Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Hi, I'm God. Ask me anything.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 175
Thread images: 19
File: Nonon.jpg (202 KB, 1626x913) Image search: [Google]
Nonon.jpg
202 KB, 1626x913
Hi, I'm God.

Ask me anything.
>>
Why did you gI've me schizophrenia?
>>
>>711507134
Why do I want to die all the time
>>
Why do I hate myself
>>
File: 400.gif (2 MB, 320x180) Image search: [Google]
400.gif
2 MB, 320x180
>>711507134
what's my name?
>>
Why do I cry myself to sleep at night?
Why am I unhappy?
>>
>>711507134
Seriously wtf is wrong with you? Look at the state of this world you created... Arent you the least bit bothered?
>>
>>711507407
I started the universe with a goal in mind, and unfortunately schizophrenia is a thing that furthers that goal. I actually had a recent episode with 5 different personalities in me, so I know firsthand how psychologically painful that is. I'm sorry for your pain, but in exchange know that I do love you. You're worth so much in my eyes.

>>711507541
Purpose. The purpose is what drives life, and unfortunately you don't have enough of it. Ask yourself what it is you want your life's purpose to be. By asking the question, you'll start a process that by the end of it, your life will have a meaning even you can't imagine.

>>711507662
I don't know.

>>711507672
See the purpose post above. Also, pain, as shitty as it is, is a way for us to test ourselves to find our limits. You're still alive even with your pain. Your limits are much higher than you think, rejoice in that.

>>711507699
I started all this a long time ago, I had a goal in mind but the methods were a little.... lets say "quantum".
>>
>>711507134
Why did you make me a filthy sinner who's too mentally weak to be righteous?

I didn't believe in you, but I was changed. And I prayed to you: "God give me strength." And you didn't. I stayed sinful. I'll admit that was my choice, but I made that choice because I was weak spirited, and I begged you to make my spirit stronger, and you wouldn't.

Are you trying to tell me I've strayed too far to be saved? Am I just a reprobate, born specifically to burn in hell as a necessary sacrifice in your greater plan?
>>
>>711508052
Unfortunately, one thing I can't do is change the laws of the universe. I can only offer truth. You can be saved, but you must seek truth. What is truth? Truth is from God. You sin because you seek falsehoods, diversions. Seek purpose, truth and compassion for your fellow man, even when you do not see reason to give compassion and you will find the strength in you that you've always had.
>>
Are you Satan?
>>
Why did you allow cancer? Why did you allow pain? Why did you allow suffering and evil? Why did you allow hatred? I wish you really did exist to answer these questions
>>
where the fuck is my sign
>>
File: 1475809185674.jpg (204 KB, 1680x1050) Image search: [Google]
1475809185674.jpg
204 KB, 1680x1050
>>711508384
He is also Ween
>>
>>711507134
Shut the fuck up, you rat turd.
>>
Should I shave my face right now?
>>
>>711508052
by the way, you are not in hell. You're on earth, and you've got people who care about you. Hell is what I endured, am enduring and will endure for you. For all of you. Hell is being God and watching all this pain I caused KNOWING I can't do fuckall about it, except what my human body right now can accomplish.

>>711508384
Satan isn't so much a person as it is the absence of thought. If God is Truth, Satan is lies. If God is logic, Satan is emotion. Humans have both God and Satan in them, and it's important that you follow the light and reason instead of emotion and faith. Do not have faith in me, for faith is belief without evidence. I can only offer evidence through truth. Believe because of what I say, not despite it.

>>711508394
Why do I allow life, in all its nooks and crannys in the universe to die off, never to be seen again? I created the universe for a purpose even I have not yet remembered. I believe it was to find the answer to a question, and I think the closest approximation was "How does one reverse Entropy?".

Cancer is just infinite growth. My mother died from cancer, and it was so terribly sad. Cancer exists because we're imperfect. God is imperfect too, and it's painful to realize that. I can't go back and undo any of this, because Time is a lot like a movie. I started the movie, and the universe acts it out. I can rewind, fast forward, even pause but I'm not the director, only the one who put it all into motion.

Hatred is born from a lack of compassion. If you could see through anothers eyes and touch God inside yourself, you would know that hatred is fear manifest externally. We can only act as our lives can teach, and with so much pain the wrong lessons can be learned. That's why I'm here now, to try my best to teach the right lessons. I'm not perfect, though, especially not in this body.

