Can someone explain to me what daily life is like with an uncircumcised penis?
We could, but then we'd be contributing to your suicide, and that'd be bad.
>>711425923
I've got nothing to compare it too. Pointless question.
>>711425923
Beats me, I've never been without one. More sensitive I guess? Also my second head never gets chapped, dry, or chaffed which is something I hear happens those unfortunate enough to have their penis damaged at birth.
Can someone please explain to me how it is to live with a full head of hair
>>711425923
Lots of self hate and old urine smell
>>711425923
Pretty good, less AIDS is always a plus.
>>711426241
My pillow smells like unwashed hair when I sleep face down
>>711425923
gotta clean that shit on the reg, but we save a fortune on lube. Also sex is better for me and her.
>>711426319
Can't get aids when you're not having sex because females are disgusted by your cocks pussyflaps.
>>711425923
Great
>>711425923
Could do but it's like explaining sound to a dead man or sight to a blind man.
You'll never really understand what it is
>>711426447
Yea but I'm not permanently damaged
>>711425923
tell me what it's like with a circumcised one first
>>711426363
Maybe you can wash your hair while you are taking a shower
>>711426268
omfg clean your penis
>>711426504
As someone who got circumcised at 18, the same, it just doesn't look/ smell/ feel disgusting and I get more blowjobs from girls.
>>711426447
>>711426398
I guarantee there is no way she can tell the difference of 1mm worth of girth
>>711426550
It gets dry and poofy if I wash it regularly, barber said she only washes her hair once a week and she has much longer hair than mine.
>>711425923
How does it feel to let your own dick get mutilated like some sort of jew?
>>711426663
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>711426564
Can't take a shower every time I piss
>>711426687
It's not the extra size it's the extra skin allowing for smoother entry and also stimulating her more. How do you think it would feel if a woman's vagina was just completely smooth?
>>711426692
O that sucks you have to put though in to groming
>>711426845
how about you peel the foreskin backwhen you piss then wipe the piss that is on your dick ( if any) off
>>711426084
/thread
I can go for weeks without a smelly dick
Because when i pee i trap the pee in my foreskin and let it out after a few seconds, squeeze out a lil extra pee, and then dry the tip of my foreskin with toiletpaper.
>>711426663
How does it feel to let your own dick get mutilated like some sort of jew?
Also you are obviously gay, how else do you know how an uncut dick feels like?
The only blowjobs you have are the ones you give
Do you need to pull the skin up when you pee?
>Never have to worry about the supposed "extra odor" which comes with an uncut dick because I wash it in the shower every day like a normal person
>Have never once needed to use lube to jack off (though I sometimes still do just for fun
>Response to being uncut has been unanimously positive - I don't know if you other uncut dudes get unlucky or it's all just meming
Pretty nice all around
>>711425923
Well the head is really sensitive in it is really irritating if the foreskin is retracted when you're wearing pants and walking around. Like a constant itch you're aware of the whole time.
>>711427410
indeed
>>711426663
And today on "modern fairytales ..."
>>711425923
Unless I'm showering or pissing exactly the same anon
ITT Trump electing Amerifags attempt to defend their retarded parents decision to mutilate their newborns.
How? With stories of 'more women' (yeah, right. LOL) 'urine smells' (doesn't happen) and tales of 'dirty dicks' (learn to shower you dirty cunts).
Makes me wonder how hard Americans find it to keep clean.
I mean you grab your dick, pull the foreskin and wash. Are you saying goes you don't need to wash your dicks? If so you're filthy cunts.
Or you're saying it is hard to clean a dick with a foreskin. In which case you're either lazy or stupid.
And, given the new president elect, I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
Tl;Dr
Amerifags find washing hard.
Bunch of jew dick fags. LOL
If you want to be circumcised with the surgery...
Pull the foreskin back before putting your underwear on. It keeps it clean all day and bitches love it because they think you're "circumcised."
The first couple of times the skin rolls back so everytime you take a piss...roll the skin back and tuck it in.
Feel like you're losing sensitivity? Let the foreskin go back to normal.
I tell bitches I'm circumcised all the time (am not) they don't know the difference and it help keep the head dry so they get to sucking and get to taste my cotton underwear
If women preferred uncircumcised cocks you would see dildos with foreskin. You never have seen a dildo with foreskin have any of you?
/thread
A dildo is a representation of an erect penis.
Erect penises have the foreskin retracted over the head. Hence no foreskin on a dildo.
You fucking idiot.
LOL
What's the difference between a dildo and you?
A dildo is a fake cock .....
