Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
カラミチーマス
Passed out and phone died
I dream of being a fern
>>711404289
Now if you don't mind, I'm going to change into some nighttime clothes really quick.
>>711404289
>>711402778
incase you missed my reply
Goodnight guys
>>711404289
>>711404408
>>711404475
>>711404496
>>711404499
>>711404551
>“Every age that has historical status is governed by aristocracies, Aristocracy with the meaning - the best are ruling, Peoples do never govern themselves. That lunacy was concocted by liberalism. Behind its "people's sovereignty" the slyest cheaters are hiding, who don't want to be recognized.”
― Joseph Goebbels
Posting best girl and thread theme song
https://youtu.be/1Q3RyvQLqes
>>711404551
>>711403496 [yuno]
I usually find myself listening to metal in many of its forms. Nowadays, I go for smoother music at night because it actually helps me sleep better. Sorry for replying so late, I couldn't simply reply without showing off this handsome man.
Sleep well.
>>711404289
>>711404187 [shinoa]
Not a very good feel. Thanks for the bake, by the way.
dibs on trump-chan
>smug
nothing like a girl with a gun
i claim shaggy
>>711404664
But i don't ERP, it's gross
>>711404823
You call that smug?
Show me a real smug face
>>711404926
A healer who isn't Mercy?
Get out
>>711404971
define erp
< i found op's waifu
>>711405056
Erotic role playing
of, relating to, or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement, the function assumed or part played by a person or thing in a particular situation, engage in activity for enjoyment and recreation rather than a serious or practical purpose.
>>711405147
Bullshit, you didn't convince me
>>711405299
I dont need to prove anything to you.
>>711404664
I was getting gifts yesterday for my youngest brother's birthday party we're having 8 days early, and I already mentioned last thread that I was out all day clothes shopping on the north side of town. You might want to try a little harder than that, anon.
>>711405299
i dont see the difference between >>711404664
and >>711404289
>>711405457
like i'd know who you are from last thread
fucking neckbeard thinks im on /b/ waifu threads 24/7
come on, TIP THAT FEDORA
Anyone remember meee
Akane claimed
>>711405438
YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>711405590
YUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>711405581
your taste in women is shit, neckbeard
>>711405581
I don't, but good choice.
JEFF HARDY CLAIMED
>>711405682
Lol, now I remember why I "loved" this thread
>>711405725
Why thank yew :)
I'm not familiar with your waifu
>>711404499
Super cute!
>>711404551
I know people shitted on kf2 before. Yes it is. Really funny one too of course. Ooooooohhh
>>711404635
Night tsunny
>>711404664
Agreed
>>711404718
I'm sure you'll find something to make the day worth spending
You're welcome. Been a while since we've been thanked for a Bake
>>711405160
You know me well
>>711405581
Hmmmm
>>711405930
You were deff here when I was, unless someone else claimed that girl
>>711405831
Trust me, after you get through that it's pretty peaceful. For like two months I was bombarded with "seasonal Waifu"
>>711405831
Makoto from Idolmaster.
Quite a different series than PsychoPass.
>>711406105
Last time I was here I got told daily "not Moe enough" but like c'mon
>>711406156
Huh, whats it about?
>>711405562
Not once did I ever think you are here 24/7. A couple of the several things I see on /b/ that are 24/7 are these threads and the shitposting that finds its way in here.
>>711405930
I'm always grateful for bakers, especially someone steps up because the usual ones are not around.
>>711406024
goodnight
Lol is this the tripfriends thread now
>>711406291
go back to /a/ where you people belong
/b/ is my homeland
>>711406265
Okay,
It's moe enough
>>711405626
WUZ GUD NIGGA???
>>711406265
Slice of Life, comedy, about the lives of Japanese Idols.
>>711406442
Whoever your waifu is she's a cutey patootey
I think my buddy isn't here anymore
>>711406505
Oh sounds interesting. I need to catch up on some anime's
>>711404289
>>711406472
I just ate some mcnuggies! Playing some animal crossing. You?
>>711406621
>mcnuggies
AHH YEAH
>Animal crossing
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A GIRL?
Eating pizzahut
>>711406732
Nigga are you hating on Animal Crossing.
