In less than 1 hour, I will be 26 years old. 26 years old, and never so much as hugging a girl. I no longer hold any false pretense of having a gf or a hug in my life.
With the holidays coming up as well, I really don't think I can make it out alive.
Anyways, I feel like shit and like killing myself.
It'd be cool to have a thread that hit the bump limit for my bday. Say anything you want it doesn't fucking matter.
lmao how!?!?
Feel u man, 30 here and not much better
Don't go fuck a hooker and get HPV, then you'll really want to kill yourself =]
>>711529811
Same
>20 khv
>Never even tried to get a gf
>I'll never be able to get one anyways
>>711529811
what's wrong with you Op?
Autism
Ugly with high standards
Anti-social
/pol/ dweller ?
https://speakewithpeacemthr1.bandcamp.com/track/w-d-y-f-r-k-t-e
i do spoken word poetry over ambient guitar shoegaze loops. if you're into midwest emo you might like it. its pretty sad emotional stuff, maybe it will help you vibe?? happy birthday annon. i wish you the best
>>711529811
Shit man, i've at least been hugged by a girl outside my family. Damn, i feel bad for you.
>>711529811
whatup fellow scorpio I turn 27 in less than a week
married though so I guess we're not too similar
what do you look like OP?
>>711529861
How what?
>>711529928
Stay strong brother.
>>711529938
Good tip. I don't know if I could possibly want to kill myself any more than I already do though.
>>711530098
It's to the point now that I don't even want one because no girl deserves to have to interact with me. I cancelled a massage after I found out it was a girl doing it so she didn't have to touch me.
>>711530105
>Autism
Yeah
>Ugly
Most definitely, the ugliest person I've ever seen honestly.
>Anti-social
I've been called that, but I think it's more that I don't want to make people uncomfortable by making them interact with me.
>/pol/
A little bit but never irl
Bump
Hey bro, my birthday is pretty soon too. Here's the deal, you're too young to end anything. Life gets hard, trust me, I understand. Everyone goes through hardships, it's about how you respond it it and better yourself as a person. Life is great. You're young, you have a lot of things you can change.
The most important things to change:
>confidence
>looks and health
>social skills
These are all things that you control. These things don't change over night, but you know what? Who cares? It's the journey of bettering yourself that is so great, not getting laid. Sex is great, but it's not this huge thing to base your whole life around.
OP, right now just work on yourself. Make new friends, get new hobbies, and get a raise. Life is to short to mope and whine, especially over the things that are controllable.
Just get a hooker and wear a condom bro.
>>711529811
don't feel bad about yourself OP.
that's why you're on 4chan.
>>711529811
determine your worst quality that's keeping girls from liking you
google to see if there are girls out there who have a fetish for it
(hint: there are)
post your pic op. And do you even want to get with a girl/guy?
do anything but hit the gym, be more socially active and improve your education or job... defiantly don't do those things and just kill yourself
>>711529811
Bro cory stro
>>711530855
>defiantly
>>711530180
Your shitty music made me want to kill myself and I'm not even OP.
>>711530892
>in a defying manner
>>711530892
I know what i said
Similar boat as you op, though I turn 26 in March. Started working out eating right, decided to stop taking aspirin for my chronic headaches and just power through them to get healthy. Then I start feeling like utter shit and find out I have a blood disease and my huge intake of coffee, aspirin, and shitty diet(no iron) was keeping a blood disease in remission. So Ill probably always be a underweight anemic creepy pleb. Whats the point right?
>>711529861
I feel you. My situation isnt exaaactly the same. But id take a few people out with you if i were you. Preferably women. An hero friend
>>711531020
>in a defiant manner, don't do those things
i swear all the cunts in this thread claiming to have no chance with chicks are 3-4/10 social retards. and they are expecting a nice 7+/10 to recognize how "nice" they are and date them.
>>711530566
Yeah same here. I'm 99% sure I have Avoidant Personality Disorder and the 'tism. And of course no self esteem.
>>711531036
Weight is controlled by food. Eat more and count calories. It's that simple. You weren't eating as much as you think. /fit/ can help too.
>>711531020
Just saying, maybe "definitely" would've worked better than "defiantly." Think about it.
>>711530180
I'm listening to it, not bad
>>711530286
Yup it doesn't hurt that bad anymore, I don't have any expectation of it ever happening and it doesn't bother me unless I have free time to think about stuff.
>>711530386
Cool man, good for you.
>>711530521
Imagine the ugliest person you ever saw, mix him with shrek, make him balding and morbidly obese, with disgusting teeth and a tiny penis. That's me.
>>711530677
No I'm not "too young." I've been "working on myself" for a very long time. It's futile. I understand what you're saying is applicable to probably 99.9999% of the population but I'm a bottom .0001%er, completely irredeemable. But thank you for the response friend.
>>711530679
I wouldn't want to do that to anyone, even a hooker. It's cool, I'll die without ever having hugged a girl. It doesn't matter, seriously.
>>711529811
Wizard powers soon, friend
>>711530677
Preach
>>711531296
plz show us how fucking hideous you are
You'll get on it soon enough. Shit takes time, just try your best.
>>711531296
if it doesn't matter then why even start this thread?
also, you're probably not that ugly, you just need to be confident
Where do you live OP?
>>711529811
If you need to lose weight or some shit then go do it mate.
1: Eat less yo. That's literally it. Take in less calories than you normally do.
2:Don't drink anything but water. Not vitamin water, not gatorade. Just straight up water. Drink a lot.
3: Walk every day for one hour. Walk 30 minutes out, then walk back.
IF you do that, then you'll look like an entirely new and different person. follow it for a month, you'll see results. Follow it for 3 months and you'll look totally different.
I don't give a fuck if i typed this for nothing. Maybe one of you guys can use it.
Honestly too dude, just get the fuck out there and talk to some bitches. No shame in this game, you just get out more. talk, be yourself. even the ugliest motherfucker out there can get some pussy so you can too. I love you anon and happy birthday
>>711531187
I'm anemic and can't consume any sizeable portion of iron or my condition causes my red blood cell count to spike and ill suffer a stroke or heart attack. weight lifting also causes short blood pressure spikes that can be fatal for me.
>>711529811
Get a hooker you idiot.
I never had a gf until I was 19. Lots of girls liked me but I was too much of a pussy to act on it. So just say fuck it and go meet a girl. I'm stoned as fuck right now but that's my advice.
Can I get your money?
>>711530677
>>711531296
Dude, yes you are too young. My advice is applicable to 100%, not 99.999%. You aren't a special snowflake, right now you're just an average dude.
I used to think things were useless too. I had family die from cancer, and I was unhappy with myself. One day it just clicked. I worked out, ate right, made new friends, and get pussy sometimes. Pussy is pussy, don't live your whole life around it.
You might think you've been working on yourself, but you have a long ways to go. Keep going, you'll make it. Nobody is iredeamable.
happy birthday fam
>>711531722
he can't work out and it sounds like he's some quasimodo-levels of ugly. you're sitting here telling the fucking elephant man to cheer up.
>>711531557
The world needs more people like you. Not OP by the way, you're just a Good man.
Shame OP you fucking loser. Im 20 and have fucked almost 15 girls, fucking 2 on the regular at the moment.
