Where the hell is the secrets/confession thread? let's get it rolling.
>>711430968
I had sexual relations with my babysitter when I was 13.
fbi go
I cheated on my boyfriend with his flatmate on their couch.
I'm gay.
I fucked a tree.
When I was 12, me and 2 of my mates tried to numb and suck each other although no one nutted. Never spoke of it again and it seems like a weird dream that never happened.
I lost my job and since have dropped out of school and have been on a bender for the past 2 and half weeks. I only leave to get booze and cigarettes.
>>711431131
Why tho
>i unironically voted trump
i lie on the internet.
im also a beautiful woman with a sick sense of humor.
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger :(
>>711432730
>beautiful
>sense of humor
im a human
>>711431979
>unironically
>un
Of course you voted Trump you retarded fuck
i voted for ken bone
>>711431131
tits or gtfo
>>711431267
not a secret
>>711431373
using your morning wood?
>>711431395
how gay
>>711431979
well done. But turn on CNN in 8 weeks, and you'll find out a different President
>>711431131
dude, you three are certified gays
>married 5 years, together for 12
>cheated a few times before we were married, never chased it...it just fell into my lap a few times
>a 7 years ago wife told me that a friend of ours bought a hooker during a dry spell
>hmmm...a hooker I thought
>i found tnaboard dot com and started perusing the adds
>got my first hooker not long after...the only one I ever had come to my house
>since then I've paid for sex probably 20 times, but it wasn't enough
>I joined Ashley Madison
>I've slept with 5 women from that site.
>My wife is oblivious
>I feel bad, but can't help myself. Young sweet pussy from hookers, lonely housewife ass from AM
Pic related, one of my hookers
>>711436162
Another one of my whores
I routinely monitor these websites and look for underage kids to moo-lest . its pretty easy when your this cheesy
i think getting cucked is hot but my gf only wants my dick
sad days
>>711436268
Another one of my whores, slampig
>>711436162
>>711436268
Can I ask why? Don't you love your wife? Are you willing to throw your relationship away for this if she finds out?
>>711436162
>>I joined Ashley Madison
>>I've slept with 5 women from that site.
fake and gay (both you and Ashjew Madijew).
"Almost none of the womyn is real":
http://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944
>>711436162
>now, just fucking these chicks isn't enough
>I'm getting into fetish shit with them
>I like having the piss on my dick then clean it off
>I even have cum on there faces a few times and made out afterwards to taste my own jizz
>I also like watching them fuck themselves with my nut on their faces
>Sometimes its tough to get hard for regular sex with my wife
>>711436369
just because it's on the interweb doesn't make it true. yes, many of the female profiles are fake...but many are real. i get a response from 1 out of 20 or so.
pic related, one of my AM women from the past. we didn't have good chemistry so we only banged once
>>711433630
Kek
>>711436464
>I found this girls ad first on BP, then tna. I know her from work...she manages a gas station
>I got advice from the pooning community (thats what johns and hookers like to call it...pooning, or hobbying), and they agreed not to mix business with pleasure
>I never fucked her, but she found my posts and asked me who I was
>I wouldn't tell her exactly, but she knows her secret is out...but she continues anyways. She costs $150/half hour, only sucks dick with a condom (boooo), doesn't kiss (boooo), and only normal sex (boooo) with a condom of course (yaaay)
>>711435654
>and you'll find out a different President
>still wont be hillary
>>711437028
college girlfriend, for the fuck of it. never shared any of her
I'm a faggot
>>711437117
1st 3 last 3...better than dubs. another of her for my epic number
Had a yearlong intense relationship with a Bahraini woman while I was married a few years ago. Almost left my marriage for her.
I miss the fuck out of her some days. You think you get over that shit but some mornings I wake up and she has come back with a vengeance.
Bitch was and always will be my kryptonite.
>>711436342
You either haven't been together very long or your girlfriend simply does not want you around when she gets other dick. Which one is it?
I actually enjoy Sounding.
Never had the balls to let a partner do it to me though.
>>711437786
wtf is sounding?