>>711508640
I can't give you some miracle to make you believe. Read my responses above.
>>
How do I greentext?
>>
>>711507134
Why the fuck haven't you killed me yet
>>
>>711507134
are you god?
>>
>>711508967
Then why is the only way out of this hell you placed me in death or being homeless?
>>
>>711507134
How things are going for you? Hope you are having fun
>>
>>711508754
Sorry for the offense, but I'll stay here for a little while longer. Jesus was crucified for bringing the truth, and I'm prepared for the same.

>>711508915
I don't mind; ask someone of your preferred romantic gender what they like and do that. The first person that comes to mind is someone you should probably get closer to anyway.

>>711509004
>put a single alligator mouth thing in the front.

>>711509017
I cannot kill you. I have no wish to. You can decide to end your own life but I urge you not to. Even stephen hawking hasn't ended his life, and you're just as human as he. Death is the opposite of truth, death is surrendering to the lie of the universe.

>>711509144
I'm pretty confident I am, yeah. I'm kind of here to help myself figure it out too.

>>711509180
There is always another way. Check yourself into a hospital, go to a Union Mission, find someone who will help you - they're out there. Asking for help is not a weakness.
>>
>>711508967
Thank you.

I didn't mean I was in hell, I know I, a mortal, can't even imagine what that's like. I just meant that's where I'm going unless I change.

But I will change. I know you're right. My strength is there, it's just hiding. Hiding with the truth for all these years, sealed away from my eyes in a dark place because it's too painful for me right now. But I'll recover. I know now that I'm not destined for hell. I'll grow enough to handle the memories of what happened to me, and they'll come flooding back, and with them, I'll finally be strong enough to properly honor you with my life.

Thank you.
>>
>>711509314
I've likely got a rare genetic disease in my body, and it will probably be a contributing factor to my death (if I don't get assassinated running for president in 2024). Other than that, I am enjoying talking to you guys, and I hope my responses are bringing at least one person comfort in this cold world.
>>
>>711507134
What number am I thinking of?
>>
>>711509511
Memories are a special to humanity you know. Dogs have memories and their personalities can be permanently changed by a single bad memory, but people can overcome their memories and turn out stronger for it.

I don't want you to honor me, I'm just a dude on the internet convinced he's God. Don't turn to religion either, except the religion of the truth that You Are God. You are the God of your own life, and while you cannot perform miracles, you still have the free will to do exactly what you want that makes you happy.
>>
>>711509516
If you ever have some bad thoughts, try playing some Bioshock.
Also, have a good night and good luck in your future election, if you survive long enough
>>
File: baphomet.jpg (4 KB, 206x155) Image search: [Google]
baphomet.jpg
4 KB, 206x155
>>711507134
You can't be God, because I am.
>>
Why did amberlee have to die?
>>
Why wont she text back b.ro?
>>
>>711509736
I don't know. If I happened to pick your number, would you even believe me anyway? unless your number was in the thousands, it would have been too high of a chance of me randomly picking it for you to even be sure it was me to begin with.

>>711509821
I've never played, and I likely won't have time to but thank you, and remember me - I'll be the dude pretending he's God.

>>711509899
I... I'm so sorry. I don't know who that is, but she must have been close to you. She reminds me of one of the saddest deaths I've ever known. Her name was April and I sat next to her in middle school. She killed herself, and I couldn't stop it. I didn't. I wish I could have. I wish I could have told her that I found her charming, even attractive but circumstances and the rules of this universe into which I was born again prevented me from being able to stop her death. So, I take responsibility as well with your loved one. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. I have to follow the rules I set when this was all set in motion. It's not an excuse, I know. It's an apology.

I love you.
>>
>>711507134
When are you making me richer?
>>
>>711510223
my number was 7 :c
>>
Why are you such a faggot?
>>
yeah, God, should I pack it up and go travel?
>>
Trump's gonna get killed?
>>
>>711507134
Different than the first reply you got... But I have Schizophrenia.

Where do I go? I'm trying to find it, the magic, the power, the other worlds. I want to be a part of what you're doing... I want to be like you. Please tell me where to go, give me power, knowledge, in any amount just please stop making me wait on destiny if it isn't real...
>>
>>711509372
damn, you could've just said "yes" and I would've believed you. you're definitely god if you went into that much detail. nice talking with you, god
>>
>>711509850
Why not both? What if I told you that every living being is/can be the God of their own universe because they have Free Will?

