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Happy Sunday. Life is shit.
Wellington reporting.
How many hot dudes out there?
Sunday nights are always slow.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
Why are ID memes even gone?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711541085
It's kind of chilly outside.
i would say all the hot ones are inside with heater on.
>>711541074
it's Sunday already? Shit.
why is site always down?
>>711541085
>hot dudes
>4 chan
pick one yo
>>711542407
Gookmoot
Hoping there'll be traps at the auckland precompression
>>711542461
True, but normie dudes wouldn't understand :(
>its another "gookmoot breaks the site" episode
are we alibe again?
>>711541074
life isn't shit, you are
>>711542461
lower your standards and pick both yo
time to fuck shit up
>>711543214
There'll be everything
Wellington passing through. How ya doing?
>>711543731
Fucking great mate, yourself?
>>711541085
wat r u gay
>>711543877
>>711543877
I'm alright. Kinda bored, I guess. Why the heck else would I be here?
Hows the sheep down your way?
>>711543946
No, I'm a heterosexual woman. Newfag
>>711543961
They're sheepy, i guess?
Not many sheep in the land of Dunedin though
>>711544007
Dunners here. You're just not looking in the right places.
>>711543473
you hab no idea how long I hab waited to reply to this post with this image.
>>711543731
Can you please draw Winston Peters riding a battle kiwi?
>>711544080
Actually, i did lie, i can see sheep out my window during the day. live kinda near a few farms i guess
Rep here lol
>>711544007
Well thats shit, mate.
>>711544140
I would, but my tablet pen is under the bed somewhere.
tga reportan
i can't be the only one getting drunk on a sunday
wtf is up with 4chan tonight?
>>711544227
Fucking kek. 10/10
>>711544245
Been like this all week man. Blame Trump.
Are the botanical gardens in wellington liquor ban?
>>711544376
Even your front yard is a liquor ban
>>711544482
depends where your front yard is...
>>711544305
let me guess, because of all the people posting about how mad they are that trump won?
that or DDoS for the same reason?
>>711544742
>mad trump won
>4chan
pick one.
>>711544786
You into facesitting?
>>711544786
>no timestamp
>>711544786
insert penis into vagina
>>711544958
>being this new
it's not OC it's reposted from last nights thread.
>>711545042
>If I call other people new they won't notice how new I am
>>711544958
>Q needing a timestamp
>being this new
>>711545042
>implying I didn't know it was reposted
>>711545098
I'm far from a newfag. like this anon said >>711545108
Any NZ nudes gummon
>>711545191
NZ literally has zero nudes.
>>711545191
>>711545191
got a couple
>>711545683
name?
any of you cunts from wellington feel that?
holy shit welly
>>711546245
Felt it in Christchurch
>>711545683
More
>>711546333
was a 7.5 20 km north-west of Cheviot
felt it in wellington
I felt it in dunedin
>>711546245
Yes im freaking out, shit smashed and my fish lost half her water.
felt it auckland, thought i was imagining things
>>711546434
Same here. Wellybros reporting in, you's all good?
>>711546433
felt it in Rotorua
Reached Taranaki several minutes ago.
Jeez, was that right on Christchurch?
Holy fuck, that earthquake. I thought I was about to pass out.
RIP Christchurch.
Still dizzy from that jesus
God I hate earthquakes.
>>711546666
the earth moved for the arrival of those quads
>>711546596
yeah felt it here in New Plymouth
>>711546666
QUADS
Aftershocks are still going and my poor fishy might lose all her water.
i can still hear it shaking my cupboards
>>711540821
>Christchurch
Evening fam
Mother fucking nature. Woke me up
wellington. they're noodles on my kitchen floor now
>>711546809
pics or it didn't happen.
any oz fags feel that.
>>711546764
Welcome back. How was it there? Went hard in Welly
holy shit the quake is going again in Ham East
FUCK
The isis are a lie
>>711546883
Same, felt it here in Claudelands. All the neighbors are outside.
>>711546883
>again
How?
If you felt two, everyone south of you would have felt two as well.
>>711546829
why would I lie on the internet
At first I was like ayy this is pretty small, 20 seconds later I was like AYY THIS IS PRE BIG
>>711547107
OH SHIT DUDE. I hope you have insurance.
>>711547107
what a mad man.
>loose nudl lowkey dank as all hell.
