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Turn on webcam/take out phone, etc, and take pic of yourself.

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Turn on webcam/take out phone, etc, and take pic of yourself. Don't fix or change anything. Just show yourself how are you are right now, in your natural habitat. Go.
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>>711417533
Nice dubs, OP.
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>>711417812
Nice, do I get to see your tits since I got dubs?
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yah
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This here's my chicky ms clitton
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>>711417533
>>711417812
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>>711417975
OP is a fag all the same person.
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Good mornin'
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>>711417533
>b anonymous
>wants to show what people look like

Fuck off newfag
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>>711418122
Nope, I'm just OP and I responded to pic of I'm guessing a femanon asking for tits. Go kill yourself.
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>>711418211
Shoh me how I are too dum to due so. VPN stats differently mask yourself better.
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>>711418575
>attractive blonde white woman wearing glasses and making dumb face


You could literally make anyone ugly this way. Fuck you. Show pic of her when she looks cute.
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>>711418670
she looks cute here
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>>711418690
Nice socks!
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>>711418877
Thank you! My socks don't usually match, though.
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phone's camera too high quality, too lazy to fuck with it. Here's equivalent off google. Concert was lit though
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>>>/soc/

inventedd for threads like these
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>>711419046
Fuck no. This isn't even about socializing. It's about seeing how good people look or bad I guess. Most people here look like respectable members of society. You can't even tell they /b/rowse.
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>>711418956
Are you a femanon by any chance?I see the hairy legs, but u never know ^^
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>>711417533
Probably the only real one in this thread
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>>711419651
Nope, I'm as male as can be.
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>>711419874
Wow you are cute.
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I'm Jordan what's good
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>>711419874
I got you bro, contributing
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>>711418996
Aw man I fuckin love Streetlight Manifesto. I was just listening to them earlier
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>>711420045
Thanks lol. Not everyone that browses 4chan is a fat mongoloid apparently.
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>>711420390
sup my dude
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>>711420565
Why do you have a microwave in your room tho? just curious
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>>711420683
College bro.
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>>711420285
>>711419874
>>711420390
I'm real too fellas
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>>711420765
I know those feels
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>>711420285
sup bro
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>>711420791
Prove it faggot, give me your best banana maymay
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>>711420803
makes me want to fuckin neck myself but it's not too bad. usually just go to class, do a bit of homework for like an hour, then play League of Legends for 8 hours till I go to bed.
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>>711420841
I'm at my friend's house and procrastinating on a 5 minute college speech that's due in a day. You?
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>>711419955
hot
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I got ya OP. Hello
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>>711417533
How about no?
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chip bitch here to stay
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>>711420915
Watching Twitch, debating on playing another game of League since I have to work tomorrow morning. Yourself?
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>>711420984
bullshit. There's no girls on /b/
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>>711420848
All banana memes on Google images are bad and I'm not using the dumb fuckin 4chan nanner
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>>711420898
Studying advanced degree in applied science minoring in microbiology. get only like 2 hours gaming time a day cuse im so fucking behind on my course work
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>>711419874
>>711420062
Both have microwaves. Although one looks like a dorm and the other looks like a dungeon.
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>>711421041
turn your life around
I believe in you
You can do it
All it takes to find yourself in a totally new and different place is to put one foot in front of the other
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teehee hey OP <3
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>>711421110
Ayyylmao
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>>711421152
lol that blows. I'm just a CS major who has like 2 programs due a week. It's actually pretty enjoyable.
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>>711421032
(You)
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>>711421041
10/10 would bang, although tits or gtfo
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>>711420984
I wanna suck nig cum out your poophole
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>>711421041
I bet you're always stuffing your face, aren't you, you fat cow.
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>>711421510
can confirm
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>>711420984
I wanna ring your vagina out like a wet t-shirt and drink the juices
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>>711421529
Did you steal that cig from your mom?
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>>711421032
I wish this was real.
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>>711421529
Dude I'm going to tell you, lose the attitude. Or one day someone is going to knock it off your face for you.
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Takin a shit rn
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>>711421809
Where the fuck are your lips
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>>711421809
Would bounce up and down on your cock then walk hand in hand to 7 eleven after/10
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>>711420985