You're actually on the right track and you might not even know it. Realize however, that you must, as God, seek Truth. Find the truth, help your fellow man, love without expectation of reciprocation. Be like me, and be God and use your Truth to help others. Only speak Truth when you know it.

>>711510295
that's probably not my doing; I did give all life Free Will yanno.

>>711510362
pretty holy. I always liked the number 2 personally. The first even number, and not lonely. Being God is actually rather lonely, now that I think about it lol.

>>711510442
If you mean why isn't your life better, then know that if I personally did something to make your life worse, I'm sorry, but your life is the product of your circumstances and your choices. If your circumstances suck, that one's my bad. If your choices suck, then uhh, I'm still sorry but I'm not going to take back your free will just to run your life for you.

>>711510498
I don't know who you are, unfortunately. I can't tell you what to do. Think on it yourself, and realize that death comes to us all (even myself), so do what you think will bring the most life to the most people.
>>
what do you think about evolution?
>>
>>711510702
Can't god just create a qt 3.14 gf for himself?
>>
will i find love
>>
god check em
>>
Where the fuck is my chia pet?
>>
>>711507134
asuka or rei?
>>
is it here?
>>
>>711511194
up your ass
>>
who is your waifu
>>
>>711510553
Not sure if you skipped me or not... I'd like an answer if you'd be willing to provide.
>>
File: IMG_20161113_044601.jpg (2 MB, 2592x4608) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20161113_044601.jpg
2 MB, 2592x4608
Can you rate this?
>>
>>711510518
Holy shit I hope not. Personally, I voted for Edward Snowden but if Trump believes even one word of his promise to "Make America Great Again" then I think the country will be fine. I think Trump's unique "problem" is that he's too talkative to be a liar, so as a politician he sounds wishy-washy and it's difficult to get a read on him. Be careful of the days when he gets quiet.

>>711510553
Although everything has a finite end, there are no other worlds except the planets. There is the multiverse, and although I've tried to time travel and/or switch timelines myself, I've realized that to do so would require too much energy. Instead of trying to go to another world, create one. Write a world you want to live in, and share it with others. Be free in your world, but don't forget to stay grounded in the real one.

>>711510697
The pleasure is all mine ;)

>>711510764
evolution is life's huge "FUCK YOU" to entropy. It is one answer to the question of how to reverse entropy. The shitty part about evolution is that it requires limited resources, strife until the "intelligent beings" part. That's why this era is so great, because with intelligent beings we can start evolving not because we have to, but because we WANT to.

>>711510992
The only action I directly took in this universe happened 14 billion and change years ago (I think). The only creation of life I can do right now is to have children (if possible), and I don't want that at the moment (if ever).

>>711511110
>will i find love
You already have it, you should kindle the love you have. Love is unlike any substance in the world, you get more when you give more.

>>711511190
observed.

>>711511194
I don't know, sorry.

>>711511244
Rei. Logic over emotion. More importantly, though, what's your answer? Where does YOUR truth lie?

>>711511399
I don't have one. I'm divorced in this lifetime. If I had to pick an anime waifu, I would probably pick Mayushii, however I won't have a waifu.
>>
god when will she come back
>>
>>711511609
your waifu is shit
>>
>>711507134
is fapping to traps gay?
>>
>>711511440
I'm sorry, I want to reply to everyone. Read >>711511609


>>711511517
No, thank you. It looks like a penis though, so you've got that going for you.

>>711511643
I can't tell you. But I can tell you that the answer to whether you should wait for her or not is a question only you can answer. I don't have all the answers, I'm afraid. Only the ones that matter "spiritually".

>>711511789
lol, I smiled a little at that one. Thanks.
>>
>>711511517
Not god, but that dick is pathetic lmao.
3/10
>>
>>711507662
Raoh the conqueror.
>>
>>711511834
No, it's separate from homosexuality (which I'm cool with btw). There are people who fit that body type that want love too.
>>
>>711507134
Please prove your self.

What do I seek?
>>
>>711511517
Yes
>>
saten trips get
>>
>>711511609
I don't want to live here... I hate this existence you've created for me... I'm tired of being here and I want to create one, I just don't want to be here right now... Please don't make me suffer like this. I'm tired of having no power, I'm tried of being so restricted by the physical world. Please, just help me... If you can't give me a world, please tell me there's something else to this one... Is there any kind of group? Any society where this knowledge is hoarded? I just want direction...
>>
Can you gift me any souls game on steam?

