hello fourchan... i came here yesterday looking to make friends and had a lovely time talking to some of you.. i would love to talk with somk more people :)
>>711428141
What sex are you? I can't tell by looking at your face.
Run away. Far away.
Or show us your tits.
>>711428141
tits + timestamp
>>711428185
Bruh, thats a girl
Kill yourself
post kik
if you need a bunch of friendos add me on discord Winikari#5644
>>711428141
OP, what stage of your life are you in?
Work?
School?
NEET?
Hi
>>711428141
Will you go out with me
What's good Pham how u doing
>>711428248
are you sure?
>>711428185
Hi, what's your name? :)
dick+timestamp or gtfo
>>711428419
Hmmmmm 90%
I dont know what they identify as but they present female
Source: I live with trans people
here is another picture of me, for those of you wodering if i am a boy or girl....
>>711428141
You do know the rules....
Tits for gtfo
>>711428141
Sorry op....but you know the rules...
>>711428518
my name is laura, what about you? :)
>>711428565
Show cock
>>711428141
pussy lips + time stamp and we can talk.
>>711428141
Want to join my asshole sniffers club?
>>711428141
tits + timestamp or gtfo
Tits slut
>>711428565
Umm are you a boy or girl? Dafuq
>>711428707
You look like a Samantha idk why
Do people often describe you as "frumpy"?
Fuck b/tards I have say done worse I think your very cute
>>711428565
You look like E.T. wearing a wig
Too bad it's some picture they found on the Internet every time.
i am a girl.....
at the moment, i am currently studying....
and no, im never described as frumpy.... im thin...
>>711429028
timestamp
Show us your belly
Tits and pussy or get the fuck out of here.
And i'm serious
>>711429153
why would i want to do that...?
>>711429028
Tits or GTFO
>>711429028
Come on girl, reply faster
What are you studying?
Do you have a bf? gf?
>>711428141
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
>>711428364
i am currently studying in college, hoping to go to university next year to study music... :)
fake and gay
>>711428141
tell me about your depression
Jesus Christ, she ugly as all fucking hell. No need for tits even, just gtfo. Stupid bitch.
>>711429300
Not bad looking, got any more pics
>>711429278
i have a boyfriend... he is my second one ever... my first boyfriend left me earlier on this year... bow i am dating a guy who is much better... :)
>>711428248
This is why I was wondering if OP was a girl or a boy. This Polish friend of mine has the apparent facial structure from the first picture.
>>711429300
So you are in the UK
How is the weather?
>>711429318
how did you know i have depression...? i also have anxiety too, but i am getting better from my mental illness...
Your hair looks disgusting. May I introduce to you my friends called shampoo and comb?
dude boobs plx
>>711429373
You better not have cheated on your first boyfriend. I wasted 5 years of my life believing a bitch I met online.
>>711429373
I hope this one is a keeper
Have you taken any nudes of him?
>>711429405
i am in the uk yes... i used to live in england but moved to wales a few years back... i miss my friends from where i used to live....
>>711429300
ah i'm studying music in college, percussion to be precise, you hit me in the heart, troll
what conditioner do you use
u ain't gonna get friends here, damn we need pussy and tits, don't show ur face please
>>711429447
i didnt cheat... when he left me i realised the truth of my feelings and just how unhappy i was in a relationship with him... he said he felt like a carer which upset me alot, if i am honest...
>>711429470
i play saxaphone myself.. i even have a few videos online, i should make some more... :)
>>711429460
This anon >>711429498 is partially correct. Its unlikely for you to find lasting friends here
Have you though of trying to at least meet some people in rl?
>>711429421
I was born with it and other things, i can see it in your eyes and the fact that you're on here tells me you're lonely and have insomnia
>>711429589
i met up with a boy after my ex boyfriend left me and now we are together... i find it hard to make friends... :(
>>711428565
Got it. You're a heffer. Moving on...
post feet
>>711429569
well I also play guitar, bass, piano, mandolin, flute, harmonica so yeah
>>711429300
Oh man youre the kind of girl id just slip my hand down your pants and youd be calling my senpai
>>711429604
nobody is born with depression faggot
>>711428565
So... Which is it then?
M2F or... F2M?
>>711429647
lol ikr like what are you even supposed to say to people
just say, boobs or not? then i'm leaving
>>711429701
i was born a girl, i wish you people would stop being nasty and calling me trans, its very hurtfull :(
>>711429028
Yikes. Pls don't post.
