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Guys she replied

Get back in here

Dubs decides
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You look like you have one as well
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She's mad
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Bump
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>>711522081
Ask if shes a feminist
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My mum is here with me and wants to have a 3some with us. You down?
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>>711522002
if u show me ur puss puss i show u my bony boner...
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>>711522002
"You have a man's name"
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>>711522333
dubtrips count?
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>>711522002
tell her to shut the fuck up, and to start to suck your dick
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>>711522333
Winrar
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Made an executive decision so she wouldn't unmatch so we can have some fun
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>>711522333
winwinwin
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>>711522081
"Come on, we both know why we're here. You women who get so indignant when a guy comes onto you are the ones who beg for it the most behind closed doors. Let's not lie to ourselves"
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Also, we have this landwhale
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Whoever didn't see ""Daddy issues" in this chick needs to end themselves
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>>711522533
WINRAR OP CMON
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>>711522544
U look like u smell nice, like toffee and pie and stuff
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>>711522434
Beta as fuck, "oh nos it wasn't me, honest" fucking blew it
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>>711522544
Winrar. Send her the screenshot.
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>>711522434
So sorry about that, so wan sum fuck?
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>>711522544
ask her if you can motorboat her arm while you guys fuck
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>>711522638
Should've owned like a man, OP is weak willed fag
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I CANT STOP HEARING HER VOICES; SHES TELLING ME TO COME TO HER.
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>>711522434
My friends are total trumptards and are being such jerks to me right now. One of them threw my copy of The Female Eunuch out my first story window earlier!
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>>711522434
This one unmatched

NEXT
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BUT WHY WONT THIS BODY DO IT?
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i Would Never Cum In Your Hair. I Am Gonna nut In Your Asshole.
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Send the feminist loli porn.
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>>711522544
Wanna watch me try to suck myself off?
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I HAD MANY CHANCES TO DO WHAT SHE WANTED ME TO!
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>>711522333
we have full house here boys
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>>711522949
This. See how she likes it.
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Ugh the blue haired one looks disgusting. She'd be lucky to have some sperm in her hair.
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>>711522612
>>711522821
Oh shit really?!? You mean the "somebody stole my phone" routine didn't work? Strange since it's not like anybody has a lock on their phones nowadays...
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>>711522333
This for the landwhale
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Dad feels pretty proud right about now
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>>711522333
>Triple 3 and a 3some

my fucking sides
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>>711522711
WINRAR
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SHE EASED MY MIND WHEN I NEEDED IT.
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I DIDNT DO SHIT IN RETURN.
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You are doing God's work anon, but what app is this?
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>pic
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to the whale

> You're making my dick harder than a harpoon, are you feeling creamy?
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>>711523354
Rollo
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I DESERVE THIS BUT I CANT STOP HEARING HER VOICE AND LOOKING IN HER EYES!
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>>711523410
So wanna fuck or what?
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Still rolling for sending the feminist loli.
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Tell her that you're mommy's special boy who needs his cream
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Daddy should've paid you more attention as a chilld
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>>711523410
tell the next one, "i get off to women fucking old men at nursing homes. especially the ones that haven't bathed in a while... would you be down to do that?"
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SHE HAS MY PROMISE SO I MUST STAY ALIVE!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>711523622
WINRAR
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>>711523666
trash use of trips...
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IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH!
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>>711523666
trips do it
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>>711523666
step up your game satan
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>>711523666
Satanic trips, checked.
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>>711523666
Shit
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>>711523573
Send it and as if she has a younger sister.
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>>711523666
o shit satan
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>>711523666
SATANON!
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>>711523636
Fucking picture made me kek
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I JUST WISH I COULD HEAR HER REAL VOICE AGAIN!
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>>711523666
lucier!
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>>711523410
Please be my girlfriend, my mom and dad really want me to get one, you can come over and we can play Xbox! Pls respond. Pls.
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I think she's retarded
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SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT HER!
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ok I'm going to cut the crap, let's fuck
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>>711524017
Oh shit, she's into it
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just ask her if she's down to fuck or not
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I believe God stays in heaven because he created women. He never meant for it to be like this. Female Genocide. U in? send it to either idgaf
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MY MIND IS MELTING AND I CAN TASTE THE PAIN!
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How about we exchange some nudes ;)
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>>711523636
roll for this
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>>711523850
Roll
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>>711524168
reroll
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>>711523976
Roll
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>>711524168
lmao. rolling for this.
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>>711524017
ok but for real how do i know youre down for me?
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>>711523636

