Share your secrets! I'm a nigger!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Share your secrets!
I'm a nigger!
I enjoy pasta more than I should.
I kill whores. I feed them to my dogs grinding up whats left and dispose of them in the water.
>>711509770
copypasta?
My gf and her friends have a body-positive group chat where they share nudes and compliment each others bodies.
I steal the pics from her iMessage when she's out of the house and spread them around the internet.
>>711509691
nice try nsa
I ran for president in a country filled with morons as a joke and actually won. Now I'm stuck without a plan
>>711510607
share em please
>>711511092
18677774903 I'll help you donald.
Nice one
>>711511092
Nice
>>711509691
i emptied a 250 gallon "barrel" full of glue down a sewer. the glue was to stick ground up rubber to the new running track at the highschool. it ended up costing tens of thousands of dollars in damage to the sewer lines. never got caught.
>>711509691
I want to organize a blow bang for my wife.
We just started exploring sexually and have had two threesomes in the last month and she wants to try sucking multiple cocks one after the other.
As long as my cock is one of them I'm good with it.
Her tits
>>711512452
lulz.
>>711512755
Ew, no.
>>711509770
are you odt ?
i looked through my sister's phone and found nudes and i've wanted to fuck her ever since i saw them
>>711512755
Be last in line so you can catch all the STDs.
>>711513303
youknow what you have to do....
I messed with my sis. Amazing stuff
I was once asked to dogsit for my family and I let the dog fuck me, sucked his dick. Then I fucked my girlfriend like 40 minutes later while he watched with a hard on. She kept looking over at it and I wish I had mentioned something. She was seriously fucked in the head.
I used to molest my neighbor, but I didn't know it. I was only two years older, thought she liked it. I thought we were dating. She didn't. Oh well, what can you do about 9 year olds?
I cheat on my current gf constantly with creepy old dudes on CL when I travel for work. I also crossdress commonly when I travel. Old dudes love it.
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>711513431
believe me if i still had the pics I would share, but i deleted them out of not wanting to get caught with them
>>711513486
story time?
I slept with my brother's girlfriend during a camping trip. He never found out about us, but did dump her later when she ended up cheating on him with a third dude.
>>711513303
Same with my daughter
I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me.
When I was about 12-13 years old on two separate occasions a strange man tried getting me into his car.
I sometimes wish I had gone for it
>>711513866
pooooooooooooooost
>>711514001
You've posted this before and I've never forgotten it. It's the most bizarre, hilarious thing I've read on /b/
>>711514078
Same dude?
>>711514151
She's 13
>>711514291
not jugding, but damn thats kinda fucked
>>711513866
you fap to her? plz share
>>711513755
Newfag here so no idea how to green text.
>Was masturbating in room.
>Was only me and my sister in house alone, babysitting.
>Sister comes in sees my cock.
>She runs out, knowing I was doing something secret
>Got up, with a hard on.
>Went to the living room with her.
>She asked if I was playing with myself
>I said yes.
>She said her friends brother plays with her. I liked the idea.
>I asked if she would wanna try
>You can figure out the rest of what happen.
Not saying details about her or I but she is younger then me. Yes we stil play around.
>>711514747
Ok so I do know how to greentext. Guess I got lucky
>>711514291
so who is she sending them to? is she just posing or is she doing hardcore stuff?
>>711514276
It might have been. They looked similar
First time they offered me a ride to school.
Second time it was dark out, late at night so hard to see.
>>711514833
Posing in front of mirror I assume to send to someone
>>711514602
Can't share here but yes I fap to her
>>711515092
why not? block out face?
>>711515419
>13
>>711515560
fuck bruh
missed that one
>>711515012
anything dirtier? bet her fingers look good all slick and wet
>>711515642
Best I got was spread legs on the floor.
Chubby, white, brunette, glasses
>>711515012
man when i found my sister's pics she was fingering herself to cum and spreading her pussy and asshole, fapped and came instantly but felt guilty after
>>711516099
why? sisters are the sexiest.
>>711515976
oh you, i've seen you in these threads before. is she shaving it?
