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Are you autistic, /b/?
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>>711465941
move circle so plane is inside circle.

go out and in 7 times. done
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On 7th create wormhole that lets you escape the circle without passing through the edge. NEXT
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>>711466097
But the plane still crosses it once when you move the circle over it.
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>>711465941
keep plane on axis. Add levitation magnet, slowly move magnet around circle. can do it more than 7 times if you please.
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>>711466097
That is like saying "it's not gay sex if you don't push back"
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>>711465941
Does touching the tangent count?
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>>711465941
Depending on the definition you use a circle has no edges.
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Slice circle in half. Pass through edge of cut circle 7 times. Leave through open hole.
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>>711465941
Where are the scissors?
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>>711466527
I think you mean no corners. Of course it has an edge you fucking retard.
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>>711465941
Is my autismo good enough?
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>>711465941
Turn circle, not moving plane. Did I win?
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>>711466748
it checks out

'edge of circle' followed by "inside THE circle"
suggests such fuckery is allowed
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>>711466651
You missed the part about "depending on the definition", jackass. An "edge" is often defined in mathematical terms as a straight line segment. Circles have no straight line segments, therefore they have no edges.
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what?
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>>711465941
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>>711467056
in that case it would have infinite edges of an infinitely small length

fag
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>>711465941
and me
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>>711467056
Congratulations you guys can think critically about a question, your not autistic.
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>>711465941
am I stupid? I read these directions 3 times and cannot understand what is being asked.
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>>711467210
That's 8 times, faggit
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>>711467102
This actually makes the most sense since the number 7 exists if you just count the last 7 crosses. Doesnt say only 7, so why not 7 eventually, technically.
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>>711467138
Then it wouldn't be a circle. It would be a polygon with an infinite number of sides.
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I don't get it, it's not even challenging
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>>711467525
That's an awful lot of certainty regarding mathematical theory that even the world's top intellects are unable to prove either way

Who's to say a circle isn't just a polygon with an infinite number of sides?
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Let me try
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>>711467680
what the fuck lmao
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>>711467680
good job crossing the line 3 times and making a fucking mess doing it

you sure showed us
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>>711467747
Kekd
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>>711465941
Well, shit...
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>>711467401
same, but i found out by looking and at the pics everyone is posting
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>>711467056
Oh, I didn't miss it. I was correcting you. What you were referring to is a corner. Circles have no corners. But they do have an edge, much like yourself.
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>>711465941

did i do good??
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>>711467725
Just me, and anyone who agrees with me. I'm only giving my opinion. The topic has been long debated by mathematicians smarter than any of us, and even they can't agree to the answer.
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>>711468044
>using english dictionary definitions on mathematical terms

wew lad
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>>711467725
But wouldn't that mean that a poligon wiht infinite sides and angles would be equal to a poligon with a single side and a 2pi rad angle?
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>>711468083
>>711467680
One day
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>>711467959
>>711467875
>>711467748
>>711467747
Hive mind
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>>711468140
So you agree that by saying "It woudn't be a circle" you're speaking on an emotional level rather than an intellectual one?

Whew, here i thought i was talking to someone who put some stock in what they said five minutes ago
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>>711466748
>>711467029

What about this?
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>>711466748
autists will think it's legit
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>>711468174
>>711468044
>>711467056
>>711467138
>>711467218
>>711466651
>>711466527

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>711468315
Forgot pic because autism.
Pls respond
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>>711465941
you will always end up inside because the plane starts on the outside and you have to cross the edge an odd number of times. Might as well ask if you can do it by crossing the edge only once.
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>>711468325
Good plan. I'm not sure how i even ended up in a thread on /b/ but this has been a solid reminder as to why i rarely come here anymore
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>>711465941
>fly the plane across
>fly
well drive it into the circle first
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>>711468110
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>>711468174
>being this retarded

