crying foul.
>>711553508
>>711554329
>>711554471
>>711555776
it's fake
>>711555795
WHO IS THIS
>>711552507
hot af
>>711555921
this nigger gets it!
>>711555458
hahahah
>>711553353
Totally the motorcycle driver's fault.
>>711554821
So if you interfere in my pizza delivery by cutting me off I can kill you? Fucking dumbshit im gonna eat your fuckin eyeballs
>>711553869
>watching dr phil
>>711555863
>>711555988
Viktoria Varga
>>711555921
>Being called a liberal by an American and not knowing what it means because our politics don't use the same terms America does
Thanks anon
Although calling me liberal does imply I'm American, so I am offended.
>>711553238
no he'd be dead. Balers apply a loooot of pressure and then twine the bale.. you'd be fuckin minced alive if your head didn't pop like a pimple from the pressure first..
think of it like getting into a garbage truck..
Remember, the hay in the bales is all facing the same direction when it comes out.. lot of machinery inside, before you even get to the compression plunger.
TL;DR you die. Nasty death. If you're lucky the machine breaks when you go into it.
salsa: family owns a hay farm
>>711555754
He totes walked away with a boner and now has a closet fetish for his mom for life
>>711554887
hentai kamen
it's shit
>>711555776
Who cares kek
>>711553438
That bitch was verbally warned to stand back, plus she raised her hand to hit one of the officers. I'm glad that guy dealt with that dumb time wasting cunt like that.
>>711556064
>>711555763
Why are asians so retarded.
>>711555763
>>711556064
Very clever people
Must be American
>>711556053
come again? this time, how bout making some sense
>>711554992
fake
>>711553438
>Nice acting, dumb bitch.
>>711556066
calling you liberal does not imply you are American, it makes implications about your political views...and the fact that you take dicks up your ass of course
>>711554228
watching that in half speed is so gratifying
>>711556060
Seems like my kinda girl. She's just missing a cock.
>>711553438
Pretty good reaction time.
>>711552018
>my gods are smiling on me, imperial
>>711556256
Okay thanks
Fuck you.
>>711556167
Source?
>>711556052
did you see the fucking GREEN LIGHT faggot?
the crossed vehicle was totally on RED!!
>>711555477
Fuck SHIT YEAH CUNT MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONCOUR ARE DICKCOCK PIECE OF FACIST NAZI SHIT AND KILL EEVEYONE ARHEGEGE G
>>711555776
its fucking dead alright
>>711556391
and it has an obligation to continue moving forward to get out of the intersection. It shouldn't have been stopped in the intersection in the first place, but a motorcycle is supposed to leave one car length of space between vehicles, so it shouldn't have tried to squeeze between... especially not flooring it.
>>711555816
Ole stanky ass doodoo in the booty ass.
>>711556338
That's a very open statement
>>711553591
> Vertical video
> Converted to horizontal
Still I'm glad they caught these Trump supporters' actions on video.>>711553598
>>711552861
>>Put small screw in chain or bike, will make chain derail crushing nigger nuts
wtf? must be a betacuck or a fat no-dick-getting man-hating femanon b/c no way in fuck would what you're describing damage a person's genitals
but if u want to play that game, simply riding a bicycle is far more damaging and uncomfortable to females than the superior gender, males.
And horse-back riding? lol, there's a reason why they used to prevent women from riding horses back in the old times
>>711556391
It doesn't matter. The fact that the intersection was not clear makes it the motorcycles fault. Yes, the white car should not have blocked the intersection, but the faggot on the bike should've waited for the intersection to clear before attempting to be such a total piece of shit.
>>711552647
Quuaaaiiidd
>>711555824
That looks fatal. Right in the kidneys.
>>711553591
Tell me who they are and I'll kill them. Don't care anymore I need them dead or I'll have to kill myself and I won't die I'll kill kill kill them so hard they momma will give birth to ther skeletons
>>711556546
im not the guy you responded to but you can see the white car move forward even though the red car did not. just because the road was blocked doesn't give the white car faggot the right to crash into the motorcyclist
>>711553330
How i feel playing battlefield 1 against 12 year olds. Sigh
>>711555763
holy shit dentists should use this to remove teeth
>>711556484
Stupid, ignorant fool.
As you can clearly see, the "wounds" in this video are edited in. Probably with some video editing computer software on a computer machine.
Also, how can a small infant dog (a puppy) such as this cause such wounds? Care to explain that to me?
The inferior intelligence of the humans who use this website makes me feel lonely for having such intelligibility superior intelligence.
>>711555789
Hands down the coolest thing I have ever seen
>>711555824
He ripped a fence spike off with his leg if you notice.
