Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>711487176
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Night.
>>711507917
No she's honestly just the biggest ugliest bitch why the fuck can't I borrow a fucking charger it makes no sense
>>711508291
Gute Nacht
What is living in a white only area like?
sounds cultureless and boring :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsV9Pij3TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8loRT_Ylw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8w4Gxp941o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXLkWo7kTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAdTGIzccs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls86NiiMGTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDCTuuhy8yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aTKp5E8t0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KAE8s3FQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5BO5h8sQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqAzRG0xXEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGZ9qlqQmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRrzn0IDWfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozO4_9I_NmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqX_JraqFIo
>>711508455
i dont know what people see in that show
>>711508455
this is shitposting, right?
you don't actually like those? :o
>>711508331
are you visiting her or what? ;-;
Claim
I want to hang myself with this hard drive wire
Claim
Claimu!
>>711508585
call geek squad to fix it :o
>claim and go
>>711508455
nice amv :o
>>711508442
it is
especially when your neighbors are cunts :o
>>711508585
i'll join you bb
カラミチーマス
>>711508648
bye bye cutie!
come back soon :o
>>711508531
babies first yandere.
>>711508566
All 15 of them.
>>711508793
sounds about right
what is it that you like about mai?
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be, I'm migrating to the youtube comments section.
>>711509060
back in my days youtube comments were still shit
>>711509108
false king
>>711509208
You first
>>711509301
fuck.
>>711508932
She reminds me of how I act IRL and she's a troll.
>>711509301
you carve wood? :o
>>711509326
I don't have lewds of my waifu ya dingus
>>711509443
and I forgot the filename.
>>711508741
you can be a cunt sometimes :o
>>711509768
im always a cunt :o
>>711509208
Not only are you not worthy, you never put Nui at number 1 on that cutie list so you have some nerve.
>>711509844
that was just a rough draft, it can change ;-;
>>711509836
I like you :o
>>711508647
They couldn't even fix my windows phone
>>711508670
It's not working with my computer
>>711508741
come on then
>>711509208
Search them yourself
>>711510206
not love? :o
>>711510221
im coming
>>711510206
You said that but you haven't, you're all talk.
>>711510221
it's no fun, it feels better when you get them from the anons
>>711510330
I love sachi :o
Hey guys, I'm Mr Ramirez and this is my list video
Top 5 Cuties
5 Nui
4 Nui
3 Nui
2 Nui
1 Nui
>>711510221
Forgot pic
>>711510431
I don't even have normal pics of my waifu
>>711510330
Be quick
>>711510422
pls no bully :o
>>711510616
-hugs-
>>711510616
post the lewdest one then :o
claim pls
claimed
>>711510573
wow you must love nui!
you deserve lewds o:
>>711510727
check out this cutie :o
>>711510784
nice
>>711510617
I'm only speaking the truth!
>>711510573
The other Nui's should also be number 1!
>>711510646
*Hugs back*
>>711510719
All my pics are on my external hard drive and it isn't working
It's this thread again
>>711510784
>no new ID marker
>>711510922
I missed you.
here
>>711510914
but then who is 5-2? :o
>>711511004
Scup
>>711510971
Who are you
>>711511096
me
>>711510948
Good evening.
>>711510878
the qt-est.
>>711511145
Literally nobody.
-hugs-
Sex with animals.
>>711511236
how you are doing? :o
>>711511204
Kyle
HERE COMES THE CANS OF CORN
>>711511422
okay, I guess. Had a busy day and I think I fucked my knees at the gym today, but otherwise I'm fine.
you?
>>711511422
?
>>711511096
Konata i suppose.
>>711511278
Ok
*Hugs back*
>>711511492
I fucked up my knee once squatting
couldn't run for months ;-;
I'm good just on youtube
>>711511496
?
>>711511677
waifu threads have only had 3 konatas including me so we need 1 more :o
>>711511715
Okay.
-snuggles-
>>711511782
Luluco i suppose.
>>711511782
> squatting
Same. My form's fucking trash when my mind's not at its peak. Today was a goddamn wash for my mind lol.
>just on youtube
what'cha watchin, boyo?
>>711511677
Haven't seen you around. Are you new?
>>711511782
i dont know a kyle
>>711512005
he claims tomoko, he's very cool
>>711511970
kitten academy livestream :o
everything alright then, just bad day?