Being uncut makes masterbating way easier, you can masterbate wherever without a tissue and just chill after by using your foreskin as a jizz pocket. Then walk to the bathroom and unload ur jizz and clean ur dick in the sink when ur done watching whatever the fuck you were watching.
>>711427863
The dildo would have the foreskin pulled back you dildo
>>711427863
I've seen plenty, not that it means shit seeing as most dildos are designed by Americans.
>>711427863
Almost all the dildos I've seen have foreskins, they're just retracted. They are rubber, so its not like its going to have a moving foreskin...
>>711427972
Don't forget about being able to control piss streams
>>711425923
being circumcised was hard for me but it really hit hard when putin made that comment about it never growing back
I had uncircumcised for 30 years and medically needed one.
less sensitive 4 sher
like removing your fingertips' sensory cells.
>>711426447
Are you a Muslim? We don't see many of those on /b/
>>711425923
being circumcised was hard for me but it really hit hard when putin made that comment about it never growing back
>>711427863
women have no fucking clue what they want (or what's going on in general). Hell why do you think my mom said "OK" when the doc asked if he could chop off part of my dick for his collection. SHE'S A FUCKING NURSE. WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. It kills me that my own mother who protected me my entire life at the moment of my birth let that sick fuck mutilate me. WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD
This is what happens to an uncircumcised man if they don't wash everyday.
>>711427160
No you dont, but nothing feels better than pinching your foreskin shut while peeing.
UmaUmad uncut fags? But in all seriousness if your uncut cock can fully retract and doesn't smell there's no problem. It's the ones that stay looking like anteaters and smell like dick cheese that give a bad name
>from a fag who has sucked cut and uncut
>>711428361
Did he not have arms? Who goes to the doctor to clean their dick?
sometimes pubes or debris get trapped under the skin so you gotta keep it clean and remember to wash your dick in the shower. Also after sex or even fapping sometimes if you dont wash your dick it can start to smell. But essentially that skin keeps the tip of my dick from dying out. When im hard you cant really tell because it just stretches
>>711428495
yes circumcision is retarded anyone with half a brain can figure this out. (clearly not the majority of americans but that makes sense)
bumpp
uncut, white, amerifag master-race here
just saying, as a femanon, i find circumcised dicks way more attractive than uncircumcised ones
>>711425923
>Can someone explain to me what daily life is like with an uncircumcised penis?
every day is magical. i walk around flashing my beautiful penis to all women and they can get enough.
then they tell their friends and eventually the uncuts hear it and they cry because they are scared to go through the pain of beautifying their stinky, loose skin penis.
>inb4 cent sit i've it ee, skype, it doesn't stink like rotting flesh, sweat, butthole, and spoiled jizz,
cut up or shut up
sometimes i want to call up my mom and bitch her out for cutting off my dick but i know it would accomplish nothing. she's not gonna have any more kids. What's the point in making her feel bad? also she would probably come up with some bullshit excuse for why she's not responsible
It seems like an American thing to do, to cut your dick (except muslims, jews etc.)
From northern Europe and no one here cuts their dick unless one of the above.
If you wanna do it when you're older, fair enough.
>>711427336
Same here. Chicks don't give a shit if I'm cut or not. We fuck either way. I think it might be more sensitive during sex than a cut dick though. I'm uncut btw
Have you ever played earthworm Jim.
>>711426268
Then get it cut if you can't use your cock properly faggot
the only people who can accurately answer this are guys who have been circumcised later in life for medical/religious/personal reasons, and know both worlds.
But the short answer from everything I have heard from many sources is that a dick is a dick. Cut dicks require less direct maintenance, and are sometimes more appealing to women(not like it matters since once they see your dick, they are pretty much committed). Also cut dicks usually get a bit more dried out and worn looking around the head, but this is just aesthetic.
Some HUR DUR UNCUTMASTERRACE guys say that there is a loss of sensitivity and sensation in the head, but there are others who claim the oversensitivity can actually be painful a lot of times. Still a lot of this comes down to environment and how you treat your dick more than anything else.
TLDR: a dick is a dick, and you play with the dick your parents gave you, not the one you want.
>>711428857
nobody cares about your personal preference. If i prefered that you had your nipples cut off would you be A-OK with me chopping them off? OH WELL EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS THIS I MUST AS WELL
>>711428918
Whats impressive is you couldn't even read the question. Looks like your penis wasn't the only thing damaged beyond repair.
>>711429018
>the only people who can accurately answer this are guys who have been circumcised later in life for medical/religious/personal reasons, and know both worlds.
Even then they can't actually compare directly, they never formed the scar tissue infant circumcision causes because their foreskin/glans had already unfused as a child and isn't torn during removal, they also don't have a lifetimes worth of keratinisation of the glans, added to that the vast majority of adult circumcisions are performed due to issues with the foreskin - if your gear was broken, then repaired it's not exactly ground to compare with and without.
