1. Name the ability you want to have
2. Other anons tell you the counter effect of this ability
I'll start
The ability to see throught any matter (clothes, wall, etc)
>>711509371
But only when you stick sharpies in pooper
The ability to an hero on command.
are blind
Ability to pee backwards
>>711509603
shit from dick
ability to flawlessly preform meme magic
>>711509603
peeing up your ass
Ability to control chance/risk
>>711509571
The moment you die the rest of the universe collapses.
>>711509371
>>711509571
>>711509603
>>711509727
>>711509745
>>711509779
your dick gets smaller everytime you use your ability
Become king of pirates
>>711509851
haha big xD anon very funny le meme
ability to counter any (no exeptions) counter effect
>>711509978
Pirates are incredibly mutinous
>>711509745
but can only make random decisions
the ability to instantly regenerate all the semen in my balls
>>711510147
no superpowers
>>711510147
but your ability wears off
>>711510192
>but can only make random decisions
but then I'd be able to control the chance of my decision being random? so still a win
>>711510147
Counter effects gets countered by effect countering counter effect
I am god.
>>711510199
but you still a nigger
the ability to summon any pizza
>>711509371
so you'd rather be pervy voyeur than have the real thing?
I'd rather have the ability to seduce any woman.
The counter effect to yours is induce blindness in your presence.
Super speed
>>711510401
but only penis flavour
>>711510401
each time you summon pizza you also summon hungry hobo next to you
>>711509978
Butt pirates
>>711510417
but also in bed
>>711510285
no, because your decision to do so would be up to chance, which you will be able to control, but only if chance permits you to do so. you are normal man with no powers.
Can't tie shoes
Triple kick flip
>>711509371
the ability to completely heal any living being just by thought alone.
I would always roll trips
>>711509371
you can only use it in the dark
>>711510147
ok congrats, but if thats your power than its useless since you dont have ant other power
>>711510601
but you give the same damage/sickness to someone else
>>711510601
but whatever injury you heal is inflicted on you.
All your thoughts are transferred to the person.
The ability to fly
The ability to control chance
>>711510601
you can only heal their left pinky, or its equivalent if its not human
>>711510762
but you can only use it when you nut
>>711510759
can only be used underground
ability to turn invisible while playing the trombone
>>711510762
You still have no chance of getting layed
I can fly with dick windmill
>>711510606
But it would only work on "roll trips and leave 4chan forever" threads.
>>711509371
>>711509371
Every time you close your eyes, it burns like boiling water on your skin.
>>711509571
When you die you die
>>>711509603
Only if someone is looking
>>711509727
Will never get a gf
>>711509745
change/risk is never cero, nor 100% (tfw when both power and condition are actually real)
>>711509978
But you will have 900 episodes when you are not
>>711510147
You have no power at all
>>711510192
You can use it only when sleeping
>>711510363
you meet kratos
>>711510401
Theres is always pineapple and apple in your pizza
>>711510417
everytime you use it, you age twice as fast
>>711510550
to your own mom
>>711510601
You cannot stop healing, if someone realizes its you, you lose your power.
>>711510606
not on 4chin
>>711510759
you are given 2 gigantic wings like a demon, impossible to hide.
>>711510762
its already done
>the ability to rape anyone just by looking them in the ass
super strength
>>711510762
in a parallel universe
>>711510980
in order to have fuel you must fill your dick with gasoline, like an engine
>>711510957
Trombone gets stuck in your ass for a week after each use.
Ability to post funny banana to every thread on 4chan at the same time.
>>711510997
has to be bare ass, no clothing whatsoever
Mind fucking
>>711511089
if you ever use it your mom dies in her sleep if you don't respond to this post
>>711511089
can only be threads you make
ability to summon limitless amounts of legal cash, specifically US dollars
ability to za warudo
>>711511150
Shit
>>711511089
Your skin starts to turn yellow and peels for each banana posted.
The ability to chew 5 gum
ability to make people disappear just by pointing at them and saying "bang"
Shape shift into any person or animal
>>711510997
but you can only do it to someone for 20 seconds
>>711511362
Everyone calls you a furfag and you end up killing yourself.
>>711511362
it can only be a dead person or dead animal, but as soon as you revert back your fine so thats cool i guess
>>711511264
but theyre all ones
>>711509371
The ability to make everyone happy!
>>711511449
he can finish in 5
>>711509371
The ability to create anything I wanted just buy thinking about it.
