Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
Its my B day!
I don't trust robots
>>711523687
Hey happy birthday dude!
>>711523329
No.
>>711523687
Congrats!
>>711523748
you never should anyways...
>>711523329
yes. I'm alive
>>711523687
Happy birthday
>>711523748
why not? Robot can be made to do anything?
>>711523748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJv5qMYGGos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCpjIR6k8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLAuJ4AruMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m721q8UPNok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9O_cMa1f2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRD2B8RniTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgTmSXMGiu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gYQanLnZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC0FMKPBKgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QExJ2DuL88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrvOOr0A-TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2dPSNyFFig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diF-9EsyMVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf3VG32vL84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziC33ESzL3w
>>711523687
Happy B day have some kek
>Snek claim(Miia)
>>711523807
Please?
>>711523836
Dude! Where have you been!?
![Guren[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nOsR30S.jpg "Guren[7].jpg")
>>711523776
>>711523329 [shinoa]
Nothing seems to be going right or wrong. How are you?
>>711523687
Happy birthday.
>>711523836
Well Ran has to do anything Yukari says
>>711523846
Hi there, Tomato
>>711523149
What follows those sort of shots never ends well.
>>711523687
Happy birthday!
>>711524037
Hello, Ran.
>>711523907
Hello to you as well, Mai.
>>711523962
i dunno really. After i quit my job i guess i lost interest in posting here.
>>711524037
She's nothing but a robot herself then.
>>711523776
>>711523807
>>711523836
>>711523909
>>711524041
Thanks for the wishes everyone! Survived another year. Could not have done it without you all!
still here
>>711524147
sup jenny>
>>711524128
I found out Warframe got some new nightmare mods, one extends the combo counter and is really good with Blood Rush
>>711524147
Well she has freewill, but Yukari disciplines her for ignoring orders
And she is stronger when she obeys her master
>>711524231
There's a lot of new art of Tomoko floating on >>>/c/
You might want to check it out.
>>711524354
Oh really? I just recently got Blood Rush, but I haven't played in a while.
How are you tonight, by the way?
Such a sexy grill
>>711524481
thank you
>>711524022
Decent right now. Watching some rabbit with some friends, nothing. Kinda bored but oh well
>>711524147
Found a new job dude? Glad to have you back
>>711524175
Glad to hear we made a difference in your life dude! You're welcome
>>711524261
>rick ross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICDHCBAwAHY
>>711524354
I would tag team Ran with Yukari if you know what I mean~
カラミチーマス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OspXDcMbtvQ
>>711524481
Fairly tired now, but well
>>711524565
Did you actually get more pictures?
>>711524175
You're welcome. <3
>>711524261
ayy
>>711524354
>Literally a slave
>>711524548
nah. I've been thinking about moving to a nearby city so jobs are much easier to find. And thanks, it's nice to be back here.
>>711523962
Fine, I just wanted an excuse to post that last picture.
>>711524548
>Using rabb.it.
What'cha watching?
>>711524041
It never does.
>GIF related.
>>711524650
Duh,
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>711524548
That's good to hear.
What are you guys watching?
mem
>>711524650
I understand that. It's roughly 1120 here and I'm about to go to sleep. Not yet but soon.
>>711524650
Will Ran lift her tail for Mama Yukari?
>>711524696
Well yes, but eventually Ran will likely become more powerful than Yukari
>>711524707
Well you did say you were too lazy to get pictures
>>711524931
It's 12:20 here, just got off Warframe, i realized how stupidly powerful Ash is
>>711524696
Good luck in the work search, scraping by between jobs can be a real slog.
While I haven't been around long, welcome back.
>>711524699
Yeah, no kidding.
>>711525192
I kinda learned that a while ago. Usually when I pub sorties there is an Ash just teleporting everywhere killing everything.
He supposedly got nerfed, one of his skills was an area attack, but now you must mark enemies in your LOS or something.
>>711525398
>Hold 4
>Spin2Win
Really his Teleport and Shuriken are best, stripping armor or finishers with 3x damage means he can kill everything instantly
>>711525192
And until then she's a robot
>>711525244
Thanks. It's nice to be back. Yeah, looking for jobs is a bit of a pain.
>>711524696
Aw yeah dude. Im guessing youve mostly live in the rural then? Was missing the bot of the thread haha
>>711524699
Yay
Something about the new metal gears interview
>>711524801
See right above
>>711524928
(^:
>>711525563
*teleports behind you*
Psssh... nothin personnel, kid...
>>711525567
At least she's not made of metal
>>711525669
*Unsheathes Nikana*
>>711525584
Yeah. I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
>>711525867
And what's wrong with metal?
