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>>711501990
How the fuck did that little fuck destroy a TV?
Pic unrelated
>wolfram stopped doing fluffy abuse art
why even bother making these threads anymore
>>711504715
One could only hope that someone has the ability to plagerize ms paint work
Am I just retarded or something? Could a kind anon please explain these....things to me? What's the point of these threads and why are they as surprisingly common as they are?
>>711505043
cute-aggression
>>711505043
Pic is relevant.
>>711506037
Well, that was enlightening. It's not quite my cup of tea, but I can certainly understand why some would find some form of emotional release from this. Thank you anon. I really do appreciate it.
>>711506428
It started years ago as a way to drive off the bronies, before they had /mlp/. Torturing these pony expys freaked them out.
>>711508560
>>711503492
just look at that unsafe stool it was sitting on
>>711508797
>>711509862
BUMP
>>711510478
Why do these comics always have cliffhangers?
>>711512428
'Tis an unfortunate curse for most non-oneshot fluffy comics.
One of my favorites, Scootafluff by ShadySmarty, remains unfinished to this day.
>>711512922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg
>>711508797
>after months of being in suspense,i finally find the next part ( >>711509862 )
>it ends in another fucking cliffhanger ( >>711510478 )
>>711512428
because they're not exactly done in 5 minutes and the artists have other things to do
>>711501717
the source of the ever replenishing ferals.
>>711513945
How did Fluffy Dashie crush her wings? She didn't land on her back. Still funny though.
>>711502216
artist?
>>711514564
she crushed her legs - the wings were removed because she was deemed to stupid to have them
>>711514564
why are they sleeping on water?
>>711514952
I assume it was snow to start with and the homeless man's body heat melted the snow beneath the cardboard and blanket.
>>711512428
At least we got confirmation he is working on it from the order day thread.
>>711515361
How do you even know that was the author?
>>711515361
What thread?
>>711515614
He has done that before.
(See >>711508797 for reference)
>>711515614
>author
>drawing
but it looks promising to me
>>711508560
>>711508630
>>711508732
>>711508797
>>711509862
>>711510478
>yfw it was all a dream
>>711505035
that little bitch
none of them are brown so why try and blame them?
>>711516553
They have both wings and horns.
>>711516553
anything other than alicorns see baby alicorns as "munstas!" from having wings and a horn.
They try to categorize it into the unicorn or pegasus categories but their little brains can't handle it.
>>711515361
I bet that screencap is months old.
>>711516553
They're both alicorns, so she thinks they're "munstas" and wants her owner to get rid of because she's afraid of them.
>>711516533
Wtf is this legit?
>>711516977
>>711516979
>>711517125
oh damn thats is fucked up
what would you do it your fluffy tried that?
>>711517369
Stomp it to death
>>711517616
and the baby's ?
>>711514570
Looks a bit like Big Baybeh.
>>711517714
Same.
>>711517369
since alicorns are worth the big bucks, i'll try to reason with her, if she still trying to frame them, i'll get a camera and record her safe room activity
Watch the recording with her at the end of day
treat her as she treated the foals
>>711517714
I would raise them until adulthood, make them mate with other alicorn fluffy, discard all non alicorn fluffies and repeat the process until I have hundreds of them, then release them to the wild.
>>711517369
Well, first I'd spank her but only once or twice and just enough that she feels it. Then I'd TRY to explain to her that her babies aren't monsters, just fluffies that have both wings & horns. If she continues to mistreat them, I'd just take care of raising the babies myself.
It's a part of their instincts similar to the uncanny valley in humans. I don't see any reason for harshly punishing/torturing them for something out of their control.
>>711506428
You should know that >>711506037 is a retarded manifestation of the new thinking currently destroying the genre.
By characterizing fluffies as the embodiment of evil, they've adopted a simplistic mechanism that absolves them of entertaining the darker impulses that initially made the genre great.
>>711518487
id do the same
she get the sorry stick thu
>>711518783
yeah, that too
I remember reading one story where some anon placed a hidden camera to spy on the mother mistreating the "poopeh babbeh"
>>711502216
>>711514570
CarniviousDuck
Anybody want me to do a Wolfram Sparks sadbox dump?
>>711519248
Please do.
>>711519299
Okay, will do. Fair warning: Some of these are posted a lot here.
>>711518949
link to story?
id have a dull color fluffy bright colors hurt my eyes
>>711519412
That's okay. I never tire of his work.
>>711519542
Yeah, for a raging autist he's pretty great.
>>711519530
I'll try to find it but I don't remember the author
>>711501990
That Euro outlet
>>711519920
I never got that one, What was causing the pain? If they shock collars It make sense.