26 and not even a hug holy shit how can you be so unattractive that you managed that. I know some pretty fucking despicable guys, but even they have faired better than you OP
Atleast you dont have the delusion that it will get better, should make killing yourself a lot easier. Do the world a favour and just bow out you unappealing, putrid dog shit of a human being.
>>711531575
I'm anemic too. Dude, it's literally all in calories. I used to be 6'5 130, now I'm 215. If you don't think you can eat a shit ton of peanut butter and whole milk. As soon as you realize how easy it is, you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner
killl
>>711529811
Happy birthday you fuck.
Honestly, sex isn't the end all be all of things, sure it feels nice, but so does being wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter day.
Since you have given up on meeting girls, you should have no trouble treating them like normal people you just wanna talk with.
Just start going to bars and chatting up women who are alone and at the bar, women who wanna hook up also go to the bar. If you're feeling ballsy, get on the dance floor and don't be afraid to reciprocate friskiness with some women there. You would be surprised, most women don't go to the bar alone if they are satisfied with where they are in life.
hit the gym hard...like 5 days a week.....simple and it works
Op, I used to be 300 pound 25yo kissless virgin now im 26 have a gf lost 70 and have a full time job and i still sometimes hate myself like im still that person so good luck man
>>711531911
you sound really insecure. who brags about how many women they've fucked on an anonymous image board? in order to gloat to permavirgins?
work on your self esteem.
what do you look like tho
pics or bullshit
>>711529811
Go fuck some trailer trash hooker, you'll realize you aren't missing much.
>>711532084
read the thread
>>711531860
Except he's not even the elephant man, the elephant man is happier than this guy. He doesn't realize how lucky he is, he wasn't born deformed or some shit. He's able to exercise. We CHOOSE what we look like.
>>711530714
I don't understand what you're saying.
>>711530752
I don't think there are honestly. I have literally no redeeming qualities.
>>711530754
Maybe later, if the thread stays alive. No I don't want to anymore, no one deserves to have to be with me.
>>711530855
That's one idea
>>711530892
>>711530985
>>711531020
>>711531136
>>711531196
I understand what he meant by "defiantly."
>>711530933
It wasn't bad dude chill out.
>>711531036
I'm sorry anon, life is rough for some of us. Good luck with your disease, wish you the best.
>>711531159
No, I'm a 0/10 and I don't expect to ever even hug a girl. Your assumptions are probably generally correct but not in my case.
>>711531176
Well my lack of self esteem is more an accurate reflection of my place in the world. Why would I have any perception of self worth when it's very clear that I objectively have no value in any respect.
>>711531299
No, thank you.
>>711531356
Maybe later.
>>711531399
It's too late for me.
>>711531406
Because it's my birthday and all I want is a thread that hits the bump limit. I know it's stupid but it's the only thing I can potentially get.
Don't give up OP bamp
>>711529811
your mom hugged you olbviosly that's a start
>>711532239
>I understand what he meant by "defiantly."
idgaf what you understand faggot
>>711530566
>>/pol/
>A little bit but never irl
well thats why.
>>711532239
I don't have any use on this planet either. My parents should've never had kids.
>>711531883
Just trying help yo in any way possible
Only fat and ugly or otherwise undesirable people feel depressed or ashamed about not ever having intimate contact with a girl. I'm 26 and kissless and I hardly even think about it. Too busy living my life and doing wild and crazy shit.
Sorry if you should have been tossed off the Spartan cliff but that's life, tough shit. Some people are born Olympians, some people are born rejects.
>>711531296
Sounds like you did this to yourself. Literally why are you bitching? You ate yourself into oblivion, neglected your health and hygiene, and probably stunted your emotional maturity by thinking like this for years. Fucking subhuman mongrel.
>pity thread
sage
>>711529811
First off, sick dubs op. Secondly, yeah man just work towards improving yourself. Just because you think you couldn't change before doesn't mean you actually can't. Check out /fit/. They seem harsh but the reality is they just don't softball compliments at you. They'll really tell you how to improve and what to improve on. Good luck!
OP you have it good atleast.
I'm hot as fuck and in good shape but completely retarded when trying to seal the deal.
Bitches literally want to fuck me but I'm completely devoid of any sexuality.
>>711532593
>get buck
pretty sure "get buff" is the phrase.
>>711530180
holy shit this is bad music.
>>711531296
You can become a famous serial killer.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
Read about him, use him as a inspiration.
prostitutes my dude
>>711531956
lol, I wish, my blood condition is a severe form of of polycythemia vera. my body mass produces red blood cells and my blood becomes too dense. I have to get blood removed every month, and take a leukemia med called hydroxyurea which causes fatigue, makes me throw up and is making me go bald. I may be able to workout in a year or so once im more stable, but my doctor says that the blood pressure spikes from lifting weights can cause a stroke.
>>711531557
ive been telling people shit like this for years. its hopeless. props for trying though. i would add stretching, stretching is more important than people know. its so simple but so hard to get dumb people to really understand it. yet they'll complain about being fat.
>>711529811
close to the same position as you OP. il be 26 next month. but i like to ask myself questions when i feel like shit. and what helped me was thinking is life really and soley for the purpose of being in a relationship? i thought it sounded kind of silly even when i was looking for a reason to pity myself like i love to do. just fill your time with random interests. im sure youll make a lot more connections where not having a GF will bother you that much.
.....do you know how much physical work you do during sex if you cant even lift weight why are you dwelling on sex once you have sex youll see its not a big deal
>>711532893
Smoke weed, and eat peanut butter by the spoonful. 1 cup of peanut butter has over 1500 calories. You can do it. Just start now.
>>711529811
I love devirginizing virgins :)
>>711532239
>I understand what he meant by "defiantly."
We all understood what he meant by it, except for him. He's clearly an idiot.
>It wasn't bad dude chill out.
Yes, it was. He should kill himself and so should you. Only then will we all chill out.
>>711531296
>I'm listening to it, not bad
shit you have terrible taste in music as well
Happy birthday my man
>>711531036
You sound hot
>>711529811
Same boat as you Anon, only older, and not being a suicidal bitch about it somehow.
Don't 404 on me
>>711531860
>esmeralda maybe exists
>>711530679
Seriously, get a hooker. If you're hideously deformed or something, just go to the gym and get in real good shape to dampen the blow. I'm sure hookers would appreciate that you're a nice guy.
Bro I feel you. I'm sure someone out there loves you. I love you. Hang on, it will get better. Focus on getting money. Force yourself to learn and work to get lots of money. Make every effort to make money. Trust me money makes you feel good.
>>711531460
No you can trust that I am that ugly.
>>711531531
Northwest US
>>711531557
Thank you. I know that would work to lose weight but I don't think I should even bother. I was ugly af when I was lighter, and now if I got down to a normal weight I'd have insane loose skin. I know it's all my fault but there really is nothing left to salvage. You're a good guy though and this advice is good for most people.
>>711531639
I wouldn't want to put anyone through that, even a hooker.
>>711531662
Well with all respect my situation is completely different.
>>711531673
The government is going to want it back, I have student loans still.
>>711531722
I'm sorry but I'm by far the ugliest person I've ever seen. I'm not average in any respect whatsoever.
