you say shotato i say if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours consult a medical expert
>>711544906
hey anon how are you
>>711544922
fine and dandy
pleasant morning
>>711544979
morning? what country?
>>711545007
Poland
>>711545044
hey that's neat. poland would be nice to visit.
>>711545091
For a visit? Sure.
But to live there? Nah.
>>711545243
it's cheap as fuck to live in poland though, isn't it?
>>711545265
No?
If you earned like in Germany or Norway and spent money in Poland, then sure.
>>711545358
huh, well i've heard poland was cheap to live in before. maybe i'm mistaken.
>>711545417
Like I said, no if you earn money here. If you bring dem dollars however, you could live a comfy life.
tl;dr
It's cheap for rich countries, it's meh for us
>>711545510
Forgot pic
>>711545510
move to britain, they love polish immigrants and culture!
delete this
>>711545538
Why tho? It's not easy, sure, but our lives aren't miserable by any means...
Anyway, I already have other plans.
>>711545601
so what exactly do you have planned for your uni break?
>>711545616
i'm meming you, they hate polish immigrants. that was like half the reason brexit happened.
>>711545655
That's a huge generalization, but ok
>>711544812
Fuckin pedo ass faggot kill yourself. Yall whitebois jacking off to shota while yo women fucking our superior black alpha male. How does this make you feel whiteboi. All you fuckin homos needs to die
Hey all ^ω^
>>711545765
generalising is what i'm good at
>>711545833
hey anon, whats up?
>>711545824
Sincerely, Schlomo J. Goldstein, esq.
>>711545845
Your dick, for sure xD. But I'm good :3
>>711545655
work
>>711545960
it's actually not tho
and that's good. whatcha been up to?
>>711546016
doing what?
>>711546047
idk
>>711546064
just gonna work at a cafe or some shit?
>>711546093
Fuck no bahahahah
>>711546047
I'm not doing nothing at the moment, but...I don't know why, but my cock is hard ;)
>>711546106
easy job to get tho. can just walk in and be working the next day
>>711546143
why u gotta make it lewd, anon?
>>711546185
Because I'm a naughty boy ;)
>>711546265
that's gay
>>711546338
Nothing to do with being a naughty boy
>>711546503
i mean it kind of is
>>711544812
Potato
>>711546573
shotato
>>711546531
B-But I can be naughty with girls too
>>711546663
I'll MAKE you a girl, faggot.
>>711546607
Noo
>>711546723
shotato
>>711546703
Nah, you can't
>>711546774
wanna bet?
>>711546796
Yeah, if you want to lose. I like to fuck, not to get fucked
>>711546748
Stop
>>711546898
clearly you've never felt the bliss of getting fucked
faggot.
>>711546919
shotato
>>711546957
But it seems like you've felt it.
And that makes you a faggot as well.
>>711547034
no i haven't actually :(
>>711546663
>with girls too.
Would you let me eat you out?
>>711547084
Then why are you so rude with me? I was trying to be nice
>>711547138
so when are we gonna fuck
>>711547110
Are you a girl?
>>711547195
That's why I replied.
>>711547084
STOPP
https://youtu.be/EaYE0XTnqOw
>>711547243
and you want to eat that anon's butt out? kinky.
>>711547191
I don't know. Probably never.
And if what you said was a way to tell me to fuck, I have to tell you that it's not the best way
>>711547243
I would let you suck my cock, but not my ass
>>711547300
rude
>>711547285
Yup.
I love boy ass.
>>711547349
well seeing as the other anon said no you can always do it to me ;)
>>711547347
Hey, you were rude with me before >.<
>>711547343
Could I finger you while I sucked you off?
>>711547399
Yay!
>>711547430
so where u from, anon?
>>711547430
Um...I don't think I'd like it. It would probably hurt
>>711547460
Middle if no where USA
>>711547480
I would make sure it didn't hurt, it would feel really good I swear.
I could probably get you to come with just your ass honestly.
>>711547555
oh yeah i remember you, you were posting in a shota thread like a few days ago. you're the one that said "love" which threw me off, right?
