please stop complimenting me
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please stop complimenting me
>>711459578
It's okay.
I love how you are when you're flustered. That's enough for me.
>>711459178
My cuteness will remain unmoving
No matter how good I look socially retarded tendencies will ensure I die alone
Am become hermit
>>711459243
How homoerotic are we talkin here?
>>711459629
that's a nice bulge,
would be a shame is someone,
choked on it
>>711459709
you've made a mess of me
>>711459840
if*
fuck
>>711459848
Well, you'll just be a beautiful little mess to me, then.
>>711459629
https://youtu.be/zsizh2kIjkA?t=55m3s
>>711459927
why are you doing this
I'm UNDONE
>>711460023
Wow. I guess I should let you recover.
I might grab some food and start grading some exams / assignments.
I'll catch you later then, cutie.
I need more recipes including vodka as a major ingredient
>>711460177
thank merciful god, I was exhausted
I've got shit to do too
>>711459823
Nothing lewd, just massive fanfiction material though
Send help
>>711460241
>eastern europeian memes used by western redneck
>>711461341
>implying I'm a redneck
>>711462005
>DEPLOYING AM REDKEK
>>711462225
I've never lived on a farm tho
>>711459629
Faggots.
>>711462311
where the fuck you live nigga
well nobody is posing antropomorphic animals doing questionable things then this will be ok then
>>711459629
more cute goatboys (or anyboys) with tiny little balls in panties.
>>711462732
you know they are not real
>like your social life
>>711462567
Washington state, AKA libtard central
>>711463339
lel my parents would execute me if they saw me jacking to this shit ma nigga
>>711463339
Ану Цхееки Брееки Ив Дамке
holy shit so many seltzer cans
>>711463339
>implying that's libtard central
I live in philly baby
niggas was crying on wednesday
>tfw you'll never have a boyfriend to suck eachother off and jerk to gfur porn
>>711463689
that's really not a hard thing to attain
>>711463733
counting your relatives and your dad dose not count
>>711463733
for me it is
>>711463816
I mean I've had two different furry boyfriends and dated or fucked several more so
>>711463826
Are you just awful somehow?
Fuck 'em all to death!
>>711463942
well everything is possible in states here once we had furry pride and people just think it was some sort of festival because nobody knows or give a fuck about this.Mostly i fuck with my braindead girlfriend but this is like my secret fetish.
>>711459629
Cute!
Would slappa-dem balz
>>711464159
>furry pride parades
that's fucking abominable
where do you live?
>>711464365
WHap whap make-ah him squeal
>>711464260
moscow'oblast like 15miles away from center of moscow. i was not participating in that shit but just watching it from building it was cringeworthy but people didn't know the fuck is going on. Mostly am not into gay shit but this stuff gives me such hard on
>>711464540
>make-ah
>slappa-dem
so, south philly italian?
>>711464581
oh neat
Hey, america is great again, what's the russian opinion?
>>711464653
don't give a flying fuck about us elections mostly am half doped drunk or arrested this is really rare occation that am sober. I know russian military minister told on (Zvezda) Shit ruski tv station that he want trump to won
>>711464910
>half doped drunk or arrested
You are my kinda russki, Ivan. What do you get arrested for? And your drink of choice is vodka, right?
>>711464582
Spiced up
>>711465116
no moonshine and am keep getting arested because i mostly get in drunken fights and drive car drunk without licence.
Its fucking easy to get cheap car here
>>711465274
that's a spicy butthole for sure
>>711465355
Is it irritating to get a license or something?
>>711465471
you can easly buy one or even if you are smart enough go to driving school but mostly i don't give a fuck. I mean how old you are did you ever got fucked in ass ?
>>711465751
wow that is one hell of a change of subject
21, yes
>>711465471
yessir
>>711465813
>a gif of pure assholes
lovely
>>711463942
on the contrary I'm but a precious cinnamon roll... seriously though, even if I finally pulled myself together cause at this point I'm completely undateable I couldn't date anyone. There are some fucking lunatics in my country's furry community I've been harassed by before, so no, I'm not taking that risk
>>711465967
which country?
Exams are graded.
It's funny how badly some people can do on a multiple choice test. 37.78% was the record low.
Now it's time to grade assignments for several hours.
>>711466189
you're a much better student than I am, but I think both of us are at least slightly too competent to screw the pooch that bad
>>711466310
you have good taste in anatomy
>>711465967
lol you ever tryed to date someone normal ?
or hire a hooker or idk man hooker ?