:^) tsunami when
>>711547151
>I'm paying $14/fortnight for noodle insurance
>>711547107
fucken Rip in peace /b/ro.
>>711547221
Fuck, I am glad to hear it, Anon. Could have been catastrophic.
Geonet is reporting a shitload of aftershocks now, is this the end?
>>711547115
Yep, At first i was like "hhaha guys omg earthquake" and then it was under a fucking doorway for me. fuck that shit
>>711547293
I could report the aftershocks for you.
>>711547293
they been promising me a biggen for my entire life. trump elected -> world ends. that be worth the wait.
>>711547333
Here in Welly we're pretty casual about earthquakes but this one raised the concern level. Hope the South Island crews are allgoods
holy shit I thought it was just me having a headache lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2qQmj0_h4
Christchurch reporting in.
Woke me up. Was like ah earthquake at first. Waiting for it to stop. Kept waiting. Nek minute under door frame "WHY WONT YOU STOP"
No reports of destruction here. Can't hear many sirens of anything so I'm assuming my areas ok.
It's a 6.3 quake boys and the after effect aint stopping
anotha one
>wakeup.gif
>what's that rattling
>earthquake?
>iz it gonna stop?
>maybe I should get out of bed
>shit! she ain't stoppin
>walk to the door frame while I can
>flashbacks of te papa & school
>shit falling off shelves
>stops
>post on 4chan
>aftershocks as I type.
I thought it was my downstairs flatmate having sex lmao
>>711547628
Cunt wanted us to name his band aye
Yell out to my flatmates "you guys ok" didn't get a reply. Assumed the worst. Currently eating their food in the pantry
> the state of Kaikoura
>>711547445
Yeah that's what I mean, Q here. Freaking the fuck out.
>>711547600
upper Riccarton here,there's a siren passing by just know and it seems heading somewhere north
someone must freaked out and get someone injured or something
bruh live in chch and that shit was rocky
Upper moutere.. My spa lost all its water :(
Kapit here , killed my boner
Dunedin reporting.
Was felt, not as bad as it looked on Tinychat for Q though.
Dunedin. Didn't feel it. Still in bed.
i was ripping one out to pic related when it came through, worst I,ve felt in cch in fucken ages, RIP of Hanmer, and aftershocks are starting now
>>711547770
Heh.. getting your fat stores built up in case of survival situation. Wise choice
Felt that shit in Wellington, run out the door and thought I saw a green light flash in the sky, did anyone else see that? Like a thunder shock but green?
another after just happen and everyone is outside
>tfw qt gf to hold hands with in the cold outside
6.6 near Hamner. Its okay guys just a bunch of Asian tourists killed everyone back to sleep
>>711547864
Just living in Kapiti is enough to kill anyones boner. Aside from them single mums I guess
Napier reporting in. Woke us up just a touch after midnight. Power is on. Nothing else to relay.
So close to losing my jim beam in welly, fuck!
>>711547930
earthquake lights?
They are a thing
>>711547884
poor fishy nearly became catfood
>>711548004
Fuck, this was almost a tragedy worse than Christchurch 2010.
>>711547663
lol, when the shelves came knocking.It's better time to get the fuck out m8
>>711547930
how did it reach too Wellington? kinda far tbqh
>>711548006
Wtf is that shit? I'm going to fight it
>>711548059
Wellington is directly on the fault line, we feel EVERYTHING
Holy shit the kiwi thread thank fucking god
>>711548059
it reached Hamilton man. hamilton doesn't get EQs
>Large earthquake
>Better check 4chan and make sure everything is alright
>Dont get out of bed because cbf
>Thank god people down south are okay so back to sleep
>>711548089
>we feel EVERYTHING
I didn't know that. I think Wellington just happens to be the best spot for the capital of New Zealand tbh. It's at the center of the country and and it feel every earthquake that happens around New Zealand
>>711548137
thanks for caring anon.
>>711547951
Know that feels bro.
I do have a bottle of JD to hug tho, fuck work tomorrow.
>>711548180
Truly the centre of all political rumblings
>>711548073
basically lightning from the ground during and arfter earthquakes
https://youtu.be/qWzeeshG7FI
>>711548124
even Hamilton felt it?!! fuck i thought it was a small thing. Imagine those poor hanmer springs tourist who stayed there during the weekends and enjoyed those hot bath.
