Waifu claiming thread
No one's fucking awake edition
Previous:>> yeah no
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
Previous: >>711417138
Guess I'll just take my claim
mornin
>>711429611
Odd photo with both hands in it
>>711429294
kill yourself remtard
>>711429619
Howdy..
>>711429294
Fuck you for claiming her
Nishikino Maki claimed
>>711429488
Morning Miku
>Saber claim no sleep editon
>>711429792
Good day
>>711429826
ur waifu a bottle blonde
>>711430115
Why no sleep?
I'm not racist. I just don't like people who's skin's darker than mine. Or people who pray to shrines.
>Best robot claimed
>>711430344
Was playing Shadowverse and League all night. Lost track of time.
>Volunteering in 3 hours for an all day event
Fuck my shit up fam
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>711430700
I hope at least you were winning.
Heh, have some coffee and get the best rest in the world whenever you come back.
I'm gonna watch some series now.
>>711429808
There, there dear. There are plenty of imaginary, cartoon wives to go around.
>>711429808
>Wanting to claim seasonal trash
kek
she´s been mine since toradora released.
hennifer lopez
ayy
>>711430896
Well see ya
Probably gonna sleep for 2 hours now
>>711430343
She may be a bottle blonde, but I love her either way. Besides, she's adorable with her natural hair color too.
>>711430990
Great pick.
here
>>711433622
fuck off faggot
Shiro claimed.
Is this one gonna die as well?
>>711434191
post pantsu
>>711434230
Dubs and I'll consider.
>>711434313
pantsu
>>711434313 (You) (You)
roll
>>711434379
Your dubs game is weak.
>>711431868
Cute af. Saved.
>>711434417 (Ser)(Vus)
Alles fit?
Claim
>>711434454
pantsu
>>711434454
lange geschlafen + wochenende - schokolade
jo läuft soweit
und was steht bei dir heut noch so an?
>>711434554
We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.
>>711434587
Kek does not favor you, you better just give up.
>>711434592
>- schokolade
Wieso dieses Defizit?
>was steht bei dir heut
<
Waifu pantsu how lewd
>>711434690
never
pantsu
This is around the time you man children go to bed so you can wake up in the evening and post in these virginity festivals. Very productive guys.
Shiro.... good pick
>>711434737
Koume pantsu how cute
>>711434741
>never
Indeed.
>>711434799
Thank you, based anon!
>>711434795
Not all of us are americucks
>>711434858
pantsu
>>711434703
gestern hatte ich noch schokolade...
aber jetzt wegen sowas einkaufen ist auch aids
fml
><
dann wünsche ich dir viel spaß dabei
>>711434884
>calls an American a cuck
>soft, weak SJW country welcomed Muslims just be politically correct
>shootings/bombing a headlines every day from eurocuck.
Didn't know this was a YLYL thread
>>711434884
Fifth time you failed in just one thread... I'm updating to trips.
>>711434932
Du könntest versuchen dem Problem mit Keksen entgegenzuwirken.
Was du auf Dauer brauchst ist ein intelligentest Lagerungssystem, um Engpässe zu vermeiden. Wie wäre es mit Kanban?
>viel Spaß
Erstmal mach ich was zu Essen, poste ggf unregelmäßig.
>>711435074
>being that edgy kid who pretends to be German
>go to Veterans day parade
>fighter jet flies over
>freedom boner activate
>a few seconds after it passes
>freedom headache
God bless
Shit was flying low as fuck and hurt the fucking hell out of me ears
>>711435145
Plane flys if you're a faggot.
>>711435145
I bet you shit your adult diaper you weeb
hug me yuno
>>711433622
>>711434068
>>711434554
Go back to
>>>/mlp/
We don't need your shitty cancer here.
Claiming this maiden named Tainaka Ritsu.
>>711435074
pantsu
>>711435114
>>711435074
echt mal shiro
hör auf mit dem google übersetzter
>Kanban
ich glaube das überdramatisiert das problem
>Essen
ist ein solider plan werde ich ggf nachmachen
>>711435267
>>711435306
>1477598009742.jpg
What are you, some second hand claimer?