I've wanted to post pictures of me but my fiance goes on here, posted in a foot thread earlier for the first time even though feet don't do anything for me
>>711516316
idk it's a gut feeling. but i still went back to doing it, shes not that hot but her body is fucking amazing. hard to look at your sisters face when you're fapping to her
>>711516359
It was shaved then at the least. Hairless mound. Chubby spread thighs. She got in trouble so we took her phone.
>>711516618
have you let her catch you plowing your drunk wife in the living room?
>>711509691
•I want to fuck an autistic girl. Autistic people are easy to manipulate. I want to know what it's like to fuck a woman who I can basically bone anytime and doesn't understand the idea of an STD
•(Ironically) I hate almost all people that are aspie, autistic and so on. So I think I'd hate myself
•I want to fuck my step sister that is 15 but I'm more scared of getting raped in prison so fuck it
•I'm not gay honestly, but I have thought about asking a few guys out.
•If Adam Lambert asked me out I would squeal like a school girl
>>711517022
She got an eyeful last weekend saw her mom sucking my dick in the living room. That's about it.
>>711509691
>711509691
ds
>>711517140
You are gay
>>711517328
you talk to her about it? 'hey sweety what you saw is perfectly normal, and if you wanted to see it maybe we could find an arrangement'
>>711517397
See that's it tho, I like woman more. I just like the idea of dating a guy but honestly, it turns me off too. I think about what it's like living with a guy VS a girl and a woman makes more since. Buttsecks with a dude gets old, when you only have 2 holes to fuck. At least with a woman, you have 4 (urethra)
>>711517140
You're a faggot bro.
>>711517766
;_;
But I like woman more
Lonneke
>>711517652
You can't fuck a Urethra dude. Go back to your hentai trash and leave the rest of us alone.
>>711517888
These trips here, these trips are lies. Nothing you can do will make you any less faggot.
I've had active hpv for 5 years, and have slept with over a dozen girls unprotected in the last year alone. Ive always said I'm clean.
>>711517929
https://urethralsex.tumblr.com/
Thanks for playing
>>711518021
*sighs and gets a dildo ready for my anus*
>>711511092
Really, because these are the talking points of a Soros shill. Fucking pathetic
I make shitty youtube videos and live in my moms basement.
https://youtu.be/OkZFStHjWyY
>>711512452
That's ok because that ground up rubber causes cancer. So...
>>711514747
if she's super young you should go kick that brothers ass.
>>711514001
Kek. You do what ya gotta do
>>711514747
What is this? A prove you're white thread?
I want a chubby boyfriend to cuddle with and fuck me every once in a while.
>>711517587
It was pretty much just oh my god oh my god gross.
But I hope she gets the idea and starts sucking the cum out of boys at school.
So recently i played a 'sex game' with my cousin which i have casual sex with. I challenged her if she could last longer than me when she's riding. The game was simple:
We would do it without a condom.
She would ride ontop of me until she cums and then she would get off. If i cant control it i would have to bust my load in her cunt and impregnate her.
We played the game while she was most fertile (ovulating) for the extra risk fun, and i was very confident i would last longer.
However when we actually did it i ended up cumming inside her, now im afraid that she would be pregnant.
>>711519514
how old are you both?
>>711519514
you're giving the south a bad name dude. Stop that
>>711519693
We're both 17...
Pretty stupid game, but the idea was kinda hot at first
>>711509691
I once ripped the cross off of a church
>>711509691
I'm married and have 2 kids. I have a fairly regular/standard sexual relationship with my wife. All I want is for her to give me a good pegging (if she licked my asshole that would be amazing, but I think that might be disgusting so I get that that is probably never happening). Also, I jerk it to tranny porn when we cant fuck.
>>711509691
>>711518033
Nice dubs.
>>711519859
Well if she IS pregnant, once she hits 5 months or so she's gonna want to fuck constantly so you hit a jackpot in that sense
>>711519104
she says that but i bet she went straight to her room and fingered herself
>>711522832
I hope so. I still made mom finish after she was gone.