Surely bait, but I'll bite. An edge is not a line segment. I don't care what your preschool teacher told you, anon. An edge is a border. Simple as that.
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>>711468427
>when you get triggered by geometry
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Someone do one with portal gun.
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>>711467218
So an autistic person cant think critically about question?
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>>711468564
>>711468581
thx
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fly in and out 8 times...you did the 7 but it does not say you can not cross 8 times
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>the edge of circle
didn't know circles have edges
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>>711468565
i'm triggered by the person shouting /pol/ memes at the people discussing geometry, but good attempt at following a quote chain, dunce
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>>711465941
it refers to the word 'circle'
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>>711468695
no autism here
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Idiots
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>>711468302
No, I'm saying that I am CHOOSING one of the three possible intellectual answers.
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>>711468695
it has to be exactly 7 times or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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>>711468753
>unique post count didn't increase when you replied

Safe to say you're samefagging, thus proving your shit bait.
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>>711466265
Crossing the edge 8 times means you also crossed the edge 7 times.
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>>711468875
where does it state that?
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>>711468832
eight. you fucking medical examinayonese
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>>711468756
You sound like those fat retards that handout marxist pamphlets at my uni
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>>711468546
By that definition a square has only one edge.
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>>711465941
My name is Nikola Tesla and I'm an autist.
I do not think you understand what the word "autism" means.
Your little "test" is for retards, of which you are obviously one, and is no more than child's play to me.
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>>711468832
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>>711468832
see...8 times and your out, you flew through circle required 7 times and use the 8th to get back out, op never states you can not cross circle 8 times
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>>711469137
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this >>711469039
op is the samefag that did a "autism test" yesterday and apparently didn't understand then that it was an ethics test (with the trolleys)
op is gay and clearly fucking dumb
<------OP, pic related
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>>711468832
Sperglord, after you crossed it 7 times you are INSIDE the circle, so you ended up INSIDE the circle. You fucking failed and your mom dies because of it.
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>>711469277
nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga
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>>711469021
No, it has 4 separate borders which are defined by their geometric position. Are you seriously this retarded?

That is like saying a line has 0 edges. Which technically would be true considering a 2 dimensional line could never exist and would actually be a thin cuboid, but then again a perfect circle could never exist meaning it has more than 1 edge so this entire argument is pointless (pun intended).
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>>711466748
>>711468370
you created another circle, but didnt fly through the edge of it... it does not count
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Circles don't have edges numbnuts
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>>711469680
Circles don't exist, numbnuts.
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>>711469524
Here is what I think. I do not believe there is an "infinite" number
of edges in a circle, by any common or logical definition of the word
"edge." An edge can be thought of as a boundary - in which case a
circle, being a single closed figure, does not have an infinite number
of boundaries.

However, does a square, having in a sense one continuous boundary,
therefore only have one edge? Certainly we do not wish the term "edge"
to be so imprecise as to fail to distinguish between a square and,
say, a pentagon. So, one might say that an edge is a continuous
straight line on the boundary of a closed figure. But the circle,
having no such lines, has *no* edges under this definition. This I
find somewhat unsatisfactory, but less so than "infinite."

More pleasing to my sense of the word, suppose an "edge" is an open,
nonempty subset of the boundary of a simple closed curve that is
continuously differentiable. Under this definition a circle has one
edge - the entire boundary. A semicircle would have two edges: the
curved portion, and the diameter.

This seems sensible because we wish to distinguish the circle and
semicircle by an important property - a semicircle can be said to have
two "vertices." Clearly we would like to say that a vertex is a
"point," no matter how blunt, so to speak. A regular 1000000-gon may
be close to a circle, but it is still not yet a circle. Precisely
speaking, a "vertex" is a point at which the boundary fails to be
differentiable. A smooth curve, or a straight line, does not have a
vertex.
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>>711469790

But this last thought brings us back to the beginning. Think of a
regular polygon of n sides. As n gets larger and larger, this polygon
becomes more and more circular; that is, it gets closer and closer to
approximating a circle. One might say that as n approaches infinity,
we obtain a circle. And hence, it may be argued that a circle is a
regular polygon with infinitely many edges. Well, perhaps so. But
there are two reasons why this thinking is not satisfactory.