>>711437952
just googled it, damn anon. when i was young i did this with the tip of a thermometer...hurt like fuck
>>711437952
>>711438070
Been doing it about 4 yrs now,
Cant get much wided than 1/2"
>>711438208
how long does it take for your urethra to shring back to normal size afterwards? how deep do you go?
>>711438917
yes
I didn't do the whitechapel murders in 88... or 99... I just sucked a fetus out of a hoe.
i wear panties and pantyhose under my guy clothes. i go to stores and try different skirts and dresses.
"Or maybe i... idk."
I'm the real perpetrator behind the Port Arthur massacre.
i want my wife to become a hot wife the thought of her getting a bf and sucking cock is a turn on
>>711440932
id love to hear her moaning as shes getting fucked hard
I rent out my place every couple of weeks for porn shoots. Fucked a quite famous 'actress' two days ago. I'm 38 and have an 18 year old sub who brings girls over at least once a week. Only some close friends know all this...
>>711440986
>>711436369
AM is real. Success depends on what part of the country you're in and how attractive you are and whether you're a normal guy and if you're willing to spend a lot of money. But I've screwed over 30 women there. Some hot, some not.
>>711441084
Holy fucking shit, she lives right near me. Screenshotted
>>711441383
where would that be
>>711440932
Show her nude, cuck
Told a girl id go to prom with her but never did.
When I was 12 my sister caught me smelling her dirty panties from the laundry basket.
She just laughed at me, I still get diamonds remembering that smell.
>>711440971
One of the last shoots
>>711437380
Holy shit are you me? But seriously though, I think everyone does this when they go to Bahrain for a year. Mine is married now though, I stalked her fb awhile back.
>>711430968
I rigged the electoral college to have Trump the president. That's what the DNC gets for not making Sanders the candidate.
>>711430968
I have broadcased on chaurbate several times. I also have been banned several times.
I actually hate my ex's new bf, he broke my car handle and keyed my car. And I hate my ex now, because she's a slut, and through her I pretty much turned gay.
>>711430968
In public I am a friendly well liked director of a company. At home I am a degraded cuck that gets pegged by my cheating wife
my step sister and I used to bathe together growing up as little kids so we were used to seeing each other naked. It was only when she hit about 12 and I was 11 that we started showering instead of taking baths.
We used to ho to the bathroom. One of us would be in the shower while the other waited outside and chatted etc... then we swapped.
Well I noticed my step sisters boobs were really starting to come in now and when she swapped with me to get into the shower I had a raging hard on didn't I? She poked fun at me and told me to "control myself" I told her I couldn't help it.
Well this kept happening for about 4 nights in a row. On the 4th night as my step sister was about to swap with me for the shower she noticed I was once again Diamonds. She grabbed me and pulled me inside the shower with her. She said she'd show me how to control myself with a trick she knows. Next thing I know she's standing behind me and jerking my dick. Her semi flat boobs against my back, prickly little cooch against my ass cheeks, absolute heaven. Eventually I build up so much I painted the shower door with buckets.
Instant floppy.
"Told you it'd work" She said to keep it between us because if either of our parents found out it would be crazy. Since then every sexual first for me was with my step sister, I still fuck her on the down low when we're bored. But always keep it secret.
>>711442913
Care to explain?
i fucked a friend's sister for a while and he never found out. to me she's just so insanely hot
pic related
My wife cucks me. Family and friends don't know.
I like to jerk my cock while driving.
When I pull up at traffic lights I'm always looking for a hottie in the cars around me. If I spot one I whip out my dick and start stroking it while looking at her. A few times I've parked the car and waited for passers by. Some have even stopped to just watch me and ask me to nut for them. Had a few ask if they can help me finish which I'm always willing to do. 85% of the time I'll be trying to avoid an indecent exposure charge though.
I'm a male prostitute
I'm a cross dresser
I'm in a relationship with an older married couple
I frequent the glory holes
Yesterday afternoon I met up with a woman that is less than half of my age and got head from her. It was her first time ever doing it and I had to explain exactly what she needed to do.
>>711443811
How many cocks have you sucked in one row at the gloryhole?
>>711443199
an ass pic i've got btw
white > brown > black
>>711433404
>>711444443
almost sixies. What about asians?