>>711544812
Pedophiles and faggots needs to die all you shota loving homos kill yourself
>>711547555
My ass hurt even when I had to put a suppository once
>>711547667
Good boobs
>>711547613
Might be someone else.
That doesn't really ring a bell.
>>711547670
Aww that's just because you need someone who knows what they're doing to help you.
>>711547762
so you're another shota loving girl anon from the middle of nowhere, america? sounds like u two need to get together.
>>711547762
If I could, I'd fuck your pussy, your ass and mouth. If I was going out with you, maybe I could let you finger me
>>711547808
Yeah haha
I guess I could use a comrade.
>>711547979
We'd have to date for me to finger you?
Then you'd have to call me nee chan for me to let you fuck me.
>>711548118
i mean, are you sure you're not the person i'm thinking of? because i've only seen one other girl shota poster and they were intersex so that doesn't really count.
>>711548118
Okaaaaay. No need to date. But, after fucking I think we'd fall in love with each other ;)
>>711548248
I don't know what intersex means.
I've been looking for shota threads and just now realized they were on /b/.
>>711548354
intersex is when you're not biologically a male or female.
and yeah, shota threads are only allowed on /b/. you've never posted in one before?
fuck its hot
>>711548531
nigga i'm fucking freezing. got 2 shirts on and drinking hot chocolate. what's the temperature like in queensland?
>>711548347
So you won't call me nee chan?
>>711548505
Weird.
Not much. I did (last?) night a little bit.
>>711548600
I will call that to you if that makes you happy :3
>>711548600
when did you first post in a shota thread?
>>711548625
only 13 here apparently, i cbf finding a thermometer so i'll just trust google.
>>711545044
FUCKING JEW
>>711548701
>calling an antisemitic country jewish
u wot, m8
>>711548666
Perfect.
>>711548683
Last night or the night before I believe.
I was having a hard time posting.
>>711546143
>>711548842
ah, well welcome to the worst threads you'll ever post in.
>>711548842
Have you got kik, cutie?
>>711548970
>worst
Presence of shotas automatically makes it best thread.
Thank-you for the welcome.
>>711548976
Sorry I don't, do you frequent these threads?
>calling me cute
N-no you.
>>711549175
shota threads are only as good as the posters in them. and we're all pretty fucking terrible.
>>711549175
I frequent these threads sometimes
>>711549255
>frequent
>sometimes
what did he mean by this?
>>711549272
I don't always post on these threads, but sometimes I do.
>>711549362
so you don't frequent them
>>711549206
I'm >phone posting but when I'm on my PC I'll contribute more lewd pictures and some oc since I'm a drawfag as well.
>>711549255
Do you have a nickname or handle you go by? Just so I can identify you again?
(some name I can think of when I fap)
>>711549439
Let's say that you're right
>>711549467
ooh you draw stuff? that's cool. you gotta get on a computer so we can see that shit.
>>711549467
Nope, I don't have a nickname. I just have kik, snapchat or chatango
>>711549505
Yeah, I'm supposed to be sleeping now.
Fixing my sleep schedule. But tomorrow night I might deliver something.
>>711549538
So what's your name? Boys names are usually pretty common.
Aaron, Joseph, Keith, Rowan. Throw me a bone?
You don't have to as well of course. Just asking.
>>711549732
>sleeping
how boring. post lewd art instead.
>>711549732
Can't you make an account on those pages/apps I mentioned?
>>711549790
Bah, don't encourage me to be even worse than I am now anon.
What do you want me to draw? I'll take a request from you to make up for going to sleep soon.
>>711549798
Honestly I had a Kik. But I got weirdos attached to me I don't really want to start it up again.
Not that you're a nut just meaning I don't want to go through the same thing again.
I'll just see ya around the threads I guess.
>>711550153
hm, a request? okay how about reiji from gundam build fighters in a situation similar to this image?
>>711544812
Has there been any rule 34s of Mike from Stranger Things yet? Why not?
>>711550408
hopefully not cause that's fucking weird
>>711550241
This guy?
If so sure, I can do that.
>>711550473
yes, reiji is the cutest boy.