>>711511147
Doesnt affect others, it only happens in your mind kek
>>711511003
You cannot control it, always is super strength
>>711511264
economy crashes.
>>711511317
Only doing an ass spread stand
>>711511357
You cannot finger bang your gf/bf/dog
>>711511362
Stay as the animal/person for 24 hours
>>711511477
but you suddenly wake up
>>711511150
but immunity dogger
>>711511362
The shape shifting process takes 37 years
>>711511477
everyone takes their anger and sadness out on you
become god
>>711511477
Every one is permanently depressed
>>711509371
Ability to spell through
>>711511357
you lose the body part you point with permanently when used.
>>711509371
Reading other people's minds
>>711511521
>economy crashes.
oh well, onto another country
>>711511477
Every shred of happiness leaves you in crippling depression FOR FUCKING EVER
>>711510474
Topkek
>>711511449
I pick this one
>>711511562
You're the god of pastries, and can only do things involving pastries.
Have the ability to be laughably unqualified for president but still win the election
Alchemy.
>>711511673
>>711511566
that makes my superpower a really usefull one!
>>711511705
Liberal cucks riot and try to start a civil war.
>>711511749
They are depressed permanently though, so you can't use your power.
>>711511604
I'M already fucking depressed, you think you can do better? :P
>>711511763
Fuck. Checkmate
shapeshifting
>>711511705
but your vice president stages your assassination
ability to feed the world on demand
>>711511357
If I had that ability I'd point it Trump.
>>711509371
the ability to wipe everybody's memory of a famous song and then claim it as my own
>>711511829
I can send you some pictures of a puddle of my nutsack sweat
>>711511562
No one believes in you and your powerless
Firehose milky cannon tits
>>711509371
you also see antimatter
The ability to make people happy
>inb4 you become extremely unhappy
>inb4 I already have that superpower
>>711511844
Only into anthropomorphic animals of the opposite gender.
>>711510997
Everytime you rape an ass your dick shrinks 1/4 inch.
>>711511544
Too real, anon.
>>711511562
already said
>>711511506
out of mache paper.
>>711511569
you become spell bee :D
>>711511596
They read/listen yours when using it
>>711511597
>not knowing how economy works
>>711511705
But you stay butthurt for the remaining 8 years hahaha
>>711511738
You cant have eyes
>>711511844
Already said
>>711511881
Only non copyrighted ones.
>>711511897
already said
The ability to doubles.
Ability to change race and sex at will.
>>711512025
Only in CP threads.
>>711511998
I create a machine to convert things made of paper mache into proper materials.
>>711511889
go ahead, make me laugh xD
>>711511003
Everytime you pick something up that you shouldn't be able to you're covered in disgusting acne for 2 weeks, gets worse every time you lift something while covered in acne.
>>711512025
The ability to swoop in and steal this guys dubs
>>711512069
You can only change between black and middle eastern.
>>711512111
You don't get dubs you get trips!
>>711512025
Lemme show you how it's done, pleb.
>>711512111
but it is only trips you get
Can freeze time and do whatever the fuck i want for as long as i want.
Ability to create dank meems
>>711511705
The ability to be a liberal cunt who can not accept the results of an election that does not go there way.
>>711512203
Noooo!! The horror.... the absolute horror
I want the ability to make other people shit themselves. Think about this for a minute and you will understand why it would be the most powerful ability, ever! Will the supervillain destroy Metabolism if he suddenly has the shits? I think not! Will that cop write your speeding ticket if a large turtle is in imminent danger of escaping its lair? Will politicians raise taxes if every time thet vote to do so they need adult diapers just to appear in public?
>>711512209
But you have to be perfectly screaming FUCK MY ANUS or else time will unfreeze.
>>711509371
I have the ability to go from flacid to errect on command
>>711512262
I voted for Harambe
>>711512282
Their shit disappears completely after .01 seconds.
>>711511899
Thats my fetish anon. thanks.
>>711512306
But you always cum exactly 4 hours and 1 second after you get hard
The ability to count to seven in threads on /b/ but thread 404's twice as fast
The ability to summon a warm cheeseburger once. No fries
The ability to feel everything a potted plant feels
Teleportation
>>711512306
You bleed from the ass every time you use the ability
>>711512209
Age twice as fast when the time is freezed
>>711512257
but no one likes you irl
>>711512282
you shit with them every single time
>>711512306
People around you have the same effect, also you must scream THE GAME to activate it.
