most fucked up thing you've done?
i once saved a mouse from drowning in my pool and then proceeded to slowly crush it with a rock until its body fluids were seeping out everywhere
>>711530626
I watched someone die I might have been able to save if I gave a fuck. I then went along with my day like nothing happened.
>>711530724
Story?
>>711530993
car caught on fire or some shit not my car not my problem
>>711530626
That mouse had no idea what was coming to him lol.
I molested my step sister until she started crying.
>>711531124
Greentext it?
I threw rocks at this old dude's car once
>>711531079
that's actually really fucked up man.
i wrote this https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12229664/1/ALOLAN-PERSIAN-THE-JERK-TEAM-SKULL
Stripped cousin while she was sleeping, she was pretty young too
>>711531326
were all sick on the inside don't lie to yourself
>>711531326
Well if it was on fire, I wouldn't want to go sticking my hands on hot metal trying to save him
One time I went on disneychannel.com without my parents' permission.
>>711531616
You could've called 911, but then again they probably wouldn't have showed up in time.
>>711531326
>>711531616
He was screaming something about voting for hillary and more gluten free products I ain't savin that
>>711531674
slut
>>711531674
>>711531674
You sick fuck
>>711531674
Now that, that's too fucking far
I created 25 club penguin accounts using my teachers email.
She had a miscarriage so the emails about her kid wanting to play club penguin were evil AF
When I was 15 I was with my grandma and my youngest cousin, she was like 2 yrs old at the time.
My cousin was still too clumsy to eat for herself, and my grandma was busy with the laundry son she told me to feed my cousin.
So I did, I went to the kitchen and made her some oatmeal, but I masturbated and poured my cumm all over the oatmeal, and made my cousin eat it.
I was in my crazy years, don't judge me...
>>711531485
how young?
>>711531232
>Be me 16
>My step sister 13
>She comes into my room like usual. Sometimes we would play card games and if she lost I would rub the inside of her thighs. I would like to grab her butt once in a while too.
>We're playing cards again.
>She loses a couple of times in a row
> I push her over so she's on her back
>I caress her body up and down
>She gets up to leave but I pull her back down.
>I throw her legs over my shoulders to setup for missionary.
>I grab her hips and rub my hard dick onto her vagina (we're both wearing thin shorts).
>I continue this motion while rubbing my right hand all over her body.
>Her hands go over her face
> I don't think too much of it and I continue
>I hear wimpering
>I realize she's crying
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Stop.
I derailed 8 threads with spiderman in 1 day.
Maybe 9?
Cut a kids finger off in school and got away with it
Fucked my passed-out sister, came inside her
I put a wood piece on top of a kitten and stomped on it until its eyes popped out and it puked blood
Later we found it in the trash and played football with it
I was like 11
>>711532282
HAHAHAHAAHAAHAA
>>711532547
Made a group boys who looked about 13-16 get naked in front of each other because it was my job.
>>711532440
How is your relationship with her now?
>>711531674
Props to anon like a boss
>>711532903
Poor spoderman. But I'll tell you why.
>>711530626
I caused my housemaid get fired by framing her for stealing from my parents liquor cabinet when it was me.
>>711530626
i once lied on the internet for attention
>>711532440
Moar?
When the terrorists are no longer identifiable, they will enter their country united states ...
Then it is when every country in the world saw its doors like Japan did for 200 years. No more tourists.
And it seems to me that it should always be so! As the Fhurer would have wanted!
I gave a kitten pink eye because I farted in its face.
>>711532932
uhhh..what kind of job is that?
friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. then after high school slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.
i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.
>>711531079
Edge lord
>>711533645
you go gurl, that kind of loser deserves it
>>711533645
>>711530724
Minding your own business is the most fucked up thing you've done?
>>711533041
We still talk sometimes but most of the time she'll just ignore me. She said she doesn't hate me. I don't think things will ever be the same. She keeps getting hotter too and I just want to spank her.
Sometimes I would sleep in her bed and rub her pussy while she slept. Once she caught me but nothing changed. Another time after that she slept in my bed and I fingered her as she slept. That was fun. I think we were into each other at the time but the taboo of incest got to her and she broke off.
Sometimes I wish I didn't stop that day because it seems she hates me just as much as if I did actually put my penis in her.