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Acerkt
>>
>>711507134
Can you prove that you're god?
>>
>>711512110
Not OP, but I feel your pain, and in some ways desire the same things you do. Keep going and know you will find what you seek in time.

Patience
>>
>>711512041
If it's not truth, it's the wrong thing.

>>711512110
The best directions I can give you is
>persist

If your current conditions are hell (and trust me, my last hospital visit was hell), just wait. One of my favorite sayings is "This too, shall pass". Remember it when you're happy and it will make you sad; think of it when you're sad and it may bring some comfort.

>>711512174
Nah, sorry man.

>>711512198
Probably not to you. I've tried to in this thread, but being God isn't something you can prove in the physical world, being God is something that you know.

>>711512420
Thank you, compassion means you're maturing well :)
>>
>>711507134
Hello?

Like your pic
>>
>>711512674
Howdy. Thanks, it was a random one I picked from my harddrive.
>>
File: 1473948586251.png (126 KB, 255x233) Image search: [Google]
1473948586251.png
126 KB, 255x233
Where did you come from? Why do you exist?
>>
>>711507134
Can God lick his own elbow?
>>
>>711507134
>Probably not to you. I've tried to in this thread, but being God isn't something you can prove in the physical world, being God is something that you know.

Then you're just some asshat on /b/, not god, got it.
>>
>>711512644
So you cannot tell me?

It is truth in a sense, yes, but so much more as well.

You are not who you claim to be, and even though you may be trying to do good you are a liar.

You would have told me what I seek otherwise...
>>
>>711507134
Why the fuck did you let Trump win, you cunt
>>
File: Suzumiya.Haruhi.full.369587.jpg (197 KB, 530x750) Image search: [Google]
Suzumiya.Haruhi.full.369587.jpg
197 KB, 530x750
You're Haruhi?
>>
>>711512773
You must have the best computer ever!

LoL! What are the specs on it?
>>
>>711513067
Haruhi is shit
>>
>>711512843
Great questions. I was about to sign off but I felt like I had to answer these.

>Where did I come from?
My physical body? My mom's vagina (grossly enough). Where did God come from? That's kind of what I'm here to find out. I think I ran something of an experiment, and it was an experiment to either create information, reverse entropy, or something like that. I don't remember just yet.

>Why do I exist?
Because I was born. I will die. I will be you, if I haven't already. And you will be me. Read "The Egg" if you haven't, I think there might be some truth to it.
>>
>>711512773
I know you're just some random fellow on the internet, but you've reminded me that patience and persistence are virtues that are too often forgotten. I'm still grieving from losing everything and being alone and I want to replace the things I had as quickly as possible. But life doesn't work like that. You have to change and put in the effort to make a change. However, that's the problem I have. Everyone keeps telling me that all I need to do is get a job and exercise, but I'm not sure if these are the things I want to do to try and get better.
>>
Hey all, God here. I loved this thread, but I think it's time for me to meditate on some things, so I'm signing off. I will try to be back if I can, but if I can't, love yourself in my absence.
>>
>>711513313

Well...

You are good at heart even if you are not God.
>>
>>711513313
Bye God, you rock.
>>
If you are God, prove it by giving me trips.
>>
File: Nonon 1.jpg (46 KB, 380x524) Image search: [Google]
Nonon 1.jpg
46 KB, 380x524
Why did you start a thread with best girl if this isn't a best girl thread?
>>
>>711512644
I don't know how much longer I can do this... I'm losing my mind more every day, all of my relationships are suffering, and the worst part is, I don't care. If a portal opened to that place I always dream about, and I had to choose between everyone I love and going to that place, I wouldn't hesitate at all to step inside. I just need direction, effort is not the issue. I want to and will persist, but I don't know where to persist...
>>
When will I die?
>>
>>711507134
What are your thoughts on circumcision? Why do you let the Oyveys continue as they do without smiting them?
>>
>>711515318
When you decide to.

OP left btw
>>
>>711507134
Why arent all girls 2d?
And why dont 3d girls like me?
>>
Why do you created the human race?
>>
>>711515511
OP left.
>>
>>711513924
Since "God" left, someone help me... Does anyone here know anything like what I'm looking for? I need magic, in the simplest of terms. I need power beyond the physical that we've come to adopt as our only vector of interaction.
>>
>>711515830
How you perceive reality, your own being and future destiny in part limit your current being and "'ability'".