>>711512209
Can't unfreeze it everyone is frozen solid and ice cold
I control my carbon footprint
>>711512282
Every time you taste or smell something its of the person you last made shit.
>>711512408
You die every time you teleport and a replaced by a clone who will also die and be replaced by a similar clone. Each clone also gets distorted very slightly each time you teleport.
>>711512306
But only your nipples.
The power to make all liberals die instantly
>>711512500
Only for emergency use then I guess.
>>711512605
All conservatives also die, leaving only the moderates.
>>711512464
You can only make the footprint grow.
The ability to have all hot, disease free guys let me suck their dicks whenever I want to.
>>711512689
Its for the greater good.
The ability to make people reply or else their mother will die in their sleep tonight.
>>711512605
but you will make America great again
>>711512690
You don't give a shit about the environment while using ability
>>711512605
You get an award every 5 you kill.
There is no adverse effect here.
>>711512605
Turns you genderfluid
>>711512117
No downsides to this.
>>711512209
You suffer the effects of rapid decompression after unfreezing time.
>>711512350
Same here.
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Ability to exacerbate the effects of climate change.
>>711512764
Your mother dies in her sleep.
>>711512746
You catch every std ever. and all the new ones as they emerge.
I want immunity to fire, the ability to breath fire both like a dragon and like instead of air so I can breath my own fire in space, and the ability to shoot fire out of my face.
>>711512832
There is at least two downsides to that
>>711512832
The sun explodes.
>>711512931
You still feel the pain from fire, and even if you're not on fire you will always feel like you're on fire.
>>711512746
Every dick you suck gives you a new STD.
>>711512931
can only be used underwater
Super Saiyan God
>>711512931
Everything you try to ignite is flame-resistant.
>>711512931
you die if you touch water. And you still need to drink.
>>711512605
you gonna kill all memes.
immortality.
>>711513102
only if you have a dick in your mouth
>>711513102
Beerus pimpslaps you and you die instantly when you unlock it.
>>711512832
You have to go without food for an amount of time proportional to the extent you used your power.
>>711513017
That's not a downside when you've been given the ability to completely fuck Earth's ecology.
>>711513145
you still age.
>>711513076
Water cant be in space you faggot
>>711513145
You become depressed as you witness the heat death of the universe knowing you'll for ever be alone and unable to do anything about it and have created your own purgatory. You will be alone with your thoughts as you endlessly drift through nothingness for ever.
>>711513231
exactly.
>>711513172
Nice, ahaha! xD
>>711513231
Looks like you're fucked...double faggot.>>711513231
Im immune and can grant immunity to all the "X will happen if you dont reply to this post" threads and pictures.
>>711513399
No downsides, you're doing gods work.
The ability to make people give me money for no reason.
>>711513145
You catch sypholis, your dick falls off and you want to die forever
To create woopy cushions in convenient places with my mind
>>711513460
The money is counterfeit money.
>>711513460
The money is worthless and turns to dust the second it touches your hands.
>>711513196
That's a bit vague.
If I increased the mean average global temperature by about two degrees celsius, how much time would I be looking at?
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Ability to summon 7.62x39mm ammunition and weapons chambered in it into existence.
>>711513528
Nooooooooooo
>>711513477
The whoopie cushions are all explosive and will explode, but will still make an amusing fart noise.
>>711513477
The whoopie cushions are actually bombs and your mother sits on the first one.
>>711513399
Thanks Immunity baby spiderman
>>711513580
use the fake money to buy drugs from ghettos, sell drugs for real money
>>711509371
test
the ability to make everyone in the world a vegan who has compassion for the LGBT, people of color, muslims, and women.
>>711513665
All in a days work.
>>711509371
Kamui, for sure
>>711513712
The fourth Reich rises and destroys every degenerate
>>711513712
Everything goes back to normal after 1 second,
>>711513399
If you post this pic your mom will die in her sleep.
>>711513271
Until the universe collapses back in on itself and starts another big bang, or systemic entropy spontaneously decreases due to the transpiration some unlikely quantum event.
>>711513712
Anyone who becomes a vegan because of your powerup gets violently raped and tortured before being beheaded by a black lesbian muslim.
>>711513830
I've got more. Faggot.
>>711509571
But you live on forever in a vegetative state
The ability to make anyone shit their pants
The ability to make a fat person sexy.