I believe in you, anon
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>>711421809
Are you Amish? If not, why are you sporting such a gay Amish neckbeard you fucking faggot?
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>>711421913
Male or female
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>>711421916
?
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>>711422055
yes
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>>711422057

the photo looks legit - like I actually believe that it's you
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>>711421809
It's not hard to rotate the photo 90° you incompetent FUCKS
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hue
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>>711422022
Okay, lose weight first off you fuckin elephant. Secondly, change that shirt, it doesn't suit you or your body...at all. Thirdly, change the fucking camera angle.
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>>711422167
And THAT'S the reason I never do
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Can someone explain how I can text a pic but can't find the fyckin pic to post?
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>>711421767
Lol ok?
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>>711422167
It saved on my computer as upright and not sideways. It simply uploaded as sideways.
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>>711422022
you look like a human qtip in a polo shirt.
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>>711422284
Wow man...
Like fuck YOUR personal body issues
Dick
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>>711422284
>Turn on webcam/take out phone, etc, and take pic of yourself. Don't fix or change anything. Just show yourself how are you are right now, in your natural habitat.
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>>711417533
Beautiful fingers.
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>>711421809
You look like that one faggot from Lazy Town
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Fuck it
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>>711422380
>Mfw I post my picture and no one says anything
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All of you look fucked up
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>>711422507

what are you looking at, anon? I like your headphones
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>>711422185 gorgeous
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>>711422507
You remind me of this person I know
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>>711422813
I'm looking at the wall
And thanks they're falling apart though
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Ayyy
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WE ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE WAY I EXPECTED
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>>711422864
You really think so, mister?
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>>711421299
Underrated
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>>711417533
my beverage is almost gone
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>>711422874
Can't say the same
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> Inb4 faggot
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>>711423017
trap/10
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>>711422874
If thas you . 10/10
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>Said OP without delivering the same in first post
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>>711423118
Did you just send yourself a snap
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>>711423046
different anon, but I'm definitely into you
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>>711423046
Pretty cute/10
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>>711423046
>Dat effortless sexyness-look, 9/10!
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>>711423101
super cute. try not parting your hair in the middle; it'll give you a more dominant look. other than that, you're killin' it.
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Sure. Hair wet af cus just showered at 230 am.

r8 me m8s
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>>711423179
//blush///
Did you poast in the thread too?
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>>711422839

your chair looks like it was designed by HR Giger - I like it! I'm squinting and pretending that you've got a headless alien standing directly behind you! stay frosty, bro!
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In bed. Browsin /b/
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>>711417533
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>>711423118
Looks like Sam Hyde's fat brother.
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>>711423342

Yeah, I'm this dude:

>>711422839
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>>711421041
I want to marry you and have fat kids.
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>>711423316
Cut your hair with jetfuel, it looks like stealbeams
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>>711423316
Aryan master race, if only you lost that faggot looking ear ring.
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>>711423348
haha my hair's always a mess like that
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>>711423316
cut your hair into a scruffy short look, lose the gauge, and work out a little and you'd look great.
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>>711420985
"Hey guys it's Scarce here."
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>>711422167
on mobile it uploads as sideways you ignorant FUCK
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> Inb4 faggot
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My hair's fuckin' stupid.
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ayy lmao
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>>711423485
Anon, we all know steel beams can't jet.