>>711556738
Can you imagine if dentists used corn on drills for tooth extractions
>>711556781
>>2016
>>baited this hard
>>711556804
hence the filename
>>711556723
you make the assumption that he even saw the motorcyclist. if i was in the white car I wouldn't think some faggot was going to attempt to cross the intersection while it is blocked
>>711555169
Fucking kek
>>711556738
What a boisterous statement. Can you imagine such an affront to dental practice? Oh gosh.
>>711553330
>that one frame where the duck lost its cool
Couldn't keep its head at a critical moment.
Duck Duck Pic
>>711555169
fucking kek
>>711556938
why would the white car move forward at that exact moment though? like i said the red car did not even move
>>711555251
you cant learn edge like this, you have to be born with it
>>711554228
This should be done daily. Fuck niggers.
>>711554445
> Oh shit! A lion!
> Good thing we're already in the ca-
>>711553330
I JUST REALISED THIS IS A FALCON I THOUGHT THE DUCK WAS BEING SHOT
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE FALCON
>>711556256
>>This
>>711555921
I don't understand why no one has ignored your facist Nazi rhetoric and evil sadistic blatantly stupid orders and fucking raped you family to death since as your genetic offsping your children are likely to be as evil and amoral as your Nazi dick faggot shit and therefore your entire family needs to die in order for good kind caring human beings to live decent lives. You are subhuman horse shit and need to be removed from the rest of society or be kill and if no one else will I'll fucking do it it NEEDS TO BE DONE THEY HAVE TO DIE WE HAVE TO KILL THEM SON YOU GET IT IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER THEY SON STAND A CHANCE WE CAN GET RID OF THEM ALL OF YOU JUST BELIEVE. WE NEED TO KILL THEM KILL THEM RIGHT NOW OR LIFE WILL NOT BE WORTH LIVING. KILL THE CORRUPT, SADISTIC, GREEDY, SELFISH, FASCIST, MURDERING, CRUEL, FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD MONSTERS and be true decent human beings that cab help mankind evolve into something better but only if we kill them all. Please do not waste your life obeying the oppressors.
>>711554913
gahahahhah lel
>>711554534
I am sure.
It's gay.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But it is totally gay.
>>711552994
Well deserved. Fucking moron.
>>711557260
tldr
>>711553353
>watch out for motorcycles
i hate those faggots
>>711553278
hahhahhahahahhahah I fucking hate motorcyclists
this makes me happy
>>711557260
Sure, kid.
>>711555676
are you fucking serious??!?!? NOT EVEN THE FISH ARE SAFE FROM SEXUAL ATTACKS
>system reboot for sweden pls
>>711554445
Clever girl
>>711555458
rahahahah did not see that cuming
>>711557057
perhaps his foot slipped off the break, maybe his foot fell asleep, maybe he was playing with himself and jizz shot in his face...who the fuck knows.
>>711553501
Why? Because they're more man than you are?
>>711556165
"You've slightly inconvienenced my job by doing what you think is right. Therefore I'm gonna put your head through the ground and abuse your basic human rights."
Ok so when you slightly inconvienence my job by cutting me off I have the same rights as police right? You piss off a cop they bash your head in. you piss me off I eat your eyeballs. Same thing right. I mean we're both sadistic fucks that are given authority by people who have no right to give authority and we both abuse said authority to hit people we want to hurt except copsall people cause they are dicks. I only hurt people who hurt people who don't deserve to be hurt. Suck on that cock bitch.
>>711555169
Fucking kek
>>711554856
Natural selection at its finest.
>>711556391
I'm not saying legally. The motorcyclist was being stupid.
>>711555616
SOURCE
>>711557583
Internet tough guy, eh?
>>711557057
Do you drive? People do stuff that makes no sense all the time. Such as inching forward at stop lights even if the person in front of them hasn't moved. Even if it's in an intersection.
>>711556536
Tfw everything you said was the EXACT OPPOSITE of what is true wow. Either the weirdest bait ever or your IQ is in the negatives
This thread has lost its non-porn webm qualities
>>711557583
no dude, it's about officer safety. who knows wtf that girls was going to do. was she going to attempt to strike on afficer, was she going to attempt to take his gun. L2Police. People aren't out trying to kill pizza delivery guys because they deliver pizza. We, the people, give police the right to use force because of the nature of the work they do. You don't like it? Go create change. Until then, take the dick out of your mouth and wipe the cum stains off your ass faggot
>>711552795
Monkeys in public.
>>711554513
You're the fucking problem you autistic fucking nigger. Why the fuck would you enter the intersection when can see perfectly fucking well that it's blocked up ahead and you have no room to cross? It's impossible for traffic to be this backed up without it being blatantly clear that you can't fit.
>>711557583
You don't have the same rights as the police because you haven't been authorised by the appropriate authorities to use physical violence, within reason, to carry out you civil duties should it become necessary,.
You're probably a fast food server, or something lower, and are not permitted to use the bathroom without permission, let along deal out beatings to ignorant assholes that deserve it