>>711531803
Thanks bro
>>711531911
Yup, as I've said I'm by far the ugliest person I've ever seen. And I know much better than to spread my shit genetics around.
>>711532004
I wouldn't want to torture a girl in public like that. It's not a good idea trust me.
>>711532099
Good luck to you too.
>>711532136
I'm not an animal at the zoo, but maybe I'll post a pic later. But I'm not some monkey you can yell dance at, and trust me when I say you'll regret it if I do show what I look like.
>>711532138
Wouldn't want to do that to another person.
>>711532233
Well and the elephant man had lady visitors even, that's more than I'll ever have. I'm below him, he at least had some semblance of symmetry.
>>711531187
This is not true my boyfriend eats so much and can't gain weight no matter what. I've seen him try it all. Played hockey and did the weight gain protein shit, didn't play sports and ate massive quantities of junk food right before bed, nothing works he's skinnier than me and I'm anorexic....
>>711529811
>>711529928
>>711531036
I didn't lose my wizard powers until I was 24 and I always felt bad about that so at least you're making ME feel better.
>>711529811
Whoa OP... not is it only my bday as well, I am also turning 26. However, I have had many girlfriends. It ain't all its cracked up to be anyhow. Cheers mate.
Watch this video. Life gets better. It's just takes time.
https://youtu.be/9mbp0DugfCA
>>711533610
In Oregon? if so where?
>>711529811
Anon, you ever done any drugs?
Kill yourself. If you were gonna do something about it, you'd have done so. You won't, and you're missing out on pussy, which is great, even though women are mostly worthless for much else. So fucking do it, faggot.
>>711529811
How have you not even gotten a hug? I'm overweight 5'11 and have lost track of the amount of sex I've had with different women. 90% of the time I didn't even try and I got some ass.
Not trying to be a dick but dude crawl out of your cave and pussy will just happen I'm serious.
happy brithday /b/ro
>>711533610
pls post pic jesus
>>711529811
I was a virgin till 26. No big deal, got plenty of quality poon since. Just go bang a hooker if you're that concerned.
>>711533883
This
Just setup a profile on tinder, pof, okc and start messaging all the fatties. Sure they aren't sexy but they will do whatever you want, they will swallow your load and beg for more. And fat chicks give awesome blowjobs.
All you virgins are sooo hot I can't believe there are so many virgins over 21 I'm always looking for them :( it's a very impractical obsession I have. All the virgins in this thread...sex isn't the end all be all and some girls may find virginity Sexxxy like me ;)
>>711533647
Again, it's physically IMPOSSIBLE to not be able to gain weight. I was the same way. Just because you eat a lot sometimes or drink protein shakes doesn't mean you can't gain weight. You have to count calories, some people need to eat more than others, but you can calculate the amount of calories it takes for your body to gain weight, it's called your tdee, it factors in weight, height, gender, and activity level. I need to eat 3500 calories a day to gain any weight.
Trust me, I used to be the skinniest guy who could eat a whole pizza or eat fast food all the time. I know what I'm talking about. His metabolism isn't what he thinks it is. It's literaly just science. Calories in, calories out. That's it.
>>711532436
I wish I could be this ignorant again and just have all the answers all the time and be a perfect fucking person. Then again I'd probably have to suck a whole heap of cocks.
Tell me your secret how do you keep all that cum down?
>>711534372
I know we have this argument all the time I was a pre med major which is biological sciences. I get it and if I didn't see it I wouldn't believe it. His brother is super heavy it's a fight we and his family have once a week I don't understand it.
>>711534361
I just threw up in my mouth.
Id rather fuck dog in the ass you disturbed whore.
>>711534361
Guarantee you're a 400 pound male
>>711534577
He probably has a bowl of cereal for breakfast, a small lunch, and a big dinner. Thats not enough. He needs to calculate his Tdee and Calories To see Hes Not Eating as much as he thinks.
>>711529811
Hey, I escaped wizard status - I was in my early 30's before I even lost my virginity (I'm not counting blowjobs or handjobs, even if I did it'd still be late 20's.) If I can do it, there's hope for anyone.
My advice - get fit, get happy, and make as many friends as you can - female friends, especially. Not only do they help you practice not being so spergy around women, eventually a few of them, likely all of them, will try to set you up with someone. That's your 'in' if, like me, you just can't approach women.
And ABOVE ALL, DON'T be a thirsty cunt. It's the absolute best pussy repellent available and they can smell it miles away. Make sure you treat your female friends like exactly that - friends. One of them may even put the moves on you one day, which leads me to my last point - don't confuse sex with love. EVER EVER EVER. You'll get yourself nothing but heartache.
please post a pic of yourself
>>711535058
You can be a thirsty cunt only when you are buff and theyll suck the drip of sweat off your ball follicles, tho. thats the only exception
Well I don't have much to contribute, but I'll try and help with that bump limit OP
OP I'm literally you, except I'm female and 24. I grew up in a country where it's normal for teenagers to not have sex unlike the US where it seems like everyone's constantly at it. I'm not that bad looking, however I'm quite insecure and disregard compliments because I don't believe them. Guys flirt with me, and we exchange numbers and then I just never respond. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>711532271
Thank you.
>>711532302
Um I guess.
>>711532348
I'm sorry.
>>711532436
What? I should be /pol/ irl?
>>711532437
My parents were okay with their kids except me. Somehow I'm the only one that's seriously fucked up.
>>711532466
I know I'm subhuman.
>>711532719
Huh, I could never imagine doing that to little kids. Super fucked up. I couldn't be a serial killer.
>>711533033
Don't worry I've tried that. But I don't want to be alone anymore and no matter what I do I'll always be alone.
>>711533087
I don't even want sex anymore.
>>711533109
Careful when you say that.
>>711533176
I will definitely kill myself, probably in a few hours.
>>711533309
I didn't want to hurt him and I've heard worse.
>>711533336
Thanks bro.
>>711533457
Probably not completely worthless then, so a slightly different boat.
>>711533502
He has some redeemable qualities, whereas I have none.
>>711533587
Nobody loves me, and you're just saying that. It will not get better, it only ever gets worse.
>>711533738
Hey parallel universe me who isn't a complete and total fuckup piece of genetic shit. Happy bday.
>>711533813
Not Oregon sorry
>>711533817
Not recreationally.
>>711533826
Okay, I will.
>>711533883
Dude I'm in a doctorate program, I've left my house plenty. I've had my current job for years. Pussy doesn't come when you're the ugliest living person by a wide margin. It doesn't happen.
>>711533893
Thanks bro.
>>711533903
Later
>>711534352
I never got a single match on tinder.
>>711532658
Wtf?????
>>711535755
Let's get that limit /b/ro
OP I lost my virginity to a slut when I was 16 and regret it (thankfully I'm clean). Sex isn't all that people make it out to be, you're alright without it. If you want it that bad, save a little and get a nice high class prostitute, same exact thing as a date partner just no beating around shit. Happy birthday you've made it this far good job
>>711529811
Post a pic, il tell you whats wrong with you and give you a fighting chance
>>711535393
Not only buff, but you have to be tall and at least moderately good-looking, from what I've seen
Don't killyourself OP. Talk to someone about it
Girls are stupid and you can find someone, seriously.... Just make yourself available ur a male so you gotta come to the girls not the other way around
>>711536409
>>711529811
this is a good idea.
also, don't give up you nigger. rick astley told you so.