>>711524037
>Ran has to do anything Yukari says
Yukari says lift up that tail~
![Guren[6].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O52Rvui.jpg "Guren[6].jpg")
>>711525584
I see. I have never played any metal gears but it seems like a fun franchise.
>>711525867
No offense, but you should work on getting your thumbnails replaced.
>Nikana
>Not Dragon Nikana
>or Nikana Prime
Shamfur dispray.
>>711525567
Is there a particular line of work you're trying to look into, or is it one of those things where just anything will do? Any particular skills/certs/degrees?
>>711525919
Metal is cold and hard, unlike warm fluffy tails
>>711525973
Again, she doesn't have to, but she gets beaten if she doesn't
>>711526096
Don't judge my filesize
If it makes you feel better, my Ash is red and black
>>711526216
That just makes it sexier :^)
>>711525919
May I ask what country?
>>711526031
Same here and cute gurren neko.I'm digging the cqc and the stealth gameplay tbh
>>711526216
>
Everytime
>smol smug. Really smol
>>711526216
Oh I'm judging.
Let me guess, you are also Red Veil?
... You should listen to Yukari.
>>711526133
I don't have any degrees or anything. I'm just looking for anything that can get me by without much experience.
>>711526216
>not wanting to hold XJ9's cold hard body
>not wanting to shudder when holding her
>not wanting to warm her cold metal with your body heat
Maybe you're just going faggot.
>>711526414
Australia. Central NSW is a pretty cozy place.
>>711526402
>>711526216
Ran isn't the only thing thats gonna get beaten tonight
>>711526402
Oh dear
>>711526414
That is a smoll smug
>>711526426
don't hate on the underground BDSM club
>>711526489
>Not wanting to cuddle a busty blonde
>not wanting to be wrapped in fluffy tails
>>711526593
Oh...oh no
ino yamanaka
![Guren[57].png](https://i.imgur.com/2tarvXU.png "Guren[57].png")
>>711526414
Thanks. I think I could also enjoy it.
>>711526669
>Not wanting to cuddle a waifu who doesn't question anything
>not wanting to cuddle a robot who can become anything
>>711526489
Dunno how robust local government jobs are down there since I'm American, but around here, it's easy to find a job working with one without any specialized training or experience. Beats retail or foodservice for sure, although some of those positions are typically labor or customer service oriented. Gets your foot in the door if you decide you want to move up/around though.
>>711526669
Just teasing. I'm thinking of branching into Red Veil for Warframe augments and Rakta Cernos.
Steel Meridian is nice and all, but being max rank in two syndicates is better than just one.
>not wanting to cuddle a DFC
>not wanting to be her source of comfort and arousal
>>711526669
>hint: my meat
Listen to your mama, Ran~
>>711526815
I think Ran is superior. She's warm and soft unlike the cold steel robo tiddies Jenny has
>>711526815
But can she be a decent waifu?
>>711526985
Only two?
I'm in three, but you have to pick right or left when it comes to three
>DFC is shit
>>711527016
Jenny is flat, she doesn't even have robotiddies
>>711527261
I just barely maxed out SM. I'm still in that stage where I am touching on late game stuff, but still pretty poor and ill equipped to get too deep into it.
DFC is not shit.
DFC is love.
DFC is life.
>this is a bit lewd
MotherxDaughter is some weird incest.
>>711527261
Good girl.
Now the only thing thats gonna get beaten is my meat.
>>711526873
Finding a job without experience needed is pretty easy here too. But finding one that can cover travel expenses and won't have me getting up at 4 is a problem. Hence why i'm moving.
>>711527016
But i can just warm them up!
>>711527261
Then what is she hiding under that blue chest plate?
>>711527464
>MotherxDaughter
I caught my old girlfriend making out with her mom. They were both drunk
>>711527464
Well they aren't actually related
and DFC is a meme
>>711527677
That's not for the robot to know
>>711526489
Oh shit. How's the night sky?
>>711526669
Oi let's not start with the short jokes again
>>711526806
Anything about the game that catches your attention?
>>711526892
Oh
>>711527464
>
>>711527740
Wew. Is this trailer trash bro? Happy early birthday by the way.
>>711527827
>they aren't actually related
Not by blood, sure, but that is still kinda mean to say.
>DFC is a meme
Well THAT'S bullshit.
>>711527828
Pic fucking related, Ran.
DFC is love.
DFC is life.
>>711527677
You can get burned by them though.
>>711527827
Guys, its okay, DFC and JTTF are both great. But a DFC and a JTTF girl together is just hot.
Does she count? if so claimed
>>711527828
>DCF
You dungoofed
>>711527828
Why, is someone short tempered?