>>711428857
>>711428974
>it might be more sensitive
this has always been a retarded conjecture... like it definitely doesn't matter whether it's true or not... and why people even think to mention it i have no fucking clue
>>711426822
This, I mean I'm uncircumcised and I can easily pull all my skin back as a circumcised penis would look like, so I have no smell problem and I'm more sensitive then the jews. 100% win
>>711428045
Exactly this
>>711429268
Naw, there have been studies on it, like in the image attached. The foreskin and frenulum are literally the most sensitive parts of the cock.
>>711429268
It's neither conjecture or retarded, nor is it simply a case of more sensitive, the inner lining of the foreskin contains a plethora of sense receptors, used for a whole range of purposes which you lose when it is removed.
>>711429018
I can answer this.
I was uncut until I was 24. Got chopped up because foreskin kept splitting.
Pros of being uncut:
-People here are used to that
-Wanking doesn't require lube
That's it
Cons for being uncut:
-Higher maintenance
-Can't piss with no hands
-Looks unattractive imo and my current girlfriend agrees (been with her before I got the choppy chop chop)
Pros of being uncut:
-Feels better during sex
-Girls prefer it, less 'work' for them
-Cleaner (obviously, if you don't wash your dick, it's gonna get skanky, regardless)
-Can piss while texting
-Feel better in my hand while tugging off
-Sex feels better
-Way more sensitive
-Busting dat first nut after being cut, I shot down Flight 370.
Cons of being cut:
-First month or so it fucking hurts
-Looks horrid for a while (obviously these two go after some time)
-lost a bit of length (was just shy of 8inch, now under 7. Could be a coincidence as I have packed on a tonne of weight)
-looks smaller when soft, tiny when cold, quite funny really lol.
I'll post a before and after in a min, if the thread doesn't die.
>>711425923
Old uncircumsized eurofag here.
The main difference, I believe, is that I can feel litterally a feather dropping on my dick.
You can imagine how it feels if ya dick gets sucked ...the right way.
>>711429439
>>711429518
Dont get scientific with these people, they have to somehow protect themselves from the thought that their parents let some jew mutilate their genitals at birth.
>>711429394
burn in hell tool. I hope you meet the same fate as most worn out dildos: the trash
>>711426447
>implying nonamerifag females like circumcised dick
top kek
tfw explaining circumcision to your foreign girlfriend. tfw raging at your parents is useless. tfw you'll never have that piece of you back
>>711425923
pretty cool. You dont need lube to please yourself. Also guys who talk about smell obviously dont wash their dicks.
>>711429533
Friend of mine got circumcised near the end of college. He still complains about the loss of sensation and the fact sex requires lots of lube, which was never a problem before. He did say he lasts longer, but the can often just result in him not finishing.
>>711426447
>cock's pussy flaps
I kek'd
>>711429817
I think perhaps my situation may be slightly unique somehow.
Prior to getting the chop, only one girl (current) had ever made me cum on her own.
Since getting circumcised, I've fucked 3 girls and two made me cum. The other, I was pretty drunk so I can rule that as perhaps invalid.
I lasted longer before getting cut and the only way she can make me cum during sex is cowgirl. I did cum a couple of times during doggy but otherwise, her on top.
I've never cum from a blowjob and I've had some decent ones. Cock stays hard, just nothing happens.
I don't need lube during sex. Only when she's dry. She gets pretty wet from me eating her.
The best part about not having that excess skin is when we had Penis Inspection Day at school. I always passed while my lesser uncut peers got their willies whipped with a 2x4 or ruler.
>>711430184
>implying that's not a negative
Daily life? Wake up, feed and walk dogs, shower, go to work, come home, feed and walk dogs again, watch netflix, go to sleep.
>>711425923
Pretty much the same as you I guess, only I wasn't abused/mutilated as a baby in the name of jewish social dominance. How does that feel?
>>711426663
Haha no you don't.
>>711426485
....sound to a dead man? it's hard to explain anything to him, i guess.
>>711429763
>tfw you'll never have that piece of you back
there is such a thing as foreskin restoration, and it it has been scientifically tested and proven. Granted it's not really restoring your original foreskin, as much as stretching the skin you got to replace it. still tho, it serves all the same functions and aesthetics
>>711430333
How do you wash your disgusting dick cheese?
>>711426845
>>711427011
Holy shit... This is the reason why the toilets in men's bathrooms so often have piss on the seats, isn't it?