>>711547808
Anal beads are all good fun until your partner pulls them out like a chainsaw starter cord
>>711550514
sounds pretty hot to me
>>711550500
Awesome, not a problem anon.
I'll see you tomorrow evening/early morning.
Goodnight sexy boy thread.
hey faggotry u woke?
>>711550735
gn anon. hopefully we're on at the same time so i can see the image.
>>711550552
if you're a masochist then yes it is extremely hot. If not then you're not going to want to do anal for a few days.
>>711550780
sadomasochist ;)
>>711550817
>sadomasochist
das cool. You can like whatever.
None of that for me though. Most I like is a bit of spanking and light biting.
Ever had an awkward moment where you were hurt and turned on by it in front of someone?
>>711551005
no, that'd be kinda weird.
>>711551055
thats my fetish. Untimely arousal. I think it has to do with the spontinuity of it.
>>711551151
that's a pretty obscure fetish tbh
you're obscure
>>711551314
faggotry with the GREAT insults yet again
whatcha up to tho
>>711551363
was playing wc3 now considering going up to my room because its too hot
>>711551387
nah go play wc3 outside so you cool down
LUL someone in my overwatch game said during that earthquake "Wtf is there an earthquake" and just continued playing
>>711551449
ANOTHER earthquake in christchurch? jesus christ why does anybody live there?
rip bread
>>711552379
you know i think the issue with this artist is that he just tries too hard to shade things.
>>711551192
Eh it isn't obscure. I like to see people exposed/embarrassed. Pretty common. Only I don't much care for the humiliation part of it that most people seem to have.
>>711552454
>I like to see people exposed/embarrassed
>Only I don't much care for the humiliation part
explain. i don't follow.
Wouldn't it be wonderful to worship a cute boy's feet?
>>711552503
embarrassing = getting a boner in front of your friend you're attracted to
humiliating = your friend mocking you for it
>>711552670
no
>>711552670
no
>>711552675
oh okay i feel the same way then. never did get the humiliation part.
>>711544812
B-b-but what if I wasn't allowed to cum, yet?
>>711552864
CONSULT
A
MEDICAL
EXPERT
>>711552670
cute boy feet are the only acceptable kind
>>711545824
>tfw someone has different interests to you so you insult them
>tfw you're scum of the earth and you attempt to make others feel bad
>tfw you don't think about what you post so you look retarded
>>711552704
>>711552727
Liars.
>>711552989
this sentence is a lie
>>711552980
tbh this is a weird thing to be into. And it does make us look like pedos. Which some of us are. .-. but I get annoyed when people assume just because we find this attractive means that we can't control ourselves.
>>711553045
CAN'T COMPUTE MUST THINK OF CUTE BOY'S FEET
>>711553181
as long as they're 2d anime feet that's fine. otherwise stop.
>>711553181
Here >.> now stop bugging us about feet
>>711552884
Should I suck him, too?
>>711553300
no
>>711553222
>>711553267
You're too generous. <3
>>711553364
len is CUTE
>>711553333
checked.
Am I the only one who likes rimming?
Also flustered boy is cute
>>711553514
yep, you're on your own.
>>711553514
if you don't enjoy rimming, you're not a real faggot
>>711553629
You're really dismissive of other peoples fetishes, senpai.
>>711553514
I like being submissive, so I won't object if someone makes me rim him. I'll also suck endlessly and obey almost every order. Makes me feel so horny. If I'm a good boy, maybe you'll allow me to cum, someday.
>>711553700
ah, the No True Faggot fallacy.
>>711553709
dismissing other people's fetishes is my fetish
>>711553763
Serving senpai is my fetish. <3
>>711553629
dang.
>>711553700
yay I'm a fag
>>711553709
It isn't dismissive not to like licking someones ass. I don't blame him for it
>>711553733
Funny. One of my biggest turn offs is submissives. Wanting to please? fine and dandy. But acting sub human is not sexy. Your pleasure should be just as important as theirs.
>>711553898
where u from? let's fuck.
>>711553904
>Your pleasure should be just as important as theirs.
nu male detected
>>711553904
I enjoyed many rp with people less equilibrated than you... I like when they use me. Like >>711553754 or >>711553827 or >>711550439 etc etc :)
>>711553938
Only if you're the top.