I bet they can't even feel the earthquake from their sleep
>>711548089
Everything but joy
why won't this stop, I just want life to be normal again
>>711548137
same here bruh
>>711548204
*cheers to JD
Okay so lets get this straight, it was felt as far south as Milton (south of dunedin) (as far as I know) and as far north as Hamilton?
can anyone add to these facts?
>MFW HOW LONG WAS THAT FUCKING EARTHQUAKE????
Chch here
>>711548272
We had a solid minute or two of it, all side to side. curtains waving, doors opening. first quake for a poor old hamiltonian
You faggots got shook by an earthquake?! Anything get broken?
>>711548344
i felt it in auck
>>711548344
any oz fags?
is it worth?
Q needs cuddles now :(
>>711548344
Geonet says whangarei to invergiggle
https://youtu.be/Ro1ROeKbZhM
>>711548313
There are no more.
>>711548344
Felt it in Auckland
>>711548392
Nothing in oz bro, family in naki said it was fucking huge tho
>>711548358
another chch here,
roughly a minute.But the after effect would go on the whole day though.
>Christchurch
Was a goodin
blues are quakes, reds are felt its
>>711548459
You aiight? Apparently the immediate area is fucked
>>711548464
I am in Auckland, I feel nothing.
stupid bitch
>>711548374
>>711548430
was it bad in Auckland that people start going outside?
>>711548549
Same here. Auckland.
>>711548545
really?!! any news there bruh
>>711548559
Ovens m8
ello der mates noice videa heerr
of me Puss Puss =^.^=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9LdocRk6E
>>711548425
Liar
>>711548545
I dunno, I was thinking of going for a drive but i'd probably have to go to the other side of town before seeing signs of damage, and that area is kinda fucked anyway.
Oh yeah, i'm fine, dog's a bit spooked though
>>711548597
CHCH here.
Wobbled around like a small boat for over 32 solid minutes, but never became really violent.
... Aftershock as I type this...
According to a few posts on Twitter, there has been some loss of houses in the Cheviot area.
:(
Kia Kaha Christchurch
Straight ripped from Facebook. This is Welly
>>711548763
glad you guys are alright there
>>711548763
2 minutes, sorry.
>>711548805
Staunchchchchcchchchchchchchch
>>711548763
Bringing back some nostalgia aye?
>>711548817
do some sick jumps in your car bro.
>>711548817
Woah thats keen.
Looks like Chch roads for the 3 years after the first quakes.
>>711548851
Do a kickflip over it
No damage here in the sourthen side of the city in Chrischurch. It very quiet can't hear any sirens or anything. Eastern suburbs probably fuck like always.
>>711548561
Nah, just felt the house heave a little for like 30 seconds.
>>711548817
Yeah saw that on vic deals. know where it is?
>>711548851
My Mitsi Lancer was MADE for this. Fulfilling the rally dream
>>711548817
Oh shit nigger.
>>711548464
Taranaki housing confirmed shit
>>711548805
Cheers for the thought, but these are honestly just long, rolling quakes. Nothing compared to the shallow, violent shakes we had a few years ago.
Honestly, most Cantabrians are just "meh" about earthquakes now. If it doesn't shatter windows, we just shrugs and keep doing what we were doing.
what the fuck
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23eqnz%20trump
>>711548924
No source yet so I'm skeptical, but its plausible knowing the bridge joins around Welly
>>711548896
Just shock a bit here in Hoon Hay. Just had a smoke then back to bed
>>711548817
where is this?
Shit's poppin' off all over the place /b/ros
https://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/felt
>>711547190
>>711548817
I'll be damned. Didn't expect it be that bad
>>711548977
Hoon hay faggot checking in
>>711544097
i was thinking the same thing
A roof has partially collapsed at Countdown in Wainuiomata as well as minor cosmetic damage to some building signage in Wellington.
There is also a hole in the road at the Hundalees and some other surface damage to roading between Blenheim to Cheviot.
>rip count down
Any casualties reported?
>>711549080
my dude
Auckland reporting here, not sure what happened but surely it will drive up housing prices
finally it's over, I can sleep.. NEVERMIND
>>711549065
Ohhhh shit nigger. Hope Bills bar is okay
>>711548992
South island now has a tsunami warning via MCDEM.
>>711549155
Any excuse for the baby-boomers ay.