It's incredible how people will go as far as defending cutting off a part of a newborn's dick because it maybe made sense a few thousand years ago due to shit sanitation, just because it has happened to them
It's on the level of not eating pork because desert fuckers couldn't properly conserve the meat and they'd get food poisoning
>>711429585
>getting this mad over the cut vs uncut debate
>>711430333
is it wrong for me to hope for my mother to realize what she did to me? It just really kills me that she would do it to begin with. It's like she didn't even care enough to think for 10 minutes about it. Although they probably laid into her about it as soon as i was out so she probably wasn't in any position to make a logical decision. whatever i probably deserved it
>>711430467
By washing, I've never had dick cheese
>>711430466
serves the same functions? Bitch please, tons of nerve cells are removed that cannot grow back.
>>711425923
feels pretty good not being fucked over by jews
>>711430466
It doesn't serve the same function anon, that's the point, it's shaft skin stretched to cover the glans, this is not the foreskin.
>>711430541
you think i'm mad? i'm not mad i'm dissapointed
>>711430492
>it made sense a few thousand years ago due to shit sanitation
if anything that just makes it even more likely the wound would get infected back then. Shit was even dumber than it is now.
Cutting off a perfectly functioning part of your body is retarded.
>>711426084
basically
>>711425923
>Is uncut, born outside the US so not mutilated by sick penal cutting traditions.
Honestly, it's pretty much the same as yours, except sex is pretty much fantastic cause the skin protects the glans which makes it more sensitive.
a whole lot of insecure jewcocks posting in this thread
>>711430467
>How do you wash your disgusting dick cheese?
What the fuck kind of question is that
Do you not have running water
Do you not have soap
Are you living in a war zone
But, mah religion
>>711430686
this. the ancient greeks considered the hebrew tribes barbaric for self mutilation.
>>711430686
A part of your body which produces anti bacterials to protect itself, what exactly do people think smegma is.
>>711430602
>nerve cells are removed that cannot grow back.
That's not how it works. Your dick loses the sensitivity because the head of your dick is constantly exposed, and your body builds up a resistance to the constant stimulation.
>>711430686
Do you not trim your nails or cut your hair, retard?
>>711430797
No anon, the foreskin is fucking packed full of sense receptors on it's inner lining, it's not the same skin as what covers your shaft, temperature, light touch etc
>>711426447
outside the USA and the middle east, uncut cocks are the norm, so girls are used to them.
>>711429634
>No female gives a shit about dickflaps because thats purely for your personal appeal and with or without it feels completely in different in her vagina
>Tfw once shes smelled an unclean uncut penis she almost turns dyke from how putrid it is
Its literally aesthetic to them sometimes, and you feel better during sex. A majority of porn stars are cut anyway, and most dicks drawn, posted, shown, or sucked are cut
You're a faggot for thinking it matters any extent past that
>>711430797
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwjeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
>>711425923
you spend most of the day trying to keep it clean and spraying penis deodorant on it
>>711430814
>long hair or nail
>functional in modern life
They're also dead skin matter
>>711430797
The part that is supposed to feel good is the foreskin moving over the penis.
The foreskin is also very important for sex with a woman.
Just google something along the lines of "what is the function of the foreskin during sex".
>>711430908
>Murrica
>>711430917
I can cherry pick images too you jew
>>711430869
Yeah but I'd say that most of the loss of sensation is from the head of the dick being exposed and losing sensitivity.
Either way I think we can both agree this dick mutilation is retarded and needs to stop lol.
God, the thought of the head of my dick being constantly exposed and rubbing against my boxers makes me cringe.
We need some ornithologists (cock gazers) to take a survey.
>>711431088
>I'd say that most of the loss of sensation is from the head of the dick being exposed and losing sensitivity.
The thing is, just because you say it doesnt make it true.
Its a factor but the missing nerv endings are way more important.
>>711427863
>You never have seen a dildo with foreskin have any of you?
>>711430541
ALSO you SHOULD get mad! You're the pussy little bitch who just takes it up the ass and laughs it off. HAHA GENITAL MUTILATION SO FUNNY :D
>>711430695
I've come to accept a lot of the unexplainable bullshit that has happened to me is just karma rolling over from past lives
>>711431088
are you seriously saying your foreskin is just a numb piece of skin on your dick and you have no sensation on it whatsoever, that the only part of your dick that feels anything is the head?
FFS you're dumb
I have an ant eater :|
>>711431060
>you
>>711431088
Get a chick to put her tongue on your glans, then on the underside of your foreskin, tell me which one senses temperature better, then think to yourself how good sliding your dick into hot puss is.
>>711431160
Bunch of butthurt cut jewfags on here. Your mutilated. Deal with it
>>711429518
>>711429439
i stand by what i said. you're both dumb uncuts. fact.
