/nzg/ New Zealand Thread
*** EMERGENCY ALERT - TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED EDITION ***
A wave has been generated and detected near Kaikoura following the 5.6M earthquake 20km south-east of Seddon. People near the eastern coast of the south island should immediately move to high ground or inland as far as possible. Take your getaway kit with you if possible. Do not travel into the areas at risk to get your kit or belongings. Take your pets with you if you can do so safely. Move immediately to the nearest higher ground, or as far inland as you can. If evacuation maps are present, follow the routes shown. Walk or bike if possible and drive only if essential. If driving, keep going once you are well outside the evacuation zone to allow room for others behind you. If you cannot escape the tsunami, go to an upper storey of a sturdy building or climb onto a roof or up a tree, or grab a floating object and hang on until help arrives. Boats are usually safer in water deeper than 20 metres than if they are on the shore. Move boats out to sea only if there is time and it is safe to do so. Never go to the shore to watch for a tsunami. Stay away from at-risk areas until the official all-clear is given. Listen to your local radio stations as emergency management officials will be broadcasting the most appropriate advice for your community and situation.
Why are IDs even gone?
They're not even blasting sirens.
>>711551404
inb4 the migration from last thread.
time to go to the gym which is pretty much sea level 200m from the sea in wellington.
>>711551498
Do it faggot
Where muh Siren at fam?!
who's from kaikora here?
WE NEED PICS OF TSUNAMI
Why are sirens even broken?
the important thing is this tsunami will in no way hurt any super qt traps
It was fun before but im over it now, If I get drunk enough i should be able to sleep.
Why are earthquakes even back?
>>711551454
Tsunami drowned them and their families
>>711551580
this, please. reports of a collapsed building with people inside, need source.
>>711551586
>>711551629
Kek
>>711551580
You can barely even see a tsunami. It's just a swell.
>>711551623
DO IT MUSCLEBRO.
>>711551580
Ex kaikoura resident here
Hope my family and 1 friend is gonna be ok
ITS OVER TSUNAMI
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
Christchurch anon here,
seems pretty quite outside and there's not much any cars moving.Pretty weird though
>>711551623
Nice vic deals repost
>>711551498
Dont worry about the tsunami lifter-anon. It's just water-weight.
Don't forget faggots.
>>711551715
Same here, in Brighton and nothing really happening...
>>711551750
bit late for that innit
>>711551750
That cunt in the first pic is going to knock himself the fuck out on that table if he keeps that same trajectory.
>>711551799
https://twitter.com/NZcivildefence/status/797781091432026112
Kia Kaha Kaikourans
I heard that someone else is hearing sirens.
>>711551717
I took the photo but sent to it a few people, someone post it ?
>>711551750
>drop
>cover
>think about everything awful and beautiful youve ever done whilst you brace for dear life
i swear every time i almost die i feel i have such a fresh perspective afterwords
ITS HAPPENING
> A tsunami has been generated, the first wave has arrived in the North Eastern Coast of the South Island. #eqnz
>>711551787
Can you see the ocean from your house?
Oh nu
>>711551964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHOPUO5Ne8
Can someone drive out to hoon hay to pick me up? I want to head up the hills to be safe.
Wtown evac zones
looks underwhelming
> 3 minutes ago
MCDEM @NZcivildefence
Waves are expected to arrive at the Chatham islands immediately - anyone in the Chathams should move to high ground urgently #eqnz
>>711551404
Strange how it hit right at midnight
>>711552259
finally remembering the chathams exist
Chchfag here, really wasn't that bad compared to our ones. That said, the USGS shakemap indicates that we dodged this one to some extent compared to other areas.
>>711552241
I'm good cuz.
I'm gonna use this as my excuse for losing my essay...
>>711551404
amerifag here
stay safe, kiwibros
Bump for natural disaster
>>711552367
that's hundy cuz
just saw it on german tv
>>711552371
DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!
[spoiler]thanks bro[/spoiler]
>>711552146
>>sky glowing
yeah, that's called the moon
>>711551404
USGS says 7.8
If you're about to be killed be sure to post your last words here, they'll last about a day before the thread 404's.
At least I saw Trump elected
Based on the tsunami and location, it appears to be based on the Hope Fault. The Hope fault connects to the Hikurangi Trench and continues up the east coast, just as the earthquakes following have done.