REROLL
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>>711524222
winrar
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Ask her to fist you with her dog's paw
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SHE CANT HEAR MY VOICE AS MUCH AS I HEAR HERS!
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>>711524222
Yes
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>>711524228
winrar
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>>711524222
>>711524244
winnerS
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>>711524017
She wants the D moron
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THE CUM ON MY HANDS ARE MAKEING IT HARD TO TEXT!
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>>711524222
winrar
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>>711523622
lmao this
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First of all, M'lady, I'm the best white knight on the market. SECOND, please peg me.
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>>711524458
This
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>>711524544
winter
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>>711524544
WINNER! WINRAR!
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>>711524544
Winner!
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I'm gay for fatties
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>>711524482
Just FYI, I voted for Gary Johnson
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>>711524544
I've never seen desperation of this level
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>>711524523
Kek.
Roll
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>>711524244
anon dont forget this guy
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>>711524544
win
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>>711524482
this nigger is fucking braindead
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>>711524663
I think you have to fuck her at this point
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>>711524663
Omfg how desperate is she for a hookup
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Let's get down to brass tacks
Send me your address so . can come and give you the orgasm of your life.
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YOU CANT REPLACE MY ERIKA!!
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Executive decision bc sharpie in pooper pics
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Marry me, that way Trump can't deport you
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Let's exchange nudes ;)
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ask her for nudes somehow
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Migos
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>>711524901
This is the executive decision
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DUBS CANT HIT ME, ONLY I CAN!
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Listen, in order for this to continue I need to see your tits.
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>>711524854
Roll
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>>711524941
reroll
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I want you inside me
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>>711524929
reroll
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>>711524955
WINRAR
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>>711524955
winter
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ask her for a spread pussy pic then launch a harpoon in there
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>>711524955
W I N N E R
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OPS' FAGGOTRY RIVALS MINE, YET AGAIN!
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>>711524951

anon this guy is still waiting >>711524244 (You)
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>>711524955
winrar
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>>711524988
>>711524955
Well would you look at that, great minds think alike
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>>711525044
Winner winner nigger dinner
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>>711525044
WINRAR, WINTER!
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Op Here Fuck You All I'm Going to sleep
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Do you want hear a joke?
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>>711525054
Nobody cares
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>>711523850
Roll for this
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>>711525203
YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE T AND S, YOU JEW!
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>>711524951
Let's get down to business: I know your type of girl. You're overweight, had a hard time talking with guys, and usually are the "cool dude" in your group of females friend. I get it. But to be honest, I don't want a serious thing. I have enough money to get any girl I want, and I'm certainly not trying to aim for a 4/5 fatty who would probably marry a beta man who doesn't realize that if he actually went to school further then high school level and worked out a few more in the gymnasium he would be able to have a girl who is 2 times better than you and two times skinnier. Now that we have that aside, I'll get straight into business: I want to bust a nut. Not literally (just in case in between all the fat there also isn't a brain in there). Or more properly, I want to penetrate your vagina and anus, until I ejaculate. With a condom of course, i wouldn't risk any type of sexual transmitted disease while having sexual intercourse. "For free?" You may ask yourself, of course not (but fucking a beast like you would be doing you a favor, so I should get paid). Lucky for you, as I previously stated, I'm a man of high standards, and therefore generous pay. I am willing to give you $500 for the 45 minute rental use of your breasts, your vagina, and your asshole. I require nothing else. No interaction is further required, in fact, I'm willing to put in an extra $100 just so you don't talk to me. So what do you say? As an added bonus (since I'm such a generous man) how about I take you out for dinner as well, so you don't feel like a tool for the least part?
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>>711525203
Kys faggot youre not OP

Also, working on getting tits
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>>711525437
Welp rip her account
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Tell her that if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>711525490
she was so cool :(
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>>711525437
Ask for ass pics OP
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>>711525437
>file deleted
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>>711525490
I tried to make it fast lol

Inb4 white knight
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>>711525434
Rell 4 dis
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>>711525620
Kek
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NIGGER WE GONNA DO IT
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>>711524955
>>711524988
>>711525044
>>711525100
>>711525611
You forgot about these dubs op.
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Thread gonna die?
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>>711525907
>>711525898
Oh, nevermind, carry on
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>>711525898
OP, can you send a picture of this girls profile pic?
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>>711525898
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>>711525974
Fuck off white knight
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THE AGE OF CONSENT IS WAY TOO HIGH!
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>>711525974
DON'T DO IT >>711525898