26 is a ripe age for fucking complete transformation. you just gotta put in the effort. notice, i didn't even say hardwork. it's only a matter of effort.
look at the average attractive guy vs attractive woman. the woman will have vested so much more time, money and pure genetics, whereas the attractive dude is mostly air of confidence and fucking basic hygeine.
>>711535755
>Pussy doesn't come when you're the ugliest living person by a wide margin
Not to rub salt into a wound or anything dude, but how ugly are we talking here? Unless you've got some actual physical deformity I'd almost bet my life you're just being down on yourself
>>711535755
Disconnected my proxy to toast in this bread.
24, not hugless, but I've watched women over and over again express interest in other men, I can see what it looks like, and I'm certain it's never been aimed at me.
Honestly, though? Bitches ain't shit, if you kill yourself it's cos of completely a whole other failure to become happy, not because you couldn't find a partner. Get in people's faces. Join a gym, join an archery center, join a makerspace, join a goddamn DnD group.
Hi, I'm anon, I don't think we've met.
I'm here to make mistakes and learn what you guys know.
>>711535058
Thanks for the advice, helpfully it helps someone who has redeemable qualities
>>711535086
Later
>>711535565
Thanks
>>711535680
Sounds like you know what your problems are.
>>711536093
Thank you.
>>711536398
Thanks
>>711536409
Later
>>711536547
No thank you.
>>711536556
I'd rather not, I don't want to hurt anyone.
Well we made it to my bday, thanks guys.
>>711535755
dude, ugly people fuck ugly people, so there's no excuse because ugly chicks exist too.
and lonely moms and sluts etc. so being ugly is just you using it as an excuse.
>>711536837
Why does he wear the mask?
>>711536571
I can appreciate the advice but I sincerely do not believe it applies, I'm completely irredeemable.
>>711536738
I'm not doing a very good job emphasizing how ugly I am. I am the ugliest person I have ever seen. By a significant margin.
>>711536815
>24, not hugless, but I've watched women over and over again express interest in other men, I can see what it looks like, and I'm certain it's never been aimed at me.
Nailed my perspective on it too. I know when girls like guys and no one has ever liked me, period.
>>711536897
I'm not doing a good job clarifying how ugly I am. I am the ugliest person in the world. I am the ugliest person that the world has ever seen. I mean it sincerely. Ridiculously ugly.
>>711536914
You're a big guy.
>>711536837
>Thanks for the advice, helpfully it helps someone who has redeemable qualities
That confirms it - you're getting off on wallowing in misery. You may not even realise you're doing it, but you are.
>>711537404
Yep, a veritable hole that cannot be filled, sadly. Try to perceive that innocuously, if possible...
Oxycodone. Was up to 150mg a day at one point. Family has a long history of addiction ect, got clean years ago, but most recent ex gf and I used to fight alot n she'd feed me these n vicodin by the handful to pacify me. Was never violent but the euphoric feeling coupled with your face being numb was pleasant. On day 5 almost 6 of detox, financial situation went to shit because of my habit so said fuckit n bought a bottle of Kratom to get me through acute withdrawal. Not something I'd recommend to anyone unless you can mantain your habit and have enough to taper yourself off if you decide to quit. Withdrawals me tou feel like you're fucking DYING. time drags on and what seems like hours is minutes. Fucking sucks. But the Kratom has helped me function, just worried I'm substituting one addiction for another because I know Kratom can be addictive so hoping to stop after the acute withdrawal phase which is roughly the 10 day mark.
>>711536469
>Tall
You would be surprised, a confident manlet like prince has screwed a unimaginable amount of people before heading to the grave.... And hes fucking black
>Buff
Semi myth, not all girls like muscular guys most do but there is a pretty damn significant chunk that dont (sorry /fit/ being honest here)
>Good looking
This is the kicker if you don't take care of yourself and your health the pussy game is done for, then you have to reach tom leykis levels of charisma to counter balance it. Anyone can get a good look if they know what there doing and are committed enough just dont take it to cringe worthy levels and forego other important stuff like the /fa/ggots do.
Stop being so down on yourself you're just being stupid about it now... Show a pic so people can give honest opinions
Post photo of self
>>711529811
Wizard here
It never gets better you just learn to live with it better.
>>711535680
>I'm female
Stop fucking lying, females don't roam /b/
Good luck anon happy birthday
>>711529811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6JnYnA9Tzo
Could be worse, you could be this guy
>>711533457
>>711535755
If you're in a doctorate program and have a job, pretty sure that makes me more worthless than you. Doctorates are stressful as fuck anon, as I am sure you know more than me. Talk to a specialist about that shit. You can do society good unlike a lot of these fucks.
>>711529811
Lol
Been married, it's over rated. Almost 30 myself and fucked 3 girls in the past 2 months. 26, 19 and 32 year olds, strangely enough, the 19 year old was the cutest, but they were all 8/10s at least. One of them is actually gonna move in with me next week as friends with benefits. Which means i can still go out and pick up more girls, or even use her as a pivot to get more girls.
I used to be like you OP, but i started cleaning upself up, started working out and actually giving a shit about facial grooming. I also started not acting like a fucking pussy and instead went to talk with every girl i found attractive while I was out. It started a bit rough because I had a high degree of autism from being a shut in most of my life, but you just gotta work over those rejections and learn from them to figure out how to not be a creep and actually get girls to laugh. To laugh and to engage in non creepy but mildly sexual talk right off the bat. Go google "pickupguide", it helped me get started. Especially read that bit about the Iranian from Hell lol
Best of luck to you buddy
>>711537404
Okay.
>>711537636
Maybe later, like 150-200 posts. Interest seems to be waning anyways and this thread likely won't hit the bump limit
>>711537736
Later
>>711537903
I know it never gets better, only worse.
>>711538042
Thank you.
>>711538361
That was fucking cool though.
>>711529811
I have the answer to your problems right here OP
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Top-quality-100cm-silicone-sex-dolls-with-metal-skeleton-full-size-love-dolls-japanese-sex/32691950118.html
Let's see that mug. Let the people decide if you are truly irredeemably ugly.
What are your basic stats? Height, weight?
Happy birthday, my dude. I hope you don't go through with it. I don't know your life but I know you're worth more than you think you are.
>>711529811
Here's something to cheer you up
I've found from experience that most harmful thing when it comes to this is the area or people around you. Pick up and move somewhere else get a fresh start with new people it takes a lot of the stress away
>>711529811
I feel you. Went through all of high school without even having a female friend. In college that was my only goal. My thinking was that girls attract other girls and I might just get lucky. I found some but still didn't get anything. I really clicked with a girl I met, we became best friends fast and after several months of knowing her I confessed my feelings. She said that she felt the same except she found me "physically unattractive". (she's not even a hot-model type, just a regular, maybe less than average, girl that I found cute) Later another friend thought of a girl that she thought would be perfect for me. That was a glimmer of hope for a long time. Again she was not super hot or smart or beautiful but I didn't mind, found her cute and she's such a nice person. I helped her with her assignments, studied with her since we're in the same major, I made her laugh, got to know her and everything. Still when I tried to flirt, dance with her at parties, physically engage her and stuff she was weird. It never got to anything. My life has been a series of similar encounters, these are just two of them I remembered now. Just a whole bunch of "so close" and "maybe" without ever being loved. I'm ugly but not even that bad. I even find it so uncomfortable to be with people, I try my best to be loose, make people laugh and be nice but deep down I'll always be so insecure. I only want to be kissed once /b/. To feel more than a fat, miserable, unhappy bastard for 10 seconds. Feel more than a person, like John Snow described it in GoT. What's so wrong with me?
just get a hooker
>>711529811
Are you a hideous fuck with a hunchback? Even autistic kids can get a girl. You gotta make a lifestyle change and stop being a negative fuck. If you aren't strong enough to do that you won't make it.