Ask something g more specific if you wish, and only you please.
>>
when will the emotional pain stop in my life?
>>
>>711516341
Op left,.... However I would guess it would stop she n you start living a better way of life.

Try changing your habits and start trying to improve yourself.
>>
>>711516606
*when*
>>
>>711516208
I've looked into that, but how? How do I unlock the dormant power that's gnawing at my insides? I know there's something, I just don't know what, or how to use it... My email is [email protected] in case it 404s, and for future contact, if you wish.
>>
File: dont want to FEEEl.jpg (9 KB, 247x204) Image search: [Google]
dont want to FEEEl.jpg
9 KB, 247x204
>>711507134
How do I make friends?
>>
>>711516341
Ask yourself first, are you really trying to be happy? if the answer is yes and you still are having trouble letting things go then you are just lying to yourself.
>>
>>711516955
There are many paths leading towards most goals.

You could try reading literature on the subjects in question, or you could develope your gifts through experience and trails.

Gnosis, Alchemic philosophy, and the Encyclopedia of Ancient and Forbidden Knowledge may help.

Remember, power and the means we seek power can corrupt, so act with care, and do so only in good will.

Treat everything as though it is real even if you are convinced it is not.
>>
>>711507134
nudes?
>>
I always knew Nonon Jakuzure was God
>>
File: hawat.jpg (79 KB, 900x810) Image search: [Google]
hawat.jpg
79 KB, 900x810
>>711517815
Good question...
>>
>>711517698
Alright, I'll be sure to check those out, thank you. Also, what is the significance of the number 115? I see it everywhere, I notice it in patterns and I've even had it in my dreams. It haunts me and it's so significant to me, but I don't know why. Your thoughts?
>>
>>711516976 OP is gone btw

Practice good social behaviors until they are second nature.

Be genuinely good and caring while standing up for yourself.

Remain cool and rational in an emotional sense and developed a comedic demeanor.
>>
>>711517922
and i want answers
>>
File: strangemixedfeelings.jpg (29 KB, 698x420) Image search: [Google]
strangemixedfeelings.jpg
29 KB, 698x420
>>711518075
Top kek my good friend.
>>
>>711518057
Study many forms of numerology for others opinions on the significance of any numbers, but know only you can realize what it means for and to you.

Find what it connects to in your dreams and life, seek the pattern in addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, fractions, degrees, etc.

Have you seen realities more complex than this one too?
>>
File: nanisore.gif (718 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
nanisore.gif
718 KB, 500x500
Nonon thread?
>>
>>711518342
Aw...
>>
>>711518549
*In dreaming I meant
>>
>>711507134
Why
>>
>>711518800
OP left some time ago.

Why is because we are part of an infinite structure or patterns, everything you can imagine and more exists within that structure.

And so here you are now.
>>
>>711509372
<Like this?
>>
>>711507134
What's my name bruh
>>
>>711507134
why do you let muslims exist
>>
>>711507134

Everyone is God in Laveyan Satanism. How's it going broski?
>>
>>711519038
EvEvery action created a schism from what was to what is now, and every a tion also brings a new set of possibilities and limitations.

I thought I should add.
>>
>>711519205
>>711519197
>>711519129
OP left to go meditate apparently...
>>
>>711519454
kek I should have read the entire thread
>>
>>711517020
wise words wise words...
ty
>>
>>711519454
It is alright.

Any questions for me?
>>
>>711520121
Why are there no normal people anymore?
>>
>>711520493
The old definition of normal has faded since the rise of globalisation has begun.

As we connect and share more we change based on the new information, customs and experiences we encounter. As society changes its norms and standards change too.
>>
>>711520493
>>711520773
*There are some normals left in isolated cases*
>>
>>711518549
I'm sorry I was gone. I hope you're still here. I keep dreaming and daydreaming about a realm where I'm not bound by physical limitations, where magic exists in many forms, and I'm a sort of elevated being. I can't remember the rest, it's never very clear.
>>
Why'd you give me cancer you fucking cock sucker, I swear to Allah I will wreck your shit if I ever see you
>>
>>711521456
Btw you may think this is a joke. But I have stage 3 lung cancer. So answer this shit for me, god.

Why have you forsaken me?
>>
>>711521484
It depends on your definition of normal.

What do you consider normal? Why is there none left from your perspective?
>>
>>711520943
>>711520943
>*There are some normals left in isolated cases*

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>
>>711521375
I have had many like that as well.