>>711514130
You shit out your spine when it happens.
>>711509978
But it takes 1600 episodes and your brother dies.
>>711509978
But it takes 1600 episodes and your brother dies.
>>711514195
no one is allowed to be within 5 thousand miles of them or allowed to see them on camera or video once you turn them
>>711513569
Enough to make you never want to use your power, unless you plan on commiting suicide by starvation.
For example: making a glacier disappear would be a week without food or whatever your hunger tolerance would be.
>>711509371
always making the right choice
>>711514130
But only when (You) have to shit
>>711514130
You must verbally instruct them to shit their pants.
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Quantum immortality, and the ability to phase between realities.
>>711514195
That fat person gets aids
>>711514502
Every reality you phase through is progressively more horrifying and makes you more suicidal than the last. And only you can kill yourself.
>>711510192
you are paralyzed from the chest down
The ability to get an australium every time i complete a mann up tour in TF2
>>711514502
The world operates by classical physics when you try to use your powers.
>>711510606
But you can't understand the difference between would and will.
>>711514502
But you're a Cock hungry slut and can only shift to the next reality after you've sucked all the cock in the current reality you're in.
>>711509371
The ability to transform into a werewolf when i want
>>711514130
But only when you are wearing their pants.
>>711514719
You hate video games more every time
>>711514719
its always a sandvich
>>711509371
I can replicate the effects of drugs in people's minds.
>>711514719
When you use your australium weapons everybody's playing Overwatch :^)
HAHAHAHAHA EPIC FUNNY MEME XDDDDD LE REDDIT XDD LE LE LE LE
>>711514719
your computer's cpu overheats, causing you to buy a new one, every single time
>>711514836
you get shot by a silver bullet the second you transform
>>711514957
I want this power for the money dumbass.
>>711514897
You can only give people aspirin
>>711514836
everyone knows and calls you a fucking furry faggot, and you never make any social relation with anyone ever again
>>711515118
Become a bartender?
The ability to take any form I want.
ability to hack anything from anywhere
The ability to bring any anime character you want to the real world so they can beat up your dad for calling you and anime gay and also they would be your best friend forever and never betray you
>>711515193
Still have weaknesses of said form.
>>711515193
you only want the form of firewood.
>>711515193
The chances of shit going awry increase by about 10% with every transformation.
>>711515267
You are permanently wearing a fedora, guy Fawkes mask and fingerless gloves.
>>711515267
you get caught each time and have serve 10 years of jail time for every hack
>>711515279
They'll cuck the shit out of you
>>711515279
i dont think that needs a downside
>>711515279
Your dad has a gun that is specially made to kill your anime character in 1 shot.
>>711515279
They murder your entire family, give you chronic depression, and cut off your dick and balls. You also get all types of diabetes and become the size and weight of the Himalayan mountans. As a bonus you get ebola and aids too and can only yell "SHIT NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER NIGGER"
>>711515502
fukn hack the jail from a payphone and escape
>>711515267
You lose your anonymity when you hack.
The ability to grant wishes
>>711515468
only if i get to tip my hat and call girls "m'lady"
>>711515735
your wishes never come true
>>711515662
>>711515535
They can't do that cause they'd never betray you and are your friend.
>>711515847
THATS WHAT CUCKS ARE MADE FOR
>>711515735
But only wishes that cause others harm
>>711515735
can only grant wishes to terrorists
>>711515267
The world returns to paper and pencil and all hackable technology is destroyed.
>>711515279
they die after 24 hours and cant be brought back, ever
sure they'll be your best friend forever, but that will be easy once they're dead
I'm allowed and required to be naked everywhere.
>>711509371
the ability to become a rock monster like in that one movie with the floating highschool for superheros
>>711515962
bitch i said hack anything, ill hack paper with your moms flabby cunt if i want to
Ability to breath underwater.
>>711511881
>>711511998
But then he could copyright a song like "Happy Birthday" (Which I do know is actually copyrighted, but it doesn't count in my book.), and make billions.
>>711516096
You can only live in the arctic.
>>711516148
But you breathe through your asshole for the rest of your life
Unmatched grammar skills.
>>711516148
>>711516337
Always must correct people's grammar.
>>711516148
can only be used on land, so at least you cant drown while drinking
Every morning there is $1, 000.00 under my head wherever I have slept.