>>711511914
he is a cutie c:
>>711512232
oh ok i may know him but not by that name
>>711512444
he works at arbys :o
>>711511783
*Snuggles more*
>>711512232
> kitten academy
oh no, what have you done
> just a bad day?
I guess. Still got a whole lot of stuff done though, so that was really good.
>>711512491
yes ive talked to him but i havent seen him post in ages
>>711511975
I've been here since June or July i believe, i come at random.
>>711512232
Trigger girls tend to be cute.
I praise the one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
>>711512584
I watch it with my cat :3
and that's good, always tomorrow
>>711512728
He doesn't post anymore I think, he on discord tho :o
>>711512749
check out this cutie :o
>>711512743
but nui is the cutest of all! c:
>>711512836
i was in a discord but i got kicked probably because i didnt talk in it.
>>711512743
Well your waifu at least looks different than most. I can't tell the difference sometimes.
>>711512749
how are you??
>>711511970
Bad form is a killer even with light weights. I messed my back up in a meet one time but ultimately recovered from it. Now I just use kettlebells instead since they take up less space in the garage.
>>711510931
The shopping trip was quick and easy, no crowds. Got my caffeine fix in too. Now back to music and relaxing.
>>711510948
Good evening, fellow ISer.
>>711512540
Want to erp?
>>711513043
very cute smile
maybe miho banned you :o
I'm probably here
>>711513282
Post lewds you slut
>>711513282
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover Fox.
>>711513282
you're definitely the best waifu tho :o
>>711513082
Nice, no crowds are they best. I hate lines and people's lack on awareness
>>711513427
This
>>711512996
You can't be more correct there, glad you've learned the truth!
>>711513060
Nui has a very cute and unique design that's for certain, maybe for you it's the eyepatch.
>>711513222
she is the cutest and maybe but i didnt do anything. its fine though
>>711511210
>>711513082
That's not me. All of my filenames are named and not something random.
>>711513198
Sure. I'm playing dirt 3 and trying to get my hard drive to work though
>>711513600
I'm sorry for being so wrong, cutie ;-;
>>711513622
yeah I hate discord too, not fun :o
>>711508242
>>711508291
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>>711508442
>>711508455
>>711508531
>>711508615
>>711508648
>>711508747
>>711508932
>>711509108
>>711509844
>>711510573
>>711510616
>>711510727
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>>711510948
>>711511004
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>>711511236
>>711513469
absolute garbage
>>711513427
No
>>711513442
Why is it that everyone who replies to me never posts images
>>711513464
only while Tenshi isn't around
>>711513899
>calls my waifu trash
>doesn't claim
k.
>>711513669
Woops sorry I didn't pay attention. Also I didn't know that Laura was a contested waifu.
Anyway.
Good evening.
>>711513967
It's mavis.
>>711513931
you already know who I am :o
>>711513899
FUCK YOU GO DIE!!!!
>>711513967
His waifu is Waste Management. At least she will always have a job.
>>711513931
I'm trying to maintain Anonymity.
Post lewds.
>>711513931
Eh, close enough for a lewd.
Images are for avatarfags, that's why.
>>711514066
Well if his waifu is WM, bitch is always on the clock because of him.
>>711514303
you are so rude
>>711514048
shhh
>>711513931
whats up naruto?
>>711513899
>Not a single you because of an impostor anon.
>>711514040
Eh, there's the rare occasion where that occurs. Today's events have been quite, uh, unexpected.
>>711513840
its fine but i prefer this
>>711513899
ouch
>>711513669
>almost devil trips
Is someone trying to contest Laura?
>>711513469
Same, plus better parking too. As the holidays get closer I'm probably gonna have to start doing it like this to avoid the traffic and crowds.
What's up Bitch ass niggas?
>>711513931
pretty nice butt, if I do say so myself.
>>711514064
Yeah, you're Sachi
>>711514083
No lewds for the anomalous anonymous
>>711514089
It's not avatarfagging, the mods would ban that
>>711513840
Well at least now you accept the glory that is Nui!
>711513899
You say that when i can compare that image to your taste.
>>711514523
>this is a fake Laura
>>711514649
I bet if I did give up my Anonymity you wouldn't post lewds anyway.
You said you were going to post lewds if Trump won, and conveniently fell asleep.
