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STOP!!! This is a dubs checkpoint .Show me your singles

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STOP!!! This is a dubs checkpoint .Show me your singles and move along..
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Fuck off
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>>711517642
Just keep moving
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>>711517610
Nothing here sir
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>>711517610

Thanks officer.
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#notMyPolice
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>>711517610
I have hitlers repeating digits, and your juden bullets can never stop me
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what happens Original Postor if I do a dub dub like this is that moar funny ok by 4chan got to go post some me-mes
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Nothing to report here
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I swear thats not my dope
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You'll never take me alive
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>>711517610
Im a good immigrant officer, nothing t hide.
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what the fuck
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I didn't do anything faggot, leave me alone.
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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!
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Ok
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I'M INNOCENT
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>>711518433

GET ON THE GROUND FAGGOT.
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>>711518433

STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE!!!
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Am I being detained?
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These are not the droids you are looking for.
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>>711517610
S s sorry sir I'll jjustkeep walking on down the road now
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Can i go now?
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>>711518547
I CAN EXPLAIN
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>>711517610
I once raped Pipi Longstoxkings
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>>711518433
HE IS RESISTING
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No dubs here
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I-I dont have anything si-sir
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I'm not a robot!
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nothing to see here
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Is there a problem Marshall?
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What seems to ne the officer problem?
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Officer I was JUST smoking cigarettes and not pot I swear on my dubs!
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>>711517610
clean as a whistle
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I killed a woman for calling me weird. Well she didn't actually call me weird she just texted it to her friend. I still fuck her skull every now and then. I am cuck.
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>>711518550
Im innocent you cant do shit
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>>711517610

we cool negro
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>>711517610
I request a lawyer
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>singles
>implying
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?
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Hullo ocfcier
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I dindu nuffin
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>>711518933
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>>711518933
RUN
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>>711518933
Nah you're fucked
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Hold my dick officer
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When I say dubs, they usually happen.
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>>711517610
dindu nufin
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I was just peacefully protesting trump winning
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>>711519044
Nah bro, you're fucked.
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Is there a problem, officer?
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No dubs here officer
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>>711517610
shotgun to the face
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n...nothing to see here officer.. only singles!
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>>711519169
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Well nigger me up the asshole
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>711517610
Sorry officer, here you go.
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Get outta my way, im clean
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sorry mister, but i'm white
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Officer I'm white!
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>>711517610

Good day officer, I have a permit for these dubs.
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These arent mine
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But officer ... I'M WHITE AND ONLY SMOKE WEED.
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>>711517610
what about those dubs in your backseat, mr. policeman?
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fago
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>>711517610
To rape or kill, that is the question
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I am the President. These dubs are legal.
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>>711517610
I have n-nothing to hide officer!
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>>711519744
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>>711519744
OFFICER THIS NIGGER HAS DUBS!
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Fuck you
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>>711519744
OH FUCK
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i dindu nufin officer
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>>711519809
WAIT
WAIT!!!
I HAVE TWENTY KIDS AT HOME TO BEAT..I MEAN FEED!!!
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>>711517610
Youll never get me alive , copper
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>>711519809
Man I was bo-o-o-orn in East L.A....
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I got nothing, officer
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>>711517610
good
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>>711519945
You mean donut higger.
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Yeah, I'm actually white so, if you could just let me go through that'd be great buddy, Kay?
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>>711520066
WE GOT A NIGGER IN HERE
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I'm innocent, I swear
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>>711520066
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>>711520129
But if you look under the clothes, he is a white boi
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>>711517610
no u
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Singles? How about this shit, fag
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I'm blak
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>>711517610
pardon me, i seem to have tripped
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>>711517610
im clean man
been clean
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These are not the dubs you are looking for!
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i swear i'm here legally, prease dont deport me
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Do you smell bacon?
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FUCK YOU
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>>711517610
Go into a ghetto shitstreet and announce your support for Trump
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>>711517610
Fuck you officer
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more like trips ahahaha xDDDD
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if I get dubs I'll shove a water bottle up my ass
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eat shit, officer.
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>>711517610
roll
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>>711517610
nothing to see here officer
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officer there's nothing to worry about, im white
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This is entrapment!
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No need to check me for illegal dubs officer i only have quads
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>>711517610
Have a lovely day officer
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just passing by officer, no dubs or trips here.
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Smells like pig shit
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sheeiit
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>>711517610
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no dubs in this household.
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if dubs ill shove umbrella up pooper
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>>711517610
roll
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>>711517610
Am I being detained?
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Nothing to see here, sir
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Fuck you pig
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Fuck the police
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I'm clean officer.
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>>711517610
Am I under arrest or am I free to go?
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I plead the fifth NIGGAAA
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nothing here sir, i swear
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>>711517610
Just minding my own business sir
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Just rollin through
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k
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>>711522466
aw shit
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>>711518966