Blackmailed a fat gay asain to stand on his desk and announce he was a faggot directing it at the teacher was 5th grade
When I was 14/15 I used to jerk off for a 9/10 year old family friend and his friends. They were amazed and they would show their dicks and ask dick related questions. I was too horny to think anything was wrong with busting my nuts for the entertainment of a bunch of kids.
>>711533645
Human trash
>>711533986
That's too bad. No way to really repair it huh.
>>711534040
Boring
>>711534435
I mean I could stop being a pervert and that would help but I did something bad.
>>711533986
you sound like a child rapist bro.
should prob reevaluate yourself. like, go all the way and get v&d or return to the Lord of Light.
molested a female snake until Its vagina and throat was bloody and the snake was placid and mindbroken
I then used a sharpened twig to impale it on a tree
>>711533428
Once she was complaining about how I leave the bathroom a mess after I leave the shower and she wouldn't stop nagging me so I threw her on my shoulder and spanked her. She was wearing some really short and thin shorts so I could feel her smooth ass. She let out a moan and became silent after that. I felt up her ass as I let her down. I loved it.
Started laughing hysterically at my mother's funeral during the service
>>711534726
YES THE LORD OF LIGH
I found nudes of my roommate's girlfriend on his phone, then messaged them to her son's number
>>711534882
Sounds like she did too
>>711530626
I got a kid expelled in elementary for no reason and he ended up having to go to a shitty public school, he was really smart too
>>711534882
Sounds like she just feels guilty. Push on and fuck her faggot
>>711534882
She loved it too apparently
>>711534132
Nice
>>711530626
I kicked over a little kids sand castle when i was in middle school
Shot my nievhbors dog for killing my cat, dumped the body in his front porch. Then shot his next dog when it come in my yard a few months later. They never got another dog.
I once slaughtered my entire clan for the sake of my village. But I couldn't get myself to kill my little brother
>>711530626
I refused to vaccinate my kids because a pornstar told me it was bad.
>>711535156
She has a boyfriend that she's pretty close too now. It'll be hard but if he fucks up I'll be there to comfort her in my warm bed, with my cock.
Decapitation.
>>711535396
hahahahahahaha i get it
i should kill myself
>>711533645
Nice job, now get your dumb ass to school or something. Provide for yourself and find a man you actually like
I've jaywalked more than once.
I used my calculator during the English segment of the PSAT
I ate part of a hitchhiker's brain
>>711530626
I once voted for an unexperienced, narcissistic, probably psychopathic idiot in an election, and my country is now the laughing stock of the world.
>>711535439
that works, but you could also play the other angle, like you feel all bad about it and shit and you want to give her a gift to makeup, then sleaze on her
>>711533251
what a bitch
The other day I went through the express "20 items or less" checkout lane at walmart with 21 items. Pretty sure security followed me to the parkin glot and got my license plate #. guess I'm not going back there to shop for a while.
>>711535706
I broke the oath and told my friends what answers I put.
Uhh... I stole my best mate's mother panties and played soccer with a deaad pigeon
>>711534541
>baited
ok what did you do, you sick fuck. I'm curious now.
>>711535988
Dude what the fuck are you insane? ?!!!
>>711536054
did u play while wearing the panties?
>>711530626
Wat?
>>711536063
Read the greentext story with the arthur meme
Molested my sister for 6 years. Started when she was 6
>>711535923
dont worry man, hillary lost, so your actions are remedied
>Was 25 visiting parents home on vacation.
>Neighbors have almost 2 year old daughter.
>Parents and neighbors are out front in the yard chatting.
>They tell daughter to go inside and say hi to me.
>I overhear them so I run back to room before daughter gets there.
>Take off shorts and t-shirt.
>Little girl walks into room and sees me naked.
>Stares at me as I stroke my cock in front of her.
>Little girl has no clue whats going on and just says hi waving.
>Walks up to me and I pretend to hug her as I pull her head towards my crotch.
>Cock is rubbing against her cheeks, face, and lips and is clueless.
>Continues to say hi and giggles thinking I'm just playing with her.
>I wipe her face clear of any evidence just in case
>give her juice box and she walks back out
>No suspicious or clue of what happened
>Shes 9 now and smoking hot body still no clue what happened
>Still says hi and waves to this day when I visit
>Feels good to be her first penis to touch her.
>>711530626
I cut off the tag on my mattress.
I voted for Trump
>>711533645
aBSOLUTE sHIT oF a pERSON
>>711536198
tell us all :3
>>711534872
Wait, didn't even know snakes have vaginas.