>>711514583
me too :o
>>711514594
Anime44.com
>>711514638
your waifu has a massive forehead in the anime
>>711514649
I hope you're just messing with me ;^;
>>711514670
she is wonderful! ^-^
>>711514523
And what could those unexpected events have been?
Sup
>>711514854
squid girl :o
>>711514638
you after I launch my knucks upside your chin skull
>>711514813
man stfu klonata u bitch ass
>>711514594
Oh definitely. My friend has to work black friday at walmart this year...i've never had to work that day, but it sounds like absolute madness
>>711514971
I'm glad her hair grew out jesus christ :o
>>711515119
last year I went to walmart and bought 1 ramen noodle cup on black friday :o
>>711514809
Not my fault it took forever to call
Are you Juvia?
>>711514813
You aren't Sachi, but everyone is Sachi
>>711514896
It's an anemone
You dip
>>711514649
But you go by the name of the character you're posting right? Usually you respond to "Ran", which is the name of the character you're posting. Pretty sure that's textbook avatarfagging.
I'm going to bed now. Hopefully my hard drive magically works in the morning
>>711513899
love you mavis
>>711515282
>Are you Juvia?
Try again. That slut wouldn't pass the opportunity to post lewds.
>>711515300
what is that?
>>711515282
at least you know who I am?
also does your waifu make music? :o
>>711514813
She brings sweet dreams for certain.
Konata a cute too.
>>711515395
don't call my ship a slut >:o
>>711515177
Dude your waifu looks liek a fuckin squid girl fam. Also she got a fucking W for a mouth
>>711515495
this is an adorable gif
why is there a christmas tree in the background? :o
>>711515571
it's a 3 ya dingus
squid girl was my first anime tho
>>711515264
...why?
>>711515119
>Black Friday
>Walmart
Fug. Does he work back of house, or is he on the sales floor? Either way sucks, but I'd much rather be stocking. People are complete idiots and always will be on Black Friday.
>>711515368
'Night.
>>711515354
Don't tell the mods that
Honestly it's not too different from having an alias
>>711515395
My number two guess is Galil
>>711515447
I imagine she can play at least a few instruments
>>711514638
Ya bitch better lay off Shino's ass! Yo don't mess with the CPT.
>>711515499
But it's true.
Say lewd, and Juvia is lewd.
So something CLOSE to lewd, and Juvia is lewd.
>>711515698
Two sings, two misses. One more and you're out!
Which means you must post lewd.
>>711515682
He works more in stock, but either way they're gonna be slammed.
>>711514594
Read the second reply of >>711514523.
>>711514784
You know damn well that I'm not the fake.
>>711514845
One of my high school friends showed up unannounced this morning because of a lack of communication of another friend of ours. Don't get me wrong, they're both good people, but that ended up ruining the plans I had for today.
>>711515698
is that her album tho?
like miku does I guess
>>711515674
I wanted noodles :o
>>711515770
she likes having fun, nothing wrong with that :c
>>711515447
Annie is a worker at cooler heads shop in a video game called Splatoon
And yes I love her very much!
>>711515812
Real Laura would never say that to me :(>>711515812
>>711515837
>she likes having fun
Literally slut enabling.
>>711515770
Jokes on you, i don't have to take a third swing
>>711515837
Miku has nothing on Ran
>>711515837
so you went to walmart of all places on black friday? i admire your perseverance.
>>711516002
Coward. You started this game of Guess Who. You should finish it.
>>711515812
*One of my friends from when I was in high school.
>>711515914
I know you can see the 4chan X tripcode, don't play these games with me today.
Sup I'm drunk af
>>711515964
being confident with your sexuality is a good thing, grandpa
>>711515864
:o i c
she is quite the cute fish
>>711516002
post some of rans music, i havent heard it, mikus is alright
>>711516086
my mom works there so I get a discount :o
>>711515637
Everything Nui does is adorable.
Kek, are you speaking of Ragyo looking out the window?
>>711516238
I was, I have never seen this cartoon :o
but I like seeing nui
>>711516237
It's less about confidence and more about not having restraint.
>>711516364
who is this btw? :o
>>711516421
Not Juvia or Galil.
Tomorrow is my bday but I have to work I'm spamming the fuck out these threads
>>711516237
I guess her theme played by an orchestra will have to do
https://youtu.be/xZXHjuyYujo
>>711516237
Noodles are already really cheap lol
>>711516499
Terrifying
>>711516347
Really? she's from Kill La Kill, you should really check it out.