>>711423529
Nah mate, I won't lost the gauges. Like em too much.
Also too lazy to work out, plus I'm on the low end of the BMI scale kek.
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>>711423675
you look like the next school shooter
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>>711423468
Ooo~ lala
You're not so bad either
I've always been a fan of celtic men & men with beards
Double knocknout
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>>711423551
I look nothing like that person
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>>711419874
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>>711423642

you're that dude from Salò 120 days of Sodom!! I love your work
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>>711422167
It sounds like you screamed and yelled about others beeing ignorant and stupid when in fact you could not understand that your understanding was so limited and narrow that you had no idea it wasent their fault.

You must be a Hillary-supporter the way you act.
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>>711422975
your nose is a third of your face, fuck off nigger.
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>>711423769
haha well good to know, coming from someone beautiful like you
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>>711422185
Wash your fuckin hair
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>>711423821
wot.
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>>711423753
Kek. Nah I have no hatred for people.

Just liberals.
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>>711423675
listen, you've got big beautiful blue eyes and the gauges distract from that. they are hindering you rather than helping you.
the hair-cut and work-out would just be to even you out symmetrically.
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>>711422167
Yeah it doesn't work like that on mobile.
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>>711422185
that's some greasy fuckin hair holy fuck nigga
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>>711422937
David Spade/10
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>>711423628
But yeah this site auto-rotates images that have a height greater than a certain amount or something like that. Here it is not fucked up maybe.
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>>711423246
Cutie
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>>711423642
Adorable
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>>711423585
faggot
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>>711424185
Would throat fuck.
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god i hate selfies
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>>711424108
You look like someone that would apologize for trying to pick a girl up.

Maybe a haircut and a shave? Seem a bit soft.
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>>711423046
Yes I do I'm glad I can't figure out to post my pic cause my fat neckbearded ass might scare ya away
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>>711423675
Definitely a crack baby.
Anon was telling you to work out cause you look like a pussy, not cause you're fat.
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>>711423046
your eyeliner is wack af
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>>711419874

Down Syndrome looks good on you /b/ro

Show us your dick retarded fag
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>>711423769
Shit i'm nothing if not celtic. Brown hair, ginger beard.
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Ya'll look like people I would see on omegle.
fugly creeps
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>>711423853
TLDR: butthurt faggot takes the bait
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>>711424185
Post tits and be famed as hero of /b/
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>>711424185
You're cute and you don't really seem like a typical /b/tard. That's a compliment.
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>>711424108
yer cute but you look soft
i bet this nigga >>711422839 could wipe the floor with you
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>>711423246

you remind me of a friendlier/happier version of Dante from Clerks
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>>711424323
Far from a crack baby, cute try tho anon. 90% of the people in here haven't posted. So there's that.
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>>711424252
Skrillex?
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>>711424185
Literal dime
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>>711424394
Hah! I'm the ginger and I called him soft above

>>711424277
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>>711424347
>Cesspool of the internet
>Expecting more than ugly creeps
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I have to say I'm not surprised how many of you fellers look like trappy douches
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>>711420285
not your jumper
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anybody want nudes?
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>>711424185

if I saw you at Fenway, I'd buy you a beer
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>>711417812
reminds me of alaska-chan/keratosis
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>>711424397
think thats the best thing ive read tonight
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>>711424130
thanks <3
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>>711424185
>>711424338
samefag. filename, virgin.
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>>711424338
You look so familiar
Do you post on /soc/ a lot?
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>>711424470
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>>711424216
thanks show me your tits
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Hi as a nigger pie, takin a big poopy shit.
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>>711424468
Haha thank you
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>>711424328
Fucking show yourself
I will end you
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>>711424252
Should I try to be more butch or more of a twink?
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>>711424653
Yeah, no i literally just took that. That girls not me.
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>>711424589

cheers, brother
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>>711424185
>girl who likes hockey and /b/ = perfection
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Hopping a squat like 50 percent of /b/
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>>711424769
Neither. You do you. Fuck going for a category. Being either one or the other is really unappealing just because you feel like you need to choose.
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>>711424653
its called owning an asus, other than the fact that we r both gingers we have nothing in common
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>>711424673
Never been on that board.
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>>711424653
>doesn't understand camera filenames.
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>>711423675
new macro
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>>711424761
I already showed myself, just letting you know that you overlined your bottom lid and your cateye is weak
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>>711423046
You're eyeliner is fine. It's thick, but I like the style.
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>>711421229
Kyle?
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Soup /bee/
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>>711425000
WHO ARE YOU!!
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>>711425140
Just a friend who lets friends know when they have epileptic level eyeliner
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>>711424858
Mines HP, same windows cam set up I think.
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Hair is life
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>>711424973
non shite version
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>>711424581
Idk who that is...