>>711536146
No but I did come in said panties
>>711530626
i jerked off onto the pizza my sister and her friends ate at a sleep over
>>711536205
Yay!
>>711536198
Story time.
>liked girl a girl i shared a class with in college
>gave me subtle hints but never hit it off
>after cucking me for a couple of months, told me "sorry anon, you're like a brother to me"
>okay
>find another girl, really ez start fucking after a week
>previous girl gets jealous
>tries to get with me
>"sorry, you're like a sister to me"
>>711533613
The best kind obviously
>>711536205
What a madman
>>711536405
excuse the bad spelling/grammar really drunk
>>711536177
ah alright. Though there was something else.
>>711533645
>>711536205
I'd like to kill you slowly with a hammer and then rub my cock all over your face, take pics and send them to your scum parents.
Then go fuck that 9 year old.
>>711536260
at first I thought it was a wound
might try fucking a snake next time
>>711536639
kek
>>711536405
>>711536346
I am 5 years older. We ised to bath together every night. Parents didnt seem to give a shit. Many years ago. Cant remember exactly how it started. Many years ago. I asked her if she had noticed difference between her pussy and our mom's. Had her stand up in bath and kinda just played with it and looked at it close up. Kina excalated from there at every bath time. Had to think up more and more stories to play with her...continue?
>>711536817
Yes, please.
>>711535609
At the same time?
>>711536205
>first penis
>implying fathers don't dick around with their newborn daughters
>>711536817
Our parent's went out often. Our babysitter was a coloured lady who stayed downstairs and never really bugged us. After bath time i would take her to her bed and let her do stuff. Probably happened 20 or 30 times at least. I would start of withstupi excuse like playing doctor but quickly escalated. I had no exoerience or any idea what to do so just kinda rubbed and smeeled her pussy initially...
>>711536205
kek'd
>>711537197
I think she kinda got into it and knew when it was gonna happen. She started noting my hard on and asked what that was about. That was my cue to step it up
>>711535609
Story?
>>711537402
By the time she was seven I started rubbing my dick against her pussy almost every time and eventually I asked her if she wanted to give me a hand job and she said yes...
>>711537402
What does your sister say about it now?
>>711537692
nothing. she isnt real.
>>711537668
I eventually got pubes and started jerking off which became our new thing. She would lie with legs open on bed. I would rub my dick against het lussy while jerking off and en by coming on her stomach. I think she liked this and although she never asked me to do it I always asked her if that is what she wanted and said yes. Continue?
>>711536639
>Then go fuck that 9 year old.
>>711537692
She is 30 years old. I see her about twice a month. We have never ever spoken about it after the last time it happened. Often worry that she has issues and has spoken to her husband or friends about it.
>>711538014
YES
>>711534921
\[T]/
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Accept terms of agreement without fully reading them B^)
>>711538413
>>711538014
I eventually went away to boarding school and rarely came home but we still played on holidays. She then admitted to me that she had done similar stuff with a girlfriend of hers and her girlfriends two older brothers. They were about 9 at the time. Her brothers were even older than me. I got jealous as fuck and we tried to arrange that I could play with her friend when she slept over, but it never worked out. Parents never left us alone together. ..will continue in new block
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>>711538770
>>711538770
I eventualky got a bit worldy and had seen some porn so new what to do. I started muffing her when she was about 10 and would spend about 10 minures down there with her coming almost every time. The pussy rubbing also progressed and by the time she was eleven I could get about half my penis in her.
>>711539094
Ever give her a facial?
>>711536214
holy shit m8
>>711539225
No. she only gave me a blow job once. The last timewe hooked up i hadnt seen her almost a year. Didnt know what to expect. She was 12. Had developed some boobs since the last time I saw her. The first night our fokks left us alone i went into bathroom while she was in bath. She immediately covered up which wasnt a good sign...
>>711539524
I told her to come to my room afterwards so that we could catch up. While still covering herself she casually said ok. As I left I mentioned off hand that she must clean herself and she just laughed...i asked why she was laughing and then she very deliberately starting washing between her legs...i was fucking diamond hard instantly
>>711530626
>>711530626
I dropped kicked a rock about the size of a gumball during a school assembly. that fucker went 20 feet high and fell right on top of some kids head. strange thing is that I didn't care where or who that landed on
A second time I threw a rock at some kids forming a human pyramid and taking a yearbook photo. hit that fucker in the face and you can see him in wince in the yearbook photo. damn I was a bastard
>>711539747
It wa the longest wait of my life. She eventually came to my room with her winter pjs so i couldnt see anything yet. I was so fucking horny that i couldnt help myself an immediately asked her if I could film her. I had gotten my folks Sony video camera, which still worked with tapes...still interest?