Who wouldn't enjoy witnessing such a cute?
>>711516237
Thank you good man
Fuck weebs
>>711516499
why not celebrate with your girlfriend? :o
>>711516659
I will watch it soon then!
shes so cute i hope shes always that way ;-;
>>711516586
yeah for rich people :/
>>711516518
the strings are really carrying the song, the winds were eh
you're still my number 1 tho
>>711516714
np good fish
>>711516518
You don't want to continue playing our game of Guess Who?
Surely you must have some idea who I am.
>>711516980
I will after work.
>>711516659
I personally could never get into anime.
>>711516499
Forgot to say happy bday
>>711514083
Lewd is here
>>711516980
She's always cute, though dangerous sometimes.
>>711515801
Yeah, it's gonna suck either way. I had my fill of retail with Target. Better than Walmart, but still shitty since it was electronics and people threw tantrums and loved to complain when stuff was out of stock.
>>711516150
>staring intensifies
>>711517293
her hair looks like a mustache
>>711517245
can I watch? :o
>>711515812
That's an odd thing to happen. You had something planned with them anytime soon?
I'm going to bed when my gf gets out the shower I'll be nice and answer questions again till then since I'm drunk af
>>711517262
Well it's up to you on what to do, maybe you'd like RWBY or something.
>>711517405
They're more like wings on her head, to show she's an angel!
>>711517650
Why do you bother spamming this thread
>>711517753
Why do you people bother replying? The answer lies within
>>711517650
what kind of job do you have and how do you have the time to do it?
>>711517717
she definitely has an angelic smile
warms my heart c:
>>711517650
what is your favorite flavor of pizza? :o
>>711517926
Let's just say I work 84 hours a week sitting on my ass. However I work 7-7. Notice you'll only find me on here every other week. Anyone else using my pics or pasta is an imposter
>>711517753
for responses just like me. I'm downloading the new Skyrim. Need something to do until it's done.
>>711517717
Anime is just mostly boring. I tried so many, but they are mostly the same fanservice butt shots and stuff, which I also don't find appealing. Not into women like that.
>>711518024
Dominoes pan pizza
>>711518130
Ugh, that stuff is toxic. I can find better food out of a dumpster, literally.
>>711517486
No, I had plans with my family today. I was probably going to be doing stuff with friends right after Thanksgiving though.
>>711517371
>Those expressions.
Keep it up.
>>711517650
Do you have a favorite sport?
>>711518024
It warms all of our hearts!
>>711518128
Maybe you'd like JoJo or something then.
>>711518400
He asked my favorite kind of pizza, not my daily diet. I rarely order pizza but if I'm going to that's probably what I will order, I don't want to hear about toxicity from a man posting picture of an animated dog. I assume you just wrapped up a sweaty masturbation session to this animated canine and owning be critsized for my taste in Italian pie.
>>711518428
At this point all I do is work and get drunk and hang out with my friends/gf I don't even watch or follow sports anymore. If I had to pick I'd say basketball as that's what I got the most enjoyment of following before I was encapsulated by the monotonous life of earning an income and paying bills immediately after barely graduating high school
>>711508242
>>711516980
It still sounds like a pretty great boss theme
time for noodles, sex and sleep :o
later gators!
>>711518428
So what did you end up doing anyway?
>>711518815
That's pretty sad honestly. You should hang in here more often.
>>711518785
I might. What's the plot? I mostly watch animal shows, documentaries, and random youtube videos that don't involve a grown man screaming his head off into the mic like a little girl. So basically .0001% of youtube.
>>711518815
No, I don't masturbate to children's cartoons. I prefer the real thing.
Also pizza from Dominos is still bad for you buddy.
>>711519077
Sex with who?
>>711519047
Lift your tails.
>>711519077
I'm trying to be nice but I seriously doubt that human intercourse is part of this nightly routine of yours. I'm assuming you're the same cretin that always posts this drawing of this 10 year old blue haired girl. It's borderline pedophila although if you're eating plain noodles like I do I will admit this is an efficient source of energy and isn't a bad choice of food before doing anything requiring physical endurance whether it be sex or playing sports or working outside.
>>711519256
You have literally posted a picture of this dogs asshole and pussy.
Why is this thread always frontpage? This shit is literal kiddy's first cancer.
this kills the board.