>>711466037
nah i mean am at early 20's mostly rised up by christian parents like typical communistic propaganda bullshit crap teached gay is bad woman is good and shit like that never have interest in man but have such a huge arousement around anthromorphic animals. i always watched that one russian cartoon (Ну пагади !) and always feel attracted to it.
>>711466037
pic related
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>711466369
I know a multiple choice test ain't the same as coding a program in real life, but I wouldn't want this guy working at my theoretical company.
On the other hand I was surprised to see a few 100%'s. I'd figure that there was at least once tricky question, but maybe I'm wrong.
>>711466369
thanks so do-ah yoo
>>711466489
I'm sorry about your current immigration policy man.
>>711466472
Hey I think the new russian world cup football mascot is pretty cute too.
>>711466582
Sometimes you get the tricky question right because hey, it's multiple choice. You guessed.
>>711466584
That is an extremely unsexy speech quirk.
>>711466738
okay I will-ah maybe stop it....maybe baby
>>711466884
I wouldn't let you touch my butthole otherwise.
>>711466738
yeah zabivaka is cute tho its based of a siberian wolf.still cute tho
>>711466965
Are siberian wolves not cute or something?
>>711466954
okay :_:
>>711466738
I guess so.
And definitely grading assignments right now so that they'll be out of the way and maybe I can play some soul-crushing Overwatch tonight! Yay.
>>711467042
nah they are but mostly around here we have wolfs and bears and somewhat other annoying fucking animals. they are all cute still many people specialy farmers have those huge dishka machineguns where they just vaporize them to dust because mostly they are just killing livestock at outskirts
>>711467206
It's a nice compromise, don't you think?
>>711467240
Hey, it won't be soul crushing overwatch - it'll be the best overwatch you've ever played in your life.
>>711467275
>huge dishka machineguns
the /k/ommando in me has a boner
>>711467353
wanna see my gun ?
not that one am carrying always with me ;)
>>711467486
Of course I do, here are mine.
>>711467353
I guess so. Meany
>>711467353
Well now I have plenty of alcohol so I can enter depression mode.
Frankly, my Overwatch is the best Overwatch. Experts have to told me my Overwatch is absolutely great. It's gonna be yuge.
>>711467578
I think it's a better deal for you, you get to have fun with a butthole.
>>711467708
Who's the most trump character in OW?
>>711459629
Streaming again, sorry if that last one was disappointing. I had something that needed taking care of.
Request shit if you want stuff.
https://picarto.tv/IMMADRAWTHINGS
>>711467768
good point. Your penis too if thats okay
>>711467932
Well yeah, it's in the same general area.
>>711467536
lol glock and ar-15 typical american crap
this is true balkan shit
>>711467768
People have given Mei the MAGA hat because she builds ice walls.
Make America great again = (mei)ke A(mei)rica great again or some shit
Funny thing is, she's Chinese.
>>711468102
well, you're right about the shit part at least
>>711468102
>typical american crap
I mean, I AM american. And the AR-15 is the greatest rifle ever designed.
I don't recognize that, it's not a tokarev is it?
>>711468181
Ew I don't trust the chinese.
>>711464011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyqtWUTj6M
>>711468030
Yaayy! Thanks, gonna ring it like a church bell >:3
>>711468321
Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!
take me out to the ball game
>>711468405
wait that sound like it's gonna be rough
>>711468471
the glasses make her look like a feminist
>>711468213
lol bought this one back in serbia for etc. 9 dollars converting my currency to a dolla its shit but its still in good use, used in 1991 to execute some croatian refugees but who give a fuck.
>>711468321
its based on tokarev but its actualy serbian Zastava model 70 .32 cal
>>711468560
ding dong
>>711468560
She is | thi© © | ™
>>711468321
>ar15 greatest rifle
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh that's purely opinion there boyo
>>711467880
Draw Fox McCloud and Falco sharing tacos.
>>711468625
Ah ok, I knew it looked similar.
>>711468687
I feel like I should be objecting to this.
>>711468768
She looks dead right there.
>>711468863
Objectively correct opinion yes.
>>711469620
Yeah no, that's now how those work. Subjectively correct in your eyes.
>>711469819
when the entire civilized world copies the design of your favorite rifle if not just uses it outright let me know
>>711469620
NO! No objecting pls
>>711470071
I mean, I guess we did have a deal.