Mods pls sage
>>711429781
gonna have to agree with this dude
>>711429647
I'm a total shut in but I keep trying to make friends, I've had some success
One friend I made live just south of London, it sucks that I'll likely never meet her
Do you talk to people at college?
>>711429460
What is england, great Britan and United Kingdom where are all three i cant find them on map
>>711429421
Investigate ketamine therapy. Don't get fooled tho, go to a real doctor or hospital to get it done.
>>711429780
Timestamp now or we know you are a basement dwelling pedo
Jeah, u should not post anymore, no one care about u and all here to check if there boobs or pussy pic here.
>>711429780>>711429780
>>711429780
you gonna post tits or not
>>711429697
You can be born with a predisposition, and in early childhood, stress can cause brain cortisol levels to spike and stunt mood center development.
>>711429780
Timestamp & Tits or GTFO
>>711429647
Do you have sex with new boy yes?
honestly this seems like such a nice person unless she's faking
>>711429978
my ex boyfriend phoned me out of knowere recently and asked me this... he said it was killing him the thought of me having "sex" with my new guy....
>>711429780
Sorry we dont wanna call you trans. We do it to get reactions.
Can you shouw us a little bit of your pussy though.
So we can get happy
Too bad it's some picture they found on the Internet.
You look like the more retarded version of nfkrz girlfriend
show feet
>>711430061
Come on... Give us Timestamp already...
TIMESTAMP OR FAKE
So let me get this straight, OP is:
>fat
>ugly
>will "study" music (no future nor real job
>Brit so obviously broken as fuck teeth
>not showing a single glimpse of her fat saggy tits
And you faggots still drool over her and ask her retarded questions about her "bf" while you jerk off thinking you are holding her hand and being in the place of the sad fat fuck who is his "bf"
When did /b/ get flooded by insanely massive cock suckers that will give an attention whore anything she wants with literally nothing but girly trash in return?
Why don't you fags go to fb or a random chat room? You can beg girls to tell you all about their boring life there
I am literally going to kill myself if OP keeps getting so much attention with nothing in return, prove me wrong and stop giving this bitch the fb attention she lacks
>>711430061
It was for power, then, not love.
Make sure to have lots of sex with your new guy and tell him about it.
We here on /b/ love it when someone who deserves it gets cucked. Maybe even send the ex pictures of you doing it he would LOSE IT.
>>711430406
THIS.
>>711430406
Dude fuck off, if don't like this thread you can leave.
Obligatory 'Fuck off, newfag' post
>>711430406
Hi there. you must be new.
>>711430406
Like... What the fuck happened to 4chan? Go pick some girls in 9gag comments and stay out of 4chan you fucking cunts
>>711430566
Good try OP now show your ugly tits with time stamp or GTFO
>if not OP just an hero faggot she will never date you or give you her skype at the end of thread
>>711430598
>>711430566
You and everyone else are just cancer to /b/ go make yourself some DIY crystals dumb cunts
>>711430646
I'm not the OP
>>711430720
Then do the second option and blow your brains out go
>>711430406
im not fat....
>>711428141
I'll be your friend for 5 days
>>711430720
Then you are fucking, you dumb cunt
>>711430751
Your teeth are more divided than America right now
>>711428141
You may have better luck posting for friends in /soc/
Just saying
>>711430679
/b/ has been cancer for fucking years. you're not preaching anything new you stupid faggot. and thanks I will go make some crystals.
>>711430795
indeed lol
so how good are you on that keyboard OP?
Guys c'mon don't be so mean to her.
>>711430904
This
>>711428141
What the fuck are you if female tits please. Also fuck off to /soc/
>>711430865
Yeah always for you, you have been here for no more than 3 weeks obviously everything is cancer for you, go get some sponge bob memes from YLYL threads faggot
>>711429300
>music
What are the tones of the second inversion of an A major tritone?
>>711430865
Well... tbh I wasn't here for a few years... And this shit needs cleansing... All the fucking traps, furries, SJWs and so on needs to be purged from the holy land of /b/... MOOT VULT!