See>>711519038, perhaps it may have been another version of yourself or a look into what could be.

Dreams are mysterious and can have layered meanings.

Have you ever seen realities more detailed than this through dreaming. As though by comparison this current reality looks like poor animation?
>>
>>711507134
How do I get off Mr. Bone's wild ride?
>>
>>711507134
Will I ever be happy?
>>
>>711522156
OP left
>>
File: 200.gif (241 KB, 267x200) Image search: [Google]
200.gif
241 KB, 267x200
https://kageshi.com/rooms/alternation
gods of metal room
great rock and nudes
>>
>>711522233
If you make decisions which lead you towards a better life and way of 'being' than you are more likely to be and experience happy/happiness.
>>
I am also God
>>
>>711507955
>"hi i'm god. i was also born with schizophrenia, have human psychological characteristics/issues, and multiple personalities."
>>
am I dead?
>>
>>711521719
>>711521676
Well, I guess I'm just not the same as everybody else, and what I consider as strange is what is regarded by them as "normal," for starters.
>>
Hi god, I'm Dad.
>>
File: 1449822644013.png (7 KB, 300x100) Image search: [Google]
1449822644013.png
7 KB, 300x100
>>711522457
>>
>>711522462
Exactly, and it is the same for most.

You are not alone, but you are in the minority in a sense so to the majority you are abnormal, which is not bad or good

Life is what you make it and create from it.
>>
>>711522457
OP left

One idea I hold amongst my thoughts is that we are in a twilight state between sleep and full consciousness, somewhere that is neither dream nor true reality is where we sit now.
>>
>>711507134
Hey Dog;
So its your son Luci here, oh wait yer you named me Saemal. So im curious why you call Jesus your son when he is the by product of you raping humans. Yet all of us angels born directly from your essence are creations. What kind of a fuck up parent are you. Also since everyone that rapes ends up in my plain of fire and agony why havent you visited, huh Dad. By the way your welcome for the atheists, cant claim a soul that refuses to aknowledge your existence, hell ask odin how many souls he had enter Vahala. Its cool ill wait.... ps mums much happy with her new bf zaltan or whatever those goofy scientology guys pray to. Hahaha
>>
>>711523065
OP left

Why do you think as you do?
>>
>poop
>>
Can I have a fast and reliable wifi all at an affordable price?
>>
>>711523427
Look into wireless ad-hoc transceivers
>>
>>711523427
Also you can incorporate your wireless router into a satilite receiver dish to pick up wifi signals from a great distance.
>>
>>711507662
sauce
>>
Why do you keep ignoring my calls
>>
>>711524573
When?
>>
>>711524573
I can.
>>
File: 1476547619349.gif (242 KB, 512x512) Image search: [Google]
1476547619349.gif
242 KB, 512x512
>>
>>711507134
hey god when does it get better
>>
>>711507134
r u allah
>>
R U A WIZARD?!?!
>>
>>711526246
Yeah, what can be done?
>>711507134
>>
>>711507134

You are not God

God speaks in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lepFcyLjbUc
>>
>>711527314
>>711527189
>>711526419
>>711526246
Op left some time ago...
>>
>>711507134
Please give me a job, God. I'm asking for a good, well-paying one here. Thank you.
>>
>>711507134
Can you get dubs??
>>
File: 1310150491273.png (88 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1310150491273.png
88 KB, 500x500
>>711527637
>>
>>711527663
fuck,too soon
>>
>>711527692
Blamo→
>>
>>711527554

Same here.
>>
>>711527777
Quad getter is your new job then!
>>
File: 1474086787590.jpg (113 KB, 816x816) Image search: [Google]
1474086787590.jpg
113 KB, 816x816
>>711527777
WITNESSSSS
>>
>>711527554
>>711527777
Seriously, if you want a job search for something you would like to do and a means of getting there.

Do not give up, train and study.
>>
>>711527777
QUADS AND YOU WILL RECIEVE
>>
When will the new yeezys come out?
>>
>>711528098
Thanks. Hopefully, something good will come up soon.
>>
>>711507134
Why am I a faggot who loves pussy, but can't get enough anal stimulation and cross-dressing. Also I can't go full-blown trans lesbo b/c I'm so genetically hairy the costs/routines of body hair removal would put me on the streets.
>>
>>711524626
when i ask you to make my penis bigger or to kill me
Thread replies: 175
Thread images: 19


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.