>>711514001
This is the best thing I have ever read during my 8 years on this shit hole of a website. Thank you.
>>711510607
You sir are a menace to society
I'm a faggot
>>711523007
keep nailing mom every few nights in the living room and eventually it's just gonna become normalized for her
>>711517140
You're a piece of shit.
When I was around 12 I used to fool around with my cousin. First it started with just making out, but escalated to me sucking his dick.
>>711509691
I have a sleep creep fetish.
I like molesting grown men when they are asleep or passed out.
I have done it to my bf's older brothers.
My favorite memory of it was once at an after party.
>Three stoners passed out in living room.
>All snoring heavily, drunk or baked or both.
> Begin fondling see how far I can go with each. Only one so far, my creep senses tell me.
>Suck his half chub till he cums.
>decide to fuck with them, I spit it onto the lips of his passed out friend. Remove their pants entirely, hid them outside. Place his head near his crotch. Take pics and leave.
>Next couple days here shit got outta control and they ended up fighting.
>Post pics on their fb's with fake account.
>Best troll ever.
>Feels bad, I sorta liked the one that got beat up though.
I'm a nasty hamplanet, and this only one of my fetishes. It is easier to get away with because of muh genials. Bitches can't rape. ;)
I jacked off in a church once
>>711523967
I just want you to know I hate fat people with a passion and when the revolution comes I'm going to start targeting people like you on site. Fat cunt. If it weren't for people like you we could feed everyone but you consume so many fucking resources we can't.
>>711524107
right, its the lards not globalists that consume resources. get bent ya goy
>>711523118
I'd love her to walk in to me fucking her mom in the ass on her knees.
I'm big but would rather date/marry a guy
>>711516543
Dude I feel the same way. Just read all your posts lol. I want my sis so bad!
>>711524375
*bi
>>711524307
i think all three of you would love that
>>711524275
Lards are soldiers of globalism. They are the main consumers and they pride themselves on that. Stupid, clouded mind retards too concerned with the new flavour of oreo or limited edition fast food item and The Walking Dead instead of the state of the world and the actions of the people in their government. Fatties need to be shot.
>>711524445
I wonder how drunk the wife has to be to roleplay a little.
>>711524463
according to you they won't even need to be shot, just murdered by their own gluttony. It is a slow depopulation agenda and it is indeed working beautifully. Don't get you jockies in a twist, save those hollow points for fit liberalcucks. ;) good goy
I want nothing more than to lick my little sisters sweet cameltoe. Literally. But I think it'd be so hot to watch some other lucky guy get to taste it right in front of me.
>>711524708
I hate conservatives and neolibs. In fact I hate Americans especially white Americans, fuck you.
>>711524392
i wish i could have experimented with her when we were younger, now we both have s/o's. her best feature is definitely her ass so i would maybe fuck her doggystyle so i could grab her ass while i fuck her or maybe get her to try blowing me
>>711509691
i got fondled in the locker room at my highschool but still havent told anyone because they'll call me a faggot
>>711524579
no time like the presenet to find out
>>711524579
>>711524445
Yeah faggot tell your wife and get her onboard.
>>711524914
man you are a fucking delightful little rage machine! what's your blog babe, I would love read it and rub my monstrous fat clit and jizz myself over and over again from your antiamerican rage!
>>711525053
Maybe a hint when she gets home
>>711525067
Yeah I don't think abusing our kid will turn her on
>>711525155
Fuck off back to >>>/pol/ delusional schizoid cunt.
>>711525419
you're making my cunt gush ooooh more nasty talk! slap me whilst I eat a fudge cake and shove didlos in my rolls!
>>711525332
wife's out? doing what? is daughter in bed?
>>711525772
At friends for a birthday. Kid is upstairs watching tv. She's not supposed to have electronics in her room so she's up late in the living room.
>>711525619
I would force feed you cheeseburgers to the point of you choking and dying.
>>711526108
that's it you nasty angry little man, fatten me up and fuck my rotting corpse!!!!