>>711529811
Dude, just go fuck a hooker whats the big deal.
Pussy is pussy.
>Hurr durr they only do it for money
ALL GIRLS FUCK YOU FOR MONEY!
You think anyone with a girl friend would still have a girlfriend if he was broke as fuck and didn't support her?
Hell no!
At least a whore has the dignity to be honest about it. You get what you want and so do they, zero bull shit, zero strings. GO FOR GOLD!
More over.
I've seen a shit load of ugly dudes with hot girls. I've never once in my life seen and ugly as fuck bitch with a hot dude. It just doesn't happen.
Go fuck a hooker, brother.
>>711533502
didn't she end up fucking marrying the hunchback's hot friend in the movie? even disney know it, ugly people don't get laid
>>711529811
Time to jump off a bridge, friend.
Rolling to see OP's sexy face
>>711529811
>I no longer hold any false pretense of having a gf or a hug in my life.
You're now free to live your life to please yourself. So do whatever you enjoy and not worry about pleasing bitches. Take risks, live off the adrenaline rush, and if you happen to die, so be it.
>these adds are bullshit
>>711529811
To all the KVs in this thread seriously get a fucking hobby and stop looking to women for your happiness.
I made the same mistake don't worry you're not alone. I put everything into my GF and I tried to be the model boyfriend and what I believed would eventually be the model husband. I have to tell you guys western women are absolute trash. They will pretend to be wholesome but they will use you and yearn to be free of the obligation that is monogamy. I was lucky enough to have a girl who was up front about this (I think?).
She was deluded enough to think that feeling infatuation for another man after a year and a half with me meant that our love was no longer true. fucking stupid am I right? If I had a dime for every chance I had to cheat on her I would be rich and I never ever even felt tempted beyond getting boners. Just not my cup of tea.
I really have to say to you KVs take up an instrument start working out start working on yourselves because you're entirely worth it. This will in turn make you interesting and attractive to girls even if you're ass ugly if you're shredded and even have a half interesting set of skills you're going to get girls after you.
Once they start flocking do what you please. I don't really believe in one night stands or hookups so I'm basically done with women and I live for my beliefs. Western women are massive wastes of time and if you find one that's worth holding onto it will never be worth the gamble. I am incredibly cynical take my advice how you will but seriously man just work on yourself. You only get one life so you may as well waste it getting shredded and doing fun interesting hobbies that aren't just gaming and fucking jerking off and scrolling though /b/.
>>711540324
Hold yourself to a regimen for 160 days of exercise, eating healthy, and taking supplements and diversifying your activities. Go to coffee shops drink a dank brew, if that's not your thing go to the park, or the bar, do something besides the internet do something besides being a fucking NEET
Like seriously there's an infinite amount of time to kill yourself but only a finite amount of time to actually do fun interesting things so once again I will say stop wasting your fucking time vying for women and start appreciating yourself as a rennaisance man. Get good at an instrument, learn a new language, get in shape, start practicing a martial art or some kind of craft. I swear if at 160 days you're not happier for it than women have ever fucking made you then you're really just a big ol dang cuck or you just didn't give it your best.
hit character limit
Enough bullshitting the thread OP, atleast post a body pic so we can tell if your sulking is warranted
>>711529811
>>711540149
Rolling
>>711540266
>>711529811
this guy OP, if you've given up I'm proud of you and I agree, now go do something awesome before you die
>>711538015
I haven't been on /b/ in almost a year. I was feeling out of it so I just lightly browsing (not that one can really), after a freaking gore/ rekt thread and wondering why I was here, I post my actual reality and you doubt me. Expected.
>>711540349
>>711540324
PS 90% of women are fucking vapid as fuck and the moment you cum in that pussy you're going to realize there's nothing else there.
I actually genuinely loved my ex and she was very easy to talk to about all kinds of things even 4chan but she was just retarded and tainted by feminism WAS NOT WIFE MATERIAL and I found this out after I got burned so just remember you HAVE TO HAVE standards. I tried to be realistic and I realized there is no realistic there is only upholding your own standards and I never should've wasted time on a fucking dumb ass fucking vapid feminist just because she was the only woman I could ever talk to without feeling like I was just entertaining her. Anyway don't waste time on a fucking bitch sticc to the fucking Gcode and remember that if you're fucking with a bitch break her ass and shake her ass. RIP
>>711529811
U Want help on 4chan but for most ouf us, we're like you.
>>711529811
as someone who has had girlfriends since he was 12ish and is currently engaged to get married and shares ownership of a house etc.
I can tell you that you aren't really missing out on a great deal.
Its ok I guess, it has its moments but if by some magic it all vanished I cant see myself being too upset.
There are so many things in life that are way better than a woman. The joy of motorcycling.
The relationship of a man and his pooch companion (i have a greyhound highly recommend)
You will probably find the day you let go of it and start living and enjoying all the great things life has to offer (have you see how much awesome meat on a stick you can get in korea and japan) you will notice events unfold that lead to you having happiness with a woman, if such a thing exists!
>>711540433
Dubs. Show us that face or go fucking kill yourself OP.
>shave your head because shaved is better than male pattern baldness
>exercise
>get your teeth fixed
>don't be fucking picky
Most chicks don't really care too much about how you look, if you're nice and you treat them right then that's normally enough for the vast majority of girls, you aren't going to get some 10/10 babe but a companion and someone who could potentially love you is better than being alone. Get off your fucking pity pot and suck it up Nancy.
>>711540809
This nigger knows whats up for real.
>>711538583
No it means nothing, except that I've been outside plenty.
>>711538619
That's good man
>>711539051
>aliexpress
no thanks
>>711539172
At 200 posts if we hit it I will
>>711539361
5'11" 275 lbs now
>>711539440
Of course I'll go through with it
>>711539554
Idk I don't think it's stress so much as being completely worthless to everyone.
>>711539576
I'm sorry bro, iktf
>>711539737
>are you hideous
YUP
>>711539973
I know
>>711540149
At 200 posts
>>711540266
The only thing I want is a gf or at the very least a hug. Catch 22
>>711540358
Fine.
>>711529811
youre 2 days older than me.
my wife is lying next to me.
shits so cash.
>>711534929
try a dozen donuts, pizza, shit ton of pasta, peanut butter from the jar, Gatorade, candy, muffins, and Burger King every day right before bed and he weighs 110 5'10". Can't explain it :(
Happy bday anon
>>711529811
Happy Birthday Anon
>>711532658
Owwie How hard is your life, what a shame.