>>711540001
Yes continue
I bullied a kid into suicide.
>>711539945
>most fucked up thing you have done
>I threw some random rocks XDD
Off yourself faggot
First night in boot camp and some asshole is snoring a few bunks away. Really keeping a lot of us from getting any sleep.
So I cupped my hand and filled it with as much spit as I could come up with.
Made the throw and it Michael Jordan'd it right into his mouth.
I don't think that fucker got any sleep for the rest of the night but we did.
>>711540001
I put on some music (Bryan Ferry. Must have watched that video thousand times afterwards) and made her strip while she danced. This was the first timeI saw her with breasts but the best moment of my life was when she pulled down her panties to reveal a few sparse hairs covering her labia. She wasnt shy at all and when she had finished strippi she came and lied down next to me on the floor. I put the camera down and my head between her legs and tongued her for about teenty minutes. She was groaning and grinding her hips the whole time. I then ssked her if she wanted to give me a blow job to whish she nodded. Lookin back this was a mistake. She didnt know what to do and seemed very uncomfortable, just licking the tip a few times. I had to jerk myself off and came on her breasts. Post orgssmic guilt hit me bad and we ki da just got dressed. That was the last ti e anything happened. I tried many many times but something must have happened or she must have spoke. To somebody as she deliberstely aboided me after that.
>>711535342
Lol you just love shooting dogs there don't ya
>Be me, back in highschool, freshman year
>Be a slight bit of a weeb, into Anime.
>Meet a 5/10 in my grade, we end up hitting it off over Anime, thought she was the coolest shit ever.
>End up dating.
>Learn about all her family issues. Her dad died of cancer, her mother had scoliosis, i think. She had to take a cab to school
>She hangs out at my house a few times, we watch anime together, got pretty close.
>Lasts almost into Sophomore year.
I should mention, I was a Drama Club faggot, along with her and most of my friends.
>A show goes badly, end up in argument with a close friend of my GF. GF supports close friend.
It was really fucking dumb. Really. No point in even arguing about it.
>I stopped talking to her. Full stop. Not even a 'we're done' conversation.
>Saw her almost every day after school because of Drama. I felt like a massive asshole.
Sorry if that wasn't very well written. First time I've actually tried to greentext a story I had.
>I'm being a newfag and no one can stop me.
>>711540620
It's the fact that it was a random act of violence, something a nigger would do
>>711530724
>>711532282
Kek. Pretty good
>>711533645
I'm sure if he finds out, you'll find a way of turning yourself into the victim. Remember, when all else fails, cry rape
i have fucked my sister
most of my cousins
my sisters friends
and now i cum on and in most of my sisters stuff just to fuck with her
i think she might know i cum on her panties but i think thats all she knows about and seems to not care
Raped a friend's sister
>>711541896
>i have fucked my sister
Story tiem
i have fucked my sister
most of my cousins
my sisters friends
and now i cum on and in most of my sisters stuff just to fuck with her
i think she might know i cum on her panties but i think thats all she knows about and seems to not care
>>711542073
This
>>711532547
wow you're boring.
Had sex with three different girls in a single day who were all interested in me before asking out my current gf the following night.
Girl A: Ex who was pissed at her current bf and was trying to get back with me
Girl B: Girl I had known for a while and knew she was into me, fooled around before but never did anything till that night
Girl C: Girl who absolutely loved the shit out of me Adoring Fan from Oblivion style - knew her older sisters well since one was in my year and one was in the year after me
All three girl were younger than me to some degree and I exploited their naivety and infatuation with me to get sex.
I'm still good friends with all three, so I don't really feel bad about it even though I probably should.
Just feels weird.
> Be me 19 at the time
> Staying at cousins house who's 17
> Cousin has a little sister. She was 12.
> Me and my cousin smoke some bud at 11 pm
> 3 hours later feeling horny af.
> Everyone's asleep.
> Starts walking around and goes to the washroom.
> Noticed cousins sisters panties.
> Started rubbing them all over my cock.
> Jizzed after a few minutes of doing so.
> Chilled and watched tv for a while.