>>711501717
ALEX JONES IS DANCING WITH HOT NAKED CHICKS IT ISNT FAIR I WANT TO BE THAT LUCKY HE IS DROWNING IN BOOBS!
>>711514952
Pretty sure it's meant to be plastic sheeting and cardboard.
>>711521252
I think the control made the mare squeeze tighter making a paradox of their stupidity
huggies hurties? gib bigger huggies!
>>711522284
>>711522284
>>711522318
what ever that is i want one as a pet
>>711522489
>>711522489
Its a jellenheimer
>>711522761
What the hell is a jellenheimer
This fluffy lore stuff is getting too deep
>>711522489
They're called jellenhe-
>>711522761
FUCK
>>711522761
i like wired things as pets
>>711505035
Holy shit this one is good.
Great animation, great story line, selfishness of fluffies are fully shown, and you have to apply your knowledge of fluffies and alicorns to see why she tried to frame her babies. This is amazing as far as fluffy content goes.
Who is the animator?
>>711522932
Animation? What animation?
>>711522834
Pretty much exactly what it looks like. There's no canon but headcanon, but most artists depict them as never moving, talking, or reacting to anything. On the (extremely) rare occasions they do talk, they're articulate and polite. According to some they're basically a "alpha stage proto-fluffy," sort of a proof of concept that yeah, we CAN create an entirely new species because fuck Mother Nature right in the face.
>>711522834
They were originally made to make fun of the way one artist drew fluffies. Now they have some weird reality bending shit and scare the literal piss out of other fluffies.
>>711522932
>animator
>.jpg
>>711522834
They started out as extremely poorly drawn foals but the community turned them into the original cannibal mutants.
Then once the cannibals that still looked like regular fluffies just with sharp teeth came along, they started being used more in weirdbox stuff as having psychic powers and shit.
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/petshop.swf
Can someone please make this awesome?
>>711523103
Must be on shrooms
>>711523813
\wow this is really well made
>>711523813
Thank you for this
this one was always fucked.
bump
>>711524896
>>711524238
if the flaws were ironed out it would be really good
>>711520181
Sorry I left. I just had my dinner.
Back to the Wolfram dump.
>>711521252
>>711521662
I always assumed it was some sort of retracting/protracting pin, since an electric shock would "reset" the foal.
>>711526026
>>711525897
ya you cant kill them but still cool
>>711523813
i wish they could mate and have foals
>>711526308
or kill them :-/
>>711526321
Alright, I'm out. Have a great night guys!
>>711527306
Actually, I have one more bonus image.
Take care, all.
bump
>>711505043
People with autism like to fuck non human things, and get off from imagining being able to hurt things with no one caring.
>>711528336
thank god im not autistic then
>>711527245
moar
>>711526321
Fuck you, and your crypto-feels post.
weirdbox am bestest box!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12229664/1/ALOLAN-PERSIAN-THE-JERK-TEAM-SKULL
>>711531417
2/10 got me to reply out of not wanting your effort to go to waste.
Any good yard invasion?
>>711527245
is this new?
bump
>>711532515
No. There never was a good yard invasion. And if there ever was, it had been long buried under the myriad of crappy yard invasion stories. So deep, that its very existence was negated. So no, there never was a good yard invasion story.
>>711533542
any more sea fluffys?
>>711533801
are space fluffies acceptable?
>>711534171
sure post more
>>711533801
>>711534899
>>711534976
>>711535010
this shit is why I have a cat
>>711520147
Here's a slight edit that makes it that much better, you'll notice the legs are now in a food dish
>>711537283
Why is that?
Bump
>>711533542
I could write a good one, but stories without art fucking suck
>>711521252
I never got why this guy kept fluffies if he hated them
>>711539993
He didn't completely hate them, he just didn't care for them. He kept them because he was a breeder of good colored foals.
>>711539993
He was planning on selling the foals.
>>711540476
more
>>711539729
Well, write a good story and some art might just magically appear. (Or you could send a PM to someone and request it)
>>711541038
How about a smarty getting gang raped by a pack of wild dogs?
>>711532515
>>711533542
>>711539729
>>711541038
Not that guy, but I wrote a yard invasion story not too long ago. It isn't on the booru. I can post if there is interest.
>>711541038
DD with a fluffy as her might be....interesting.
>>711541328
Generic Yard Smarty Invasion #452 (part 1 of 3)
>You stretch and yawn. You really weren't planning on taking a nap - you have shit to do, but the sun feels good...
>You just moved in earlier today, and you are a bit tired. The new place is quite nice, way better than your old place near downtown. Actually, it wasn't so much the place itself as it was the neighborhood. There are, in fact, a lot of nice places to live near downtown... and you weren't in any of them.