>>711406610
Haha, good luck with that! I haven't been caught up in years.
>>711407009
That shits gay and boring and you should feel bad for playing
>>711407015
I never will, Ik
haha and I'll always be hated on for watching too much "mainstream anime"
too weeb for normal ppl, not weeb enough for weebs...
>>711406046
Bump my memory friend?
>>711406331
It's nothing special but you're welcome haha
>>711406024
Night foxy mama
>>711407009
You're back, digi-sword
Can a lonely loser get a virtual hug and goodnight from some strangers on the internet? If possible, use :3, it makes me feel better for a bit.
>>711404289
>>711406610
>
Ty, and who's your supposed buddy?
>>711407253
kys emotional faggot, this is 4chan, not safe spaces of reddit .com
I'm watching a scary movie with friends ;-;
I need someone to hold me
>>711407377
lucky star? i suggest drinking bleach. arguably one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived.
>>711407253
goodnight '':3''
>>711407251
It does have something special. If there were only people like me, the threads would simply die and many people, just like myself, would be very lonely.
>>711406390
Honestly, now that someone's mentioning it, I in particular should be visiting /a/ a bit more often. I'd explain as to why, but shitposters don't care about as to what us posters in these threads think.
>>711405930
You know it.
>>711407200
I know more than enough people who would consider PP to be too weeb, so you're fine in my books.
>>711407251
I'm a girl? If that helps... probs not
I was in the family pic at one point
>>711407253
>kisses on mouth
that what you wanted?
>>711407342
UHHH, Miho
>>711407377
I love holding smol things
>>711407073
BOI. I grew up playing Animal Crossing, and if you keep shit talkin' we're finna have some problems
>>711407251
Hello Snyg! How's it going?
>>711407458
haha bleach! xd
so fucking funny :o
>>711407458
NICO NICO NIIIIIIII
>>711407348
herp derp safe space
listen newfag
if you don't like these kinds of threads take your pc ass some place else
>>711407562
who is this? :o
*hugs the stranger*
>>711407605
My little yuuki can't be THIS much of a fag
>>>/a/149654194
here you go anime fags, go to where you belong
>>711407562
Miho's not here for now.
>>711407549
I'm glad :>
>>711407698
Hiiiiii I'm Akane anon, used to come here daily like...... almost a year ago.. cold weather makes me 4chan more
>>711407348
I should. If I'd kill myself my dad wouldn't go broke because of my lazy, retarded ass and no one would care anyways since I have no friends.
But then again I am afraid of the universe just being gone one day. It will happen. I will be dead and my fear will be gone, but atm it's scary. To know that existence will end one day. Reality itself will stop to exist. You can't prevent it. You can;t pause, you can't get out of the ride.
Death isn't scary to me. Nor is being dead really. Losing reality and everything that ever was.. is scary.
I also want to experience bo3 zombies.. so no. I won't kys c:
>>711407501
thanks :3
>>711407562
It's okay I guess.
>>711407871
Are you telling me you don't like playing games for relaxing and fun instead of bullshit rng and terrible teammates?
>>711408103
wuss
>>711408130
You mean to tell me you don't play WoW?
>>711407263
Thank you
>>711407501
Dude don't make this sad please. All you do is copy and paste and add your little twist to some of saying
>>711407539
You're always are super cute!
>>711407562
As in the waifu portrait? Sorry dude nothing is jogling my memory. Yes there was 2 of us but he switched
>>711407605
Bored. How goes it now?
>>711407675
Orange
>>711408028
:o i c
I've been here like 9 months so I don't know you
>>711408248
Not in a while actually. Now it's BF1 and Rocket League
>>711408307
I'm home, so good now! Playing some BF1
>>711408010
awe, do we know where Miho went?
>>711408103
Well... I can touch your butt? Butt touches help
>>711408307
well blahhhh, Guess Idk. hello then!
>>711408348
Nobody does its ok
>>711408313
Chef
I almost died because of the crazy ass storm.
>>711408307
>You're.
>Used "are" later in the sentence.
Go to bed already.
Kaori boyo
>>711408384
Pretty sure BF1 is still shit like beta
>>711408193
No c:
I just want to somewhat enjoy my life before drifting into nothingness.