>>711435323
Weak!
>>711435374
Ich schwöre bei Allah, der groß und mächtig ist, dass ich das nicht bin!
>>711435573
lewd!
But I like the catkeyhole.
>shiro
>>711435573
>>711435665
strong pantsu
>>711435665
mir ist schon klar, dass du dich nicht über dich selbst beschwerst...
>>711435232
I'll hug you
hug me yuno
>>711436012
its you senpai (・ω・)
>>711435665
I already had that image saved on my disk D, then I happened to download a new one on C for idk reason.
That being said, don't ever fucking talk to em or my waifu ever agian.
>>711436079
goodness, it's been awhile
crippling depression sure is something
(・ω・)
>>711436165
it sure is (・ω < )
>>711435816
Too strong for you to handle!
>>711436005
Aberwerdannundzuwelchemzweck?
>Kanban
>ich glaube das überdramatisiert das problem
Das tolle an Kanban ist, dass man einfach leere Packungen rumliegen lassen kann, aber man ist nicht etwa unordentlich, sondern vielmehr organisiert.
>>711436114
Sure mate, not a single post.
>>711436220
how was your spookmas, kouhai? (´・ω・`)
is that rabb.it room still a thing?
Hmm. Place looks dead.
>>711436361
ich glaube das ist ein schlechter versuch uns dazu zu bringen mit ihm über unsere herkunft zu diskutieren
der schreibt auch sonst nichts also wird das entweder ein anon oder ein langweiliger troll sien
>>711436484
It is. its about as dead as the people posting in it.
>>711436361
pantsu
>>711436384
spooky (´﹃｀)
not really, everyone moved to discord
>>711436590
Sadly. If the /waifu/ hater slash shitposter was here it would be at least a bit more fun.
>>711436601
did you dress up as a cute loli? (´・ω・`)
but discord is gay, call them gay for me
>>711436590
But I'm alive, you silly goose
>>711436012
>>711436601
>>711436780
i didn't have to dress up i'm a cute loli irl baka
i would but im not in any of the sekrit groups
Wait till more man babies wake up at their usual time of 8pm for a productive day of eating shitting and not leaving the house. I'm coming to spam HARD today so prepare your virgin asses
>>711437010
you better not just be all talk like last time
>>711437010
>wake up at their usual time of 8pm for a productive day of eating shitting and not leaving the house. I'm coming to spam HARD today so prepare your virgin asses
so you're literally doing the exact same thing as them
good to know
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>711437182
>>711437182
roll
>>711437007
images of pansu-desu or you're lying to me
ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ
did you get kicked out of the club for nice feet again
>>711437010
harder daddy
>>711436975
T R A S H
but you are forgiven
>>711437247
i'll pm you them(・ω < )
>did you get kicked out of the club for nice feet again
<
>>711437209
I hate that hors pucci stole the win. But a deals a deal I guess.
>>711437347
best horse
>>711437384
or just give me your address and i'll bring my pansu too
and we can rub them together
(・ω < )
N I C E
F E E T
>>711437417
YES THE JAP WHISKEY!!! WOO HOO!!!
>>711436533
Vielleichtdergleicheshitposterderhier20stundenamtagverbringtumleutenvorzuwerfensiehättenkeinleben.
Ichhoffesehrdassihndieseartzuschreibenanpisst.
>>711436601
8 strikes and you're out.
>>711436998
Who are you and why do you keep posting best waifu?
>>711437491
I didn't expect such lewdness from you senpai (・ω < )
>>711437587
9th time's the charm
>>711437629
drink yourself to death with your horse images
ok
>>711437656
5 AM is lewd hour. (๑`･ᴗ･´๑)
my body pillow is so moist
>>711437629
Chug the hole bottle.
>>711437656
Just accept that kek has never loved you.
>>711437860
>my body pillow is so moist
<
>>711438832
shh
just let it happen
>>711437860
>>711438832
like it would do anything ;-;
>>711439107
I'm scared.
>>711439282
You've done too much already. There are horses in the afterlife, so just do it.