Fuck out of here faggot
>>711534901
5'8" 125 lbs biological female so get at me jerk. I just love virgins :)
>>711539172
fucking this
>>711540915
Wtf OP you're not nearly as bad as you made yourself sound. You have the body of a normal husky dude. Your face better be fucking shit, because so far this is screaming attention whore
I want to see OPs mangled-asshole-face
>>711541077
>biological fécale
What does it mean ?
I lost my virginity at 26. This was a month and a half ago.
Nothing real to contribute, just thought I'd share.
>>711540915
>MORBID OBESITY
Oh please, dude. You're not even six month's effort away from being fit. You made it sound like you were 300+ lb
>>711529811
DO YOU SEE
>>711541077
Tits with timestamp for this lonely virgin man's birthday or gtfo
>>711541077
Wunderbar!
>>711535680
TITS or GTFO
You think just because you are a "female" someone is going to give you special treatment? Fuck off
>>711529811
It would really destroy me internaly if I ever saw that titty blonde. It would ruin me for a few days, fuck me up, deeply depress me, make me realize that it won't never happen, that I am scum, unwanted, unloved and miserable. That not even paying I will ever get to fuck a rack like that. Fuck my life OP, why did you have to do this to me?
>>711540915
>The only thing I want is a gf or at the very least a hug. Catch 22
But why? How does a GF or hug improve your life?
>>711541272
This
>>711534617
Why is that gross? I'm not talking about people that are underage. That's why it is a super hard thing to find. My reasons : you don't have to worry about stds, virgins always have fun the first time, I'm super nice so I like walking inexperienced guys through it, I think it's always a nice moment.
>>711540915
>Morbid obesity
Nice attitude faggot im sure bitches be fawning for a guy who has zero self confidence bet your fun to be around too? Your body is extremely average perhaps a bit too average but its fine if your in the United States.
Only problem left is the face which we havent seen yet but is most likely caused by weight, haircut or skin issues.
>>711529811
Dinkleburg!!!!
Pineapple! XDDD
Wizard!
Don't give up bud you can always restart. The world is so big you can ALWAYS start over.
>>711540915
You are an attention whore OP wtf, kill yourself faggot i hope you never have another birthday, not as close as you said you were
>>711540809
This is a terribly depressing post. I hope to god I never have a partner who feels this way.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T POST YOUR FUCKING FACE IN FIVE POSTS
Just grow your hair hide your face. Long beard and hair does wonders
OP this is post 198.... You better fucking deliver that ugly face at 200
>>711541272
No other girls did it, /b/ is losing your touch. Op didn't give me nudes on MY birthday...
ops face
https://youtu.be/_exv589NC8M
OP this is post 199.... You better fucking deliver that ugly face at 200
There is still time
>>711541866
Fail
Less than two hours ago I was fucking my side in her ass and now I'm laying beside my g/f in bed. Sorry you're such a faggot OP.
He's troll, 4chan is pretty stupid now
If this was 2 years ago OP would've had to an hero and there would be no girls, especially no girls without tits. It's all white knights and comments that are helpful...wtf happened
Deliver
Happy birthday op
Here
Filteredyouth.com
Happy bday op, i literally just turned 23 (nov 13)
>>711529811
Well, OP. Theres not much to say. I'll try to make you feel better by telling you my own situation. At the very least you can come out at the end of this by saying "Damn, at least my life isn't THAT bad".
I'm 30, I've never had a girlfriend, I'm kissless, handholdless, and (obviously) a virgin. But wait, there is more. I still live with my parents despite the fact that I have two degrees - one an undergraduate degree, the other graduate degree. Further, I am $140,000 USD in debt to the federal government thanks to student loans. I have no job, no money, and no prospects.
On top of that, I have to take an exam which will possibly allow me to get a job should I pass this exam. Take note that even IF I pass this exam my job prospects are still next to nothing. Yet, I have to spend 10-13 hours a day for the next two and a half months studying for it. I studied just that much for it the LAST time I took it a few months back and failed. I see no reason why I won't get the same result again.
Finally, I'm stupid. I never got A's while I was in school. Needless to say, studying never got me anywhere. I've made every wrong decision that I could possibly make in life despite doing what I've been told by my parents and superiors.
I don't know what I can do at this point. I'd love to be able to kill myself. But, my parents are kind and gracious people. They don't deserve to have to go through that pain. Once they pass away though that is probably the plan. My sister would be able to handle my suicide. The only use for me is for others to look at, laugh at, and to feel lucky that "at least they didn't turn out like me".
Anyways - also contributing to the bump limit. I hope you have a happy birthday.
>>711541945
Just as I was writing that post hahaha
>>711537539
Kratom is some scary stuff too, i hope the best for you buddy, hang in there.
>>711533097
are you for real? What's the point of this? To intentionally gain weight? This makes you buff? wtf?
Go on a dating site. If you are ugly, find a cool ugly girl. Or smoke a ton of weed. Problem solved buddy. Awesome pic
>>711542011
What are your degrees in?
Bump
>>711540597
Then post your feet to remove doubt.
>>711542011
This virgin-jobless-deeply-in-debt-because-student-loans thing seems to be quite a common one among american people. I really wonder what is wrong with your system, but yeah, something must be definitelly awefully wrong in the US
>>711542011
I've thought about the family-suicide situation myself. Mine too are nice people, they love me so much even though I'm an asshole and don't deserve to go through that pain because they made such a big effort and believe they succeeded in making me a happy person because I have such a good mask. I arrived at the conclusion that killing them before I kill myself is the only solution. They both experienced happiness and honestly there is nothing that living the rest of their lives could give them that they haven't gotten already. Live for the day that I get pushed over the limit so that I can finally be free. Any thoughts?
>>711529811
>>711529811
I was 26 when I met my wife. 31 now, married for a year and a half.
I understand how down you feel. But you have to be able to mix your acceptance of your singleness with a confidence in the kind of partner you could be. Many women don't care about the things you consider huge negatives about yourself. Your personality can outshine them all if you let it.... at least for one lady out there. So, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out there. You need to join groups and clubs and make some friends. You meet people through your friends. Don't give up on yourself and you'll make it. :D
Having a GF can suck. My current wants to go out EVERY night then like doesn't even make time for sex. Basically got to waste my time watching her play on her phone and fend off other guys constantly. Such attention whore. Lot's of guys want to be me but I tell you her shit gets old real fast.
>>711542095
>>711542095
A degree in political science - no I don't browse /pol/ if you're wondering, haha.
Also, I made the terrible mistake of going to law school. So I have a law degree as well.
I wish I had taken the STEM route but I never did well in math back in high school. Oh well.
Sage
Fuck OP. I hope he dies hugless and alone. How the fuck can OP be a faggot in a thread like this. Are you scared your ugly fucking face will get turned into a meme? You've already got shit self esteem. Your body way 5/10 you made it sound like dog shit, your face is probably just average ugly and the only thing holding you back is your faggotry
Hookers are always an option.
That and suicide.
yo sneak into shambhala this year good call stay alive for that
OMFG OP PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEELS RIGHT NOQ
Post your fucking chimp-like face already, it's 3 am and the only reason I am awake is because I want to know what kind of deformity would keep girls at bay from even giving a hug to someone for 26 years, Ok bye
And you call yourself a fucking Scorpio OP?