>>711424613
Anytime (:
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>>711425215
White Trash Boys Hate Him!
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>>711425213
Probably, lol it is quite a coincidence tho
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>>711424185
you're too cute to be on this board tbh
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Had to take the tape off my cam for your fags.
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>>711425215

this entire photo looks like a Rembrandt painting
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>>711422185

I'm curious, what does the sign behind you says?
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>>711425307
and you're a faggot, faggot.
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>>711425024
Plz respond ;_:
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Anyone know when tae fuck season 3 of Rick and Morty come out?
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as hard as you can fags
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>>711425341
Minus the Rembrandt lighting
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Chillin, just got out of work a half hour ago thinking about going to get soon brews soon...
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You all take your selves waaayyy too fucking seriously.
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>>711425215
Cute af
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>>711421199
kys
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>>711425307
>>711424370

I fucking love this site tbh, its a legit issue
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>>711425307
looks like the kinda guy that works out but can't fight.
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>>711425432
Whats a soon brew
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>>711424856
Wow, thanks man.
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>>711425024
Good eyes, but I'm not a fan of the hair like that. Looks like the hair of a 14 year old on a good looking man, which kind of kills it.
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satanic trips pls
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>>711425427
you look like you would be bffs with >>711425024
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>>711425387
what's wrong with being a faggot anon?
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I figured it out roast this bitches
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>>711425598
pls just once
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>>711423170
lmao
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>>711425470
You wanna go m9??
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>>711425647
lets g o
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>>711425571
Thanks for the advice to be honest. I do need to do something with the hair.
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It's 3am fuuuuuck this shiiiiit

Captain hipsterfaggot reporting in.
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>>711425506
Yeah, I get that. I've been here since 2006. Just embrace it, you're one of us now.
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>>711425542
u right, I cant fight for shit.
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>>711425330
If that's a birthmark, I've got the same one - albeit it's faded
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>>711425645
look like E from the eels.
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>>711424338
watch your back
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>>711425683
Literal dream man/10
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>>711425545
Yeah I f'd up. *SOME brews soon
My apologies for the confusion
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>>711425770
Can see that guy becoming a meme
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>>711421529
Jerry?
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>>711425683
>Captain hipsterfaggot
that about sums it up.
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>>711419874
>>711420285
>>711420390
God, are these the people that browse here? No wonder there's so many cucks and Killaryfags on /b/.
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>>711425427
Wanna be best friends like>>711425628
Said?
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>>711425770
didn't know McGregor was a /b/tard
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Holy fuck, my makeup is smeared and makes it look like i have eye bags. i just legit look like crap kek
jesus

it's 3 am though, so
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>>711425815
That made my day <3
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>>711425470
>>711425656
Cuties being silly!
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behold the glorious man-tits of a fat shut in cripple /b/
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Another in better lighting for proofs.
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Extreme closeup of me. So mad I lost election
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>>711425958
Dont be an attention fag now anon
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>>711426002
>Literal dream man/10
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>>711425958
Adorableness
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>>711425906
Ay man I is what I is.

Obscure band sweater
Half rim frames to big for the face
Hair longer than some womens
Audio engineering major
Musician

I CAN'T FIGHT MY NATURE
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>>711425954
Hell, if you look like "crap" here, you have nothing to worry about.