>>711429576
you are, in fact, making a stupid conjecture. be honest, you were just waiting to unload that crap.
you uncuts are the only ones who make these threads. it's clear YOU'RE the ones who care about it. you're self conscious about your disgusting looking peepee and you think by "educating" people it's going to become not ugly. yeah, that worked so well with fat women, cake monsters, and black women....
cut that disgusting extra skin off your stinky dingaling or just shut up... you always look like fools posting this shit and i will never, ever concede and my kids' penis is getting cut as soon as possible when it pops out of my woman's vag
>>711431158
>ALSO you SHOULD get mad! You're the pussy little bitch who just takes it up the ass and laughs it off. HAHA GENITAL MUTILATION SO FUNNY :D
Are you retarded? No, seriously. You have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old.
>>711431316
>i stand by what i said
Because you're hard of understanding
>>711430491
No that's because when you stop peeing the stream slowly lowers till it goes full vertical and hit the seat
>>711427863
>preferring to mutilate your cock for the benefit of some vain whore...
>>711430917
that's an extreme case of phimosis, not a normal uncut penis.
Uncut
>where's your God now?
>>711431295
I've got a gloriously long foreskin but YOU have a fucking reading disorder you goddamn thundering retard. Read my post again and realize you're one step above a fucking banana for intelligence.
>>711431385
>Because you're hard of understanding
no, youre the 1 who doesnt understand. you just want to dictate to others wat to think
>>711426687
Oh, she can tell, he's twice as girthy with the foreskin.
/b/ I'mean an Amerifag and my cock was cut when I was born. Women here are borderline homicidal toward males especially thouse who they have a minute problem with, should I drink bleach?
>>711431157
this gif makes me realise just how valuable my foreskin is
stop the talk and just show.
>>711431363
Whatever you pussy little bitch. I don't need your confirmation to know i've dominated you intelectually. Suck my mutilated cock
>>711431509
You can think what you like but arguing with factual evidence is hilarious.
>>711431509
>dictate to others wat to think
Is that what you tell everyone who tries teach you something?
>>711431316
He seems really upset.
I guess I'd be upset if my dick looked like a dried, cracked zombie cock too :-\
>>711425923
You stop finding pennies on the ground
>>711431157
for anyone wondering, the japanese reads "skin enlargens and phimosis worsens"
>>711431604
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, this is some top notch bait.
>>711431617
for the 3rd ?4th? time you are, in fact the one not understanding and this post drives that point even deeper
>>711431628
see here >>711431825
and here >>711431316
>you're self conscious about your disgusting looking peepee and you think by "educating" people it's going to become not ugly.
>>711431736
>>711431657
>dried, cracked zombie cock too :-\
this has never happened to me or anyone i have ever known
>>711431809
it's not bait and you really are a pussy bitch. You couldn't come up with a response so you cry bait. Just like the pussy bitch you are
>>711431950
Here you go bud, I know you need it.
>>711431825
So what exactly is your argument anon, that the foreskin actually doesn't contain a plethora of touch/sense receptors or that you don't believe it does.
>>711425923
Its awesome. Fapping is great and it does not hurt on your underwear. You just have to clean it when you shower
>>711426084
I am pretty much guessing this.
>>711426663
Anyone who is uncircumcised can tell you this is BS
>>711429250
>>711428857
Pretty much this
>>711432054
i'm purposely not telling you what i'm talking about because you're being a snotty little faggot and i can tell you don't understand what i'm saying so i'll let you waste your time crying to people on an anonymous forum about your dissatisfactory or jealousy of cut penises. and if you ever do figure it out then you'll have realized how stupid you were being, but even better you'll realize how much TIME you've wasted talking like an idiot
again, you can get circumcised at any time, and it's up to you to work up what it takes to get it done. or you can go on crying about it and posting these stupid threads to no end. and trust me, there's a reason these threads have been getting posted for years and only by uncuts.
Almost embarrassed at the size now.
Girlfriend said it was too big before...probably being nice lol
>>711432255
>dissatisfactory
i meant dissatisfactory of your own uncut penis
>>711432271
What the fuck did you do.
Why.
>>711432315
I posted further up:
>>711429533
Medical reasons. Foreskin kept ripping
Theses threads make me feel so fucking good about my dick.
Being uncircumcised is great.
The butthurt from circumcised people is gr8
>>711432255
Cheers, that was hilarious
>>711425923
I ask girls to peel it like a banana.
>>711432349
Man.
I'm sorry to hear
saved from other thread earlier
>>711425923
Uncircumcised cocks are so unattractive. Seriously don't think I could ever give head to anyone who wasn't circumcised, it's just too gross looking.