If you're truly a Scorpio and you can't get laid it's cause you're a lazy cuck that probably sits and eats cheetos all fucking day.
OMFG OP PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEELS RIGHT NOW
Post your fucking chimp-like face already, it's 3 am and the only reason I am awake is because I want to know what kind of deformity would keep girls at bay from even giving a hug to someone for 26 years, Ok bye
>>711529811
Well, OP, you're articulate and a pretty damn good writer. In my world, that's gold. You're also clearly detail oriented, and actually fucking care. Don't let your stupid sex drive kill you. Stay away from the dating sites. They're fucking toxic. Your first step, as always, is make a meal plan you can stick to, and stick to it. And take a walk every fucking day. A walk. Once you're lighter, you'll have more energy and feel better. Climb out of that hole. Finish your doctorate, and fall in love with a hobby.
>>711529811
I'm 21 (nearly 22) now, was single and next-to-touchless virgin until I was 20 years old.
That wasn't my lucky break though, it was pretty much the lowest point of my life. I'm an oddly passionate person and desperately wanted some typical monogamous relationship since I hit puberty. I was pretty satisfied with the idea of just marrying a like-minded girl and chilling for the rest of my life.
But yeah, second year of university, I kept befriending girls (4) individually and getting along really well with them. Because they were the closest girls I ever knew, I was dumb enough to get all deluded and fall in love with them. The first three were already in a relationship.
Somehow, some way, I would hang out with them, spend days at a time being friendly. Eventually I started to fuck them, even going out on dates with them. They were still in relationships and they never broke out of them, and that fucked me up pretty good. It started inflicting this idea that even if I was lovable, I was some second place piece of shit.
The fourth girl was more drama. We were best friends and she was a virgin, but then someone got her number after a party and started texting her around the same time we had a fight. She eventually started dating him while we weren't talking, they ended up fucking after a year. He broke up with her, then she started talking to me again. We got nice and close, even though I felt like I wasn't even good enough to be her first, influencing that second place dilemma I'm still having. Turns out he still convinced her to fuck him 'as friends' despite him being the one who broke up with her.
I think of her so poorly in that regard, but now her and I are starting to bang and I don't actually know if she's still doing it with him, or when the last time was, and it's not really my place to ask.
Kind of want to just repress it all and go back to being a turbovirgin.
>>711529811
>>711529811
IF you want good as fuck advice, make sure you brush and shower every day, take care of your skin and hair, floss every now and then.
MAIN PART. Dress fucking good. Not saying dress like a frat douche, but a nice shirt and pants or shorts, no cargo shorts or shirts with geeky shit on it. A nice single colored or watev shirt. Basic clothing from H&M. Not saying dress gay or watev, go to the regular as fuck section. I don't care how you think you look, you will go up by 3 or more points on the scale of 1-10 of attractiveness. Then just fucking ask girls out, if they reject you, which a lot will (not cuz of you, its you don't know what people are attracted to at first). You will get more comfortable and better confidence. You will grow your fucking balls. Eventually, some girls say yes. So what if you fuck up a few times on dates with a girl. You try again, you get better. BE yourself, but a better version of your self. Think about your mannerisms, and most importantly, YOUR BODY LANGUAGE. Control it. You will kick ass dude. You will hold girls hands, hug them, and maybe, just maybe, you will get laid dude, you will find love even. Just make sure you keep your self respect, not matter fucking what.
Also... Happy fucking birthday!!!
>>711541860
that was fucking horrifying
>>711541836
>>711541783
>>711541170
idfc anymore, this is me.
>>711541802
can't grow my hair, I'm balding. Can't grow a beard.
typed up a reply to everyone but it wouldn't send and i didn't feel like typing it up again
>>711542330
I understand that people on /b/ need to be a bit extreme to gain attention. But, I honestly hope you're not considering killing your parents. If they're as kind as you say they are then they don't deserve it. I don't know how bad your situation is but, if you think about it, they've sacrificed a lot to feed you, give you shelter, etc. The least you can do is suffer living for the rest of their lives before you end it.
>>711542330
>and honestly there is nothing that living the rest of their lives could give them that they haven't gotten already.
you cant possibly know that.
please dont do that
you probably wouldnt be able to go through with it anyway and then ur family would be ruined
or youd just shoot yourself and they would suffer
either way, pls dont
You can do it bro. It will be okay.
>>711529811
you should go to a whore or ten
>>711542721
Is this a joke? You look fucking average, most Americans are x3 your fucking body size and x2 your ugliness, he'll my neighbor look almost like you and he can get girls 4/10 but he can. Get them fuck you
>>711542721
The bait is strong with this one
>>711542721
You're not even fucking ugly! This is just a mental issue. Climb out of your hole, brother. There's a whole life out there for you.
>>711542721
Quit fucking shitposting.
You do these threads almost every day. either kill yourself, or shut the fuck up about it dude. You know you're too much of a pussy to do the first. So grow a pair, quit posting pics of you crying like a bitch, smoke a bowl, and shut the fuck up and deal with it like the rest of us.
>>711542721
I hope you read my post to you, the big ass long one with advice. Seeing your face, omg, no you have nothing t be afraid of, omg seriously no. Do what I said. Clean up and wear good clothes and if you want a gf, justs ask girls out or try the dating site/app stuff, AFTER you clean up and continue it. Dude, you are honestly not bad, just get a better attitude about things, even if it is a fake attitude at first. Always stay positive. You are fine dude. It is all about practice and experience. Lose some, lose a lot, and eventually, you will get a girl.
>>711542861
>>711542874
>>711542877
>>711542924
He's pretty nasty. I dunno if its because you idiots are subtly trying to bring yourselves up because you're just as ugly as him or you legit have no taste.
WHO IS THE GIRL IN THE OP PHOTO. DETAILS PLS. NICE TITS.
Happy bday anon..
Don't let it get to u 2 much. We all have 2 carry our package.. This one's yours. Not more and not less.. Everythings gonna be fine, it's not the end of the world
Happy bday OP
I feel you man happy bday /b/rother
>>711535680
If you exchanged numbers and choose not to call, then you're simply rejecting him for being:
a.) fat
b.) poor
c.) ugly
d.) a & b
e.) a & c
f.) b & c
g.) all of the above
h.) all of the above, plus more!
So, which is it, femanon?
Be honest. You can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself!
happy bday anon
Fuck
I knew that if I posted a picture we wouldn't hit the bump limit.
Happy Birthday, Anon!. Remember, the brain named itself!!
>>711542721
EHH.
Work out, lower your standards, and start talking to women. They're just people.
You really have no reason to be so beat up over your looks, man. If I gained some weight I'd look way worse than you, and I lost my virginity to a 7/10.
You can do it dude.
>>711529811
I don't get it, how have you not been with a girl? You'r 26 and you have never even hugged a girl? I though I was having a hard time with women..
>>711529811
can we get a photo of you OP?
>>711529811
I often feel incredibly down on myself until I see shit like this. Guess it reminds me things could always be worse
>>711543623
Did you see him? Very ugly
>>711531911
Holy shit you sound like a douche. You better work on your personality or you will end up way worse than OP could ever imagine.
Remember, you are still 20, not 26.