>>711526254
Pic related it's you. Don't cut yourself on that edge, fatty.
im kinda into penises and have a dildo and find men more arousing but Im repressed so bad. I use meth bc it helps me embrace it but ugh
>>711525926
oh you should be spending some quality time with her, especially if she's braless/in shorts as usual...and if she rests her head on your lap dont be afraid of that boner
>>711526500
damn baby can't you tell by how fine I am, that I am a 700lb big beautiful black boss bitch. Now eat my cunt cheese you hate filled fuck, and ram my booty hole with your baby pudding
>>711509691
i've been cumming in my niece's food since she was 8, she's 14 now and still gets a dose of jizz at least once a week
>>711524996
I want nothing more than to lick my little sisters sweet cameltoe. Literally. But I think it'd be so hot to watch some other lucky guy get to taste it right in front of me.
>>711526674
I've had a couple drinks maybe I should go sit with her.
>>711526714
Yeah I know that I've given my daughter's shoes, panties, even her toothbrush brush a shot every once in a while.
Do you try to watch her eat it?
>>711526685
I feel like you're underage. The way you talk is so fucking stupid and childish. You are proof that women can't be funny.
>>711526925
yeah i think you should
I've been fuckin my step-mom's niece since january, I'm 17 she's 14
>>711527018
Oh yeah, always try to watch her eat it when I can, makes me so hard everytime she thanks me for a cum filled meal
i like to cover her toothbrush and panties pretty often too, she has pretty much been raised on my cum lol. it's what growing sluts need right?
>>711527034
just slap me with your big ol ham banana angry goyim, you've made me cum so much already!
im the fbi and i come here to catch people posting in these threads
>>711527126
nice, you pop her cherry?
>>711527353
hahahaha lol
I'm very attracted to pubescent boys. Still into ones my age more though.
My gf has a lesbian coworker that has been hitting on her since spring. My gf is flattered but has been frequently turning her down and telling her no. Well I've been in touch with her coworker and I'm trying to arrange a threesome.
>>711518564
Always loved this picture. Is she rich, is she just on vacation?
Posted about it a fair bit but for the past seven months my parents have been using restraints on me, mostly because of my behavior.
>>711528656
Must know more
PLEASE HELP ME IM GAY
>>711528915
what do you want to know?
anybody interested I'II be up for a bit more
kik me: mightyducks90 or I'll come back and answer
>>711529338
tell me more, anything you want to share about your behavior.
>>711521728
I'm straight too but traps get me diamond. Not the "traps" that post here the ones who can pass as a girl and have cam sites.
>>711509691
I want to fuck my mother. Hell even a Bj or handjob. I don't find her hot at all. She bends down showing of her ass? Disgusted. I don't have urge to touch her at all. Hell I don't even particularly like her. She's often rude and crude, annoying and generally barely passes for a 4/10 but God damned I want to bone that so bad.
I don't know why I want to, I just know I want to. She's used to me walking around in my boxers and I've gotten good at whipping my dick out and walking around with it ou a it's covered by my shirt, it makes my so hard knowing that at anytime she could see it. I'm thinking about maturbating one day when she gets home and "pretend" not to her here come in so she can find me jerking it, and hopefully, join in.
I know it will never happen, but I don't know why I want it too.
>>711529485
Just your typical depression, ADD and also ODD. I act first, think later and have anger outbursts and ya I think my parents were tired of it?
>>711509691
I enjoy the aroma of my own farts. I eat certain things so it will stink just right.
>>711529575
yea i dont think youre gay, im a girly guy and vaginas just ickk.
>>711529650
so you are harmful to yourself or others?
How old are you?
Have you considered being baker acted or some kind of in patient treatment?
I mean if your parents were tired of it they wouldn't deal with it, no? Seems like they are trying but yeah idk dude
Currently 18.000 km away from my gf for half a year. I'm happy with her, but actually don't miss her that much and feel guilty.
>>711529951
a bit of both, punch walls and choked my brother once. I see a therapist, he knows about this stuff so and ya they try in their own bizarre way but it's hard sometimes. As far as age, two years from freedom IMO.