>>711438832
never
>>711437860
oh goodness senpai
next you'll be telling me you are doing lewd things to yuuko (・ω < )
>>711439282
it would stop the pain
( ὅ ◡ ὅ )ʃ
>>711439387
it's going to be okay
stop crying
don't tell your mother what happened or you're going to hell
>>711439540
that's a bit too sinful kouhai
i bet you touch your waifu inappropriately
disgusted (´・ω・`)
>>711439387
>>711439672
you guys really think so?
>>711439540
>10 times
>>711439672
*pomf* what are going to do on the bed?
>>711439755
Only one way to be sure!
>>711439672
nothing wrong with doing things to make you feel better with the one you love senpai (´・ω・`)
>>711439902
11 times
I don't even remember falling asleep last night.
>>711439943
11 fails.
Twelve of these and I'm updating even further.
>>711439902
Thanks bruvs you some real niggas. I'll give the big man in the sky the good word about ya'll.
>>711439755
yeah dude
doctor recommended cure for depression is more alcohol
>>711439902
i'm going to pomf you in the loli
>>711439943
but that's lewd and lewd is for sluts
you're a bad influence on my pure handholdless soul, desu
>>711439986
Selamat pagi.
I had a dream that I was being bullied in middle school, it was pretty rad.
>>711440206
we're all sluts inside senpai
its ok as long as only your waifu knows you are a slut (・ω < )
>>711440060
Send satan my regards.
>>711440206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTxlzR8sd70
>>711440206
Selamat Malam.
Why was middle school bullying on your mind?
>>711440572
wie hieß denn das original, das kommt mir so bekannt vor...
wo what
"bye"
>>711440361
the relationship between a qt and his waifu is sacred, don't mix it with your smut fantasies you homosex
(╹◡╹)
plus, my lewd folder is only 75 mb so i can't be a slut ok
>>711440572
what this sticky stuff on me
>>711440655
I wasn't really thinking about it, it just kinda happened. Weird.
How have you been?
>>711440361
1448749425163
>>711440727
smuggo animo
>>711440863
It's the most smug I could find apart from
>
>>711440768
Fine, what about you?
>>711440727
hey babe
>>711440768
my relationship between my wife and me is quite smutty (´・ω・`)
>>711441120
What's up?
>>711440701
Keine Ahnung, bin ja kein Perverser, aber wahrscheinlich irgendwas wie 'Light of Tsukimi Manor 2'.
>>711440768
>my lewd folder is only 75 mb
You sicken me.
>Shiro
Shino here
>>711436601
>everyone moved to discord
it's all ogre now
>>711441205
Invite me so I can ban people also my name is miho haha haha haha haha haha
>>711429294
you are waifu is a literal cuck
>>711441173
>13,8GB
respekt
>>711441315
I only have a super secret discord that is behind 5 proxys and 15 sega genesis. Also if you get banned in this discord it's like sword art online and you die in real life. It's kinda scary actually.
>>711441165
>>711441205
bb
i want to watch animu with you
>>711441120
your wife a slut
(´・ω・`)
>>711441173
>not only having lewd images of waifu
You sicken me.
i would probably have more but my waifu doesn't have a lot of lewd cartoons
but you have a lot of generic lolis
so i'm the real victor in this situation
>>711441429
did i miss the meowmel, worst cat, funeral?
>>711441102
Sleepy, running on coffee and shitty memes at this point.
>>711441412
thats a nice daki. My name is shino how are you?
>>711441542
>>711441549
I'm down let me fire it up bb, I watched meowmel yesturday and legit cried.
benis
>>711441598
sadly it's not mine (yet)
>>711441598
forgot pic
>>711441429
So I can join? I already did the illuminati entrance ritual with the goat things I should be good right?
>>711441549
only when in private with me (・ω < )
>>711441615
Benis backwards is still benis
Watch this
benis
benis
See?
>>711441412
Deins?
>>711441549
>having lewd images of waifu
You sicken me, but with a dirty waifu like yours it was to be expected.
>generic
I don't know a better word to describe Yuuko.
>>711441757
it's magic!