>>711529811
I’m 39. I have hugged girls but that’s it. Most of these hugs were from girls who rejected me. I asked her out. She rejects me. Then she gives me a pity hug. It’s the worst possible hug there is.
>>711542884
I haven't in more than a week
for god sake just take 60 euros and go to a street whore with your car or bike! tehy see small little dicks all day and yo ucan slap them and abuse them as you want loser.
Just helping op, bump limit ahead, oh and op,
KYS....
>>711542721
Not you OP
>>711529811
>>711529811
Well if you want to be a wizard keep doing what you're doing.
But seeing what you're doing isn't giving you poon get out and try something different, go to the gym exercise just approach a girl that you have some random relation like you're buying groceries. I bet you will find some girl. Good luck and happy bday anon
why not just hook up with some ugly bitch? Go to a bar an hour before closing.
Even a tard can get pussy if he applies himself a bit.
Go to a bar once a week and even a wizard will get fucks within a couple months.
Happy bday OP
>>711541077
you're taller than me ):
>>711529811
i like Dominican girls
pls post some mommy nudes
>>711541077
why the fuck are you here other to unsult anons and act like an entitled.vegina?
>>711529811
Happy birthday, OP. I turn 21 in a couple of hours. Not having a party, haven't got friends that would actually come. Little weirded out, I think I don't give a shit about my birthday. I almost feel guilty. Maybe I do give a shit and I'm hiding behind apathy without realising. Anyone else find themselves in this position?
>mfw this is the start of a steady decline each birthday here on out
>>711546790
Forgot pic
>>711529811
Literally the 80% of people here is in the same situation. Just deal with it faggot.
>>711546790
thats every birthday ive ever had
>>711546790
I am turning 23 next month and I've been celebrating my birthday alone since 18, obviously i have no friends, but who cares anyway...
>>711529811
Any Moar of her, by any chance?
>>711529811
Quit being a little faggot, grow some balls and try to talk to a girl
>>711529811
Bumping for your birthday, Anon. You need to take control of your life. You've been taught to be modest and reserved and you need to pick up the reins and guide your life. It's hard but you can do it. You have time.
Love you /b/ro, but you need to stop putting obstacles in front of yourself to make yourself fail.
Also, MAGA.
>>711532436
Fuck off Tumblrite
>>711547354
I know its you jan, no one talk like that
there are more important things in life than getting laid.
find something you like to do and devote your life to it
>>711529811
>>711547272
Too add to this. I'm getting tired of these kinda threads. Quit fucking crying man up and take fucking chances. Thats the only way you are gonna get anything
>be me
>be loser guy in my mind
>honestly dont give a fuck
>goes out once in a blue moon
>see girls
>picks one
>flirts
>gets number
>week later, fuck
>goes back into my hole
Did I mention I have no friends, but I do have the balls to try. So quit being a pussy bitch and try. If you arent going to try stfu
>>711529811
You little bitch, stop self pitying yourself, go out and get a girl, even hooker if needed for starts.
If you are ugly ass motherfucker, then stop crying and invest in all your efforts in getting a lot of money, when you're ritch, looks don't matter, more than 70% women are whores
Birthday bumparoony by way of a feels/sympathy pressie
>>711547581
Agree with this anon.
That's what i had been doing for years, but there is a moment where your self confidence is so shitty and low that you cant even properly talk to a woman. Believe me it happens, and it feels like shit.
You must believe in yourself at least a single bit.
Hey op,
If you are interested in some advice on how to do a 180 and fix your life in relation to sex I can help you. If you are already contemplating suicide you could consider this, higher a personal trainer at a gym and start cycling steroids. Research steroids, research how to diet for maximum results, research workout techniques, and most of all make sure to get a personal trainer to begin with. Be honest with your personal trainer that you are on roids and that you want to figure out how to work out properly while on them, get him to help teach you how to work out properly and develop a routine that you can understand and continue on your own with understanding of how to progress.
Next since you have autism, you can't trust in your own style or hobbies, they are probably weird and geared towards isolation, go buy some calvin klein stuff, plain whit v-necks etc once you are looking very good physically from the steroids and working out (it should only take about a year of cycling roids before your body looks better then 95% of all guys), girls will start making it easy on you, all you have to do is say
hey, I think you're cute, I'd like to take you out for drinks this weekend if you're interested
when she agrees, get her number, tell her what bar you want to take her to, tell her she looks great when you first meet her, buy her 4-5 drinks of what ever she wants, ask her about herself, then after a few drinks just say, it's getting late, I have more drinks at my place and can get us a cab if you're interested
then when she comes home with you, simply kiss her when you get in the house and when you start making out take off your clothes and help her take off hers when she follows suit go to the bedroom, and put your dick inside of her and hump
good luck faggot, you're welcome for my ancient sage advice, guaranteed if you take it, you will be able to get laid just with the steps I listed, I suggest anavar or winstrol for the roid of choice
>>711529811
I had teachers who you could smell the virgin on them. Im pretty sure i have the same smell as i am 24 and still a virgin.
The way they found, and that i also did, is to dedicate your life to something else. Just study a lot and make a lot of money.
>>711529811
15* fixed it for ya
Op don't kill yourself, there's always someone out there for everyone and I believe you can find her. This life is so incredibly temporary so don't waste it feeling sorry, get up and make a change, feel good about doing it. Live life love life bro x
Yeah off yourself it's not like you have base rate 60 more years to find someone more if you take care of yourself. Best just kill yourself and take an incalculable odd straight to zero you fuckin child. Who's to say loves where you'll find purpose anyway, in everyone's life there's something that if you stick around and find it reduces the meaning of everything else to fuck all. The cure for cancer could have self destructed thousands of times all cos cunts hadn't touched a cunt you cunt. Best just kill yourself, at least make it look cool.
>>711529811
eh, next year i'll be 35 and the last time a female hugged me in a "not family" way was when i were around 15
just stop caring and do what you want, sex isn't the go all be all
>>711529811
hugging girls is overrated
fucking them is where you should be aiming
>>711529811
Do you have any professional talents?
-D.
>>711529811
>be me
>18
>watch anime
>be a fedora lord
>went to parties
>always brought smokes and good booze with
>people over look my fucktardness because of it
>keep getting invited to parties
>fuck at a few
>get a 8/10 finally after dealing with 4-6/10
>flash foward to now
>married, work all the fucking time to pay for everything, and have a kid
I dunno man, being a unpopular sperg lord sounds good.
then how about you stop being fat?
>>711529811
At least go to a rub-n-tug and get a handie
>>711529811
Happy birthday.
>>711531020
Oh God, don't fucking pretend you actually meant to say defiantly, you fucking knob.
>>711530180
You can't possibly be serious - that was fucking atrocious. I'm not joking, find another hobby.
>>711535755
HOOLY SHIT ALL THESE REPLIES
SUBJECT REEEEE
No
>>711535755
Acid might be able to help you, theres this video on youtube of an autistic person doing acid with some guy and it works really really well for him
>>711529811
Hehe don't worry OP !
I fucked my 55th girl on friday night and it's almost getting boring heh. So i mean it's fine, i'm fucking them for you so you don't have to :) (i'm 25 soon hehe xd)
>>711550846
I'm not even lying haha you pleb