Are you sheepfuckers dead yet?
>>711549155
people are willing to get crushed by earthquakes than those Auckland property deals
>>711549110
>Wainuiomata
nothing of value lost, in fact it was almost inevitable that the little suburb would be the one with garbage enough buildings to be damaged
Any news On Kaikoura? My grandfather lives there and we can't get through.
>chch fag here getting my anus prepared.
Hamner? How many Asians died?
>>711549274
Listening to the ambo radio at the moment. Nobody dead yet.
>>711549323
Bruh, they're fucked. Massive quakes one after another. It's not gonna look good there when we get boys out there tomorrow
>>711549400
The boys? Are you rescue bro's?
get your swimming suit ready for those in east coast South island
>>711549339
Nice.
TSUNAMI INCOMING
GET TO HIGH GROUND
https://twitter.com/NZcivildefence/status/797770133754130434
>>711549426
Nah, motorcycle gang, gonna go looting.
>>711549430
>>711549458
Off to the Pub!
was drunk and couldnt decide between running outside or diving under the table, my princess leia figurine hit the kitchen floor so the table it was, all safe now tho
Time to test the tsiaumi sirens. Everyone's gone back to sleep so no ones going to move to higher ground.
>>711548561
nah, it lasted for like 20 seconds. very subtle shaking. felt like i was tripping
this is in Wellington, I bet people died from this earthquake
>>711549482
pls don't loot my grandad. He's got emphasemia and is nearly dead.
>>711548374
>>711548430
What are you on about? Didn't feel shit in Ellerslie
>>711549426
Not personally, but I have a lot to do with them
Chck checking in. I don't have a car anyone wanna swing by my place and pick me up. I'm taking this tasiumi shit seriously
>>711549576
are your noodles alright?
>>711549610
Na bro im just gonna stay in bed looking at 4chan
>>711549610
chch in the same situation here, just have to wait till the sirens bruh then we can ask for a ride outside our homes
Guarantee there were at least a few cunts having a wank when this happened.
>tfw you fap so hard you cause an earthquake
>>711547107
Are you Henry by any chance?
>>711547980
Kapiti also here, all boners in the near vicinity have taken heavy casualties, calling for backup
>>711549595
All the more reason to loot him.
>>711549610
Where in chch?
I'm in opawa/hillsborough
>>711549720
na. got the wrong bloke
>>711549733
Would help but not in Kapiti.
if your out there in affected areas, film/photo that shitfor us, nz doesnt get much limelight, so lets make the most of it.
> civil defence update. Time to get the fuck out. This actually sounds serious from the langue they are using.
Atleast the sodastream is alright, no need to worry
>>711549576
disgusting that they hadn't done the dishes
>>711549733
What part of Kapiti? I heard parts of Waikanae are still with no power. My dad is in Pram Beach but he reported okay
Oh god why did it start raining?
>>711549845
I can swim
Don't earthquakes have to happen under the ocean for a tsunami to occur?
>>711549944
you'll be algud then, finish your wank
>>711549881
Waikanae, had power loss for a bit but everythings fine, also sounds like welly hospital is fine due to my dad being there and saying a few things fell and whatnot
>>711549845
Isn't it weird that a 6.3 earthquake can cause Tsunami?
God damn it this is all John Keys fault.
>east coast of all New Zealand
What about Auckland? I live just up north in Orewa, should I be worried?
>>711550042
thanks man. will do
>>711550256
Are you a geologist?
The tsunami is actually happening rip in pepperonis
>>711550256
VERY shallow depth, 16km I hear.
>>711550149
Yeah Welly has some superficial damage but nothing serious. Shout out to all my hometown kids in Kapiti tho
[spoiler]CAPTCHA IS BODIES OF WATER PLS HALP[/spoiler]
>>711550299
orewa is pretty open to tsunamis, used to live there and expeireced every tsunami ther in the past 20 years, you should be fine tho, if not just go up grand drive.
>>711550299
No. It says Eastern coast in the South Island. If you're scared and want to cuddle though I am free.
>>711550363
>[spoiler]CAPTCHA IS BODIES OF WATER PLS HALP[/spoiler]
The warning was just upgraded to the entire east cost INCLUDING THE NORTH ISLAND.