I like to sneak pics of my wife when she is naked and share them with other guys on kik. I love to hear them talk nasty about her and know they are jacking off to her.
>>711530259
jeez kid, ever think maybe you might be on the verge of a serious mental illness? They start to manifest around your age a bit.
my personal opinion is nature.
getting out, rewilding.
Hunting, camping, old school pioneer homesteading way of life. No noise or chemicals.
what do you think will help you man?
>>711530804
hahaha, I'm actually much better now than even seven months ago when this started. I went from nightly / daily restraints to only a few times a week so
>>711509691
>be 13
>aunt on mom's side loses her dream job >2 weeks after finding out her bf of 8 years cheated
>depressed, broke, chubby 6/10 and gaining weight quickly
>moves in with me and my mom temporarily
>spends most days sleeping, getting shitfaced and popping some kind of pills while watching sad movies
>mom leaves me at home alone with her one weekend so she can go to a funeral
>"I left lasagna & some other stuff in the fridge, yada yada, could you please check in on your aunt at least once today? She's still pretty down and she might need cheering up"
>not happy about it because sad adults freak me the fuck out, but I agree
>go back to playing PlayStation until I notice the sun is down and I still haven't done it
>tip-toe down the hall to her room hoping to find her asleep so I'd have an excuse not to
>peak in the already cracked door and see something my 13yo mind wasn't ready for
>pale E cup titties
>she's laying on her back, completely naked, with a blanket covering just one leg
>facing me, but eyes closed
>be me, deer in headlights
>see not only my life, but the lives of all my ancestors pass before my eyes
>something eventually breaks my trance and I see that she's staring right at me
>"sorry!" I blurt out, unsure of what to do
>she lifts her head and stares until a huge smile comes over her face
>"Anon!"
>her head nods uncontrollably from the booze+pill combination
Cont.
>>711527039
I guess he's busy now.
>>711531071
realize she's either too out of it to realize she's naked, or she just doesn't care
>I tell her about the lasagna because I'm 12 and what is this
>tells me "that's nice" and gives me a sympathetic look
>it's dark and I'm sure I was visibly spooked, so I think she thought I'd had a nightmare(I know exactly how much this part sounds like bullshit, but it's all I can think of)
>she rolls over to face me, giant pale tits falling with an audible clap
>pats the bed and says "come here"
>join her in bed and she spoons me until I fall asleep
>her arms around my shoulders so that she's pulling the back of my head into her cleavage
Sneaking into her room at night became a regular thing after that. She was barely lucid at all the first few nights, so I'd wait until she started to snore to grope and finger her. Eventually she caught me groping her, but she straight up encouraged it. I lost my virginity to her on the most lucid night I remember, so I'm sure she remembers
>mfw she hugs me longer than my brother when she sees us
>mfw I fucked my unconscious aunt in the ass
>Be me, 19 yo, virgin.
>High, just came home from friends
>Girl (flirt) text me that I should come
>Im high and its around midnight
>Fuckit.jpeg
>Takes parents car
>Meet with this girl (muslim btw)
>She seems super excited to see me and start kissing me
>I ask if she is on drugs, since she seems out of this world.
>She says she smoked weed.
>We start driving.
>She is laughing, hard to get in contact with and try to make out while im driving.
>We drive to the outskirts of town.
>She wants to fuck.
>We want to do it outside.
>I take a pack of condoms out.
>She throws it away, because "you won't need this" (Like we were meant to be forever)
>She sucks my unwashed dick.
cont.
>>711531077
can't blame him
>>711519514
What fucking girl agrees to that??
>>711532191
>We go to the car and try to fuck.
>She is to tight without lube.
>Suddenly I feel sick.
>Open the door and vomit.
>She doesn't understand that im puking and try to kiss me meanwhile.
>I drive her home to my place because I feel like shit and she is acting weird.
>Can barely get her into my room because she is looking at the stars, laughing and out of contact.
>Get her in my room, I try to sleep.
>She is looking at me whole FUCKING night.
>Whole night she is looking at me and asking me "Let's make love, my love"
>freakedout.jpeg
>Day after she spends 2 hours on the bathroom. No one knows wtf is happening.