Also, if I turn 30 I'll become a wizard. With extra powers, since I don't even ahve gotten my first kiss yet.
I know I might sound pathetic.. and I know I am.. but.. wizard powers
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>>711408474
Did you know Sarah? :o
She's my favorite oldfag ;-;
>>711408474
Would love to rp.. just talk to people in general, but no. Sorry.
It's 6am and my lazy ass has to go to bed.
>>711408474
Hey hello! I'm shinoa. Mostly known as smug. Who do you claim? And miho won't be claiming for a while
>>711408514
But
My waifu is the best waifu
>>711408613
sounds like a definite sjw rather than a future wizard
>>711408384
>playing bf1
;_; lucky
>>711408474
He's most likely sleeping or doing some other shit.
>>711408940
Lmao, I don't give a fuck about SJ.
Imo they should be killed or at least locked away, because all those SJW and other BS groups are taking things too far recently.
>>711408528
Nah, it's pretty fun
>>711408949
Get it smug! It's a lot of fun!
>>711408307
I'm sorry, that was not my intention. I'm gonna go to bed, so I'll see you later.
goodnight
>>711408751
>He paid to shitpost on 4chan faster for 4 years
>>711409112
My ass, I had a very terrible experience with the beta
>>711408500
Damn. How hard did it hit, and were you riding?
>>711408775
But what?
>>711409168
Good night.
>>711409186
Feels good.
>>711408977
I'm guessing you haven't heard what happened?
>>711409112
I'm using money for personal things besides games currently fam
>>711409168
Aww okay dude. Goodnight
>>711409298
I don't want to
>>711409364
I recommend you do so anyways. Even though we live under the same timezone, we don't share the same sleep schedules.
>I thought I've told you this already, I only ever get 4-6 hours of sleep a day.
>>711409364
I was asleep for two hours, fill me in.
>>711409223
It hit hard man, I'm uploading a video to the Discord now, and it was deafening.
The whole lawn was white.
Nah, I was inside luckily.
>>711409914
And I thought ours was bad. Ill check it out. And yeah, inside was probably the best idea. Anything less deadly happen?
>>711409687
You should sleep first
>you sure you've told me? Cause I get the same amount of sleep a night
>>711409807
Oh no this was about last week
I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl
But she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No, she ain't worth the price
>>711410247
I guess I didn't notice. I probably saw a post and it's somewhere in the back of my head.
>>711410247
>Gets the same amount of sleep I do.
Every time I find out that we have something in common, the more freaked out I get. Don't know why though, cause that'd normally be a good thing.
>>711410561
shit lyrics :o
>>711409211
I'm having fun with it, try it sometime!
>>711409364
Fair enough. Get it sometime and we can play!
>>711410839
But the songs super catchy
>>711411076
Maybe when I get my first paycheck, if I don't go for the IW legacy edition for CoD4
>>711410611
In summary from what I know: miho made his own discord, banned a lot of people, face revealed their and some anon posted it here and got memmed on. He got paranoid and left. Wouldn't be back for a while. Might be lurking acutally
>>711410779
Isn't that normal for a busy adult? We would get 4-6 hours a night but napping on the day adds to the total 8 hours? For some, that's a good thing since they have something on common, not sure about finding it freaky though
>>711411076
On the master race right? I won't be getting a build anytime soon dude
>>711411147
what song is it? :o
The voices in my right brain are kinda funny
They tell me, "Take a deep breath, it's always sunny"
>>711411271
Happy Pills by Weathers
>>711410245
>Australia
>Less deadly
I think you forgot where we live.
And nah, just a bunch of stripped vines and trees, might go for a ride to check out the town later.
>>711411225
I would call that karma, but call the anon who posted it an ass.
>tfw post cosplay of self and nothing happened
>Ruby said I was Rem
>mfw
>>711411169
They need to sell it standalone
>>711411225
Yep, mustard race
>>711411760
But then IW won't get any sales goyim
>>711411911
> paying for a remake of a garb game which will just be infinite warfare with a CoD4 skin
who's the real goy?
>>711412631
Ilya is a cutie.