>When you don't have much, you live within your means, even if it sucks.
>Your old neighborhood was interesting, to say the least. Conveniently close to downtown, which was a blessing and a curse. Traffic was bad and the city never seemed to sleep, and no matter how hard you tried, you could never quite get used to the noise. Then, there were those times when the wind changed direction and it stunk to high heaven, and it seemed like every alley had a bunch of homeless people that were pretty aggressive. Still, it was your place and things weren't too bad.
>Then, calm one day, you went to get something to eat from a decent hamburger joint around the corner. You were on your way back home in an excellent mood, which lasted right until you got there. You came back to utter chaos - there was a lot of talking and crying and rushing around and upset faces. It took a few minutes for you to find out what had happened. Apparently, some guy curb-stomped one of your neighbors so badly that he might not survive. You don't know exactly what led up to that, but in this neighborhood it could have been anything.
>That was the last straw. You were out of there.
>>711541806
Generic Yard Smarty Invasion #452 (part 2 of 3)
>Somehow, you managed to find a new place in the suburbs. It was quite a ways from downtown, but quiet, clean, and had lots of room. It was a lucky find, and you wish you could have been here a long time ago.
>Moving was a pain in the ass, and in an odd way you were thankful that you had so little. It took all day, and now you were chillin' in the backyard.
>Then, you hear something. It's the murmur of voices, familiar voices. You strain to hear if they are get- yes, they are getting closer. You groan inwardly. You don't feel like dealing with this shit right now. You wanted to stay there, bask in the sun, and take a nap. You earned it.
>As the voices get closer, you sit up with a sigh and survey the yard. The backyard of your place is pretty nice - healthy grass, a few bushes, a flower bed, and a large tree in your next door neighbor's yard provides a nice bit of shade in one corner.
>Compared to the concrete jungle downtown it was the garden of Eden. Around your old place, the only bits of green one would see would be some fluffy.
>You'll be damned if some invaders are going to ruin this for you.
Has anyone done a herd getting obliterated by a combine harvester?
>>711541884
Yes, it's been done both in text and art.
>>711541884
As a matter of fact, yes there has been:
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/39008
>>711541852
(part 3 of 3)
>You look around and quickly spot them. There are only two you can see, but there are undoubtedly others. The city was crawling with the damn things, and they always acted like they owned the place.
>You sit up with a grunt and make your way over to them. The damn things are oblivious, just chattering away about whatever the hell. You make a small noise to get their attention, but they don't even look. You get closer and make some more noise, and finally one of them notices you, and alerts the other.
>Good, you now have their attention. Time to nip this shit in the bud. A few different plans come to mind, but you settle on intimidation. You don't take any pleasure in bloodshed so if you could simply run the damn things off, you'd prefer that.
>You glare at them silently for a second, allowing the tension to rise. They don't move a muscle, they're just staring at you in shock and fear. You snort. It's funny - you've heard of others having so much trouble, but how can anyone be plagued by something less intelligent than them? The damn things are dumb – you've seen what they do, and it never makes any sense to you. Everywhere you see them, they are all acting pretty much the exact same way and babbling the exact same nonsense.
>You know about them – everyone does. You know how these things think, and you know exactly how to handle this.
>You take a step forward, stand as tall as you can, puff out your cheeks, and, in the meanest voice you can manage, you yell at them.
>"Dummeh hoomin, dis am my wand nao. Weave nao or get wowstest huwties!"
>Hell yeah, they'll show 'em. You know how to handle this because you are so much smarter than them. You are so goddamn Smart, you think it might be a good name for yourself. Smarty. Yeah... you like the sound of that. Hell yeah! Mothafwuffin' Smarty.
>Well, there'll be time for self congratulations later. Right now, you have have some wowstest huwties to give out.
>>711541884
>>711541038
Perhaps art in this style? >>711527570
>>711542135
As I said. Make a request and stuff might just spring out.
4chan is kill?
>>711520418
The fuck is this
Pillowed foals fired from a potato gun or air cannon?
Pillowed foals fired from a potato gun or air cannon?
Pillowed foals fired from a potato gun or air cannon?
>>711543058
pillowed foals getting the punkin chunkin treatment with air cannons, bitch.
Pillowed foals fired from a potato gun or air cannon?
Ok captain autism we get it you like potatoguns
Potato foals fired from a pillowed cannon or air gun
>>711523813
cant seem to download it...
>>711526442
love this one. it kills its only living baby for food only to find food right after.
>>711545446
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/
right click save as on the one you want
>>711525686
Detective Stantz seems like a cool guy to chill with
Can anybody zoom in on the the Jellenheimer and the fluffy it's killing and edit out the blood?
Want that as a reaction image