>I still feel sick.
>She start bringing food (that I won't eat because im still vomitting)
>She does not understand why I won't eat.
>I go and put her on the bus, to get rid of her.
I asked her pleanty of times, wheather she has brothers or not (muslim). And she said no, that she is an only child.
2 days pass.
>Phone is ringing, unknown number.
>Hello I say.
>Hello it's XXX little brother
>crap.jpeg
>What have you been doing to my sister?
>Ehhh what?
Turns out his sister had a fucking psychose and hadn't slept for 3 days because she was manic. So she was on the hospital.
Haven't talked to the girl since and deleted her number, fb etc.
I feel so embarassed about it.
Almost fucking a mentally ill.
Not fair.
>>711510068
I believe anon.
>>711510519
The conspiracy thickens...
I wanna be a cuck and watch my girlfriend fuck multiple guys and be a whore
>>711513573
dude, we need to hook up on business trips
>I pitch
I'm a professional UFC fighter who just got his ass whooped tonight.
I sell nudes and cams to pay for my studies :/
>>711514291
you say that as if you have a point.
my brother pissed me off when i was 6 so i pissed on his pillow
still haven't told him.
>>711533784
Same here.
>>711517140
>but I'm more scared of getting raped in prison
actually wants to get raped in prison
>still not gay
>>711517652
>(urethra)
pencil dick virgin geek
>sorry anon, fucking the urethra is NOT a thing. let alone possible
>>711527776
>my age
so like 9-10?
>>711518125
dicks don"t make it in. this is not a thing
I force myself to cry at everything, for fear of having to laugh.
>>711518770
faggot or gril?
>>711519514
>>711519104
Alex, I'll take Things That Never Happened for $400.
>>711523068
no shit
>>711523191
gril or faggot?
if gril, greentext
if faggot, IDGAF
>>711523967
I fucked her.
>>711526550
>I use meth bc it helps me embrace it
that's the most interesting way I've heard a meth whore describe sucking cock
>>711529274
>PLEASE HELP ME IM GAY
I'll fuck your mouth hard and deep until I cum straight down your throat
>because that's the "help" you're looking for
>>711521728
>>711529575
>>711529830
Sorry dude, just about all traps get me hard. I really wanna get fucked by a shemale/girl-pegging just about anything with something going up my ass. I love watching t-girls getting rammed and ramming someone else. I wish I could suck myself off. Im gonna jerk off and not eat my cum bc I get disappointed when I cum... but I really want to right now.
>>711529613
you want to because you are a kissless permavirgin faggot and that's all you got going, and it isn't.
>sad
>>711536839
I really wanna eat my cum that is... but when I cum I get disgusted by it.
>>711531495
>>mfw I fucked my unconscious aunt in the ass
yeah, who hasn't?
>>711537163
ooo ur def gay then
>>711533227
faggot
Ive done stuff with my cousin who happens to be a trap.
When my nephews stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf
>>711534369
How do I contact you for this..
ive been fucking my female cousin for 6 weeks now. (im female as well)
>>711537996
add my snap: Lemon.power
>>711514001
didnt save the shoops, shoop bay doop shoop bay doop bay doop bay doop
>>711518770
faggot
>>711509691
I am actually from the outer earth.
the earth is really flat. it is a well kept secret. But anytime you meet a person with a strange accent who says they come from here or there, keep in mind that there is a chance that they come from the outer earth.
and keep in mind that there is a war raging in the outer earth, and an army is coming toward "earth" which is just like a puddle on the infinite flat plane of conscious mind.
Earth is a training ground for the enemy to better understand us. that's all.
and all you think is real, that we live on earth in "outer space" but that is just a deception.
Because there is no "outer space" like in the movies or like how we see on TV.
Outer space is simply the area beyond the boundaries of known earth.
the amount of mysteries on the horizon are incomprehensibly great.
so never believe this is all there is. I tell you, i am from the outside and there is so much more out there.
i only tell you because no one will believe me.