> Got rock hard again.
> Went to the bathroom. Noticed cousin's sister on the couch sleeping.
> Looked at her then noticed her feet
> Rock hard at the time.
> Took cock out and rubbed the head against her soles
> Was in heaven.
> Started stroking sock inbetween her toes.
> Didn't last long, started cumming on her soles and toes.
> Got worried, started to clean her feet off with a towel.
>Went down stairs thought about it then fell asleep.
Am I the only one who fucked their cousins sisters feet when she was asleep?
>>711542073
um it wont let me post the story it keeps saying my internet is not connected
i fucked my sister in the ass for a coupe of years well she was sleeping and she would wake up and say i know wat ur doing with a smile on her face and go back to sleep letting me cont. when she fell back asleep
i slowly started to work sexual things into everyday stuff so when i was ready to fuck her well she was awake she would love it
i spent about a month testing the waters with her and training her not to tell on me when we were doing sexual stuff
she finally stop acting like she was going to tell on me and started to ask me to do stuff t her
one day she was playing her ds in my room and i slide next to her threw a blanket over us and pulled down her pants
she tried to resist a few times by pull up her pants and saying we will get caught
i tell her no
not if we are quiet
so she lets me fuck her and it was one of the best feelings in the world
she was so god damn tight i cam in about a min
she asked if i was done
when i said yes and went to the bathroom to pee she got up smiled and went to her room
we fuck about 2 times a day after that point
this last for about 2 years until we got caught
now im trying to reconvince her to have sex with me
she is turning into a real bitch but me and her have a pretty cool relationship even after all that
i will one day fuck her again im just waiting for the right moment to get her
>>711542073
I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.
>>711535923
Well Merkel is quite a cunt
>>711542441
you do realize that your cousin's sister is still your cousin, right you retard?
>>711542689
finally fucking went through jesus took 10mins i guess posting on here to much slows my internet
>>711542645
4cham is being retarded, not just u
>>711542696
Oh look everyone, it's Johnny fags.
>this
by societal standards, gave oral sex to a 10yo girl
>>711533645
Nice bait.. Very nice.
>>711533645
nice bait
almost made me rage
>>711533613
Head coach at Penn State
this was back in 2010
friend left his msn online, computer unlocked
saw he was chatting with a girl for quite a while( stole the chatlog)
he didn't send any pictures, probably because he had low self esteem etc
i met the girl randomly one weeken. she was drunk as fuck just coming out of a club
told her im János(my friend)
fucked her 3 times that night
she got pregnant because i used no protection
nobody knows what happened
>>711542734
His parents are probably cousins, dont be too hard on him
Made my LDR gf think I was cheating on my imaginary long term gf with her cause her dad would send her to finish uni in isolation on the other side of the world (he can do that by threatening their mom, rich Asians are the worst) and break her equivalent of a trust fund, and take her out of the will. She didn't know and neither did her sibs (my old time friends).
She would've given it up and come back to live with me again, but I couldn't let her lose all that and I was afraid I'd ruin her life so I played it out so she'd hate me and not miss me. I made her feel like shit, for her own good(?) No clue.
My everyday is that crap thoughts you only see in movies, depressions and constant what ifs that will come to nothing.
Doing shit to yourself counts? Fuck.
>>711542689
Until we got caught
Go on...
Went to a local smash bros tournament recently, got a little too hyped, shouted like a retard at the player i was watching, distracting him and costing him the game. Not too bad but it was really recently and I still feel like a dumbfuck that needs to make up for it somehow.
spat in mother's face during an argument. she cried on the floor as i stepped over her while leaving the house. slammed the door, haven't seen or spoke to her in years
>>711543177
That's not fucked up, bro. That's great
>>711532932
fuck you
and fuck penis inspection day
Voted for Trump
Chatted up my 12 year old nephews "girlfriend"
>>711533645
Copypasta
>>711532440
>I throw her legs over my shoulders to setup for missionary.
Virgin making things up confirmed.
I watched the aftermath of a truck that plowed into an oncoming bus get winched off after launching 7 family members to their death. 3 adults & died in the cab. as the truck was pulled of the face of the bus, a small child feet (who fell through the bottom of the sheared truck) spinning in circles as the wreckage ground his body to a red paste.
>>711536405
Revenge is the sweetest joy.
>>711542966
Hungarian detected.
