REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
are u a wizard op?
>>711501366
why not?
OP please
we both know thats impossible
Sure
i
>>711501366
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
You sure about that?
Nigger
ok
>>711501366
thx
well, I have one, but I am not happy with her so, yolo :D
would be nice
bump
>>711501366
okay
>>711501366
OI!
>>711501366
pls work
.
I hope i finally get a match on tinder. No one ever swipes right
Worth a shot
i hope shes asian
If only
she better be thicc
you better dare
Wahhhhhhhh? No way!
>>711501366
sure thing op
i want to believe
>>711501366
didnt work last time fag
only if I get doubles......well shit
>>711501666
satan cosby trips
Nothing to lose
Lol no I won't
better not be a prank
okay she better be a 6'8 280 pound Icelandic body builder named helga
Can't take any chances
>>711501366
didnt worked yesterday moron
Sounds good my man !
>>711501366
You can have mine
>>711501366
asfasdf
I doubt it
about time...
oh pretty please
>>711501366
I hope OP
>>711501666
KEK
>>711501811
DEATH BY SNU SNU
>>711501366
If OP lies his mother will die in her sleep tomorrow night.
>>711501366
I will die alone
Yep I réplica that
>>711501366
I need dis
.
>>711501366
please god let it not be a fat bitch
what if we already had one
>>711501366
Let's go
>>711501366
roll
plz
>>711501366
Make her cute and nice
word?
thank you
Why the fuck not
Why not
>>711501366
ARYAN QT PLS
WORK YOUR MAGIC MANE
>>711501366
You better not be lyin' OP!
awwww yea! finaly the world got easy again.. posting here and i have a gf! wohooooo.........
Rolling, lol.
finally
Sure
Girlfriend you say
>Be Me
>Single for 6 years
>See post on /b/
>Replies to get girlfriend
>Grandmother sends me nudes the next day
>Never fapped so hard before in my life
Gotcha
but i'm married.
>>711501366
gf get, checkem
>>711501366
Hope is the last thing you lose
WSHIT
so shes gonna roll up to my attic
>>711501366
sure.
sure.
proof?
also, trips get
>>711501366
pls be real
Come bac
This might be awkward
You fools! She'll drain you of your life force and leave you a decaying husk of your former self!
Thanks mate
>implying this will even work
Ha! Too bad I'm unlovable!
>>711502174
oh shit, kek, i obvs meant dubs get haha
what if i already have one?
I hate myself even more for replying.
i know i wont :(
optimism never hurt
I want a new one. My current one sucks.
imagine a singles get even, now THAT would be funny
>>711501366
I know it won't happen. But do I have anything to loose?... No...
>>711501366
wow, op, wow
Nothing to lose.
oh boy things are looking up for ol' Gill
oh please oh please
Oh yes great I look forward to her hooray
shame about my dead mother
Yes please mr op
Oh shir
Thinking about her RN
Lonely af
She better be cute
>>711501366
I will reply but That is bullshit I am too much of a dick to women fuck it
ez gf inc
>>711501366
Mkay
KANKER
Really really?
Word up
Trump
>>711501366
Fuck it, let's go.
>>711501366
Watch this
Cool
k
>>711501366
bring love anon <3
Can't wait!!
>>711501366
i can do it. i can do it. i can do it.
>>711501366
why lie to me?
Take me darkness
dubs to mars
As long as she fit
>>711502621
i give up
>>711501366
This thread implies that I will go outside tomorrow.
Sure, but she gotta havea beeg a teets
A beeg a like a dis, aboomba, boomba, boomba boomba
gg
>>711501366
y not
>>711501366
meh
Wholesome
Gotta grab em by the pussy
k m8
Okie dokie
>>711501366
yis
k
Well okay then!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGWOQk1qL4
dont let me down fam
>>711501366
suuuuuuuuuuuure
i doubt that
>>711501366
Fuck it, im not getting a new gf anytime soon.
Kek
>>711501366
pffth, can't hurt..
>>711501366
I need one
regan and bush, regan and bush, these are the words that give me the kush
wow you deliver on a sunday how amazing
>>711501366
fuck it
ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>711501366
oiuzh
got nothing to lose
>>711501366
hope
Okay lets double the girlfriends
>>711501366
>>711501366
Worth the try
Help
>>711501366
I really don't see how that's gonna happen, but honestly what do I have to lose?
okay
>>711501366
wizward work ur magic papi
>>711501366
20+ virgin here. I thinks this a hoax.
why not?
>>711501366
Perfect.
>>711501366
Worth a shot
>>711501366
kewl
shout out to bob ross
it doesn't hurt to try.
Welp
pok
Bullshit.
yes please
Ok.Please.
>>711501366
I have one and a second one i like. Can you get them to get along and become my two steady gfs?
K
>>711501366
I don't even care that you're not trying anymore, just work your magic.
>>711501666
PRAISE KEK
>>711501366
y not
Can't believe I'm actually trying this shit
>>711501366
prooooooobably not, but what the hell.
>>711501366
nigger don't fail me
>>711501666
hail satan
Ok
Worst that happens is nothing , so fuck it red head plz ?
>>711501366
I guess
ok
>>711501366
hi-diddly-ho rollerino
thanks
>>711501366
worth a shot
>>711501366
Obaby
Pls
top kek
ktnxbye
No
>>711501366
As long as she's not a nigger.
I really want to find a bf :( I'm so lonely
Might as well try
>>711501366
Reply.
>>711501366
katya here i come OuO
>>711501366
Worth a try
>>711501366
plz
Wow
aight
.
>>711501366
Sure why not
thanko 4chor bresad
:)
i want an girlfrein pl0xxxxxx
good
assd 4chor bread thankos
K
Why not
Yeah sure
Im single as of two hours ago, so why not?
BOOPLSNOOTS
So long as it's that cute girl from high school. Y'now, the christian one. Else, I'll pass...
>>711501366
Eh why not. If fake, nothing would change. Nothing to lose.
>>711501366
At this point in time its worth a fucking shot.
Please
pls
Alright
please
>>711501366
ffs.
>>711501366
trips
>>711501366
Really?
Sure.
I'm a emotional wreck, gimmie a reason to wake up tomorrow
won't happen
>>711501366
butt
come back ;_;
>>711501366
that'd be pretty cool
Lets go!
Sounds like good odds to me pls
>>711501366
I am a great and powerful wizard. No wench will ever sway me from my true path.
is that so?
>>711501366
Oy vey
>>711501366
Op is wizard confirmed
Finally!
>>711501366
got my attention, now i get your bitch