>>711430795
i cant help that! its how i look! why are you people so nasty? i havent insulted any of you, all i have been doing is being nice and talking to people, why are there so many rude people in this message?! if you dont like me you can leave me alone! :(
>>711430953
lol im sorry you're retatded,
>>711430995
i dont know what kind of world you live in where coming to /b/ and expecting compliments is a good idea
>>711430995
lol
Weak bait, you had me doubting this was fake for a sec but that leave Britney alone was too much
>1/8 for making me reply
>>711430995
I don't want to be that one guy but tit's usually make the mean guys shut up.
>>711430995
DO YOU EVEN TRIFORCE?
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>>711429373
Why is better?
What happen with the first one?
this thread is full of an anons face, I think I'll scooch in and make my face comfortable here too.
>>711430993
Yeah its taken a hard decline for sure. Should have guessed after moot abandoned us.
>>711430995
I think you're qt.
>>711431193
She is, I'm assuming her accent is pretty cute too.
>>711430406
Tell em like it is!
>>711431177
Wat da fuq? Moot has abandoned us? NO WAY!
>>711430962
c# e a
>>711431081
>doubting this was fake
it's like noone even knows what this place is any more
>>711430993
stop. just stop
if you don't say anything. noone realy care you have no idea where you are
>itt: idjits
>>711429300
Useless major.
You're not going to get a good job or earn much, I can tell you that much. And no successful guy would be with a girl that majors in music.
No tits, No timestamp. No proofs.
Underage bait. Nice try FBI
>>711429300
>to study music
soundcloud link or didnt happen
What the fuck. Timestamp, tits or gtfo. How is this thread still alive, you basement dwellers need to fuck off and stop feeding this fat attention whoring trap immediately
>>711431177
BTW.. Double checked
>>711431255
How did you not know about this?
Moot works for google now b/ro
>>711431274
Favorite chord and scale?
>>711430995
look where the fuck did u come to find friend, jeez
>>711431255
Cant tell if srs.. But yeah he left some asian fuck in charge who can barely afford to run the site.
>>711430406
this tbqh fam
>>711431339
>you basement dwellers need to fuck off and stop feeding this fat attention whoring trap immediately
This, all of it
people here are so gullible these days...
>>711430795
Kek
>>711431164
the first guy was nice and i loved him but the guy i am with now has made me realise what true love is.... my last boyfriend was nice but... he never had the time to come see me, and we grew apart...
>>711431375
not OP btw
This question is retarded. Favorite chord? Whatever im going with anything minor maj7. I like the melancholic but jazzy feel.
I use quite a few scales, phrygian scale is nice for death metal riffs, gonna go with that.
>>711428141
Welcome to 4chan. Place for tolerance and friendship
>>711431413
>>711431350
As I was saying... I haven't been here for a serious while... Club Penguin also stopped being a thing, right?
>I'VE LOST
>>711431375
Tard
Did I hear spiderman thread?
>>711431890
Damn son youre late as fuck
OP are you still here?
>>711432270
yes i am still here, just looking through the comments.....
>>711432443
really think you'd be better off on /soc/
>>711432443
What type of music do you like?
>>711432443
You,re cute enough, I'd let you sit on my face and make me eat your pussy however long you wanted.
Iss what I do.
>>711429421
Autism also
>>711428141
Top tip on 4chan... if your looking for "friends" or any nice convoy... your on the wrong fucking board /b/ is fuckin brutal and full of the worst people on the Internet.
Also /b/ had very particular rule for female users... show tits or fuck off... If you agree to these terms... also timestamp (paper note with today's date and 4chan board)
That said. Happy posting.
>>711432554
i did that with my last boyfriend... it feelt... nice... :3
>>711432604
Newfags will be newfags, /b/ is the home of hundreds of autistic 12 year olds, and i've always found the tits or gtfo "rule" rather annoying. I think it's just made up by a 12 year old who's never seen boobies.
>>711432734
Siiick, lucky for the both of you. ;D
>>711432762
Hi there. You must also be new.
>>711428141
hi "girl"
this is me
want to kiss?
>>711428216
>or
Fucking leave
>>711432814
Nigga I've been on this website for 8 years, I'm just not a desperate enough neckbeard to disregard someone just because they're female, tits are tits, they're all the same.
>>711432734
get the fuck out of this board... you dont belong here, go and annoy someone on fb cunt...
>>711432443
How old are you?
You got Snapchat or KIK to talk? :)
>>711433070
Right sorry. You wont ask for tits but you'll white knight some randy ass looking for attention on /b/.
I think that says more about you than I ever could.