>>711441598
did the cat have cancer from all of the shit grils it was surrounded by everyday
>>711441747
you still didn't send me pansu
i'm going to kidnap your pets if you don't
(・ω < )
>>711441757
holy heck
>>711441863
i pomf'd you, and you treat me like this?
a lot of loyalty for a hired gun...
>>711441757
My mind is blown
>>711441960
but they are already dead senpai
>>711441688
Don't even know who you are, also it's not goat things anymore its the trial of the laughing skulls.
>>711441676
Where are u from what's your waifus name
>>711441866
hello
>>711441960
Maybe i think someone kilt him tho cuz he wouldnt even eat crackers he just spit blood up.
>>711441985
>>711441615
this is taking it too far
>>711442048
Hey
>>711442048
>what's your waifus name
it's in NS twice and in the names
>where are u from
U're anus?
>>711442018
i told you not to let them watch umaru-chan
look what you did
>>711442048
wow what a turbo nerd
>>711441615
meme haha
>>711442159
sorry i didnt read up all the way.my bad
>>711442164
shhh
>>711442048
I think I'm someone or something
Ask sarchi
>>711442105
I don't know the meaning of "too far" :^)
>>711442164
sum epix lulz memes hahahaha xD
>>711442270
reeeeeee you memed me haha XD
top ten scary TRUE deepweb stories.youtube.mp3
>>711442238
you're someone <3
おはよう、何が起きる
>>711442424
Danks.
Shino, I made this for you.
>>711442401
top 10 4chan hacking stories TRUE (almost died but just a prank)
>>711442481
THESE ARE MY MEMES! BACK OFF!
>>711442569
I already took them though
Silent as the night
>>711442569
top 10 epic 4chan pranks (almost bled out)
>>711442642
You fiend! Come back here with my memes!
>>711442553
Thank you That's so rad bro. I love it! were watching anime if your bored man.
>>711442746
>>711442715
They are all over the internet
You, my friend, have been exposed
>>711442704
top 10 deep web prank horror web hacking 4chan stalker IN THE HOOD (SHOTS FIRED POLICE CALLED)
>>711442806
there you are! how are you shizuru? my little blonde bote!
>>711442849
>>711442715
STOP POSTING TWO WAIFUS YOU FILTHY HERETIC
>>711441960
Forced pomfing IS rape!
>>711442832
TRYING TO EXPOSE ME?! I'M GOING TO MAKE A KILLER DISS-TRACK ROAST VIDEO CONTENT COP ABOUT YOU!
>>711442746
Can I come to the secret weeaboo club too, dad?
>>711442849
this is old meme
this is good meme
>>711442989
lolis were made for pomfing, baka
>>711442929
I'm alright. How are you?
>>711443062
dude u have the address
>>711442979
Who said that was me? :^)
>>711443062
I'm a meme connoisseur, only the finest of memes allowed.
>>711442979
>TWO
>WAIFUS
>>711443099
um im alright, Im very sick right now so i just took a bunch of medicine and will hopefully feel better. Im glad to see you tho. How's life you have obviously been busy doing something whats up?
>>711443062
Only slutty lolis!
Pure loli are for peaceful, cuddly semipomfing only!
>>711443125
because I know you namivoir
>>711443136
look at who you have been talking to
nami and gard
same person
>>711443125
INJECT THE MEMES
INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
(WITHOUT MEMES I WILL DIE)
>>711443124
no (・ω・)
>>711443263
what
>>711443252
All lolis are for rough cuddling and pansu stealing!
>>711443340
are you daft?
look at this post>>711442164
you reacted to gardevoir
then>>711442270
reacted, which is nami
>>711443340
www.rabb.it/shino83
>>711443263
YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL ME!
YOU NEVER KNEW ME, MOM!
IT'S NOT JUST A PHAAAASE!
>>711443340
The meme syringe! ooooooh that's the good stuff
>gardy
>>711443340
No way, that's what cows and 3d women are for!
>>711443233
That's a bummer. I'm still getting over a cold i had. It's more or less down to just being a cough, but it's still annoying. That's partly where i've been, sleep far too much and just not feeling like being on waifu when i'm awake. Been trying to get on more, but i've been rather struggling for motivation to be sociable lately.
Hopefully you'll feel better soon too.
