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not being useless shits
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What is a man?
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You cannot stop me from being useless.
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>>711517373
Fox centipede

Why
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*yawn*
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>>711517485
probably
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>>711517583
Post you butt.
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>>711517499
Why not?
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>>711517670
patience, friend
im looking for them
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>>711517847
Pls post,

In return, me.
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>>711517583

God that would be so intimidating if people's cocks could be that big.
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>>711517485
the sad part is you can't even stop yourself
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breast feeding the baby
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>>711518055
couldnt find them
take this until i sum up the courage for booty shots

[spoiler]which wont be for weeks[/spoiler]
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Where's Nibi
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>>711518055
?chris?????
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>>711518253
>>711518419

KYS faggots
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>>711518419
not here
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>>711518502
*botnet x
sup chap
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>>711517172
Hotte furrie p0rnz!
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>>711518718
Who are you BUB?
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>>711518846
a long time lurker
but a new poster
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>>711518721
Evenin'.
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>>711519076
I said whats UP NOT HELLO PAY ATTENTION
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>>711518274
Am I whore yet
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>>711517172

KYS faggots
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>>711519306
youre getting close
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>>711519122
I quit my job two weeks ago to bum around with negroes and do drugs and attempt suicide and I really wish I'd quit imagining the feeling of my skull mushrooming outward every time I do it THATS WHATS UP
HAPPY
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>>711519462
attempt suicide how and why
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>>711519462
and no not particularly.
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>>711519462
chap has anybody ever told you that you're a fucking crazy person
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>>711519400
You have Jontron nose and cheeks.
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>>711519805
thats a compliment tbh
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>>711519400
I'm too lazy to take more pictures.
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>>711519994
same
and im too much of a bitch to post actual selfies
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>>711520088
Jontron?
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>>711519994
>>711520088
it's the same exact person
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>>711519557
The ol' Hemingway Two-Step, russian style
e.g. 7.62x54r to the skull.
>>711519607
All the time.
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>>711520323
again
thats a compliment
i love jontron

>>711520348
:?
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I mean, I have no friends besides internet folk, spend most of my time in a moulded-out schizo-graffiti'ed shithole of a barn, doing nothing but browsing the internet or feeling sorry for myself, I honestly didn't need to be told.
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>>711520598
Wasn't supposed to be a diss, love

I took way too many of these so now I have extras.
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>>711520919
very nice

the most i can do is silly selfies with dumb faces
look at how disgusting my beard was

so glad i started trimming it
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>forgot the why
I have no ambitions, hopes, or prospects for the future and I deem myself incapable of attaining any of those things in a timely manner.
Why bother to drag out a death that's long been called for?
I'd rather not be one of the walking corpses that litter the waking world.
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>>711520919
Weren't you on South Park resently?
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This is all just a repeat anyway, change the channel.
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>>711521068
My facial hair doesn't really fill in at all, it grows in orange on my chin and lip but blonde everywhere else.
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I am so confused.
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Nice thread marking faggot.
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>>711521166
edgy
i approve

>>711521257
at least youre in good shape
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>>711521316
>>711521316
>>711521316
>>711521316
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>>711520919
>>711521068
>guy on left
If both of you had a kid
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>>711521407
a match made in heaven
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>>711521301
I gotchya covered fam. No one saw a thing.

>>711521374
Thanks!

>>711521407
>pic
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Can't tell if we're being trolled
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oh thank god
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>>711521587
Just sit back and let it happen.
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We're not. This is the level this group has sunk to.
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>>711521886
Hey man cheer up, it could be worse. You could be gay.
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>>711521986
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Could be worse, we could be furries.
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>>711521986
Why are you speaking to me?
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It's hard to get any lower than rock bottom but damnit, we brought the drills
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>>711521886
And you've done nothing to stop it. I hope you feel an immense amount of guilt.
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>>711522125
Joke's on you.
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>>711522159
Because I'm better than you? Отвали, педик.
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>>711522211
I have felt an immense amount of guilt for 26 out of the 27 years I have been alive.
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DON'T CALL IT A GHETTO
IT'S THE PLANTATION Y'ALL CHOSE
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>>711522362
Better at what? Better at being a failure? Cause you're certainly the best at that.
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>>711522530
You've been alive longer, you've been a faggot longer than I have. You are by definition, more of a faggot than I am.

Thus you have more reason to end your life.

Сука блять.
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Keep up hope, the end of the dream
a shining fish splashes in a stream
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>>711522719
the logic is sound
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The dream is that one day, Dev will acknowledge me.
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>>711522719
I didn't say faggot, I said failure.
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>>711522974
There's a difference? I know not.
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Dream bigger.
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>>711522974
same thing really
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If the annoying orange can be president, you can get his attention, nay, the attention of the ENTIRE WORLD
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>>711522974
>>711523031
>>711523088
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>>711523031
The difference is I have standards, whereas you do not.

>>711523088
You live in the worst part of California. The part that is swarmed with hipsters, hippies, and HIV, you NorCal living fuckboi.
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>>711523088
I guess you're a failure too then, bazza
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>>711523474
nice response retard
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>>711523474
I don't understand your argument, you don't know what my standards are.
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>>711523506
Well yeah, duh. Hey pops.
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>>711523506
touhou was a mistake
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>>711523567
>Says the guy that lives in NorCal.

Talk to me when you decide to leave that hellhole.
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>>711523501
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>>711523700
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>>711523681
You have no standards.
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>>711523725
Touhou is perfection

>>711523700
Sup?
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>>711523735
>hellhole
>temperate climate
>fresh water
>tech companies
>lush mountain ranges
>hellhole

>>711523763
yeah basically

>>711523829
gonna fuck around in Overwatch by myself because none of my usual voice group is on. You?
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>>711523711
game recommendations?
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>>711523932
Cousins 21st, gonna go say hi.
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I like all of you, unless you all secretly hate me, in which case that was just a clever ruse and I knew all along
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>>711523932
>hippies
>hipsters
>HIV
Sounds like a hellhole to me.

Also
>mountains
>not massive deserts
Nice try though.
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>>711524177
deserts are shitty, there's a reason why so little people live in them
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>>711523736
cute
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>>711524237
That's precisely why they're so great. Beautiful massive plains with very little people. Mountains are claustrophobic and crawling with hillbillies.
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>New Ch@@@n open .

http://city-chan.pw/cg/
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Got dinner. Hooray
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>>711525032
Put on a dress.
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my HUNKS folder is getting to big that it smells of musk
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>>711525470
no
also i don't have one
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>>711525470
mew
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>>711525501
You should get one.
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>>711525883
why should I?
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>>711525711
Kitty, I have 2 and a half hours left of this shift, and I'm boooooored.
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>>711526087
2 hours left of what
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>>711526002
So you can be a proper faggot.
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>>711526087
nooooooooooooo
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>>711526234
that's not really what i'm looking to do
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>The difference is I have standards, whereas you do not.

Next thing he'll say is he's intelligent and has an eye for "Art".

Really have to wonder if anything in his life is a truth.
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>>711526609
>>711526609
>>711526609
>>711526609
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>>711526225
Work.

>>711526239
Entertain me.

>>711526318
Don't care.
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