>>711528040
Well Yukari treats Ran as more of a possession than a daughter
>>711527828
dcf more like meme
Please take your cancer threads some place else besides /b/ please, these waifu/cancer threads really get on my nerves, probably most of /b/ too.
>>711527828
Smug is always smol
>>711527828
It's lovely. Can easily see the milky way here.
>only 5pm here
>still got plenty of daylight to waste
>>711527827
That's only for me to know
>>711528046
I'd love anything she does to me. Both intentional or not.
>>711528061
Of course.
>>711528261
It's like you don't want to be a degenerate.
![Guren[14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gNREsQu.jpg "Guren[14].jpg")
>>711527828
The story line mostly. And playing all tactical and stealthy is a plus.
>>711528040
Amen brother
>>711528101
Oh
>>711528225
SHUT UP
>>711528246
Your a Meme
>>711528388
NO SHUT IT
>>711528497
Aww im so jealous of you!
>>711528535
Oooh. Forgot about being taciticool
>shinoa
gonna sleep
>>711528225
>Yukari treats Ran as more of a possession than a daughter
That's a little depressing. From what you say, Ran is basically a personal servant to Yukari, and Yukari treats her bad?
Is Ran actually Cinderella of sorts?
>>711528757
Night flat maid
>shinoa
>>711528572
Unfortunately the moon is bright as shit around summer. enough to actually shine in my eyes. Where are you from again?
>>711528757
'night
>>711528572
Looks like you have a SHORT fuse!
>>711528773
Its a different kind of possession. The lewd kind
>>711528497
well good luck finding out then
>>711528572
Don't you think you're getting a little angry?
>>711528773
Yukari doesn't treat her badly, she just makes sure she listens
Ran doesn't mind how she's treated
Chen and Ran have a more mother/daughter relationship
>>711529020
Cause Ran is kinky and is bad on purpose
>>711528937
Slutty grandma.
>>711529020
Hmmm... Well I truly don't know and I may be imaging the extreme.
![Guren[41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/37czpDj.jpg "Guren[41].jpg")
>>711528757
goodnight
>>711528639
I'm gonna go grab a bite. Maybe I'll see you later if you're still on.
>>711529209
Now, now, child
Gran just loves her children. A LOT
>Going to sleep
>>711529209
Shikigamis are complex, but they are essentially computers
>>711529020
oh i will. And i will enjoy finding out
>>711528572
I know :^(
>>711529594
If you say so. Yukari just seems to rub me the wrong way.
>>711529784
Night, fam. Ehhhh I still don't think it is appropriate.
I think I'm gonna follow suit and sign off. Good night /waifu/
>>711530014
night
DR.SHINO Here claiming west side. We gonna shoot up you bitch ass nigga's thread. betta check yo self! Niggas with Waifus Reporting in
>>711528869
Wew! I live in texas. Urban parts of it
>>711528937
>>711529020
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP
>>711529346
I might dude. Have a good eat
>>711529784
Night
>>711529934
It's k, man
>>711530074
I really hope you didn't wait for me to leave before posting again.
Good night qt.
>>711530014
That sounds lewd.
>>711530248
GROW up, Shinoa~
>>711530248
It's never okay
>>711530113
Yeah! Dr's right, we are the raiders of the west side! Fear Shino and Eazy-T!
>>711530113
Fuck off nigger
>>711530248
oh lovely.
>>711530405
That Berserker always reminds me of Hugo from SF3.
>>711530522
Yo yo yo, better check out what you sayin' bitch, ya don't mess with the CPT.
>>711530113
Dont for get ya boi, Snuffles
>>711523570
>husbando
fucking degenerates.
when did this board turn gay?
>>711530522
AYO! Dawg not cool fam. We all one blood here son.
>>711530705
ah shit dawg! never how u livin cuz?
>>711530705
Who're you? Better be from the west side nigga. We no like fucking Blood snitch.
>>711530644
Speak english
>>711530797
you sound like a nigger. Anyway wassup?
>>711530762
I don't know. My copypasta is based off someone elses.
>>711523570
>>711530948
Boi I'm Snuffles the Crippled Kitten yo. Representin' west side. Straight outta Compton yo
>>711530972
um not much we started a gang today its prettty serious. We shoot people and smoke blunts and do sex stuff so yeah kinda a big dea.
>>711530612
I want a picture like this with Hugo instead of Berserker now
>>711531193
Sounds like fun.
>sex stuff
Why would you betray your waifu like that?
>>711531304
Its a east side nigga
>>711531110
Oh shit dawg! I remember you now! Yo Dr. Shino's 'cuz! I'm Eazy-T better have heard of me nigga.
>>711531307
jenny where u been man?
>>711531419
>ifunny
Literally why.