First, how long is an edge in such an infinite-sided polygon? It must
have zero length, and therefore is not a line but a point. So can we
truly call this zero-length segment an edge? The definition of "edge"
I gave does not permit an edge to be a single point - it must contain
more than one point.

Second, this limiting process, when applied to curves in general,
implies that any curved figure has an infinite number of edges - for
example, the semicircle would also have an infinite number of edges.
But for the reasons previously given, we would like to distinguish
between a circle and semicircle.

So, in short, it would seem that a circle has one "edge." But in fact
the definition that permits this to be so is not a commonly perceived
definition, as "edge" in common usage implies "straight line." Thus,
I feel that the matter is made more precise by simply not using the
word "edge" to describe a circle at all.
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>>711469546
>>711468370
>>711466748
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>>711469039
Agreed
Op: a dumb fag
The "test" is not a test. Just a monument to stupidity.
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>>711467747
>>711467875
>>711467959
>>711467748
this is now a pilot of peace thread
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>>711469790
>>711469825
By this logic you can't use the word circle, either. As a circle could never actually exist for 2 reasons
>infinitely small depth
>impossible to have no corners/edges
So if you're gonna be a pedantic niggerfaggot, then at least do it correctly.
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>>711470214
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>>711470000test
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>>711469442
that you think there is an answer other than it is impossible is amusing
the image presented in the 'test' (which it is not) makes it impossible
impossible is the only answer

>>711470002
>modifies the test question posed and makes up his own answer to a different question
>being this fucking dumb
the image is clear
"the" plane, referring to it, as presented and where presented makes the test (of stupidity that you believe there is a solution) very clear
impossible and btw, not an 'autism' test either as 100% of autists would spend 1 nanosecond arriving at the answer: impossible
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>>711470492
>100% of autists would spend 1 nanosecond arriving at the answer: impossible
maybe that is the test
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The true autism test is not replying to this retarded thread.
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>>711470228
Again, that's not me, that's an ongoing debate amongst math scholars.
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>>711470635
Is it autistic to use sarcasm?
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>>711470741
Obviously, unless you can type 1,000 WPM, but you still brought it up.
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This is like telling someone to cross the edge of the circle once and ending up outside of the circle. It's impossible.
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>>711470492
congratulations, you are the true autist
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>>711467443
he didn't enter the last time
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>>711470826
Only because I wanted to derail OPs dumbass "autism test".
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>>711470879
There's actually 2 answers to this
>wormholes
>shoot a hole in the circle and fly through that hole on the 7th pass
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>>711467218
lol
you've got that backwards
autists think critically almost 100% of the time
it's normies that tie themselves in knots and can't concentrate or focus due to being 90% emotionally-driven social constructs encumbered by predisposed notions of how the world works and thus defining it and all things presented through that clouded filter

fuckin this >>711469039
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>>711471007
The true autism test is whether you replied to OP or not, as it is bait. Unless you were replying ironically, but that's still pretty autistic. Everyone ITT is autistic.
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>>711465941
CIRCLES HAVE NO EDGES!
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>>711468997
ok
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>>711471186
Circles don't exist.
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>>711471169
True. We all suck.
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>>711471274
What if I told you I'm OP?
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This >>711470633
It's clearly not an autism test, but it's ironic that everyone in this thread is showing that normies are the retarded ones by attempting to answer this. Smartest guy I've ever known, by far, was very autist, and also happened to be the nicest guy I ever met. He made his first million dollars by age 19 btw.
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>>711471236
THIS guy knows whats up
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>>711471236
what about mirrors?
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dummies, first try.
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>>711471364
I'm including you in the "we", so that's already covered.
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>>711470793
actually, there's a strong argument to be made that "sarcasm" is just being rude, so no, it's typically not employed by an autist
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>>711465941
Isn't that a Taliban Pilot program test?
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>across the edge
>not ending up inside the circle
choose one lmao
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>>711471496
dumbass
you made a circle on the last pass, but you never went back to cross it
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>>711471496
all i see is dick.
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>>711471456
True mirrors cannot exist either. Just representations of them. My point is if you're going to be pedantic, then you should at least be correct.
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>>711471496
This