>>711552367
Luckily it happen at 12 am and no one is shopping
It's been fun posting with you all. Tell IDbro I love him if I don't make it.
>>711552432
no it was legit like lightning.
watch it dick.
Why the fuck is there an air raid siren blasting nonstop?
>>711551669
radionz can't reach anyone in kaikoura, if you call them they'll put you on the radio
MFW 4chan has better alert system than facebook
>>711552638
cya Q
>>711552432
It's earthquake lights, watch the video. Fucking cool
It was actually the moon fuck
>>711552638
idbro is dead you fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xDTzavNdyk
>>711552695
It's a tsunami warning.
Get to high ground.
>>Captcha asks me to complete like 5 different fucking things
THANKS FOR FUCKING ME AROUND DURING A TSUNAMI WARNING GOOGLE, YOU FUCK.
>>711552807
fucking nigels man
>>711552807
this nigga legit.
fucking twitter though cuz?
I ain't got that shit.
I would never have heard about any of this information.
> Update
LOW LAYING AREAS IN CHRISTCHURCH ARE BEINH EVACUATED.
Plenty of sirens going off in my area right now.
>>711552847
I'm nowhere near the area though, way up by the Coro peninsula
>>711552898
PERISCOPE IT SOMEONE I KEEP FUCKING ASKING GET US IN ON THE ACTION
>>711552695
Where are you at bruh?
>>711552894
Protip: You don't need an account to view the contents of public posts on both Facebook or Twitter.
>>711552898
how far inland we have to be?
>>711552965
NO ONE IN NEW ZEALAND USES PERISCOPE.
WE HAVE SHIT INTERNET CUNT.
>>711551802
Made me fucking kek no idea why
Amerifag here, I hope you lot turn out alright down there.
>>711553101
wtf is periscope
I don't have a car and these sirens are getting annoying.
>>711553076
I don't fucking have twitter how would I see it?
I ain't going to fucking search on twitter if I never use it.
>>711553226
It's basically Twitch broadcasting, but for mobile...and not all gay from gamers.
>>711551591
OMG where are they in NZ?
Still got pre decent aftershocks here in Welly
>>711553297
Not Wellington
>>711553081
>>711552898
HOW FAR INLAND DO I NEED TO BE
>>711553297
Mostly in Auckland and Wellington.
>the aftershocks just dont stop its been going on for over 2 hours now
>>711553264
Just Google what you want to find and add the word "twitter" at the end.
>>711553355
at least you got a quadruple double.
>>711553074
How come there's siren in Coro?
>>711553338
I'm wondering this also. I'm in a low laying area but in the western side of the city away from the ocean
livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAA519e6lA
>>711553295
share the link ay
wellington waterfront.
>>711553405
Not quite coro, down by Thames a bit more but that's what I'm trying to figure out. I hear a shitload of cars so I'm guessing people are just taking precautions.
>>711553355
It was fun before now it's actually fucking annoying, I just want my old life bad, I didn't think this was forever.
Hope this helps, folks.
>>711553470
shiiit theres heaps of liquifaction. whereabouts on waterfront? im from welly
>>711553507
what the fuck am I looking at?
>>711551404
It's OK. It's just the first news of TRUMP 2016/2020 making its way across the Pacific.
Enjoy The Donald!
>>711553210
>you lot
>Britfag posing as Amerifag
y tho
>>711553432
I'm going to kick the cardstand. I'll be there in 10 minutes!
>>711553355
what do they do?
>>711553450
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=periscope
>>711553552
Look at the of the wave of each town and see how much differ it is.
try look at Kaikoura
Can some one tell me if you need to evacuate around the East Auckland area ... cuz I don't jack shit about these maps. They say all the east coast of nz but only emphasize certain areas.
Mandatory evacuation for all those within 1km of Christchurch cost line.
More updates to follow
>>711553565
>underrated post
>>711553704
random jolts for anywhere between 3 and 15 seconds. occurring from anywhere around the country because the whole country is on a fault line. been going for roughly 2 and a half hours now, spooking us all here
>>711553552
Bottom right tells you scale of a meter. They were all fine until like 3 hours ago and the wave in meters rose
UPDATE.
EASTCAPE TO SOUTHLAND...
2 meter tsunami expected...