>>711425923
Makes ya cock look bigger..
>>711432420
I absolutely do prefer it now...
I wouldn't ever support kids having it done for...actually, why the fuck do they? It's not a religious thing unless they are all kikes.
>>711432506
I really don't get whats attractive about scarred, dry, cracked, discolored ass cut dicks. Ever seen someone with severe burns on their face? Thats kinda what cut dick looks like to me.
>>711432506
2/10
>>711432255
Not the guy you were responding to, but all you did was call scientifically proven facts conjecture and say that the facts dont matter.
>>711432271
It literally seems to have changed size, you put weight on?
>>711432584
Or muslims
>>711432589
Different strokes I guess. Its just personally what I find attractive.
>>711432698
you don't understand. 4th-5th time
>>711432778
>If I say it often enough it reduces my stupidity
That's not how this works anon
>>711432715
It has gotten smaller.
The before was at about 95kg (I'm a tall kid, around 20%bf)
The after was at almost 130kg (I'm now a tall fat kid)
Irrelevent, I'm 115kg now and it feels a bit bigger...suppose I'll measure it sometime.
>>711432778
>it might be more sensitive
>this has always been a retarded conjecture...
Whats there not to understand?
You are calling a fact retarded conjecture.
>>711426268
wat?
fucking filthy nigger
>>711432867
Yeah fair enough, I'm familiar with how much weight changes it, put 20kg on since kids 9 years ago.
>>711425923
>sit on toilet to pee
>pinch foreskin closed with thumb and index finger
>pee
>foreskin fills up like a water balloon
>???
>profit
>>711426226
second head?
FEELS LIKE I AM
%100 PERFECT MALE
NOT MUTILATED AT BIRTH
HUMAN BODY HAS NATURAL PROTECTIVE SKIN, JEWS MAKE IT HARDER TO MASTERBATE CUT YOUR PENIS
>TRYING TO DEFEND THE FACT YOU WISH YOU WHERE WHOLE
>>711432874
>>711432835
you keep saying the same things and i keep telling you you're not understanding.
understand this: I AM helping you right now. assuming you can muster up the intelligence to break through.
lol, I'm being unfair though, because I say things like
>assuming you can muster up the intelligence to break through.
which makes your jimmies rustle and it is probably what's stopping you from understanding. assuming you're smart enough to understand
>>711430917
NO LOVE DEEP WEB
>>711432963
One on your shoulders, one on your donk...
>>711432985
Dude, you're embarrassing yourself, or maybe you're not - trying to work out which is worse.
>>711432930
I'm just lazy blaming injuries on not going to the gym...only myself to blame lol.
>>711432985
>you keep saying the same things and i keep telling you you're not understanding.
You sound like a fucking 15 year old arguing with their mother.
>>711433104
>only myself to blame lol
Damn self, both kids are riding now, hopefully I can burn some off that way.
>>711430917
>you spend most of the day trying to keep it clean
really?
>>711433218
I used to ride to work every day...then I got a license. became lazy and kept eating how I did when I was doing 3-4 miles a day.
>>711433110
>You sound like a fucking 15 year old arguing with their mother.
you sound triggered, at any age.
I win.
>Dude, you're embarrassing yourself, or maybe you're not - trying to work out which is worse.
I never get coerced into giving information I make clear i'm not going to give. Send me some money and I'll tell you. $50, no less. you ready?
>>711425923
Sex feels better, fapping has no friction burn, your tip is not dried up, your tip sends you in to a shivering array of pleasure, I don't feel like a Jew, and it makes me laugh when I hear cut fags say I have smegma because they are jealous amerifats who cant keep clean themselves so they think nobody else can. You have much more feeling down there, you enjoy sex with every thrust like a female does, unlike cut fags who just enjoy cumming and nothing else. Also your cock has no scar.
I could go on but you get the idea, the ONLY reason you should EVER get cut is if your foreskin is naturally too tight, it is a medical condition.
The only downside really is the social aspect, Americans are mostly full of jew cocks so girls don't like that too much, but the only reason it happens in the first place because Mr Kellogg, the creator of Corn Flakes decided it would be christian to not make people feel lust and enjoy
sex, he also proposed putting sulphuric acid on a woman's clit
>>711432271
i hate to break it to you but it was never shy of 8 inches
>>711433537
Lol at your micro penis.
>>711433537
Alright, mate. :)
>>711425923
Better.
>>711425923
if i retract my foreskin so the head is exposed (basically the same as being circumcised), then my head tingles in the air and it's too sensitive when it rubs against my underwear. the foreskin is a little hood that stops my penis from drying out and also protects it from my underwear.