>>711470162
heheheheh yes we did! >:3
>>711470279
I told you it was better for you.
>>711469924
lmao it's not the entire civilized world though. Every major power has their own unique service rifle, and besides, 5.56 is a dying breed in terms of military service. Armor improvements are making it less and less effective for easy kills, it's why scars are the more favored service rifle right now because big boy round.
>>711470413
mhm you were right. Now time to deliver ;P
>>711470574
5.56 is dying? That's news to me.
like I'm actually curious about this, what engagements has 5.56 been underpowered in that make it unviable? Shit like m855 is extremely effective at penetrating so I would think just upgrading from fmj would be more cost effective
>>711470700
let me know when you're in the philadelphia area and feel like collecting
>>711470911
aw too far away :_:
you gotta compliment because it's not complicated.
if you want some lemonade you better start manipulatin'
>>711471306
Your loss.
This dump's for Subby.
abominable artstyle goddamn
wtf
>>711469620
Yeah the sleep animations are the same as previous knockdown animations, unfortunately. Eyes are only partially closed at best, and they all look aghast and in pain.
>>711471999
good trips, this is appropriately terrible
>>711472070
If I ever sleep like that in my life I hope I die in my sleep or wake up really fucking fast
>>711472203
Man, it ain't even funny how much I can drool during sleep / naps sometimes.
I might snore. Obviously it's hard for me to tell.
>>711472452
I've been told I not only snore, but I talk and sing in my sleep. I don't drool, thank god.
>>711472203
what, you mean the comic or luigi
>>711472543
Makes sense, what with how much you like to do the two things.
Even sleep can't stop you.
>>711472607
the comic
I don't like luigi but he's not THAT bad
>>711472723
There's like a 20% chance I drink in my sleep too. And play melee.
>>711472840
Then there's a pretty good chance I have anxiety and eat in my sleep.
>>711472942
>depeche mode shirt
lit
>>711473012
You'd be fatter if you ate.
>>711473034
We're not close to cap yet.
>>711463682
all you fur fags can go fuck yourselves and have a mass extention on livestream
but I loooove this captain clip. niggas got RETARDED combos
>>711473104
But I eat everyday, multiple times a day!
Wow I must be fat.
>>711473187
jeapie is actually the sickest man
>>711473272
>eating
>EVER
kys fag
>>711473104
I just linked for future ref, but I have autism and noticed its for a specific kind of pron.
Ignore that post.
Don't we have a g or s fur discord?
>>711473314
Had chocolate oatmeal with banana and PB for lunch with some coffee.
>>711473368
I don't know it, I have discord but have never used it.
>>711473450
I wish I liked banana, it's really good for you, but I can't actually stand it.
>>711473539
Bananas are my favorite fruit. I have them almost exclusively for fruit, likely to the point of fault.
Apples are my secondary fruit.
>>711473461
Well, I have one. It's g / h / s fur oriented.
https://discord.gg/s2BKn72
>>711473669
I barely eat fruit. I mean, apples are great, but mostly I'm about vegetables.
I should eat way more fruit.
>>711473681
That just says sfur to me but I'm good regardless.
>>711473836
Fixed.
It was originally intended for sfur.
>>711473836
I eat one piece of fruit everyday, usually a banana that I cut up into my oatmeal. I mostly do veggies, but I still feel I need at least one piece of fruit.
Find a fruit that you really like.
>>711473963
I'll look. Maybe I'll be a pineapple guy for the sake of my semen.
>captcha
>>711474162
I seriously don't know what captcha wants anymore. I'll do what it says, and it doesn't like that.
I don't particularly believe in the pineapple thing.
>>711474292
I'm not sure how true it is but hey, placebo.
10/10 kot
>>711474388
Pineapples are aight. I used to despise it, but now I enjoy it. Nothing will distract me from bananas though.
Torties are cuties.
>>711474579
I feel like she starts losing her balance out of frustration at not being filmed.
>>711474742
I feel like something much more important is being filmed.
>>711474931
well, obviously, but you know women and their attention thing
>>711475006
Women, amirite?
Can't live with em, can live without em.
>>711475195
can't live with 'em, men give WAY better blowjobs, etc\
>>711475262
Have you done a survey, or is this knowledge from personal experience?
>>711475457
personal experience but I'm biased