>>711516337
Your spelling scukz docks.
>>711516148
But only if your submerged in piss
>>711516406
But it's monopoly money
>>711516355
mfw it went to the wrong person.
>>711516529
>mfw you have no face
>>711516406
You have to pay $999.99 to the mafia every day or you die.
Turning visible or invisible by will.
Intangibility
>>711511345
You ALWAYS feel like you're chewing 5 gum
>>711516406
Your head magically disappears when your sleeping.
Ability to snap my fingers and turn every liberal on the face of this planet into liquid shit in the most excruciatingly painful way possible.
>>711516337
>but you have dyslexia
the ability to stop time
When you post on 4chan you always get dubs
>>711516510
kek, nice
>>711516590
MFW my MFW has no face
Vagina dentata, hooked into my GI tract.
>>711516736
But no one cares.
Lies smell like the nasty farts
>>711516694
all conservatives do too
>>711511562
cease to exist
>>711516638
you can only be naked and infront of your boss. when you reappear.
>>711516736
But everyone else gets trips.
>>711516645
You can't exist in reality.
>>711516788
The irony
>>711509371
Beeing ich mortal
>>711516771
You know that feel when you accidentally bite your lip?
You now do that to you gi tract
>>711516788
oh snap
>>711516961
So, ulcers?
The ability to make anyone who gets salty or replies to my bait threads explode into confetti, candy, and BLOOD
>>711516856
My boss is pretty damn hot as well as understanding, I'd explain it to her no problem.
The ability to possess any other person's body at will, and be able to transfer back to my own.
>>711517100
so do your loved ones
Turning people into jews
>>711516791
But it's because every time someone lies around you you let out an extremely loud and smelly fart. It's impossible to hold and comes out immediately
>>711517115
Your boss dies and is replaced with a nun
>>711517100
When someone explodes, so do you
>>711511881
never gains its old popularity- die underrated penniless songwright
>>711517185
you become a jew as well.
And a second holocaust happens.
>>711511892
constantly
>>711517196
Now you're talking.
But appearing naked in front of a nun every once in a while sounds intriguing tbh.
>>711517151
But you can only see out of the back of their head
Ability to take the cleanest shits so I don't even have to use toilet paper at all.
>>711517151
Only works when people are sleeping soundly
>>711516791
You smell gay buttsex when you hear the truth.
Ability to elect hillary as fuck whore in a male prison
The ability to make spiderman be the new pepe.
And pepes die out quickly.
>>711517151
But only when they're about to be executed.
>>711516337
But you're a nigger.
>>711517100
You will be limited to making super shit bait threads.
Control over fire
Official RAID Server!
https://discord.gg/W36WCJF
got ~100 people atm
COME CONTRIBUTE!
Excellent cooking skills.
>>711517402
you are the only person who can fuck her
>>711517382
Any toilet you use has a starving lamprey that swims up and attaches itself to your taint.
>>711517418
But you're a nigger
>>711517382
Must shit through your pee hole
>>711517382
But there's always splashback so you get toilet water on your ass. Even if you're not using a toilet.
>>711517100
The confetti is impossible to clean up, the candy consists of tootsie rolls, and the blood is rancid.
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>>711517382
You become a dog.
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Become a vector for a virus that gives people the genitals of members of the opposite sex.
>>711510192
But only when you get fuck by a big black dick
>>711517529
Your cooking still tastes/looks like shit.
>>711517618
Can only give tiny penises and vagina with teeth.
Humanity dies out.
>>711509371
The ability to make the sun go nova after my heart stops
Ability to hold my liquor, outdrink anyone and never get any hangovers no matter how hammered I was the day before.
>>711517402
You have to show her how its done correctly
>>711517618
But you lose your own genitals and become completely androgynous.
>>711517877
The earth is teleported into a nearly identical solar system so it appears that nothing happened.
>>711517882
You die of alcohol poisoning.
>>711516699
but every time you restore it you acquire a random disease, the more time its stopped the worser they become
>>711517877
It will after a few billion year after your heart stops
>>711517882
Can only do it a maximum of three times. After that you will die from the intake of any external alcohol, even if it is not from a drink.
Perfect vivid imagination so say imagining fucking someone will be exactly like the real thing.
The ability to make all niggers, jews, BLM, LGBT, Vegans, Vegetarians, And 1 clown die instantly with a snap of my fingers.
I feel happiness again
The power to make friends