>>711433997
>retract my foreskin
gross
>>711434296
... yeah, rolling up a layer of skin is so disgusting.
>>711434559
i know. like why would someone want a loose piece of skin on their body... nasty. sounds like something a bug would have.
"you're telling me something comes out of that skin pocket? uck!"
>>711425923
same old routine every day...
>synagogue
>meeting with neocons to urge them to start new wars
>jewish grocery store
>meeting with porn producers to urge them to spread more interracial porn
>kahal
>meeting with intelligence agencies to update lists of goyim to destroy
>financial district: who will we incinerate today?
>meeting with drug dealers to urge them to waste more goyim youth
>at holocaust museum to repeat again the thing about six million surviv- erm,victims
>meeting with diamonds smugglers to keep prices low
>the 12 Benedictions - aka cursing to goyim and Christians
>meeting with entertainment bosses to require them new goy devastating schemes
>dinner
>playing victims on online forums & blogs
>go to bed
>>711434758
>skin pocket
if i were a female i would strongly request that my bf get that skin removed...
Been cut for maybe 2 years now. Biggest regret of my life. I find my penis is dry as fuck now. Took a long while to get used to not having its protective shell too. Rubbing against clothes was hell at first. Now it just feels like any other skin... Not like a dick.
>>711435034
Would you also get your own "skin pockets" removed
>>711427863
Sucks to be unlucky while thinking everytime doesn't it?
>>711435168
don't understand the question?
are you just mad or something?
>>711435410
The clitoral hood and labia minora serve the same function as the foreskin, they also produce the same sort of protective sebum and antibacterial cells which when dead are collectively known as smegma, so if you were a female, and asked a male to remove his "skin pocket" would you also remove your own "skin pockets"
>tfw you eat smegma every time you rugmunch
>>711434758
Your ballsack is a loose piece of skin
>>711435548
that skin is not gross and serves a constant function.
is there something more you'd like addressed? you should have been able to come up with that answer on your own and not have asked anything at all. is there anything else?
>>711435599
that's clearly different and there's no way to get rid of it without going way over board.
>>711427410
>>711427552
ahahaha we dont have that ahahaha
>>711435672
>that skin is not gross and serves a constant function.
The same function as foreskin. To protect your genitalia.
>>711435873
no. and you know it doesn't.
i have never, ever had even a small problem with my wiener and my wiener is beautifully cut
>>711435034
except you're not a female, so you wouldn't know.
you know that most women think all dicks look disgusting anyway, regardless of whether or not they have a foreskin, right?
>>711436008
>you know that most women think all dicks look disgusting anyway, regardless of whether or not they have a foreskin, right?
then the ones with foreskin stand to only be more disgusting. if there's even a small hint of decaying skin i would never wanna go near whatever it was that the smell came from
>>711435926
because your head has dried out and has lost sensitivity. in normal penises, the foreskin is needed to protect the head of the penis from clothing, underwear, or anything else it may come into contact with.
>>711436122
>decaying skin
tissue death is a problem with circumcised penises due to the open wound formed during the procedure, not uncircumcised penises.
>then the ones with foreskin stand to only be more disgusting
so you're glad you don't have your foreskin even though women think your penis is disgusting, just because they would find it a little more disgusting if you had a foreskin?
how much of a cuck are you?
>>711436193
dry is good. not dry as in so dry the skin cracks, it's the same kind of dry you want your feet to be so bacteria doesn't grow, because bacteria creates foul smell
>>711425923
days off are fap pretty much all the time since there's no preparation required with lube and shit. Work days are normal for us all, work get home and pass out because you're tired.
>>711436323
>tissue death is a problem with circumcised penises due to the open wound formed during the procedure, not uncircumcised penises.
you misunderstand. epithelials
and ah, i like looking at my own penis being beautiful and when my wife sees it and can't wait to jam it in her mouth, yeah i kind of like that
>>711425923
Theres only a 1 civilized country in the world that still systematically circumcises little boys and is America. The rest are jews and sandniggers. Think about that. The whole world doesnt do it, because its proven to be a useless procedure/ritual with no health benefits whatsoever. Certain studies even say that it makes your dick less sensitive, which makes sense because you are rubbing the tip of your dick on the inside of your clothes all day, creating a thicker layer of skin.
So unless you live surrounded by american brainwashed females, and unless you have severe phimosis, this is a pretty stupid and cruel thing to do to your newborn.
>>711436323
i'm going to touch my beautiful cut wiener now
>>711436328
no, because the skin on your feet is different. the head of your penis and foreskin are lined with mucous membranes to stop your penis from being dehydrated. it's not supposed to be a dry body part, in the same way your eyes aren't supposed to be dry.