You look good, anon.
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>>711420985
I swear I have the same blanket
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>>711426002
Straight up dreamboat.
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>>711426044
Dubs don't lie. Praise KEK
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napkin nose bitch at your service. I put it up in there when it gets runny so when i saw this thread i just had to
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>>711425712
Just necrotizing fasciitis acting up.
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>>711425954
could be worse
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>>711425958
clean your greasy hipster forehead
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>>711425770
I love it. Top fucking kek
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>>711426050
Okay, mom.
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Roast me
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>>711426002

you look cool
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>>711425954
That's what make up gets ya I think you look better without it
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>>711426102
but, why? i've honestly always wondered how a person keeps acting like a fag even if they know they're acting like a fag.
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>>711426071
>>711426149
>>711426227
idve been doing webcams for years if idve known all this
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>>711422507
post boipucci
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>>711426202
BUT IT'S NOT EVEN BED TIME YET.
I'M NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL.
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>>711421299
kek
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>>711426002
this is what me and most of us that have been on here for years look like
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>>711426215
U look like the main guy from paranormal activity: mexican edition
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>>711426158
I really want this to be true
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>>711426311
i came in late 2007 i didnt really grow up with a computer
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>>711426158
I'd throw my dick in you and let it marinate/10
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>>711426002
This is what human perfection looks like. Sorry, not sorry
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>>711426311
No that's just what you and him look like because you're both unhygienic fat neckbearded virgins.
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>>711425920
only if you're not a faggot
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>>711425341
I went with the art feels/10
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>>711425954
I look like you. I could look like that in a few years
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>>711426158
i hate to ask but...
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>>711418690
are those fucking panties
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The homie passed out
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>>711423118
why are you standing like that?
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>>711426338
Doesn't the guy look mexican already?
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someone make a new thread
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>>711426002
I want to have your children and inherit Disney.
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>fuck mazzios
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>>711426462
Damnit...

So close
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>>711426541
Lol faggot anon with his faggot nigger friend passed out on his couch after sex.
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>>711421809
you look just like wojak lmaoooooo
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>>711426071
>>711426149
>>711426227
>>711426311
>>711426435
another pic featuring full upper body since i got so much love
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>>711426126
Its from walmart. Came with a sheet and pillowcases too.
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>>711426649
Quality post/10
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>wheres Brandon
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>>711423316
you look like roger, from american dad, dressed as a hick
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>>711426681
fuck forgot the pic
sorry im tired
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>>711426732
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>>711425268
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>>711426484
I have to post this cuz I can not tolerate my retarded face in the other one
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>>711425954
3am is no excuse
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>>711426541
sharpie in pooper?
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>>711422975
my nigga tyrone
how was that sour diesel I sold you earlier
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>>711423046
What contact lenses are you using? A wapanese brand?
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>>711426736
timestamp with those tits OP
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>>711426736
your body looks like a pepe with down syndrome
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>>711426039
coming to bed dear?
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>>711426808
>Its still retarded
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webcam on, here goes.
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>>711426808
tits or gtfo
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>>711426736
This is the first time i ever used the hide post feature.
And report.
I think I caught the a disease from seeing this.
Fuck Jabba the Hutt looks good compared to you.
Fuck whats your blood type Ragu?
Jesus, you look like you've spent more than 3 days in that cave.
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>>711426879
doubtless ill be a sick maymay soon
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>>711426808
i want to drop a steamy shit right in your mouth. fuck
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>>711426808
Shit, you look fine in both. Don't worry so much.

I'd take a shot at asking you out if I saw you in public.
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>>711426736
I want to be your friend so bad
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>>711426973
:(
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>>711426973
what's your blood type, ragu? LOOOOOL
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>>711423428
Summit1g?
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>>711426215
roast me fuckers
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>>711427067
fuck off you attentionwhore facebook faggot
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>>711426973
Post a pic of yourself then. Bet he outrates you any day you fucking kike
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>>711426732
bump limit faggorts
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