>>711554086
ofc. so where u from?
My heart cries out. What do I call the pain?
Feelings abound.
Now I know the name Shota Helation
>>711554117
Germany. :(
blushing boys and handsy hands
>>711553985
It's a belief I've held since I became sexually aware. There is nothing wrong with taking an interest in the other person's pleasure. And selfishness in the bedroom is a quick way to get your ass dumped by most. The real beta is the one who leaves the other person feeling dissatisfied.
>>711554057
So even if someone didn't care whether you got-off or not you'd be fine?
>>711554289
oh are you the germanon that i know?
>>711554289
i live in germany as well c:
>>711554298
Yes sir, orgasm denial is a real turn on to me. Chastity cage, having to beg for release... Mmmmh I love it!
I want to drink cum after cum >>711554227 >>711552379 >>711546748
>>711554323
I don't think so, I'm mostly just lurking in shota and sissy threads.
>>711554408
Sex? <3
>>711554569
ah well there's some germanon that sometimes posts here that i know of. hopefully u and that other germanon in this thread get to fug, kek.
There any good place for shota stories?
>>711554622
I CAN BE BETTER THAN HIM I'LL BE YOUR FAVOURITE GERMANON
>>711554691
Nifty is heaven
>>711554732
time for a cute germanon battle. all germans must post pics so we can rate who is the cutest.
>>711554779
Since I'm not German, knowing that they are gonna hit up, and I won't, will be extremely frustrating... I'm in :*
>>711554569
Sure, what Bundesland?
>>711554779
I'm wearing a cockcage, is that cute?
>>711554886
pics.
>>711554921
maybe. pics.
>>711554921
Yes, if you pretend to be a shota :p
>tfw chatting to two actual shotas rn (legally)
you cunts should be jealous.
>>711554958
I don't want to ruin this shota-heaven with filthy 3d shit. <3
>>711554981
That's lewd!
>>711553938
>>711554018
>>711554154
>>711554350
>>711554392
>>711554427
>>711555044
>>711554691
Ohhhh how much I'd love to be hard fucked like that...
>>711554890
still waiting for an answer owo
>>711555197
post. pics.
>>711555197
Of course it's lewd, I always do the same :* this >>711554691 is how the rp usually quickly turns
>>711555205
Oops, sorry. <3 NRW.
>>711555293
D-don't pressure me. :(
>>711555427
POST PICS YOU FAGGOT
>>711555453
NO SENPAI I WANT YOU TO PUNISH ME
>>711555427
Nice. I live there as well.
>>711555531
gimme kik
>>711555553
Don't have kik. :( Also, that's a big pair of pliers, lol.
>>711555730
well then get a kik. your master wants it.
>>711555766
Maybe you mistaken... I'm the submissive slutty one, and he's someone else :p
>>711555838
yeah, i know you're the submissive one. that's why i'm making you get a kik for me.
>>711555538
you're answering pretty slowly owo
>>711555886
You answered to >>711555730 but were talking to me? Puzzled
OH THE CONFUSION
>>711555986
okay well now i'm confused too.
what i'm saying is. whoever is the submissive one, make a fucking kik and add post it here.
>>711556032
It's ok, im going to bed anyway, it's so late for me. Didn't cum today, too. Mhhhh I wonder if someone will ever allow me :p
>>711556124
Probably not. <3
>>711556271
I'm still here, I just didn't know who you were talking to. :( Oh, and lovely shota feet. <3
so, what now? :3
(germanon)
>>711556331
>>711556603
forgot to quote
>>711556603
Now we enjoy the shota feet being posted here together!
>>711556692
i thought you want to fuck owo
>>711547110
>>711547343
>>711547430
>>711547480
>tfw anon is too much of a faggot to let a girl eat out and finger his boy ass
Finish the threads picture limit so I can archive it you twats...