>>711444558
they are fine
>>711444048
idk never counted. Surely my record is above 10 in a single day.
The one I go to has 2 really good sets of booths that are right in the front.
I get in, and sit on the chair with the door cracked. If someone peeks in that looks like they want to get sucked, I invite them in (no niggers). Or I just wait for them to get on the other side and stick it in the hole. After a little bit I'll ask them to invite me in (it's just easier to suck). Sometimes they rather have a private booth, so we go to one of the farther ones.
Some like to feel me up or make out. I suck them to completion all the time. I only let them get me off if I was going home anyways.
I sometimes go cross dressed because people that go there think it's hot
I am jizzing often on everything relating to women I find attractive.
I once splash a load on my ex dress at a wedding without her nor anyone noticing at first and she went dancing with cum on. On her actual bf she cheated on me with grabbed her ass directly onto it.
She accused me. Denied it, asked her if she would have found that hot if it was me would have done it and she smiled at me saying softly, you're mad but in a nice way
>>711444443
Missed sexts by 1
>>711444635
why no black cocks? they're bigger...
I like midget porn.
Also, i tried to fuck my dog when i was 13.
>>711445011
I don't like black guys.
>>711430968
daughter turned out to be a real fuck up.
me and her mom got divorced when she was 4yo. she lives with mother and it's a case of really bad parenting.
she drank alcohol as a minor. gone to rehab for drugs with only 15 and has psychological problems....
one of them "daddy issues".
i used her and had sex with her several times when i got the chance, if she was all messed up while visiting me on weekends.
>pic related
>19yo now
>>711443008
Fapped
>>711431031
Lucky you! Story please?
Me and my brother tried to fuck.
It was bad.
>>711436352
>slampig
stop using stupid words.
>>711444443
Fuck that was close
>>711437786
Hug me bro.
Same here...
>>711446325
Niiiceeee
>>711442633
Banned for what?
When i just started going through a really disturbingly early puberty i got like super weird and started waving my dick around in an empty room with other people in the house.
>>711446466
I don't fucking know. I guess they were underage bans since i never confirmed my account or age. I'm 24 tho
>>711446441
I know right?
More.
I get off sharing private and explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Bitch would be so humiliated if she knew so many people know what every inch of her looks like and what she looks like sucking and fucking.
>>711446588
Same.
But i also peed on plants. Don't ask why.
>>711446691
may we see some?
>>711446846
of course. Is it cool to email them to you. Goes for anyone. You will not be disappointed
>>711441383
full of shit
>>711446972
stillsonaughty269u gmail
I like shemales.
>>711446729
>i also peed on plants
I peed everywhere, literally
I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.
I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"
In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again
So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
My cousin walked into the bathroom back in highschool, she was a 9/10 cheerleader with an unreal body, athletic ass, was wearing a bikini that was too small and her perky tits were busting out, gave me that "do dirty things to me right fucking now" look. I was a fucking moron and didn't do anything b/c I didn't think it was "right". A few years later and I'm looking to make a move on her and give her what she was looking for...pic comparable to body
I used to fuck my best friend when we were about 9. Anal sex. Never nutted. He's in Indiana now, wish I could tell him I want to fuck, but never spoke of it after that.
>>711447352
I moved to Indiana and also had sex with a friend at 9. Who the hell are you?
When i was 12, i tried to fuck my sister's dolls.
>>711430968
Seeing a married woman. Says she would leave her husband for me. Not sure if I want to go through with that or not
>>711447718
>greentext it
>>711448043
>When i was 12, i tried to fuck my sister's dolls.
Better?
I'm posting this from my shitter.
That's why it's a shit post.
>>711445681
>daughter turned out to be a real fuck up.
You mean you turned her into one
>>711448130
Ba dum tss
>>711447102
>stillsonaughty269u gmail
did anon email u? was it good shit?
>>711447697
who the hell are YOU?
I like to share pics of my gf and i'm also planning to share her with a friend. Friend is on board I just need to get her on board or get her really drunk
I got sucked off by a muslim guy yesterday.