>>711519605
I completely agree with the sentiment of your post. This is coming from a seasoned veteran of weaboo hatred and Waifu spamming, it is basically unwinnable argument but triggering them is an indefinite source of entertainment if you are bored.
>>711519077
See ya Konata
>>711519256
Each part is different, though connected.
It's hard to describe but i guess you could watch the first two episodes and see what you think.
Not sure how you'd feel of all the dog deaths in that show though
>>711519344
>plain noodles
>efficient source of energy
Dude, that's the most backwards thing I've ever heard. I fall asleep after I eat ramen. That shit is bad for you too. Eat an apple or something.
>>711519456
When??
>>711519605
Feel free to post bananas if it makes you feel better.
>>711519770
Depends on if they're respected deaths or ridiculed. I despise china, chinese culture, and chinese anime for that reason alone.
>>711519936
>plain noodles
>flavored ramen shit
Pick one
>>711517262
>>711519213
We played some vidya for most of the day, tried to teach him the ropes of Skyrim and that didn't turn out too well.
>>711519292
no
>>711519936
In the first episode Dio put JoJo's dog in a box and had him burned alive, but that episode was pretty much showing how much of a cunt Dio is, it's always a villain doing some weird shit that makes it happen, however you might like Iggy, a character in part 3, a little smug doggo with his own stand.
>>711520252
So prude. Would you lift them for these trips?
Good night /waifu/, shitposters, spammers and lurkers
Fuyumi is love
>>711520314
>she lifts her tail for trips
now i'm tempted
Alright I'm going to bed. Since the beginning of my 19th bday will be spent at work I will probably end up spamming y'all on 3 different devices, prepare yourselves
Making night great again... mine
Ryuuko claimed
>>711520290
Ugh, I think I'll pass.
>>711520104
That's fun. A little gaming meet with the guys is always fun, even when unplanned right?
>>711520389
goodnight
Waifu claiming thread
Previous>>
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
Previous>>
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Just a taste for tomorrow
>>711520545
I look forward to your severe autism
>>711520894
He says as he contributes to a thread about drawings of little girls
>>711520894
I look forward to your eventual lewd post. I hope it's cute as well as sexy.
>>711520619
Hi, Ryuko anon!
>>711520676
Well whatever suits you, hope you can find something to your taste though, maybe Cowboy Bebop or something.
>>711521062
Me on the right.
>>711520686
I guess so.
>>711520982
Well my waifu isn't a little girl
and I'm not the one who can't ignore things i don't like, like a typical human being
>>711518428
>darts with Laura
Have another Houki face. I'll stand back.
>>711518815
It's pretty monotone if you reduce it to just that- gotta keep things interesting, no matter what. Drinking is an expensive time sink, you get nothing to show for it.
>>711521076
Anime is bleh. I'll stick to animal documentaries.
>>711521289
Looks under 18 to me buddy. You disgusting pervert.
>>711520982
Ryuuko isn't a little girl
>>711521076
Ohayou, Nui!
Snek Claim
Hellow everyone
>>711521289
You god damn tease. Lift your tails.
She/he is mine
>>711521524
>she
It's a he, and you're a faggot.
>>711521524
He is yours
>>711521411
Your waifu is a dog
who is under 18
Disgusting Pupophile
>>711521411
Whatever suits you.
>>711521485
Long time no see, How have you been?
>>711521411
Ran is like 800 years old
All you shitter bucks, best girl right here
>>711521767
Well you're lucky your waifu can even live to be 18.
>>711521770
Yeah. It makes sense. The only anime I like is american anime. Like the movie Plague Dogs.
>>711522187
GMILF?
>>711522187
He says as he posts a picture of Yukari.
>>711522218
she looks cute
whats her name?
>>711522218
>Best girl
>right here
>>711522260
Yukari is a GMILF. Rans her daughter and Chen is Ran's daughter
>>711522460
Yukari is over a thousand years old
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>711521695
a robot cant be a waifu
>>711522859
I want her to finger me with those gloves on
>>711522937
Excuse me what the fuck?
>>711521303
I also have this GIF regarding darts.
>>711522859
Good evening Shinoa
>>711522260
Being immortal will do that
>>711522577
Yukari is the best GMILF
>>711523071
Sure
>>711523085
Oh shit dude you're back!
>>711523149
Please stop scaring me
>>711523239
Good evening to you, LTC. How goes itm
>>711523244
I approve of this incest. Please continue for these trips.