Nice gif, faggot. Never seen that I've before... Step aside.
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>>711517610
Here you go officer. I would never cruise with dubs.
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Hello officer
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yes sir, no problem

>hands over fake singles

(he'll never suspect a thing)
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fuck the police I diddonuffin
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FUCK YOU NIGGERS
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ill always be single...feelsbadman
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fuck off nigger
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>>711517610
Black lives matter you fucking pig
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>>711517610
I'm white.
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suck my dick
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Piss off
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xD
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>>711520188
Nope, still a nigger
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>>711517610
What is this Nazi Germany?
I'm out copper!
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i'm already across the border anon, you can't catch me
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Fuck the police.

I've got trips to deliver, smuggled in from Mexico
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dindu nuffin officer
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>>711517610
What are dubs? Forgive me I'm new
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>>711524564
>singles
You came in LEGALLY, you get to stay
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Only singles here.
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>>711524648
you're safe, don't worry, you got your dubs
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>>711517610
is it because I'm black fuk u
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OK
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TRY AND FUCKING STOP ME
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>>711524648
if the last 2 numbers in your post number are the same, you have a dubs, if the last 3 are the same, trips
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>>711517610
I am a representative of Emperor Trump. You must let me pass, for I have immunity.
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I-I've never even tried dubs before!
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>>711524952
Thank you for explaining it.
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>don't be me
>don't checkem
>check these dubs I didn't get
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>>711520445
you were close, if the end was just 1 number lower, you would have had a triple
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Alright
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Only singles here
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I don't have any form of dubs on me, don't worry I'm trustworthy.
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good evening sir, thank you for your service. i'll just show you these singles and move along, please
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>>711517610
this is racial profiling
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>711517610
Don't have dubs
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Not a problem officer
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>>711517610
hallo, am white male. nothing sus about me. have good day
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>>711517610
I have no dubs to declare officer
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I swear to drunk officer, im not god
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no need for questioning just joining the singularity on the other side
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>>711525777
Oh fuck me. I got trips. Super jail for me
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I swear I'm not doing anything wrong sir
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i did no such thing
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>>711517610
I disables
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>>711517610
Fuck the police
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I'm a white male, sir. Don't want no trouble.
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I refuse you nigger faggot
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>>711526544

KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
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Suck on my chode BITCH!
Clayton Bigsby 2020!
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>>711526729
I VOTED FOR TRUMP!
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>>711526994