This is getting serious
>>711550330
nah man,I'm a pizza hut delivery guy by trade
>>711550363
>VERY shallow depth, 16km I hear.
oh I see
god speed to you all brethren, may the night keep us safe
>>711550490
>>711550495
FUCKIN TSUNAMI GOES 360
WTF
scared the dog so much this happened.
> ITS HAPPENING
*** EMERGENCY ALERT - TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED FOR EASTERN SOUTH ISLAND.
A wave has been generated and detected near Kaikoura following the 5.6M earthquake 20km south-east of Seddon. People near the eastern coast of the south island should immediately move to high ground or inland as far as possible. Take your getaway kit with you if possible. Do not travel into the areas at risk to get your kit or belongings. Take your pets with you if you can do so safely. Move immediately to the nearest higher ground, or as far inland as you can. If evacuation maps are present, follow the routes shown. Walk or bike if possible and drive only if essential. If driving, keep going once you are well outside the evacuation zone to allow room for others behind you. If you cannot escape the tsunami, go to an upper storey of a sturdy building or climb onto a roof or up a tree, or grab a floating object and hang on until help arrives. Boats are usually safer in water deeper than 20 metres than if they are on the shore. Move boats out to sea only if there is time and it is safe to do so. Never go to the shore to watch for a tsunami. Stay away from at-risk areas until the official all-clear is given. Listen to your local radio stations as emergency management officials will be broadcasting the most appropriate advice for your community and situation.
>>711550490
>>711550495
Glad I live out west and on a hill.
its coming boys, get out yo cams.
www.weatherwatch co.nz/content/tsunami-warning-issued-new-zealand
>>711550559
where is that bro?
>>711550719
wellington
2nd thread?
>>711550731
Did tsunami just arrived in Wellington or something?!! wtf
I'm in Christchurch here and starting to feeling really scared right now.
>>711550577
bait
>>711550831
Its some dudes pool that splashed around lol
>>711550831
would be a wise move to start planning a way to get out fast if needed.
In East Christchurch at the moment, Tsunami siren isn't going off but Civil defense has issued a warning??
Fuck. Waiting for the sirens.
Check civil defence twitter you autistic faggot. It's happening. Get the fuck out. The sirens only go of like right before hand.
>>711550876
I'll be damned
>>711550881
>poor
>no cars
>friends live quite far away and they think this is nothing
fuck my life
>>711550577
Time for a swim :)
>>711551002
>>711551018
Literally nothing will happen
>A wave has been generated and detected near Kaikoura
>Kaikoura
Fuck
atleast we will have an easy 300.
Pic related is sea level gauges
>>711551131
Natural disaster keeping it tree hunna for the homie
>>711551064
Famous last words
>>711550559
what am I looking at?
Roads are quiet, the odd car going pass to get to higher ground. Tsunami would need to be massive to clear the dunes
>>711551064
Hope you can swim.
> "Tsunami activity will continue for several hours and the threat must be regarded as real until this warning is cancelled"
well be fine
>>711551138
Goodbye Dunedin Togo dressing boys
>>711551002
They won't even raise sirens.
rather have cunts get rekt than to have heaps of cunts panicing and getting even more fucked up evacuating.
>>711551233
Depends on your area. Not all beachs have dunes. Also everyone's gone back to sleep after the initial quake. So it makes sense no ones evcuating.
New thread prepared. Move after 300.
>>711551404
>>711551404
>>711551404
>>711551404
>>711551404
>>711551377
This is why the sirens are used pretty much at the last miniute.
New thread prepared. Move after 300.
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>>711551436
fucking snek cunts bro.
same with air line cunts saying to bend over in your chair and break your neck.
KEEP IT 300 LIKE IDBRO
>>711551558
Move to threads located at higher ground, boys
300 before migrate, come on bros
last
rip nz
rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHOPUO5Ne8
>>711541755
Nothing like a earthquake to speed things up.
Chchfag here, really wasn't that bad compared to our other ones.
facebook /WellingtonLIVENZ/videos/1169830579775472/?permPage=1
Uhhhh, legit question
I'm in a small coastal town in the Waikato and the air raid siren they use for fire drills just went off, except it's one continuous pitch and has been blasting for several minutes. I've lived here for years and this is the first time it's done this.
Panic?
>>711552513
Gtfo of there bro
>>711552513
Tsunami siren, you've got at most 5 mins to get to higher ground.