I'm 18 he was 34
this was by far the weirdest experience i've ever had.
he even caresses by ass and shit, i fucking pretended to be asleep because i was so shocked by it
>>711448124
oh, u fucking moron >:0
>>711448287
>>711445681
Any pics of her?
>>711445681
>Fuck your own daughter
>Be surprised she turns out crazy as hell
Holy fuck man, being a piece of shit is one thing, but not even having the most basic comprehensive ability is quite something.
>inb4 whiteknight
Poor girl.
mfw
>I voted for the GMOD.
>GMOD is slightly better than Clinton yet slightly worse than trump
>Libtards will always be libtards
>>711447185
Everytime I see your post I think it's about me but then I realize it's just your copy paste and the guy I like probably has feels for someone else still.
I am fingering myself rn
Guy in a 10 year old relationship.
I wan to be used as a guy sex toy
>>711448131
i confess i have a thing for incest and fucked up perverted shit, but i would never consider to make any move on her, or think of her that way. if i didn't know about her turn on for me of course....
>>711448427
>>711448518
she was crazy before and i used that
>>711448615
What makes you think that they are into someone else?
>>711448682
Me 2
>>711448720
psot
>>711448720
pics or bull ;)
>>711448693
Stfu faggot, u want to fuck her hard and we know ;^)
>>711430968
Am on holidays with my cousin and her family each year. Always sniff her panties and socks.
Last year they had a befriended family with them who had a 10yr old daughter. Did the same with her panties and socks. Sweetest smell in the world.
>pic related
I used to let a dog fuck me over the course of 2 years. In the ass. I'm a guy btw.
>>711448838
No way
>>711448693
Can't blame you, I would fuck her too
I watch anime.
>>711448704
I've come across some of his posts in the feels threads. He'll go into detail about how he misses this person despite the fact that he's being ghosted. And now here I am, still waiting to hear back from him after almost a week.
>>711449130
I did post about a friend about me that has ghosted me (But this was about two and a half months ago)
i creep on friends and my sister
>>711449360
More
>>711449360
ahw jayzuz. moarish
>>711449255
I highly doubt you're him.
>>711448964
yeah i hate moralfags who aren't honest about their perverted mind.
people are fucked up creatures......deal with it
>>711449360
sister
>>711449561
Probably. Where are you from? That could easily settle it
>>711430968
I'm a Bernie supporter who secretly voted for trump
i cheated on my boyfriend when i was 15 and he was 16... i had a three way with my best friend and a guy i had just met that day
>>711449647
I'd rather not say, but I've seen you go into detail about this girl and I know for a fact it's not me and you're not him. I've only known this guy online and it's one of the main reasons I'm so coy with him.
>>711449961
I've posted about this other girl aswell, and she is only known to me online aswell
>>711450058
How long ago did you start talking to her? And where's she from?
>>711450308
Ireland, August I believe?
>>711449577
Yeah. That's right. When I was in my late teens my cousin was constantly teasing me. I never did anything more than "accidentally" touched her butt or rubbed it. She never did anything more than tease me. Like she came to my room in shorts and during talk asked how she looks, do I think others boys would like it etc. Of course she I'm sure she always or at least usually noticed boner she gave me. She also knew I fap to her.
>>711450386
Yeahh, not me. Sorry anon.
>>711448919
hot I've never had a male dog so I can't try this
>>711450499
Eh, was worth a shot.
But you've seen the detailed stuff about the other girl? What you make of it out of curiosity.
I'm a guy and I sucked my brother off 3 times in one night. He wanted to do other stuff, I panicked, told him I wasn't gay. Just wanted to suck
>>711451239
>Not Gay
>Wanting to suck dick
Pick one
I live apart from my gf, when she's not here, I dress as a girl and meet guys for sex. I either let them fuck my ass or mouth as long as I get to swallow their cum, that's the best bit. My gf doesn't know a thing.
>>711450679
I have but my memory's not the best. I'd have to hear more about her again.
>>711451315
Hey I said I panicked, I'd have been happy to suck it whenever but he wanted to do other stuff.
>>711451502
>She is shy, and kind of doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>Has sat next to me at random on several occasions
Last time we spoke.
> "Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"
> "Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."
> "No worries. I just figured that we should meet up soon"
> "Definitely!"