>>711530626
I licked sex toys that belong to about 4 different females some family, stole about 6 pairs of panties, have cp, got cought with cp and sexuality assulted my niece who was 4
Moth fucked a husky.
And more but that's all I can remember right now.
What do ya think anon, (Been here since 08.)
I watched a calico cat practically flying every time it got hit by a car on the road and laughing every time it "flew"
Forced a vulture to love me
Found out school admin login and sold it to people in my school for $5 each
Broke my glasses in the middle of glass and blamed it on a kid with down syndrome
In NJA3 I put laxitives in everyone's peppermint bark
>>711543732
>>711543402
>>711542441
>>711533986
An hero, all of you. when you're on your way back from work or school and are driving down a long, desolate road accelarate at 100 MPH with a tank of gasoline in your car so your death is ensured
>>711543732
thats some good shit. what kind of see pee do you ilke. what family members do you perv on?
>>711542441
i fucking love girls feet. thast so hot. you got any pics of her or her feet maybe?
>>711531674
You absolute monster.
>>711535923
It's ok, Trump will be President soon and he will erase all of that idiot's mistakes bud...don't cry any longer.
>>711543909
I was my sister vibrator
And my sister in laws / mother in law toys
Underwear from like 6 girl type friend at party's / baby sitting
Posted sleeping threads on b before
I also took like 4 up skirts photos of people including my ex mom
And had incestuous rape woth my cousin
I am also on a Penton for life because I was psychologiccal abused by sick parents.
>>711543909
And 14yo 16yo like when I had my first gf.
>>711544142
tell us about getting caught with cee p and what you did with your neice and your cousin.
I'd rather not get in details cause this haunts me every day and I want to kill myself, but when I was little, like, 7 maybe, I found a birds nest with a few baby birds, and their eyes were still blue and closed...and I don't know why but I just threw them on ground for fun and smashed them with a rock and then buried them. Then. Then I fucking unburied them to see what they'd look like buried.
>>711543025
You deserve your suffering.
>>711543861
I'll find you
>>711543557
When the virgin calls out the virgin
Came in a burger and my friend ate it
Molested my sister when she was 12. Got caught by family. Then it was never the same with my family. I never get along with any of them after that. They maybe hate me and loving home was like living in a hell hole. After 2 years my brother who is now 13 yo. Molested me. Gave each other blowjob. Feel shit af.
>>711544261
I know those feels.
1.) Deliberately drowned a kitten that was bothering my cat.
2.) Tried washing a litter of kittens in the bathtub. Left them unattended. The water was very hot and they all drowned.
>>711530626
Was taking a shower, noticed hordes of ants running along the ceiling. Between spasmodic masturbation sprees, I would run the showerhead over them and collect them in a cup. I came up with sadistic ways of killing them. Classics such as being drowned in shampoo, being blasted into bits on full showerhead mode. I was in the shower for 2 hours killing ants and cumming on their broken and mangled bodies.
I saw a fat chick getting raped.
Let it go since she will never get dick any other way
>>711540101
Underrated post.
Fucked my girlfriends little sister at a family party when everyone else was outside
>>711530724
I can feel it coming in the air tonight...
>>711544803
Ages?
>>711530626
i got hard when someone had a car crash and i was the first to help (she died)
I had a car accident with a teenager on a motorbike. Frontal shock but he almost avoid me so only his left side took the shot, he had broken hand, arm, leg and foot, he also degloved his foot on my front hood. I called 911, talked with police and drove back to my house with a slightly fucked up car and slept it off.
The next day I cleaned my car and found under a part of his pant that was stuck on my hood a large piece of feet skin, complete with fat, hairs, mole and so one.
I fed it to my cat.
>>711544844
I was 15, GF was 13, sister was 11
>>711544869
>I fed it to my cat.
what a world I live in...
>>711530626
I took a mouse crushed its hind legs with a rock then shot its eyes out with a bb gun.
>>711534040
>>711534040
Sandniggers. The pest of the world.
Kidnapped by 3 guys and watched helplessly as they raped my girlfriend to death. We were 12
>>711545290
And what happened?
>>711544580
thats fucked up that it turns you on, but i love slaughtering ants. fire is always the way for me, huge hordes of em wriggling in pain is awesome because their buddies come to try and save them and you can burn them too
>>711544547
Goddamnit man, why are we so fucked up with innocent animals as kids
>>711545390
My my was disappointed with me and I cried her not to tell anyone. We never talked about it again.