Should anyone be worried?
>>711553755
>East aucklind reporting in
>>711553786
so they're like mini-earthquakes?
>>711552638
>>711553552
Change in the relative sea level since 2:20.
Note the movement in Kaikoura, could be indicative of an undersea landslide.
>>711553755
Auckland is fine. It's Wellington and downwards.
Basically if you hear a siren, get to high land.
Except if you're in the South Island, just do it anyway because their sirens didn't even go off.
>>NZ in charge of emergency sirens
>>711553825
Keep calm and fap to Q
Auckland fags wondering if they'll be ok. Pfft
>>711553822
yea just standard aftershocks that occur after earthquakes
It's much worse than I think it is.How many casualties do you guys think? My bet that it's around 20+
>>711553968
>tfw no chance of dying from this because I live in Auckland.
If I'm lucky some volcanoes will pop and I will get a nice instant death.
>>711553874
thanks bro
tsunami sirens are going off at new Brighton beach in chch now. Moving inland
>>711554056
If the building collapse reported in Kaikoura is real, then there're probably some in there. Probably plenty of downed chimney's in the Culverdon area where it was centred, so possibly more deaths there.
apparently the lyall bay livestream is fake, as the bright lights are off.. anyone able to confirm?
>>711553968
i just looked up auckland on google maps. it's surrounded on all sides by water. it looks like an inland island. how is it safe? lol
>>711554212
Opposite end of the country
>>711554177
well... nothing is happening... the water isn't going out or coming back in... would not be surprised
>>711554177
Doubt it. I saw the water rush and several large waves roll in. Everyone who joined after that thinks the water's still out and just dumb
>>711554212
We are fucked if a volcano goes off... then they all go off and we all dead.
>>711553432
will it be possible to see the aftershocks on this??
>>711554257
>>711554269
wasnt it not even meant to properly hit lyall bay, i keep hearing conflicting statements.
>>711554146
god speed Brighton anon,god speed
>>711554269
water has to go out for a wave to come in, the bigger the wave, the longer and larger volume of water to go out before hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uhrJHI7_7E
Take care my kiwifags sitting in oamaru not knowing anything here
Current evacuation zones in Christchurch
>>711554375
see
>>711554396
Also they're debating on Dunedin at the moment, so draw your own conclusions
Wellybro here, I'm off to get some rest but I'll leave this thread updating just in case. If any locals get affected by water you can have my couch.
>>711554365
quake was at 12. why would there be daylight?
>>711554480
Cheers man onve they decide on dunnaz i guess thats me and the fam
>>listening to police radio
>>some 14yo was waiting outside for police during earthquake/tsunami because their drunk mother tried to strangle them
what the fuck.
>>711554541
We're lurking the police channel right now. Will keep you posted
>>711554269
yeah at what time in the feed, cuz i am looking through it and can't find anything.
The real question is what will become of the NCEA exams in the morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5lA3SyqZ_c
be safe /b/rofags
>>711554663
They'll be rip either because of actual reasons or because everyone stayed up all night anyway
Wellington evacuation zones
>>711554625
Round about 2, 10 past maybe?
>>711554352
Yeah, it went out but not very much
>>711554308
No idea fam, just saying what I'm seeing
Lower Hutt evacuate now.
If this is the alpine fault going to shit then lots of people will die and the country will rip in two right?
>>711554761
Im on my phone now but tsunami warnings issued for kapiti coast as well if any of you are still lurking from last thread. Text family and friends if you feel they may be unprepared
>>711554843
Yes, but the earthquakes are generally moving north, the opposite direction from the Alpine fault. If they moved south or west then we'd be fucked.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>711554895
kind of this,
>>711554925
we have the emergency radio going.
>>711554396
I can't even tell where Hagley park is with that pixeless pic
>>711555007
switch back to the radio, cop channels are boring now.
>tfw perfectly safe and have no excuses to snuggle up with an anon
>>711555058
>>711555058
just moved back to 101.4FM aka National Radio New Zealand
>>711555259
just wanna keep it relevant.
>>711555259
thanks for the link m8
>>711555245
You can come snuggle with me if you clean my house.
>>711555245
If you're not Joshie, female and in Wellington, you can come snuggle up with me
bugger
John Key has announced comfort trap waifus will be provided to people affected by any tsunami
>>711555571
>If you're not Joshie
>If
Who else would it be?