>>711535771
replied to wrong persosn. faggot
>>711531495
>I tell her about the lasagna because I'm 12 and what is this
I'm 43 and have phone sex a few times a month with an 18 year old girl who thinks I'm 24. Most of of the time I play daddy but have talked her into playing mommy for me lately. I just used some pics of some random dude I found that looked handsome and she went for it. The one drag is she's totally up for skype but I can't of course, and fuck I'm aching to see those 366DDDs live. She texts almost daily and even jokes about how perfect we would be together and how she wants to move out west to live with me. May sound like complete bullshit but I don't care, people scam each other on the net daily and I've talked so many women into phone sex or more I've lost count. (pic not her, obviously)
My ex gf would fuck out dog, and she loved it
i bump dying threads
>>711541414
1414 chkted
I haven't had a girlfriend in years because i have no need for it i feel. I rather fuck escorts, prostitutes and money loving college girls. People ask me why i don't have a girlfriend. It's just such a goddamn hassle. Way too much work. I don't even like the whole emotional sharing shit. All the nagging and backstabbing, fuck that. This is easy and what i need. And the girls seem to like me. Although that could just be part of the job. "Nice to see you again". Hope no one finds out
>>711541742
just be gay idiot
i'm just now realizing how much i have to accomplish in life and it's disheartening.
>>711542339
you dont have to do anything
Had sex with three different girls in a single day who were all interested in me before asking out my current gf the following night.
Girl A: Ex who was pissed at her current bf and was trying to get back with me
Girl B: Girl I had known for a while and knew she was into me, fooled around before but never did anything till that night
Girl C: Girl who absolutely loved the shit out of me Adoring Fan from Oblivion style - knew her older sisters well since one was in my year and one was in the year after me
All three girl were younger than me to some degree and I exploited their naivety and infatuation with me to get sex.
To this day, none of them know I did that on purpose. They all individually wrote it off as a one time, "heat of the moment" thing.
I'm still good friends with all three, so I don't really feel bad about it even though I probably should.
Just feels weird.
>>711542460
yes i do though. i have the skills and time, but it will take serious hard work to finish anything.
>>711542872
no motivation then?
I had a tranny creampie one once
I came hands free at the same time
It was pretty good
>>711542913
there's so much work to do that it seems overwhelming, but there will never be less work to do and this current environment will never get better.
I know who put the bag of frozen broccoli above the grocery manager's office.
>>711513208
Bahaha
Not a very important secret to anyone but me, but I'm gay.
>>711543067
what kind of guys you like?
>>711543067
are you the only one who doesnt know?
>>711538818
are you a demon than?
I have supernatural abilities but I am too afraid to show them to anyone.
im a fggt
I was jerking off once, and right before I came, I thought of Donald J Trump. That was the hardest I ever came.
>>711543163
You are agitated.
>>711509691
I have gynecomastia, badly. I'm a guy, but other than a penis I developed more as a female. In school, I kept being teased for looking like a girl and only had one long-term girlfriend, a girl who was (other than me) a lesbian. Lemons to lemonade, I now troll social sites pretending to be a woman to tease guys for lol's.
>>711543217
Go to bed Pence, you're drunk again.
when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
I used to pray hard every night before I sleep that I could wake up a beautiful girl. Now I just pray that I don't wake up because I'm too much a pussi to become an hero.
>>711543115
I'm a girl, so none.
>>711543126
???
>>711536248
be more specific, I've fucked a lot of dudes
>>711521728
just got my wife into it and she loves it.
>>711542913
That's me.
>>711543242
Don't worry. I'd stick it in your pooper if you're feminine enough.
>>711510068
You're a piece of shit for keeping your dogs so hungry they eat human flesh.
>>711509691
Been at uni for 2 months now, made alot of new friends. This is honestly the most empty and alone i have ever felt and i just don't know why
>>711543420
Here's the kicker, I'm mostly straight. When I go online, I'm really dolled up. I play a girl, not a trap. I'm kind of addicted to teasing guys now and sometimes do things while they fap.
i sell drugs so i can support my coke addiction