>>711450411
you should try it now, even tho some years may have passed,cuz there is nothing better than the feeling you r dooing something forbidden
>>711430968
When i was 14 is went downstairs to get some water, being naked. I ran into my mom on the stairs. Was hiding my dick till she told me to show myself. So i turned around for her to have a good look. Got an instant boner.
Am 18, have a tulpa. Proud of it.
>>711452676
what's a tulpa, some type of mexican power?
>>711443199
I used to fuck my friend's twin. She was hot but at times would look a lot like him. She got her hair cut short and when we fucked from behind I'd pretend it was him. I didn't feel gay for him but it made sex with her hotter in a weird way
>>711452812
Imaginary friend, but more complex.
>>711450567
Yea it turns me on just thinking about it now. Wish I had another big guy like him. ;c
>>711452858
fuck, i never had some of those
>>711436268
Do they suck without a condom?
>>711451724
Yeah, reading that was familiar lol. I remember feeling disappointed after realizing you were talking about someone irl.
I think it's very possible that she likes you but whether she's interested in a relationship it's difficult to tell. She could be the type that's insecure when it comes to initiating anything with anyone because she's afraid of being annoying. Do you know if she behaves similarly with her friends? And have you tried showing or expressing romantic interest?
>>711430968
I voted for trump, and I'm glad he won...
used to write erotica about some of my female friends
>>711437028
Do most kiss? And suck without condom?
>>711453038
how works that?
i mean how can be to suck a dick with a condom nice
At a friends house when I was like, 14? Really needed a piss but the bathroom was in use so I pissed all up behind his closet
>>711453265
nigger you what
>>711452078
anon is right.
i came like crazy the first time and not because it was unbelievable good sex, but because you know you are doing something taboo and illegal with your daughter, and all in all the feeling of having a much younger woman's body is fucking awesome.
>>711453376
I really needed a piss man
Alright here i go: I haven't had a girlfriend in years because i have no need for it i feel. I rather fuck escorts, prostitutes and money loving college girls. People ask me why i don't have a girlfriend. It's just such a goddamn hassle. Way too much work. I don't even like the who emotional sharing shit. All the nagging and backstabbing, fuck that. This is easy and what i need. And the girls seem to like me. Although that could just be part of the job. "Nice to see you again". Well that's it.
>>711443765
moar. I've almost done this but too pussy
>>711453583
Not a secret you mongoloid
i just want a girl to love me
is that honestly too much to ask?
>>711453265
What did he say after he found your piss?
>>711454218
Really? You think i tell everyone i fuck hookers? Who is the mongoloid here?
cheated on my girlfriend of 3 years with a couple off of craigslist, she hasnt found out. Somehow tested clean for all stds
am currently dating a girl on the side, and have a date tomorrow going horseback riding. I feel some type of way
>>711454332
Ooh what an edgy secret. I bet everyone you know either thinks you're a fag or has to pay for sex.
>>711454226
Yeah
Her comedy is enjoyable because small and rare.
>>711454958
I really wish i was you. I could probably reap govt benefits my whole life. On the case of being too retarded to function properly.
>>711452985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa
http://tulpa.wikia.com/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions
I 'accidently' let my folder with nude gf pics open so my friend could find them. I'm not sure if he has seen them now or not. :/
20yo trans/trap/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallbeingafemmylittlebitch
I get off on thoughts of being tied up. Fucked in the ass and having my dick played with while being called a sissy and being humilated.
Also get off on chastity, petplay, ropes, bondage, forced orgasm/orgasm control, feminsation, you name it.
I'm a degenerate of the highest order.
>>711430968
Regularly dry humped other guys in a darkroom we made during school when we were like 11 or 12.
masturbated while staring at my best friends naked ass during sleepover when i was 12-13
Am i gay
Fyi his booty looked very feminine.
Confession: my girlfriend has a "body-positive" group message thread with her female friends where they share selfies and boost eachothers egos.
I take the pics from her iMessage and spread them on the internet.
>>711456051
>Get off to thoughts that we all have
>degenerate
Troll harder.
>>711456876
I want to read them!
>>711452812
Underrated