>>711555571
I'm not Joshie, cuddly as a girl, but I just left Wellington.
>>711555723
Joshie is dead
>>711555723
I don't know if that cunt still comes on here or if he just shits my threads up on /pol/. Faggot fucking seems to follow me around
>>711555734
Offer only extends to biological (XX) females in Wellington, sorry.
>>711555833
Bigot
stay safe kiwi bros
When do get a cuddle buddy?
>>711555843
ARE YOU TRIGGERED, FAGGOT?
LITERALLY SHAKING?
>>711555843
Thanks
>>711555967
your (you)s sustain me
>>711555734
It can only be one person. What is your gender identity?
>>711556030
Why does the world have to be so cruel?
>>711556058
Male.
I'm not enough of a fool to be a tranny, as much as I wish I could be a snuggly girl.
>>711556030
I bet all the Cleanskin wine survived
fucking kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl1Gtg74e4
>>711556223
Oh, then you're not who I thought you were.
>>711556030
Giving me PTSD, used to work at a supermarket during the quakes, imagine cleaning that up twice a day, twice a week, for minimum wage.
>>711554396
is that woolston?
>>711556349
Nope. It's the whole Brighton coast and spit, all of low-lying Sumner, that new suburb near Sumner on the way to Linwood, Ferrymead Heritage park and the surrounding farms to the railway track.
Hey kiwis, Americunt here. Hope you're all doing well and fam and friends are safe and unharmed.
>>711556337
On the bright side,the alcohol bottles that have a stained or partially disfigured are sold as discount the very next day. Which the staff might have booked many of them
>>711556437
chur cuz, full on bru
>>711556415
was literally about to post that
>>711556532
Yeah, we were pounding down dented cans of V and couple of handfulls of other damaged goods, but it was the only respite.
Every time we'd finish cleaning, an aftershock would hit and trash the place again, the boss would say 'Shouldn't take you more than 45 minutes to clean up', hop in his Lexus and bum off home...
>>711556727
Back in February 2011, we had a huge shelf of audio cassette tapes that all fell out on to the floor and came out of their cases. My father had literally just finished sorting them and putting them back when the 5.9 struck and they all fell out again.
slowly rising
>>711556431
cheers bro
>>711556806
Not quite the same as cleaning up 150 liters of fermented grape juice or a square meter of salsa mixed with vinegar, but I can appreciate the inconvenience..
>>711556604
nice penis
nohomo
>>711556990
I spilt my juice
>>711556990
True. I wouldn't envy anyone who had to mop up shattered wine bottles or shit like that.
>>711557039
queer
>>711556851
where's this?
landslide in kaikoura
>>711557198
Lyttelton.
fucking twitters shitty UI.
>>711557200
>>711557337
Welly and Kaikoura seems to have affected the most.I'm guessi
>>711557469
shoot, someone throw down some cones or something
>>711557451
what?
>>711557469
Well damn.
Fuck off Earthquakes, we don't even like you here. You aren't cool. You're dumb now. You don't break anything anymore and your tsunamis are piss week. Had to evacuate for a rad swell. Good one earthquake... Ruined my morning.
Any QT Wellington girls wanna cheer me up with some nudes?
>>711558174
>>711558174
See: 4chan ads
>>711556972
We got cleared out from Woolston, but looking at this I think I'll piss off home now.
>>711559204
sirens going off again bro
Don't think lyall bay is going to get rekt by big tsunami. But I don't wanna miss it on stream.
ffs.
1981
Sirens are going off in Tomahawk, Dunedin.
>>711560170
shit sounds scary
>>711556030
DELETE THIS
>>711560068
Fug off
No fucking vape juice.
Wellington streets/stores are fucked up famalam.
No nachos because the supermarket is going to be fucked up.
Fuck sakes.
>>711560955
Safe as now.
>>711562460
you escupe the basement.
lookin like the waves aren't going to smash welly.
>>711562695
Wasn't in the basement kek. But finally home atleast
>>711551404
Head to the high ground kiwibros
>>711563325
Lol thats what you get for living in an earthquake zone stupid sheep herders
>>711563666
Devil trips confirms.
Least we don't have Lizard people running for president.
It was just a prank bro.