![[anonymous]6d8b9e0b992302f407868e7b2b5a1f79.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4fmU8FB.jpg "[anonymous]6d8b9e0b992302f407868e7b2b5a1f79.jpg")
>2016
>anons not posting pictures of their cute cocks and butts ITT
ffs cant u do anything right u dumb aussssies
You guys going hard /r/
>>711557219
fuck off i'm chatting with some cuties rn, cbf posting.
![[1893051 (mei)]70fa5774b964842811089e2fcbc4c0ff.png](https://i.imgur.com/Fm0gMnG.png "[1893051 (mei)]70fa5774b964842811089e2fcbc4c0ff.png")
>>711557208
Why would anyone archive such a thoroughly mediocre thread tho?
>>711557289
I archive every thread...
![[1893051 (mei)]4ef2b02a36d5054e5aaa8c0619eba3b2.png](https://i.imgur.com/n3Kl21d.png "[1893051 (mei)]4ef2b02a36d5054e5aaa8c0619eba3b2.png")
>>711557276
obvs not, you asked like 10 people for kik ITT and they all dodged u
>>711557361
other cuties that i already have on kik u dummy
>>711557399
Like who???
close to 151 owo
>>711557472
a qt from tasmani
>>711557508
a
>>711557508
Right... Who else?
151
![[anonymous]0eaaad4ef7aebbe48132e672cb8eac14.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6VVhp3i.jpg "[anonymous]0eaaad4ef7aebbe48132e672cb8eac14.jpg")
>>711557399
aka not qts
>>711557508
the crazy trap?
>>711557558
Hahahaha
>>711557565
>>711557557
and a qt from the uk
mainly chatting to the qt from tasmania cause you know, i might feasibly bang them
>>711557565
no, not a trap.
Archived...
Sooo.
Someone mentioned me?
And there's two other Germanons in here?
s/w nrw.
>>711557782
well then YOU must be the skirt germanon, right?
>>711557799
Yup.
Also blue collar.
>>711557657
Fair enough, no warning necessary then, avoid tastrap at all costs tho.
>>711557782
thnks for the blogpost laddy
>>711557880
>blue collar
>skirt
I'm interested, kik?
>>711557892
It's not more blogging than your autistic replies.
Further, the thread is already capped, faggot.
>>711557782
Bielefeld, NRW
>>711557892
traps are a plague and we need a vaccine
>>711558040
y-you too
shit thred
>>711558169
still hot af?
>>711558015
That's some 220km linear distance, so a bit too far away.
>>711557932
Nope. Anything involving smartphone apps or authentication is a no go for me.
This thread was bad, and you should feel bad.
>>711558321
cooled down a bit
I died a lot in poe so just came up to bed
>>711558327
Too bad :(
>>711558349
i literally said this near the start of the thread, all shota threads are shit.
>>711558369
>ragequit to sleep
l m a o
kinda late tho
>>711558409
My build is squishy af(its a fairly meh build)
but new league starts in 2-3 weeks so i cbfed making a new one
>>711558483
>squishy
>league
????????????????????????
i don't know what all these anime game words mean
>>711558528
squishy is a universal term
tank is the opposite
something squishy isnt very tanky
idk. Squishy = low defenses
tank = a lot
And a league is their like 'current ladder'
Think ranked seasons
>>711558650
sounds complicated. i just like games where i shoot guys and they die.
>>711558727
I legit press 3,4,5 and left and right click
>>711558748
if the game involves more than 1 button it's a no-go as far as i'm concerned
>>711558827
ok mr autism
>>711558869
so whats ur club penguin name i'll add u
>>711558909
nty
>>711558925
ok then what's ur habbo hotel room called?
>>711559013
faggotry if i didn't know any better i'd think you didn't want to play flash games with me
say it ain't so
>>711559080
nah you're too autistic to actually want to play things
>>711559153
i just don't like the kind of games you play
>>711559186
you dont like any game but gmod
>>711559310
lmao i don't even play that any more
>>711559353
exactly
you dont play shit
also you should try overwatch next weekend, its free weekend
>>711559456
i might check it out. idk.
>>711559536
literally play no games :^) 10/10
>>711559582
the only games that interest me aren't multiplayer
>>711559633
complete opposite
new thread
>>711559800
>>711559800