All right, sir, you can go. Have a nice night.
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Sup fuckers
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Fight me op
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>>711517610
AWWWW YEAAAAAH!
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No dubshere
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>>711517610
Nothing tosee here
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>>711527275
Thank you for your service, officer.
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sorry officer, nothign to see here
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>>711517610
i voted for trump sir, nothing wrong here.
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arrest me piggy
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just passing through officer
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>>711517610
Nothing suspicious here officer
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>>711517610
fuk off piggy
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Dubs. kek. Checkout these trip.
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>>711518433
lets whip out our dicks and hit him
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>>711517610
Nice try, but your not gonna find any dubs here officer.
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Will trips do officer?
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fuck im so drunk how do i get to mcdonalds
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>>711517610
check em officer
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don't hurt me
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>>711517610
I dindu nuffin wrong officer!
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>>711517610
but i'm president,boii you better choose your next words wisely, i can have you go missing without people asking questions.
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>>711517610
Sir, I can't show you anything until my lawyer is present.
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>>711517610
No dubs here officer
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okay
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>>711517610
Suck my dubs, coppers
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fuck singles and dubs it's all about the trumps
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no dubs here officer
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No worries officer, here you go.
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am i being detained???
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I've been good, officer.
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eat a dick
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>>711517610
I do not consent to being searched.
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Here are my singles, officer. Feel free to take a look.
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Is there a problem, officer?
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Nothing here officer
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Dubs incoming
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here you go sir
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Fuck 12
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Eat a dick
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Nothing to show here officer.
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Im am not the Dubs your looking for
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>>711517610
kys pic
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OFFICER THESE AREN'T DUBS I'M JUST OFF BY ONE SEE!?!?!!
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Only singles here sir
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Thats not dubs in my pants officer.
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fuck off, officer.
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>>711532677
better run, nigger
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Just passing by officer
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eat shit and my dubs officer
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Got trips bitch what now
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o shit its the cops
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In Trumps America I'll get dubs and you can suck my nuts.
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>>711526544
shut up brownie.... Hands on the car!!
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>>711517610
Just going to visit my sick mother, officer.
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*Slaps Officer*
Do sum bitch!
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>>711517610
Hey esse, I don wan no troouuble, señor.
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no problemos here obbiser
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I ain't giving you shit
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Yes sir, officer
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>>711517610
ok
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>>711517610
I have a permit for these dubs, officer
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pls
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Here you go nigger
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>>711525777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15W_4-4j41g
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>>711517610
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>>711517610
im legit.
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Here's your dub right here.
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I've got nothing
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c-can i go now ossifer?? i need to water my cacti.
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I'm no nigger, officer.
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im gonna go kkk on your nigger ass
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no dubs here off his her
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>>711538388
found the nigger
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like i give a fuck.
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>>711517610
Yo chill fam I ain't got nuffin'
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>>711517610
What about these quads
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Fuck you pig!
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no
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These aren't the dubs you're looking for
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sorry officer but I have dubs
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>>711517610
Here you go officer
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Oh god i have do many drugs on me.
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It's only for recreational use i promise
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Fuck the police
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FUCKING PIG!, CHECK MY QUINTS
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am i being detained?
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i meant no harm officer
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>>711538811
Better lube up, perp
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No dubs here sir.
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>>711517610
Im good.
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Aint shit gonna happen to me
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CHECK EM HOOKER
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I got nothing to hide
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You can't tell me what to do nigger. I do what I want to do
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>>711517610
You can take my dubs from my cold dead hands!
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>>711517610
I gotchu fam
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>>711541455
You have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER!
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If you're looking for dubs I can promise you you won't find any here
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Here's my badge and department ID. I'll be on my way.
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Nothing to see, Officer.
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Fuck
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no dubs over here officer
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just a white american passing by.... No need to look at me officer
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Roll for safe passage
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>>711517610
Just passing through officer
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>>711517610
got em right here chief
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>>711517610
Sorry... No dubs here man... Go catch a real criminal.
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h-h-hello Officer
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>>711517610

im on a vacation, just passing through
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>>711517610
whats the officer, problem?
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>>711517610
whats the officer problem?
>>
what seems to be the officer, problem?
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let me by
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dubs not found
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Nothing to declare here
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I don't have any dubs
In fact I've never even touched dubs before or any other non single digit, sir
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Am i under arrest
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Oh im sorry i thought this was america
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>>711517610
What are you gonna do, check me?
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