>>711411964
is that actually miho
>>711412835
yep
>>711411225
As a contractor, I view 5 hours of sleep or less as not normal, since I used to ever sleep 2-3 hours more than that. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy what I do for a living, but hey, it's jobs like this than can keep the body and mind in check, you know?
>>711412954
feelsbadman
how did this picture get out?
ive been seeing it a lot
>>711412718
The cutest
>>711411728
What amazes me is that esdeath was much more mature about it than miho
Cute pout!
Speak of the devil
>>711411964
>>711411760
Yeah, it'll be maybe next year for me to yet That build ;_;
>>711412631
Go to sleep little loli. It is late
>>711413086
Big loli Smugger!
But it's the weekend.
>>711413062
I don't know, I'm not in the discord I just saved it from the guy who leaked it.
>>711411911
This is very true
>>711412631
An Illya!
>>711413086
Such is the life of the musterd race
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills
Runnin' with the devil
Runnin' with the devil
I'll tell y'all about it
I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waiting at home
Runnin' with the devil
>>711413275
i thought miho would look a lot more normal tbh
>>711413086
Esdeath looked a lot different from what I imagined. He looked a bit worse.
.
SHOW ME YOUR BEST POUTS
>>711413432
Yuuki!
How have you been?
>>711413831
Good, I got BF1 the other day!!
>>711413795
>>711413243
Yes it is I! A loli shinoa!
>>711413432
If you can make me not hate you, that'll be great
>>711413795
Imo, he looked better than what I've imagined
>
>>711413977
No, I'm sorry!! D:
>have a cutie smile
>>711413795
>
>>711413950
Oh shit! What's your original? Always looking for people to squad with!
>>711413977
So how have you been?
>>711413977
Read >>711413057.
>>711414228
Add stewie574! I'm playing now!
>>711413432
Candy is dandy but liqour is quicker
>>711414335
Sent
You'll a always have a medic with me around.
>>711413967
>>711413977
>>711414228
ACCEPTABLE!!
>>711413977
At this point I don't know what to expect people to look like anymore.
>>711414078
Too cute!
And you know I canthink hate you. You're not amatsu who hordes the poutine to himself
>>711413057
Sorry kitty-bunny!
I know what you mean. But 5 hours is a good amount for me tbh. But how I see it. If it's less than 4, I should concern myself
>>711414228
All good! Sleepy though. Played vidya, work study and such. Gonna get sister a gift for birthday tomorrow. How are you? And I'm so sorry for not adding you but you adding me. I feel like a piece of shit
>>711414951
Nice, I'll get you in after this round
>>711415276
I've never had poutine before. Is it good?
>>711415238
Not too loud please. It's midnight and some of us are trying to sleep
I don't really care if they post face or not. It's just the matter of time when a person says fuck it amd post their face
>>711415539
I made bootleg poutine using feta cheese and KFC gravy and fries. I bet the real thing tastes so much better
>mfw I try real poutine
owo what's this.
>>711415539
Poutine's delicious, hell, a lot of Quebecois food is. Not good for your health in large doses, but its tasty.
>>711415593
I might do that in the future, who knows.
>>711415787
A hug.
>>711415787
A scythe
>>711416042
I've seen partial of your face before
>>711415276
Doing pretty well. Also vidya and studying. Don't worry about it, denying a random add is understandable, though I forget who I found you through now.
>>711415539
If you're on for much longer I'd be more than happy to play a game or two.
>>711415752
>>711415836
I wanna try real canadian poutine so bad lol. Health be damned!
>>711416273
We're at 770 tickets right now
>>711416042
A hug for you too.
>>711416145
Two scythes!
>>711416480
Conquest? My favorite is operations since revives are so important. Plus I'm a sucker for attack/defend. Though I'm getting sick of the same narration after every match.
>>711416289
If you can get your hands on some decent cheese curds it's pretty easy to make. As long as the fries aren't shitty and the gravy isn't salted to hell, it's gonna be pretty yummy.
>>711415276
Will me going to sleep right now satisfy you?
>>711416145
Yes, I tried my best to cover it. Although, I can guess you're Asian enough to make a good guess of what I look like.
>>711416710
How has your day been?
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