>>711433175
i am 20, i know i look alot younger but 20 is my age :)
>>711428141
>>711433300
I'm no white knight, if someones opinion is wrong I'll destroy them no matter the gender, but that "rule" never used to be a "rule".
Let attention whores be attention whores this is the random board after all.
hey OP. I love you. bye.
>>711433465
your sweet!
>>711433640
Where is the timestamp?
>>711433437
dude the rules of the internet is a joke that's probably older than you are. shit clearly states tits or gtfo. like I said you must be new here.
>>711428141
be a beta shit somewere else faggot
>>711432762
Mate I'm 25 and been posting since day one. Used to us /x/ for creeps... all these boards are dying out...too many young uns.
Op sadly you need to know that this chan is visited by any type of guys so is very common if you encounter hostility, the best thing you can do is not replaying to the trolls who are misogynists
>>711434601
Fuck off... why are soppy cuts like you on /b/
>>711434670
lonely white knights fucking everywhere I tell ya
>>711428141
Hey OP I'm sorry that all of these assholes ruined your thread, you seem like a nice person. I wish you the best of luck in life.
>>711428141
Your hair looks even worse than mine when i wake up.
Post the ugliest bitch from your fb
>>711436591
DELET
Hi, how are you? So what kind of classes do you take
>>711428141
if you are a woman (im genuinely not sure)
tits+timestamp of gtfo
>>711437335
you look so fucking familiar
>>711437519
I'm on different boards but I'm in school too (add glasses lol)
>>711428565
Hi Chris Chan
>>711438144
Anon are you from Canada?
>>711438420
No sorry, California
>>711438519
cool beans. I went to school with your clone
>>711428141
Is that you blanchard? Show us your monster juggs. They looked delicious
>>711430406
We've lost so much hope we desperately cling to any woman that doesn't try to call rape on us for being within 50 ft.
>>711433640
show cock already!!
Would you fuck me OP, i'm on a skateboard here.?
>>711428141
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I'm posting in this thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
>>711428141
Do you read book/comic/novel? What's your favorite TV series/ movies?
>>711440923
faggot
>>711440923
>if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
fucking white knight cuck
>>711441581
>>711441672
>being this new
>>711441672
>>711441581
Newfags
>>711429282
>>711428141
Hi
>>711440917
looks like god has already fucked you hard enough
>>711433640
You do realize that 4chan is the WORST place to come if you're depressed with the worst people? Get out from here while you can. They'll insult you in the most hurtful possible way
Listen, OP. You seem like a nice girl.
I'm not whiteknighting here. I'm old enough to be your dad.
If you can't withstand the most vile of insults, the most salty of woman-haters, and constant bullying and degradation, then /b/ is no place for you.
The "tits or gtfo" rule exists for the following reason:
/b/ is an anonymous board. We don't know your gender unless you tell us. We don't know what you look like unless you show us AND go out of your way to prove it's really you.
Fairly or not, the assumption made here is that if you make it known that you are female, it is because you want to use your gender to curry special favor with the thirsty neckbeard virgins who frequent /b/.
This is called "attention whoring".
The idea that we demand to see your tits with a timestamp is to prove that you are willing to give us something in return for acknowledging your femaleness.
That is not how it is done in civilized society. But this is not civilized society. This is /b/.
You have the option to leave. You have the option to start a new thread and not post pictures of yourself and say, "hey look at me, I'm a girl!"
You probably didn't know what you were getting into. That's fine.
But you do now.
The choice is yours. If you remain here, your complaints about bullying will fall on deaf ears.
Also, we would like to see your breasts, whatever shape and size they may be.
Also, some form of timestamp.
Have a blessed day.
>>711442552
no u
I'm still at a loss as to whether this is a boy or a girl.
>>711431339
this
>>711442774
this brit fag gotta show his cock soon
>>711435233
Why don't we see these tits?
>>711431523
Did he realise you're a worthless attention whore?
>>711429647
can't believe you even saved her text replies from 14 hours ago - same thread with same pics!!
>>711433334
*i am an attention seeking cunt
Fixed that for you
>won't deliver tits or timestamp
>every pic is her Infront of computer
OP is probably a dude that screen capped pics of an ugly chick he met online
>OP faggot confirmed
no messages?
>>711443980
Ugh
This whole thread is for the benefit of fat cunt neckbeard pretending to be a girl.
OP is not a girl you dim fucks
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>>711429908
This guy is your friend pay attention