WE GOT A WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT TRYING TO RUIN IT ALL
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Fuck the dubs and trips im gonna get this bitches nudes my way and post them here you you worthless faggots
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>>711525905
Sorry, I'm making minor executive decision so you guys dont fuck it up. I'm trying to get the /b/ros nudes
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>>711525974
FUCKING BURN TO DEATH WHITE KNIGHT NIGGAH
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>>711526115
>>711526120
SAMEFAG
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>>711526115
Do you want the nudes or not faggot
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>>711526059
>>711526110
What if I want to fap?
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>>711526120
hurry up !
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>>711525974
Fuck off faggot
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>>711526120
FAIR ENOUGH. WE'RE ALL FAGGOTS AFTERALL.
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>>711522002
Dicks don't make testosterone, balls do. You should point this out to her and see how pissy she gets
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>>711525974
Tip your fedora somewhere else faggot
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>>711526214
What a fuckin white knight faggot
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show me of that booty ;}
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>>711526166
Winrar
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>>711526214
AND THIS NIGGER FUCKING RUINED IT
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>>711526214
white knight fuck you snitch ass faggot
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>>711526214
OF ALL THE BULLETS I FUCKING DODGED, THIS RIPS INTO MY SOUL!
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>>711526214
you fucking motherfucker
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>>711526214
why
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>>711526214
way to be a dickwaffle, just let us have some fun, she is totally down to bang, what's the harm in this?
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>>711526214
JUST FUCKING KYS YOU WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT
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>>711526214
kys fag
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>>711526214
Someone dox this faggot.
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>>711526214
BAHAHAHAhahahah!!!!!
You fucking monster XD
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>>711526505
roll
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>>711526214
What if that's not actually Nicole?
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>>711526214
end yourself cuck
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>>711526214
>>711526214

Hey guys, actual OP here.
Had to bail because of this anon. She asked why she got a bunch of adds on snapchat and then started tweaking.

Carry on /b/ros, no fapping tonight because of this nigger.
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>>711526505
YOUR FAGGOTRY RIVALS MINE, MORE THAN IT DOES FOR OP!
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>>711526533
we'll find out in a few minutes assuming op isn't a faggot
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>>711526214
I bet she still doesn't care fag
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>>711526214
You guys are idiots this is op he never posted the chat with snap
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>>711526533
That is her, that's her snapchat when you add her.

If you guys want some easy win, add nichole_6
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>>711526572
well shit
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>>711526572
She didnt see the message
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>>711526572
she started smoking meth while you were talking? Bitches be crazy...
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>>711526604
Nvm proved to be Nicole.
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fuck that stupid nigger that white knighted this thread
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>>711526681
Nope, but a bunch of people started adding her and she actually grew a brain.
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>inb4 op is beta for posting her snapchat and not thinking anons would all add
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>>711526751
get another thread going and link it here
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Is any anon going to try to get a win out of her? She doesn't seem that bad to be honest
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Goodnight guys! I'll be back. I'll have more easy wins lined up within a day or so. Keep a look out.
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12048852352
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>>711526872
Fucking sleep well you glorious bastard
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>>711526900
what is this?
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>>711526214
Allways one fag to fuck shit up
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>>711526961
looks like a phone number
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>>711526821
I would, but this is my 6th thread today, I'll have to go and restock on landwhales and freaks. We'll be victorious again.
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>>711527114
fuck as hard as the seagulls come home op
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>>711526214
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>>711523636
rolling for this
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>>711526961
my ICQ
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>>711526950
>>711527248

I will /b/ros. I made a rookie mistake, and lost the win, but I'm sure you guys can get some easy wins out of her. She's obviously not the smartest, just say you met her through a friend or something.

I'll be back tomorrow. I'll post under "Tinder Executive"
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>>711527035
i know but whose?
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>>711524482
wow she didnt rage how dissappointing
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>>711526627
>i added you

In screenshot waiting for send.
Op is a fag
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>>711527691
probably a fag who posted their own number. best to ignore it.
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>>711526627
This faggot nigger isn't OP
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>>711524663
this is kinda pathetic at this point
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>>711526214
oh you fucking faggot, someone find and kill this dumb nigger
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>>711526214
Hahaha! This thread just got good. Ops fault for posting her info! Cry more faggots.
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>>711526627
This was this I believe:
>>711525437

He deleted afterwards.
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>>711528038
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>>711528042
That nigger isn't OP, I am.
I dun goofed and accidentally posted it. Like I said, going to bed soon so I wasn't thinking about it when I posted it.

Rookie mistake. But, there will be more wins to come guys, don't worry. I do this all the time.
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>>711526214
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, MODS
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>>711526214
motherfucker jew-loving cunt
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>>711528281
This is me. Lol sorry. I'm exhausted.
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>>711526505
rolling this shit
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>>711528385
OP, just go to sleep. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
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I can't find my favorite necrophilia image
can someone help me out?
We need to get freaky with these tinder bitches
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What about feminazi?
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Alright, last post from OP guys. Keep a lookout for "Tinder Executive" in the breads.
I'm saging this so no more whiteknight Nigger faggots can hop on the post and ruin my next threads.
Night /b/ros we're going to make tinder great again tomorrow.
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Say "i wanna fuck you in the pussy with a bear trap and cum in your ear, then make cheese out of your milk"

Thatll do it
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