>>711436122
So you think no europeans ever have sex? Girls dont know any better over here. Just like dumb american females dont know any better. In europe we also have showers and so I wash my dick and I can assure you it doesnt smell bad matter fact i shoved it in a girls mouth just this tuesday.
>>711426447
I was actually talking to a friend the other day about that, she had recently been with a guy from amerifat and she had to leave him, but gave him a pity bj because she couldnt get wet enough for him to comfortably fuck her. She found his dick gross and weird, especially the scar mark. Coming from an Australian girl, the sluttiest kind of girl, I felt really relieved I wasn't mutilated at birth.
>>711431580
Got any more? ;)
>>711436764
>matter fact i shoved it in a girls mouth just this tuesday.
why did you tell me that?
male circumcision is a form of genital mutilation
>>711428857
tits or gtfo!
>>711436849
Well if it smelled bad she wouldnt have allowed me, dude
And also to brag
>>711425923
Daile life with an uncircumcised penis:
I wake up
I go to work
I go to sleep
The fuck kind of stupid question is that?
niggers...
>>711436764
>matter fact
matter of* fact.
stop talking like a nigger
>>711425923
You mean how does it feel to have a natural penis? Compared to having an unnatural one?
I am uncircumcised, let me explain my daily life.
I wake up in the morning, generally feeling quite well rested. Get out of bed, make some breakfast. As an uncircumcised guy I really like coffee in the morning, here in Europe most uncircumcised guys have that coffee craving in the morning.
Then I head to work. As an uncircumcised guy it's quite a drag sometimes, but we uncircumcised people need to work for money.
After work sometimes I go for a beer, with a mix of circumcised and uncircumcised friends (I live in an international European city, quite a few Amerifats and Jews).
Then I got to bed. Uncircumcised still...
American girls should have to have genital mutilation practiced on them as well for 'hygiene'. (not so they masturbate less making them bigger consumers and easier goyims to control, that would be outlandish and sounds like conspirator talk.)
Seriously though the clitoris builds up smegma too, might as well rub acid on it at birth to prevent it for hygiene, right?
>>711425923
I'll give you a legit honest answer.
I think it's pretty good, almost purely because I never had to go through any sort of pain and I can jerk off whenever without moisturiser or what have you.
Can't really speak for if it feels any better but I can honestly imagine it does since the head gets a little tougher once the foreskin's gone so I imagine it's a little more sensitive.
Cut on the other hand definitely looks more appealing but I live in the UK where practically nobody is cut so it's never been an issue with girls.
As for the whole smega/piss thing, yeah it can happen but only if you're a filthy degenerate. I pull it back for maybe 10 seconds every time I shower and I've only ever had smeg once when I didn't shower for like a straight week.
Even then I sometimes go 3-4 days without a shower if I'm just chilling around the house and it's never been an issue then.
All in all, pretty sweet but cut looks better, just glad I'm somewhere I don't really have that issue
>>711437123
Kek'd
>>711437123
Underrated post
cj has no penis
>>711437123
This is something you would see on Reddit
In all seriousness, I mean this, kill yourself
>>711425923
Well it works like this:
You wash it. That's step 1. That seems to be something you Americans have trouble with but legit, just put some fucking soap and water on it and wash it.
Step 2... nothing? Other than that it's exactly the same as yours except it doesn't get dry and chaffed and I get to make the decision as an adult whether or not I want to mutilate my genitals at the behest of some jew
Oh and #3, i have all of my nerve endings, so sex is legitimately better in ways you will never know
>>711427863
>>711428250
False, as a female who has tried both - the male without uncircumcised penises provided far more pleasure.
Bitches don't know what fun is until they've played with a foreskin or rolled that shit back on their tongue.
They also just look better when erect and smell isn't a problem unless you're fucking a big baby who doesn't know how to clean their dick properly.
>>711438123
>>711426848
kek
>>711438253
I'm sorry you're circumcised
truly
>>711425923
Like chewing 5 gum.
>>711435926
Yeah, it does anon, willful ignorance is your choice but arguing against facts is funny.
i remember i was young and i discovered male circucision on american pie, after i asked why the fuck they need lube to masturbare.
here in italy only people with fimosi or other problems (or nigger from africa) has is dick mutilated.
>>711436328
You feet produce sebum to protect themselves, your glans does not.
>>711438637
you forget that americans think they're free while they are so indoctrinated that they mutilate their childrens dicks to appease the jewgods
>>711438661
They would if they had blootle.
>>711436328
Bacteria also forms some of the most basic functions of your body, such as protecting from bad bacteria, digesting your food etc etc
>>711425923
Like it's supposed to.
>>711425923
It feels good.