>>711545457
Empathy isn't fully developed.
When I was in elementary school some kid really started to annoy me, so I threw him to the griund breaking his collar bone, stomped his balls crushing one and chocking him until he stopped resisting
>>711545539
It not that fucked up, just that I did it after 30 seconds of hik being annoying, I just wanted to stop his stupid grinning, which I did
>>711531741
Kek
>>711540927
you suck.
I once shot and killed this really important guy who was riding by in a limo while hiding on a grassy knoll. I then pinned it on this nerd who was reading books across the street
>>711542843
why do you do this?
Mistook boy for a girl at anime convention. Realised my mistake when warming her/him up. Fucked him regardles.
I rape my little sister and cum in her all the time. She's been pregnant 5 times since she was 11 (she's 13 now). I like to suck the milk out of her breasts while she's lactating and cum on her rounded baby bump just before I make her get the abortion
>>711543833
Forced a vulture to love you?
>>711540927
>most fucked up thing you've done
>posts a weak hs cringe story
kys
I once made my 10 yr old cousin jerk me off, i was 14 at the time and now I can't look at him without remembering it
>>711536205
Are you a priest?
>>711547328
it was a 2yo daughter, not a 2yo son
>>711546188
>vulture out on side of the road eating skunk
>was walking with 1 slice hawaiian and 1 slice sausage pizza on a jet's pizza plate
>vulture doesn't give a fuck about anything
>crouch-walk up to it with pizza
>goes into flying position while looking back as I just crouch there hoping this boss ass bird doesn't kill me or fly away
>it starts to eat some pizza
>i drop the plate on the ground so it doesnt bite my fingers and that the plate is stable
> I start slowly petting its neck
>the vulture seems to not give a fuck
>pizza is gone, still petting its neck while it contemplates eating the hawaiian slice
>few minutes go by of petting the neck
>vulture suddenly moves and i snap my arm back
>vulture just raises its wing, hawaiian slice of pizza still exists, i start petting vulture under the wings
>more pets
>arm is tired
>vulture faux-regurgitates a few times
>forced part is where i kept petting it until it actually regurgitated a small bit of clearish liquid on me
>i put my left arm out square formation and hold the plate in the right
>vulture steps up with one foot
>ow
>vulture steps up with other foot
>fuck
>unintentionally makes my arm bleed with sharp claws
>start walking again with the vulture on my arm
>weight of vulture making the blood from my arm drip in lines downwards
>a few minutes of walking later and it flies away, presumably to eat the rest of the skunk
>proceed to eat hawaiian slice of pizza
>>711530626
I rubbed my dick all over a Quran, and gave it to a little Afghan kid.
>>711530626
I rubbed my dick all over a little Afghan kid, and gave it a Quran
>>711530626
That's basically a kid research, did you end being scientific or something?
>>711547567
How is this fucked up?
Watched this man die the other day in front of me, i literally felt nothing. People around were so disturbed and even crying, i was just taking pics to share on the internet.
voted Donald Trump
>>711536405
Fake and gay
>>711547753
Yeah you're right. My bad.
>>711547784
why share pics if you "feel nothing"
>>711534726
i serve the lord of the light.
>>711531079
well to be fair the car could have exploded even if the chance was low. the first rule of an rescuer is to make sure the scene is safe. if the scene isnt safe for you, you shouldnt attempt the rescue. even firefighters arnt allowed to rescue people from buidlings after a certain point when the fire gets too much.
I was like 12-13 at an indoor playground and I found the darkest corner of this massive ballpit and masturbated.
>>711547901
Sharing pics means i feel something? Nice logic, what kind of retardation you have buddy?
I fucked my daughter a couple of times after seeing her for the first time after like 17 years.
She doesn't know I'm her father.
>>711548020
feeling nothing means that you still feeling something, which is "nothing"
>>711548129
Totally debatable, if nothing is something, then nothing would not be nothing at all, because nothing is the vacuum, nada.
loss my virginity to my 5 year old niece. i was 17. continued having fun for another 3 years before she show signs of consent. not even lying.
>wait, mods didn't track this post right?
>>711545076
OI BLYAT
>>711530626
Picked up a frog one time and tried to skip him like a rock. That's about it I think.
>>711546152
LE EDGY HAHAH THUS SO TRU HAHAHAH EDGY LIT M8 HAHAHAH
>>711543732
Drop the cheese
I spilled acid over frogs
>>711543732
>(Been here since 08.)