>>711471615
but it did say it must be 7.
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>>711471615
Sperglord, after you crossed it 7 times you are INSIDE the circle, so you ended up INSIDE the circle. You fucking failed and your mom dies because of it.
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>>711471701
because my closing the circle i was passing through it.
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>>711471876
by*
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My autism test is much more reliable...
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>>711471876
nope. heres how it works:
>>711469886
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>>711471942
What answer makes you autistic?
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>>711465941
Pretty sure this is impossible and very reminiscent of the 7 Bridges of Konigsberg problem that was negatively-proved in 1736 by Leonhard Euler
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>>711465941
YOLO
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>>711465941
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>>711465941
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>>711465941
CANT YOU RETARDS UNDERSTAND ITS LIKE DIVIDING UNEVEN NUMBER BY 2 AND TRYING TO GET EVEN NUMBER?
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>>711472344
>implying you can crash into an infinitely thin object
It's like saying your micropenis is able to pleasure women.
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>>711472036
yes
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>>711465941
no
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>>711472461
>15 / 2 = 7.5
Round to nearest whole number
>8
There you go, dickhead.
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>>711465941
I ded it
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>>711472461
IT'S POSSIBLE

Wait...

The drawing isn't the test.

Us all trying to solve it is the proof we are autistic

FUCK
U
C
K
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>>711472562
CANT DISAGREE WITH THAT LOGIC. KEK
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>>711465941
basically
you think you'll just do 7 circles
but you'll make your own circle
and you'll end up inside your own circle
:^)
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>>711472475
I'll have you know I have a huge penis capable of satisfying a elephant, but it still wasn't big enough for your mom.
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>>711472774
>a elephant
an*
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>>711472013

the last line went ACROSS the edge, meaning it touched the edge, but retreated.
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Turn the circle sideways first.
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>>711472822
>implying tangent = entering
I know your micropenis can't even get inside a woman, anon, but don't try and justify it like you're no longer a virgin. You still are.
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>>711472818
anelephant? the fuck is wrong wit yu
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>>711472899
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>>711472998
an (SPACE) elephant

Fucking retarded autismo
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>>711472433
That is still eight you autist, the first one counts as two.
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>>711472461
1555555555555 / 7
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>>711465941
piss easy
try harder op
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>>711473055
a elephant in space? i think your the retarded one buddy
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>>711473076
>first one
>missing which way the plane is facing
>calking him an autist
Pot, kettle. I'm sure you'll both get along just fine.
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>>711465941
I hope this proves I am not autistic
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>>711473514
an elephant
Not anelephant
It's an elephant
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>>711473725
who're you, the elephant man?
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Solved it!
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>>711472899
i like this. its not a proper answer but really smart
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>>711474043
Fuck you nigger
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>>711474043
WINRAR. seriously only right answer.
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Pretend the circle is actually a mobius strip.

Cross once, glide along the edge until you end up on the outer 'side' then cross another 6 times, you'll end up 'outside'.

All done while theoretically staying in 2 dimensions.
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>>711474340
I bet your dad is not a proper father either.
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>>711469039
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>>711474043
you are autistic. good job
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>>711467056
no but if you take a really small part of the edge of the circle you CAN consider it a straight line... BOOM
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>>711470560
10/10
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>>711474043
found an autist guys
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>>711469039
Never said that. Tesla publicly denied Einstein's theory of relativity. Einstein would never have praised him like this.
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>>711474762
It would have to be a line so infinitely small that its beginning and endpoints become the same point. Then it would cease to be a line.
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>>711473544
10/10
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