>>711531202
I'd say it works pretty well, though Berserker doesn't even need to grapple anything to crush it.
I'm off to sleep, good night all.
>>711531599
I guess i just lost interest in posting here after a while. Life just sorta caught up to me and i decided to take a break from being a degenerate.
>>711531614
>lol funny memes xD
>>711531766
thats good tho man nothing wrong with that. I just post out of being bored. there hasn't been any new blood in awhile
>>711530471
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>711530504
Shush now
>>711530522
Indeed. Too much light pollution
>>711531109
Easy, 20 > 3*0
>>711531712
Night
>shinoa
Intimacy would be nice
>>711531903
No one? When i was last here there were plenty of newcomers.
>>711532142
Night time is a much nicer time.
>>711532142
Why should I do that?
>>711532296
:o
>>711532349
roll :o
>>711532142
Its okay little one~
I still love you even though you drew the SHORT straw when you're height was chosen~
>>711531109
Done.
Change it from 20 > 30 to 2.0 > .80
Late af claim.
>>711532297
I love the night but I don't try to stay up for it ;_;
>>711532349
Idk
>>711532710
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>btw, have we met before?
>>711532935
Hey
>>711533388
>
>>711532478
:joy:
>>711533571
You're short
>>711533571
We might've
I occasionally come on here.
>>711533571
I normally have alot of sleep problems so i'm up until upwards of 3am. It's a weird experience.
>Watch crappy straight-to-tv films on tv
>watch old sitcoms early in the morning
>>711533388
ayy
![Guren[61].png](https://i.imgur.com/zKw0oaN.png "Guren[61].png")
>>711530248
Thanks. I didn't take long.
>>711533571
>
Also, don't you not know Ran? He's like, fucking mean :^)
>>711532297
Oh nice, Jenny is back. Hey! Do you maybe remember me?
>>711533994
OH DAMN YOU DO.
>>711534150
Its Yukari, not Ran
>>711534150
>>711534150
Of course i do. I wasn't gone that long was i?
Claiming my cute cat!
>>711534375
>tfw I'm retarded.
Damnit, I'm sorry. I just glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was ran.
>>711534414
Hey now, don't give me that look.
Well, wasn't it months? At least it felt like it. I don't know, this year went by really quickly for me.
How are you?
>>711534681
I don't like the new.rwny animation
Season 1 was better
>>711533716
FUCK YOU
>>711533937
Really now? I'm trying to remember if we talked before
>>711533994
You probably have delayed sleep phase disorder
>>711534053
Eat something scrumptious?
>>711534150
I see that, sister
>>711534925
Did you drink coffee when you were younger?
Is that why you're so short?
>>711534681
maybe 2 months at best. I'm doing well. Still living the neet life. What about you red?
>>711534925
I probably do. I never really got good sleep as a kid.
>>711535239
You know how they say you grow in your sleep?
I don't think Shinoa got enough.
>>711534790
Why not? I think it looks amazing honestly. The shadowing looks really nice too. What I do dislike is the fighting choreography, looks kinda clunky. I'll agree it looked better in season 1 - 3.
>>711534925
It's funny because your sis is trying to teach you how to draw yet you're not that good yet. What do you do in the meantime, fuck?
Greentext me some incest fam.
>>711535239
Not much really, just failing uni. Thinking about changing careers, but I don't know what I want to do yet, maybe something related to science, that'd be nice.
Also, yeah, maybe 2 months.
Up to anything?
![Guren[9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DeMerDV.jpg "Guren[9].jpg")
>>711534925
Not really. I don't have very developed taste so junk food is alright.
>>711534925
Just give me a time and a place
>>711534925
How's your medic classes going?
>>711535448
Mean
>>711535640
if i didn't suck at science i'd probably be trying to work in medicine. sounds like fun. I'm not doing much really. Just making some texture mods for Oblivion and trying to get it to run.
>>711535845
I love oblivion
>>711536085
It's my favourite TES game. Really fucking comfy.
>robot
>>711536293
I like the town with water everywhere even though the npcs bitch about it being gross haha
>>711536447
You leyawiin or Bravil? I really like the country side to those towns. The denseness of it all blew my mind as a kid.
>>711536760
>you mean leyawiin or Bravil
fixed.
>jenny
>>711535152
I'M STILL GROWING
>>711535239
Why is that?
>>711535640
Get good so she'll be done with calling me a fag who can't draw
>>711535667
We all love junk food though
>>711535711
Woodlands mall
>>711535733
Going alright. We're on digestion atm. What's up?
>shinoa
>>711536760
Leyawin my good pal
>>711536849
Mmm nm I saw a chick at a party now she appeared in a friends snapchat story I'm trying to figure out how to get at it lol
> Luluco