>>711537197
>coloured lady
A nigger
I drank chocolate milk without shaking it first. I even didn't use the straw.
>>711545076
>"Cologne is 2,500 kilometers south of here."
Never eaten a pizza in my entire life
kill me now
>>711530626
only one mouse?
>>711548858
You are one sick depraved piece of shit, we just want to have some fun and you fuck everything up
>>711536205
MODS
>>711530626
I taped this Video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9LdocRk6E
I feel shame.
>>711536405
I Know that the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood and that only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
but your story deserved at least a Quints!
>>711542113
>>711542434
fake and gay, even if you're niggers living in some shitty center Africa tribe
>Be around 12 goofing around in woods with mate
>House in the local woods is falling apart and will be renovated soon, left empty
>start to explore the house
>get urge to shit
>set up a romantic table with cutlery for 2
>shit in a big pot and place a spoon in it, and on 2 plates
>pee in the glasses and pourer-thing
>builders face when they got there to renovate and saw the fiesty meal
>>711533645
this bait is a classic
>>711544803
fake and gay.
He wants us to believe that a pedo can still access 4chan while in jail.
>>711530626
I killed about 15 different types of mammals, 6 different types of reptiles, 3 different types of amphibians, 8 different kinds of birds and about 9 different types of fish. I didn't really eat most of them and I didn't feel the least bit bad about killing them.
>>711549797
how come the alarm didn't go off?
>>711550224
It wasnt any, and we lived on a small island without niggers
>>711545192
Um story?
>>711530626
I was 14 or 15 and I jerked off and left a load in the urn that held my grandmothers ashes, kinda fucked up, but I am edgy as fuck so it seemed ok
>>711534040
video source?
>>711548115
What are you, fucking Woody from Brickleberry?
>>711530626
1. few years ago saw a lost kid, was obvious he was lost, it was pretty dark outside, somewhere around 7pm dont remember that well, nobody else was around only me and the kid. I really wanted to go home after work i was tired and the light was green so i crossed the road because i didnt want to wait for green light again.
>mfw i realise i didnt help the lost kid because i didnt want to wait for green light again
Made an internet friend suicidal when I was 12, by telling them all kinds of groundless, awful things about them (e.g. they are sinful and going to hell), because they didn't want to internet-date me, and I wanted to internet-date them. I really believed everything I made up as soon as I made it up; I was religious. I can't remember anything seriously fucked up I've done since then; it changed me a lot.
>>711545076
Yeah muslims cant do that shit in russia and balkan.
Just last week there was a group of immigrants protesting in front of that church or whatever the fuck its called, then a group of teen football players put on scarfs and beat all of them up, even women. Saw it on the news. even tho slavs are dumb as fuck, we are not cucks, same goes for russians.
You just dont do that shit here.
Our country our rules.
>>711552448
I saw that live i was waiting for a bus when that happened
Od kud si? Jesi ti od tam ili samo vidio na vjestima?
>>711552595
da blizu dosta jedno 15min od tamo busom
>>711552448
some time ago group from Germany tried that shit in club in Poland. Only thing to save them was security company that calmed locals down, and shoved rapefugees into vans to drop them on German side of border.
They complained to German police about being forcefully removed from Poland, and German police called it "act of rasism". Club's owner replied "Fine, next time we'll just sit and watch, it's a promise"
>>711536205
Now i remember, /b/ is bad stuff
>>711533613
Worked at a juvenile corrections center.
>>711540101
story?
>>711535396
Kek'd
>>711535800
Storytime
>>711545076
they didn't do nothing racist!
>>711551257
Holyshit, topkek
>>711530626
Raped half the world population.
>>711558800
>11
>55
>88
>00
>>711534040
theyre defending their neighborhood against racists, nothing wrong with that at all.
>>711530626
...and now the NSA knows all about it, 'anon'.
>>711545076
fake story, try harder racist
>>711556798
'Alla' decides to fucking send cucks to chop off your head... cuz he's actually call Allah.
>>711559705
t. Ahmed
now GTFO to your own shithole
>>711530626
I gave my neighbor's dog chocolate to make it shut up from howling at night.
It finally shut up and I could sleep peacefully.
found out later that month that he was dead.
>>711535064
greentext?
>>711535396
fucking kek
>>711535555
nice quads anon
>>711532282
That's pretty fucked up.
>>711533645
Kill yourself you fucking slut
